#i wanna chew on it

[dyrewrites]

"I'm not writing anything new until this edit is finished."

My brain, "okay, sure, but here's the entire plot for a monster romance/erotica about a knight and his king and all the monsters the king keeps sending him to deal with. Monsters that seduce his men before he's able to kill them and report to the king that 'he' was not seduced and is still untouched by any but his king."

"No. I...I don't have the brain power for this."

"The king is testing the knight with all those monsters to see if he could kill a monster who loved him if needed...because he is secretly a monster."

"...godsdamnit."

[cannotgiveafuck]

Sorry not sorry youre all getting PNat spam but this is what happens when I dive back into old fandoms. ANYWAY I'm not done with my Jones family theories hold on.

SO

I am very into the theory that Cody is part werewolf along with vampire. But also, I don't think the family dynamic is what it seems. Especially from Cody's perspective, for as smart as he is, he's still a middle schooler and missing a number of pieces. And it's a theme of these kids not really knowing the adults in their lives.

Consider: this little foreshadow

Also the mention that Cody had a "sleepwalking episode" and awoke to Davy being wounded by presumably a werewolf. But this all hinges on the theory that lycanthropy can be given via bite AND passed down.

But also. In regards to Shrike - presumably bit by young Jean, her hunting apprentice, but following him around and kept track of him in her journal. Not approaching bc it was either too dangerous or she wanted to keep note of the curse, maybe find its cure (there's the running theme of adults doings things themselves without including the kids bc they want to protect them).

It's also noted that she recorded all of baby Cody's milestones in her journal as well, right along her monster notes. While Cody's perspective paints this as a nice if sloppy thing his mother did, I think it was deliberate. Shrike recorded everything on Cody bc she got first hand information on a young and growing monster - a vampire and werewolf hybrid.

I think she searched for the cure of lycanthropy within her own son. For Cody? Jean? Herself? In general bc she's so anti-monster? Hard to say.

However there is one bit of important journal entry:

Now. As her last entry, I'm like, 70% sure she's talking about Cody at first before switching to Jean. Bc her notes are about full moon changes, but we know that Spender is with Jean every full moon to block its effects. And also the word 'evolution' implies generational changes.

We know that Cody heals faster than a regular vampire, can go out in the sun, and in a brief instance we see that he can become much stronger than his father. Such concepts of being better can also apply to his werewolf half - a wolf that's bigger, stronger, more vicious than his mother.

Thus far in the narrative, it's been shown how character expectations act as red herrings. And I think that could be applied to Shrike and Cody's version of who she is.

I don't wanna 100% say she used Cody and didn't care for him. When wolf!Shrike showed up before Spender and Isabel, I think she was more drawn to a child's cry than anything. But was that bc of her own inclinations as a mother? Or something else?

Then there's the theory that Davy Jones used Cryptide to cut her wolf and human sides apart, which has definitely piqued my interest. It would explain why the wolf Shrike is always around.

But why?

I don't see Davy abiding this bc of a monster hunter kid or bc he believes in the cure of lycanthropy (he seems very pro-monsters existing, and being proud of being a monster). I think he used Cryptide on Shrike bc he found out she was searching for a cure, and believed whatever she was doing with it was something that would jeopardize or hurt Cody. Perhaps he thought she would give it to the Cousinhood? Or that curing Cody would hurt him?

Either way, the splitting of Shrike could possibly explain her entries getting more frantic, if she was in a hurry to do something but then got found out. And the wolf always being around. But then... where's human Shrike? And. If Davy believed Shrike to be a threat to Cody, what else would he have split from her? Do her memories of Cody reside in the wolf, an animal that cannot communicate or perform as a monster hunter? Is her personality split, where the human part is now a non issue or someone so removed from who she once was, she's no longer a threat?

Then why go throw in a Moonless Night to his big real estate ritual?

Maybe bc while he's pro monster, he's very aware of Cody's strength and how much a threat he is as a werewolf, so the next option is blocking out the moon. Something to be said about loving someone so much you'd catch the moon for them, or block out its existence. And when Cody says he wants to push Davy's boundaries, that he wants to be hard to love - I think that's already true. Cody is literally the thing that could hurt Davy the most, that could kill him. But is also the thing Davy fears most to lose.

Davy having Cody's heart is not only to protect him from being staked by his enemies, but also maybe so Davy knows exactly when Cody looks at the full moon and begins to change. Bc as a werewolf, Cody isn't under vampire rules. Davy can't control or stop him. The silver hook could also be used to snap Cody out of losing his wolf mind (we're not entirely certain how the damage of silver works with werewolves yet.)

There's also the theories about PJ and Lefty, and I'm squinting at those, but it's pretty obvious that Lefty is Davy's that he purposefully cut off using Cryptide. Either PJ is Davy's other son or Cody split from himself - but I don't think that works out timeline wise?

Not sure, would need, like a physical timeline scale to stare at to figure that out between the great wight fight and the Clayview incident and when monster shenanigans happened.

[andiv3r]

In love with the way I look in this picture btw. If anyone cares.

[seraphimhoney]

obligatory kars headscarf appreciation post

yes his hair is gorgeous but lOOK AT HIM LOOK MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOWJDHSJAJ

[naillykej]

something about fearne paying attention to the markings on imogen’s arm, especially in the absence of laudna

[chronicbeans]

Am I the only one who really wants to chew on those mochi squishies I keep seeing? Like, screw squishing them as a stim. I wanna chew on them.

They are probably toxic idk which is why I never have chewed them. Lol but I really want to! Every chew stim I see looks kinda hard in texture.

Anyways, that's my random thought of the day.

[heartsfortwotpot]

ohohoh!!! ur art trademark to me is the way u draw eyes and and ur lineart!!! its all so bubbly and round and prettt,,, AND AND . ur shading... its so yummy..,,,, >v< i especially love the blue you put in two's hair

YAYYYYYYYYYYY thank yuuu............ shading is really funm!

[rhinestonesox]

Can’t stop think about how Chilchuck’s love language is, like, 100% acts of service that little mother fucker could barely be nice to his friends but was sewing up everyone’s clothes and doing marcille’s hair and letting izutsumi sleep in bed with him and carrying around halfoot marcille to keep her safe he’s such a goober i can’t stand him

[azuneekun]

did sebastian come out of a romance drama or something

[eternaltem]

This art style is so fckn cool

Your best bet is to stay away mf. It’s just one of those days.

[fluffylino]

pussy agenda with minho

-contains mature themes

this man has to have his hands on you regardless of where y'all are.

subtle touches turn into full on outrageous groping.

you walk into the kitchen, intrigued by the dish he's busily cooking up for the two of y'all. he glances at you, blinking slowly and then rapidly.

"c'mere" and the tone he uses makes you think he needs your help to cut a few vegetables or stir the boiling hotpot. so you prance to him.

letting out a silent gasp when he sits on his haunches. pressing his lips over your covered crotch. and he stands back up, a satiated smile on his face.

"thank you, baby" and he feeds you a small chunk of stir fried chicken before pretending like nothing happened.

when i tell you he doesn't care if you don't shave, i mean it.

he doesn't care one bit.

"every one has hair down there. its natural, lets all die naturally!" is what he says.

"minho!" you can't help but laugh, smacking him.

"nothing is ever going to stop me from eating this goddamn pussy..." nudging you with his shoulder. his hand creeping over the waistband of your shorts.

"...infact i want to spread you open and fuck my tongue into your tight little cun-"

"we're in public! p-public!"

slapping your hand over his mouth. shutting him up before he can finish his downright filthy comment. he raises an eyebrow, swirling his tongue across your palm while his hand sneaks past your waistband.

you're happy its all under the table but its both nerve wracking. the pads of his fingers rubbing over your already wet cunt and the dirty whispers in your ear.

likes to backhug you randomly. his hands squeezing your ass. you're used to it but for some reason you aren't quite used to the way he trails his fingers up your thigh.

cupping your mound and manhandling you to bend over any surface. its all playful and you giggle until he nudges your panties to the side. sliding a digit against your folds.

"always so eager to have me" chuckling in your ear. his front pressed up into your backside.

"pretty cunt. all mine to touch and play with, am i right, baby?"

it works. turning you on and getting you wet in mere seconds. then he walks off, nonchalantly. sticking his fingers in his mouth and leaving you hanging.

don't worry, he just loves to hear you whine about how much of a dick he is.

give him ten minutes max and he'll eat you out like a man starved.

slurping, licking and sucking with pure need. its the same enthusiam everytime.

eating you out is part of his weekly routine. has to do it more than 2 times in a week or he throws a tantrum.

loves loves LOVES when you're compliant and encourage him to touch you.

like when he's driving. placing his hand on your upper thigh. smirks at the way your thighs part automatically, and he takes the chance to play with your kitty.

"can i kiss you on the lips?" minho whispers, and your heart melts. you smile as you pucker your lips, leaning in to kiss him but you jerk up in shock.

his head already between your legs. pulling your underwear down with his teeth. and before you can even process whats happening, his tongue slips between your folds.

hot breath fanning over your pussy. his nose bumping into your clit while he breathes in a deep breath. eyes fluttering and moaning unbashedly at your scent.

you're not even wet, he just loves how you smell in general.

"god, i love you so much. i love your beautiful, soft, warm cunt"

LOVES LEGIT LOVES when you sit on his face.

ESPECIALLY after he gets back home from dance practice. sweating and out of breath yet so ready to be suffocated by your weight on top of him.

"thats it, kitten. fuck yourself on my tongue. don't stop till i say so."

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in conclusion, he gets pussydrunk so easily but refuses to acknowledge it.

[martyfive]

sea monster i don’t fear of you

i swim these currents like i’m one of you

[gaysquares]

Fuck it we ball

Hey. Hey you. Artist scrolling the Malev tag. Reblog this post and show me all your Arthurs. Other posts for other characters maybe later.

[alexkrailee]

MY BABYY☹️☹️ I LOVE HIM SM☹️☹️☹️

[cowboythewizard726]

BLOOD SOAKED FALIN!!! BLOOD SOAKED FALIN!!! BLOOD SOAKED FALIN!!! BLOOD SOAKED FALIN!!! BLOOD SOAKED FALINNNNNNNNNNN!!!

[elliespuns]

*the sounds of a belt being unbuckled echoing through the air*