#i think luther has some pretty colors actually like the blue pink and green is cute to me

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Luther, for the probably two other people who remember him

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Wingmen - Five x Reader

Word count: 1 713

Summary: Five’s brothers try to set him up with the beautiful server in Griddy’s Donuts

“Come on, we��re seventeen now, you can’t tell me you’ve never even had a crush on anyone,” Klaus exclaims, flinging his feet onto the table.

“He’s right, Five,” Luther agrees, “It does sound kind of odd.”

“Maybe I’m aromantic,” Five suggests calmly, poking the glaze of his untouched donut.

“Yeah, maybe you are, but… I don’t think so,” Diego agrees with his brothers.

“I mean, Luther obviously has a crush on Allison,” Ben continued the discussion, brushing Klaus’ feet off the table. “Diego totally has a thing for that girl scout, who always sells the cookies down the street from the academy,” Diego protested under his breath, but kept quiet otherwise, “Klaus has made out with three different people, and that was last month alone,”

“Does that count though,” Five jumped in.

“It does have a romantic component,” Klaus defended, “the acceptation that something like true love doesn’t exist, and still chasing the fleeting feeling of sharing the breath of another-“

“And even I’ve gotten my heart broken,” Ben continued as if he had not been interrupted at all.

Five sighed, knowing that his brothers, once again, were unstoppable in their mission of getting him into trouble.

His eyes wandered over to the young person who was standing behind the counter of the donut shop. They were hardly older than him, if at all, and wore the pink apron with the logo of the shop.

It was Tuesday night, and the brothers had stolen away softly, after Mom had checked on them for the night. It was not the first time they had done that, and most of the times their sisters were with them as well, but Vanya had insisted she wanted to play some violin, and Allison had an audition tomorrow morning, so she had declined the boys’ offer to join them. Now the five of them were sitting in a booth at their favorite donut shop. It was sparely visited at this time of day, or rather night, and the young person who was currently working to clean the coffee machine, was the only employee of the evening.

“Sooo, what is your type,” Luther asked, reminding Five not to stare at the person across the room.

“What?”

“Your type, what do you like about girls,” Luther continued.

“Or boys,” Klaus added.

“Or boys, yes,” Luther corrected himself.

“I- I don’t have a type,” Five answered, looking bewildered at his brothers.

“Come on,” Diego groaned, “What do you think is attractive? Long hair, short hair, dark hair, light hair, brown eyes, green eyes, blue eyes, curls, bangs-“

“I can describe a person very well on my own, thank you,” Five hissed, resisting the urge to look across the room again.

“So?” Ben leant forward, as if he expected Five to share a secret with them.

“I don’t have a type,” Five shrugged, leaning back, finally taking a bite out of his donut, and chewing contently on the sugary treat.

“Can I get you guys anything else?”

Your sweet voice made Five’s head shoot around, before he realized that this might give away his little crush on you, which he did his best to conceal in front of his brothers. But he felt like he was doing a terrible job.

“Can I have one more of the chocolate donuts,” Ben asked, and you nodded while collecting the empty plates.

“And I’ll take the trippy-est donut you have,” Klaus added, making everyone at the table roll their eyes.

“Sure, any preference?”

“Surprise me, darling,” Klaus winked, making Five clench his fist under the table.

“Of course, sweetheart,” you answered, making the last word drip with venom, so that the boys’ eyes widened with surprise, but Five felt a sense of pride flood through his veins as he glanced at Klaus’ sour expression due to his failed flirting attempt, glad that you were standing up for yourself.

“Coffe for me, black,” Five ordered, finally making you look at him.

Your eyes were shining mysteriously in the cold neon lights of the shop, and you were tired; Five could tell, but he did not mention it.

“It’s pretty late already, you shouldn’t drink coffee this late,” you told him, looking down on the sitting teenager.

Five held your stare challengingly, as if he expected to change your words by looking at your wonderful eyes, but you did not blink and did not turn away, so he dropped his gaze again.

“A strawberry milkshake then,” he gave in, much to the surprise of his siblings.

“Great, anything else?”

When none of the boys spoke up, you skipped away, back behind the counter to prepare the order.

“Well maybe we should try the server for Five, you know, as a little exercise,” Diego suggested, wiggling his eyebrows at Five.

“Forget it,” he hissed.

“No, I think Diego has a good point,” Luther agreed.

“You like ‘em, ey,” Ben asked grinning, kicking Five’s leg under the table, “No wonder, they’re real pretty,”

“I don’t,” Five defended, a little too quickly maybe.

“Whatever, here they come,” Klaus giggled, and nodded into your direction, as you were approaching the table again, balancing two plates with the donuts, and Five’s milkshake.

“We only had heart-sprinkles left, sorry,” you apologized as you placed down the pink drink in front of the time and space travelling superhero.

“It’s fine,” Five shrugged, hoping, praying, his brothers would have the decency not to try anything.

“One chocolate donut,” you continued setting out the plates for Ben and Klaus, Klaus receiving a donut with bright purple icing and a mix of neon colored sprinkles on top, “and the trippy-est one I could find. Enjoy.”

You had just turned your back to them, when Diego spoke up, making Five wanting to punch him immediately.

“Hey, we were wondering- you know our brother here is a little on the shy side,” he wrapped his arm around Five’s shoulders as you turned back, “and you know, he quiet seems to like you,” Five tried to shake off the arm around his shoulder, but Diego had taken a hold on his shirt, “so we thought maybe you would like to get to know him a little better?”

Five felt the heat rise into his cheeks but it was more of anger than embarrassment. His brothers truly were idiots.

“He’s a really nice guy you know,” Luther added, making you raise your eyebrows.

“A little headstrong sometimes,” Klaus explained.

“But all in all really sweet,” Ben finished.

The four brothers were looking up at you expectantly, while Five still stared at the floor in annoyance.

“I’m- Actually… I’m flattered, but actually I’m already in a relationship, sorry,” you answered, your voice sounding ever so sweetly in Five’s ears.

“Oh,” came the collective disappointment from his brothers, while you turned your back again and walked to the counter to check up on a truck driver who had just finished a cup of coffee.

Not long after, the Hargreeves boys payed and made their way homewards.

“I’m gonna go home,” Five declared, still too annoyed with his brothers to suffer through their company all the way home. “See you later.”

They did not try to stop him, knowing that he was mad at them for embarrassing him in front of you, so they just watched as he disappeared with a blue flash of light.

Behind the diner you were sitting on the old car seats, breathing in the fresh air after having had to smell the sugar of the donuts the whole evening. Suddenly there was a blue lightning right next to you, and out of nowhere Five appeared at your side, leaning back into the soft fabric of the seats.

“Sorry for my brothers,” he groaned, rubbing his face in annoyance.

You giggled quietly.

“Imagine the trouble I could have gotten you into if I had agreed to ‘get to know you’”, you laughed, drawing quotation marks into the air.

“I would’ve killed you,” Five glared at you.

“You could have tried,” you winked at him, which made his heart beat ten thousand times faster.

“What was that with the coffee, by the way,” he inquired, taking the donut you were holding out of your hand and took a bite, before handing it back to you.

“I’m concerned for your well-being,” you explained, giggling at his stone cold expression, taking a big bite of the donut yourself.

“Yeah, right,” he murmured, leaning his head to the side and resting his forehead against the side of your shoulder.

“All the caffeine isn’t good for your body,” you insisted, making him roll his eyes.

“All the heart racing every time I see you isn’t good for my body either, yet here I am,” he replied, deeply inhaling the scent that streamed off your clothes.

“One addiction in your life is enough,” you answered, shrugging lightly.

“Is it?  And what is yours,” Five questioned, lifting his head and looking at you.

“You,” you smirked, making Five’s heart jump.

“Fair enough,” Five agreed and leant forward, pressing a kiss to your lips, quickly and sweetly, “should I get you home?”

“You are an angel,” you sighed, relieved that you did not have to walk.

“Ask my family, they probably have a different opinion on that matter.”

Both of you got up and Five took your hands in his, creating blue lightning before both of you materialized in front of your parents’ house.

“You know, I was thinking,” you spoke, “Next time your siblings and you are in the shop, we should just be ourselves.”

You turned around to the door, and unlocked it.

“What do you mean?”

“Hold hands, kiss, what we always do,” you explained, turning around to your boyfriend.

“Show them that we’re together,” Five asked, raising his eyebrows, trying to imagine the scenario.

“Exactly, we’re seventeen, we’re old enough to be in a relationship” you grinned, “can you imagine their faces?”

You leant forward and gently placed your lips on Five’s. He immediately melted into the kiss, like he always did. His hands wrapped around yours, holding onto you. When he pulled away, he narrowed his eyes, trying to picture his siblings’ reaction if they were to witness a moment like this between Five and you.

“No, I really can’t imagine their faces.”

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2601. Do you think cell phones cause cancer? no

Are cell phone users more likely to get into car accidents? if they use them while driving Do cell phones really interfere with a plane’s navigation equipment? no idea tbh Are cell phones immune from computer viruses? no Can using a cell phone at a gas station spark a fire? not that i know of 2602. What makes a guy see a chick as less of a cute little girl and more of a woman? ask a man?

2603. What is it about football that makes people want to watch it? no idea. 2604. What is the best show on tv? Supernatural 2605. Are you more of a tape dispenser or a stereo speaker and why? ?

2606. What do you think is overrated? pop music

what is underrated? Metal

2607. Can spiders ump? ?

Did you interpret that as ‘jump’ or 'hump or 'bump’ or other? neither 2608. What’s the matter with adults today? pressure 2609. Have you ever worked 'off the books’? No. 2610. Have you ever worked 9-5? no

If not do you think you ever will? -

2611. Do men or woman make better bosses? doesn’t matter the gender. 2612. Do you believe that people should move up through a company or that the higher up positions should be filled by people hired from outside the company? doesn’t matter. 2613. Why is it that no one seems to care about their job? because companies treat people like crap. 2614. When I go into a store, why doesn’t anyone know anything about what they are selling? they haven’t been informed or worked there long enough. 2615. Have you ever seen those people that get that blank, lost expression when they go into a store and kinda shuffle along like zombies? i don’t pay attention to others.

Do you wonder how they got up, dressed themselves, and made it to the store in the first place? -

2616. When did you/will you graduate college? - 2617. When will Eminem stop whining about his bad childhood and move on?? he can express through his music what he wants. 2618. I am drug free. Are you drug free? Yes. 2619. I have piercings and am getting tattoos. Do you have either? yes 2620. Can you REALLY say that your way is the right way? probably lol

maybe there is a different way for everyone? maybe 2621. What do you think of the song 'Imagine’? - 2622. Can you think of any reason i might have written this, other than I am bored with too much time on my hands? nope. 2623. What is the purpose of art? expression.

How about movies? expression and entertainment.

Music? ^ 2624. Do you think that anything has lost it’s value because it’s become too 'commercial’? What? nothing i can thing of. 2625. Have you ever been promoted? no fired? yes

2626. What do you call your private area? Does it have a nickname? vag 2627. What parts of your body are shaved? armpits mostly. 2628. What is a peachclam? ? 2629. What is the american dream? it’s different for everyone

Is it the same as your dream? - 2630. Do you need to be right all the time? naw 2631. There was a sculpture that was supposed to be displayed for a week in the Rockefeller Center in NYC of a falling woman - designed as a memorial to those who jumped or fell to their death from the World Trade Center. It was complained about as grotesque, inappropriate and describe as 'not art’ What do you think? i don’t have an opinion. Ive never heard of that. It was taken down early because it was seen as 'offensive’. What do you think about that? probably was. The artist, Fischl, said in a statement. “It was a sincere expression of deepest sympathy for the vulnerability of the human condition. Both specifically towards the victims of Sept. 11 and towards humanity in general.” cool. Are people just too sensitive? Or maybe people are NOT sensitive ENOUGH to the idea that others may have different views from them (or from the majority)? the second one. See these different, opposing or offensive views be allowed to be expressed freely and openly? yes Why or why not? because 2632. What letter’s sound do you like the best? - 2633. What is one movie character you identify with and why? a lot of characters 2634. Do you act the same when you are alone as you do when people are watching? naw 2635. Why is everyone so obsessed with superheros? dunno 2636. What cliches do you hear over-used the most? no idea. 2637. Do you handle inconveniences well? no. i get annoyed 2638. Are you a fan of Jackie Chan? No. 2639. Is a promise a big deal? Yes. 2640. What is your place in the universe? we don’t have one. 2641. Once some scientists dug up a woolly mammoth, frozen in ice. It was still completely whole, not rotted or fossilized. The scientists decided to have a dinner party. It was a very posh affair. they served roast woolly mammoth steaks, the rarest meat in all the world. So, if you were invited, would you have eaten it? no 2642. What are 3 things you DON’T want to know? i want to know everything. 2643. It seems to me that a lot of people don’t value their lives, or life in general very highly. Why do you suppose that is? because life sucks.

Are you like that? i don’t value my life 2644. Do you celebrate the harvest moon? No. 2645. Do you believe in out of body experiences? sure. 2646. Why does so much depend upon a red wheel barrel glazed with rain water beside the white chickens? ????????

2647. Why do so many people get jobs that they dislike? it’s hard to get a job these days. 2648. Do you think that in THIS world, being creative is a handicap? no Why or why not? because it’s a nice thing to be creative. 2649. Do you ever get chills or shivers during movies? What movies? yes; good ones. 2650. Do you believe in the collective unconscious(that people are like onions..the outer layers are individualistic and the deeper you go the more similar we all are)? sure

2651. Do you think that most people have the qualities you look for in friends/intimate relationships or do you feel alienated? alienated.

2652. Are you very critical: of others? yeah

have you ever tried? yeah 2657. Imagine you are 34 weeks pregnant. You are healthy and you didn’t have any major problems in your pregnancy. Would you consider flying from the UK to Germany, which takes one hour, without a bad feeling that something could go wrong or the baby decides to come out earlier? i wouldn’t fly 2658. How long do you think it would take you to jog a mile? for me it takes like 12-15 minutes. 2659. Word association: twilight: - garden: - warm: - stars: - crash: - mold: -   gold: - green: - lush: - 2660. Picture a triangle:

Quick! What color is it?

pink Picture a square. Quick! What color is it? orange Picture a circle. Quick! What color is it? blue Why do you think you saw these shapes as these colors? who knows. 2661. What things are endless? everything 2662. Are you ever subtle? i dunno 2663. “Because we don’t know when we will die, we get to think of life as an inexhaustible well. Yet everything happens a certain number of times, and a very small number, really. How many more times will you remember a certain afternoon of your childhood…some afternoon that’s so deeply a part of your being that you can’t conceive of your life without it? How many more times will you watch the full moon rise? How can you fully appreciate these moments, every moment, when it all seems limitless?” ~Paul Bowles except from The Sheltering Sky.

pretty 2664. Do you never have an ordinary day? i always do 2665. Do you embrace every single thing you’ve never known? maybe? 2666. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a satanist? well i am one so... 2667. Can stress sometimes be good? noo 2668. Write something random, just whatever flows out of your head without thinking. Forget punctuation just try to type as fast as you think:

no

2669. Are you a musical snob? kinda

How about a film snob? very 2670. When you were in school did you learn to think or repeat? think? 2671. Do you have everything you need to be happy? probably.

If not, what is missing? success 2672. Would you take a very casually dropped 'maybe I should just kill myself’ as a warning sign? depends 2673. What does the word 'ironic’ mean? Can you give an example of an ironic situation?

go buy a dictionary.

2674. What did you see today that was beautiful in an ordinary way? my kitty? 2675. Have you ever been on the edge of the night? no? 2676. Do you feel oppressed in some way? yeah 2677. Who do you think shot JFK? no idea. i very much believe in the conspiracy theory

Who do you think shot Martin Luther King? I don’t know the name. Why do you think they got shot? they were actually making efforts for change. 2679. Are you aware that although only about 14 percent of the American total population is black, that about 70 percent of the people in jail in America are black? yes Why do you think that is? justice system is fucked; being a POC sucks in this society. What conclusion can you draw based on this?

things need to be fixed

2678. Do you think that the culture you live in is completely open to all ideas and forms of expression? no 2680. What do you think of the character (muppet) on sesame street that has aids and should this kind of a theme be explored in children’s television? ? 2681. Are you dyslexic? No. 2682, Can you construct a bong out of: household objects? no an apple? no your cat? um no 2683. Starwars, star trek or star gate? none 2684. Windows or mac? MAC. 2685. Do you start conversations or wait for other people to start them? wait. 2686. How many phallic symbols can you think of? zero. 2687. Would you buy tickets to see the top ten American idols sing live? no 2688. A bird may love a fish…but where would they live? ? 2689. Are you a hologram or a misfit? misfit? 2690. How are you oriented sexually? I’m straight...?

Do you agree with the people who say that everyone is bi-sexual even if they don’t want to admit it? no 2691. If you are the only human on the planet of the apes do you have sex with an ape? no 2692. If you are making out with a sex someone and you reach down and find they have a fish tail instead of legs do you still fool around with them? what? 2693. Does superman wear kryptonite condoms? sure why not 2694. Do you know exactly where you are? yeah

Do you know the meaning of it all? Nope.

Do you know the distance to the sun? not at the top of my head.

Do you know the echo that is love? no? 2694. Do you believe you are: extraordinary? no

Blessed? no

Cursed? probably.

Won? no 2695. What are you doing this weekend? nothing special. 2696. Do you believe that black people should get money to make up for their previous enslavement? no..?

Do you believe that all oppressed people should get money to make up for their oppression? no? 2697. What’s a quagmire? dunno 2698. Is philosophy a science or can everyone have their own philosophy? make your own 2699. Are you a big fish in a small pond? naw 2700. Would you like to read an entire novel written in stream of consciousness form? what