#i think they should get married

[weirdnico]

essa festa virou um enterro

[mishkakagehishka]

I think so often about the one cn story where arashi wanted a brooch that wasn't on sale and mika spent literal days of his free time researching and handmaking a replica of that brooch, and how arashi got so worried about him because he was suddenly tired all the time that she spent that same time learning to brew the perfect cup of tea for him to relax with and

[hargreevesbros]

[Those Three Words - An Umbrella Academy Ficlet - Klaus/Viktor Romance]

Hurt/Comfort

CW: mentions of abuse, rape, torture, killing, PTSD respectively. Consensual sex, mildly graphic.

It wasn't a surprise when Viktor showed up to Klaus's classroom after hours and peeked in to offer a tour of Vik's new apartment.

A misguided 'I love you' couldn't stop the siblings from connecting.

Klaus had said those three words to people who deserved it far less than his own brother.

An inmate in prison pimped the Oracle out. An 'i love you' didn't stop the rape.

When he was 15, his 35 year old boyfriend punched him in the face for uttering those words outside of sex. If it could be called that.

A woman in red heels and a name that was long forgotten put her cigarettes out on his skin whenever he said it. He said it a lot to her for some reason.

Then there was Dave. Dave never hurt him for saying those three words. But he did die. Not even dying himself could bring back Dave.

Everyone that Klaus Hargreeves has ever tried to love has hurt him or left.

Not Viktor.

"Am I trapping you?" Klaus asked Viktor, still inside of the other man in a post sex cuddle on the floor of a grungy, empty apartment.

Viktor laughed and took another hit of the joint they shared, "No more than I've been trapped in this stupid family for 35 years..." He set the joint in the makeshift tin foil ashtray they had made an hour ago, seeing Klaus flinch.

Klaus moved to get up, only to be pinned back down, deeper into the body of his brother with a pair of legs around his waist. "If anything," Viktor traced a scar on Klaus's collarbone, "I'm trapping you."

Only when Klaus began to cry did Viktor untangle his legs and pull away, just to sit up and hold the other man, "Fuck," he muttered softly, "I'm- I'm sorry, Klaus."

For a solid few minutes the silence was filled only by sobs.

Finally, with mascara tears, and sweat, and salvia separating the skin of the two, Klaus sat up and nodded, eyes glazed with dissociation.

"But I love you," Klaus gasped, still trying to catch his breath, holding back another barrage of tears, "I love you like my brother, I love you like my friend, I love you like my--" he shook his head, wincing with a flood of bad memories, "Everyone I've ever loved has hurt me in some way."

Another drag of the joint focused Viktor's mind. "And I've hurt everyone who's ever tried to love me," He swallowed his own tears, not wanting to give in to something so vulnerable, "Sometimes I wonder if I killed those women on purpose."

Klaus raised a brow to his brother, "What? When you were little?"

Viktor nodded.

"Babe," Klaus buried his face in Viktor's hair, savoring the scent of his lover, "We were literally babies, being fucking tormented by Dad."

They both took deep breaths.

"You were being given strangers to micromanage your life at three years old. I'm sure were so fucking scared and confused. You were acting appropriately for a toddler, and it's dad's incompetence that killed those women. Not you."

This time Viktor couldn't stop the tears. "I can't stop seeing their faces though!" He heaved, the air around them thick and heavy.

Outside a few car alarms went off and dogs barked from the ultrasonic frequencies.

Klaus winced but braved the headache while Viktor breathed through the PTSD.

"Whenever I'd date...." He grimaced, remembering all the breakups over the years, "I couldn't....see those people for who they were. I just saw...all the nannies, babysitters, au pairs..." Anger flashed through Viktor's face, "It wasn't fair to them. To not see them for who they were."

Finally, wet eyes met wet eyes. Salty lips crashed into salty lips.

"I don't want to hurt you...or-or not see you." Viktor whispered into his brother's mouth between flicks of the tongue.

"Don't worry about it, Vik," Klaus whispered back trailing kisses down the man's stomach and landing between his legs, "I'm barely a person. And I love you."

That comment earned Klaus a rough hair pull, which only made him laugh into his brother's flesh.

"I love you too," Viktor gasped, eyes wide with pleasure.

I love you.

[yeehawbvby]

Found out about the Isabelle x KK ship recently and now I desperately wanna draw them on a cute date or holding paws or something 👉🏻👈🏻 Isabelle deserves a cool rockstar boyfriend fr fr

[vilkalizer]

lol

If you ever needed proof that the new hate crimes laws are a good thing lmao

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[domitantmal]

I think the emperor and elwin should kiss.

[kausparty]

hi so basically i've fallen into salmonmac hell and have sucked up every ounce of content like an ameoba. finished hit the road recently and i like their wedding outfits from the dress up minigame a normal amount

[lacefuneral]

realizing that um. the groom? in that wedding ed crashed? where he got the wedding cake toppers?

his suit is literally....... orange and gold. with fish scales.

i just think that's. interesting. especially because the wedding cake topper does not have this detailing.

meaning that ed noticed this Fine Fabric and it stuck in his mind as being stede-like. and his subconscious uses it to construct his vision of stede.

this is also where i point out (perhaps needlessly) that... this is a wedding suit. ed, on the verge of death, imagines his love swimming towards him, yes. but more specifically... his groom.

[knockknockwhosthereartistism]

Homewrecker Halloween

[midnightmah07]

"I Woke Up as The Tragic Heroine and Switched The Male Lead" or whatever

Also tagging @4necdote bc I told her about this idea!

[atoriv-art]

older designs for my specialest guy

[zaacoy]

Short freenoodles focused comic inspired in part by takakmimi's freenoodles post on twt!!

[backpackingspace]

Okay so with the line "the olive tree where we first met" we have two equal hilarious options.

When penelope was sassily like oh I'll marry you if you make a living bed out of this tree right here! Cue penelope stumbling over odysseus very very carefully digging up the tree "because how else is he going to get it to itacha we can't have a wedding bed out in the open in sparta duh"

Or

2. Penelope, knowing that Helen's suitors would soon be arriving to take over her home for a while. Snuck out and went on her own wacky shenanigan filled journey where she scoped out all the major players. Odysseus caught her spying in an olive tree. And when she got back she told Helen she had dibs on the cutie from itacha.

[jedi-starbird]

My Feemor proposal

A popular headcanon for Feemor is that he's a Jedi Shadow. Shadows are spies and basically detectives. Feemor's lineage has a reputation for being eccentric, infamous, and finding trouble everywhere they go. So, walk with me here, Feemor's an eccentric, famous, blonde detective.

This is Feemor.

[kazuma-nyasogi]

hey