#i think it’s funny as fuck for edgeworth to just show up and not pick up on ANY of it til way later

[planet4546b]

extrapolating out from 2 points of data to claim that miles edgeworth is a memory issues warrior because i think it’s funny as fuck he had to go look up the valerie hawthorne case to rememeber a case that was 1. only 5 years ago 2. was notably his first case 3. he watched a guy kill himself which feels pretty memorable. anyways this leads to my new game theory that at the beginning of turnabout sisters when peenix showed up in court he had no idea who that guy was

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1- My guy just lost his job and has to live out of his old office there's no way he can be allowed to adopt Trucy immediately, but if he had a rich husband who lives overseas and lets them technically commit fraud by moving into his old apartment during social worker visits... that would be much easier. Edgeworth isn't against being a little underhanded in his methods with the law and he has witnessed Phoenix with the Feys so if an infamous attorney were to adopt a child left behind by a tragic trial, he'd be so glad it was Phoenix. That guy has been reeking dad energy for years. It's also important to note that no one doubted the authenticity of their relationship since they went to go sign the papers because most people who have seen them already assumed that they were together. They don't have to try to convince anyone.

2- The things they call each other are so important to me, as kids they're Miles and Phoenix/Nick, in court they're Mr. Edgeworth and Mr. Wright, outside of court but still in a professional setting they're Edgeworth and Wright, when they're flirting they're back to Miles and Phoenix, but when they're insufferably flirting, Pheonix is 'Mr. Edgeworth' and Miles is 'Mr. Wright' They do this before they get married, both legally and actually.

3- They would be so funny on a reality tv show or some kind of game show, if their motive is doing something better than the other, they will put their whole pussies into whatever that thing is, even if it's like the great british baking show and Phoenix is the only one who can kind of bake. If they get to work together they're insane, put these assholes in an escape room and they will fuck that shit up. With Miles, who learned how to pick locks, and Phoenix, who got used to puzzles when working with Professor Layton, they would speedrun an escape room.

4- idk Pheonix just seems like he gets super affectionate with the people he loves, he kisses Trucys forehead/head so constantly it's habitual for him to pop off her hat to smooch her scalp and replace it right after. I also think it would be funny if he was so unprofessional about his love for Edgeworth except when they're in court but that's because they have to stand like twenty feet away from each other. Edgeworth turns red every time but he rarely protests, at least not seriously.

5- I just think they should be each other's 'oh shit' moment because that is funny to me. Phoenix didn't really realize he was attracted to men, at least in that capacity until that newspaper article and Miles had accepted that he was aro until he caught feelings he thought he was immune to. They both deal with it so well... /s

6- Connected to my hc that lawyers in the AA universe get kind of a celebrity status, but both Phoenix and Miles are so offline that they are completely unaware of it. Maya and Trucy and Kay especially are definitely not unaware and they think it's so funny. They contribute to the rumors. There are Edgeworth and Phoenix fancams made from court footage set to kpop. Apollo had a Phoenix Wright stan account and he used to fight the PW haters on twitter before he actually met the guy. He forgot the password so he can't delete it and it's only a matter of time before someone connects the dots. Anyway they trend on twitter every time they meet in court like when a new season of a show comes out and the fanbase goes bonkers.

7- obviously they call and message each other but they both think it's nostalgic to send letters, and Phoenix likes having a reason to send physical pictures from when they were kids since Miles wasn't allowed to keep any of that in the Von Karma household. Edgeworth usually sends sweets from whatever country he's in for Trucy.

8- I personally think that Phoenix has more of that kitten look but I was recently reminded of how often in the of trilogy when ppl have to tell him to put those things away. He can weaponize his big brown eyes and Miles pretends to be unaffected but he's weak to it just like everyone else. He has that kitty vibe, he asks for things by looking really pathetic and sad and it works in his favor every time.

9- Phoenix is the type of guy to fall asleep during most movies if he isn't judging it intently or particularly interested and when they were kids they tried to binge more than one samurai movie and Phoenix fell asleep before the first one ended. That official art just makes him look like such a sleepy guy. Again the kitty energy returns, he's a big napper.

10- these bitches are so good at arguing, but they both want to win so it takes forever to decide on things that actually don't matter that much. If they can't decide on a restaurant to go to for a date they won't finish arguing their case about their preferred place to go until after they close. They never yell at each other or get too emotionally invested in a lot of things but they will draw that shit out and take out evidence and witness testimony if it helps their case. Sometimes it gets so extensive that they have to pull out the whiteboard/ corkboard. Just as long as it's presented like a court case it will be so well communicated between them so they take advantage of that because or else they kinda suck at talking to each other about their problems.

[hazyla]

Woah woah, okay. So I just finished spirit of justic except for the special episode. Current thoughts from a foggy memory:

realizing this post is super long so it’s under the break, also soj spoilers

Implied that Phoenix and gumshoe correspond on their own when Phoenix mentions something to Edgeworth. When he’s questioned about it he just says something like “I have my sources…” and Edgeworth tells him to inform his source of a paycheck cut.

Even though Athena got a case of her own to do I feel like she didn’t have as strong of a presence and idk man balancing three lawyers kind of a crazy move

I found rayfa oddly charming because of her silly insults

Not utter dogshit but I see why people generally dont like dual Destinies and spirit of justice as much

My mom misses gumshoe

I did not call the queen being powerless like at all

if there’s another ace attorney game I want a dedicated scene about Apollo and Trucy getting told the truth

Hard to pick a favorite case but I think I liked case 2 and turnabout storyteller just bc it was pretty fun. Also can not believe Athena’s case was the super short filler one!

would’ve appreciated more Maya

cannot believe they just added on characters that were never previously mentioned. Oh yeah, there’s a secret fourth group gramarye member. Apollo? He actually has a brother and was left behind by his foster father at about fifteen or so.

Did the archaeologist guy just… steal a bunch of shit from Adrian’s exhibit? He had literally everything. Good god I wonder how he felt about that scroll having gravy on it

on the plane ride back why did Trucy sit (and fall asleep on) Edgeworth instead of idk her father. What did Athena really want to sit there or something. It’s very cute but also why

Actually Maya and Edgeworth should’ve sat next to eachother on the plane so they can debate about plumed punisher. “You gave away your one of a kind steal samurai themed watch FOR A RIPOFF KEYCHAIN” and then he throws her off the plane (personally, of the belief he would throttle ms inmee [not actually])

about that, it’s so funny to me that he ranted about the show to Datz, a guy he just met and is a revolutionary

Need to mention that Edgeworth’s cravat gets attacked by a dog, I don’t even have a comment I just need to iterate that fact

The breakdown scenes were fun and dynamic but idk I didn’t care for them that much

kind of thought they were gonna channel Apollo’s dad Jove fucking justice

It was funnier when I, for a split second, assumed that since nobody knew the name of his father that Apollo chose his last name to be Justice.

just now realizing that Apollo who shares a namesake with the god of music has two musician parents now

I am so happy that the 3d sprites look better than in dual destinies I don’t know if I could take it if they looked like that again

My mom’s favorite character design is Rayfa’s (but her favorite character is Susato who has nothing to do with soj)

Maya should get an “I survived TWO kidnapping” shirt because everyone wants leverage over Phoenix.

From what I saw online before playing the game I thought nahyuta would be super insanely awful, and then they introduce him as a level headed guy. Then I think oh he seems okay, and then he tells Apollo to go to the depths of hell and that he’ll be reincarnated as a piece of shit

When investigating phoenix tells Edgeworth that he think’s he’d like a gaudy house, to which Edgeworth is offended. And then Phoenix makes fun of him for his bright red sports car in his mind.

Would’ve loved a reference to some older characters, like Iris who is just like never brought up again. Anyways, what’s with spirit channeling families and being super fucked up

i am so sorry to say that Apollo looked like really good in that one cg with his hair antenna down (the one where he almost drowned) (not my best moment)

How in the world did Apollo survive as a teenager? If dhurke left him 10 or so years before this he’d be about fifteen? Did he just get dropped off at a boarding school, who the hell took care of him and how did he become a lawyer.

Why didn’t Amara just resume the throne herself? Idk if I totally missed something but isn’t she still a rightful heir

Khura’in spent EIGHT HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS ON A LIE. THEY WERE DONATIONS. AND FIVE YEARS OF LABOR (Amara’s tomb)

So funny to me that nahyuta drags Ema around everywhere like a little ragdoll back and forth country to country

The pun names in this one were wild 🤪 (suggested emoji)

oh god what if Edgeworth and rayfa were to talk about plumed punisher

Yeah we’re back to this, edgey’s sitting in a rebel hideout with lizards hanging from the ceiling and he watches the plumed punisher??? I kinda forgot the timeline but either Maya is currently kidnapped or dhurke’s in jail “oh okay I’ll stay behind” “let’s turn on the tv” “what the fucj is this”

One time phoenix’s phone went off and I jumped out of my seat because I also have the steal samurai theme as my damn ringtone

I get that it’s just fun sprite stuff but where does nahyuta get all his necklaces? How does his floating ribbon work?

In aa4 with my vague recollection, there’s a scene that kind of made me assume Ace attorney definitely took place in some weird fantasy land that coexisted with real world. (It was something that had to do with the founding fathers? And apollo “yes I know what America is” justice, like they currently don’t live there. It was some exchange during the case where klavier’s guitar blows up). Guess how surprised I was when oh golly now they’re full blown Americans!

since I mentioned aa4 and I already got off track everytime my mom hears that song (which Apollo made his ringtone) she complains about it and gets bad flashbacks. She told me everytime she hears a piano arrangement she thinks about the case. Maybe it wore off by now but it was her version of blue badger

Uendo was my favorite witness

Yeah I don’t think I have anything else to say, what a nice note to it on.

Nope I remembered something, queen ga’ran made me want to use the royal we.

[shoeshineyboy]

ace attorney characters based on how happy I’d be to work for them, as a former legal admin assistant

1. Mia Fey: makes money, hence the lamp and also partner. decent layout of the office. can keep a plant alive. clearly knows what she’s doing. she keeps ungodly hours, but given that she managed to get murdered in the office alone, I feel like she’s very much the “I’m going to be staying until god knows when, so go home” type boss. I appreciate that. I feel like she brings snacks in.

2. Gregory Edgeworth: see now he also keeps ungodly hours but since he works in the 90s/00s, I feel like he doesn’t own a cell phone with which to let me know, while he’s offsite, that I can leave the keys to the office under the doormat and go home. however he canonically keeps coffee at the office, and he has an apprentice, which means less long-winded busywork for me (Ray must’ve done something before the Inherited Turnabout is all I’m saying!)

3. Kristoph Gavin: I don’t like this, but it’s true. prior to the murder thing he was making bank and had an established office, which means it’s probably well-staffed and I wouldn’t be left doing pointless busywork. I feel like he straight-up ignores admin staff unless he needs something, which, honestly, is fine. I’m busy.

4. Apollo Justice: I feel like he probably picked up some good habits from Kristoph and I can’t believe I’m saying that. he’d be more polite, I’m sure, but he’s also inexperienced, which means his files are going to be a fucking state. also, crucially, he doesn’t have an office, so I have to dock points.

5. Raymond Shields: buggers off to different country for years, but keeps the office open. I am working remotely or coming in if I want to. this is the dream. I think his filing system is erratic at best and batshit insane at worst, though. also, the man eats paper. putting files together for him would be an unending nightmare of Missing Shit. “Mr Shields, where’s the form with the witness’ address?” “I ate it” “I am going to kill you”

6. Marvin Grossberg: loaded. massive office. lots of staff. unfortunately I might have to listen to him talk about his hemorrhoids, and if I have to speak to Redd White or, god forbid, Robert Hammond, I am resigning.

7. Miles Edgeworth: he would be polite. he would have reasonable expectations. like Ray, he’s also never fucking there. however, one day, he’s going to be talking to me about something and will insist on making me walk to his office with him. if he makes me walk up twelve flights of stairs, I’ll give him a reason to fear them more than elevators.

8. Phoenix Wright: he doesn’t know how to use a computer. the number of emails is going to be insane and it’s giving me a headache just thinking about it. I also hate to judge like this, but he’s skint, and, not being funny, if I’m trying to organise any of his bullshit cases I’m expecting something a bit better than aldi chocolate rolls.

9. Winston Payne: this job would be fucking boring but it’d be straightforward, and sometimes, that’s what you need. he wouldn’t talk to me, which is nice.

10. Klavier Gavin: he would be lovely. he would be so, so sweet. he would bring me starbucks AND remember my order. unfortunately his office looks like a teenage boy’s bedroom- that is, a complete shithole, and it’d more than likely fall to me to try and organise it.

11. Simon Blackquill: pros: bird that’s trained to buy booze. cons: Fulbright is definitely a morning person and I’m not. also, he’s in prison. I probably don’t have much of a job.

12. Nahyuta Sadmadhi: he asked me to organise access to the airport’s gold lounge for him with 20 minutes’ notice.

13. Godot/Diego Armando: I swear to christ I have worked with someone who showed me exactly what working for Godot would be like. fucking coffee cups all over the fucking building like a FUCKING scavenger hunt every single bastard day. I wouldn’t get any actual work done I’d be doing his stupid mug hunt every time he fancies another brew, which is all the shitting time.

14. Franziska von Karma: she should’ve ranked higher because she ticks a lot of boxes (money, absent), but she also carries a fucking whip. I also love her but she grew up rich as fuck and I just Know her attitude is going to be abysmal. “fool” mate you’re the one who wrote their notes in German, google translate and I are doing our best out here.

15. Athena Cykes: acts like a highschooler because she is one. I love Athena as a character, but I would not love her as an employee of hers.

16. Sebastian Debeste: I’m not working for a fucking seventeen-year-old.

17. Robert Hammond: I hate him. he wouldn’t speak to me except to snap at me. he bought me a shite £1.85 americano from the office coffee machine once and then asked me to pay him back.

18. Manfred von Karma: what are you trying to prove, old man? why are you such a shiter? I’m being expected to organise documents for meetings I’m not even allowed to know about because it’s all under the table illegal bullshit. I feel like my job’s on the line because I nodded to Greg in the queue for the gas station once when I was off the clock. this cunt believes in professionalism outside the workplace but also has a cabinet of whiskey in his office.

[browniesnivy]

hiii brownie idk enough abt yugioh but *insert one of ur yugioh faves* and umm maybe franziska for that character ask game :]

Franziska Von Karma 

How I feel about this character- FRANZISKA LITERALLY SO AMAZING...I love how she’s introduced as just as terrifying and cruel as her father, but then you see that she really does care about helping other people throughout her determination to avenge Edgeworth and to help Phoenix save Maya in Farewell My Turnabout despite taking a bullet to the shoulder (such a good parallel with her father on its own!)... and then with the scene at the airport she’s is allowed to be emotionally vulnerable without being any less of a competent prodigy of law! She’s just... so fucking cool I LOVE HER!

All the people I ship romantically with this character- Maya Fey! I love the contrast between both of their personalities making them seem like total opposites, but when you look at their connection to a family legacy it becomes obvious they have a lot in common. I wish the games had expanded on their dynamic more, but unfortunately lesbians are oppressed :( 

My non-romantic OTP for this character- VON KARMA SIBLINGS... Mieke I know you agree with me on this! They grew up with the same terrible expectation that come with being a prodigy, and so they’re really the only ones who’s can comfort and understand each other... they obviously both feel such an obligation to protect each other and it makes me so CRAZY UGH. BROTHER AND SISTER! 

My unpopular opinion about this character- I don’t think this is an unpopular opinion but I wish she’d kept the shorter hair design from the concept art where her hair is slicked forward to contrast with her father’s slicked back hair, not only because I’m a lesbian and that hairstyle was SO GAY but because I think it could have highlighted or even foreshadowed how she differs from Manfred. Maybe since she hasn’t been able to abandon his influences by Justice for All it wouldn’t make since for her to have such a “wild” hairstyle, but I think that if she returns it would be amazing to see her with that hairstyle to represent how she’s moved on after a decade.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon- SHOW HER DENOUNCING MANFRED VON KARMA FOR REAL. I can understand that it would take time for her to fully accept that her father was not as admirable as she’d been least to believe, but by this point in the timeline I think it’s time for that aspect of her character arc to be resolved. The natural conclusion of her development requires her experiencing the same acceptance of defeat as her brother, so I really hope that if they bring Franziska back at some point she’ll be allowed to admit that her father was awful and that victory isn’t an indication of worth.

Rex Raptor

How I feel about this character- HE IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IN ANY PIECE OF MEDIA EVER. I know that he isn’t meant to be a deep character at all and he isn’t given much narrative focus at all but he is just SO DAMN ENDEARING TO ME OKAY. I have an unhealthy obsession with how he is initially introduced as being crass and inconsiderate while Weevil is more polite and strategic, but then it turns out Weevil is a total asshole while Rex is just... a kid who likes dinosaurs and duels for fun? Like even though he’s a total dumbass (the best character trait) who can be a bit rude (not even mean-spirited if we’re being totally honest, like most of his remarks are just him being snarky), the manga describes him as “having to the spirit of a true duelist” and he never really seems as bitter about losing as his counterpart Weevil (except in the Season 4 filler arc, which although I adore for giving me so much more Rex content, makes a lot mistakes by characterizing him as basically interchangeable with Weevil... BUT that’s ANOTHER STORY for ANOTHER DAY). I mean he has more justifiable reasons to be upset than Weevil given how he was LITERALLY cheated out of the Battle City tournaments by Espa (which Mokuba the official rule enforcer LETS THEM GET AWAY WITH and then doesn’t do ANYTHING to compensate Rex), and he STILL tries to warn Joey to stay away from trouble despite him being the guy he supposedly dislikes because he took his best card, totally disgracing him and ruining his entire career. I could keep going but this paragraph isn’t probably already sickeningly long and I still need to be able to make posts about him in the future, so in a nutshell... he seems like a funny and good kid. OH AND WHEN MAI ASKED HIM THE “what can you see but cannot see” RIDDLE AND HE ANSWERED TAKOYAKI BECAUSE YOU CAN SEE THE DOUGH ON THE OUTSIDE BUT NOT THE OCTOPUS ON THE INSIDE? LITERAL CUTEST SHIT EVER KING OF COMEDY I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU. Ahem. Sorry.  

All the people I ship romantically with this character- Weevil Underwood. They’re both teenagers who got famous, let it get to their heads, and then lost everything... considering that they seem like the types of kids who would be bullied relentlessly (they're already constantly being made fun of by mostly of the character anyway), I think the fact that they end up befriending each other is a good sign that they can find some comfort in each other and discover other things to be fulfilled by beside card games. I love how even though this friendship is framed as a begrudging alliance between two self-servings jerks half of the time, the other half of the time it’s about best friends starting a shit together for petty reasons and always being by each other’s side no matter what. The way that they tease each other constantly but then always stand up for one another when others pick on them... it’s so obvious that they actually really care about one another! I just love their dynamic so much it’s unreal, hence the blog.

My non-romantic OTP for this character- Although I primarily think about his relationship with Weevil, there is still a lot of potential to be explored with other characters! Mako is another minor character obsessed with a type of animal, but where’s he differs from Rex and ESPECIALLY Weevil is his sportsmanship, being able to become friends with Yugi and Joey even after being defeated by them. I think that difference mostly comes down to Mako being significantly older than Red and Weevil and therefore having more perspective on gaming fame, so I feel like he would be a great influence on them. On Rex specifically, I think Season 4 missed a big opportunity to expand on Rex and Mai’s relationship. Mai had been a major contributor to Rex losing in Duelist Kingdom, but now they both feel like washed-up failures. I think given the circumstances they could have comeback to an understanding, maybe even have Mai apologize for throwing him under the bus to screw with Joey? I think showing Rex that not everyone who has wronged him in the past had/still has bad intentions would be really good addition to his character arc in Season 4. Then of course there is Joey... to me, the main difference between Rex and Joey is that Joey is stupidly lucky while Rex never seems to catch a break. Otherwise they’re both recklessness dumbasses who prioritize brawn over brain, but Joey is nevertheless able to triumph through sheer dumb luck while Rex gets anihilated over and over with basically the same strategy (minus the RNG cards, Joey’s strategy is just big monsters after all). While the previously mentions she relationships were hypothetical, this dynamic between Joey and Rex is actually given some focus in canon, and I found it very compelling! I only wish this difference between them hadn't only been used to increase Joey’s confidence in his skills as a duelist (which I will remind you is mostly LUCK, no offense to Joey because I do love him BUT I MEAN... only being able to beat Rex because of a lucky Time Wizard isn’t peak strategy ), but to develop Rex’s character somehow as well. 

My unpopular opinion about this character- JUST LIKING THIS CHARACTER IS AN UNPOPULAR OPINION MAN... tons of people hate him so much! I know he isn’t an important character at all but he isn’t nearly as much of a jerk as people make him out to be, and I mean even if he was he’s just a kid! I won’t pretend that he is always portrayed favorably by the narrative, but the fact that some people feel nothing but disdain for a child whose accomplishments were robbed from him by forces outside of his control and who received no sympathy for it, causing his self-worth to deteriorate... it’s a bit concerning to me that so many adults in particular are so disgusted by that. 

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon- I’ve talked QUITE a lot already about things that I wish had happened to develop his character more, but above all else I wish his character arc in Season 4 had been given a proper conclusion. The writers set up this interesting conflict where the insignificant minor characters are upset that they aren’t allowed to be successful when the more important characters aren’t involved and shows the consequences that their defeat had on their lives and self-image... BUT THEN AFTER THEY’RE DEFEATED THEY ARE FORGOTTEN ABOUT FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON UNTIL THEY WAKE UP IN THE HOSPITAL AND INSTANTLY REVERT BACK TO BEING COMIC RELIEF GRRR GRRRRRRRR! There wasn’t no resolution to this arc AT ALL and it drives me UP THE GODDAMN WALL because it absolutely captivated me in concept... but like with many things in Yu-Gi-Oh! the execution was totally ruined :( 

[wardencommanderrodimiss]

A bit of Bullshit Defense AU today! But also if you have not read all 14 available chapters of @runningwolf62‘s fic Dirty Paws yet, go do that and I will be here when you return, because this fic heavily, heavily leans on the Wolf and Roddy Cinematic Universe.

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Nick and Edgey are still talking about the homework but Larry is bored of it and he’s done as much as he’s gonna do by now. He wanders off into the kitchen to see what snacks the Edgeworths have and he is still there when he hears the front door open and close and Franzy comes in the kitchen. She gently sets her bag down on one of the kitchen chairs, shooting a look of disgust down at Larry’s bag which has spilled contents all over the floor. Hey, he was going to clean that up! Before Mr Edgeworth gets home, at least!

“Hey Franzy,” he says, and her head snaps up like she didn’t realize he was there, and an expression of fury contorts her entire face and she snatches up something out of her bag and storms across the kitchen to begin smacking Larry in the shoulder with it. “Ow! Hey! Hey!”

Even with the commotion neither of the other two come out to rescue him which Larry thinks is real cruel of them. “Larry Butz!” Franzy shouts. “Where is the next book! Where is it!” In between her assaults, he manages to wrench her weapon from her hands and sees it’s the third Warrior Cats book that he lent her yesterday. “You can’t leave me hanging like this!”

“Wh - you finished it already? I gave it to you yesterday!”

“Where is the next book, Larry Butz!”

“It’s at home! I don’t have it!”

“Graystripe left!” she shrieks. “ThunderClan doesn’t trust him! But RiverClan probably won’t either when he goes! I need to know what happens next!”

“I’ll bring it over tomorrow!” He’s getting beaten to heck by his best friend’s baby sister because of these cat books. What a day.

“I want to read it now! I want to know what happens with Graystripe’s loyalties!”

“I don’t have it now!” Seriously, neither Edgey or Nick is coming to make sure neither of them are bleeding? Rude. “But I do have something else you can read if you want more Warrior Cats!” She stares doubtfully at him, and at the book he’s lifted way over his head so that she can’t get it back and start smacking him with it again. “It’s not got Graystripe but I think you might still be interested.”

He stuffs his book back in his back and grabs one of his notebooks off the floor. “Your school notes, Larry Butz?” Franzy huffs. “I don’t want those.”

“It’s not my notes.” Wow, she thinks he takes notes and doesn’t just sneak peaks at Edgey’s and Nick’s? “It’s a story I’m writing. It’s about other Warrior Cats, ones I’ve made up myself, but they’ve still got Clans and a Warrior Code and stuff.”

She accepts the notebook, still looking wary but a little excited. “And cats with divided loyalties?”

“You really like the ‘forbidden lovers’ thing, huh?”

“It’s not about the romance!” she protests. “I like the - the…” Whatever it is, if she’s not just trying to cover up for the fact that she does like the romance, she doesn’t figure out how to put to words, and she just lets out a short frustrated yell and opens the front cover of the notebook. “Is this story finished? Or are you going to leave me hanging again.”

“It’s not done, no--”

She smacks him with his notebook and then storms off, but she’s already engrossed in the first page and nearly hits the wall as she leaves.

-

“--and then the rumor from the preview of the book is that Bramblestar has rabies.”

“Rabies?” Franzy repeats with a laugh. “You know,” she adds a moment later, thoughtfully, “that seems like a plot that they could have used sooner. Has anyone actually had rabies before?”

“I don’t believe so? Maybe because it’s supposedly supposed to be set in England.” But he’s never even nominally given a location to his fic, so, yeah, that would be a good plot. Maybe he should use that. Although most of his readers would know that’s a plot he’s stealing from fan theories. “I haven’t really read any of the recent books though. This is all what I’m hearing from--”

“--this internet friend of yours, yes,” Franzy interrupts. “The wolfman who likes cats.”

“Yeah.” The one and only. 

Franzy rests her chin on her hand. “So you still haven’t told Misty why you draw cats all the time.”

“It’s not exactly been a priority these past couple weeks, no.”

“I meant any time before that, you still did not tell Elise.” 

“What, that I initially found her book and then reached out to her because I stumbled across it in the children’s section of the bookstore when I was there picking up a book about talking cats because my wolfman internet friend told me that they’d actually put out a decent book for once?”

“Well, when you put it that way it sounds ridiculous.”

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Franziska picks at the edge of her nail, listening as Agent Lang finishes his conversation with one of his agents. He stares at his phone a moment longer when he brings it down from his ear. Franziska glances over at the screen. 

“I did not expect you would like cats.” It’s not even a picture of a cat, like he has a cat at home. It’s some cute art of a cat. Like something Larry would draw.

“Didn’t expect you to like small talk, Ms Prosecutor.”

Franziska leans against the wall. “I do not. But if we are stuck together by this smuggling ring investigation then we may as well know who we are working with.”

“I know who I’m working with,” Lang snarls. “Prosecutor von Karma. I know all about your father.”

“Yes, Gregory Edgeworth. He’s a remarkable defense attorney, wouldn’t you agree?” Lang’s face hardens. “Agent Shi-Long Lang, blood and names are not the only things that make a family - or a ‘pack’, if you wish to use your silly analogies.”

“Probably should’ve told that to Mr Ernest Amano before he called you up for help on basis of having been friends with your father.”

“Many people try to call me up on basis of having known Manfred von Karma. I like to help them, arrest and prosecute them if needed, and let them know, unequivocally, that I am not what they think my blood and name would make me be.”

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“Hey, so uh, Franzy, I’ve got a weird thing to tell you.”

Franziska rubs her eyes, yawns, takes a moment to adjust to the fact that it is mid-afternoon and she just woke up and Larry was passed out on her couch because he’d stuck around the embassy waiting for her to be able to give him a ride and also said that he figured that Miles and Gregory wouldn’t forgive him if he just fucked off and abandoned her in the middle of that messy aftermath, but he’d also been asleep in a corner when she found him so she’s not sure how much that was a motivator. Not enough to keep him awake. “Weirder than the fact that you became a stage-show actor?”

“Hey, my savings were getting low, and while Misty’s still recovering I figured I should go out and have a job for a bit - anyway, um, so. Agent Lang.”

“What of the wolfman? I asked him to give me a call once he was out of surgery.” He’d laughed at her concern. She snapped at him, oh forgive her for being concerned about someone who was shot and had to get the bullet removed. 

“Yeah, he’s, uh - so, funny story, you know my internet friend, the WolfDragon guy?”

Franziska thinks about the cat picture that she asked Lang about. That she thought Larry could have drawn. “Larry Butz, tell me that you are joking with me right now--”

“No and also I’d said I’d pick him up at the hospital but I don’t have a car but you do and--”

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“So are all the characters in your fanfic based on real people, or just some of them?” Lang asks. The three of them have tucked themselves into a booth of a little diner, a B-movie werewolf on crutches, an artist in sweatpants and uncombed hair, and Franziska, who had also been too tired to wear any more than casual clothes and got heckled by Lang for how hilariously different she looks out of her professional wardrobe. 

Larry slurps his coffee. “Yeah, honestly, most of them are based on people we know. If you meet them you’ll probably be able to guess pretty easily.”

“Ha, I bet. Dead ringer on Ms Viperpaw von Edgeworth here. Half-clan kit trying to figure out where she fits in between her blood relations and the people she’s grown up with?”

Franziska sips her tea loudly. Disconcerting, having someone know all about her because he read the fanfiction that she is a cat in. “You had better give me my warrior name soon,” she tells Larry.

[1x20]

I was tagged by @inthearmsofathief to do this OTP challenge so here y’all go ^^

Choose 5 OTPs without looking at the questions first.

Sterek (Teen Wolf)

Merthur (BBC Merlin)

00Q (James Bond - particularly the newer films)

Corvosider (Dishonored)

Wrightworth (Ace Attorney)

1. Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping 5?

Um, probably when Edgeworth said "Thanks to you I am saddled with unnecessary... feelings.”

2. Have you ever read a fan fiction about 2?

SO MUCH FANFICS!!!! I even went on livejournal (with no idea how to navigate it lol) and converted some of those fics to epubs because I was so desperate for more Merthur :p

3. Has a picture of 4 ever been your screen saver/profile picture/Tumblr ID?

Nope. It’s kind of a tiny ship compared to the rest and as such, I’m a little less invested in it than I normally would be, but I love it so muuuuuch *sobs*

4. If 3 were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be?

Probably exasperation because they get in SO MANY ARGUMENTS that result in “break up”s (and after one or two rounds of little to no equipment, Bond would come back with his tails between his legs and all would be well again)

5. Why is 1 so important?

BECAUSE I LOVE THEM SO GODDAMN MUCH???????? I LOVE HOW VERSATILE THE CHARACTERS ARE, I LOVE HOW YOU CAN JUST FIT ANY AU ONTO THEM, I LOVE HOW IT’S A TRAGIC LOVE STORY, I LOVE ALL THEIR CANON MOMENTS, I LOVE THAT STILES IS DEREK’S ANCHOR, I LOVE THAT DEREK IS A CANON NERD, I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH

6. Is 4 a funny ship or a serious ship?

... Well, I mean, it consists of an assassin and a God, so there’s little funny about that. I particularly love how fucking twisted and dubious this pairing can be so yeah, pretty serious.

7. Out of all your ships listed, which ship has the most chemistry?

OH MAN THIS QUESTION HURTS ME??????? WHAT HTE HELL???????? I’m sorry Sterek I love you but I honestly think I have to go with Merthur because they’re actual canon soulmates and I mean. Nothing trumps that. Nothing

8. Of all the ships, which ship has the strongest bond?

FUCK MAN????????? WHY YOU GOTTA DO THIS TO ME???????? I think that has to be Merthur again, honestly... They continually risk their lives for each other, see each other every day and are so... comfortable with each other it’s ridiculous. Arthur shows Merlin a side of himself that no one else ever sees and just... how is this not canon...

9. How many times have you read/watched 2’s fandom?

Lmao it’s basically all I’ve been watching recently???? It’s just such a damn good show, with good characters and Good Gays

10. Which ship lasted the longest?

You mean, as in, it has been around longest? ‘Cause that’d have to be Wrightworth :p

11. How many times, if ever, has 5 broken up?

NEVER!!!!! THEY ARE THE ULTIMATE SAPPY LAWYER DADS!!!!!! I guess you could say they “broke up” after Edgeworth moved away, but that doesn’t count ‘cause they were Small Gays back then

12. If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would make it out alive, 1 or 3?

WHAT IS IT WITH THESE QUESTIONS AND ME HAVING TO PICK BETWEEN SHIPS????? I CAN’T DO THIS????? No seriously this is literally impossible to answer?? Derek is a werewolf which is pretty goddamn handy in a zombie apocalypse, but both Bond and Q are trained spies and can use basically anything as a weapon????? I DON’T KNOW FUCK

13. Did 4 ever have to hide their relationship for any reason?

Well, considering the Outsider is seen as the literal Devil in canon, Corvo can’t go around telling everyone he sucked the Outsider’s dick, now can he?

14. Is 5 still together?

LIKE I SAID, THEY ARE THE ULTIMATE SAPPY LAWYER DADS AND WILL NEVER BREAK UP AND LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH AND RAISE THEIR DAUGHTER TO BE KIND. YOU CAN’T TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME

15. Is 1 canon?

Literally none of these ships are canon what is wrong with you @ world????? But in my head Sterek’s canon and that’s all that counts to be honest :p

16. If all five ships were put into a couple’s Hunger Games, which couple would win?

... Either Sterek or Merthur or 00Q or Corvosider????? They’re legit all skilled in killing/taking down others lol. Sorry though @ Phoenix and Edgeworth, I don’t think yelling “OBJECTION” is gonna help in the Hunger Games

17. Has anyone ever tried to sabotage 5’s ship?

What does that even mean?????????? Well, literally everyone’s in love with Edgeworth (including me) but “sabotaging”? Nah...

18. Which ship(s) would you defend to the death and beyond?

FUCKING ALL OF THEM. Mostly Sterek and Merthur BUT ALL OF THEM

19. Have you ever spent hours a day going through 3’s tumblr page?

... Yes

20. If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the five ships to break up forever, which ship would you sink?

This question... hurts... my soul..................................

(I think Corvosider though, purely because their relationship is kinda really unhealthy, bUT I NEED MY POOR ANGSTY MEN OKAY)

SO THAT WAS A FUCKING ORDEAL?????? Why would anyone ask me those questions?????? I’m so fucked up right now?????

Anyway, I tag: @clotpolesonly - @lena221b - @pale-silver-comb - @benaya-trash

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3-5 Reaction (work in progress)

Rules:

Q = Me, Quonit.

BF = Bardic Feline, the friend that made me spend 30 dollars on the game and whom I am messaging

I don’t use those when I send the messages close enough my username doesn’t appear.

Any typos (unless they are funny and part of the conversation) will be fixed.

Index

Q: WHAT IS THE NEXT ONE

Bridge to the Turnabout D:<

THUNDER OR WHATEVER

STATUE

7 BRANCHED SWORD

LIFE

LIGHTNING AGAIN

Q: DEAD PERSON WITH HAIR?

OR JUST MORE STATUE

alright back to 2019

hahahaha no im not going to let you guys convince me to go on this probably expensive vacation

dammit pearl you already spent money on it???

OH SO YOU ALL NEED ADULT SUPERVISION

Q:

Phoenix: Sorry, i hate cold places.

THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD LIVE IN PHOENIX, ARIZONA! :dum du tsss:

THE FUCK IS DAHLIA DOING ON THE COVER

you brought this onto yourself

Q: hello person! You remind me of hello kitty for some reason

okay then hello bikini

Q: ya well fuck iris. Wonder how many people she killed.

Q: no and even then she is an exgirlfriend

PEARL STOP IT

no time to examine everything, I need to go find Dahlia

actually

i am terrified of her so maybe not

hello person with a staff! You look awesome!

Q: Maya doesn't know who she is i think i can be excused

Q: amethyst is great

see you miss :D

Q: ah so pearl is gone too

time to examine everything

Q: oh the main gate reset. I wanted to examine everything though!

I AM TERRIFIED OF IRIS

Q: WELL i've examined everything here. Time to find out where else I can waist time

bridge

DAMMIT 3-4

MAYA: MAYBE YOU SHOULD FACE YOUR FEAR BY HURLING YOURSELF OFF OF THE EDGE WHAT THE FUCK MAYA

Q: SHE JUST TOLD ME TO HURL MYSELF OFF OF THE EDGE OF A CLIFF

Q:

Maya: We should use a fluffy bunny to test if it is safe! Phoenix: That right there sums up the fundamental difference between sane and insane.

well i've examined everything... only thing now is to move forward

Q:

Phoenix: C-Can you not pick on me for one second? PLEASE MAYA

I am reminded of that old picture I drew

this one

Q: MAYA STOP

she will never learn also why does phoenix have to continue suffering

Q: well now that i have finished examining everything time to go inside

FUCK

DAHLIAS HERE

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bet she went off to go and plot my murder

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sure Maya.

aw it's her mom

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well i think we're done in all of those rooms, time to investigate elsewhere

LARRY

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WHAT THE HELL

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larry having an existential crisis

maybe you should try painting her if your so into painting now

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fuckin Doesn't Larry know about Dahlia??? no???

PEARL

SAVE US

NO PEAL

PEARL STAY AS FAR AWAY FROM IRIS AS YOU CAN

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Pearl and awesome lady can I sleep with you guys too i am terrified

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Phoenix: Well, not much to do expect head to my room and huddle under the covers I guess we need help

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hi ms. Dea I can't remember her name so imma call her that

Pearl runs off a lot she's probably fine ...not if iris is learking near... ...shit...

IRIS NO

SO YOU WERE PLOTTING OTHER PEOPLE'S MURDERS BEFORE MINE

where are the locks well she isn't exactly lying it is a title she goes by

alright now where are the locks

nah she is lying

i think something or other about htis place may be cancling my locks

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Iris: The power to protect you from evil spirits the power to CANCEL MY PSYCHI LOCKS

THERE ARE THE LOCKS

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THUMDER

phoenix is scared of thunder

who is dead

NO

NOT HER

THE BRIDGE IS IN FLAMES????

\OH FUCK YOU IRIS

FUCK YOU

RUN ACROSS A BURNING BRIDGE

PHOENIX I AM SOSCARED FOR YOU

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NOT LARRY

WHAT

NO

WHAT

NO

I BLAME ALL OF THIS ON DAHLIA

NOT A SAVE POIBNT NOW

I NEED TO FIX IT

NO

WHAT

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EDGEWORTH

LARRY

EDGY MIGHT RECOGNIZE IRIS

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THANK YOU PHOENIX FOR GIVING EDGEY THE MAGMENTA

DAMMIT I JUST REALIZED I MIGHT BE PLAYING AS EDGEWORTH FOR A WHILE

AHHHHH

THIS IS TERRIFYING

WHAT

WHAT NO

OH MY GOD

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SO APPARENTLY

OH MY GAD

AHHHHH

HAHAHAHA

EDGEY YOU CAN DO IT. RECOGNIZE HER.

oh my god i am playing as him

PHOENIX

WHERE ARE YOU

this music

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wtf

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I THOUGHT I WOULD'VE BEEN READY WHENEVER I GOT A GAME WITH ANOTHER PROTAGONIST BUT APPARENTLY NOT AT ALL

a logical conclusion to come to

(Edit: Quonit don’t you remember your first reaction to it it was like exactly the same)

Edgeworth get with the times :Magic exists

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awwww he called pheonix a dear friend

Phoenix is always suffering

OH MY GOD I AM NOT USED TO EDGY'S VOICE

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This case is ...very very interesting... ...and terrifying... ...and... ......... I have run out of words

GUMSHOE

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D: HOW IS PHOENIX

Dammit i can't ask him that

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Edgy no don't think of gumshoe as a bad thing. With me, we are here to cheer up gumshoe and make him happy

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okay well it was obvious why zarla shipped it before but with how much gumshoe is talking it is even more obvious

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how is maya

oh so the lightning was MAGIC

gumshoe shouldn't have to apologize GUMSHOE YOU ARE GREAT :D dammit it doesn't work

nah phoenix would never make fun of his cool mask I miss phoenix

why did ms.dea have to die she was so sweet i loved her

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NO GUMSHOE GET WITH THE TIMES: HE IS A DEFENCE ATTORNEY AT THE MOMENT

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:0 so that means that edgy will let me play as phoenix again the first chance he gets??? yaaaay thank you dude!

i think half of the girls that larry was in love with in this series were either the vitims or the killers

Edgey: If i had a penny for every time he's said that... you don't need another million dollars sir

ALSO WHERE IS PEARL

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Larry how dare you lie to edgeworth

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honestly my opinion of Larry has improved greatly because he calls Edgeworth Edgey

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Larry: BUT EDGEWORTH! YOU GET TO BE A DEFENSE ATTORNEY FOR A DAY! THAT'S ALWAYS BEEN YOUR DREAM RIGHT :D Edgey: This is exactly why i hate childhood friends

hehe

instead of Maya and Pearl following me around i have Gumshoe and Larry this isn't actually half bad

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all time is flattery time when talking to the right people gumshoe

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of course it was Dahlia

I mean uh

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Gumshoe: And as they say, "The plot thickens!" Gumshoe I lvoe you very much

dammit my rule says to always beleive in your client, UNLESS HE'S MATT... nothing about Dahlia...

...can it change sense I'm with edgeworth now? nah...

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i need to draw Edgeworth wearing it now

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But how could it be Dahlia? Mia put Dahlia in jail.

That second time she was the defendant happened BEFORE the trial where Phoenix was the defendant.

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Hahahaha sorry should have looked at my messages sooner and seen you were going under the impression that Iris is lying about her identity

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And that she is really Dahlia.

But the thing is...being executed in prison...nooooot such an easy thing to come back from.

So why does Iris look so much like her? Hmm. A mystery. :3

one moment let me read

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I was 100% under the impression they were the same person because in the case before with her she had a fake name... If this isn't Dahlia it there is something interesting with magic going on

you have opened up the possibility of it not being dahlia

but the best thing about that picture up there IS THAT I CAN DRAW GUMSHOE NOW WOOO

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Gumshoe: Do you think she feel into the stream and got carried away? Edgeworth: ... Edgeworth: WHY do you have to be such a pessimist, Detective!? IT'

S JUST A THOERY

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:presents Phoenix' profile: Bikini: This man... His face betrays a life of suffering and great weariness of the world. The game acknowledging this is almost scary

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it's so weird that the police investigating doesn't mean that i can't

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Edgeworth: Is this how it is for Wright? Is this what it's like to be a defense attorney? DO YOU FEEL GUILTY YET FOR ALL OF THE PAIN YOU CAUSED US

Edgeworth: ...To be honest, it feels more like it's detrimental to your health it probably is

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So Edgeworth likes the woods it's becoming a reality

I once said that as a joke and it seems to be a running theme now...

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Me: :shows off badge: Gumshoe: It's just so odd, it's like a detective with a license to kill! Edgeworth: Does this little thing old that ominous of a meaning? you have no idea

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Gumshoe: :about Iris: We did a database search on her fingerprints and came up with nothing. uh... okay...

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Edgeworth how are things so EASY for you!? I am so shocked not everybody suffers as much as a defense attorney

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Edgeworth: I could never show my face to Wright is something happened to her. Gumshoe: Aww, it'll be okay This conversation breaks me

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Edgeworth: If you're in jail, you don't have to pay for your own meals you know sir are you advertising prison to gumshoe

I keep not examining things becauseI already have and then i rmember im playing with a different character

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Having deep life conversations with gumshoe

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I need to sleep. This case is far to interesting,

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Iris is already back??? This is never supposed to happen!

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I was confused at first but now i am very happy with playing as Edgeworth

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i am going to sleep

Last Sunday at 3:42 PM

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Playing more. Much better opinion of iris. She just feels a lot more genuine

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The game keeps hinting so hard it wants me to break the locks but I don't think I have the right evidence yet

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Haha iris is also a lesbian

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I found a suspicious price of paper!

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Maybe this will help me with the magmenta!

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It worked!!!

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I broke the locks and regained my hp!

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Larry what are you doing here

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Larry: Look at that bridge up there. This place has to be heaven, because that thing is hell. Larry is great

hehe

Larry: Everybody tried to comfort him, but he would just sit there sobbing. hahahaha.

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you can make a crane now? PROVE IT

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even if that is graffiti I am impressed my Larry's skill

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I broke the locks!!!

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shit now there are 5 locks

Edgeworth: Nooooooooooooo! The best reaction to five locks i have seen yet

to be comintued!

trial start :0

this will be interesting

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I mean you did get a different judge but with how shocking that trial was I am still scared that he might remember you

who is the prosocution

why is the desk empty

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so that means I win

WHAT THE FUCK

franz

OH MY GOD

FRANZ

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE FRANZ

she has her whip again dammit'

Judge: What's that!? A whip!? I'm not sure I care for such a thing in my courtroom! I was waiting so long for a statement like this from the judge

Edgeworth: I have no objection to the whip how dare you

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Edgeworth: The prosecution can wield a whip or drink seventeen cups of coffee. Edgeworth :But there is still only one truth. That is what I stand here to prove today! I love this case so much actually

time to destroy her

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Edgeworth: Is there some sort of "Kick Me" sign stuck to the defense's bench!? THAT IS ACTUALLY A VERY GOOD QUESTION

now that I've pressed on everything i can object

I knew wha tI was supposed to do i just wanted to see all of the dialogue

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Judge: Why am I the only one being whipped here!? Just wait a while she'll hurt somebody else eventually

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but the demon warding thing she stopped wearing it

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ahhhh Franz is saying fool again

i missed her

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does nobody in this game have middle names

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Franz: You've dug your own grave, Miles Edgeworth! Don't worry Edgy this happens a lot

..no franzy i don't want to hang myself..

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bit the autopsy report says she fell after she died

I am on a roll with these objections!!!

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I love that this judge is annoyed but the whip but sadly it's a little too late for me to appreciate it as much as I would've back when I didn't like Franzy all that much

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no it doesn't because Bikini saw the defendant stabbing the victim. If this si the case then Bikini's testimony means nothing and therefor other contradictions mean nothing

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Well if she was pulling it out and not stabbing her that means she might not have stabbed her in the first place!

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how could that blade ever be smoothly drawn out??? It has so many points sticking out of it!

Why did you whip the judge if you wanted me to explain myself???

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franz there is no way in hell anybody could mistake you for weak and frail

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FINALLY THE AMOUNT OF BLOOD IN THE WEAPON MEANS SOMETHING!!!

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Let's see if i can find something as quickly as I did all of the other testimonies. I am very proud of myself.

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don't you dare call Phoenix stupid without him being here to hear it Franz

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Franz: Not only do I carry around a phone, I keep my whip in hand at all times! But what about that one time when you threw it on the ground and then left the country? i guess we're just going to ignore that...

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there are a bunch of little things but I don't really have the evidence to object with

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i don't know if there were tracks because wasn't it really really stormy? Maybe that's it...

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nah

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Ack looking through the evidence, the main thing i keep saying is the time contradictions but ahhh.

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and i can't seem to ask why she went to the main gate

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probably because i already know and forgot

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you can't use a snowmobile on a bridge like that

the bridge would've been on fire at that point right

dammit this timeline sucks

mainly because it hasn't been figured out all the way yet

no objections I've thought of have worked... Maybe this is stupid and I am supposed to press things in a specific order?

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I can't figure it ouuuuutttt

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it's been 30 minuets I have been stuck here

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HOLY SHIT

I FIGURED IT OUT

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WOOOOOOOO

and it has nothing to do with time or weather

then howcome it isn't snowing in the picture and the mobile didn't have any snow on it

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you dare try and trick me into thinking that whether report I was looking over so many times was against me? HAH

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This whether report is on my side and you cannot disprove that Franziska

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YOU'RE CALLING ME THE PERFECTIONIST??? YOU'RE EVEN SAYING THAT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING FRANZ YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS TO SAY THAT

Last Sunday at 7:42 PM

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Back to game after dinner, I got what i needed

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many things are impossible edgeworth

LARRY

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i forgot that Franz has never met Larry before

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savepoint!!

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IRIS WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR FIVE LOCKS

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If Matt has taught us one thing it's that even if there are no locks when they say they didn't kill somebody it doesn't mean they may have caused their death or not

nah Iris isn't evil

hahaha Larry was drawing Franz. I want to see this drawing.

IT SEEMS SHE IS VERY MAD ABOUT THAT

stop hurting larry

this si really funny though hahahaha

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stars that is just it was snowing... you were probably inside... you were painting... this statment is stupid...

thankfully edgy feels the same way

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hahaha. Larry pointed out the contradictions in his own statement. hahaha.

I had no idea Franz and Larry meeting would turn out this great

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this testimony is just so terrible

well let's start with an easy one: Larry saw phoenix

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Edgeworth: And how did the bridge look? Larry: Like it had recovered a piece of my childhood

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Larry no you thought it was cold outside but there was a big fire and you knew that

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the whether data is on MY SIDE i have looked at it for far too long and i will not let that go to waist

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what was the skecth though

hmmm

ya i want to look at the skecth

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that looks pretty cool but who the hell is that flying person

larry your art is great

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what hahahaha

Edgey: ARE Franz: YOU Judge: High! The girl... She's really high up in this picture! Judge should probably not have finished that haha

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but i still have the hooooooddddd

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Larry: Edgey! Today is the day I get to completely stupify you! :O

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amethyst sphere from the staff!!!

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sorry larry haha

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Franz: People cannot fly! I MEAN you were the prosecutor in 2-3 so you should know that is a lie

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but there were bruises all over ms Dea's body because she fell!

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daw

this case is terrifying, interesting, and adorable

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no Franzy it's "Birds of a feather flock together, UNTIL THE CAT COMES" back to the last savepoint

IT'S A WARNING TO FAIR WHETHER FRIENDS NOT A STATEMENT ON HOW COMPLEMENTARY PEOPLE ARE

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I got it btw. haha.

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Well in order to transport somebody that fast you need to have either -flew or -rode a snowmobile

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I wiiiiinnnnn

SORRY FRANZ

stop hurting larry for what edgeworth did

I'm Phoenix again!!!

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goodbye Edgeworth!

HEY PHOENIX you have a cold maybe you should wear that mask thing again like you did back when you were a ver young feenie

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examining everything because I need a quick moment to get used to phoenix again

hey larry! I found you!

oh hey franz is still here! I did not expect that

FRANZ PHOENIX IS SICK GIVE HIM A FEW MOMENTS TO PROCESS THINGS

Larry: Franzy! You can't do that! Larry is using all of the nicknames I use he is now the best

NOW

nickname buds

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no franz it's beating a dead horse.

franz why are you hanging around Larry still anyways hahahaha

I DID NOT EXPECT THEM TO INTEREACT, AND EVEN LESS FOR IT TO BE THIS GREAT

and I'm left with Franzy. Hello!

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game just reminded me of the confused people who payed this game before the others. it should be a requirement not a guideline to play the others before this one.

she said little brother and then i remembered she is talking about edgeworth he's still like 6 years older than her though

Phoenix: She's so openly hostile that it's almost kinda cute. RIGHT???

Alright fine you can whip me for that comment BUT YOU ARE ADORABLE

another refference to pheenie

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well i guess i can't resent her anything. I guess i should move on

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*present

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but i can examine things and she'll respond

she is such a child hahaha

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Phoenix: Oh, wow. Is that an inkling of human kindness i sense? I remember hearing somewhere that Phoenix' japanese name roughly translates to "Oh, I see". which is great.

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well now i think im done with franzy. Time to move on

hello bikini! do you know anything about flying people

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no you didn't lie.

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oh come on, now you are lying!

there are so many locks!

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:shows picture of Franziska: Bikini: You certainly have some unusual friends, Don't you Mr.Wright! Ho ho ho! Not exactly sure if she counts as a friend or not but even if not that statement holds up pretty well

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Bikini: :something about whipping people a lot being bad form: Phoenix: Do you think you could go drill that into her head for me...? Please? PLEASE?

think im done with bikini, don't think i can break her locks right now

Phoenix, will you notice the latter?

no? Okay

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somebody is yelling something!

GUMSHOE :D

HE FINISHED THE BRIDGE

HE FINISHED IT

FRANZ FOUND GUMSHOE

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Franz: I will personally guide you through your investigation! So you will follow me! whaaaaaaaaaat are you helping me or something

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or follow me around that words

I mean nobody else is following me around sense Maya is gone and Pearl is gone so

PEARL HOW THE HELL WERE YOU STUCK HERE

But pearl what about Maya!

haha Franz gets to talk with Pearl

aw she is being nice to her

THIS IS SO GREAT

don't worry Franz. If you want to be friends with pearl you are going to have to get used to this

Don't run off Pearl!!! We just found you D:

FRANZ YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE OF HOW PEARL JUST KILLED YOU RIGHT THERE

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Franz: Do you think this is how many siblings the head nun has where did that question come from

FRANZ IS BEING GREAT

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...that look looks like a psyche lock...

Franz could you like whip it open or something

how did that brown stuff get on it?!?

to be honest i hate gravy

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE GODOT

Franz and Godot are intereacting let's see how this ends

how dare you Franz is the best

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oh so... he can see...? No there is something even more stupid about it.

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Godot: My eyesight is pretty messed up FINALLY HE SAYS IT NOW I CAN STOP PRETENDING I DON'T KNOW

How the hell would I know???

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just intuited it?

picked it up somewhere?

Dunno

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I accidently read something about it when scrooling through zarla's fanfics

I was trying to find a specific story and saw a discription for one on accident

and i figured out what godot's eyes are probably messed up and i wasn't supposed to know that, and the game kept hinting at it

so I was just kinda pretending I didn't know

Mia's death wasn't my fault >:( I'm pretty sure that is who you are talking about!

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ya he was talking about mia

hey uh Pearly can you come back pls Godot is being mean and I would like to hide behind Mia to help me on this

though this place is magic so

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Franz: You should chose your friends more carefully I DIDN'T CHOSE HIM HE JUST STARTED STALKING ME ONE DAY

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it's something you can kinda suss out about him pretty quick if you think about it.  They are more explicit about it in the final case, but in the restaurant case, they have that whole clue that revolves about Godot missing a ketchup stain on maggey's apron.

cause he can't see red when its on white, presumably because his visor makes him see everything in shades of red

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^ ya. I was pretending it wasn't true and then the game was like "HEY HE COULDN'T SEE THE GIANT STAIN" and I was mad.

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and from there you can at least GUESS that he wouldn't wear such a bulky thing that limits his ability to perceive colors properly if he didn't NEED it to see.

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Franz: Don't open it! Phoenix: Aw Franz: :opens it:

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hahaha Phoenix: Hey you just told me not to open it! Why did you? Franz: Prosecutors can do anything Phoenix: Ya, you can do anything... except stand up to a 9-year-old...

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hey gumshoe! Some mean person what telling me I'm a murderer again :glares at Franziska:

Gumshoe: Don't whip me like that! Franziska: It was merely a simple greeting. A friendly tap on the shoulder... with my whip

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Gumshoe: I'm not tellin' you! I'm asking you Me: So that means I can go in? Franzy: So... shall we adjourn to this garden? Franziska is being awesome

Maya's name seems to have been written on blood again

See I have special premission to go anywhere I want to because Franz is with me

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Gumshoe: Just don't be expecting any good news when you talk to him Assuming I ever expect good news

great so Maya's name is not only writeen in blood it's written in the victims blood AGAIN

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game wants tme to go back to bikini but I wanna seek otu asmuch dialogue in this game as I can because Franz following me is the best

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hahha I forgot how much fun having her as an assistant is. I also forgot just how much of this case she's in.

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:0 She's it it more?!!? YAY :D iris!!!

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no Edgeworth I am coming with you because I want to do it and so i am

dammit

...dammit.... I wanna go see Maya though...

Franziska is still being awesome

hello bikini! Please tell me stuff because I need more info

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Franz you're blue too

Bikini you are great

now the game wants me to break the locks so i guess i will

i wanna examine stuff first though

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alright im done examinging

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i really don't think ic an break these locks

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oh hey i broke the first one!

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gah im stuck

i don't have evidence yeeeeeeet

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the hanging scroll worked???

ALL 5 OF THEM BROKE!

wait what does that mean!?!??!

what the hell?!?!

why did she have to die dammit!

earthquake >:(

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DAMMIT

OH YA EDGY

I was judging you at first pehone because Maya be dead and then i remembered Edgy's FEAR OF EARTHQUAKES

THERE YOU ARE EDGEY

DAMMIT

EDGEWORTH DO NOT BE UPSET NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE UPSET

IRIS WHAT THE HELL

Edgey it isn't your fault >:(

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5 LOCKS FOR A DOOR

DAMMIT

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ALRIGHT FINE I'LL SAVE I WANT ANSWERS THOUGH

Edgeworrrrtthhhhhh stop being mean to yourself

FINALLY FRANZY WHIPS HIM

please don't dissapear like everybody else now

no franzy i am going to solve the puzzle. You don't even know what a Phsyche lock is!

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Phoenix: About a day!? only a day?!

oh thank god it's only 3 locks not 5

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wait we're more than halfway through???

to the garden to meet up with edgeworth hopefully

yay! Edgeworth didn't run off or die like everybody else

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stop being sad edgy

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thank you phoenix for trying to cheer him up

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I've examined everything and talked to him about everything, I think i can go look other places now

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I FOUND PEARL :D

AND LARRY

I WANNA SEE THIS PICTURE

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I can draw and I think it looks awesome

!

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Pearly your opinion and what you matter do your age doesn't matter to it's value NOW TELL ME

5 locks??

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they're in a weird place...

hmm...

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I broke a lock!

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i give up :(

oh hey Bikini, why are you freaking out?

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"Somebody is trying to destroy the Kurain Tradition's main family line" shiiiiitttt

I just remembered Morgan exists >:(

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DL-6 is brought up!

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well the police shouldn't have blamed it on misty anyways. It's Gregory's fault.

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oh so Morgan is actually being mentioned

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what about Iris!?!

tf??? What about pearl??? What???

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hahah SUDDENLY YOU REALIZE 2-2 IS RELEVANT TO THIS CASE

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THREE

Bikini: Yes, Iris, her twin sister, and Mystic Pearl DAHLIA YOU SUCK

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OFF TO TELL EVERYBODY WHO MIGHT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT

ALSO

PEARL AND DAHLIA MIGHT BE SISTERS!?!?!

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Half sisters!

Pearl would have literally no idea she existed.

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WAIT SHIT

well that is good

more stuff is being figured out

this case is terrifying, interesting, and adorable still.

dammit pearls and larry have left >:(

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GREAT SO THERE WERE TWO IRIS LOOKING FIGURES TO MAYBE DAHLIA IS STILL ALIVE

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lets see if i can break Iris' locks with this new info

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i'm sad i give up

nothing in my inventory worked for the last one

but now i know i have two more profiles

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HEY EDGEWORTH DID YOU KNOW IRIS HAS A TWIN SISTER

Phoenix: Hey, Edgeworth. Phoenix: Did you know Iris had a twin sister...? HOW THAT IS THE SAME EXACT THING I SAID

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No, I’m going to throw you a bone here; Dahlia is NOT alive. Of that you can be sure.

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OH so Edgeworth knows about Pheenie hahaha

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Mia saw to that by getting her convicted of murder.

AND YET...can she still have some direct affect on this case?  Mysterious...

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oh YAAAAAAY

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there are spirit mediums all over the place. She is a demon. Maybe somebody didn't ward off the demons well enough. I know a few powerful ones there that didn't have their hood on. oh course Edgeworth doesn't like Misty.

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now that I have Dahlia's prfile, maybe now I can break Iris' locks?

nah i had an idea to go and show bikini her profile

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nvm then

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yess Dahlia's profile worked

the locks broke!

Dahlia always does the evil thing not the right thing

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To Pearl!

Where's Pearl!

Didn't find Pearl but I found: Gumshoe!

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dammit i forgot about Godot!

BURT HMMM

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what i can see of this letter is very important and i will show it off to whoever i think is worthy

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Chickens are good though

woooo i get the medal detector again!

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we had this kind of thing in 2-4! nice I get to use it again

I JUST WANTED TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE LADDER FOR ONCE I WAS SO TIRED OF EVERYBODY IGNORING IT

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Now it's time for: Deep life conversations with Gumshoe, Part 2

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oops o found the thing. I wanted to look at all of the opinional dialogue though!

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ty gumshoe oyu are a very good friend

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Pearl and Larry are back!

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also: Pearl is bad at reading, so somebody READ IT TO HER. SOMEBODY WAS OFFERING TO READ IT TO HER. HMMMMMM

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nah whatever

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that was dumb

i am dumb but remember I have never played this game before so my actions look even more stupid to you

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i broke the locks!

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ya well your mother kinda sucks. Sorry.

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i forgot about Godot dammit

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im sorry you are mad godot. You are very sad man. Please stop being mean to me.

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well i need to sleep it's 1:00

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This is terrifying because Morgan cares and is a killer and is using pear to do that and Godot is terrifying and i feel really bad for him and i feel bad for so many people

it is interesting because dammit this story is very great. Soooo many things

and it has some adorable moments so that makes it even better

Last Monday at 10:17 AM

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Playing more while I eat

Hello pearl!

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Why the project's office??

Stupid kindle

Oh hey edgy!!

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I KNEW IT would switch to godot but hearing it being said makes me scared

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Edgeworth: fight like there is no tomarrow! - assuming I ever believe there is

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Edgy is being a good and supportive friend.

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We also might learn the mystery of godot. Which will probably make me cry.

Oh look the normal judge is back

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As they're brothers

*aw

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Godot theme

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You better apologize to me

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Well this confession will help me figure out what happened so thank you iris!

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Bullshit iris. Maya was channeling an evil someone. Even if you did see Maya it wasn't her

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Ya but also that person was misty and wouldn't hurt Maya

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More of Morgans kids think we're dating.

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The staff is a sword

Dagger wasn't there but staff is sword

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Hey that worked!

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Yay I got the the point where I can reveal me dea is misty

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Hahaha oh sorry, I thought you were far enough to have worked it out for sure.

Well, but you have to know by now why he wouldn’t see the writing?

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It's fine. And ya I'm into another testimony from Maya

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I'm trying to stop liking him as much as this goes on but I feel sad

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Yes Maya I do know now. That doesn't mean I'm happy about it.

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In taking a break but it looks like we are about to head his dad backstory :(

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SAD

stupid kindle

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Back. Time to listen to sad story

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He was the guy who was poisoned?!?

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Yep.

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All of this because he had a grudge against Dahlia, and a completely misguided one against Phoenix

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Back again. Today sucks

GREAT SO SAY

GREAT SO DAHLIA CAUSED ANOTHER GUYS MYSERY

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Sorry I ended up leaving randomly so often...

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Aaaaand I have to leave again

Last Monday at 8:30 PM

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...back...

I'm playing more again. Almost two hours ago you though i fished

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Maya it poking holes in my theory but I am not worried

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Like I alright deducted it was behind his mask

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I still feed and for him...

FEEL BAD

STUPID KINDLE

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Only one who defeated me in the courtroom was edgeworth and even then I LET him win

Blood!!!

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somebody call an a!violence or something!!!!

Okay sure but we really need to call somebody

This is terribly sad

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What could she have done in the feenie  case?!?

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Whaaaat he was saying iris for most of that

*dating

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Aww this is adorable

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Aww godot actually handed Phoenix the coffee instead of throwing it at him this time

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FRAAAANZYYYYYY I forgot about her!!!

And edgeworth!

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Larry!!! You are part of the family too!!get in the group h ug!

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Being strong for the 9 year old who destroyed you of course

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Gumshoe!!! You are also in the family

LARRY YOU ARE COMING WITH US

And sure maggey can be in the family

Q:

[takran]

I got tagged by @mauthegrim for some character listing!

Rules: Tell me your favorite character from 10 fictional works (shows, movies, novels, etc.) and tag 10 people!

Being the dork I am, I can’t pick just ten characters, so these will be the first ten(ish) that I think of that I adore. These will be in no particular order and grouped by series. I’m gonna free type and probably break all the rules.

1. Kvothe And Elodin (Kingkiller Chronicles) - My favorite prodigal magician shithead snark-face bard who embellishes his own already over the top life story, and his slightly insane teacher. What more needs be said?

2 Death and Samuel Vimes (Discworld) - The anthropomorphic personification of death who just wants to hang out and have a life and possibly a kitten, and the edgy cop that walks the line between cynicism and idealism in a world full of nonsensical magic. They’re both phenomenal.

3. Jasnah and Shallan (Stormlight Archive) - Every chapter involving these two are a promise of top grade scholarly snark. Simply the best.

4. Pretty much everybody from Avatar and Legend of Korra, but I guess Zuko and Korra and Toph and Sokka and stop me before I list the whole cast - Too much to say here, too many good characters. Just watch it!

5. Everybody in The Crew (Evolve) - Good lord these characters are amazing. They’re funny, tragic, deep, diverse, and break almost every common trope while still satisfying some really good archetypes. They’re all dialogue based, so most people missed their story which is a real shame. If I had to pick particulars, I’d say Kala, Lennox, Crow, Slim, Cabot, Abe, Bucket, Hyde, Maggie and Markov are all great. That really didn’t narrow it down.

6. Edgeworth and Gumeshoe (Phoenix Wright) - Lawyer and Detective, Clever and Doofy, Edgy Snark and Honest Snark. Good characters.

7. Nicodemus Archleone and The Naagloshii (Dresden Files) - Good villains. Really good villains. and by that I mean bad villains. Really bad villains. The best worst villains. I can’t spoil these monsters for those who haven’t read them yet.

8. Bartimaeus (From the Bartimaeus series) - A shapeshifting genie with an attitude like deadpool. Everybody wins.

9. Deadpool (Deadpool) - Who needs a fourth wall? Or a spleen?

10. Saitama and Mumen Rider (one punch man) - Superman if superman was a good character and a cinnamon roll in human form.

Honorable mentions because I can’t follow rules because I love too many characters:

11. The Knights of Gwyn and Lady Maria (Dark souls and Bloodborne) - badasses in a desolate world always make for the coolest characters.

12. Beast Boy (Teen Titans) - I have a thing for shapeshifters, and I have a thing for goofball characters. Haven’t thought about him much since the god awful reboot, but damn the original was great.

13. Everybody from W.I.T.C.H. - Fine, I admit it, I love this girly show, but the characters are wonderful. Shut up.

14. Wind and Cloud (Storm Warriors) - *breathless uncontrolled laughing and tears of indefinite inner turmoil*

15. Selene and David (Underworld) - The result of B-movie horror/action characters getting shockingly good character development.

16. Hiro (Digimon world) - “Hey man I haven’t seen you in a while, what’ve you been up to?” “ah nothing man, just spent the last seventeen thousand years locked in mortal combat with an endless legion of giant cyborg dinosaurs in a silent hill like nightmare realm that opened up on the threshold between my bedroom and bathroom. You know. Fucking casual”

17. Sabraiel (The Abhorsen Trilogy) - Super rad necromancer lady. I haven’t read the series in ages, but she left a strong lasting impression.

since @sakinthra is at work, I will beat her to tagging @batrabies and @inkarsterated. also @deer-of-the-forest if you’re interested!

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3-4 Reaction

Rules:

Q = Me, Quonit.

BF = Bardic Feline, the friend that made me spend 30 dollars on the game and whom I am messaging

I don’t use those when I send the messages close enough my username doesn’t appear.

Any typos (unless they are funny and part of the conversation) will be fixed.

Index

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Turnabout beginnings? But this is like the middle of the game

old video

Q: people

oh boy

gun?

gun

splash

phoenix?

:0

Mia

this looks cool

daw

Q: well that sounds like a really hard time

so we're having another flashback one?

TRUST YOUR CLIENT MIA

tf

who

what

looks kinda like godot

but red and doesn't have his cool goggles

well it's cool this guy is complimenting me

great who's gonna be the prosecutor

Q: wait wait one moment

okay hi judge person

what

what is that

is that edgy?

what

ya that is edgy

what

hmm

well then

Q: i uh

accept this

Mia: Come on you can't loose to somebody younger than you! I mean... sure

aw dammit

so edgy had a perfect track record up until phoenix so that means I loose

but i like my client

edgy your a young people

oh uh

hi gumshoe in a white overcoat

i refuse to lose dammit

Q: I REFUSE TO ACCEPT WHAT IS PROBABLY REALITY

i need to sleep. Those messages look weird because my internet disconnected for an hour

Q: Been playing more and the Godot guy mentioned teaQ: Now he is talking about coffeeQ: Apparently Mia learnt her job by watching YouTube tutorials

Also this younger edgy is kinda adorable

Q: Edgy don't manipulate the witnesses

Q: HEY I LOOKED AT THE EVIDENCE AND I SAW DAHLIA'S NAME

Q: That Armando guy did the ha thing godot does

Q: Ma’s first objection

Q: probably godot told me to walk into a trap and I thought to myself "WALKING INTO AN EDGEWORTH TRAP IS TRYING TO PROVE THE FIRST CONTRADICTION YOU see is WORTH SOMETHING" and now I'm thinking of people who didn't play the earlier games

BF: hahaha. there is a reason why it is generally recommended you play the original trilogy in order.

BF: You can mostly play game 4 without having played the original trilogy, as it was at least intended to be a fresh start with a fresh cast.  there's like...4 returning characters, total, and 2 of them really only have cameos.  One of them arguably takes over the entire dang game, but that's another matter. The important point is that you can still follow the plot of the game without being lost, but you WILL appreciate it more if you are familiar with the original games.

BF: 5, which came out a good while after 4, is even more of an attempt at a soft reboot; totally designed to be picked up by newcomers. (and it's also rather infamously hand-holdy) BUT it still has returning trilogy characters and lots of allusions that older players will appreciate.

BF: So far from what I've played of it, 6 is kind of the same way, which doesn't make it a bad game, but it is a little frustrating that we've yet to have any tight, multi-game plots like we saw in the original trilogy

Q: Interesting. I still plan to buy them (and that ghost trick game you reccomended).

Q: Do you think they will ever try again on it?

like you said game 4 tried hard to do what 3 did but I mean across games

Q: Playing a bit of the game: Mia flocked her hair and it was adorable

Q: Muddy scarf

Q: Younger edgy you are small and young and are younger than Mia so stop with the insults about Mia being a noob

Q: I bet this witness is Dahlia

Q: I KNEW IT WAS HER

Dammit

Q: Bullshit, not only am I not going to be careful with her I will try my best to rip her arms off

Q: OH SO SHE HAS fake names now

Q: All of that testimony is easy to see through horse crap. I hate this girl.Q: Playing more, just continuing to find any way to make her suffer

Q: You are a liar and should for

Q: Mr young person it is still important and you should stop trying to move it aside

Q: If she wasn't at the car how did she take a picture of it

Q: I'm going to assume the camera is waterproof

Q: Did I kill her because that would be great

Q: SaveQ: Nah I still hate Dahlia

Q: Dahlia isn't innocent guys

Last Saturday at 8:09 PM

Q: took a long break and i am playing more

but on my computer this time so that means more messages

wait how the hell do you know this She was listening I know >:(

Q: heeeyyyy it worked! Though for different reasons!!!

Q: WAIT NO I WAS RIGHT

FOR THE REASONS I HAD

eh even though he is a little stink i do believe young edgeworth didn't show her that.

Q: The scarf is bluuuueeee

or what is it like edgy's jacket being red it isn't bit everybody says it is because they are blind

Mia: I'm sure people would disagree about what to call this color. However! HEY BUT THIS TIME A CHARACTER IN THE GAME GETS IT!!!

Q: I mean the third person who knew about it was dahlia but i don't know if the characters understand that yet so im struggling on which profile to present

Q :yaaaay i was right is presenting dahlia's profile

Q: young edgeworth you little stink

Q: Im not insian mr YOU'RE JUST ME

Q: AN

Q: thank you crazy coffee addict

THE DEFENSE IS NEVER IN A TOUGH SPOT, WE REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS.

Q: So many people have told me how great the fiction I made up is whenever im close to the truth

Q: you can't have been pushed off from behind that is stupid

Q: SMILE WHEN IN PAIN

Q: hahaha finally we take a stab at him for being young

SEE I CAN DO IT TOO

Q:

Edgewroth: Do you really think a 14-year-old is capable of such a demonic plan!? YES??? DOES THIS QUESTION NEED TO BE ASKED

Mia: This woman IS a demon ^^^

Q: Dahlia being evilQ: thank you mr.probably godot. I was waiting for you to motivate MiaQ: FUCKING NECKLACE

SHIT THAT IS BLOOD

THIS IS TERRIFYING

WELL THE DEFENDANT IS DEAD

FUCK YOU DAHLIA

FUCKING

I HATE HER

AND I HATE HER EVEN MORE THAN I DID AFTER THAT SECOND ONE

Q: ITS THE GODOT THEME YA THIS IS HIM

WELL THE MUG IS BROKEN

AND OH YA PHOENIX WAS READING ABOUT ALL OF THAT