#i took Notes

[kindred-spirit-93]

hear me out

its a truth universally acknowledged that kindred past midnight is never up to any good lmao. i have an idea buckle up buttercups

instead of studying ive been watching peoples unhinged hear me outs for the past hour and i cant breathe. it ranged from extremely silly to bombastic side eye pretty quickly. ive seen some shit my dudes

anyway my birfday is in two weeks and a day lol and i kinda want to do this for shits and giggles with da moots & peeps, but like i said 2am kindred is not kindred in her right mind so pls tell me

the idea is kinda like a tag game of like up to 5 hear me outs like in the tags and then like maybe a very low quality photoshopped cake with everyones number 1s to end the year lmao. im working on it ok XD

and for reference this could be taken in any direction u wish, im very ace lol so im not at all the target demographic but i think its hilarious enough of a concept to kinda want to give it a try

will definately be deleting when i wake up lol but it was a really funny idea and thought id ask yall.

[guccigarantine]

Palisade 43 spoilers

- THIS INTRO YIPPEE

- The sillies…..

- EVERYBODY??????!!!!!

- They tried to do a faction game and couldn’t lmao

- Im at the faction turn… I’m at the down time… I’m at the combination factiontudjdkejdkfk

- Questlandia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- ooo baby do you know what that’s worth ooo the twilight mirage is a place on earth

- “Let’s say you’re someone who made Jesset City’s lunch last week” “Brnine” <- made me wheeze out loud

- Damn they gave Volition dysphoria

- The morning stand up….

- PVP to keep Brnine alive

- “WE WERE FIGURE’S PEOPLE” WAAAAAAAA

- Slurped in

- “Can Jesset be there” I’m always saying this

- THE VALENCE TAPE ON FIGURES DESK AAAAAA

- Figure ate

- ON palisade

- Do they have sharks on partizan doss jesset know what a shark is (this is not important at all in anyway)

- Jesset got the motion(sickness)….. he got the mako disease…..

- get me some juice

- Everything going on with jesset is super normal right now

- BABY GRAND MAGNIFICENTS

- They’re so strong for stopping themselves from continuing to talk about old man yaoi and getting back to the episode

- I keep forgetting Jack is also here and getting jump scared

- oh my god perennial

- aaaaaAAAA

- THE WITCH!!!!!!!!

- Reaching out…..

- perennial getting passed around like thanksgiving dinner

- BLACK WINGS YIPPEE

[blueskittlesart]

read that post blacked out and woke up with this on my computer. crazy. stay safe out there everyone

[nightoffdiary]

My queen!

the best part about being an artist is making the shit you want for yourself so pls enjoy my poster sketch based on this weeks episode bc i literally cannot stop thinking about it

this is gonna take forever to render but it will be so worth it

[inkandpaperqwerty]

So, I was super depressed when I went to Europe and remember basically none of it, but being the writer I am, at the time, my brain was coherent enough to take notes in case I ever want to write something happening in the places I went. Germany didn't have anything remarkable, but Paris...

Everyone is a terrible driver Lots of homeless people Street performers/artists everywhere Pickpockets everywhere Motorcycles are the worst

Is this accurate? Or was I just really out of it? Also, I have this note, and I don't know why this is what stuck out to me the most, but I wasn't coherent, so...

Brits have hay in piles—WHY?

...and that's the only thing I have on my entire trip to London. So. People of Europe, tell this stupid American what her own notes on your countries mean.

[blu-engineer]

favorite stan twins characterization is that they're both equally insane. stanley just gets more air time to show it off. loosely inspired by a post i read earlier but here's some absolutely insane things both of them have done

stanley:

drugged a person and turned them into an exhibit in the mystery shack

had a vegas wedding to a prospector-themed novelty dispenser

gave mabel a grappling hook

failed to steal an animatronic badger

chewed his way out of the trunk of a car

punched at least three bald eagles

is multiply divorced, possibly even with the novelty dispenser

committed premeditated murder on a llama

faked a heart attack to get on Wheel of Fortune

took his clothes off in front of a live studio audience on Wheel of Fortune

has a rivalry with a fifth grader, a grandmother, and a man who exclusively dresses like a corn cob

stanford:

pulled a gun on a bus driver when he wouldn't let a pig on board

directly assisted in mind-controlling ronald reagan during his election in 1980

gave mabel a crossbow

got bitten by a vampire bat and subsequently began sampling human blood

owns contraband outlawed in 9000 dimensions; keeps it in an extremely flimsy plastic case

"accidentally" set a hawk on fire

has exes ranging from as normal as his old college buddy to as weird as a triangle and an alien with 7 eyes who put a metal plate in his head

wears turtlenecks because he's hiding multiple tattoos he regrets, including one themed around "all star" by smash mouth

is an Extremely wanted criminal across hundreds of dimensions; was completely kicked out of one for card counting

is, bizarrely, super into the band Eurythmics

can see shrimp colors

[crabhousecrafting]

hermitcraft “fun facts” are so hilarious because they’re always like

etho created the hopper clock! ⏰

xisuma created bedwars! 🛏️

cubfan is a published astrophysicist.

[darishima]

made a chart of the straw hats' skin tones with the colors being screencapped directly from the episodes, to show how much they've lightened. this is more than just an "artstyle change" or "design evolution" or "just the timeskip" this is blatant racism/colorism. it's fucking ridiculous and i don't understand how toei is continuously getting away with it please reblog btw, i think this is something people should see

[hollisartsblog]

i love the idea of crossovering Mob with different spirits ✨️

[bubblebassfatass]

So splatoon added heels to their game and the amount of CUNT being served is ASTRONOMICAL

[bebethsas]

dammit, quit tempting me to write that season 1 re-write imagining them being in the show all along! (where Eddie is Nancy, Mike, and Holly's cousin, and lives with them)

What If || if they were season one

note the wiki said eddie was supposed to graduate in 1984 and season 1 takes place 83 and in the books nancy was a part of the cheerteam in sophomore year, so thats why she’s included with chrissy

[smallpapers]

Why does nobody but you, know a shortcut, a sure shot? I forgot how it ought to feel I don't know what to do It's a whole lot to hold back, you know that Cupid shoots to kill

[valeriapryanikova]

This season, on Hermitcraft...

(speedpaint)

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

wanted to share this

There was a short segment where we get to hear Skully J. Graves (like, with the in-game live-2D model) monologue about Halloween. After saying good evening, he opens by… GiIVING YOU a KISS????? He literally announces it: “I greet you with a kiss” or (more directly) “I give a kiss to this good/wonderful encounter”.

The Japanese transcription for the line is 「この良き出会いにキスを。」 and キス is kisu/kiss… LIKE. I know he most likely means just a brief platonic kiss to say hello (similar to the European style where your lips don’t really touch the other person and it’s more like pantomiming a kiss on each cheek)… Or maybe he means a metaphorical kiss, not a literal one??? BUT STILL THAT’S SO BOLD TO START WITH, ESPECIALLY WITH A STRANGER (<- my inner Rollo Flamme comin’ out)

Edit: Now that the event is actually out, we can confirm that he does, in fact, LITERALLY kiss you (on the back of the hand) 😭

[maythedreadwolftakeyou]

Ranking the Veilguard companions Hookup Potential based on the kind of bed situation they have going on in the Lighthouse

(im in early act 2 so have no idea what further romance scenes are actually like, this is just jokin time without any romance spoilers. just pics of how their respective rooms in the lighthouse look and some basic characterization we know about them)

Taash: 8/10

In another game or the real world I would only rate this a 5 because they have no pillows or addition blankets. however they do have a real bedframe AND it's big enough for 2 which means the they are doing better than 90% of the rest of the Veilguard so this score gets boosted. And while there's not many blankets, there are plenty of braziers around the room to keep you warm, and Taash is probably their own miniature furnace to cuddle up to. Crucially, they also have a whole wheel of cheese next to the bed, which means you don't even have to leave the covers to get a snack after.

Lucanis: 1/10

Oh no. I'm not even going to comment on the pantry angle because everyone else asks him about that to begin with, so this is just about the bed. Unfortunately the bed is a cot made of uneven wooden planks with some blankets on top of it, and is only wide enough for 1. This is because Lucanis hates sleeping and doesn't want to do it, so the less tempting his bed is, the better for him. Unfortunately this means sleepover potential is dreadful and you will have to find alternate solutions. He does at least have another blanket to go over him and one that's presumably being used as a pillow, so, he gets a 1 instead of a 0, but I am still planning on gifting him coupons for a back massage for Satinalia.

Bellara: 4/10

This setup is perfectly fine for sleeping. It's the lighthouse standard little bed couch thing, has a mattress/cushion, is elevated off the floor, has a pillow, and she's got her blankets folded below. Perfectly serviceable for getting a good night's rest which we know Bellara is not because she forgot to sleep again. However, it's very much a one person sized setup. You might be able to cuddle for a while but if one of you unconsciously tries to roll over you are going right to the floor. Ouch.

Lace Harding: 5/10

You might be wondring "why is sleeping on the floor rated higher than bellara's" and the answer is because this means you are not rolling off the bed onto the floor. it's not going to be comfy but we are not ranking comfort here we're ranking sleepover potential. Harding has managed to make this space look homey and the canopy gives the illusion of being in a tent or canopy bed to help with that illusion. There are rugs down on the floor plus the blankets and pillows--we know Harding is used to sleeping on the ground due to her career as a scout, and I'm sure she can scrounge up more blankets to make the cushioning big enough for the both of you. Your back WILL hurt in the morning but you'll get to have a fun night first.

Neve: 3/10

Girl I know you can do better than this. Which means you're not trying to on purpose, so, live your life I guess. I will say this cot IS bounds nicer than Lucanis's--you can see its a stretched canvas or hide on a frame rather than wooden planks, so it will have a little more give. However they are not THAT much comfier which I know having slept on this modern equivalent many times. Neve also apparently has 0 pillows or blankets so you're out of luck there, as well as the problem of it only being wide enough for 1 again. This woman has too many other things going on to think about romance so your Rook is going to be the one improvising on that matter I think.

Davrin: 10/10

Now here is a man who has his life together. Double or queen size mattress, rustic bed frame he probably lovingly carved and assembled himself by hand, and not only are there sheets AND blankets AND pillows, they are are full on matching set and this knight in shining armor dutifully makes the bed every morning. There's also enough pillows for two! While the remains of a giant corpse is hanging above you all night, the spacing of the ribs still gives you lots of room above to manouver, so just don't worry about that. As a bonus you'll probably even have a baby griffon come to cuddle in the night which is such a cute thought we're going to ignore how much worse getting stepped on by a griffon foot would be than even the biggest fattest housecat trying to stand on your stomach at 4:30am. My one criticism of the setup here is that due to the bed's positioning if the person on the inside needs to get up in the night they'll have to awkwardly crawl over the person on the outside, however everyone else's bed situation is so dismal I'm not even going to subtract a point for that. Great work Davrin.

Emmrich: ???/10

Where... does this man sleep. Peepaw I KNOW you can't be sitting in that armchair all night you need your beauty rest!!! There are 0 beds or cots or floor blankets in this man's room. HOW am I supposed to break his pelvis if he has nowhere for us to lie down??? We can't risk that old man's spine on the cobblestone.

Wait... unless. No, surly not. I mean--jk. Unless...? 😳😳😳

is daddy necromancer gonna fuck me on the sacrifice slab... 😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵

Bonus:

Solas 11/10

does not matter where he actually slept bc once my inquisitor Gets Him again they WILL be fucking on top of the piano in front of the mural in his Yearning Room

[bigfatbreak]

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