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molliemoo3 · 1 year ago

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konkretmagasin: @dennishauger X @konkretmagasin

#dennis hauger #f2 #formula 2 #i have many thoughts #pretty sure most of them would get me sent to hell #look at his hands #and the ring #i want to bite him #in the nicest most respectful way possible #its concernjng how much i think about biting people #i also need to pull his hair #not hard just a gentle tug #i am aware i have problems #HIS HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#well hand but anyway #i think hes trying to kill me

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eevenus · 6 months ago

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God he's so gorgeous I CANTTTTT

240629 JAPAN ©️SKZoo_OonNy

#vix's reposts <3 #christopher bang #bang chan #240629 #THE EVERYTHING???#i think hes trying to kill me #I'M GOING INSANE

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xxplastic-cubexx · 29 days ago

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personal happiness or what the fuck ever

bonus:

#xmen #xmen comics #cherik #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #professor x #magneto #jeans here too but ssh #snap sketches #i havent posted anything in what feels like forever and i GUESS i have to remind people i do draw sometimes. whatever.#aka in my brain i have at LEAST a five-page doujin where this gets incredibly nsft but i dont have TIME for that these days do i #so for now we get just. these scribbles. ill be able to make something exemplary again someday i swear <- optimistic #i think im going to close my comms off for the rest of december once i get through the batch i have now #which ... doesnt sound hard since the amount i have will probably take me to the end of december anyway 💀#i just need everyone to believe me i have better visions for yaoifying issue 309 .... the opportunity is right there...#like wdym the dream sequence is gon end on a panel of erik's eyes as he reinforces the idea charles needs happiness like scott and jean's..#call up your ex. right now charles.#what got me peeved about this issue is i have no idea what color eriks outfit could be vjaeLVKEJARK its like.#is he wearing a lab coat over a suit .... i think thats the intention ... or maybe it is a trench coat....#idk shit for me to figure out if i ever get the time to explore this thing again #LIKE UGH IM SCREAMING i have Such Visions that i dont have time to execute and theyre killing me #maybe ill just write them down idfk <- trying to write fanfiction ends even worse for me than trying to draw #anyways. im gonna drive myself mad good night everyone #i have to go to a christmas party tomorrow night. later tonight. whatever.#BYE

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aarghone · 2 years ago

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He's just a gunky goopy lil guy

#qsmp #slimecicle #bobby qsmp #gegg #animation #lil animation before doomsday cause that conversation with bobby the other night GUTTED me guys #somethin anout slime having to so rapidly change the way he saw bobby (only a few seconds ago at that) and finally getting #some of that understanding and forgiveness he needs from someone who also knew tilin and blamed him for their death #and it coming from bobby #most violent kid on the server /aff #who he was talking about killing just a few seconds prior and who had the same outlook of blaming slime for tilins death as slime himself #REALLY gets to me #also bobby who's afraid of what might happen to him in the next few days #AAGHHHHHHHH #THEY BOTH LOVED TILINNNNN #(and both felt guilty)#my art #gif #(I think he was just trying to be a good uncle and messed up)#(I really hope you make it B)#(tell slime to feel free to go back to being himself)#(you're a good egg bobby)#<- looking at these line specifically #also the way charlie gets all quiet after he realizes bobby's talking about tilin #charlies conversations with leo and bobby as gegg both really got me #:(((((((

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pharmasrightarm · 12 days ago

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separate ways

#so i became utterly consumed by pre-war dratchet #they make me so damn sad #like i don't think they could've understood each other very well back then #even millions of years later ratchet's still kinda functionist about his hands. probably since he's always been intimately connected to aut #so no one gives him shit and he's probably rarely had to imagine himself in someone else's position #meanwhile drift had nothing #ratchet: why don't you get a job #drift (stuck in the dead end for a reason):#but at the same time ratchet cared enough to try to help and drift remembers that and udgfdhhdhdh #they match beautifully in mtmte/ll. guy who's never belonged anywhere. guy who's always belonged somewhere #guy who made a place for himself by killing. guy who kept his place by healing #born-again guy. tenured guy finally thinking of deviating from the job he was assigned at birth #but also i kinda needed to practice 3d modeling for work. but also i really really wanted to try fake etching because i like the metallic l #so here's something vaguely metaphorical born of my desire to everything at once #maccadam #dratchet #transformers idw #tf ratchet #tf drift #my art

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yupekosi · 8 months ago

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it's been a while but here's another DP/DC plot bunny that won't leave me alone; a Demon Twins/Danyal al Ghul AU, but Danny is trans.

...hear me out okay?

Damian al Ghul had a twin sister, just as brilliant and deadly as him. they were the terrors of the League, working expertly in tandem to take down their foes before they knew what hit them. but there could only be one heir to the Demon's Head, and Ra's, being the old, sexist bastard he is, arranged for the 'spare' to be taken care of- and Talia insisted it be by her own hand.

Damian's last memories of Aishah al Ghul are of her packing her bags for her first and last solo mission. she knew what was coming, he thinks. the smile she gave him as she said goodbye was bitter and sharp.

of course, what really happened was that Talia -whether out of sentimentality or simply wanting to keep her other trained weapon-child alive- faked her daughter's death and left Aishah in the American adoption system, where she was taken in by the Fentons; and, when he was a teen, transitioned.

years later, Damian al Ghul, now Damian Wayne, sees an identical boy staring at him from across the batcave. He has his sister's sword and his sister's eyes, and the smile he gives him is bitter and sharp.

and Aishah al Ghul, now Danyal Fenton, says "Hello, ahki."

#i picked aishah as the deadname (heh) because it means 'alive' in arabic and i think that's hilarious for danny #damian is immediately supportive of his brother's gender of course. he'll still try to kill danny but not for that reason #just the idea of your long-lost parent trap twin transitioning while he was faking his death is so funny to me #danny's full name is danyal because if he can choose it this time then hell if he's choosing an american name #dpxdc #dcxdp #danny phantom x dc #demon twins au #demon twins #danyal al ghul #dp x batman #dc x batfam #dpdc #dcdp

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toughbunnyforever · 8 months ago

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child menace vs. well of patience

de-age quirk scenarios are always so funny bc little kacchan's such a brat lol

#i think they're like 17 and 7 here btw not that it matters #katsuki finds out deku finally got a quirk and immediately wants to 1v1 #dekus like uhh that would kill u kacchan #“try n kill me i fuckin dare u.”#also accidental matching bracelets #it's the same one #izuku found it and took it from katsuki's room one day when he was like yeah have it whatever #lil kacchan sees it and is like ....wait a second...#anyways #my art #digital art #mha #digital illustration #bnha #sketch dump #sketch #bkdk #dkbk

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whalesharkstho · 4 days ago

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these fucking guys….

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popcorn-ceiling-chickemn · 6 months ago

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I can't wait for Jean to spit out the most devastatingly encouraging and positive rhetoric during exy matches in with the most venomous bite as he has to hold back his Raven habits. Meanwhile Jeremy hearing Jean say things like "have a winning day!", or "good job on your foot work!" To their opponents like he's spitting curses and his racket tight in his fists with a face like he's about to knee cap them and remove their spleen with Jeremy standing on the court heart eyed and about to get checked into a wall because he's too busy watching Jean and forgot he has the ball.

#aftg #all for the game #nora sakavic #tsc #the foxhole court #the sunshine court #jean moreau #jeremy knox #listen #i think it would get Jeremys motor going #i feel like hes got a thing for malicious compliance #he's like #hahaha hes trying to be nice but hed still kill a man and thats kinda hot #he'd be sitting next to lila watching jean squeeze a lemon over something and he'd just sigh abs be like “i need him to choke me #in like a sexy way #Jeremy is down bad okay

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sunderwight · 4 months ago

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Thinking about Black Widow Luo Binghe.

Hear me out -- so just like in canon, Shen Qingqiu self-destructs to save Luo Binghe, dies, and Luo Binghe steals his body to put on ice while he looks for methods to resurrect him. But unlike in canon, staving off decomposition is simply not that doable for a matter of years, even with cultivation and Luo Binghe pouring qi into the process. The qi costs are still high, so is Xin Mo, and now Binghe also needs a special artifact that can actually preserve Shen Qingqiu, but that runs on blood sacrifices.

To get the thing working, Luo Binghe feeds it a bunch of prisoners from the Water Prison. Then he starts kidnapping cultivators to drain for his own qi reserves, but that's difficult, controversial, and he can't use the same victims for the blood sacrifice afterwards. Frankly, between one thing and another it would be easier to satisfy Xin Mo with dual cultivation, and focus on finding victims for Shizun's Snow White style glass preservation coffin without having to choose between using targets for one or the other. Especially given that, if he finesses it, Luo Binghe can extend the use of his sacrifices and get more out of them with fewer deaths that way.

He's pretty sure that Shizun would want fewer deaths.

Of course, he is not a fan of the logistics of the plan itself, but he'd do worse things to one day be reunited. He consoles himself that he's building up bedroom experience for one day being with Shen Qingqiu, and that it doesn't really count because his heart's not really in it, and also if Shizun got to spend all that time in brothels then it's only fitting that Luo Binghe be his equal in this as well. It still doesn't make it pleasant for him, but it makes him able to tolerate the necessity of it.

So Luo Binghe ends up marrying a string of rich and powerful figures -- mostly the villainous single fathers and mothers and evil uncles of harem members from PIDW, rather than their daughters -- and coming up with creative ways of making all their deaths a few months into the process look like accidents. After the third one people are undeniably wary of marrying him, but there's always someone with a big enough ego to think they'll be an exception, or stupid enough to believe that it really has just been so much bad luck up to that point. It helps that the universe is predisposed to let him hit it.

When SY wakes up in the shroom body and hears about Luo Binghe's succession of marriages, he's not surprised. What he is surprised by is the bisexual graveyard of toxic dilfs and milfs that has replaced the harem.

What did he do to cause that?!

And what does Luo Binghe mean that he wants to marry his own shizun now? Is this his new method of revenge??? Binghe, you don't have to marry someone to kill them!

#svsss #scum villain #scum villain's self saving system #bingqiu #shen qingqiu trying to figure out if binghe somehow badly misconstrued the core concept of 'fuck marry kill'#also shang qinghua in this setting just like 'I don't know how we unlocked this mode where is the off button oh god'#at the same time like look he respects that his king has mixed feelings about his own evil uncle #but he's definitely throwing that dude onto the sacrificial marriage altar of bingbing's black widow spree #good luck linguang jun #rest in pieces i guess #sqh probably helps steer binghe in the direction of suitable targets in exchange for never ever becoming one himself lol #sha hualing pivots from 'you should marry me' to 'actually I think you should marry my dad'

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wishchip106 · 2 months ago

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crazy this guy can kill anyone with a thought

he’s just a silly billy

he don’t need to mind control me to do anything sign me up to be a child soldier get me in the field

#it really is a 50/50 of what posts the internet pay attention too #waiting patiently to see what people think of ready player one cherik au 😁#anyway i love it when fics display how powerful charles is #need him to kill half the population again 💔#i get excited whenever he does more than just read surface thoughts #also i’m just showing off new pictures i saved lol #if you knew me you would know i don’t save pictures of stuff very often #my cat just dug his claws in my bare leg ow #trying to decide if i should read more comics today or watchs movies #kinda wanna watch stuff #charles xavier #cherik #x men #professor x #wish does not shut up

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olasketches · 1 year ago

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two sides of the same coin

#itadori yuuji #ryomen sukuna #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #my art #jujutsu kaisen fanart #brainrot incoming (pls don’t mind me)#one thing sukuna and yuuji have in common is that they’re both absolutely miserable #sukuna is utterly selfish and yet it only made him hollow inside and now he’s just killing time waiting for death to come #yuuji is completely selfless and yet it’s only made him suffer and bc of that he’s been constantly trying to check out of life #and I think the funniest but also the most painful thing about these two is that…#despite that they’re vastly opposite they might be the only people that can understand each other the most #imagine them having a heart to heart lol maybe then they would realise some things about themselves

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tubbytarchia · 11 months ago

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I don't know what this is all I know is that LimL Joel makes me really emotional

#I know he has a tendency to go deranged on his red lives but idk something about him beginning to lose it after Jimmy died and killing Grian #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans fanart #trafficblr #Again its his red life shenanigans but... If only Jimmy had known how affected someone was by his death. I'm choosing to believe this #and him then going out like a sad pathetic wet cat even with Grian's sacrifice... He really deserves a win one of these days lmao please #Also I cant stop thinking about how Jimmy wouldn't have left him. Grian was sensible to and most players probs would have #Joel really does become a lost cause so its fair and Grian did still care (and went to say goodbye as well as sacrifice his time for him)#But Jimmy would have stuck by even if Joel were in this state (and they'd both get themselves killed pathetically but)#And Joel having shown such genuine care for Jimmy and concern over his limited time... man anything w Jimmy makes me so emotional lol #I love them so #oh Ig about the art itself. I dont like it but hey thats how it tends to go when you try smth new. And no shame in trying #but if one person likes this then yayy I will still feel accomplished and happy #Im looking at this again and hey its not that bad actually yay I love to approve of my own art. self love hell yea #tubby art

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tazmiilly · 4 months ago

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thinking again about that "curse the fate that brought me here" line they just threw in the journal.

considering ford had felt so drawn to the town because of its weird and unique qualities, he had attached a sense of connection to it with himself. for so many years he had felt like it was a place of sanctuary where he could be the scientist and the man he wanted to be. to now view that fate as something to be regretted is so heartbreaking. he no longer feels that safety and that happiness he felt being there. in the time that he was quickly losing his mind, he probably felt like all the amazing things he once enjoyed were a illusion for something else. something really awful that ford unintentionally had a hand in. the town is no longer the place he finds a sanctuary in. it's actively trying to kill him. and we can imply he's saying that, in that very moment, he wish he never came.