#i think im pretty funny so yknow whatever

[its-a-snowpoff]

happy pride everyone

[literallysatanofficial]

well dennis losing the titty poll made me watch all the way up to mac and dennis move to the suburbs, i didn't mean to binge that much at once but honestly kinda hate most of 11 anyway so i had to keep going,,,

[wafywaify]

im so tired but i want to get this out before i forget. this might end up uncomprehensible byt whatever. anyways.

shen qingqiu. shizun. shen yuan, right? that guy. for some reason i have this really strange itch that just- a singer shen yuan au would cure. like im thinking barbie princess and the pauper type singer au. like he was transmigrated a bit after uh binghes blakening ig. maybe he just got out of the abyss, right? on his way to go torture his shizun and all that gof stuff.

shen yuan was just placed into this npc type guy, not relevant to the plot really. maybe hes a brother to uh one of bingges future wife? but anyways, his family's pretty poor so they do all they can to make a few extra coins. he finds out he has a pretty nice voice from um, singing his little sister to sleep? something sweet like that. his family urges him to give it a try, telling him everyone would love his voice. after getting over his embarrassment, he gives it a shot. I imagine he like tries to remember certain songs from yknow. barbie.. barbie songs. i love Barbie.

and hes all like "well no ones gonna recognize it ill just say i wrote it its fineeee" and then that kind of backfires on him when airplane stumbles upon a random dude singing "i need to know" from the hit barbie movie babrie as the island princess. (im just like you, youre just like me!!) actually it'd be funny if he only sung barbie songs. like theyre just melted into his brain after all the times his little sister had forced him to watch them with her. anyways, they hit it off.. in more ways then one. that sounds like a sex joke, its not. im implying he beat bro up. pidw author and all.

anways uh maybe airplane like helps him out and like they get shen yuan to start performing for like important things. idk. uh. good entertainment for the richer ppl yknow. hes become pretty popular now. its hard to book him, with all the requests hes getting now. now this is where bingge comes in. bro needs a performer for an upcoming.. wedding? i guess? he needs to entertain guests so he books the most popular guy right? shen yuan, upon realizing binghe, the heavenly demon emperor, wants to hire him, absolutely freaks out.

he doesnt want anything to do with the protagonist!! he was living a pretty good life!! and every man that comes into contact with binghe either ends in a gruesome death or are thrown into cellars! thats just how pidw was written!! so obviously, the best course of action is to ignore it! ignore everything! uhhh.. bad idea, really. he basically just sends a letter back saying "haha sorry cant, busy!!!"

and binghe.. binghe does not take that all too well. who would've thought. not shen yuan. who dared ignore the literal emperor!? conqueror of realms??!! and so, he sets out to go see for himself how "busy" this lowly singer is!! que dramatic scene where binghe walks into a pub and theres like at least 50 or so people crowded to the back. hes confused at first, before he hears this almost angelic voice. it seems to wash over the entire pub, entrancing its residents. like a siren calling out.

there isnt exactly a "stage" in this pub, so he cant really see whos singing. he quickly makes his way towards the crowd and pushed his way through. after the people realize who he is, its easy enough. his eyes land on one of the most beautiful humans he's ever seen. his eyes are almost crystal clear in this lighting. a warmish brown, almost orange. his auburn brown hair is fully down, embellished with golden jewels and hair tinsel. a strange look.. but it works on him. and his skin..

before he can ogle anymore, the angelic mans voice tapers off, leaving the crowd disappointed. binghe looks up to see the other staring at him, eyes wide.

might continue this tmr or like fix it up a bit.. but yeah.. singer shen yuan save me.. please i need him so badly. also i love fics that have bingge and shen yuan bickering theyre always so good. i love them being silly in strange ways. part 2!!!

[vypridae]

oohhh *puts a curse on you to make you have more ideas and motivation* ooh!!!

anyway.... brokerdoll hcs GO!

velvette is so downbad for carmilla its INSANE.

shes actually downbad for pretty much any woman older than her (she has mommy issues and vox LOVES to make fun of her 4 it)

carmilla is insanely romantical w vel. vel will send a msg to carmilla being like "date night saturday, ur place" and when velvette walks in its full on candlelit dinner & in her best outfit ever with her hair tied up SO pretty (velvette has a gay panic)

velvette is TRYING to act like a mother 4 odette and clara but is legit failing so hard. "how do you do, fellow kids?!" "wtf"

yknow that one meme where its like "came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat" yeah thats carmilla n vel (velvettes the cat)

respectless is just velvette confessing her luv to carmilla

i think your curse worked because at the time of writing this i just made a post about staticmoth hcs anyway. YES TO ALL OF THESE !!!!!

vox 100% teases velvette for her taste in women and actually he keeps asking how shits going with carmilla because he wants more material to tease velvette over

ALSO I LOVE THAT WE ALL JUST DECIDED CARMILLA IS A ROMANTIC WITH VELVETTE LIKE ACTUALLY IM OBSESSED . shes wearing a really pretty black dress and her hair is up in a bun with a braided crown or something pretty like that and she gestures to the table (that she set with like red, pink and black roses) and it smells like whatever velvette's favorite scent is (methinks cherries or strawberries) and she's standing by the table gesturing to the chair like "come sit down my love" and velvette almost actually faints on the spot

VELVETTE TRYING AND FAILING TO BE A MOTHER TO ODETTE ADN CLARA IS ACTUALLY SO FUCKING FUNNY HELLO . she's trying her best give her a break </3

ALSO THE CAT MEME . I SHOULD REDRAW THAT AS BROKERDOLL CUZ ACTUALLY YES TAHTS SO REAL ACTUALLY

[dystopyx-blog]

TWST as Sanders Sides incorrect quotes

I switched around different options for Roman cuz im still unsure–I tried Vil, Sebek, and Cater. I think also Kalim could easily switch with Ortho, especially cuz how Patton is with Virgil

I just copied literally everything from this comp lol so it's pretty lengthy thus imma add a

Azul: as they say in theater, Fracture a femur

Idia: what?

Azul: the actual saying is "break a leg," buy I improved it.

Idia: I hate both of those equally.

~

Vil: should go towards reaching some sort of peak!

MC: some sort of beak...

Vil: what? No.

MC: OH, like climbing a tall tree all the way up to a bird's nest, birds have beaks, and from there I will be able to take flight.

Vil: ... you know what? Sure. You took the long way around but we got there.

~

Jamil: Guilty as charged–

Idia: hi, hello, what do you want?

Jamil: *sassy lip smack* thank you, Idia, I love how you just ruined my dramatic introduction. Mwah mwah, so good.

Idia: well your face ruined my day, so we'll call it even.

~

Kalim: I don't want to make you think you're some...

Sebek: Stupid, dirty, rotten, filthy, silly, Billy, no good for nothing, white, rat, scoundrel bitch.

Kalim: okay, thank you, Sebek, for your help.

Sebek: you're welcome.

~

MC: honestly I'm good,,, fam

Kalim: now don't you go shortening the word family by cutting out my three favorite letters: I-L-Y.

~

MC: sounds like he's against [some twst equivalent of nazis??? Ig??? Idk????], so... why not hear him out, yknow?

Idia: that cannot be where the bar is.

~

Azul: I've taken this form because I didn't want to be too... invasive.

Vil: you very much did not succeed.

~

Cater: two tickets to Surprise City, you and me, right? I get the window seat.

~

Idia: did I screw everything up?

Vil: no, I threw out your vote so you couldn't do that.

~

Jamil: why would that be wrong?

Kalim: because MC gave their word. But you wouldn't know anything about words, would ya mister?

Jamil: I don't know what you mean.

Kalim: giving your word is an act of honesty between–

Jamil: what, I can't understand you, I don't know anything about words

Kalim: okay, alright, we've got a smart Alec over here, huh?

~

Vil: I would appreciate it if you didn't talk about me behind my back.

Azul: oh, I wouldn't talk about you behind your back. You would still hear everything I was saying. I would talk about you in another room.

Vil: ... fair enough.

~

Idia: I'm too emotionally unstable for jury duty, can I be excused?

~

Cater: why didn't they just talk to us! ... More.

~

MC: You're the boss, hoss.

Sebek: what does that mean? I'm not hoss. I'm Sebek.

~

Idia: I never thought I would be able to say this without sounding like a hypocrite, but you are a huge nerd.

(Yes ik that was a Logan ergo Azul line but this is myyyyyyy incorrect quotes post)

~

Jamil: does everyone understand their parts?

Cater: um, I broke my gavel

Jamil: I don't care–Wonderful.

~

Idia: are you actually asking me that question?… I’m genuinely asking because I-I can’t tell. D-do you want me to—I can count them out—

Azul: no—

Idia: 7,430

Azul: no, no, no—

Idia: you’re just so literal, I-I don’t—

~

Cater: BOOOOO

MC: you don’t want me to live a long healthy life?

Cater: I mean like sure, whatever, but, like, why? What is it all for?

~

Idia: objection, judges don’t object

Jamil: objection, neither can the jury.

Cater: Well that settles it. MC is guilty.

Idia: wh-wh—the jury decides if he’s guilty—what am I doing, I don’t care. ~

MC: you okay buddy? You look real sad in this photo I just took. ~

“why have a ballroom with no balls?”

Floyd: *snicker*

MC: no, no, I’m an adult, so that’s not funny.

~

Kalim: you woke up at 6am dull to go get it!

MC: 6am dull, do you mean sharp?

Kalim: no, that’s really early for you. So you weren’t able to get out of bed until like…. 6:08?

~

Cater: that sucks, what does the judge even do?

Kalim: *double thumbs up* his best!

~

MC: why is the saying “karma’s a bitch”? Why can’t it be… karma is a very fair person.

Cater: uh, why does their complexion matter?

~

Azul: maybe it’s time that we take a look at the bigger picture here.

MC: *sigh* … *points to picture on ramshackle wall* you talking about that picture?

Azul: yes, I still don’t quite understand it.

MC: I just liked it, Azul, I don’t know why you’re so confused by it, this is like the seventh time you’ve asked about it.

Azul: Nevermind, it doesn’t matter. Now that we’ve looked at that, let’s return to the task at hand.

~

Cater: okay, time out for thee, and time out for thee, focus on issues, or focus on me.

~

Jamil: Ooh, said with the confidence of a man who has his hand stuck in the cookie jar. In a cookie factory. And his pants are down. And they’re on fire.

MC: We get it.

~

MC: you’re right you’re right you’re right you’re right you’re right

Azul: well now you’re just pandering to my fondness for being told that I’m right.

MC: you’re right!

~

Kalim: I just think we should all just try to relax.

Idia: …. You do realize who you’re talking to, right?

~

Azul: of course you and I have our differences. We disagree on many things.

Cater: ehhhhhhh, understatement much?

Azul: wow.

~

Kalim: sometimes… it’s just this *holds up hand in an o shape*

Cater: a bagel.

Kalim: what? No. Maybe. No, nothing, it’s nothing.

Cater: aawwww

I'll be sure to collect more next time I binge sanders sides lol

[fictionfixations]

tropical . uh. whatever the name was i forgot already

look i just remember it as lost in the book with stitch or something

um spoilers for that (im finally going through it LOL in the hours before 2.3 hsr update)

oh my god a dog ... i forget azul and floyd (and jade too but hes not here) would be so new to shit here that theyd not know what things looked like cause. tHEyRE NOT LANd PEOPLE

reminds me of. my mom told me a story of when she heard about hot dogs. and she thought they were made from actual dogs 😭

(i dont even know why theyre called hot dogs ngl)

holy shit

fheusidhf

that was so loud on my end i-

yknow it makes sense why they're the two 5 stars of this event

this event is so fucking funny

azuls just like: WHAT.

everyone: if stitch is that dangerous, then... (just being cautious in general)

meanwhile floyd: AYOOO

(lilia's in a separate category of 'if its cute, then i dont care what it does!')

sorry does. in the battle does it just THROW SHARKS AT YOU? am i seeing shit?!

wait no?? what the fuck is it throwing im so confused

in all honesty i have all the cards i wanted (well i kinda wanted silver's halloween card cause i liked how pretty it looked, but honestly im fine with what i have) so unless theres a new event on jp server that brings into existence a card i really want i have no reason to be careful about what i pull for anymore (or save up for) (honestly my wishlist just contained right general lilia, tropical wear riddle, and then halloween silver but im fine with the 2/3)

so when it comes around im prob gonna be using all my pulls for tropical wear floyd cause i think he duo magics with riddle (ill double check it but i think rn its on lilia's)

ah..

oh my god stitch i love you so much you precious basbya dhwsauiydhaws (i think i have a disc of the movie that has stitch [cant remember the name] but i honestly dont remember what happens at all)

like listen i wasnt sold but d'aww bABYyy

azul looks so disgruntled oh my god

on the bright side at least we know that if a fae loses their magic they dont immediately die?? (unless this world is some magic bullshit that since its not permanent doesnt affect him)

[soulsilvers]

Whatever MayLeaf going on and divorced Yuri KrisLeaf co-existence...any thoughts

leafkris divorce is so funny to me i need it to be real. well not divorce in the complete literal sense but yknow. how their rosy teen romance turned sour i have yet to think, but lets just say their goals became way too different and leaf is just too meatheaded for kris to handle. leaf when she would get matching tattoos with you and then ghost you in favour of another fuckass journey 💔💔💔 may is still the "straight man" to leaf, but to a healthier degree and they are certainly on a better wavelength with each other and stuff? i have many dynamics running in my head im just too tired rn to properly articulate

like the ultimate good ending would be that leaf, may, misty and kris all four of them become a group of four stronger than diamond. we'll see about that, i think that protags are pretty much drawn to each other by a mysterious force of some kind and keep in contact through group therapy sessions through many epic awesome fun activities :-) so kris and leaf are still going to encounter each other wherever they go lmao lets get messy

[kaigachuu]

I'll share my opinion with you for a minute because nobody else will hear me out on this one like you might...

Kaigaku is well written in terms of him being selfish and greedy, which really helps represent true villainy. He's not my favorite, but I can still say he's a pretty decent villain.

(still don't like him for hurting my boy gyomei but again, he's a villain)

im hearing and im loving any kaigaku content ever

his character is really well written and while im not gonna try to make you like the guy, im gonna ramble because i felt like it and you dont need to read it lol

its easy for me to like the guy becasue i like the ones with the tragic backstory i guess i dunno how to explain it. i like zenitsu and sanemi too that might be it. i think its funny that he fucked up not one, but two characters lives heheh... im not defending him and his actions but he did it all for survival yknow?? let the demon at gyomei an the kids so he could live, became a demon so he could live longer, did whatever he could for survival. kokushibo was gonna kill him if he didnt accept that offer, and he probably learned to only fend for himself becasue he grew up how he did. probably nobody stood up for him before and he just had to like. do it himself

[pumpkinsy0]

HAPPY THANKSGIVING PUMPKINSY0!!!💌

In honor of the THANKSGIVING DAY!!

🛸💌🍙💭🤍🦭🐑🐚☘🍚🍥🥛⛰⛩☃🎲♟☂

How about headconnons....

Of the whole gang + the Shepards & Buck celebrating Thanksgiving!

🛸💌🍙💭🤍🦭🐑🐚☘🍚🍥🥛⛰⛩☃🎲♟☂

I thought it would be funny and cute that their celebrating it all together 🎀❗♦♥📿🐞🌹🍒🌶🍷🚨🌡���🎴🪀📣☎🔖

ALSO THOUGHT WOULD BE FUNNY IF DARRY PUTS DALLY IN CHARGE OF THE TURKEY [BUT DALLY'S DUMBASS BRINGS A ALIVE TURKEY INSTEAD OF A DEAD TURKEY😂] TAKE YOUR TIME NO RUSH THANK YOU 🙏🏻

🛸💌🍙💭🤍🦭🐑🐚☘🍚🍥🥛⛰⛩☃🎲♟☂

thank u!!! im not the biggest fan of thanksgiving, my mom loves it tho and so does my family so ill just base these hcs off of em

ALRIGHT SO

•the shepards!!! tims in charge of food, so hes just making haitian food cause thats like the only food he knows how to rlly make

•diri jon jon, lambi, crabs, shrimp, du riz au lait, etc etc rlly a lot of rice and sea food w one dessert

•hes been up literalally all day and night cooking god bless his soul, he did take a small break tho so its all ok

•curly aint the biggest of helpers, he doesnt rlly like thanksgiving like that but tims goin through all the trouble so might as well do somethin so hes not mad later on

•angela’s actually an angel, shes helping cut the lambi and peel and cut the shrimp what a great help in the kitchen

•the shepards r a black haitian family ik they also makin mac and cheese, BAKED☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽 mac n cheese

•meanwhile darry is cooking but not rlly, hes only handling the cranberry sauce n shit

•pony n soda r in charge of baking shit cause that’s genuinely what they’re pretty good at, and i say that a bit hesitantly bc the cookies were a lil burnt, had a lil aftertaste to em, so if they hear a “WHO MADE THE COOKIES🗣️” they silent

•buck is also making some trinidadian food!! now im not too well versed of trinidadian food so it could literally just b whatever trinidadian food u can possible think of

•EVERYONE ELSE??? just bring drinks or somethin

•dally and two bit of course brought the alcohol while everyone else just like, brought apple juice or orange juice, money dont grow on trees

•at the actual celebration they actually do play music!!! mostly caribbean BUT ALSO from other places as well!! they do not care whats on the speaker as long as its good

•ppl even brought dates!!! two bit brought marcia (she invited cheery but yknow sherry didnt wanna leave her fam), dally brought sylvia (ill get to that in a sec), and curly TECHNICALLY brought pony bit not rlly cause they were already going to the celebration so

•sylvia is ALSO haitian but shes more of a baker so she brought haitian cake, kremas, some coconut centered dish and flan 😋😋

•PERHAPS curly, pony, angela, sylvia, dally, and maybe johnny go on THAT ‘walk’ and curly comes back faded before everyone even gets their food, what a loser (i love him), angela and pony got a BIT faded but theyre alright they can generally hide it well, johnny was just there bc pony was there what a great bff xoxo

•dally saw pony gettin a lil high n went “u smoke🤨🤨🤨” but didnt tell darry or soda cause hes not a snitch he already got other things to deal w

•im not even gonna lie to to there’s probably a grown up table where darry, tim, and buck hang out and theres a “indescribable but alive” things table where everyone else is

•SURPRISINGLY NOTHING CRAZY HAPPENED, they were all chattin it up, chillin, no drama no nun, just friends, how great for em!!

•two bit and marcia were dancing most of the time

•steve wasnt rlly doin much he was just secretly making plates to take right tf back home so he dont gotta worry about what hes gonna eat the next few days

•darry actually knocked right tf out after eating so things got a BIT more unhinged but not too bad cause he needs his beauty sleep bad

•pony and curly actually ALSO wasnt doin anythin, rlly they were just in a lil corner talking, they were too full and tires to b doin allat and in curlys case a lil too tipsy cause he was drinking rum, perhaps stolen kisses were shared perhaps not, but who am i to judge

•the ONLY ones who werent being fucking calm was sylvia and dally what a shocker there🙄🙄 but rlly it was only small jabs here n there and even then they werent rlly serious thats just kinda how they do affection, god bless their souls

im doin this in the midst if my family blasting music and doin god knows what so if this isnt what u wanted im srry everythings so loud</33

[crossover-enthusiast]

OKAY OHMYGOD ITS GETTING WORSE BY THE SECOND HAHAHEU

WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME-- OH GOD IM INFECTED WITH THE SPOOKEEZ-

OKAYAOKAYGGHIDH

SKID:

havent fully decided what Lila's gonna be like, but. they are rich. rich mfs. Lila and Skid have more of a manager and client relationship but with more forehead kisses (And Skid going ">m<")

a HUGE jerk. Not only as a child but as he grows up that asshole-ness doesn't go away. obviously got it from Lila

Lila is sort of like one of those family vloggers? Not in the sense that she... vlogs... but in the sense that shes using her child to be richer, like she sees the publics response to Skids unique look and talents or whatever and *insert comedic cha-ching sound*

Skid is fine with being exploited, even though hes.. eight.. what i mean is hes not rebelling or fighting his moms whole thing

PUMP:

Grandpa Wonder isn't present, thats bc hes in like Flordia or something enjoying a VERY lavish retirement after being super fucking famous all his life

Pump is expected to fill his shoes :c

Pump works hard to be talented (DESPITE BEING LIKE. 8.)

his parents are very overbearing and overprotective. They fuckin hate Lila bc she just lets Skid bully Pump. Shes more afraid of Skid being in trouble then what hes doing to Pump.

Actually probably becomes friends with some of the Hatzgang. Skid's too mean to be their friend, but Pump's just the right amount of nice for Roy to weasel his way into his head, yknow? Roy says something like "You don't have to be as good as your grandpa-- you just have to be as good as you! :)" hes very nice HGHFJKNO

BOTH:

THEY GET INTO PHYSICAL FIGHTS A LOT. ALL THE TIME. ALL THROUGHOUT LIFE. I imagine it dies down once they reach adulthood but they run into each other and. someone throws a punch and heyyyy memories!!

Neither of them are better than the other, they're pretty neck and neck with their wins.

OKAY I THINK. HH I THINK THATS ALL.

OOOOOO EHEHEHEHEHE!!!

First off: GOOD. LET THE SPOOKEEZ CONSUME YOU /silly

Lila being a family vlogger type of mom is actually REALLY funny kdsnfksjnf. I imagine she relishes in the "it must be so hard being a single mother!" compliments too (assuming Skiddad is dead here)

Good for Mr. Wonder honestly

I love how you've already easily flipped Pump's parents on their heads by them being present, but VERY overbearing. It's neat

Also. Pump befriending the Hatz is kinda cute honestly, I like that

Also HAH! Once enemies, always enemies! That's hilarious and I love it

This is all v good yes yes thank you for the thoughts

[knizuu]

Talk to me abt uhhh anything- Fang, Petey, OC, idc. ANYTHING U WANT💖💖

PLEASE IM GENUINELY INTERESTED IM NOT DOING THIS JUST CUS U LET ME- /gen

I get so nervous writing asks wtf

DUDE IM SO DUCKING HAPPY +omg same </33

COUGH well imma go in order lets go with the

FANG🫧….

SIGHH I LOVE HIM SM. tbh I see how people react to the recent idw miniseries which left the Hooligan fans really sour </33 to me, though, it wasn’t too bad?? I see how it works and honestly the only sad part to me is WHY DID HOOLIGANS BREAK UP AUH but im so used to “sonic canon ew” so like-I should’ve expected that sigh. So I can reason with how excited people headcannon/draw/make whatever of the guy it’s really cool since we all kinda agree? Like even with such a variety we all take the guy lovingly <33 which is sweet :> like its pretty chill-WHCIH IS FUNNY because Im actually really scared in small communities <- i made a post bout it once i-I EAT UP ANY FAN MADE FANG CONTENT FR i love all fangs really [so far] ^ ^ tbh even my school knows that-I did pottery of him, drawn him, spoke of him, my teacher saw a drawing of Fang I did and HE QUOTE: I was looking for that [SIR I GET IT IM PREDICATABLE/silly]

PETEY💠

Ok as much as heartfelt I feel about Fang-Petey is just some other freak of nature my family knows. I’m NOT EVEN JOKING-MY MOM SANG ABOUT HIM WHILE MAKING LUNCH/GEN GEN GEN-cough. Idk why but ever since my brother [the first dog man fan obviously] inserted dog man into my family [by 1. SHOWING MY FANART/BOOKS TO MUM 2. LETTING ME SING THE MUSICAL ALL DAY LON-/positive fs] its been insane/sILLY because-who expected everyone to say “Papa Petey” [i do NOT know how some typo made mo-ok my mom has a Petey problem/sILY AGAIN] in the car-at home…NOT ME THATS WHO. WHY IS PETEY SUCH A NORMAL THING IN MY HOUSEHOLD/positive sigh

OC🌸

OKK well they are ALMOST a wasteland but I have an original story to bring some ocs to life ^ ^ [including-sigh vague mention-the space dog lady and red haired lady ocs i have :3] ESSENTALLY: I’m calling it Brink of Bryony!! [Bryony is about a flower but in plot idk a city??] it’s just a human loser [red haired lady MAYBE] meeting alien folk [Cordella is there…i showed her ONCE] like my self insert hehe [Norolist] because OH NO beeg mister evil guy wants to take over Earth and this NICE alien people gonna protect it! That’s the entire thing, very unserious lmao. Pyrexavul is my precious <33 I don’t think I shared him?? I’ll share em all sometime hehe im too lazy LMAO. So yes yes I’ve been into making that story recently :> !!

ANYTHING🦐

OK SO my Luxury AU has been MANIFESTING MOI cuz i decided: why yes I WILL make a fic bout it!! Yknow just remaking the lore[cough this means me rewriting the first book of DogMan] and putting some stuff into one work ^ ^’ SO FAR I’m really getting into the vibes but what’s crazy is how I turned what I THOUGHT was oughta be a comedy-to a tragedy. No like I KNOW IM GONNA WRITE CUTE STUFF I WILL I JUST-….also might’ve included grief, addiction, ETC I dont even know how I got there 🙂‍↔️but it’s been fun! Especially since it makes me go down a nice study check with me lmao [I’ve been learning the medical field, laws, how media handles stuff, types of _, etc] hehe rubbing my hands together imma be so happy to write it all hehe and with that I’m learning about my characters a lot better! I thought of it more one noted because its a good start but now im actually learning more bout em :0 !! Love reworking stuff, redesigning, it’s been a huge part of me since idk when ^ ^’

COUGHHHH i think that all works out!! TYSM FOR ASKING I CANNOT EXPRESS THE WHIMSY I FEEL RN <33

[miguel-owhora]

I disappeared for a bit hi hi, love your new blog theme :33

I was just curious if you have any Miguel hcs like silly little ones (spiderdad ones too?) Idk I just saw the most painful mischaracterized writing of Miguel in a fic and I'd love to hear some nice hcs if you don't mind ofc ofc🙏💕

-🌼

thank you ! im taking a big fat shit whilst writing this so enjoy :3 !!!!

i think miguel has a guilty pleasure of watching those trashy reality tv/drama or or whatever idk shows. like they're so bad and corny and cringy, but i truly believe he enjoys them, if just to make fun of them. he likes watching them from our time to his time, and probably has a collection of them. he probably destresses bt watching them 😭

im also a believer that he has, or had idk, a step by step skincare routine. this man wears robes and is just so ... fruity ! he most definitely takes care of his pretty little face, and wears his stupid robes and bunny slippers.

the bunny slippers were probably a gag gift from gabi n gabri, and he talks about how dumb they are, but theyre rhe comfiest pair he owns and they mean a lot bc.. well, yknow what happened.

this man probably has a collection of robes or something idk i feel like he would. he probably has one for every occasion. i feel like he'd have a matching one with gabri and he doesnt like wearing it that often because he will cry

okay, but spiderdads time :3 !!!

peter forced him to get a matching pink robe and despite him complaining about it, everyone knows he actually likes his pink robe. he uses it the most. actually, peter got it for him from his own world :')

peter is so silly with miguel like hes the silliest idk hes smart but dumb, and miguel is very attractive to it. he'll act all annoyed in public but in private miguel is all soft smiles and twinkling eyes whenever peter makes a dumb joke or does something stupid.

i feel like miguel is accidentally funny idk his actual jokes are so bad they're not funny, but without even trying he delivers the best comments at the exact same time and hes all ??? when everyones struggling, and failing, to hide their laughter

he does the most when hes Spider-Man like dude, have you seen his comic vers??????? peter is so CONFUSED when he sees miguel arching his back and kicking his legs and ??!?!?!! theres no reason for him to be doing all that 😭😭

idk miguels a silly idiot n i love him for it :3 he n peter are both smart but with enough time, peter tears down his walls n makes him silly !!!

[thematchstickever]

,,so ur telling me u litrly cant exist without me? And u think im perfect? AND u think im pretty?? jeez maybe i was Right 2 call u needy bc ur being hyper-ultra-CRAZY abt me right now!!! r u comfy in that little closet ur hiding in or do I need 2 bring u a pillow :/ look. idc if ur gay and uve got a crush on me. thats Fine. thats Whatever. just can u idk literally say it to my face or smth??? Please??? u litrly see me All The Time u dont need to keep it a dumb secret like this- -✏️

Like, Hi Pencil!! Xx!! Omg so glad u found my blog!!!! Xxxx but urm not like, like this- wait like are you mad at me? Like I'm so confused- I can't like, fit in my closet. I'm like, on my bed. ? And I'm like not crazy!! Not Bout like u! You're just like my bestie!!!! Like yknow?? I don't like have a crush, like, NOW THAT would be crazy!!! I'm also so like not gay!!!!!!! Lol!! Just yknow um um like exa exgate ecage exagerating!!! I can like TOTALLY LIVE without you ykyk!!! Xx I'm no like keeping any secrets LOLL dw!! Xxx if u like wanna talk like I'm here tho!!!! Also like needy?? Omg this like is everywhere but like I'm not needy!! Like, that's also crazy!! Ur so funny LMAO xx

[hostilemuppet]

Congrats on finishing Trollstopia! What are your final impressions?

okay, closing thoughts, none of which are particularly "clean" or "organised" or whatever but theyre what i think

so many of the morals were either nonsensical (keep it up) had good intentions but fumbled the execution (race to the crest) or outright harmful (potluck poppy). the show is at its best when you treat it like a sitcom, and not a cartoon that was teaching kids that other cultures foods are icky and undeserving of respect if they arent exactly like their own

it was so. so sorely felt that they were forced to have a song in EVERY episode instead of every other episode. dont get me wrong, some of them were good! (off the top of my head, i like "make some noise" and "a song so sweet" (synth has a really nice singing voice and they shouldve let him use it more!) and all of dantes ones were really funny bc they were usually silly lyrics on top of real life classical pieces) but most of them were........ well. forced. i hope in the tbt cartoon they go back to one song per 2 episodes, so they can make the songs actually DECENT (most of the time)

val started off as a HORRIBLE character, utterly unlikable in every way and it made every episode about her intolerable. she slowly got better though, after s1 it was like the writers realised they made her a terrible person (did they see the reaction to her? WAS there a reaction? did people love her back then?) and they toned her down and slowly made her actually develop as a character in ways none of the others did, and she actually ended up being pretty good! i like how she started mean, then grew to regret how she used to be and wants to be better. its just... yknow. its trollstopia. they fumble the execution sometimes. val did nothing wrong in murray duty, thats a dumb rule

as much as i love holly darlin........ i wish they went in the exact opposite direction for her character. in world tour, country trolls are established as being pretty gloomy (but not complete sad sacks!) so having holly be optimistic and upbeat to the point she rivals (and surpasses!) poppy? it does NOT make her a good representative of her tribe, and for the most part it seems like they forgot country trolls are supposed to be gloomy anyway... but they remembered in "the farmer and the hound"! overall i wish holly was a more subdued, melancholic character. she can still show southern hospitality (actual southern hospitality. not just her SAYING she has southern hospitality. also lonesome flats isnt even in the south of troll kingdom) but she can be a lot more quiet about it. maybe holly can ALSO develop as a character the way val did, and slowly start to show more outward joy as the series progresses, similar to branch getting happier. she and branch could even have been besties, since branch said he liked country music in the movie!

i wish they spread the focus a little more. obviously val and holly were the "main" ambassadors and i fully expected them to get the most focus, but it felt like dante got way more focus than like, the entire funk tribe combined. and to an extent i get it i mean dante is an incredible character and was clearly the crews favourite so it makes sense they used him a lot even if he wasnt the star, but... couldnt it have been spread out more evenly? maybe when you look at like, statistics itd look better but it felt like dante was always at the scene of the crime (it was a lot better in s7 though! perhaps they learned...) and i wish characters like laguna and lownote got a bit more love

and finally: i cant wait for the tbt cartoon. i know none of the main trollstopia characters will be in it and ill miss them dearly but im so excited for whats in store

[spifan]

Hello, i would want to know, what SF era is the most gay to you and which is the least? I feel it can't be more gay than Guerrive/Abbitan!!!

yess schwartz really did draw them REALLYYYY gay like he's truly pushing it and i think guerrive & abbitan leaned into writing them with homoerotic undertones too. not saying they're committed to make them gay in an actual "gay" way, but "gay" like those classic two-guy duos. though i think the publisher themselves is also riding this yaoi wave as they make them more and more. yknow... 🤨🏳️‍🌈❓

DISCLAIMER personally i dont see/"ship" them being "gay" in terms of. romantically lovey-dovey getting married hubby wubby way so i cant really rank the gayness of each era. everything is gay to me, theyre straight dudebros which is actually really fucking gay. straight is gay. its #camp. im bisexual. theyre too journalizing reportering to be thinking of marriage and dating and in love. they fuck as fellas they make out as homies <3 theyre in love yes but not like that but also yes like that

for me i do agree they're the gayest they've ever been in this current era, explicitly speaking. but franquin really hammered home that "lifelong partners" old-married couple trope for them and tome janry really tried to sprinkle in some bisexual stuff and make them heart-wrenchingly faggy. morvan & munuera's s&f has that newlyweds / young gays vibes even if many people hated their run for THAT album lol. and i'd say fournier and nic cauvin did have that they-are-together-but-we-wont-say-what-kind thing s&f generally have. so that leaves us with yoann & vehlmann. im not saying there isnt anything gay or crazy insane "the only explanation for the typa shit theyre pulling is love" moments in their era (there are A LOT!) but the characters feel pretty surface-level, they dont even spend that much time together, and they keep putting random heterosexual hearts flying everywhere every time one of them talk to the different sex LMFAO which is funny to think about since their debut spirou comic, their spirou de, was my favorite. and entire album was about the yin yang puzzle piece dynamic of the two. but one can always find gay in the most dudebros of way so! every era has its own gay-as-fuck flavor if ya dig deep enough. and ya had lost yer mind. and ya have love in yer heart <3

i was going to think about spirou de too but honestly you can find gay anywhere in any s&f comic fjdkjgdkf; shoutout to tarrin my bisexual spifantine GOAT though. and whatever the hell was in that lumière and fondation z albums. AND THE ROBBEDOES SPECIAL? lord this might go on forever

[snalz-artt]

forgot to post this doodle SAY HELLO to the shittiest bbc ghosts/mcyt au ever conceived, thankyou @/luigra for helping hehe

i have A LOT to say so its going under the cut this is soso silly

basic bbc ghosts plot: A young woman inherits a huge mansion estate in england from a dubious familial connection and moves in with her husband. They plan to renovate the manor and guesthouses to make into a hotel/venue, but when she falls out a window and almost dies, she comes back to life with the ability to See Ghosts. With the house being very historic, there are quite a few interesting characters (the falling out the window thing might be their fault, actually). Hijinks ensue.

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CLEO: Cleo is the Allison of the story, she inherits the house and falls out the window, now.. undead(?) they can see and interact with the cast of Ghosts they’re now stuck with. Making ZombieCleo one of the Alive characters was too funny, sorry.

SCOTT: Scott is Mike!! Cleo’s best friend/partner/chosen soulmate (like in double life), he Cannot see the ghosts but completely trusts they exist.

They get up to various antics as they try to renovate and market the place, usually while being hindered or helped by the ghosts. I haven’t thought of a good pun on the name Button House yet though..

The ghosts are not all from any specific series, but a selection of ghosts/dead characters from multiple mcyt sources ^^

JOE: Joseph Hills takes the role of Thomas Thorne. He is a dramatic regency era poet who mostly follows Cleo around, trying to impress her with his… unique poetry, that was considered before his time. Their ghost theming comes from Beetlejhost of course.

RANBOO: Ronald Booth is Pat, a 1980’s Scout Leader. To be honest, this is just because Ranboo is very associated with the 80’s aesthetic and can fit the silly yes-man subordinate role, and of course was a ghost on the dsmp (Boo).

BDUBS: Bdubs is Robin!! A caveman who lived on the land well before the house was built. He’s seen it all, which fits Bdubs’ storyteller theme!! This is also just a fun visual choice because instead of wearing animal furs he gets to wear a big mossy coat. He also talks in a quite a unique and funny way which could replace how Robin talks like. Yknow, a Caveman. There was also a tiny bit in.. last life? Where bdubs was a ghost? (We were running out of ghosts at this point.)

SLIME: Charles Slime is Humphrey Bone, a headless tudor nobleman!!! Slime has a pretty constant track record of dying dramatically in mcyt (dsmp, epic smp, slimecicle cinematic universe) hence getting to be a ghost here. He has a lot of comedy that i think fits pretty well with being a ghost and with the visual humour of having your body separate to your head <3

FLIPPA: Juanaflippa as Jemima!!! I had to get one of the Eggs in here, even if i dont know much about qsmp at this point its just too perfect for one of them to be Jemima, since we have Charlie why not have Juanaflippa ^^ This can fit the common bbc ghosts fanon of Humphrey being found family for Jemima, with Charlie and Flippa’s father-daughter relationship. Creepy little singing ghost girl!!!

QUACKITY/MEXICAN DREAM: Yeah ok we were really running out of mcyt ghosts at this point, if you dont know anything about the dsmp you would probably think im making this up- uh, quackity plays him, he died and became a very prominent dsmp ghost. He takes the role of Julian as a 90’s politician character (like quackity/md in el rapids etc) here. I GUESS.

GHOSTBUR: Im pretty sure that while alive Kitty didnt blow up a country or whatever but the innocent and kind character of ghostbur fits the role of Kitty pretty well, with both having poor/inaccurate memories of their lives and being very sweet. A georgian noblewoman! Instead of Kitty he’d be called Willy or something. That way one of the ghosts can still have an innuendo name. Thats important.

JIMMY: Jimmy (James) as Mary. A stuart era peasant who got burned in the witch trials. He could still have the power to make people smell smoke, i think it fits the canary thing a bit. AND SPOILERS FOR BBC GHOSTS, Mary being the First Ghost of the main group to get.. sucked away is just too perfect. While never explicitly being a Ghost, Jimmy has such a connection to death that i think im justified.

PIX: Pixie as Fanny!!! He used to own the house many years ago and is now a ghost that really wants it to be perfectly historically preserved. Pix was a ghost in empires s2 and an archeologist who wanted to preserve history of course, so this fits the really proper and old fashioned personality of Fanny pretty well. Also her love of animals fits pix having the ghost cat and the dodos…

SCHLATT: Schlatt as The Captain, a repressed gay ww2 Captain who never actually saw any combat. He can fit the leader role that the Captain does, especially the fact that he just assumes himself the leader, and the others kind of don't take him seriously. Schlatt was a ghost, Glatt, on the dsmp! He will be a bit less.. nice? Than the bbc ghosts captain, but could still have a good bit of development.

bonus convex as the plague ghosts, vex are kind of ghosty, right?