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In honour of May 4th, I have a delivery of more questionable tweets
#star wars#luke skywalker#lando calrissian#leia organa#Han solo#anakin skywalker#padme amidala#I don’t know if I can add any commentary tags this kind of speaks for itself#except sorry for the L3 one but I think about her fate a lot#Penelope’s shitposts#oh yeah I did have a thing to add#yeah I know I imply Luke has had sex in these tweets so that one about being a virgin doesn’t make much sense#but listen it’s for the bit
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i'm so unwell its not even funny
LANDO???? SHIRTLESS??????? TAN??? ON AUX PLAYING OLD MAROON 5???????
he's literally the man of my dreams i need him
credits to @/norrislando_fans on insta
#i need him BIBLICALLY#this man#i literally cried over this video#i truly don't know how to process this#ooooooof#🥵🥵🥵#summer vaca did him well honestly idec that we saw like none of it#i don't think i would've survived getting daily content from summer lando#lando norris#mclaren
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dearly sorry if anyones alrdy posted this but i Need it on my blog.
#lando casually murmering to HIS BOSS hes commando#actually thought abt this for one second too long and felt drool In My Mouth#exhibitionist lando#who said thatttt!?#i did. Hes a freak and he deserves it.#tps dressing up their freaky ass drivers wtf is this anymore#thinking so many thoughts god okay.#lando norris#ln4
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Lando on what 'thing' he does before a race.
Lando: I freestyle a lot. [laughter] I don't do a lot. Like Oscar, sometimes I just get a message and then have a little nap.
Oscar: [something about Country music, which Lando agrees with]
Lando: and a bit of County. I normally have my speaker as loud as you can possibly do it...
Oscar: Yep.
Lando: ...so it's probably disturbing Oscar's warmup. And I'll be singing and I'll be [?], so honestly I don't have... that is my thing, actually being quite relaxed. You see a lot of people do quite a bit of activity and trying to get quite pumped up for the race, but for me, the more I can just chill might be better. So a bit of stretching, just making sure I'm ready to get into the car, but otherwise I don't do a lot. Just kind of staying quite chill, relaxed and peaceful... apart from the loud music.
So that's it, I don't really have 'my thing,' and then I give a little fist bump yo my mechanics - not superstitious, but I HAVE to do it.
At the McLaren × Dell event at UT Austin. October 17th, 2024
#.i want so badly to believe he sajd “my little thighs” there but i dont think he did?? but as always plz anyone out there correct me :)#.the subtitles on the video are wrong im sorry :((#.wheres that compilation of lando/oscar talking abt how lando plays his music loudly this needs to go in it#oscar piastri#lando norris#mclaren#zak brown#landoscar#mclaren x dell#mclaren ut austin#op81#ln4#mctwinks#twinklaren
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Lando Review 43/? • 23 Dec 2021 • Twitch Stream
#he lined up the camera himself for this#why lando#why did you think this was a good idea#i mean thanks!!!!!!!!!!#barely even need to use my imagination to rpf i can just look#apologies for this i'm avoiding dealing with my family#merry chrysler. merry crisis lmao#lando review#on twitch
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just saw someone call charles' career 'common successes' the pole to win ratio agenda is too severe because in no way is 26 poles without a championship winning car common at ALL
every time he wins it's after ten thousand trials and tribulations and his wins this year mean so much more to me than if he had a dominant car. i said it last year and i think so doubly now that he impresses me with every race like he is him and i truly think he is the best.
#'similar career stats to lando' eh... eh.........#no one will ever convince me this pole record isnt impressive#and the win record will catch up when he gets the car he deserves🙄#'personally dont think leclerc is very impressive' ok 😭😭 you're wrong 😭😭#either carlos sainz is an absolute shit qualifier (and he's NOT lol) or charles is really great these are the only options#anyway he constantly pulls miracles out of his ass and this take is stupid the monza drive and spa/baku poles were more impressive than#anyth lando did this season 🙄#also just look at how he dogwalks the field in quali whenever its a tight driver-dependent street circuit...#i even think lando did a good job on sunday i just think he's too error prone this year and it cost him too much#people's leclerc agendas get crazy sometimes#'its weird how people venerate him' its called being a tifosi u should try it its like being on drugs#its not OUR problem that we're having fun
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If you aren't a medical professional, more importantly, if you aren't the medical professional who attended to certain individuals, you don't get to have an opinion on said individuals' medical condition.
My aunty and I both got heatstroke on holiday when I was like 10. We went back to the hotel, I was fine after a few hours in the shade, some sleep and a lot of water. My aunty wasn't so lucky and was sick in bed for about a day and a half. Because things like heatstroke affect people and their bodies differently.
Yes, you completed the same race in the same conditions as the other two drivers. But while your car has a functioning ac system, their car has been overheating. You are not the same!
#f1#formula 1#formula one#anti lando norris#lewis hamilton#george russell#did Lewis do something to piss Lando off? because i think it was Silverstone & Lando near bit his head off#meanwhile lewis was trying to give him a compliment#2021!me don't look we're defending the merc drivers & pissed at Lando#how the turn tables#but like you wouldn't say this shit if one of them had to get their appendix out like carlos & alex#but because it was heatstroke and you've deemed as not that serious you're being a dick about it#meanwhile heat stroke can get v serious v quickly#it's something you don't fuck around about#singapore grand prix#singapore gp 2024
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Lando Norris wins the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix
#f1#formula 1#f1edit#lando norris#landonorrisedit#ln4#eric.graphics#asdfg people said they like the brightness of one but colors of the other. i think i did a pretty good job on merging it haha
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TALK SO PRETTY BUT YOUR HEART GOT TEETH!
teeth — 5 seconds of summer
no text version : D
+ the fic(s) that inspired this! (written by @insanedevotion !!!)
#tw blood#the gallery#op81#ln4#lando norris#oscar piastri#landoscar#i am literally always ALWAYS thinking of vamp!osc#i just . love vampires .......#i am not super in love with this but :/// in fact i dont like these drawings at all#whatever i gotta start posting things that i hate just to spite myself i guess#also if that author has a tumblr plze lemme know so i can tag them !!#did not occur to me to just look up their ao3 handle . my brain is mush
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Lando helped Oscar by holding Pérez back. And everybody thinks it's a normal teamwork. And yea you see? That's what "helping" ur teammate is. And that's what we AND the team wanted from Oscar but Oscar fans were all acting like "helping" means Oscar should park his car and let lando walk all over him. I literally had to tell them many times that McLaren historically has never been a team like Redbull or Mercedes to do that. They won't let lando just take Oscar's rightful wins. "If lando needs help from his teammate then he doesn't deserve the wdc" lmaoo now would u say that Oscar did not deserve the win yesterday? Helping just means holding cars back, no unnecessary teammate battles when there are cars that would take advantage of the situation etc.
#lando norris#ln4#oscar did totally deserve the win but i just wanted to let some thick skulled people to know what “helping” ur teammate means#because they think it means letting them pass and taking all their wins with no pace#they're already acting like lando stole 10 wins from piastri 😭#formula 1#op81#oscar piastri#yea I'm tagging so some of y'all stop bitching about oscar helping lando in the upcoming races#f1blr#not a hate post
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LANDO NORRIS Post Race Interview // Hungarian GP 2023
#lando norris#hungarian gp 2023#formula 1#f1edit#f1#mine*#i think we've unlocked a new lando you guys#he's so unfiltered#where did the pr lando go AKHFGKD#but fr he did spill lmaooo#im sure he swore as well and they blanked it out but couldnt work it out
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#so much thought#i wonder how much he did for them and how much was other people#i think the funny / emotional ones are him the ones with place names someone else#lando norris
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#I love that he chose his wrinkled slutty shirt#only recently did I discovery that Sainz family has a winery#thanks to Danni and Mariie#the wine is Pegaso Zeta I think#enologist carlos#carlos sainz#carlos sainz jr#australian gp 2024#linen shirt#pink shirt#it isn’t the one he shares with Lando/Lando has one similar?#open shirt carlos
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Sorry to bother you, but as a leading lando / lando and max expert, do you know if it’s true that lando adopted his champagne pop from max? I’ve seen it mentioned in various places but never with any footnotes. I want it to be true!
Okay so I was just doing some light landoresearch (google dot com) to verify this claim and I did see that one interview where Lando said he copied it from a friend and the people in the comments were saying it's Max but I feel like a) if it was copied from Max we wouldn't hear the end of it from maximilian fewtrell and b) I'm not sure how much we can trust Lando's memory LOL. So I looked up his F3 races to see when he first started doing the champagne spike and honestly I think he stole it from Jon cause they were on this one podium together (Jon for Carlin) and Jon does the thing and Lando basically does it like 2 podiums later! Anyway enjoy this clip of Jon doing it and then proceeding to attempt to drown Lando
(As an add on I cannot understate that baby Lando is a notorious Danny Ric fanboy/reply guy so he also most definitely took inspo from him in my correct opinion)
#And Daniel took inspo from Webber who took inspo from yada yada etc etc#but yes I don't think it's a Max thing! I did look up his podiums but he only had one in F4 around the same time#and I don't think he did it! Or if he did feel free to chime in#and other far better lando historians lol I am a mere novice#lando norris#jon malvern
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Aaaaand i decided to post more of my f1 crafts here so here landoscar edition (。•̀ᴗ-)✧
Onse again photo without doodles under cut and some rambling in tags
#starting with oscar charm#actually those charms r first f1 thing i ever did so they aren't as detailed as others#but there few things i rlly like about them#like how i managed shapes with 81#and colours with OP#also added literally my favourite bead ever that i have only one of(orange star)#also i think that necklace i took apart for those metal stars that reference alpinestars is find of the century#and those beads that represent his helmet actually look better in person#like the blue one have actually light blue accent that plays out in the sun#and ofc seashell#bc i made this first i matched Logan's one to that#but if i did them together i would also add blue star to oscar#and very random but i drilled that koalas head bc it wasn't a charm#with lando is way less details#i really like bead for his eyes and doodle for it#and helmet beads#but my favourite is gear#bc i took apart mechanical clock for it with my dad#and also how i used 7 bc the only L in store was red#i don't have a lot to say about braclets honestly#they r mostly vibes#but I'm proud of gradient from orange to black to yellow to black to orange#bc yellow doesn't rlly work for me#but i incorporated it to best of my abilities#also doodle on oscar bracelet with stars from Australian flag???#i felt so smart icl#damn i used all tags i could so I'll just say that I'm in love with crafting once again and thank you for reading all this rambling#oscar piastri#lando norris#landoscar
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i,, the insistent way he pushes it towards lando,,, domesticity
from @interlagosed post <3
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