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Remember when I said I think of Nathan reading Toki to sleep in order for me to fall asleep? This is what I'm talking about when I say that.
#metalocalypse#toki wartooth#nathan explosion#toki agere#toki age regression#toki wartooth age regression#band dad nathan#this took me three days and i am not 100% in love with it but im pushing myself out of my comfort zone to create#i wanna make shit god damn it#agnostic priest is a real band btw#and yes they are reading the velveteen rabbit because i love that story and so would Toki
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kayne: what kind of great old one calls himself fucking john
john:

#malevolent#malevolent ep 40#malevolent spoilers#like damn! leave him be!#kayne really was like stupid ass name...#from the guy calling himself KAYNE i dont wanna hear SHIT#at least john doe has like. meaning behind it#kayne just means little battler like okkk little soldier has daddy looked at u this month 🙄🙄🙄#sorry i love making fun of his daddy issues#NOW THAT ITS CANON HE'S NYARLATHOTEP#hes never gonna hear the end of it#god forbid azatoth is ever introduced guys im so serious#remi rambles
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is considering jacking off to be a sport one of the COVID symptoms
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#squid game#squid game 2#the salesman#the recruiter#salesman x gihun#saleshun#would you guys consider JACKING OFF to be a sport#i don't know about you motherfuckers but I consider that shit to be a sport ok?#if people can sit back and label goddamn golf which is the boringest fucking sport in the world a goddamn sport#if you can label that shit a sport and if you can label goddamn fishing as a sport I know damn well you can label jacking off a sport#think about it#what the fuck athletically are you really doing in golf my nigga?#all you're doing is hitting the goddamn golf club#“oh my god man that’s a long-ass birdie man. nice birdie. nice putt man! 250 yar-“#get the fuck outta here nobody cares about that boring-ass shit.#who the fuck really watches golf? Nobody gives a fuck#it makes niggas fall asleep#fishing on the other hand. what the fuck are you really doing athletically my nigga in fishing?#all that you're doing is that you're sitting your bitch-ass up in a boat.#usually its old-ass snagged teeth motherfuckers that ain't got no goddamn teeth up in their fucking grill or up in they're mouth#they're just sitting up in a goddamn boat you know what I'm saying?#throwing a goddamn rod. it could be any kind of goddamn bait up on the end of the rod#It could be a worm. it could be a caterpillar. it could be a centipede. it could be a dead-ass butterfly#it could be a fucking beak of a dead bird. it could be anything you know what I'm saying?#“oh my god we caught a big-ass salmon! reel that fat bitch in! yeah!”#motherfucker what are you doing athletically?#how the fuck is that working up a sweat my nigga?#what. you're working out your arms because you have to reel that motherfucker in?#nigga that’s not a sport dawg#well fuck it. you know what? It is a sport. fuck it. you guys wanna consider that shit to be a sport?
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Baby please, I am begging you to get out of the tags!! You can't keep those headcanons there! Because when I read that Butters is the museum owner in your Au I squealed so loudly!! He would be so cute! Getting all stary eyed everytime you bring something in??? AHHHH! 💖💖💖💖
Yes!! He starts off just so sad that the museum doesn't have anything. Constantly cleaning the display cases even though there's nothing in there.
But the farmer (you), come around with the little trinkets you find at the mines. Digging things up or finding them while fishing. And like you said he just gets these stars in his eye. (Yeah he still lost the other one)
Goes on for hours if you'll let him! Speculating the history behind the dwarven artifacts. He polishes those gems with such care! Butters is the happiest he's ever been since leaving the big city.
I think Kenny and him decided to just runaway one day. They grabbed Karen and moved out to the valley!
(That way if you ship Bunny it works, and if you don't it's just two besties supporting each other.)
As you start bringing in more things he starts looking over at the front door more. He perks up expecting you to come in covered in dirt, but he thinks it gives you a certain charm. He can smell the earth on you and immediately associates you with a flower of some kind. He'll change the flower pinned to his shirt to whatever that flower is. Got red hair? He's got tulips. The prettiest blue eyes ever?! Hydrangeas put carefully next to his heart. Oh you think your brown eyes are boring? How dare you, they're patches of soil that help support life!
Dude practically has hearts fluttering around his head when he sees you. Lips quivered into a smile, trying not to giggle just because he's nervous.
I swear his one heart event would be him crafting you something. He works with Scott to build a display case for it and sends it to you. It's not so big that it won't fit in the mailbox, maybe like a little box. It'll be something that doesn't belong in a museum but maybe one day it'll be in the house you share.
I'm working on Stan's sheet right while I'm at work! I'm writing up heart events like he's gonna be in the game ☠️
Tag List: @hunnysnoops @apple-butter-tea
#south park#stardew valley#star park au#leopold butters stotch#butters x reader#butters x farmer#i guess?#god damn it guys#this shit is so wholesomely sweet#i wanna rp now#sp fanfiction#south park fanfiction#reader insert#south park x reader#x reader#apple-butter-tea#I do this for you baby#i know you love that little dandelion with all your little heart.#if nft butters is the bad time line#i hope this is the good one#he has most certainly banned eric from the display area#that doesn't stop him and it makes Butters so nervous#hes just tapping his fingers together mumbling#not that I think Eric would ever go in until he finds out Butters doesn't want him there.#then it's game on#I also can't decide if Kyle should be the doctor or the teacher for the kids#because...I like professor Kyle#I like professor Kyle very much#BUT THEN WHO'S THE DOCTOR????
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God dammit atlus you've done it again I feel distinct emotions from a video game
#metaphor refantazio#god what an experience#damn good game#the writing is good. not excellent but solidly above good#but holy shit the point it makes?#what a time to make that point#this game is definitively art#in the abstract and tangible senses#cant wait to play it again#also I wanna fuck the penultimate final boss#i went 'holy shit he got hotter'#maybe the final boss will be even hotter?#*cry of despair*
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might actually make more about him later but, I had the idea of taking old CJ things & turning them into the Goners from Undertale. just for funsies :}
only have one designs atm but have a sneeb
soooorta made from the old pfp. mainly just the colors
[more stuffs below]
the Goner dialogue i mainly based him off of
[existential warning?? probably?]

and the small bit i plan to make a lil something for if i ever get to it


#i wanna make so many ut & cj related things you dont even know#i need to make the others of these still#idk if ill ever get to making it but also had the idea of an amalgamate from the true lab but its heart & mind#like a sixbones type thing [if thats what it was called its been at LEAST five years i dont remember] but a funky lil goop fusion of em#trying to be whole without actually being whole#ik all three would make sense but#“we'll be combined whether that be dead or alive” after all#if anyone wants to draw that idea. have at it#cos idk WHEN ill even design that#rant over i eepy#is 7:30 am i need to SLEEP#chonny jash#moss post#cj sneeb#cj ut#uhhhh idk what to tag this#i just made up more shit thats vague nd not related to a song#again#if i had a nick for every time i made random lore for the stupid name Sneeb id have 2 nickles#which isn't a lot but i still need to make some god damn ref sheets#[technically 3 but shhh]
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Well that was the most disgusting hour of my life! I need seven showers and a memory wipe!
#tw gross#putting it in the tags because EW#okay so I’ve had a fly problem and it was fucking b a d#I couldn’t figure out where they were coming from#I have slowly been going fucking insane#cleaning and deep cleaning for HOURS#DID YOU KNOW THAT SWARMS OF BUGS ARE MY ONE MAJOR FEAR!!!#I can’t even stand to listen about them. I skipped those episodes of the Magnus archives!!#today was the last straw. I got home from work and just. fucking lost it.#I cleaned. I mopped. I disinfected. I scrubbed.#nothing.#then. THEN. this one damn cubbard aboved my microwave.#I don’t use it often because it is tall and I am short.#APPARENTLY. I PUT SOME LOAFS OF BREAD UP THERE AT SOME POINT.#MAGGOTS. EVERYWHERE!!!#when I tell you I threw up. I mean it. i May never eat again!!!!!!!!!!#anyway thank god for bleach and that I still had all my disinfectant wipes. also thank god it’s trash day so allll that shit is immediately#outta my house.#seven. showers. fucking yuck.#vrrm vrrm#I can’t stand filth. I simply can’t do it!!! it makes me itch!! I want to peel my skin off!!!#if you guys wanna know what I was doing instead of bfiasc. well. *gestures*
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whatever dick decided to put adverts on prime video needs their balls chopped because why the fuck am I getting more ads watching shows legally than I ever have pirating.
#this is an actual joke#i am so fed up of money hungry corporations making my life more difficult than it has to be#arent prime rich enough?#they just wanna waste my god damn time and im sick of it.#YOUTUBE TOO#and any other site with ads#like get over yourself#AND TIKTOK#see even if im not seeing the official tiktok ads every second fucking video is someone trying to sell me some usless crap#i dont want to buy your cheap shit from tiktok shop im here for entertainment and thats it#i want someone to compile how much of my short life is spent watching ads#because life is fucking short and this is too much time to be wasting#(am i gonna stop and get off my ass? no probably not)#i just wanna watch the boys#ALSO WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO HAVE SUPERNATURAL EXPIRE AT THE END OF THE MONTH#im losing my mind and you all get to hear it#prime i know where you live#amazon prime#the boys#supernatural#tiktok#YouTube#what else did i talk about?
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here's a neat vid, go watch it if you haven't yet
there's Some things that i don't completely agree with personally, like attributing the Third sin to Materialism rather than Connection (i'd argue that the Ancients had no big issue with being materialistic, considering their golden attires and such- and that going with Connection overall better addresses both the core of Materialism and relationships overall) and then attributing the word Dynasty specifically to asian cultures but that's more history/word definition beef more than anything djgklsjlcgjkd
oh how i'd love to have a debate with this guy about Ancients...
#spot says stuff#rw#history fact: a dynasty was present big time around the years 800-1000 (iirc) on a large territory in eu which included slovakia#at the core of it per its definition a dynasty is just ''the same family ruled over the lands throughout multiple generations'' tho so its-#-not special or anything. with that definition in mind you can see how dynasties were also european things with all the kings and stuff#its just more often used for asian countries cuz they held out longer with the family stuff probably. or all the damn royal family drama-#-that happened there........ my Gods i know only a few chinese stories but Shit man there was a lot djgklsjgld#i wonder if identifying family members in the Ancient society happened through colors... like Sparrows n her siblings are colored from-#-dark blue (Dad's og clrs before turning grey) to turquoise (Inkling) and through this color coordination are the dynasties named#that's some fun thoughts#this video is prompting some neat thoughts.. ego is the culmination of the sins in short is one of them for example#did this guy actually come into contact with shkika or smth. the 'civilization before the ones we recognize as ancients' stuff at the end-#-sounds very familiar. -makes it to the end- Ah. The RW Discord. i wonder where that thought originated n who parroted it from who#☝ personally making the conscious effort to not seep myself into the fandom Too much since i like thinking about this stuff so i dont want-#-any fan-based answers/speculations. just wanna vibe with it uninfluenced n see where that takes me. also the rw discord feels dangerous
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preview of edit. i wasnt gonna post this but i find this too hilarious not to... pls laugh. PLEASSEEEEE
would you guys still love me if i pasted the whole ”would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport” copyasta in the hashtags 🥺
full edit:click on me pllss nghh
i was gonna say the edit isnt fully cooked yet, but i think i overcooked (the preview of it-where i try to make it less visible), and by that i mean is now it look deepfried..
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#squid game#squid game 2#the salesman#the recruiter#salesman brainrot#would you guys consider JACKING OFF to be a sport#i don't know about you motherfuckers but I consider that shit to be a sport ok?#if people can sit back and label goddamn golf which is the boringest fucking sport in the world a goddamn sport#if you can label that shit a sport and if you can label goddamn fishing as a sport I know damn well you can label jacking off a sport#think about it#what the fuck athletically are you really doing in golf my nigga?#all you're doing is hitting the goddamn golf club#“oh my god man that’s a long-ass birdie man. Nice birdie. nice putt man! 250 yar-“#get the fuck outta here nobody cares about that boring-ass shit.#who the fuck really watches golf? nobody gives a fuck#it makes niggas fall asleep#fishing on the other hand. what the fuck are you really doing athletically my nigga in fishing?#all that you're doing is that you're sitting your bitch-ass up in a boat.#usually its old-ass snagged teeth motherfuckers that ain't got no goddamn teeth up in their fucking grill. or up in their mouth#they're just sitting up in a goddamn boat you know what I'm saying?#throwing a goddamn rod. it could be any kind of goddamn bait up on the end of the rod#it could be a worm. it could be a caterpillar. it could be a centipede. it could be a dead-ass butterfly#it could be a fucking beak of a dead bird. it could be anything you know what I'm saying?#“oh my god we caught a big-ass salmon! reel that fat bitch in! yeah!”#motherfucker what are you doing athletically?#how the fuck is that working up a sweat my nigga?#what. you're working out your arms because you have to reel that motherfucker in?#nigga that’s not a sport dawg#well fuck it. you know what? It is a sport. fuck it. you guys wanna consider that shit to be a sport?#jacking off is a fucking sport to me
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ALSO PLEASE STARS ALIGN LET CHECO HAVE A PODIUM IN MEXICO
#when i say i loce redbull i mean i love the whole team exceot marko who can like fkn roll over and die for all i care#ik checos been working hard for these last few races#spending a lot of time at d factory#// in the sims#and it would make me and like everyone who was in austin (coz wow were the checo chants loud#and the whole mexico crowd so damn happy#ik the seasons been ups and downs but i am PRAYING 🙏 for a perez podium next week#also any danny fans i hear u i m too but pls dont be nasty on my posts i dont wanna c dat shit#checo perez#sergio perez#red bull racing#formula 1#f1#also not to be a hoe but a chestapped podium? :''))) not too much to ask for right??? PLS GOD#max verstappen
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Bought a stupid suit thing. Disgustang.
#speculation nation#i got it on sale but it was still kinda expensive. ughhhh#hates every part of that. it's so stiff and uncomfortable and unnatural feeling.#but business professional is the recommended attire... so to that i went...#felt bad staying so close to close but the employees were nice about it at least. and i still got out b4 they closed (barely)#i wanted to go shopping earlier today. in between class and orchestra. but allegedly attendance is required in the lab.#so i went. didnt really feel like attendance was taken. but i still went.#still gotta finish prepping my resume but i dont think itll take Too long... i got a template to follow#from my web coding class actually. bc we just happen to have a resume building assignment this week.#so by working on my resume im working on the lab!! yay!!!#except im not doing the lab resume rn. just the normal resume. the template is still helpful tho.#also need to do a bit of research into the companies that are there and the interview style thingie#GOD this is going to be a whole hassle. i dont wanna wrinkle my stupid suit so i shouldnt stuff it in a bag.#and i dont wanna BIKE in the stupid suit. so im thinking of driving up to campus. forking over the money for guest parking#do the stupid career fair then drive back home to change and then go back up to campus on bus or bike in time for bowling#hopefully. we hope. nonzero chance of having to miss bowling and web coding classes tho. depending on how long i spend at this thing.#ultimately career bullshit is more important than one day of bowling so like. whatever.#but i still want a reward for sucking it up and going to the stupid career fair anyways. even tho i Really dont want to.#im already planning on skipping my first class. he made it sound like it would be fine + expected. so we can go to the career fair.#and that opens up a good amount of time so. doing that. and then hoping i can make it to bowling class...#it's funny to imagine if i didnt have time to go back home to change. me showing up to bowling in a suit.#im not doing that tho. this shit was too expensive to risk it doing physical activity.#BLARGH i am so supremely grumpy going to this thing. i dont want to. at all. i hate all this Professional Attire bullshit.#but i need to... and i already went thru the hassle of getting the damn suit... might as well just go.#i will simply pout and grumble the whole way. until tomorrow where it'll be full social smiles and whatever the fuck.#need to get enough sleep to make talking easier. no time for any fun stuff tonight.#need to find my damn. razor. bc i need to shave my little mustache thing probably. for 'professionalism'. ugh.#kicking and screaming this whole way. man i dont think i even own an ironing board. gonna have to hang the shit up and hope for the best#longest sigh imaginable... i just wanna write....... or play video games...... wahhhh#at least itll be over tomorrow. but then i will have to do presentation stuff for thursday. ughhhhhh
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Every so often I gently touch my screen when I scroll past my Eva prints PSDs and the WIPs I have...
I'm going to redo them like 70% but those backgrounds, and the units themselves were so GOOD. The kids just look like hot trash to me now LMAO... and the flowers need some TLC....
But like god my computer has a fucking SHIT FIT if I try to load them....
I WAS COOKIN'????
I THINK ABOUT THE SHADING ON UNIT 02 a LOT, BUT ALSO MY ARTISTIC FAILINGS OF ANGLES I COULD IMPROVE ON NOW. The fact I was redoing this and my PC shut down and that's why the right side isn't fixed :))
My ass had both a yellow and BLUE PLANNED FOR GIRLLY GIRL...
I COULD DO YOU ALL FASTER, BETTER, AND NICER IN CLIP STUDIO NOW... I could JUGGLE YOU BETWEEN PHOTOSHOP AND CLIP STUDIO SO WELL NOW... THE TEXTURES I COULD ACCOMPLISH, THE WORK FLOW I HAVE NOW??? OUGH.
UGH.
It's yearning hours, because my PC is currently still trying to save layer files on a commission piece, and it's lagging my mouse because it's apparently confused what USB ports are.
#kat life#kat talks#I have to fucking go to the dentist and hannibals surgery is gonna be like 10k and I have a huge debt I'm still paying and I'm just TIRED!!#I just wanna buy my bougie 4k computer and 3D model a Felix to print and sand and paint for my desk!!! THAT'S ALL I WANT IN LIFE#I just want to fucking finish my old Felix model!! I got halfway done with him and my program just closed and said “nope sorry”#AND I HAVE HUNGERED SINCE BUT SHIT KEEPS GETTING IN MY WAY BECAUSE I HATE THE IDEA OF EXACERBATING MY DEBT WHEN I'M ALREADY DROWNING!!!#it's late night bitching and yearning hours#like I'm SCREAMING I'M ON A LOOP#all I do is bitch about money and health and my computer!!!#I wish I had more time for art to make my patreon actually interesting and worth it and get that to actually be financially helpful#I'm grateful to my patrons I just mm wish I had more time and energy to put into it?? I wish I had more output but I'm so stupid!!#Honestly if I could just screen record and share process videos I'd LOVE THAT BECAUSE IT WOULD MAKE IT AT LEAST KINDA WORTH IT?? but le pc#in general though a lot of my old art is very HEAVY for this PC to load still... for some reason. A lot of pieces I want to revisit and red#like their colors and layer settings give such a DISTINCT look and I wanna hone back in on that?? so much NS stuff.... ;;;;#There's so many interesting little Felix pieces I wanna finish... I had a whole ZINE PLANNED back before the p*rn ban chased everyone off#the ambition of old Kat is unmatched I swear.... god damn
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how do you cut someone off
#like without drifting apart gradually bc tbh i dont wanna be close friends anymore#i feel constantly misunderstood and perpetually weighed down in this person's presence#we're close friends but i dont even like her anymore#and i feel BAD about it but i just cant stand their ass! everything feels like a competition with them. everything feels miserable.#it's definitely partially my own fault bc i do a lot of comparing due to our laundry list of similarities#but it's partially their fault bc shes always adding fuel to the fire#like we can never just agree on things#and whenever i try to balance myself and stop being so competitive here she comes with her damn#need to make even more comparisons between us#also like. they cannot just shut up about how hard life is#Trust me i know! i take 3 pills daily for psychological issues. i have been since i was 18#like they always have to talk about how haaaaard having ADHD is how difficult their life is like#it's one thing to open up to your friends and vent every so often and another to make your illness your entire personality#i rant about all my issues in depth on tumblr BECAUSE i know better than to dump all that onto my friends who are already struggling#im not saying it's Trauma Dumping to talk abt ur problems but holy shit in moderation#like i dont have the mental or emotional capacity for this!!!!#that might sound really mean and god forbid extremely individualistic but it's truly because#im trying to HEAL im trying to RECOVER#and with someone constantly messaging me about their ailments and symptoms and struggles! well it makes me feel like we're both bound to be#stuck foreverrrr#also apart from that i dont enjoy their company. they used to be interesting and now they're just negative half the time if not more and#constantly playing the devils advocate for seemingly no real reason#im not perfect either in fact i can be a real asshole in friendship im aware. but this one particular friend has been pissing me off for#over a year and that has to mean something#like why now and why for this long?#if it really is a Me Problem then okay! like i fucking suck im horrible or whatever lets not be friends so that she can be happier!#idgaf anymore maybe im the bad guy but either way we're better off apart#z.post
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had to go without my adderall for a lil over a week because cvs hates me but i finally just got my rx after also raising the dosage from what it was before bc that shit wasn't working and i KNOWWW it's just because i've been off of it for a while and this will wear off after i've readjusted in like 3 days but i'm baffled rn at how much better i feel already. like for the first time in several months i actually feel AWAKE and like i have control over my own brain and its crazy. i'm finally doing my christmas shopping after putting it off for several weeks & i'm making plans to do other chores today that don't feel like the fake-adhd-hopeful-denial-plans and instead feel like they might actually get done. the stimulant is stimulating me and to be fully honest im a little mad about it
#geniunely having to keep reminding myself it's bc i haven't had any stimulant medication since last tuesday and not to get my hopes up#but mannn its so nice to not be weighed down by fatigue for once. god damn. why can't it be like this all the time it pisses me off !!!!!!#like i've accepted my brain is never gonna work by itself at this point but whyy can't the meds that MAKE it work be CONSISTENT!!!!!!!!#WHY DO THEY ONLY WORK BEST AT THE START!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#sigh. maybe if/when this dosage stops working i'll look into immediate release and see how that treats me#even tho the whole reason i've been sticking with XR is bc my brain hates the idea of taking meds multiple times a day#if i can at least have like an On Button or smth in the form of a pill for when i wanna get shit done i might be able to suck it up idkkkkk
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