#i think goat would find their situation really funny

[ro-bee]

I hate (love) how the kindest and most likely to forgive his siblings out of the two Narinder, is the that doesn't get the chance to do so, like... damn poor puppy /silly

Even worse (or better depending on your interpretation, but details) now that we know that his versions of the Bishops wouldn't even be willing to reconcile in the first place, at least he gets his children back and probably ends in a mostly-healthy relationship with Goat after some time passes

if goat ever brings back his siblings they would need to put them in the get along shirt. everybody hates it expect kiran

maybe time can change their relationship but who knows

[carrotstache]

{ This post is just me babbling about my blorbo. It is not meant to be a well written analysis, and these are my own interpretations. }

I must say to everyone that I am hopelessly in love with the character Baek Saheon, from hit webnovel 'Even if you fall into a ghost story, you still have to go work' by my goat Baek Deoksoo (aka. DS. Back). He is just so... Saheon's not the typical character I like, I like the kind types. I like the melancholic types that think too much.

Contains spoilers for the novel below.

Saheon? He doesn't think much besides things that relate to his survivability, he's selfish, pretends to be nice and easily shoves someone under the bus to save himself. But I think it's so interesting how Viper, who Baek Saheon 'was' in the Darkness wiki, and how he deviates so much from the other him. Saheon's mask is a goat which is associated with the devil, and he's related to a criminal, yet he's not particularly 'evil in this world. Yes, he has a strong sense of survival and is selfish to reiterate, but he's no different from the average Daydream employee.

I do not think he's uniquely 'evil' as some might think, and let me reiterate, Baek Saheon in this world deviates from the older experienced one. The one that didn't have Kim Soleum to help him. There are a few things that define Viper's (aka. Doksah) character: detachment, arrogance and efficiency.

Let's begin with Weclome to the Abyss Transportation Corporation. Had Soleum not been there to show Saheon the lens case, there were other options besides attacking. Doksah would have been emboldened to continue, thinking that his methods are most effective, especially as he's originally the top recruit of the batch (reminder that in the current world, Saheon ranked second). From the very first darkness, Saheon's character drastically changes as he's shown humility and instilled fear from Soleum's threats. It's really funny how he becomes like a puppy with its tail between its legs, however it drives me insane when I think about the next point.

In And Then There Was One(mountain lodge), we find two important things about Saheon: 1. He inherited the cassette tape from a family member 2. The family member is a wanted criminal by the government. It's important to note the family member told him if he "ever wanted to reverse a dire situation", use the cassette tape. I want to highlight that Saheon's relative lied to him and gave a contaminated item, that suspiciously associates with a darkness that forces one person to be the sole survivor. And a murderer. Personally, I think that this is when the wiki Saheon really became Viper. It's the darkness we know for sure so far, that Viper has killed people. He survived that darkness, so that must mean throwing people under the bus is the most effective course of action, right?

However going back to what the relative said, it meant that the relative knew Saheon would be in perilous situations. Perhaps, even purposely giving it to him and forcing him to kill. Which begs the question, what kind of upbringing and family does Saheon have? While Baek Saheon is the quintessential Daydream employee lacking morals and is goal driven, his initial reaction to a missing eye in the abyss transportation... was to attack someone else's eye. Juxtaposed to more 'normal' people like Go Youngeun and Jang Heo-un, it emphasises how atypical it is for person's first instinct to attack others in order to survive. In chapter 76 Saheon clearly states himself that, "he'd always used fools around him as bait during critical moments." For a reason yet to be explained as I'm writing this, Saheon grew up experiencing situations that force him to build such a heightened awareness for danger... and his family knew. Contrary to his character whose goals and thoughts hinge on his survival, Saheon's surprisingly gullible. He's crafty in pretending to be amicable and innocent, yet instinctively cowers and becomes docile when Soleum pushes him into a corner. Like he's trying to appease someone threatening, someone with authority. It's common for victims of abuse to flinch at those with more power at them, and it usually starts with family (this is just speculation). But we're also led to believe that he trusts them enough to believe that the cassette tape is anitem that can help him, since he didn't want it taken away by the company.

Ok, I've said a lot of things that's mere speculation based on scraps, but let's look at Saheon's relationship with Soleum. In The Dark Shadows(school) noticeably has Saheon attacks Soleum, in spite of that he didn't actually intend to really take Soleum's life. As he assumed Soleum to have a name tag already, the item that guarantees one doesn't actually die. Saheon has so many chances to actually kill Soleum, but he doesn't. I think Saheon's choice to make Soleum not notice him for a while with the fountain pen, elucidates his fear of what might happen after Soleum surprised him by, well, not dying from the fireworks. Saheon's attitude to Soleum is both of terrified submission, yet also... one of reverence in a way. Soleum, from Saheon's perspective, is capable of just about anything.

Contains spoilers for the bureau spy arc:

Even thinking Soleum's capable of becoming a cat. In a strange way, I feel even if Saheon is always on his toes around Soleum, the only thing he kind trusts is Soleum's abilities to deliver. And hear me out when I say, Soleum may or may not be one of the first people who's genuinely kind to him. Possibly, there are parallels between Saheon's relative giving him an item, someone he trusts, and Soleum exchanging items for the low price of gossip. Fortunately for him, Soleum doesn't expect much of Saheon yet still keeps him around. As Saheon's 'milestones' to becoming Viper are thwarted by Soleum, I can't help but think Saheon is developing... real trust with someone who won't take advantage of him. Like, Saheon... telling someone, and that someone being Soleum... to take care? For the first time...?

Anyways, I have a lot more to say on how Soleum views Saheon. And the Saheon being from a cult theory. But that's for another time.

If you've managed to read this far into the post, thank you for sticking around for my word vomit. Whenever I think of Baek Saheon I want to scream and pace around, so apologies if this kept on going around in circles. You deserve a gold star dear reader. This was written merely as a way for me to put down my thoughts on Saheon I've had for a while, somewhere.

Saheon has so many little nuggets of information, and I think about them all the time.

[animentality]

I'm not going to argue with Rin fans because frankly, you're annoying.

And I say this as someone who likes Rin and thinks he's a very well written and complex character.

Rin fans are annoying, and I don't want to talk to them.

They don't seem to understand that their goat is not a nice person either and him being wrong sometimes is actually one of his more fascinating traits.

I just find it funny that Sae spends his whole life taking care of Rin, crafts this impossible dream with him, goes off to fulfill that dream... then comes back, and says ok so it's not possible for me, but it is possible for you. I still want to share this dream, but my role in it has changed...

Only for Rin to say why did you come back to say something so lame? I'm the little brother of the world's best striker. You're not the same big brother I dreamt with.

Which are objectively hurtful things to say to someone who looks as dead inside as Sae did.

Like seriously? You're going to pretend Rin didn't hurt Sae's feelings here?

Sae hadn't even said anything that mean before that.

You can see the hurt in his eyes, if you are not blind.

But you all act like Sae was in the wrong here for what?

Changing his position? Realizing he couldn't do what he originally wanted, but deciding he could still do something else, just more appropriate for him?

coming back to Japan and IMMEDIATELY finding Rin, not even dropping his damn suitcase off first?

he didn't even say he was giving up on Rin or their partnership here. he just said he wanted to be a fucking midfielder, and that Rin didn't understand the world yet.

now let me be clear.

Sae was completely in the wrong after this. For what he says about not needing Rin in his life and that he's worthless.

And everything he said during the u20 match was really so out of line.

I am not such a big Sae defender that I am trying to justify every wrong thing he's done. He's like 99% wrong in how he's handled this whole thing.

but he was not wrong for swapping his position.

and for coming to tell Rin immediately, because that's how much he cared about Rin and their dream. that he needed to tell him as soon as he came home AND IN PERSON.

not over text or some shit.

I just find it annoying. There's some cognitive dissonance with Rin fans, where they forget that Rin was the one who reacted badly first.

Sae's reaction to this was worse, but Rin was the one who started yelling first.

who got angry first.

Rin has a nasty temper, as we have seen, literally hundreds of times.

He has a natural destructive urge and he lashes out when he's upset.

These are all honestly the most interesting qualities about Rin.

But his fans seem to love stripping him of flaws and anything that makes him fascinating to analyze.

And they strip the complexities of this scene down to, who's right and who's wrong.

I would argue they both fucked up here.

how do you not see they're both in the wrong here?

Sae more so, but Rin did, technically, start it.

Sae clearly felt all of this resentment before Rin snapped, but he might've just kept it to himself and bottled it up for longer if Rin hadn't snapped.

This might've all been inevitable, honestly, but to reduce it down to, who's right or who's wrong... no.

I just don't think Rin fans want to appreciate how much complexity this situation has, and that's sad.

I just don't think Itoshis communicate well, and I think this whole interaction had so much going on beneath the surface.

we don't know much about Sae right now, but we do know he spent most of his childhood looking after Rin.

if kaneshiro isn't a total hack, there might be some hidden resentments from sae about being parentified at such a young age... and taking care of a brother who has issues.

we see in their other flashback that Rin was a troubled child and Sae was the one who took the fall for some of his behavioral issues.

we don't even know how he felt about that. about taking care of a kid when you're just a kid yourself.

sae might've just come home, wanting to tell his little brother about how much he's changed, only for Rin to reject this new vision, this new Sae... who might've already been struggling to deal with this new Sae.

and again.

we don't know enough about Sae. but from what we've seen, and from the little hints we've received... I just don't think Sae was wrong for changing his position, nor was he responsible for the BEGINNING of this fight.

now he's totally responsible for literally everything else.

and he's the reason Rin is as fucked up as he is now.

but if you had like, half a functioning brain cell, maybe you'd be able to recognize that Sae's just as fucked up as Rin, if not more so.

It might've been his childhood, it might've been what happened in Spain, it might've been years of built up resentment, we really don't know yet.

but we do know one thing.

which is again.

Sae cared enough about Rin to tell him he'd changed his dream. And he was not the one who started this fight.

he did continue it, and make it much worse.

he is deeply flawed.

and mega fucked in the head.

but he didn't start it.

and I honestly think that you people who act like one was right or wrong are just missing the nuances here.

you're missing just how absolutely deliciously intriguing it is, for them both to be wrong on this scenario.

that's way more interesting than a black and white scenario.

[your-ne1ghbor]

Hiii it’s me again. I have questions for the anniversary! Or should I say wishiversary? Buckle up.

1. How did you pick TKORAT as its name?

2. What inspired Bonzai?

3. How has Asha changed throughout your rewrite?

4. Favorite character to write/draw?

5. How many changes has your Star gone through?

Okay that’s it! Byeee

Hi again! ( 👹I see what you did there 👹)

AND IM BACK FROM SCHOOL I CAN NOW FINISH UPLOADING MY STUFF!!!

Ooo and what interesting questions!

1. How did you pick TKORAT as its name?

There really isnt much behind it. I was just thinking about the rose isignia and how normally there are thorns on roses. Also since I was thinking of the term like how a rose seems beautiful on the outside, but are nasty (aka the thorns).

HOWEVER, there was another term that I have recently heard that fits pretty well. Where very pleasant thing, event, or situation can have a bad or unpleasant side.

Though I was also not thinking of the meaning very much at the time, and I thought Rosas....Roses....Roses has Thorns- AH-HA I got it! The Kingdom of Roses and Thorns. 👹

2. What inspired Bonzai?

Numero Uno: Opossums needs more representation. Plus its a character that feels unlikely for a princess to have (besides Cinderella bc yk the mice hehe)

Numero Dos: ...I didn't like Valentino in the movie lowkey...and I like goats however cannon Valentino is not the exception.

Also because they're a bit more easy to draw. However, I was between:

Ferrat, Great Eared Nightjar, and a normal house cat.

But the opossum just stook out to me sooo yeah :3

For color pallet though, it was on a image of a opossum I saw a while back and it really felt Asha coded lmao

3. How has Asha changed throughout your rewrite?

I feel like she hasn't changed much, however her situation definitely has-

PLUSSS she has another added thing that I personally added that does reflect off one of the main villains. (Then again it was my intention for the heroes to somewhat reflect the villains, not a lot but enough for people to see :3)

And I then remembered that I DIDN'T come up with funny shinanigans with Asha as a apprentice! And that itself is a sin done by me..BECAUSE IT IS SO FUNNY-

Like imagine restocking potions and then you go to see the king, then you see this Man on the floor:

How the royal couple literally not snapping until a star to reappear is insane (though ik why it happened much later to that moment)

4. Favorite character to write/draw?

Okay....its Magnus and Agatha-

I hate to admit it but I really enjoy writing/drawing their dynamic. And it is so much fun to see the irony in their characters. Cause believe it or not, they started off-

*gets abducted by the spoiler police*

I still find enjoyment in Star's relationship with Asha, even if I kinda alr had figured it out :3

As Epic! Hermes would say:

I LOVE YOU DARLING!!!! ❤️❤️

5. How many changes has your Star gone through?

Lets see...he went from "I want to prove the stars wrong!" to...

....

yeah that pretty much sums up everything

However where I am at with his character is quite dependant on how the Fallen Stars work in my AU. So when I figure out that aspect, he might change slightly.

But his personality largely stayed the same lol. They're a really silly guy. The only thing that changed was his outfit. I didn't drastically change their hair lol

ONe thing that did change was how the stars functioned. And they are still a mix bag of emotions.

On one hand they are nomadic...I think?

On the other hand...they're assholes.

Idk man its a huge lore thing that I gotta figure out sigh...

[prncssie]

caution! mdni 1k wrdz, suggestive content

miffy’s note hi bbies! just a drabble to get him out my head. it’s unedited bc this is nawt serious and i am not expecting any sort of traction 😭 this for me!!! enjoy or don’t

adrian “the alucaurd” tepes.

a blond beauty. tall, charming, witty, and with the most dazzling amber eyes.

the same amber eyes that are unfortunately, avoiding your gaze.

you like to pretend it’s not you who’s caused these chains of events but are you really to blame? all you ever do now is sit behind the castle walls and entertain yourself where you can.

sure, there’s a whole village just outside the door being built from the ground up. sure, you could set aside your personal feelings and help but why would you? after months and months of defending yourself against night creatures, foraging, and forgetting any hygiene you previously had, sitting pretty in proper heating with access to clean water had you more spoiled than you’d like to admit.

and you can trust adrian has noticed, too.

“you’ve changed,” is what he would say with a tut of his tongue when you demand a hot bath with goat-milk soap and of course he complies. who is he to deny such a pretty girl who usually speaks such sweet words.

never in his several hundred years of living could he imagine ever bending to the will of a human but he can’t help it when it comes to you. it just feels so right . . . and also keeps you quiet.

unlike now. now, you’re bored, antsy, and finding the solution to your problems in harassing your lover.

“alucard,” your drawl, dragging the tips of your fingers against the wooden table stationed by the lounge chair you’re in. you’re all curled up, knees to your chest and head dangling off the armrest.

you can see him across the room, see the pained irritation that briefly crosses his face before it’s all released with a sigh. “please, just adrian. there’s no need for such formalities.”

he flips the page of the book he’s buried his nose so deep in without sparing a glance at you. adrian isn’t an idiot. for as long as he’s lived, he’s quite far from it. he’s already aware of what’s sure to come if you’re given too much of his attention and he’s not in the mood to entertain it.

“okay. adrian, is there not a better way to pass the time? i’ve grown very tired of sleeping and all of my friends are too busy for me.” you sit up up a swift motion. your curls move in accordance and dust the back of your neck.

“perhaps you would be more delighted if you’d help them with their duties,” adrian says. it comes out more of a mumble, dulcified by his smooth way of speaking.

you can only roll your eyes and settle into a new position, throwing your legs over the chair and resting your head atop the coffee table. you swear you’ve read every book on the shelf, explored every book and cranny in the castle. you can feel your beauty wasting away the longer you sit and do nothing. “how about you do something for me, for once. suggest something i can do.”

“i do everything for you and you know that. now, i’m going to ignore you.” there’s a chuckle in his voice, light and airy. as if there’s anything funny about the disastrous situation you’re in. a castle, just to yourselves, and he won’t a single thing with you.

you huff and puff, placing your feet onto the hand-stitched rug beneath you. “you’re not serious. you can’t be.” your pillow soft lips are already fixed into a pout and even more so when you’re met with absolute silence.

not even a glance.

“adrian tepes!” you’re on your feet and marching to his side before you can even think, hands planted firmly on your hips and ready to give him a scolding.

it’s only when you’re standing beside him that he cannot ignore your presence. in fact, adrian graces you with a smile, fangs just barely visibly. “mrs. tepes,” his hand comes around your waist to rest on your back, “you’re being unreasonable.”

the cheeks of your face flush with a heat you’ve only ever felt with him. you curl your lips in on each other to disguise your growing smile. the shyness hits your body all at once and you’re at a loss for words.

“is it not my job to give the kind people resources and knowledge they’ve lost over the years? if they’re going to rebuild their village, they should be properly equipped. i am sharing my land, after all.” adrian gathers you into his lap, sweeping the fabric of your long nightgown out of the way and smoothening it out.

the silence is palpable and never-ending. it’s prompting a response, one that you’re nearly obliged to give.

“well . . ., yeah.” your press the palm of your hand against your lips in an act of both defiance and guilt. you’re wrong and you know you’re wrong. you don’t need an old vampire to explain it to you.

his fingers dance along the silk, sliding the fabric along your thighs. it brings a subtle chill down your spine and prickles goosebumps on the surface of your skin. “yeah. so this tantrum you’re experiencing, it’s unreasonable. will you allow me ten minutes? please?”

there’s a moment where you consider saying no. the pretty little thoughts in your head whir and whir with the possibilities. saying no and what? he’d listen? adrian is a bit of pushover but he’s not dense. he wouldn’t do everything your heart desires. of course, you could always agree and end up alone, ignored, and pushed aside. you’re pursing your lips again, already ready to voice your opinions but your words get caught in your throat.

you’re choking on them when the same fleeting fingers are hiking up the hem of your dress, skimming along your inner thigh. sneaky badtard he is, using unfair advantages.

“adrian,” you mewl, grasping at his forearm in an attempt to stop him from progressing. “it’s unfair.”

he simpers, his attention delving into the many words floating on the stiff paper bound together by string and a cover. “you poor thing.” adrian’s fingers hike further and further until they’re ghosting over your clothed clit, throbbing in anticipation.

“can’t sit still for even a moment. should i give you something to whine about?” adrian flicks the book closed with one fluid motion of your wrist. it snaps and becomes a desolate memory in the back of your mind.

there’s a warble that builds in your throat when the pads of his tips move your panties aside and become busy in your sticky cunt. your chest rises and falls with each breath.

any thought you’ve previously had is ripped from your brain when your eyes meet adrien’s. they’re narrow, smirky, and knowing, watching your every move.

you stay like that, seated on his lap and entranced by those amber shaded eyes and perfectly at his disposal, rolling through the pleasure as it comes.

[lurkingteapot]

Spare Me Your Mercy การุณยฆาต Ep. 1

I've been waiting for this ever since Triage stopped airing, super excited to go in!

Liveblog, as always

oh no, the goat

pretty boy in a mask ...

man, if nothing else, I'm gonna learn a lot of medical terms and body parts

ปอด, เยื่อบร้งไข่ ... where else will I learn words like these??

oh no, that was fast.

oh wow, you asshole, that's the WORST thing you can say to a child that didn't make it to their parent's deathbed on time if they wanted to be there. WE KNOW.

JJ's acting is breaking my heart here

"this is a small and quiet town" - "there's been a murder" CLASSIC

so they want us to think it's Dr Gan walking around euthanising late stage cancer patients, huh. I've watched Manner of Death, I'll be disappointed and surprised if it's that simple.

that one nurse is fishy af

you could start by addressing them as grown women, maybe then they'd talk to you

diabetes, high blood pressure, ?? and adipositas??

he's very comfortable saying "anything can happen in cases like that"

heh, Thiw caught on

dfasdfasdf he's hitting on him? in THIS situation?

I like clueless local popo, he's funny

why do they blur the logo on Gan's scrubs???

shouldn't she be recording her observations rather than playing music?

sdfasdfasdfasf

classic Sammon mode, really

oh that looks GOOD

man I don't think I'd make it long in rural SEA, but that kitchen is fucking goals

oh no, feelings attack

that's the hospital director, huh

I don't find her sus yet, but she IS gonna be important, she's too pretty not to

oh no, poor dude's in pain. Gan gonna kill him? or ... what?

well, that's clearly what they want us to think, anyway

but gdi you'd think someone who knows the cops are investigating one late-stage cancer patient's death would not keep this up

though I guess serial killers gonna serial kill

did he try to get up and run???

well ok I'd've done that too if I noticed sth on fire around me

man this is sus sus sus god I forgot how much I love Sammon's setting-the-scene

oh, she has a name

and a sense of humour asdfasdf

is that the guy Thiw nearly ran over? with the goat?

ritual sacrifice??? ah, ghosts

tall guy wearing black and a a mask like ... doc, hi

oh wow that was a great cut

Som must have reason to be this afraid of the doc

I love that. "I want to help!" "Well you're not helping!"

man, Gan's face

oh, this is gonna be GREAT. I do think I'd benefit from subs -- even 'just' ones in Thai -- on this show, but I'll keep watching even without. (It's not on iQiyi for me and I'm not gonna pay for streaming AND VPN.)

[ingramwritings]

Of Goats and Whales:

I had a pretty good remainder to my week.

I have been reading Moby Dick. I got a copy of it from my grandmother some time back. Leather bound and goldened rimmed pages. So, as one would, I cherish it as a great gift. However, to my everlasting shame, I have not read it yet. I started at it some time ago, got about 40(ish) pages into it, then put it down. Not because I was not enjoying it. I just tend to read a few books at once. A strange habit. Not really sure where I picked it up, but it must have been recent. But anyway, I started reading it again. Now I am a little over 100 pages. Something about the way Melville writes a scene. It is somehow so engaging, even if not a lot of plot movement is involved. His characters feel so interesting and authentic in some way, that you just enjoy watching them play out on the page. Also, he is very good at his descriptions. Any scene he writes about, even if done with very few words, makes it all come to life. And each moment builds upon it. Cleverly creating a whole description of the location into your mind without just info dumping it (for the most part).

Also, this is the first book in a long time where the length of it has given me joy. So many modern stories feel so predictable. This does not make them bad. However, I find myself getting halfway through a game, show, book, movie, etc. and going "ok, i get it now" and being able to predict most of it from there. (Mostly I am correct). But, even though I know the ending to this book (most of the world does), I took a moment and realized that I knew nothing about what happened for pretty much the other 624 pages. This is because Melville writes in a style of "you'll never guess what happened next" that I am not actually used to. II am sure that others who have read his works don't feel that way and realize his patterns, as most writers have them. However, I am not used to them at all. And I am so excited for the rest of this book! I want to read a story that I genuinely have no idea what will happen next.

Needless to say, I like this book so far.

In other news. My parents finally got rid of their goats. Today I helped them heard them up and drive them to some friend's house to live out their days with their goats. It was nice. We are more of a chicken and sheep family anyway. They also ended up giving us a couch they did not need. So, we put it up in our barn.

Funny side note: when we tried to get the goats herded into their kennels to transport them, some of the got spooked and bolted. We got them all except two. The two little new babies. It was like they disappeared! I mean like poof! The strange thing is, there was almost nowhere to go. We keep things pretty well fenced in around there (you have to in our line of life), but they were just gone. We all split up looking for them any little hide away place they could be and my dad ended up finding them in the cutest place you would think.

They were both just napping when we found them. Apparently, when mama gets spooked and runs, that means it is nap time.

In the news about writing... It goes well. A good amount of this chapter will take place all in one location and as I unfold the characters and situation, I find I like it more and more. Only thing is, I now worry about how long the story will be. I know that it is too early to be thinking about that, but with how much more is going into this than I anticipated, I can't help but wonder.

But, I shouldn't. Just need to focus on getting through this first draft. Length will matter later when I am editing. Until then, I must stay on track.

I hope you all have a great weekend!

[iocles]

Johnny Cade HCs!! (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

I recently got back into the outsiders since like.. forever and I forgot how much I fw johnny cade. that's my goat right there my thats twin!!

DISCLAMER: prolly not the best to read if you haven't finished the book, contains spoilers, TW for tooth gap since some1 wanted me to add that

ALSO here's an old character playlist I made a reaaally long time ago for him to listen to while reading:

okay that's enough now onto the HCs :3

• Always has his hand somewhere near his hair. Whether it be him messing with it, fixing it, whatever, it's always somewhere.

• Native American + Mexican + Italian

• While at the church, he'd tweak out by himself every time Ponyboy went to sleep, I mean this guy was straight up going crazy over the fact that he got them both into that situation.

• Sooo many sleepless nights..

• Sooo much praying at night, too.

• His favorite thing to drink is a strawberry milkshake, as girly as it seems (his favorite part is the maraschino cherry at the top).

• Worst kid to get called on during popcorn reading. And I mean THE worst

• "He um.. I mean- wrong part. Uhh, oh! The boy said, as heee... he uh, what? How do you pronounce that???"

• "Dammit Johnny, just lemme read it, you're takin' too long." - Ponyboy

• He used to be kinda mean, before he got jumped and stuff. It used to be pretty obvious who he hung out with more back then (Dallas)

• Super interested in anything historical, so he tries hard to learn how to read better to understand textbooks.

• If the events of the entire book hadn't taken place, and he would've learned how to read properly, he would've wanted to be a history teacher.

• Or he'd want to be a social worker, to help kids growing up in a similar situation not end up the way he did as a teenager.

• If he was a teenager in modern times, he'd be an avid fortnite player im so sorry💀

• His fortnite sessions w Dallas would be crazy bruh..

• HUGE doors (the band guys not the game) fan.

• One of his favorite songs from them is probably Blue Sunday

• Occasional drinker, not as much as Dally even with the habits he picked up from him.

• Wanted to be a rodeo star sooooo bad after he saw Dallas and Buck do it, still kinda does

• His room at his parent's house is just a mattress and pillow with a singular blanket. No sheets, no pillow case, this boy is a THUG

• not like he sleeps there anyway I guess🤕

• He used to steal baseball card packs from the convenience stores, until he just fell out of that phase because he realized he's never actually watched or played baseball before and was just collecting cards of people he didn't know.

• J: "And this guy.. uh," PB: "Do you know his signature move?" J: "Nah, I just have the card."

• If he was in modern times, I don't think he'd really carry his phone everywhere. If he did, then he'd probably have Ponyboy carry it in fear of losing it.

• He's got a tooth gap guys I've seen it!!!!

• And maybe a gold tooth or two... no one knows where he got it.. so mysterious..

• He wants a metal detector cuz he thinks he'll find something and get rich

• He bit Ponyboy once when they were playfighting

• Now Ponyboy has a random little mark in his arm from Johnny's sharp ass canine

• Gets sick easily, it's all that staying in the lot and all that smoking he does..

• If he could wish for one thing, he'd actually say to be a soc. He's quite tired of the way his life has gone

• He can't thug for much longer he needs to get his money up not his funny up

• Speaking of funny, he's unintentionally funny. Like, he doesn't even mean to be funny, he just does it??

• Super thick hair, he's broken like 6 different combs trying to comb through his curls

• Doesn't let anyone other than himself handle his hair, he's honestly the only one who can tame it

• Finds joy in game shows. A lot.

OKAYYY GUYS that's all I could think of tonight😣 I've starved you guys too much so sorry

I don't even remember if the outsiders is on my "what I'll write" post?? if it's not i might tweak

[jalicefanficblog]

Birds and Café con leche

After Breakfast Andrés normally drinks his second cup of Coffee, but this time he is informed by his Toddler, that Coffee is very important for Birds, so they could turn into powerful Dragons.

"Martin? Have you seen my second cup of Coffee? I was sure, that i placed it a few seconds ago on the Kitchen Table?"

Andrés de Fonollosa looked confused from the empty Kitchen Table towards his Partner in Crime and in Love, who was putting the Dishes from Breakfast into the Dishwasher. 

"Than it should be on the Kitchen Table - have you looked there already?", replied Martin while he was focused on continue doing the Task.

"Would i come to you, when i didn´t checked that place already?", Andrés said and finally got the full attention from his Partner, who closed the Dishwasher a few Moments later.

"Well let me think....", Martin wanted start counting all the Times, when Andrés came to him for a second cup of Coffee, for someone who puts Suncream on his neck, when he is busy with his work and needs an Volunteers that get Hestia´s Diaper changed or play with the Toddler - or when Andrés want´s to curse about how much he deep inside his wicked heart miss the Gang with the weird city Names. Martin could go on forever with that list, but he knew that his Partner his kind of focused on his second cup of Coffee after Breakfast. Why should he put it away than?

"To be honest i could give you a whole list of Times, when you come to me for something - but I´am really sorry about the Coffee - it´s not here", Martin explained with an amused grin on his face.

"You´re not funny", Andrés said not amused about the fact, that his Coffee has d isappeared on a mysterious way.

While the two Adults still talked about this mysterious Situation, their little Daugther Hestia came into the Kitchen . The two year old little girl had great news for her parents, but their were talking about boring Adult Stuff like Coffee and Household chores. 

"Daddy y Papá? Hestia found Dragon - Mira - Look", the little girl said playfully and got the attention from her Fathers. She was really busy with preparing some special Water for Dragons, so that they can find their way to her home and don´t need to be longer thirsty flying in the clouds. 

"Please tell me you didn´t want to share some Choclate cake with the Goats, like a few weeks ago  - i nearly got a heart attack", Martin asked and he wasn´t sure if the Toddler tried that again. 

"Goats no Dragons Daddy", Hestia explained friendly and reached out for Martin and Andrés hands, to show them where the Dragons can be find from now on.

"Wait a minute - have you took my cup of Coffee Corazón?", Andrés asked her and by the way Hestia shyly let go of his hand and hide behind Martin leg, Andrés knew that he found the mysterious, why his coffee was gone.

"Hestia sorry Papá - but the Dragons", the 2 year old explained and was picked up by Martin, so that she cannot longer hide behind his legs.

"As much as i like the Dragon Idea Baby, it is not a good Idea to steal your Papás second cup of coffee", Martin said honest and looked from him over to her Papá.

"Hestia no steal Coffee", the little girl replied confused.

"So where is my Coffee than? I don´t think you drink it - did you?", Andrés asked in kind of an strict voice.

"Coffee yucky Papá - now look Dragons?", the Toddler replied - how could Adults ever drink Coffee, it was so disgusting.

"Fine - show us your Dragons Baby - but after that i need someone who makes me a second cup of Coffee", Andrés after his Partner put Hestia down again, so that the little Girl can show her fathers, what exactly happend to his original second cup of Coffee and why his Toddler feed it to the ´Dragons´

Five Minutes later Berlin and Palermo were on the  -Child-proofed  - Balcony that belong to their Quarters and watched how little Hestia showed them one of the small Bird Fountain, in wich Berlin had put in some Water a few days ago for the Birds, that came here for a stop and a sip of refreshment.

But instead of the Water there was now some Coffee for the Birds to drink and next to the Bird Fountain stood the empty Coffee cup. 

"So there did my Café con leche went - and what has this do to with Dragons Hestia?", Andrés wanted to know, while he picked up the empty cup.

"Birds need Coffee Papá", Hestia said und pointed with one finger towards the top of the Bird Fountain, where now a little Bird was sitting and looking confused towards the Coffee mixture.

"Why do Birds need Coffee? I´am pretty sure they need Water Hestia - don´t you think?", Martin said and as well as his Partner, he really wanted to know how their Toddler came up with this Idea.

"Birds drink Coffee....and than grow big Dragons Daddy", Hestia explained, as if it was the most normal thing in the World. If Birds drink Coffee, they turn into strong and powerful Dragons - makes total sense for an Toddler, but for two Adults in their late 40´s it was more confusing than helpful.

"How long does it take - I mean a Dragon would be cool", Palermo said amused and got an ´Don´t put any more Ideas in our Daugthers Head´ glaze from Berlin.

"What your Daddy wants to ask you Hestia is, who told you that´s the way how a Birds could grow into a Dragon?", Berlin added and looked for a moment to the little bird, who already flew away - it was understandable that he wouldn´t like this Coffee a lot. 

"Auntie Raquel - it´s true Papá", Hestia said and while she was staying with The Professor and his now Girlfriend - wich also was the former Inspectora, Paulas Mother told her and Paula a lot of Storys - and she also said, that a Bird drinks some Coffee, he would turn into a powerful Dragon. 

"Than do me Favor and try it out next Time, we visit your Uncle okay? So will anyone please bring me my second cup of Coffee?", Berlin said and Palermo picked the Toddler up as she lifted her Arms up in his direction.

"Me! Helping Daddy yes?", Hestia said and she loved it when she can help her Parents in the Kitchen or when she just was allowed to push the Start Button on the Coffee Machine.

"How nice from you to offer your Help - i guess you like to have an  Café con leche?", Palermo asked Berlin and after he gave his Partner a kiss on the cheek, Palermo went with the Toddler and the empy cup in his free hand, back to the Kitchen, to bring his Boyfriend the Coffee he so desperately needs.

In the Meantime Andrés called Raquel to ask her about this Fairytale with Dragon - but he only got an amused laugh from the former Inspectora.

"Coffee turn Birds into Dragons. I´am very sorry but i think Hestia missunderstood something. I told her once, that Sergio could turn into a Dragon, if he dosen´t have his third Coffee in the Morning"

THE END 

[celtrist]

Re: https://www.tumblr.com/celtrist/757582206233444352/weird-explanation-about-alastors-bobcut-because

THE BOBCUT

I can only scrape together 3 reasons/excuses for Alastor’s haircut

- covering the sides of his head where human ears used to be because he’s self conscious :,)

- the shape is like a reverse silhouette of his ears: 2 points up, 2 points down. If we count his chin then maybe you go for a crazy conspiracy angle where you overlay a pentagram/satanic goat over his head and the points match up lol “coincidence?! I THINK NOT!!!!” (I don’t agree with this, the mental image is just funny)

- while men didn’t style their hair long in the 20/30s, the slicked back look (and wavy varieties like finger waves etc) did sometimes require (or hide) some length: from the hairline to almost the back of the head at most, held with enough hair product to paralyse a small dog. (Brylcreem/congolene/pomade etc) When you wash that style out, or it comes loose from sweat or rain or falling in a creek, it’s between cheek to chin length around the face. The 20s reverse mullet, party in the front, business in the back. I think there used to be homophobic complaints at the time that women wearing their hair bobbed short and men wearing their hair “long” made (jazz) music halls a DeN oF GaY, claiming they couldn’t tell men and women apart with these hairstyles whilst they were all banging out a charleston or lindy hop or whatever they were doing. I had this hairstyle for over a decade, my dad wouldn’t let me change it, “iTs fRenCh pRoVinCiaL aNd rEminDs mE oF yOur mOthEr” bitch I looked like amelie

The human design for Alastor doesn’t wear his hair like that though, throwing this excuse out a closed window

It’s also what would happen to hair if it was in a ponytail and chopped behind the tie. Either way R.I.P.

Lots of insight! I can still see your last point holding up at least a little bit in the sense that it is more fitting for him to have chin-length hair, or at least grow it out to that point when he got to Hell (he just wanted a fresh look). However, the only "issue" is that: why wouldn't he style his hair? He doesn't really strike me as someone who'd go against gender norms quite honestly. Not out of masculinity, like if he was put into a situation that called for it, I'm sure he'd be fine wearing a dress to some degree (and he'd look good in it. We can all agree he'd look good in it). But more on the prospect that "gentlemen don't do that". I can see him both as someone who would wear a dress and be fine with it, but also someone who would wear a dress and find it demeaning to himself. Obviously Alastor doesn't hold all the old timey values--he wouldn't like Charlie and Vaggie's relationship on them being two woman alone if he did--but I do think he sticks by older etiquette. Like I'm certain he thinks women are capable more than men of his time gave them credit for, but he reads as someone who'd also be like "must take care of the fairer sex, for I am a man and that's what we do". Again, not in a demeaning way he clearly knows women can hold their own. But if a man and a woman got sick, Alastor would tell the man to suck it up and the woman to lay down and rest. That's my personal take though :/

I will admit that I didn't think about the reverse silhouette thing! Nice eyes on that one! Say what you will with Viv's character designs, but they all have fairly strong silhouettes. You see a character with blacked-out details, and you're more than likely able to tell who it is. And maybe that's Viv's design process, she prioritizes a silhouette over tiny designs that could give info about a character. A nice silhouette can ideally still give a bit of info about a character (like how rounder characters are seen as more welcoming) and that's where I do have to mark Viv some points down as when you take two totally opposite characters--Alastor and Angel Dust--they have the same "tall & sharp" that doesn't indicate a difference in who the character might be. There's not a varied shape language in this show, and shape language is very big for character design, especially on the cartoon front! Which, shape language wise a lot of the characters have similar shape language. But I give credit that there IS more (like Charlie is round with her braids, which helps give a more welcoming silhouette. Vaggie is a bit squared with her hair, giving an indication of being strong and stable). I do think for the most part, a lot of them do just come down to being "thin and sharp", but the silhouettes themselves ARE GOOD, I'm not gonna mistake Alastor's silhouette for Angel's. It's just not varied (and for some characters like Husk, it would make since for him to have a more squared portly silhouette compared to the thin twigged silhouette he has. Both because his personality and how his body would look just by what he does: sit around, drink, and gamble. He doesn't seem like a character who would have eating issues, and he doesn't seem active enough to stay as fit as he is).

I digress but yes, the silhouette thing isn't something I thought of, and is a good thought! But he does, as you pointed out, have the pointy chin. It's not parallel to the ears like the bob cut but it would create a triangular layout of his face (ear-to-chin-to-ear). But I can still see it that the bob cus is there for a reverse silhouette thing, even if unneeded.

The ears thing, people have made him with short cuts and he looks fine. Honestly, it's more noticeable when he DOESN'T have short hair since the bob cut moves around, but I get the premise in universe wise. And that's an idea I've seen people mention before. I'm not too sure on it just cuz Alastor was described as a narcissist, so I don't think him lack human ears would get to him that much. ADVERSELY if people like Mimzy kept pointing it out, he more than likely would just want a way to cover it up to get her to shut up about it haha. But I can also see the point of him being sort of "self conscious" about the lack of ears on the side of his head because it's just a reminder that he's taken after a prey animal in Hell. Or even just an animal, he doesn't strike me as the type who'd really like having his features alluding to any sort of animal no matter if it was prey or predator. It being a deer is just salt in the wound at that point.

[marshmallowprotection]

Kait!! Look, Saeyoung will be in heaven!! They are around like.. 15-17 cats in general lmfao

Wanna know the most fun part? YOU CAN PET NEARLY EVERY SINGLE ONE. In fact, most of them even follow you around for head pats and cuddles! The 5 kittens here will think you're their parent and the others usually want some head scratches!

There are these 3 gray and white cats who only follow you for head scratches (the third one took a bit to trust me and today I head him purring for the first time, he has such a quiet purr though-)

They are these two very identical white with some black cats who start licking you even if all you did is stroke their head like.. one time. They keep rubbing your leg and meow at you. (Although they'll mostly lick whatever skin they find on you AHAHAHA)

Saeyoung will be so happy LMFAO. Wait until I tell him that we have like 50 or so chickens and a BIG ASS field! We got like.. infinite eggs!! There's even a garden here where we raise vegetables as well~

We used to have two dogs and goats but they aren't here anymore. Honestly, I would have LOVED to see Saeyoung do the same thing my uncle did with a goat LMFAO

My uncle basically sat on a goat's back and did a gesture like he was riding a motorcycle by touching it's horns ANDHWHDH

And you actually need a car or to use a bus to get around here where I am. So I think that Saeyoung would be very happy driving around here! Although he'll need somewhere to park his car and sadly, I don't think he can bring his whole collection T_T

We even have a beach near us so I think he'll also be very happy to go and relax there! I remember someone fishing one day while I passed by my grandma to dive in. So I think Saeyoung would be really happy about it!

Ah, I wish I could also ride the bike with Saeyoung! Would be fun doing races! The current ones we have are uncomfortable to ride sadly.

The bittersweet thing is that while no one is riding their bikes here like back then, the house in front of us has two kids and even some relatives who come with their own kids and today they played outside! Reminded me so much of the old good days.

It's funny how it used to be one or two kids from nearly each house but now it's only one house, although they don't play that often outside. I had a smile watching them, though.^^

I was originally gonna ramble a bit about Yatora but I think I'll leave it for another ask, Kait! I have a lot to ramble about him as well SKDHWJD

It's been a while since I rambled about doing things with Saeyoung, hehe. I love both Saeyoung and Yatora so much, I'm so happy they are in my life! I wanna shower them both with so much affection and make them a flustered mess~!

I hope you have been doing well, Kait! It's really warm these days so stay hydrated and take care! <3

See, that is also a literal heaven for me. I would love to just flop over on the ground and have a dozen cats decide to be my best friend. Honestly, who doesn't want to do that? Who doesn't want to be swarmed by a dozen cats? I'm sure maybe somebody who is allergic might feel that way, but that ain't me and I am here to pet some kitties. But, I think it's worth saying that Saeyoung would eat this up, too.

He clearly is the kind of person who wants to enjoy the outdoors. He loves animals more than anything so if you put him in a chicken coop and tell him to go crazy, I'm pretty sure the situation will turn into something where he is either getting chased down by the entire flock or he's helping them get exercise. Either way, you're going to laugh at him when he inevitably trips in the mud. Farm life is not for him but he's going to fight for it.

Can you imagine that? I don't know if Yatora would do that to you but... It's still funny.

[primordyalsoul]

What made you pick up this character?

How did you get into this franchise/fandom?

Which song do you feel describes your character the most and why?

@solarisgod || canon questionnaire !

What made you pick up this character?

The Rei brainrot simply took root the moment I saw her on screen. I'm not entirely joking bc when I first started watching eva I was quite quickly drawn to Rei because of the big air of mystery that surrounds her; visually she's very distinct from other characters bc of her hair and eye colours, and compared to the others she has less screen time and far less dialogue. Ofc this is intentional to some extent as we're not supposed to know about Rei's origins till much later, but I was just fascinated by how Rei was so central to lore and mystery of E.vangelion but often not explored as often as others, or put in the peripheral of scenes. BUT the scenes we do have when we get explicit insight into her thoughts and feelings are so so fascinating and lonely and heartbreaking that they stuck in mind often, long after I finished watching the series + the movie. I just couldn't stop thinking about how Rei never had a chance at living; as someone literally created from the hubris and grief of others, someone who was never supposed to be, she's trapped in a cycle of being used, constantly struggling to reconcile any semblance of identity because she's only ever a vessel for people's projections. And most of the time she's very resigned to this, but the brief glimpses of her suppressed feelings, particularly her anger at the whole situation really broke my heart, and I really really just wanted to try my hand at exploring this character who so rarely got to voice herself.

How did you get into this franchise/fandom?

My friend convinced me to watch it lmao. I very vaguely remember watching something from the eva franchise when I was around 13/14, but I can't remember what it was, all I remember was being confused JKGFFKL But yeah I'd been aware of eva because it is so popular and referenced a lot in other things, but my friends recommendation pushed me to finally check it out, so I'd watch episodes and message him my reactions as I watched. I find it funny bc I would ask so many questions and he couldn't tell me shit without watching, he'd just send :) smiley faces as I came up with my own theories, and now I do the exact same to my other friends I rope into watching it HJKKL

Which song do you feel describes your character the most and why?

GOD there are SO MANY songs that I associate with Rei or make me think of her ( shameless plug of my playlist for her ) , but one that makes me lose my mind in particular is Autoclave by the m.ountain goats. The metaphor of the heart as an autoclave, a self-locking pressure chamber, struck me as so reicore because for all the introspection she does, a lot of the time she struggles to understand her own feelings, her own heart, and deep down she's frightened of of doing so because she's scared to confront the 'ugly' parts of her - all the anger and anguish and resentment she buries deep down which, if realised with her ability to literally wipe out humanity, could be dangerous. That sort of destructive, apocalyptic imagery is pretty ripe in this song: "Hand me your hand, let me look in your eyes/ As my last chance to feel human begins to vaporize", "I am this great, unstable mass of blood and foam", "And I reach deep down within, but the pathways twist and turn/ And there's no light anywhere, and nothing left to burn" It very much makes me think of Rei leading up to instrumentality, coming to terms with her inevitable 'death'.

[hannahwatcheshorror]

DARK SKIES (2013)

An oddly comical family centric horror with extraterrestrials. What could go wrong? What could go right? It was funny for the wrong reasons, and I must admit I wasn’t the biggest fan of the film. 

⭐⭐.5

Trigger Warning Seizure(?), Child Abuse(?), Suicide, Flashing Lights

We begin with a sweeping view of a picturesque suburban area where a family lives with two (2) kids. They live a normal life and tell scary stories about the Sandman who steals your eyes and feeds them to his children on the moon (right). Mama Lacy and Daddy Daniel are having some money trouble but are about to have some spooky trouble as it appears someone breaks into their home twice so they get the alarm system set up and then the alarm goes off so they have to talk to the alarm lady. When the lady said that all eight (8) of the sensors had been tripped at the same time it really got my goat, I was scared. Next all of their photos are stolen which was very rude and the youngest son keeps saying that the Sandman did it. Then all these birds come flying at the house and killing themselves on it (like s2e3 of Yellowjackets (spoilers?)). If that wasn’t bad enough one night Lacy walks in her kids room to find a dark figure standing in there! Oh, no! 

Daniel sets up cameras in the house to catch anything suspicious going down but outside of the house Lacy had a full on meltdown (just like her son did earlier). Daniel is also caught having a meltdown and Lacy tries to talk him into the whole alien idea but he isn’t into it. The younger son has bruises all over his torso and it looks like fingers, alien fingers! The older son blacks out in the woods and the doc finds weird symbols on him so they have to call Child Protective Services, so what does Daniel do? He immediately goes out and shoves the elder boy his son is friends with. Because fighting kids is gonna look really good to CPS. At the same time their family friend brings the younger son home who is covered in bruises and the parents are just agasp. They don’t know what to do or how they got here. Lacy is very confrontational with Daniel now about the situation since he wouldn’t believe her earlier and now their kids are clearly in danger.

To try and be a better dad or something, Daniel is looking through all the footage and in all the static finds a perfectly clear image of the creatures in the room just chilling out in there. It was honestly very silly that in all the heavily distorted footage one clear still would be in there like that but hey, we are making movie magic here, people (gags)! They meet up with J. K. Simmons who is an alien expert in this universe and he is helpful but also just kind of tells us that the situation is dire and that they cannot do anything about it. “The events you’ve been experiencing, the disturbances in your home, the blackouts, the marks on your bodies… They are not the beginning of something, Daniel. They are the end of something.” So, yeah, just like that they start to board up the house and prep for aliens to come take their son (because that is what they do apparently) but the older son is not a fan of this so he storms out (he comes back though). The younger son thinks that if he gives the Sandman his eyes that they will all be safe (yikes).

So, it is the final night, right? And they all are ready for the big fight, right? And the parents totally expect the aliens to come through the front door/first floor. Why? Because why not, I guess! And as soon as the first alien appeared on the second floor of the home (because there was no reason why they were going to come in on the first floor) I let out a loud “tee hee!” Seriously though, it was so silly I have no idea what the thought process was. Also the mom immediately leaves her post in front of the door guarding the children. The family puts up a fight against the alien menace but they all get separated and suddenly the older child is in a dreamscape where he sees his dad having killed his mom and then killing himself. Snap back to reality (ope, there goes gravity) and the elder son is by himself surrounded by aliens, his family is looking on, horrified as he is sucked up into space. Ah, so the twist was that the eldest child had been visited by aliens as a wee baby and somehow wasn’t taken then so this time when they came back the parents assumed the aliens were here for the younger child but really they were coming back for the older child. Our movie ends with us hearing the elder child speaking through a walkie-talkie trying to reach his brother.

-----------------------HANNAH WATCHES HORROR--------------------

[comfethan]

john ward is there for height reference since hes like 6'2...

more info about the au under the cut :-)

if you cant tell from the name abbreviations in order its:

clint edwards, adam, amelea lewis (pre and post possession), the breather, lydia (first and current design), luna youngman, mr delfalco, and tanner grayton.

so basically the wttg cast take the places of the faith cast. its kind of just the faith story but with the wttg cast and minor differences (since the wttg cast is like. significantly more morally evil)

clint edwards takes the place of john ward, because:

theyre both protags and i like putting clint in situations. i also just find their personalities and struggles similar. for clints design, the white dot is a rosary, and the white thing he holds is a camera. the flash scares demons away, and i thought it was fitting for a reporter.

adam takes the place of gary miller, because:

both cult leaders, and FREAKY 👅. also both main antagonists. as much as i wouldve liked to out adam in garys creep outfit i just couldnt. so to make his design stand out a bit more hes crooked to the left. makes him more uncanny, like hes wearing his own skin.

amelea lewis takes the place of amy martin, because:

girl that the protagonist tries desperately to save but ultimately fails and it haunts them forever!? also theyre both my fav girls ever. every character in wttg is an adult, so they remain adults here despite amy being like 17. so amelea is grown. not an excuse to be weird tho

the breather takes the place of michael davies, because:

i just think irs reallyyyy funny. im only human okay... the breather could be described as a naked man in the woods, dont you think? i really dont have a deep reason it was just a feeling...

lydia takes the place of tiffany robinson, because:

tiffany was like very desperate for gary and i think thats fitting for lydias whole thing. even though i dont think she was obsessed with adam, i can definitely see her in that position. also originally she was sister miriam but... haha.

luna youngman takes the place of lisa pearson, because:

blah blah clint and luna childhood friends is real to me okay... and luna smoking and them fighting alu.... UGHH JUST HEAR ME OUTTTT!!!!!! and they hold hands... lisa also just reminds me of luna in general on a personality thing. i kind of associate them together... maybe because they have similar names...

mr delfalco takes the place of father garcia, because:

listen i just needed someone to hold a shotgun and be morally (literally...) gray. and someone old. most characters didnt work for that... at the end of the day delfalco is what you get, alright? hes cool. he fits surprisingly well. or enough...

tanner grayton takes the place of miriam bell, because:

because i HATE HIM!!!!!!! i needed someone to take miriams bell but theres literally no women in wttg (WTF) so you know ehat just make tanner give birth to adam why not. give birth to a demon tanner... its punishment to give birth to a being as horrible as adam

anyway i do think thats every main character covered. the ones i have left would b like amys parents, the demons, or other characters that i dont think are thaat important. like father allred.

if theres any other character u think i should add tho tell me

shootout to my goat @keep-qui3t for helping me figure out some things and also motivating me 😮😮😮 more content soon

[m1ckeyb3rry]

LMAOOOO FR Niko entering his mc era instead of pursuit boruto it’s just “the misadventures of Niko and prof aiku”

Wait I forgot about the manectric (I fr just scrolled and screenshotted the teams before the post the buried and lost forever because there’s no way im remembering that all Karasu DEFINITELY has beef with electric types now im crying somehow I envisioned lucario physically packing up steelix and like rolling it into a ball

HAHA wait Karasu either a little starly would be so cute though having his birds evolve through the story also as a marker of his development >>>

Joltik carrying the team from the minute it first enters its pokeball LMAO I bet the abusers are also like “lmao you brought a house spider to sweep up” and she’s like “yeah basically” wait HAHAHAHA I can just imagine it’s formatted like those goody episodes where we have one moment of screaming and running and immediately cut to spa moment cucumbers on the eyes face mask and the constant flipping between those vibes LMAOOO what that would be really fucking funny reader and otoya like that meme where the mom (Karasu) is scolding the child who’s on their knees like repenting and then the dad says something back then proceeds to sit his ass down and get his head bonked

It’s so ugly it’s actually scary even the Godzilla looking one that ended up on your 1k team I fr saw that and jaw dropped

Locking in…definitely locking in……haha…..ha…..

READER AND CO PAVING THE WAY FOR MODERN HAPPY POKEMON SOCIETY waitttttt ok so pursuit canon pokemon studios animation when Niko would def have a little zygarde cell (that’s what they’re called i forgot and was too lazy to look it up) LMFAO CHARLES GETTING NOTHING AHAHAHA true Charles with a legendary would mean chaos (if he did have one I can see it being hoopa)

Yeahhh ugh forced to use google suites so I can access files anywhere born to use Microsoft office smh

YESS will happily send in any references I find or make LOL

IT WAS SO HYPE I fr saw that and thought “omg the beginning of an era guys” PURSUIT WOOHOO so what I’m hearing is both hollyhock and peregrine will not reach pursuit length LMAOO

Also forgot to mention earlier don’t be shy feel free to yk just drop a little Karasu fic dw abt it….thank you to the person who requested the vague Karasu fic

- Karasu anon

LMAOO niko finally getting his time to shine after being relegated to sidekick/unpaid intern in oaeu 😭 niko + prof aiku is a LETHAL combo omg i can imagine it so vividly…dare i say niko is trying to complete the pokédex for aiku?? and that’s why he sets out on his journey and meets the rest of his crew???

one close combat from lucario and steelix is DONE FOR 😩 tbh i forgot abt the manectric too i only remembered because i went to check yuki’s team to see how karasu would stack up with his final team LMAOO there’s so many characters and teams i have to keep it organized w the notion and constantly reference back or else i’ll make mistakes

that’s what i was thinking like when we meet him he’s sassy cocky karasu with a bunch of baby birds (pidgey fletchling starly murkrow) and then as we go through the story and he gets more and more mature they begin to evolve and match his energy (maybe they haven’t evolved yet because karasu’s still in his baby crow era at first but by traveling w reader and co he turns into someone respectable and super trustworthy which is why the birds finally allow themselves to evolve…plus the quality of their battles goes from random gym trainers to team x, reader and co, mc trio, and other crazy situations so they have to evolve or fall behind yk)

joltik has BEEN slaying omg wait that arc could be the establishment of joltik dominance 🧐 like everyone including otoya underestimates it but reader’s like nah joltik’s got this and then surprisingly it actually did stand on business…what a goat 🤩 PLSSS i was imagine that one gordon ramsay meme where karasu with reader is like “shhh gorgeous oh dear oh dear it’s okay” like very gentle when reprimanding her (stressed but careful not to be mean) but with otoya it’s like “WHAT ARE YOU??? AN IDIOT SANDWICH”

wait charles w a hoopa is insane work especially because iirc pursuit charles has shidou as a mentor?? imagine shidou and hoopa interactions LMAOAO oh my god the nagiy/n daughter x charles wedding is even more chaotic because one the one hand we have like pokémon verse royalty in the form of reader and co + aiku + the old elite four and then on the other we just have a bunch of legendaries also running around (except yveltal who’s chilling w hydreigon at the buffet table)

HAHAH i think it’s so funny that the word count inflation is so great that we’re both like “yeah 80-100k nbd” like when i actually think abt it I’m like yo that’s lowkey really long actually but considering peregrine’s already at 30k ish and we still haven’t even shown him and reader together safe to say there’s def a bit of writing to be done before we reach the end!!

LMAOO thinking of pursuit karasu made me want to write him as a male lead again 🥹 he’s just sm more agreeable than nagi like nagi NEEDS a slowburn vs karasu cooperates with whatever trope i want from him he’s truly my goat for that…angst crack romance action WHATEVER he’s got it covered he’ll walk in ready to work 🤩 lowkey maybe i should write smth more serious for him…fwtkac and freaky friday were miraverse crack and bfb isn’t crack but it’s too normal LMAOO i want to make him suffer a bit

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orchid, mahonia, chia, edelweiss, papyrus? :0

HI BESTIEEEE sorry this took all day i was at work and then tumblr didn’t save any of my very long reply that i’d already made

orchid -> what's a song you consider to be perfect?

oh fuck this is tough there’s a ton. i would say right now this live version of miami 2017 by billy joel, the original studio version is pretty perfect but the power behind these live vocals is just unmatched

i would also give bonus points to 4 Leaf Clover by Ravyn Lanae, Kalopsia by Queens of the Stone Age, My Sister by Angel Olsen, and My Baby’s Taking Me Home by Sparks. bonus mention to Face to Face by Daft Punk which i don’t think is a perfect song but is one of the coolest pieces of music i’ve ever heard. there’s some great videos breaking down the samples that song uses, a couple of which haven’t even been found yet

mahonia -> what place, thing, activity inspires you most and how do you express yourself when it does?

honestly i don’t know. seeing live music helps me wanna make music but honestly i feel the most motivated to make things when they come out of just raw high emotion. like right now i’m dealing with a traumatic situation and i’m not doing super well but i also really wanna get all that shit just like out so im more motivated than ever to make something out of it. it’s a bit bleak but true, a lot of the stuff i’ve been proudest of has come out of the urge to vent outweighing the fear of not making “good” art. not to say i shouldn’t get help or i’ll lose my ability to make things i’m proud of, but i’m the most inspired when i have overwhelming emotions i feel the need to turn into something productive

chia -> what's an inside joke you have with someone else?

DRACULA CHRISTMAS DRACULA CHRISTMAS DRACULA CHRISTMAS

edelweiss -> how'd you think of your url/ username? what's it associated with to you?

someone asked me about this in a reply this morning lol, it was a dumb joke at work. we were talking about different livestock milks outside of goats and cows and thought the phrase “hog milk” was so fucking funny but that was taken so it became hogmilked which is infinitely more harrowing

papyrus -> if you put your 'on repeat' playlist on shuffle, what's the first song that comes up? what do you like about it / associate it with?

i can’t find an on repeat playlist on tidal which is what i use, but i have been coping with the aforementioned traumatic experience with two specific albums so i’ll recommend a song off that

i talk a ton about suede these days but their debut album (along with …Like Clockwork by Queens of the Stone Age) has been my comfort albums the last couple days and a good portion of what i’ve been listening to. i love the whole album but this is my favorite song off it by far. i’ve said it many times before but everyone, especially those who like 90s alt and britpop, should listen to suede’s self titled debut. perfect album imo

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