#i think their dynamic would b funnie

[harveylikestoart]

Gen: why should I let you date Usagi?

Leo: I’m the leader of my group, trained in swordsmanship, blue coded and highly devoted to the people I care about.

Gen: okay? And?

Leo:… I’m a medic-

Gen: What flavour do you want your wedding cake?

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

elita pep talk

[kenniteh]

NEVER USE REFERENCES JUST MAKE IT UP FOREVER

[whywouldisayprinter]

In the least sexy and most sfw way ever:

Can't stop thinking about Tim accidentally becoming the Wayne Family Pack alpha in an omegaverse au

It would be hilarious, Jason would be pissed and Tim would be stressed af

(Ask me about this I have thoughts tm)

[twinstxrs]

there’s something so personal about the scene in fantasy high s1e7 where gorgug calls himself stupid & fabian, who up to that point had basically entirely been acting like the bad kids (especially gorgug) were beneath him & had also been the one calling ragh stupid two lines ago, instantly says “okay, do not put yourself down like that. don’t you dare do that to yourself.” like it was obvious he liked the bad kids at that point but the instinct to protect his friends manifesting as an immediate strong refusal of gorgug’s self-deprecating talk kills me. that boy loves his friends so bad oh my god i feel sick.

[vaguely-concerned]

davrin and rye ingellvar's dynamic continues to be unmatched. davrin invites rook along on the training trip with assan in arlathan forest as a sort of extended hand of peace because they've been getting off on the wrong foot a little bit (rook is gamely like HELL YEAH sounds fun! :) while sweating nervously), and then davrin spends the whole walk squinting at rook -- prancing around in his fancy little mourn watch silk robes getting caught on thorns, gawking at common plants and critters like he's never seen them before, stumbling over roots and laughing awkwardly about it even though davrin hasn't even said anything -- like 'who the fuck is this weird indoor kid, how have they survived this long, and more importantly why are we trusting them to save the world'. all while rook is going 'goddd I'm looking so dumb in front of the cool kid and he already questions every second thing I say or do this sucks'. but. they are both trying, and will keep trying. and this is what matters

[potatobugz]

flower and lollipop fight eachother in a dennys parking lot

[fraternum-momentum]

rlly random thought but fbi man x neet dc kitten or smthn

[biro-slay]

Am I obsessed with Minecraft YouTubers AGAIN??

[lucindasthighs]

um okay I had a Zara idea but it's not fully developed and I was tired

So after coming back from the Nether, Zane obviously needs to hide his identity- so he takes off his mask and acquires a noble woman's dress. He's trying to sneak around the city, but Leona sniffs him out. Putting pieces together (birth pendent used by all-female wolf tribe + girl that looks exactly like her), she assumes that "Zara" is her mother. So Zane can either a) say no and risk being inquired further, b) say yes and have to deal with kiki, or c) run away and draw suspicion. Or somehow convince her that YES I am your mother but No we should not tell your other mother. For reasons.

Idk I just want accidental parent comedy w/ zara. 18 years of child support but he's paying in mental anguish.

[c1trvswurld]

For every overwatcg omegaverse 300k+ fic a devil gets forgiven and gets his wings in heaven

[jessiesjaded]

Honestly, when I think about it I've almost never had a crush on a fictional character, it's always two characters whose dynamic I'm obsessed with and people would assume I had a crush or whatever and half the time Id go along with the idea when I was with friends or whoever because that's what they would be feeling but I myself never like. Put myself into the scenario, it's distinctly just a love of a character dynamic.

[omegapheromone]

Humans have some evidence of a (non-functional) vomeronasal organ (literally the thing that animals use to smell pheromones) still being present and it just occurred to me that given it's far weaker (nonfunctional irl) in humans than say, in dogs, wouldn't it make omegaverse/misceanimalis folks (at least in some headcanons) display the flehmen response to identify pheromones, a.k.a.:

(In dogs, this is sometimes present as "teeth chattering" after sniffing something.)

Anyway that was the cursed omegaverse post of the day for me. Go ahead. Imagine your alphas and omegas (and betas and others depending on the hc?) sniffing at eachother looking like this;

Go ahead. You're welcome >:)

[waloeders]

also i have been in a. weird spot with selfship where i take barney and sleip and i just put them and me in a third universe. like not earth and not valisthea but another media. lately it is dc. look its my playtime and i get to make the setting okay!!!!! . didnt mean to shout. but it is very fun i like thinking of alternate dynamics with the waloeders they are. always on my mind. okay. that is all for tonight take care

[sundial-girl]

Do you have any hcs for Heron???

how did you catch me thinking abt him... spooky

i'm like super bad at listing hcs out in an organized manner (*_ _)人 but here's some:

goes for long walks at night to clear his mind when he can't sleep. yeah walking around the dark alone at like 2 in the morning probably isn't the safest thing but he prefers the solitude at that time of day. occasionally he'll also find something like a cool rock or shell or whatever on these walks to bring back and gift to one of his friends (or just keep for himself)

occasionally tries to hide his emotions so those close to him won't worry about him, but he's not actually very good at that (sometimes) and it just makes them worry more :'0. also, very prone to mood swings, which he also tries to hide as to not ruin the mood [pun was not intended i swear]

please don't let him wear roller skates/heelys - he says he'll be fine and knows how to use them but he crashes into everything and nearly breaks his bones 😭

he and oliver don't actually talk all that much but there is a silent mutual understanding (bird instincts 🤝)

used to have a higher cold tolerance prior to losing his hand (& eye), but can't risk being out in the cold as much anymore due to the mechanical parts possibly getting damaged (& the metal gets freezing which is. uncomfortable) so :( rip

scared of the dentist but only a little bit. not completely terrified but doesn't like going there

i know the mauling len to death thing is a joke sorta but i wonder if there is smthn deeper to it. like len reminds heron of himself in a way (even in spite of several differences), and something about that makes him so envious and full of rage and he's not sure why (he does, but wouldn't admit to it)—what's even more frustrating is len just keeps being... len. is he willfully ignorant and is this mockery or is he really that forgiving? and how could you forgive someone after all they've done to you? maybe len represents a lot of things heron is not and that's what really sets him off to attack him, personally. but maybe not thats just a theory a heron theory

very neutral on goldfish crackers

bumps into doorframes a lot b/c. tol

there was a trend years ago iirc? of people just randomly climbing up to really high places and just sorta sitting there. i feel like maybe he'd do that sometimes just cause? like w/ the first point he might just need places to vibe alone sometimes

thang

[grimmpheonix]

IKEA AU BEST AU

hollow knight ikea au.