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#qsmp#q badboyhalo#qbbh#qsmp badboyhalo#qsmp bbh#i think they should get married#just for the fun of it#it wouldn’t be healthy#but it would be very interesting to watch#fun fact#i started watching from the begging#so i'm not even in this part yet#but yeah
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[Those Three Words - An Umbrella Academy Ficlet - Klaus/Viktor Romance]
Hurt/Comfort
CW: mentions of abuse, rape, torture, killing, PTSD respectively. Consensual sex, mildly graphic.
It wasn't a surprise when Viktor showed up to Klaus's classroom after hours and peeked in to offer a tour of Vik's new apartment.
A misguided 'I love you' couldn't stop the siblings from connecting.
Klaus had said those three words to people who deserved it far less than his own brother.
An inmate in prison pimped the Oracle out. An 'i love you' didn't stop the rape.
When he was 15, his 35 year old boyfriend punched him in the face for uttering those words outside of sex. If it could be called that.
A woman in red heels and a name that was long forgotten put her cigarettes out on his skin whenever he said it. He said it a lot to her for some reason.
Then there was Dave. Dave never hurt him for saying those three words. But he did die. Not even dying himself could bring back Dave.
Everyone that Klaus Hargreeves has ever tried to love has hurt him or left.
Not Viktor.
"Am I trapping you?" Klaus asked Viktor, still inside of the other man in a post sex cuddle on the floor of a grungy, empty apartment.
Viktor laughed and took another hit of the joint they shared, "No more than I've been trapped in this stupid family for 35 years..." He set the joint in the makeshift tin foil ashtray they had made an hour ago, seeing Klaus flinch.
Klaus moved to get up, only to be pinned back down, deeper into the body of his brother with a pair of legs around his waist. "If anything," Viktor traced a scar on Klaus's collarbone, "I'm trapping you."
Only when Klaus began to cry did Viktor untangle his legs and pull away, just to sit up and hold the other man, "Fuck," he muttered softly, "I'm- I'm sorry, Klaus."
For a solid few minutes the silence was filled only by sobs.
Finally, with mascara tears, and sweat, and salvia separating the skin of the two, Klaus sat up and nodded, eyes glazed with dissociation.
"But I love you," Klaus gasped, still trying to catch his breath, holding back another barrage of tears, "I love you like my brother, I love you like my friend, I love you like my--" he shook his head, wincing with a flood of bad memories, "Everyone I've ever loved has hurt me in some way."
Another drag of the joint focused Viktor's mind. "And I've hurt everyone who's ever tried to love me," He swallowed his own tears, not wanting to give in to something so vulnerable, "Sometimes I wonder if I killed those women on purpose."
Klaus raised a brow to his brother, "What? When you were little?"
Viktor nodded.
"Babe," Klaus buried his face in Viktor's hair, savoring the scent of his lover, "We were literally babies, being fucking tormented by Dad."
They both took deep breaths.
"You were being given strangers to micromanage your life at three years old. I'm sure were so fucking scared and confused. You were acting appropriately for a toddler, and it's dad's incompetence that killed those women. Not you."
This time Viktor couldn't stop the tears. "I can't stop seeing their faces though!" He heaved, the air around them thick and heavy.
Outside a few car alarms went off and dogs barked from the ultrasonic frequencies.
Klaus winced but braved the headache while Viktor breathed through the PTSD.
"Whenever I'd date...." He grimaced, remembering all the breakups over the years, "I couldn't....see those people for who they were. I just saw...all the nannies, babysitters, au pairs..." Anger flashed through Viktor's face, "It wasn't fair to them. To not see them for who they were."
Finally, wet eyes met wet eyes. Salty lips crashed into salty lips.
"I don't want to hurt you...or-or not see you." Viktor whispered into his brother's mouth between flicks of the tongue.
"Don't worry about it, Vik," Klaus whispered back trailing kisses down the man's stomach and landing between his legs, "I'm barely a person. And I love you."
That comment earned Klaus a rough hair pull, which only made him laugh into his brother's flesh.
"I love you too," Viktor gasped, eyes wide with pleasure.
I love you.
#should they get married?#i think they should get married#I'm serious#the umbrella academy#tua#brellies#viktor hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#klaus/viktor romance#HargreevesBros#cw abuse#hurt/comfort#fanfic#profic
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Found out about the Isabelle x KK ship recently and now I desperately wanna draw them on a cute date or holding paws or something 👉🏻👈🏻 Isabelle deserves a cool rockstar boyfriend fr fr
#i care her sm..#i think they should get married#just my opinion#being normal about animal crossing#shut up crisa#kk slider#isabelle acnh#Isabelle ac#animal crossing
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lol
If you ever needed proof that the new hate crimes laws are a good thing lmao
#i think they should get married#and then get locked in a room together#so they can keep saying slurs together while the oxygen slowly runs out
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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman
#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded#back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club#now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want#he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns#he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe#also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions#just for funsies#like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE#no wait wait wait#FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other#and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners
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I think the emperor and elwin should kiss.
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hi so basically i've fallen into salmonmac hell and have sucked up every ounce of content like an ameoba. finished hit the road recently and i like their wedding outfits from the dress up minigame a normal amount
#this is my fav variation of them wearing wedding outfits but the ones from the cartoon are also very good. sam wearing a dress is everythin#though max in pants is just plain wrong 2 me so when they get legal gay married i think they should both wear dresses. *Nodding to myself*#also max looks different from in my last post Sorry i realized that this design is peak as it is and i shant do anything to it#sam and max#freelance husbands#drawn in graphite and colored digitally btw <3#my art#RETURN OF THE BLANK BACKGROUND sorry i'll never change
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realizing that um. the groom? in that wedding ed crashed? where he got the wedding cake toppers?
his suit is literally....... orange and gold. with fish scales.
i just think that's. interesting. especially because the wedding cake topper does not have this detailing.
meaning that ed noticed this Fine Fabric and it stuck in his mind as being stede-like. and his subconscious uses it to construct his vision of stede.
this is also where i point out (perhaps needlessly) that... this is a wedding suit. ed, on the verge of death, imagines his love swimming towards him, yes. but more specifically... his groom.
#much 2 think abt.#also this is my own personal opinion but i think they should both get married in gowns#ofmd#blackbonnet#jay.docx
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Homewrecker Halloween
#gravity falls#book of bill#ford pines#stanford pines#tate mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleauthor#fiddauthor#emma may dixon#set in the same universe as my wedding comic#she’s mad at Fiddleford but she at least gets why he decided to marry her cause they were raised super religious#she tried to get him away from ford as much as she could#Fiddleford still hasn’t told her but she knows#although since fidds moved up to Oregon she thinks he’s in an active affair w Ford#so she hates ford thinking that he’s aware of their marriage and kid and decided to pursue him anyways#she really should blame her husband but alas#they are I fact not in an active affair#ford is oblivious#she still rlly loves fidds#for now
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Horrific psychological abuse and lynching plot aside, Armand was just not a nice partner to Louis. Always interrupting him, extremely dismissive of Louis’s concerns, super mean about his photography to the point where Louis became extremely insecure about in the span of 2 episodes, super insistent on a serious relationship when that's not what Louis wanted or something that was even feasible for the two of them since Armand slept on the floor with 16 racist roommates who hated Louis bad, mean as hell to his daughter, always made things about himself, stopped Louis from going to Rogets and gwtting his husbands money but had no money of his own, made shitty plays and made louis go see them, like the list is endless.
#iwtv louis#interview with the vampire#iwtv#amc iwtv#louis de pointe du lac#iwtv 2022#ldpdl#armand iwtv#the vampire armand#and this is not to hype up loustat they have their own problems im just confronted with how bad armand is#like omg hes literally the worst bf#broke controlling and a bitch ass nigga like omg pick a struggle tyler perry#just a loser ong#and everything has to be about him i dont even think he thinks Louis’s a person#louis is like an accessory to him. a way to enrich himself but he doesnt actually care about louis if he did hed back the fuck up#assad said something similar at sdcc where he was like armands only focus was armand and he views louis as a way to enrich himself#not as a person. armand makes everything in the relationship about him bc hes ext. self centered and doesnt like negros#which is why he doesnt see louis as a person and hes ok with lynching him#at least lestat met his parents before trying to marry him all armand had was i havent turned you into the police you should move in with me#a man who cant stay the night because he. a 450+ year old man. has a curfew and his 16 roommates will get mad if hes late
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Short freenoodles focused comic inspired in part by takakmimi's freenoodles post on twt!!
#I don't think he believes him#Actually married freenoodles is great BUT#The friends > queerplatonic > actually acting like a romantic couple pipeline is so funny#a. They're already both so comfy with each other that neither of them notice or b. They're both heavy in denial and won't bring it up#Sandy has been trying to wingman them together for years and has probably mostly given up by now#Mei never stops discretely taking pictures so she has IMMENSE blackmail and bragging rights the day they actually do get married#Red son is just confused and thinks they're both dumb#Mk probably genuinely hasn't figured it out yet 💀#Do you see my vision they're great#lmk freenoodles#freenoodleshipping#lmk pigsy#lmk tang#lmk mk#lmk red son#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#Red son is so fun to draw actually I should draw him more often#Still have no idea how to draw MK's hair 💀#Zaacoy art💫
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older designs for my specialest guy
#you actually could pay me to watch boruto the payment is reviving any of madara-obito-itachi in a cheap fan service moment. itd work on me 👍#neji hyuga#hyuga neji#art#fanart#naruto#2024#i think konoha would love to project the will of fire shit onto neji after what he did. ya know. trying to give your life 'for the village'#in that way hed probs have a lot of respect from others but respect has never been enough when your life still isnt yours 😛#the pessimism would likely take a bit to return to him but it Would return hes just like. less interpersonally volatile#the realization you had two whole very public meltdowns and no one that matters cared will do that to you#anywayfor the happy ending one. i think while neji is always going to be a little bit bitchy hes bound to soften up a lot when he's not#under constant stress and has to micromanage his every thought#i like to think that if he were allowed to hed grow into a very outwardly warm person. sunflower :)#and my general opinions of neji and boruto are:#1. yes it is a blessing to not be made to be straight married#2. however consider: what if i wanted to see neji be a dad. i dont care for romantic njten but i do not hate it. it would be acceptable#when i think abt this guy in boruto hes chronically single but still.talking about what CANON could be. it would be acceptable#3. yes hiashi shouldve gotten his ass killed in the war but i would be lying if i said the awful family reunions#are not fun as a concept#are they fun on purpose? no#but the rule is: A situation can suck if it sucks on purpose#and 4. i know about the time travel episode i have mixed feelings on it.#anyway no hate if you like boruto i like being hyperbolic for fun but its just anime. the kids seem cute#but if any other hyuga-brained person ever wants to get unimaginably angry you should also watch the hiashi birthday episode of boruto#thats my special recommendation from me to you
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My Feemor proposal
A popular headcanon for Feemor is that he's a Jedi Shadow. Shadows are spies and basically detectives. Feemor's lineage has a reputation for being eccentric, infamous, and finding trouble everywhere they go. So, walk with me here, Feemor's an eccentric, famous, blonde detective.
This is Feemor.
#i can't stop giggling over this#sure feemor gets hints from the force but that's not admissible in court so he has to do it the regular way and he's damn good at it#feemor figuring out palpatine is the sith master and his Grand Evil Plan like “it's so dumb it's brilliant!” “NO! it's just dumb.”#many space tweets have been made going#“was anyone going to tell me that galaxy famous detective Feemor is not only a Jedi but brother to a High General AND grandson of DOOKU??”#sound off on who you think should be the phillip to his blanc i personally think it should be a famous space actor ala hugh grant#yeah i think benoit blanc is married to real life actor hugh grant phillip's just his middle name#feemor#star wars
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hey
#my friend made a joke wherein they edited herlocks face onto a stock image bride and i got ideas#homumiko#I JUST THINK TJEY SHOULD GET MARRIED OKAY#herlock sholmes#yujin mikotoba#tgaa2 spoilers#in researching herlocks dress i picked a year. 1904
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“Crowley: the angel who did not so much fall as saunter vaguely downwards”
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#art#digital art#good omens#good omens 2#crowley#aziraphale#azriaphale#fanart#good omens fanart#oh my god#my soul#i think they should hold hands#and get married#for the sake of my mental health
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Is it too much to ask that Eddie be full on bawling at the BuckTommy Wedding because his best friends are getting married and he can’t think of anyone better for them to be marrying, only for him to deliver the most savage roast of them for his speech at the reception?
#‘I’m Eddie Diaz Man of Honor and I have to live with these two every day. let’s get started#first of all what are you THINKING Thomas? that man broke my LEG!! my LEG!!! I thought we were friends but you marry this man??#and BUCK!!! that man almost gave me a heart attack in the middle of the Pacific Ocean#and you thought HUSBAND MATERIAL???#y’all know Buck used Chimney as an excuse to play basketball with me and Tommy instead of picking up the damn phone???#he didn’t want to look desperate he says as if they hadn’t ALREADY made plans for drinks#he gave you a TOUR of his STATION Buck! that’s like Firefighter First Base!#but what you couldn’t have followed up on that beer?#eddie diaz#BuckTommy#and because it’s me yeah if Eddie is single at this point he should also get to be there for the consummation
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