#i tried 🤷‍♀️

[hughungrybear]

@dribs-and-drabbles I saw you tagged me in a post but for the life of me, cannot reblog it (I tried twice 😓). So, I just screenshot the post:

I can't say for sure based on the pictures and I haven't watched The Boyfriend due to my extreme distrust of reality tv 😅 but my decent guess is John Varvatos Marita cardigan based on the colour and texture, which costs around $900 (AUD). That is equivalent to one's week rent for me, so no, thank you lol 😂😂😂

[thelunarbar]

“And smiles turn into laughs and laughs turn into kisses and before you know it, the days turn into weeks and weeks turn into months. And you’ll find yourself forgetting what it was like before they were in your life.”

~ j. a.

[crazykuroneko]

Perhaps its bc the tv landscape is just too crowded but for such a seemingly popular book series (and movie), the show's audience seems really small? Like it can't get major nominations at award that's solely made up of LGBT critics (losing their one nomination to the other two that ppl weren't even sure would get renewed)! It can't even get better ratings than that flop mayfair witches (both on streaming and linear), which is a much less popular book series and a total critics dud. Its actually quite concerning that the viewers dropped from pilot (600k) to finale (400k) so significantly.

I wonder what's going on cause sure amc is struggling but walking dead + spinoff numbers are still very good for cable these days, better call saul had consistently good viewership.. is it just too gay? was the wider vc fanbase too racist to get on board? is the abuse/toxicity too much for viewers who would normally be into a more fun vampire romance like true blood?

1. I don't know which awards you mean, but the ones they got noms for all are won by major studio shows. Even though a show is probably on the brink of cancellation or even trash, they still get more publicity if they come from a big studio just from the fact they're on a platform who has way more subscribers than AMC+.

2. AMC didn't do a simulcast for IWTV premiere yet they did for MW (broadcast on ALL AMC's cable and streaming channels). IWTV and MW average rating for all ages only has 0.01 difference. IWTV has a higher average rating than MW for the 18–49 age group, which is used by advertisers. A lot of the general audience and other Anne's fans saw the good reactions IWTV received and only signed up when MW was released to save money.

3. MW maybe bad to us, but Daddario is a B or C-list Hollywood actress. I personally know people who will watch any films/shows with her in it without caring about the quality. MW is also geared to a different group of audience than IWTV *cough* households of white straight people *cough*, so I'm not surprised if it does better on cable.

4. Being said that, it's obvious AMC knew "prestige TV" angle is better fit for IWTV, because as someone pointed out months before, judging from the numbers of IWTV crews, IWTV definitely got way more budget than MW. IWTV is still AMC's best hope for awards shows after BSC cos Lucky Hank (starring Bob Odenkirk) flopped. They'll probably push the Orphan Black spin off starring Krysten Ritter as well for critics (said to be released later this year).

Anyway, I don't even know what I'm trying to say with this because I'm not AMC, I don't have the numbers and statistics so I can't give you real answers. I can't find AMC+ ratings on Nielsen either so it's really only AMC who knows the real numbers.

From what I see though the word of mouth promotion works and that's the best way to reach the right people who will like IWTV. But the thing is they'll usually be stopped by the fact it's on AMC+ (either they can't afford to pay more service or it's not available for them). And judging from reactions from social media, IWTV should have better numbers in acquisitions (new subscribers) and views than MW, given it still gains new viewers over time and fans like to rewatch.

[ask-pavitr]

Aap kaise ho? also momo ka best type aap ko kya lagta hai? mujhe usually kurkure momos acche lagte hai

also would you rather have indian chinese food or american chinese food?

im vegieterian so i prefer indian-chinese food tbh

mainne kabhee momoz nahin khaaya lekin aisa lagata hai ki unaka svaad vaakee bahut achchha hoga!

kurkure in general mera pasandeeda naashta hai haha mujhe masaaledaar khaana bahut pasand hai

americans sab kuchh barbaad kar dete hain isalie main bhee american Chinese bhojan ke bajaay indian-chinese bhojan khaana pasand karoonga

main bhee shaakaahaaree hoon! lekin mainne midil skool mein ek baar galatee se maans kha liya aur main khud ko kabhee maaph nahin karoonga

[screwpinecaprice]

I was trying to eat noodles neatly and for some reason I got sad midway. So I drew them messy eating a biscuit and a strawberry to combat sad noodle blues.

[possiblyreallyme]

Kinktober day 22: taking turns with Rosinante and Doflamingo

warning: threesome (NO INCEST it's only doffy and rosi on YOU not each other you sickos), slight pain, gentle rosi + sadist doffy, creampies, pretend like Rosi can talk freely y'all it was too hard not to write it like that, not proofread, sorry it's a day late y'all🥲 note: i'll do day 23 and 24 tomorrow😭 NOBODY TOLD ME KINKTOBER WAS SO HARD TO KEEP UP WITH

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Doflamingo watched with an eagle-eyed interest, a sadism only fit for the likes of a warlord tugging at his wide smile, gaze flickering over every inch of your flawless skin, sat bare on his bed in all your glory. Rosinante could only pretend to be that smooth, instead flushed a bright pink while he stared at you in complete and utter awe, eyes slightly wide with his hand clutching his coat over his franticly hammering heart.

"Isn't she so pretty, brother?" Doflamingo asked lowly, leaning forward to watch how your chest rose and fell, already beginning to picture how your pretty tits would look with clamps around your nipples and covered in hickeys and bites.

Rosinante couldn't respond with any vocal impute at the moment without breaking his calm facade, unable to do much more than give a small nod and continue to gawk. He was simply entranced, and not in the same way that his older brother was. Rosi saw the beauty in your body and that sweetness in your eyes, a beautiful soul trapped inside the walls of the mansion he was too, tied up in his brother's desires and held against your will.

The brothers took a moment to admire you, but Doflamingo was getting impatient, taking a single stride forward to stand at the front of his bed, glancing at you from under those purple-tinted shades. "C'mere, pretty," He cooed, reaching out a hand to hook his finger under your chin, pulling you towards him like a dog on a short leash.

Rosinante watched helplessly as Doffy gave you a kiss, heart beginning to flutter when he saw how your eyes closed, enjoying the affection in a way he wished to give you himself. But his expression stayed mostly neutral, only giving a brief flicker when the gentle kiss turned into his brother pushing his long tongue down your poor throat, making you squirm and drool as you helplessly tried to take it.

Cold hands met yours before you could even process the presence beside Doffy, gentle despite how they made you shiver when they wrapped all the way around your wrist, a size difference that had you clenching around nothing. "Hmm," Doflamingo seemed to approve of his younger brother's advances, if his satisfied hum was anything to go by.

Those cold palms traveled higher up your arms, until they curled around your shoulders and began their descent lower, when Doflamingo finally decided to give your aching lips a break and feathered kisses down your neck. You watched how Rosi moved, unexperienced and unsure, and yet you almost wondered if he'd done this before when he stopped at your waist, hoisting you up with an ease that made you squeak as he moved to sit on the bed and plop you in his lap.

"Aww, don't be scared. Corazon here wouldn't lay an ill-intended finger on you, my dear," Doflamingo purred playfully, before his lips curled meanly at the edges and he chuckled. "-Though I might," He added, voice lower than ever as he watched Rosinante shoot him a quick look when the threat made you shrink back into his chest.

Doflamingo chuckled at Rosinante's protectiveness, sliding a palm down your front to spread your glistening folds, cooing with you when you whined and the cobwebby strings of slick decorated your cunt so prettily. His hand was so much warmer than Rosinante's, well-experienced fingers beginning to toy with your clit and watch your face contort in pleasure, writhing in his brother's lap until the younger man shot him a pleading look, cock most definitely aching under your squirms.

"Alright, alright," Doffy murmured, taking his hand off so you'd stop and pant, though your moment of serenity was rudely interrupted when his hands laced under your thighs, effortlessly lifting you just enough for Rosinante to slied off his slacks. He remained stoic as ever while Doflamingo held you, guiding his cockhead to brush through your folds and collect your slick, hushing you gently as he gave your thigh a pat and watched how his leaky cock dripped with your pussy's drool.

"Hmm... you're doing good, sweetheart, just breath," Rosinante reminded gently when you whimpered, gently beginning to pull you down on his cock while Doflamingo guided the movements, enjoying the way you clung to the two of them when Rosi's stretch just about split you in two.

"I-..." Oh, you were tight. So much softer and wetter and hotter than he had imagined, making Rosinante's cheeks go red and his eyes widen, looking up at his brother in slight panic when you finally sat fully in his lap and took him to the hilt. "Fuck- Doffy, she's- I-I don't know how long I'll last," He could barely get a word out, hands trembling on your thighs while he held you close, twitching inside your heat.

Doflamingo raised a brow, slightly taken aback at the news, glancing down to see how his brother fucking melted you. Brows furrowed and lips parted in a little 'o', nose scrunched and squirming on Rosinante's cock, looking as darling as they come when you let your head lull back to rest on Rosi's chest.

"Hmm," Doflamingo hummed, a smirk etched onto his thin lips as he watched the two of you struggle, almost amused at how quickly your tiny pussy could bring someone like his own brother to tremble and break his cool composure. "Well, good thing. Because I want to feel her tight little cunt too before you ruin it." Squishing your cheeks together to make you pout your lips, Doflamingo pulled you forward to look him in the eyes, chuckling at the look dazed look on your face.

"Yeah, you just sit on his cock and look pretty, little one. Tell me, Cora, can you feel her clenching on you?" The grinning man asked, focusing his attention over your shoulder to see how his brother was doing.

"Can I feel her clenching on me?" Rosinante repeated back, voice breathy and husky behind you, enough to send a shiver up your spine and make him groan when you fluttered even tighter. "Shit, Doffy, I swear I can feel 'er fucking womb or something. I can feel her damn heartbeat."

"Is she now?" Doflamingo humored him, though his eyes never trailed back to yours, only down to try and catch a glimpse of how you pussy took Rosinante's girth. "Here, let met me see," His warm hands slid under your thighs, spreading you to the point it burned, hooking your knees over his brother's legs to keep you exposed. He let out a low whistle of approval when he saw how you entrance streeeetched to accommodate to his cock, drooling all down his balls and soiling the sheets below.

"See? Sh-Shit, 'm sorry, sweetheart," Rosinante grunted, beginning to rock his hips back and forth from behind, his large hands sliding up your thighs and hooking his fingers around your hips to hold you steady while he worked away.

"Eager, are we?" Doflamingo teased, though the way his cock spurted a bit of precum into his tights almost made him falter, balls painfully heavy with the cum he ached to watch seep out of you. "Fuck, you better hurry up, I still want a go at her."

"Wait your turn," Rosinante murmured back impatiently, fucking himself into you like a toy you never thought he knew how to use, able to push at your sweet-spot so flawlessly despite how he argued with his brother like a child. And fuck, it had you cumming in seconds flat. The way the brothers talked about you like you weren't even their made you writhe, making a sudden loud noise of ecstasy that caught both of their attention.

"Oh- she's cumming," Rosinante groaned, leaning down to bury his face in your shoulder as his hips bucked and jackhammered your poor cunt, tipped over the edge and pumping rope after rope of seed as deep as it could go. "Fuck- fuck, fuck, swee-eetheart, cummin' so pretty, yer tight, sugar," He moaned lowly, his voice so pretty and deep it rumbled his chest against your back, syncing your cries with his when each spasm made the both of you twitch.

Doflamingo watched in awe at the display, blinking owlishly when white drips began to leak from your cunt and plot on his duvet, most definitely staining the lovely downy. "Damn, she's fucked you dry already? My turn now," He decided, face breaking out into a wide grin as he pulled you from his brother's lap, making the two of you whine loudly in protest.

You weren't even breathing right yet as the man laid you out on the bed, and Rosinante was still deep in the aftereffects of such a lovely orgasm. Doffy was never one to show compassion though, as he mercilessly pulled his cock from his ruined tights and pushing himself from tip to base in the blink of an eye.

The scream that ripped from your throat made Rosinante shoot up in panic, eyes wide and as disheveled as can be, but ready to brawl none the less. Confusion took over briefly when he saw you push weakly at his brother's chest, before the realization set in and he quickly made his way towards you, gently pushing your hair away from you face in such a stark contrast from how Doflamingo abused your poor pussy.

"Shh, sweet girl, it's okay," He reassured you, before he shot Doffy a look from the corner of his eye, as if to make sure that the man was still in his right mind and not about to fuck you to your death.

"Ahhh, fuck, Cora, you were right. She's got the tightest little cunt I've ever felt!" Doflamingo moaned, head tilted back to stare at the ceiling in awe, before he let out a laugh and looked down at you with that wide grin. "Pretty girl, you never told me you got a pussy for the books! Shame on you, I ought to punish you later," He mocked, as if the look of discomfort on your face was the funniest thing he's ever seen.

"Doffy, cut it out," Rosinante scolded, interlacing his fingers with yours while you stayed flat on your back, writhing below Lord Doflamingo himself. "She's not some fuck toy, you know," He reminded.

"Yeah, but fuckin' look," Doflamingo deflected easily with a grin, spreading your folds with two skillful fingers, allowing his brother to watch how your puffy little clit visibly twitched.

"Oh?" Now that seemed to distract the gentler brother, raising his brow to watch his cum seep out around his brother base and make you flutter, clit spasming while they meanly ignored it. "Doffy... just, my slow," He murmured, as if remembering what he was there for when you pleadingly squeezed his hand.

"Yeah, yeah, Cora." His words held no heart as Doflamingo began to thrust, and the difference between how the brothers' cocks stretched you was immediately apparent. Rosinante's was all around too large, pushing at your G-spot with every one of his drags, but Doflamingo's cock was painfully long, to the point each knock against your cervix made you ache with something a little more than desire.

He wasn't as easily pussy drunk as his little brother, either. But he certainly wasn't invulnerable to becoming slightly crazed, if the way he began to laugh between his huffs and groans was anything to tell. "Fuck, your cunt's so tight, might just have to tie you up here in my room and keep ya. You want that, little girl? Want me to lock you up here and keep you sitting on my cock? Don't worry, Cora will use you too~"

The brother in question could do nothing but watch as his brother took you so mercilessly, murmuring sweet comforts to you ever so often when you'd start to squirm a little too much, "Calm down, pretty. I'm right here. I'll take care of you once it's my turn again."

[thisfuckingdeadlife]

🐰bunny bun being full of charm

[dailyayao]

[snowrosestudio]

most recent embroidery 🪡

[pigglepiephi]

They both live in houses with death stairs, so no wonder they have no regard for their emotional or mental wellbeing when it comes to relationships

This first episode was confusing but at least you can rely on the stability of seeing this old friend!

[cockworkangels]

a guy from kansas

[blackbatcass]

I think so much of the discourse about tim and damian’s relationship could be solved if people just looked at this singular page.

[thelunarbar]

“When I look at you, I find it hard to believe that the whole universe had not conspired to bring you to life. I cannot think of a more beautiful reason for it all to exist than for you in this day.”

~ Atticus

[whereismyhat5678]

Oh and uuuh do you guys remember that one screenshot of Anton and Annie? 👀👀

Yeah yeah yeah that I drew it I think it’s real neat 👀👀👀👀👀👀

I THINK THEY’RE CUTE TRY AND STOP ME THEY’RE ADORABLE JUST *FERALS* THEY SLEEP ON THE COUCH TOGETHER AND JUST CHILL AND STUFF AND I BET THEY BOTH SNORE LIKE BEARS AND KEHJWKXUAJQPDIWBLDISBWLFIWB HELP ME THEY’RE BOTH SO AWESOME AND I LOVE THEM STOOOOOOOOOOOOP-

💥💥💥

[twnj]

A (possible) front cover for the fic Strangers by @notquitejiraiya.

Inspired by a conversation around prompts and the lovely art of @generousbarbaracowboy.

It's a take on The Brothers Karamazov which is about a set of brothers and their dysfunctional lives. It seemed fitting for the sand sibs....

In this AU they are Russian and their last name is Koroleva.

[screwpinecaprice]

Infinite kisses