#i wanna make shit god damn it

[toomanythoughts2]

Remember when I said I think of Nathan reading Toki to sleep in order for me to fall asleep? This is what I'm talking about when I say that.

[crowsgrudge]

kayne: what kind of great old one calls himself fucking john

john:

[jarvislover]

is considering jacking off to be a sport one of the COVID symptoms

Art creds:

wp_38_mayonezx (on Twitter)

vv3spa (on Twitter)

karonnnnn02 (here on tumblr)

[shhh-secret-time]

Baby please, I am begging you to get out of the tags!! You can't keep those headcanons there! Because when I read that Butters is the museum owner in your Au I squealed so loudly!! He would be so cute! Getting all stary eyed everytime you bring something in??? AHHHH! 💖💖💖💖

Yes!! He starts off just so sad that the museum doesn't have anything. Constantly cleaning the display cases even though there's nothing in there.

But the farmer (you), come around with the little trinkets you find at the mines. Digging things up or finding them while fishing. And like you said he just gets these stars in his eye. (Yeah he still lost the other one)

Goes on for hours if you'll let him! Speculating the history behind the dwarven artifacts. He polishes those gems with such care! Butters is the happiest he's ever been since leaving the big city.

I think Kenny and him decided to just runaway one day. They grabbed Karen and moved out to the valley!

(That way if you ship Bunny it works, and if you don't it's just two besties supporting each other.)

As you start bringing in more things he starts looking over at the front door more. He perks up expecting you to come in covered in dirt, but he thinks it gives you a certain charm. He can smell the earth on you and immediately associates you with a flower of some kind. He'll change the flower pinned to his shirt to whatever that flower is. Got red hair? He's got tulips. The prettiest blue eyes ever?! Hydrangeas put carefully next to his heart. Oh you think your brown eyes are boring? How dare you, they're patches of soil that help support life!

Dude practically has hearts fluttering around his head when he sees you. Lips quivered into a smile, trying not to giggle just because he's nervous.

I swear his one heart event would be him crafting you something. He works with Scott to build a display case for it and sends it to you. It's not so big that it won't fit in the mailbox, maybe like a little box. It'll be something that doesn't belong in a museum but maybe one day it'll be in the house you share.

I'm working on Stan's sheet right while I'm at work! I'm writing up heart events like he's gonna be in the game ☠️

Tag List: @hunnysnoops @apple-butter-tea

[thegaybiochemist]

God dammit atlus you've done it again I feel distinct emotions from a video game

[buddiesmutslut]

I’m thinking about people saying that them cutting to Eddie & Chris when Buck receives his medal doesn’t mean anything, when it does for everybody else & it’s going to make me cry.

Bc isn’t that one of Buck’s biggest fears? Being in a room full of people he loves and still not belonging? Nobody in that room is his.

Not like Karen, Denny & Mara are Hen’s. Not like Maddie is Chimney’s. Not like Chris is Eddie’s, or Athena is Bobby’s.

He might be Tommy’s for now, but Tommy isn’t his, because they didn’t show him, they didn’t show it being reciprocal.

He’s surrounded by people he loves, & he’s still alone. If that was intentional & Eddie was only shown bc he was next to get his medal, but that’s not the same as showing Buck for Tommy, then I feel like that’s them highlighting that Buck is alone. Buck has always wanted a family, in whatever way that looks to him, & if him being the only one who didn’t get a shot of his family’s reaction to him getting his medal is intentional, isn’t that so fucking sad?

& as a girl who has loved Buck for so long, that’s about enough to break my heart. Would we really rather Buck be alone, feel alone, just to stick it to a bunch of shippers?

[synthshenanigans]

might actually make more about him later but, I had the idea of taking old CJ things & turning them into the Goners from Undertale. just for funsies :}

only have one designs atm but have a sneeb

soooorta made from the old pfp. mainly just the colors

[more stuffs below]

the Goner dialogue i mainly based him off of

[existential warning?? probably?]

and the small bit i plan to make a lil something for if i ever get to it

[fadewalking]

Bellara lowkey pissing me off with all this feeling guilty bs

[vroomian]

Well that was the most disgusting hour of my life! I need seven showers and a memory wipe!

[spotsupstuff]

here's a neat vid, go watch it if you haven't yet

there's Some things that i don't completely agree with personally, like attributing the Third sin to Materialism rather than Connection (i'd argue that the Ancients had no big issue with being materialistic, considering their golden attires and such- and that going with Connection overall better addresses both the core of Materialism and relationships overall) and then attributing the word Dynasty specifically to asian cultures but that's more history/word definition beef more than anything djgklsjlcgjkd

oh how i'd love to have a debate with this guy about Ancients...

[thekingofspin]

whatever dick decided to put adverts on prime video needs their balls chopped because why the fuck am I getting more ads watching shows legally than I ever have pirating.

[jarvislover]

preview of edit. i wasnt gonna post this but i find this too hilarious not to... pls laugh. PLEASSEEEEE

would you guys still love me if i pasted the whole ”would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport” copyasta in the hashtags 🥺

full edit:click on me pllss nghh

i was gonna say the edit isnt fully cooked yet, but i think i overcooked (the preview of it-where i try to make it less visible), and by that i mean is now it look deepfried..

art creds(that i have currently(im searching-for others because i just saved drawings without remembering the artists users beforehand): @/karonnnnn02

[whump-queen]

begging someone to hold a gun to my head so my brain will finally make me do my dishes, laundry, vacuuming, job applications, emails, messages,, just to get anything done at all without constantly wanting to die

[rosegasly]

ALSO PLEASE STARS ALIGN LET CHECO HAVE A PODIUM IN MEXICO

[softshuji]

Any men out there wanna pretend to be my bf to get my parents off my case about marriage? I am so so serious right now.

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

the dire need to overshare has struck