#i want my mummy

[architectureenthusiast]

Everyone who lives in London says how horrible it is to live there and how they can't wait to move out of there. I've had to move into my nans house in some desolate place and it's hell!

Brain function gets worse the longer I'm away, these people will drive me crazy.

I wanna go back to London, I hate it here, I'm getting withdrawals, I need to breathe in the pollution.

[dumb-coward]

MUMMY!?

[rhiamaykes]

I've just spent the last hour in the bathroom. I don't feel good.

I have put on the twilight soundtrack, because sad music from when I was a teenager perfectly reflects my current mood

[tapeworrmart]

Disappointment 💥💥

[lilybug-02]

Mummy Bread Reference Sheets?!?!

Mummy Bread is a secluded and grumpy character. He woke up from a 3,000 year stasis, speaking in a long dead language, and has had the culture shock of his life! Despite this, he’s still quite pretentious and has an inflated ego. Maybe when he finally gets the hang of the printing press, he’ll find some friends. He/Him

And with this, we’ve completed all the Bread Critters (so far)!! I feel like I’ve been neglecting Mummy Bread, mostly because he’s just so Halloween coded, it’s hard to draw him outside of the usual spooky stuff. I did a ton of research into ancient Egypt with this guy. All the hieroglyphs and Arabic should be accurate too!

[fure-dcmk]

[A tiny grim reaper and a tiny mummy appears!]

>Gives candy >Invite them to visit the nearest murder scene

[asterlocke]

MUMMY VENTURE IS HERE!!

they definitely should stop touching random (probably definitely cursed) artifacts...

(og design is from @zandiiangelspit !!)

[mossycakes]

claudia took very good care of madeleine and made sure her vampiric transformation was as gentle and beautiful as it could possibly be ... claudia guided her through the entire experience so we can infer that when they left together claudia continued to teach madeleine and guide her. i think this means that madeleine had no tolerance for sunlight exposure, because unlike every other vampire in this show, including claudia, she didnt have to find out the hard way. on that note, if armand can walk in sunlight because vampires get more powerful over the years, it could also be true that a fledgling vampire would find the sunlight absolutely agonising because they have no tolerance or resistance. this is all to say that madeleines death was probably excruciating and lesbians are never allowed to be happy

[henry-fox-biggest-stan]

Favorite niche book genre

[starkholme]

"Have you got any bright ideas?" she questions.

"I'm thinking, I'm thinking..." he's rambling, the eyes focused on the crowd circling them.

"You better think of something fast, because if he turns me into a mummy, you're the first one I'm coming after." Karen declared with her voice trembling, she turned her head to look at Frank for what it could be her last time ever looking at him.

Karen Page, a librarian and aspiring Egyptologist, and Foggy Nelson, her best friend and an excellent lawyer, usually have drinks together in one of the best — according to Foggy himself — bars in town: Josie's Place. On a friday night, the two friends found themselves in the middle of a bar fight and after hiding behind one the tables, Karen is quick to realize an intricate box fell from the pocket of one of the fighters and takes it for herself before even thinking twice.

She only got a glimpse of his face, yet she remembers him too well.

When she finds the map of Hamunaptra inside the box, Karen convinces Foggy to go along with her to find the mysterious man. They find ex-military Frank Castle in a local prison and Karen makes a deal with him to lead them to the City of the Dead if she gets him released, he agrees.

It wasn't in Frank's plan go back to Hamunaptra, although a certain blonde Egyptologist makes it hard to not go back to the place he once served alongside The French Foreign Legion. So when Karen accidentally wakes up a 3000 year old mummy who begins to wreak havoc in searching for the reincarnation of his long-lost love, Frank's got no other choice than to stop the terror and save Karen in the process.

Kastle x a different version of The Mummy 1999

[husbono]

helloooo from the abyss!!! i got a job offer today!!! why am i so scared !!!!!!!!!!

[venus-lou]

My, my, those eyes

[mooneyedmoth]

Wait a sec, let me cook

[jigglywater]

they were the original old man yaoi to me quite honestly

[blackoutdays13]

I’m ready to upload my subconscious into the crunchino verse