#i think a lot of people have so much nostalgia for phases 1 2 and 3 with the ending in endgame not just because of the obvious fact that

[fonteyn]

Imagine thinking that the recent "failure" (by Disney standards) of Phase 4 of the Marvel Cinematic Universe is because of the addition of "diversity wokeism" (their words, not mine) and a lack of focus from the architects of the MCU (mostly Kevin Feige) on the overarching storyline that binds all movies & shows and not due to the fundamentally unsustainable structure currently in place that attempts to make several gigantic billion dollar movies every year for the last 12 years whilst obviously relying on the exploitation of workers, particularly vfx artists, so much that it's driving people out of the industry, and milking as much money as possible through it all...

Like, sorry to say but: they aren't making movies...they're just rolling another product off the assembly line at this point.

[iamyourdailydoseofbi]

WHY ARE PEOPLE LEAVING FANDOM'S? WHAT I HAVE FOUND OUT.

So, I have noticed that a lot of my mutual's for many fandom's ( TUA, TWD, Z-NATION, WWDITS, Derry Girls, HOTD, etc. ) have been dropping like flies.

[ I love you my beautiful friends, and I hope one day you will feel comfortable and safe to come back 😘 ]

It got me thinking, why? Why? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?! But, after talking to a few of my mutual's on other apps, it came down to mainly three common things with these mutual's. ( note, this is not for every fandom / fan, this was just the mutual's that I talked to, okay? )

1. The TV show ended, so there isn't much reason to stick around anymore. ( Umbrella Academy, The Walking Dead, Derry Girls, Z-Nation, What We Do in the Shadows, etc. )

Which is valid. If there are no more ( Ex. Sunday episodes for HOTD or Sunday episodes for TWD ) not many fans wanna stick around.

Then, after so many fans leave. It kind of becomes a 'dead fandom'. Where people sometimes goes back to time to time and be like, "Oh, I remember that show.." for nostalgia.

2. Their interests have changed.

Like any common trend, some people just say, "Nah, I don't like *insert show* anymore. I liked the 5th season and 2nd. But, I'm just not that into *insert genre* tv shows anymore." Again, valid.

Everyone had gone through one kind of phase before. It could have been books ( PJO, HP, etc. ) or fashion ( Skinny jeans, graphic t-shirts, etc. ) or music ( MCR, Blood on the Dance Floor, etc. )

It's fine to grow and change.

3. The fandom doesn't feel like a fandom anymore. This is a BIG one that many have told me.

People are clashing together, book vs tv show fights, character x character ships are constantly hating on each other, death threats are being sent to actors / fans / fanfic writers, you can't share your opinion without someone sending hate, etc.

The best example is HOTD. A fandom that I am in / write for.

Now, now, here me out! I have been very open about the hate in the fandom. You can check. I've gotten hate for writing about highly requested character's ( Aegon, Aemond, etc. ) and I have called out how fans are acting towards each other / actors.

What I don't get is this. We are all in the same fandom.

How did we go from, "Oh, Tom Glynn-Carney is really cute in Aegon's wig. It suits him.", "I have a fan theory that maybe in the next episode they'll do this part from the book because the teaser at the end of the episode it shows..", and, "I hope they put this scene in the show!"

To "Oh, you think Tom Glynn-Carney is cute as Aegon? Well you support r@pe and deserve death threats!", "Oh, you wrote a fanfic / oneshot / etc. for this character? Oh, it has a trope that it being used by a lot of other writers? Here's hate for that!", and, "Tom Glynn-Carney says that Aegon is a complex character...so clearly he supports..."

The main point is that this is why soooooo many of people are dropping out of fandom's. And when people call it out, they either get run out of the fandom as well or blasted for it with death threats.

Fandom's used to be places where people could go to geek out with others. A safe place. It's why there is comic con, etc. People want to know other fans, the want a safe place to go to.

Now, it's become a place where you have to mostly keep your head down low and not say a thing to avoid being run out because you share a different opinion.

In conclusion? I hope that fandom's can be kind to each once again so that people feel safe / comfortable to come back.

To all my beautiful fans who were run out / felt like they had to leave a fandom, I love you and understand why you left. I hope one day you will come back and find joy in the fandom that you once did.

To those of you running out fans / sending death threats. It's you that ruins the fandom. Fandom's were safe places for people, now you've ruined it for those people.

If you don't like a fandom / other fan, you have other options :

1. IGNORE THEM AND LEAVE THEM ALONE!

2. BLOCK A TAG / ACCOUNT YOU DON'T LIKE!

3. DON'T SEND DEATH THREATS!

4. FIND A PART OF THE FANDOM THAT MATCHES YOU AND STICK TO IT!

5. Block their account / tag, ignore them, not send death threats, leave them alone and enjoy the parts of the fandom that matches you.

It's that simple!

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hopefully i can get this out there. so i am tagging some of the bigger people i know / follow..

@lovelykhaleesiii

@danytar

@lady-ashfade

@targaryen-dynasty

@cayenne1

@perfinn

@two-white-butterflies

@youraverageaemondsimp

[ask-emoripals]

top ten list of all the knives that sunny owns

🔪: *Cracks knuckles* Ah hell yeah.

10: three-bladed knife. Outside of the novelty of a tri-bladed knife it really isn’t anything special, still a pretty cool knife though.

9: Recreation of Stone Age knife. Pretty damn badass recreation and a great way of seeing history, but there’s a reason they were phased out with bronze and other metal knives

8: My first knife. Just a steak knife with a small chip on its blade. Still nice to keep for nostalgia.

7: Workplace utility knife. High up primarily for it’s practicality for cutting into boxes and other containers… surprisingly effective in lockpicking into abandoned buildings.

6: Medieval dagger. (with sheath) Makes me feel like a badass assassin, and the sheathe is quite pretty and nice to stim with.

5: Serrated knife with foot long blade. Effectively a short sword. Almost never carry it in public but it’s great for cutting meat from the grocery store, and the serrated edges are good for opening cans. Can’t get higher due to people thinking I’m a serial killer for having this with me.

4: Butterfly knife. Badass appearance and opening mechanism. I use primarily for knife tricks, though it’s great for carving wood.

3: Aztec sacrificial knife. A birthday gift from Mari. Blade is so fucking sharp that I got a severe bleeding by merely brushing against it slightly. Fancy appearance especially with the obsidian blade.

2: Swiss Army knife. Nice appearance, cool and practical functionalities, and is usable in a lot of situations. Less of a knife as much as it it a multitool. But so very awesome.

1: Puukko. A damn beautiful knife, sheath is wood carved with cute kitties, blade has some nice runes, and the handle is made from birch and is so very pleasant to handle. Extremely practical, and can be used to cut meat, brush clearing, cutting tree branches and firewood.

And this is my list for my knife collection. Do ask me other questions involving knives or other weapons, and perhaps the jewelry and crafts I’ve made too.

[kustas]

people also tend to become much more impatient or intolerant of shounen battle genre(from jump magazine) as they age and they start reading more seinen series as late teens, even with their success its not a wonder multiple people started to phase out naruto,bleach, bnha ect as the series went on, while there's some that try to do different things its not a guarantee, tastes just changes as you grow older despite having nostalgia fondness for it there might be 1 or 2 series that catches your eye but i don't think ppl in their 20s actively keep up with everything in popular shounen circles cause so many seems juvenile which its supposed to be lol

yeah, having reread some stuff I liked as a teenager I realized that, although if it touched the powerbattle elements for me I don't think these are inherently immature, it's a wide concept that can be executed in so many ways

i do however see a LOT of people online who never do phase out of it and who no matter the age keep reading stuff for kids and teens which is beyond me. the moment i found the satisfaction of adult stories reaching into zones that'd not be appropriate or interesting for a story aimed for a younger audience I never went back. i see a lot of people exploring these themes through fanworks and some are great but the hater part of my heart wants to say if you find yourself as an adult exclusively reading angst or smut fic you would benefit from reading material meant for your age range

[pookys-ponderings]

Convention: True Otaku

I've always kind of been involved in fandom culture from a young age, mostly because I was always an art kid. For me, the internet art space and fandom are largely interchangeable due to just how much overlap there is, especially in the last 5 years where fandom and fandom art is getting mainstream. My personal experience with the space started with my digital animal drawing phase at 12 years old on a children's coding platform called Scratch. On this platform, I made a friend around the same age as me that I would discuss art and characters with, do art trades, and follow art trends like 'animation memes' together using the animal characters we would make up. Because of this, I've always been kind of familiar with this idea of community-centered content and making that content your own through your art.

Today, my fandom interactions consist of enjoying anime, discussing it, and making fanart with that same friend I made on that platform, 8 years later (as well buying merch for shows here and there). This person has become my great friend, and as a byproduct of the kind of content we grew up on, also like my 'fandom outlet' to talk about all the things I've become fixated on at any moment. I have seen people in fandom that make cliques on art-fandom-friendly places like Twitter, Tumblr, or Instagram whose online friends tend to move on once their fixation on the media or fandom dies out, and this is probably the sad reality of what It would have been like for me if not for my good friend and the great times we've had talking to one another, so I'm really thankful for them.

Aside from anime, sometimes I draw those old characters of mine for nostalgia and appreciation for the characters, but otherwise I like to focus on generating anime fanart or coming up with new original content centered around human characters. I think I personally enjoy fandom activities because it allows me to express my love for a piece of media and bring new life into it by making it my own while I am simultaneously challenging myself to be creative. Mostly though, it's one of my consistently favorite things to bring my interests to another person and discuss it and enjoy it together. It goes beyond a connection with a piece of media that might be fleeting into a connection with other people that can continually respond to you and enjoy your company.

My interactions on social media have been modest ever since I graduated from Scratch territory, 1) because I was focused on online safety for a majority of my childhood, and 2) by the time I was confident enough to put myself out on mainstream social media to a degree, my friend had already kind of fulfilled the need that social media provides. So the extent of my interactions on these platforms have been mostly just liking art and fanart I admire and posting a new art piece to get like 1 like on Twitter, which I have become perfectly happy with receiving.

Despite being casually involved in fandom for the majority of my life, I've never actually attended a convention despite wanting to in these later years. I've always liked halloween and dressing up to become a character, and I know I would love cosplay and attending conventions. A few years back in high school, I even made (with my mom's help) a costume of pretty niche video game character, Hornet from Hollow Knight (niche, considering I was just going to walk around the neighborhood). The whole experience was exactly how everyone described the experience of cosplaying in the True Otaku documentary: making the costume is a lot of hard work and trial and error, especially if you're a novice, but the end result is that you get to become immersed in and play the part of a character you really like. And surprisingly, even though I was just walking around the neighborhood and most people didn't really get it, there were a few that did and those people and their enthusiasm have always stuck out in my mind.

If I ever went to a convention in the future, which I think I'll probably do at some point when I'm not as busy with other things, I'll definitely be cosplaying something, either my already established Hornet costume or a character from an anime I like.

[arty-shadow-morningstar]

Graveyard Siblings (3)

Some for revenge and some sibling bonding.

[Masterlist]

(Part 1)(Part 2)

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Adrien was next to be visited. Plagg woke him up from his sleep.

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“Kit, wake up. I want camembert.”

“Plagg, silence. You are not getting any cheese if you do that.”

“Sorry, Adrien but you are not my ‘master’ anymore.”

“Plagg? Why are you here? Where’s the ring?”

“The ring is as far away as possible and kept safely away. I am here because someone wants to talk to you.”

“Who?”

A cloaked, hooded figure stepped out of the shadows to his room.

“Kitty. My Chaton. Did you miss me?” A sweet, familiar but yet so terrifying voice came from the figure.

She pulled down the hood to reveal Ladybug with a wicked-looking black mask with white lenses.

“What am I talking about? You do miss me. Your Bugaboo. Too bad I don’t feel the same, Adrien.”

Lightning flashed and it started to rain. The mask was gone, revealing his dead classmate, Marinette with chilling red eyes. The pigtails grew longer and curved upwards, giving the illusion of her having horns. Twin blades flashed and she leaped towards him. (Damian gave them to her with some lessons in exchange for spending time with, babysitting, the kwamis.)

Adrien scrambled away from the bed in the nick of time. A sword impaling the spot where he just was.

“Plagg, help. Where is the ring? I need to transform.”

“Sorry, kitten. I am not telling you. Even if you did have the ring, it’s not going to be much help.”

“Kitty, stay still. Then, we can be together. Just like you wanted.”

Adrien continued to dodge.

“What do you mean?” He all but screamed at Plagg.

“Pigtails, here, is a vengeful spirit. She’s not going to stop until she is satisfied. How about asking her what she wants?”

“Ladybug, what do you want?”

“What I wanted was a partner I could rely on, someone I can trust with my life, someone who wouldn’t stab me in the back for his own selfish gain. I wanted a friend who would have my back and not tell me to keep quiet at the price of my mental health and my relationships with people I care about. WAS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!”

She managed to get a cut on his left cheek.

Soon, he was on the ground, bleeding out on the round.

“Tell Hawkmoth that he better watch out. Because-” lightning struck and Plagg and Ladybug had disappeared, “his downfall is coming.” Her voice echoed through his room.

Adrien laid bleeding until Natalie opened the door after hearing a crash from the room and came to check on him. As she called an ambulance for Adrien, she wondered if it wasn’t too late to ask for redemption and be spared from Ladybug’s wrath for her part in her murder.

Adrien had the word ‘TRAITOR’ carved into his back. Forever reminding him of his crimes.

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He wasn’t in school for a week after the incident. They all were told that Adrien had an accident while fencing.

Gabriel was a little panicking now.

He hired an exorcist, (John Constantine got a hefty amount and did a few flashy magic tricks to appease Gabriel but he didn’t lift the curse Maria put on the place. She is not someone to be on the bad side of and he thinks that he can’t lift it even if he wanted to.)

Emilie gets a little sus at Gabriel when he brought this strange man with a British accent into their home after their son got attacked in his own room with security tighter than Fort Knox.

She doesn’t buy that ‘accident’ bullshit that her husband, son and even Natalie tries to sell her. She thinks it is connected to what happened while she was in a coma.

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Adrien has a curse too.

(Credit to @raeuberprinzessin for giving me an idea)

He couldn’t act like the ‘Perfect Adrien’ in public anymore. Acting more like Chat Noir at first then, later a spoiled brat. His friends thought that he was finally rebelling against his father and encouraged it a lot.

Adrien started criticizing other people, strangers at first then to the people working on the photoshoots to his fans to his other school mates, people in his class and his friends. (The curse planted ideas into his head about what he should say and he said them all without thinking about the effect it has on other people)

People started avoiding him not liking his attitude and his comments about how they should behave and change something about them because he doesn’t like it that way and guilt-tripping them when he doesn’t get his way. Even Nino started to distance himself after he saw how Adrien talked to a fan.

The public thought it was a phase but as he got progressively worse, people started despising him. Adrien doesn’t realize this of course so far, happy that his father let him get away with ‘ruining the Agreste image.’ (Gabriel was worried about a potential vengeful ghost and making sure his wife didn't know about his stint as a supervillain. There was also the fact that the Afterlife made more sales than him again and managed to get on the cover of Vogue when he should have, dammit.) He was finally able to say what he wanted to without repercussions. Until he realized when Nino and everyone else cancelled for a hangout for the third time that week that he was slowly losing his friends.

He panics and tries to fix the situation. He didn’t want to be alone again.

He talks to Nino about it and to his horror, he couldn’t stop himself from saying many things that were a little hurtful. (Second part. The moment he realizes he is going to be alone. He is going to find out that yes, lies can hurt people. He is going to see it happen firsthand.)

Nino moved seats and told Adrien that their friendship was on hold until he apologized.

Soon, nearly every time his mouth opened, lies and insults about his friends or their embarrassing secrets came spilling out. Everyone hated him now and Mme. Bustier tried to give him a reprimand about his behaviour, which when he tried to defend himself, he found himself unable to speak.

He managed to explain to his father what caused his unpopularity by writing what happened to him. Unfortunately due to his poor behaviour before the second part of the curse was activated, his fan base was dwindling and people didn’t like him anymore so there was a hit on the Gabriel brand.

He no longer has to do modeling, clearing his schedule. But no one would spend time with him.

The best solution he could do with his predicament was to keep quiet and endure the loneliness and the glares of his classmates at school. Adrien was relegated to the back and nearly everyone avoided him. He was now a social pariah.

Even Lila avoided him because of her own curse which made Adrien turn into one of her previous victims. (She also didn’t ponder why Marinette rarely appears compared to the others.)

If Adrien felt a tiny bit remorseful or guilty for making Marinette keep quiet or betraying Ladybug, he can gain a little control over what he says.

The curse can be broken if he apologizes to Maria herself or to her grave.

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The first few months, while Marinette adapted to living with the Waynes, Jason stayed over at Wayne Manor because having Maria living with him at his apartment wasn’t a good idea and he had no clue how to take care of a teenage girl.

On paper she is adopted by Bruce because Jason can’t. (Some CPS reasons.)

Making Jason a little more salty towards Bruce. “I found her first. I called dibs.”

Brought Maria to meet the other Outlaws and they adopted her too. “Hey, guys. She’s my sister first.”

Jason was the one to teach her how to shoot a gun because he was ‘the most capable’ of teaching her.

The first few months were a little tense with Marinette not fully trusting them and the same with the rest of the Batfam.

Jason warmed her up a bit to him by telling a little of why he took her here.

He was also the one to book them flight to Paris with Bruce’s credit card so she can tell her friends that she wasn’t dead in person.

They bonded more after stopping some nefarious plot in Paris while they were there. Let’s say Gentleman Ghost and something involving the catacombs in Paris. (I watched some Batman: Brave and the Bold for childhood nostalgia.)

Kwamis were animal-shaped and they were interesting creatures to be around. And very very curious.

There was a stressful day for Maria when all the Kwamis decided to play hide and seek. Damian somehow got roped into helping her as the only available person in the Manor and he will deny that he enjoyed it.

Damian is the little brother she always wanted and she is more tolerable compared to his brothers. There is also the fact that she trusts him with the kwamis and deep down, he feels super-honoured. (I just love older sister!Mari)

Tim and her being insomniac/coffee buddies. There has been many many interventions to stop this.

I get that Marinette is this selfless person and loves making people happy but she has siblings now and them eating the stuff she made for herself to enjoy, should get on her nerves after a while.

She makes a box with booby-traps in which she puts in her cookies and food.

There are many different layers of traps because this is the Batfam and each of them is non-lethal and more ridiculous.

Okay, I once read a fic about Marinette making a bear-trap style box to hide the Miracle Box so this box is also like that but kept for food. (Traps and Sneaks by quicksilversquared)

Someone (I vote a hungry Dick or Jason, maybe a suspicious Bruce) made a mistake of putting their hand into the box and the first trap activated.

Screams filled the house.

Everyone came down including Marinette.

Bruce asked, “Who did this?”

“It was me.”

“Why?”

“They kept eating the cookies.”

“There are other ways to stop them from doing that you know like a ‘Do Not Touch’ sign not a death trap box.”

“They are non-lethal.”

Bruce locked it away but Tim later stole it to tweak it and store his coffee. ------ (Part 4)

[garmmy]

garm’s video game wrap-up 2021

i started this last year (garm’s video game wrap-up 2020), just as a way to do some doodle fanart at least for the games i enjoyed throughout the year!!

through my life i’ve been mostly a portable console player, but thanks to being stuck at home these days i’ve been able to play some of my console/pc backlog. i’m glad!!

as with the previous year, these are just some short (spoiler-free!) thoughts on the games that got me through 2021.

- trails into reverie: technically started last year. super glad to revisit the crossbell gang! and i love the kind of 'sky 3rd' formula. and tbh it's still pretty amazing to see all the chars get together..if i had to choose a most "fun" trails this would probably be the one���

- persona 5 royal: i love persona games so it took me long enough to get to p5 😅 i love it!! the presentation is so well-polished, and i got really attached to the phantom thieves as characters..probably my 2nd fave persona game now after p2ep~

- 13 sentinels aegis rim: i think nothing needs to be said, it took over my brain and still hasn’t let go..... the visuals/music are sooo good, i love the characters so much, the story is crazy in the good way. and met some cool people through 13s too so thank you for my life!!

- ai the somnium files: another crazy game that twisted my brain around, i had a blast with zero escape trilogy and aitsf was no different! what a ride!! and i always love these mystery-solving puzzle room things. i need time to regrow my braincells for nirvana initiative...

- stellaris: my first time playing a 4x game (i am so bad at it), i wish i had more timeeee to play it but i enjoy seeing your little aliens expand out into the universe! and the space vibes(?) music is SO good as relaxing/work bgm..faster than light🎵

- ys viii: finally! i think ys8 is a lot of people’s fave ys game so i was excited to get to it? i can see why, the music is amazing, the island exploration is so fun, and...dana 😭😭  ys9 is still my personal fave but this was such a fun adventure i loved it!

- great ace attorney 1+2: i had just started (finally) playing it on 3ds when they announced the localisation T_T anyway i love all the ace attorney games so far and gaa is no different!! gaa2 especially kept me on edge the whole time (still can't top aai2 for me though 😆) 

- mass effect 1: after 1000 years of rotting in my steam library!! i think i was always scared off because shooting game, but i'm so glad i finally got myself to play it. baby's first western rpg..i LOVE space+alien+worldbuilding stuff and this game is everything i ever wanted...

- fuga melodies of steel: another group of kids to adopt and protect 😭😭 i'm so happy it's out, it was worth the wait and it's such a fun little game..i looove the aesthetics and music (i did with solatorobo too) and i really enjoy the gameplay loop this time!!

- a short hike: what a short and sweet game!! i'd love to play more relaxing exploration games like this where you just talk to npcs, do fun stuff without worrying about dying or resource management haha. amazing style and music, i love it ;w;

- night in the woods: a very relatable story to the ‘depressed 20yo dropout’ phase of my life 😂 sometimes we’re always lost but it feels a bit better to be lost with friends. the mood set by the wonderful music and aesthetics is absolutely amazing O: and the dialogue!! love it.

- detention: baby's first(?) horror game😭 i have no reflexes so admittedly those parts are hell, but that aside the aesthetic/sound make a truly amazing atmosphere i really love!! it's set before my time but even then the settings evoke a lot of nostalgia for me;;

- mass effect 2: cries i love this little alien(+some humans) gang...i missed being able to converse with your squadmates anywhere, but i LOVE the loyalty missions and how they flesh out each character, i feel extra attached to this gang. i'll miss exploring the galaxy with them!

- kuro no kiseki: still on chapter 1, but looks like 2021 was a 'start with trails, end with trails' year 😄 i'm rooting for van and friends' gourmet adventures🥞finally i'm done with my 2021 wrap-up, can't wait for new adventures in 2022!!

[scmsdivinecultists]

What your fave SCM god says about you

I read one psychology article and now I’m all knowing. Hope at least one of these points apply to you simps

If your favourite is Leon, you are one of the following:

Youngest child

Outcast or the “popular” kid

Daddy issues

Your childhood dream was either to be royalty or be rich

You hyperfixate to many things

You might say ur not charismatic but you’ve had at least more than 1 person you rejected a love confession to

“You’re wrong, I’m right, shut up.”

You don’t fall in love easily but once you do, you fall hard

You like smug bastards or you have a bondage fantasy

Your favourite voltage game is one of the following: Kissed by the Baddest Bidder, Court of Darkness, Masquerade’s Kiss, or Kings of Paradise

You have fairy lights in your room filled with pictures or posters

You had a massive friend group but at least 5 people have left from then to now

You cling onto memories like they’re a lifeline

You have the latest phone or more than 3 leisure electronics

If your favourite is Scorpio:

You can’t be any taller than 5′6

You probably listen to bands and can’t go anywhere without your headphones

Really creative

Your favourite Shakespeare play was Hamlet or Macbeth

Have had or is going through an emo phase

Hates writing essays

Have 3 best friends max

You have definitely bought albums, posters, or merch of your faves

ur probably a weeb

you’ve broken a bone or you’re very knowledgeable in the medical field/how to harm the human body for some reason

dark humour is the best humour

Your friends are very concerned for you because of said humour

You like watching people play Monopoly bc of the chaos

into so many fandoms that you know the lore of your faves more than you know the material you learn at school

If your favourite is Teorus:

You are an only or youngest child

Spoiled

Daddy/Mommy issues

Abandonment issues

You feel like you fade into the background/don’t contribute much to the group

You feel like you are often forgotten

You’re close with your cousins

You probably have a pet

Taylor Swift or 1D for life

Have definitely threatened to kill or beat someone up despite you intimidating no one

You want to play an important role but you are so not the leader type

You like Ouran Host Club

You like the outdoors

You probably like To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before

Your favourite disney princess is Rapunzel or Cinderella

If your favourite is Huedhaut:

You are definitely a romantic

You’re not an air sign (Gemini, Aquarius, or Libra)

You’re a moron or you make bad decisions and Hue is there to help balance that out

Chances are you read more fanfic than actual books

Your system is 70% caffeine

For some reason you have lots of random trivia

Have you considered therapy for your suppressed trauma?

Dungeons and Dragons fan

You’re really into alcohol or you despise it

Loyalty is the trait you admire most

You want to feel like a sassy and classy bitch but you gave up after 2 days

Your favourite ship trope is enemies to lovers or slow burn

A lot of pent up angst but you hide it 

you put other people > yourself bc you don’t want them to make the same mistakes you did

Why do you have so many memes saved?

Why do you have reaction pictures for everything?

If your favourite is Dui:

You’re probably not into guys

FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT

Either you’re a precious sunshine child or you are the most fucked up human in your friend circle

You have a choking kink

You either take sides in fights or you’re the middle ground

You make lots of threats but no one is acc taking them seriously

You probably are a massive manipulator

You’re psychotic and have violent tendencies 

Your best friend lives far away from you/ you have an internet friend that gets you more than your IRL ones

You say honesty is the best policy but you lie the most

Everyone comes to you for advice but you think you’re the most mentally unstable

You have identity issues and u change ur mind all the time 

Whatever you were as a kid, you’re probably the opposite of that now

If your favourite is Ichthys:

You are attached to the characters with the most trauma

You must not be a clean freak or your room is equally as messy as Ikky’s

Oldest or middle child (either way u have siblings) 

Never got to go to an amusement park as a kid 

Want attention/didn't get enough attention as a kid

You want Ichthys’ parents to adopt u bc they are the family stability you crave

Unresolved trauma and definitely not mentally stable 

You liked dinosaurs as a kid

You had pet fish as a kid and they all died bc you overfed them

Using anything else to escape ur reality 

Cartoons > real life actors

Probably hate seafood or afraid of the sea (ironic as it is)

Nostalgia is your best friend

Hurt/Comfort is your favourite AO3 tag

You collect random shit or you have a memory box

You are the reason child leashes were invented

You got into real dangerous situations as a kid and you’re wondering how you lived through that

Your comfort characters all got it the worst or are dead

If your favourite is Zyglavis:

How are those high expectations treatin ya? 

You either want to get into medical, sciences, or law

When you were younger you got enrolled in extra classes (swimming, piano, ballet, etc)

Your parents encouraged creativity until you got older and they told you to choose a more “realistic” goal

Good grades = everything and you’ll pull all-nighters to finish tasks or assignments

Former gifted student 

The actual smart kid in class 

YOU HAVE SELF ESTEEM/CONFIDENCE ISSUES

80s are not good enough for you or your parents

Overachiever for any reason 

Sleep? What is sleep?

A dom or a brat

You have strict parents or you have had pretty loose rules growing up

You had a lot of friends in grade school and now you have like 4 friends

You are no longer human, you’re just a walking husk of stress

If your favourite is Krioff:

You want to fuck one of Krioff’s family members

You have siblings

A pyromaniac or deathly afraid of fire

Commitment issues

You watch or ur a sports fan

You own an iPhone 6

You’ve ate forbidden items or you’ve thought about it (the fish tank pebbles, erasers, glass, slime, etc)

Everyone thinks you’re the awkward kid but no you’re just shy

You actually like the ocean waves

Once people get to know you, they got a whole thing coming for them

You either suck at driving or can’t drive

A great listener but you don’t feel like you give good advice

Conflict is a no no for you

You definitely had a glow up

You’ve befriended the seniors growing up

You either don’t like kids or you love them

You have a sweet tooth and everyone questions how you are not diabetic with the amount of sweets you’ve consumed

If your favourite is Aigonorus:

You’re either an insomniac or a hypersomniac. Whichever one, you don’t know how much sleep is enough sleep

You’re probably a sub

Commitment or abandonment issues

Desperate for validation and appreciation

touch/love/attention starved

You have a stuffed animal collection or you still have those childhood stuffed animals

You love the idea of love but you are not ready to deal with breakups

You wish you didn’t care but you care too much

Your aesthetic is cutecore

Probably into maid cat boys

Studio Ghibli or Sanrio stan

Comfort > style anyday

You only own sneakers nothing else

If your favourite is Partheno:

You’re definitely not into just guys 

You’re a drama kid and you are here for the tea whether it involves you or not

you have the receipts for everything

You were the one kid that played “family” or “house” every recess

no one knows where you get all your cute shit but it serves

have been suspected of witchcraft or considered the dark arts

Stole makeup from your fam as a kid and played with it

HIDE THE TRAUMA. HIDE THE PAST.

You already have a senior quote picked out

You’re either really horny or you just want to cry over how much you love so and so

“Why do men-”

You really want to own that Partheno doll in that one CG

Your most used social media app is Instagram or Snapchat

Your favourite demon brother from Obey Me is most likely Asmodeus 

If your favourite is Tauxolouve:

Your favourite KBTBB guy is either Baba or Mamo

You’re into music or theatre

Your ideal date is to go to an opera or a museum

You say you like/dislike something but end up changing ur mind later or when you try it out

In your opinion, the music nowadays is just not it

You recently found a receipt from Walmart for something you bought 5 months ago

Anniversaries are important

When making decisions, you pick the worst possible one

Your most expensive clothing items are your shoes or jewelry

You wish you could attend a ball and marry into royalty, like Cinderella

You like the idea of soulmates or string of fate 

Obviously or secretly insecure/self deprecating but you’ll raise all hell if your loved ones talk shit abt themselves

You want your partner to propose first

You like the underrated characters or your favourite characters are unappreciated

If your favourite is Karno you are:

You have childhood trauma, some of you are just not aware of it

You’re the parent of the group

You enjoy ships that have a mom/dad dynamic

Either you’re banned from the kitchen or you’re the one banning people from the kitchen

You were threated with the slipper or you threaten with the slipper

As a kid, you enjoyed Dora or Ni Hao Kai Lan

Your favourite trope is the found family trope

Either you’re an example to your family or you keep getting compared to other kids

An angel around the family but a chaotic bastard with others

You’re probably into some really kinky shit

You like Dangonronpa

Spiritual or religious

Probably had an imaginary friend 

You decided you were gonna turn your life around after reading/watching something and went back to the hot mess you were in 3 days

[astrabear]

I’m always so impressed/amazed when I see people talk about their elaborate and detailed headcanons. That’s just not how my brain engages with fiction most of the time. But after pondering it for a while, I’ve realized I do have a few for TOG (sometimes prompted by reading fic and thinking “no, I don’t think that’s right”).

My Old Guard headcanons are: 1) Booker had difficult relationships with his kids even before his first death 2) Andy and Quynh’s relationship is not a wlw version of Nicky and Joe’s 3) Neither of the couples is completely monogamous 4) Neither Joe nor Nicky is actively religious

1) I certainly don’t think he was abusive or neglectful, but something was wrong in that family. The line in the movie that really strikes me is “And they won’t believe you, of course.” Why “of course”? What is “of course” about your children (and possibly your wife) believing not only that you are lying to them about something important, but that you want them to die? Because that’s what it meant, right? They thought Booker was lying when he said he didn’t know why he was immortal, and they thought that lie showed that he didn’t love them. So they thought he was withholding an explanation that could have benefited them. They thought their own father (and husband?) would rather just let them die. Now, the prospect of death is unsettling, and I’d expect a certain amount of resentment and envy (although I’d also expect that some people could work through that, because not everyone who knows that they’re dying is angry and bitter about it.) But I can’t imagine ever believing something like that about my father, and for all his kids to think that? They already had reason to see him as selfish and unreliable. (He certainly demonstrated to his second family that he could be selfish and unreliable.) Also I think he’s more interesting and compelling as a character if the pain he’s carrying is not just grief and survivor’s guilt, but also guilt for having been the kind of father whose kids would believe those things about him.

2) By the time they were separated, Andy and Quynh were unfathomably old and had been together for an unfathomably long time. I’ve read fics where they’re treated very much like Joe and Nicky - little things like frequent endearments, and bigger things like thinking of each other as the other half of their soul. And I just don’t vibe with that. I think they’d been together, and alone together, for so long that they were just...part of the landscape of each other’s world. I don’t mean that in a “fade into the background and taken for granted” way. More like...I live in a city that has a river running through the middle of it. Everything is oriented around the river. You don’t just live in the city, you live north of the river or south of the river. In the past, it would have been a mode of transportation and a food source and just absolutely central to the lives of the people there. And you would love it, and maybe feel grateful to/for it, and it would just be there. You wouldn’t worry about it one day disappearing; that would never even cross your mind. You could go away for a while without ever being concerned that it wouldn’t be there when you got back. It would be constant. I think Andy and Quynh’s relationship was both romantic and sexual, but I think it was also something more and deeper than that, and so they didn’t live their relationship in a way that looked like Joe and Nicky or really any relationship that we as puny mortals have ever seen.

3) I don’t think that non-monogamy is inherently “more advanced” or “more evolved” than monogamy. But I do think that if both members of a couple knew deep down in their bones that they were loved and secure and had nothing to be jealous about (and even a lot of happily non-monogamous people still feel insecure and jealous sometimes, so that’s a pretty high bar), if the possibility of someone being hurt was nonexistent and both people knew that with absolute certainty...then why not? Loving someone wholeheartedly doesn’t stop you from feeling attracted or connected to other people, and over the course of centuries the odds of meeting someone you click with go way up. I imagine it’s cyclical, like they go through phases where that’s not even on the radar, and phases where they’re like “woo, orgies” and actively seek it out, and times when they hook up independently and times when they hook up together and every now and then maybe they have an ongoing relationship.

4) I don’t think they’re anti-religion like Andy is, but I think they long ago separated faith from religion/observance. Sometimes they engage in a particular practice for nostalgia’s sake, or because they want to feel connected to a community, or something like that. But it’s not something they regularly or habitually do. Whatever relationship they currently have with God or the idea of God is outside the realm of organized religion and the rules and expectations just don’t have any weight or deeper meaning anymore.

[myrmica]

(answering this here to keep my art blog clean! also this got a little long because offering me a window to infodump is a dangerous game)

SHORT ANSWER: i think it’s a lot of fun for what it is! what it is being "extremely badly written” which is par for the course considering uh... its aphmau. it's nowhere near as bad as mystreet (it's hard to be worse than mystreet)

LONG ANSWER:

this is a hell of a question. I have a lot of honest thoughts on minecraft diaries, which is funny considering i didn't even watch aphmau as a kid! no joke, i sat down last year and started watching aphmau for the first time and i would like to ask myself one thing: WHO DOES THAT?

my thesis is basically that mcd is bad but i like it anyway. mcd has a lot of things i like about it! the format of season 2 is really good, it hits this sweet spot between how rough season 1 is and how overproduced season 3 is and i find it way more enjoyable than aphmau’s later stuff. even though i didn’t watch aphmau specifically as a kid the style of her early videos still evokes that feeling of early mcyt nostalgia in me.

i also loveee how well mcd demonstrates this sorta unique quality mcrp has where the medium shifts as the story goes on. it goes from modded lets play, to completely scripted, to mystreet style voice acting.

it’s hard to fault the quality of the writing too heavily when you know how insane the production schedule was. aside from the catgirl racism.. no excuses for the catgirl racism. or the normal racism. or the fact that her writing somehow got WORSE over time. maybe i’m being too nice to aphmau? i hate aphmau.

as far as narrative/characters go, minecraft diaries has a lot of elements that make really good jumping off points to expand upon (because they’re so underutilized) and that’s what's interesting about it to me. i LOVE the shadow knights conceptually, i think there's so much to explore with them, + with shad as a villain, but aphmau never really does it justice. back when my mcd phase was at it’s peak i wrote like 50k words fleshing out zenix as a character + his relationship with garroth + the shadow knights as a concept. i came VERY CLOSE to doing a whole season 3 rewrite but i’m not that crazy.

my favorite part of mcd is hands down the characters + character dynamics. or rather what those things Could Have Been if they were written well, like you have the whole love triangle thing which against all odds i think is interesting in theory.

laurance's character arc needed to be about letting go of aphmau. he and garroth have this similar "i would die or go to hell or suffer forever if it meant you'd be happy/safe" thing going on with aphmau.

a relationship between aphmau and either of them has this element where they're her guards first and foremost. its almost at a point where she transcends being a friend to them and becomes a symbol despite them being some of the only people who know her for who she is and not as lady irene. they would do things for her she could not do for them in return because she has responsibilities to so many people that it's inherently unbalanced. laurance and garroth also doesn't work out because garroth is too obsessed with selflessness, he just doubles down on the We Only Exist To Protect Her mentality. enter: vylad. also lest we forget zoey, aphmau’s poor forgotten housewife. and the whole thing ties into what guards and lords even ARE on a cultural level and what that role means which is interesting to me.

and all of this could have been something! but it wasn't, aphmau spent too much screentime on werewolves and now we’re here.

side note it’s hilarious to me that laurance had cat ears in all of these scenes ^ the nuances of falling in love with a guy you know nothing about while imprisoned in the nether because he promises he's going to help and then he disappears and you're stuck there for 15 years and when you meet again the first thing he does is apologize for leaving you there. and he’s a catboy.

as far as an overarching plot goes mcd is fucking nothing. with such highlights as “oh no we have to stop the big mean monarchy! to solve this problem i'm going to instate the big nice monarchy instead”

in conclusion: “mcd sucks and i hate it” says the guy who just wrote all of this shit talking about mcd. heres my favorite part of that zenix fic i never posted anywhere

[facelessxchurch]

Brain chemistry isn't constant and neither is talent. I genuinely believe Derek was so much better at writing ten years ago. I reread books like Dying of the Light and Kingdom of the Wicked and I come away invigorated. I read phase 2 and it saps my will to live. Maybe it's because Laura 2.0's energy is in phase 2, maybe it's because my nostalgia for phase 1 improves the flavor, but it's true. I also truly think Derek could make a comeback, but I don't like our chances of seeing that happen.

Landy never had any talent. The phase 1 books had potential and a few good ideas but ultimately got dragged down by their execution, lack of planning and lack of focus.

But the same problems we see later on were already there in the first book. Like, Mr Bliss’ motive of helping Nef to make him more predictable made no sense. And Nef only lost bc the Cleaver turned his back on him which feels a lot like Landy had written himself into a corner by making the cleaver OP, had to bullshit his way out of it and then had to come up with an explanation two books later. It’s the first book and there are already two massive plot holes that could have been easily fixed. Fix the Bliss plot hole by either not having him betray the good guys or fix it by him actually successfully managing to sabotage Nef and help the good guys win. Fix the Cleaver plot hole by Tanith managing to trick the Cleaver and lock him into one of the cages in the gaol and have Nef realize it’s over when Tanith emerges from the door way instead of his cleaver. It’s easy to keep the cleaver plotline going by finding the cage cut apart and the cleaver gone when they later on return.  And that’s just one way that you could fix it and it took me like a second to come up with it.

The only reason SP found any success is bc HarperCollins was pushing them like crazy, hoping they would be the next Harry Potter. I mean, the official SP website literally has SP stuff teachers can use for their lessons. Get them before they learn what text analysis is, I guess. And he just recently attended an ‘authors into school’ event again. I mean, the plot holes I’ve mentioned above? Or the fact that Skul’s ‘if you die you die on your own terms’ to a 12-year-old Val is extremely fucked up? I didn’t notice that when reading these books as a kid. But re-readng them as an adult it hit me like a chair over the head.

The thing is, even someone without talent can produce something semi-decent if they put the work in and you could tell through the writing Landy was having fun. Meanwhile he ain't even trying anymore for phase 2, the writing is lazy and judging by how he barely manages to meet his deadlines and seems more invested in his podcast I very much doubt he is enjoying writing these anymore. Add to that that he probably has to put the woke political pandering in bc HarperCollins is woke and his entire career depends on them pushing him and that he is probably surrounded by yes-men. And yes, like you said, add Laura 2.0 influences. Thanks to her Valkyrie is an unlikable cunt now. No idea what happened to the first Laura, but if she would still be helping Landy to write Valkyrie phase 2 as a whole would probably be better. Bc guess what, having the main POV character be completely unlikable drags the entire franchise down. I tried to skip the Val chapters, but unfortunately she has also forced herself into the Nef chapters, ugh.

TL;DR: The phase 1 books were never good, but they were enjoyable bc Landy had fun writing them. He ain’t even trying for phase 2 and that’s why it’s so shit. People can usually subconsciously tell if your passionate about your work or not. The only reason SP was successful to begin with was bc HarperCollins mistook it for the next Harry Potter and decided to push it like crazy and bc he/they decided to aim for children instead of adults.

[five-rivers]

Some things I've noticed or think are unique to the DP fandom:

1. We fuel more material through the fandom than we do with the source material. We've bled that show dry, and we're left with an evolving fandom to get more material from. Most of the stuff we see as canon might actually be fanon, but after writing about it for 16 years, who can really tell the difference?

2. I read somehwere that a perk of fanfiction is that everyone knows the source material so you don't have to bother with reading/writing backstory. In the DP fandom, we've all collectively agreed to read and write the backstory anyway. Other fandoms write perfectly wonderful, self sustaining fics without having to include the backstory, but here, we almost always include Danny's accident either in the beginning or as a flashback of some sort. So you don't have to watch the show to know what the show was about- you can find a fic, any fic, and know exactly what happens. There are writers for other fandoms with similar mindsets, but not at the rate we see here. (Not that it's a bad thing, I think it's cool seeing different takes on the same story. Especially since we don't really see the initial accident except through the theme song, so most takes on the accident are potentially unique anyway.)

3. Honestly? There's not as much gate keeping here than there is in other fandoms. I know it's not unique to DP, but it's interesting I think, because there's a stark contrast from this fandom to other fandoms where half the audience is trying to out-fan the others, while everyone here is like "oh hello you're new can I introduce you to a good fic?" It's a nice break from "i know more than you. Im the bigger fan."

4. We're more interested in reveal fics than other fandoms might be. Reveal fics are fun for all fandoms imo but it's fascinating how many reveal fics you can find in this fandom alone. I can't even come up with an explanation for it, I just think it's interesting.

5. We manage to adopt people into the fandom a lot and some reason we never leave or move on? People fall out of other fandoms all of the time, but when we join DP, we stick around a while.

Not to mention Phanniemay and Ectober, the fact that everyone hates Butch Hartman, the way we create and spread background characters so quickly, the phases the fandom has gone through, and the canon we have all agreed to ignore.

So in short, somehow we have created a community that inspires not just through the source material but also through itself and each other while also often abandoning the source material.

Sorry. I know this strays from your question about how other fandoms are unique, not how DP is unique from other fandoms, but these are all notable things that make DP such a wild fandom to join. What do you think?

Gosh, this is such an awesome analysis of the phandom that I can’t even begin to add on.  This is so cool?  So nice?  And I get to post it?  Criminal.  Get up here anon and take credit (jk jk, you don’t have to).

But, yeah!  I think you’ve hit a lot of the big points-- It’s certainly why I stayed after falling in out of sheer nostalgia.  I suspect a lot of it is because we’re a ‘mature’ fandom...  As in, it has been a long, long time since we got new content or a new influx of people and a lot of the drama’s already been had.  Also, we’ve decided to kill ‘god.’  Except whatever’s going on with instagram cosplayers?  I don’t know.  

I’ve seen a lot about how our phandom is different, but this is my primary (only, really) fandom, so I haven’t really seen how others act and interact.  Not firsthand.  And these little snippets mean a lot to me.  It’s just so interesting.  Because we’re all on the surface the same type of thing, but there are so many little differences?

Anyway, thank you for sharing this with me!

[witch-of-snow-and-stars]

Pick-a-Card Reading #1:Who's Coming Into Your Life

Hi everyone, this is the first time I’m doing this so we’re just going to see how this goes, so don’t take this too seriously! This is a general reading, so only keep what resonates and leave the rest. I’ll be using they/them for the people discussed (because a woman can read as a king and vice-versa) and their role when they come into your life can be of any dynamic.

Pile 1 is a Smoky Tourmaline Quartz, Pile 2 is Carnelian (I think?), Pile 3 is Unakite, and Pile 4 is a Sanskrit Jasper. Pick the pile(s) that resonates with you, the results are under the cut! Any feedback is appreciated and please read the note at the bottom of the post💛 

Pile 1: This person is rational, structured, ethical, and has a lot of expertise with masculine energy (represented by the King of Swords, the Moon, & the 8 of Pentacles). They might be mysterious or secretive, but probably possess decent intuition. They might speak in riddles and may cause people to approach/see things from different angles and methods. This person is helpful and giving, but they understand what amount of help is needed and isn’t inclined to go overboard when it isn’t needed, and perhaps help in ways that aren’t likely to be traced back to them. Everything isn’t totally as it seems with them, and I’m not entirely sure if that’s a good or a bad thing.

This person is coming into your life as they are working hard, being productive, and building confidence/overcoming self-doubt. In short, they’re working on themselves and it’s working out. What they’re bringing into your life is one of 2 things: 1 being help and goodwill, perhaps based on childhood influences, when you have been previously deceived and harmed with the perpetrator getting away with it. However option 2 is that this person is deceiving you and is appearing as though they are thoughtful and using your nostalgia against you. Personally I’d prefer option 1 over 2, but both are a possibility. So I wish everyone that picked this good luck. 

Pile 2: The person coming towards you is someone who is mature, responsible, successful, generous, and having feminine energy (represented by the Queen of Pentacles, Temperance, & the 3 of Pentacles). They may be an Earth sign or have Earth placements or be younger than you (they seem like they could be a very earthy person in general). They may be a business person or have high social status/have a prominent role in the community. This person could come off as a hippy or very Bohemian, but they are thorough and want to go about things the correct way and are dedicated to putting in the work that is involved in that.

They’re coming into your life at a time when they’re experiencing happiness and success. They may have companionship with you as a result, but they’re not coming into your life as a result of pain. What they’re bringing to you is a dependable environment where you can have a sense of protection and stability. I think there may be a chance that you aren’t content or feel detached and they could be supportive of you. You could also be leaving a situation and their support and counsel may allow to fully see/take advantage of your options going forward.

Pile 3: The person coming towards you is someone who is loyal, ethical/just, dependable, tired, and having feminine energy (represented by the Page of Pentacles, Justice, & the 10 of Swords). It would not shock me if this was a burnt-out student or new exhausted graduate. This person is spiritual and might very well be good with shadow work and rituals (it also wouldn’t shock me if they practiced divination). They also are intuitive and notice the small things while putting together what those things may mean. These innate skill sets may be things that they are not conscious of, and may just have the heavy potential to excel at these practices. Whatever the case is, these people are incredibly keyed in and I’d be surprised if you could get much past them.

They’re coming into your life at a time when they’re being brave and seizing a moment. They could also just be going through a big change and trying to be brave through it (again, sounds like someone who’s recently graduated). What they’re bringing to you seems to be a companion for your next phase of life (perhaps even as a romantic companion). Moving on is going to be the right decision and I believe you’ll be happy with the choices you make with them and the results of those choices.

Pile 4: The person coming towards you is someone who is confident, passionate, brave, clear thinking, and having masculine energy (represented by the King of Wands, Strength, & the Ace of Swords). This person may be spiritual or engage in nature-based religions and has been deeply changed by being cared for and caring for others. I believe that they have continued on caring for people and returning feelings when they can, and letting people down with care and honesty when they can’t.

They’re coming into your life at a time when they’re experiencing community and celebration after they had a period of isolation and work. What this person is bringing into your life is harmony, prosperity, and nurturing (pregnancy is also represented by the card combo I drew for this but I’m sure that doesn’t apply to everyone). However I believe this person will be a nice companion, in whatever context, and I don’t think that they have malicious motivations/intentions towards you.

💕🌺💕🌺💕🌺💕🌺💕🌺💕🌺💕🌺💕🌺💕🌺💕🌺💕🌺 💕🌺💕

Thank you for reading this, I hope you enjoyed your reading! This was the test run for my pick-a-card readings, so any feedback or comments are greatly appreciated! I'll try to change the format according to feedback if it would make for a better experience, as well as look for any topics people may want me to do PAC readings on!

Thank you again, have a good day!

[queenofmoonstonetarot]

Do you need guidance right now? I do too! SPIRIT MESSAGES ADVICE YOU NEED TO HEAR 💭💭💭💭

🌙 Calm your mind

🌙 Choose a pile

If you chose Group #1:

This is a message that your guides & angels have for you. The Oracle card was the first card I pulled it’s called Homeward. Take yourself on a date. Slow down! It’s time to press pause and contemplate before the next leg of your journey. It’s in those solitary, introspective moments where we learn in the most interesting and eye-opening things about ourselves. Take your self out on a date of sorts, even if it’s just a quiet and cozy night at home. Enjoy your own company. The 8 of Wands comes bring hot energy, your guides are symboling to slow down. Your life & your mind have been nonstop lately. Next to the 4 of Pentacles is telling me that you are restricting yourself to routines (not some healthy ones either). You never take time to do things that are essential for you. You are to hard on yourself. The woman in the card is clinging on to all the coins which can symbol greed, holding things in place so you can feel safe. You sometimes might try to micromanage situations because your to scared of change & breaking old routines. You need to start doing things for yourself, enjoying new routines & breaking old cycles. Start taking better care of yourself. 6 of cups is the nostalgia card, it brings a child like energy reminding you to be more child like, to enjoy the little things in life, on your days off instead of slaving away & cleaning start watching nostalgic tv shows or visiting friends from the past. Your guides want you to visit memories from your past. Focus on the good memories. The last card was the Ace of Cups this is an offering your guides are giving to you, to get in-touch with your emotions & feelings. To take time to analyze how you truly feel. You are a vessel for deep, spiritual love from the Universe, and you can’t help but let that love flow through you and into the world. You receive love, you give love, you ARE love. Your heart overflows. Also be wary with the 6 of cups that someone from your past could be coming up in your life?

If you chose Group #2:

This is a message your guides & angels have for you. You may be in a dire situation you need escaping from. Rest assured, you have the power within to persevere. You already know you don’t need to be rescued by a charming prince or a knight in shining armor. You’ve got your own shield and sword and you can rely on yourself. When I say “dire” situation it can mean that you may be searching love right now or relying on someone else when your sad, when in reality all you need is yourself, you are badass, you are brave. You need to be reminded of this! The Next card was the Fool card this card is about putting your worries to the side & taking a leap of faith. I feel that you need to be pushed at this moment to be more independent especially when it comes to your feelings. Don’t rely on anyone but yourself. Now is a time when you need to trust where the Universe is taking you. Throw caution to the wind and be ready to embrace the unknown, leaving behind any fear, worry or anxiety about what may or may not happen. This is about new experiences, personal growth, development, and adventure. I do feel your guides are telling me a lot of new beginnings are on the rise for you. The next card was the 8 of Swords, you have had a lot of anxiety/fears & have put a lot of boundaries put up unkowningly. I do feel that you struggle with trust in others. 8 of Swords appears in a Tarot reading, it comes as a warning that your thoughts and beliefs are no longer serving you. You may be over-thinking things, creating negative patterns or limiting yourself by only considering the worst-case scenario. The more you think about the situation, the more you feel stuck and without any options. It is time to get out of your head and let go of those thoughts and beliefs holding you back. As you change your thoughts, you change your reality. Replace negative thoughts with positive ones, and you will start to create a more favourable situation for yourself. 2 of Cups & the 2 of Pentacles comes next these cards are about balance finding a balance & setting boundaries with people in your life knowing who to trust & entering a loving phase in your life now, that loving phase is within yourself & just yourself! You are enough.

If you chose Group 3:

This is a message your guides & angels need you to know. First of all out of all these groups this group your guides are the MOST proud of you & how far you have came. The first card was Thorns. “Weave together the crown you deserve.” This right here, is the ultimate card of celebration not just of yourself but of those around you. When you’re done putting on your crown each and every morning go and help someone else put on their‘s you have so much love and wisdom to spread, so don’t waste it self-love is essential for community is important to. I pulled the strength card as well, this card signifies your strength & courage everyday. You have not had life easy & you still are alive working the best you can. Strength card speaks to the inner strength and the human spirit's ability to overcome any obstacle. Strength is about knowing you can endure life’s obstacles. You have great stamina and persistence, balanced with underlying patience and inner calm. You are committed to what you need to do, and you go about it in a way that shows your composure and maturity. You do not give yourself enough credit. The 8 of Pentacles & the Ace of Pentacles were the next cards these cards are about money & career I feel that hard work is going to be paid off where you will be able to celebrate yourself even more. The Ace of pentacles speaks about a new job soon or some type of new promotion/raise. This whole month I feel you will be having small victories because you deserve it. The 7 of cups shows you that the grass isn’t always greener on the other side, you may have been having shiny object syndrome, or always wanting more when you have enough, you are enough & you have worked hard RECOGNIZE the hard work!

[beelieveinfandom]

Convo from the 18+ discord about a very silly star wars crossover I wanted to share.

gremgeous the gem pillar Just had a GREAT idea for a star wars crossover Just dipper visiting the star wars universe for whatever reason (multiverse vacation maybe? Idk. Dipper maybe dusted off that old portal in a fit of nostalgia or smth) and palpatine finds him and tries to tempt alcor to his side by offering him power Standard stuff for the sith really Except Well If you offer a demon unspecified power, in what form are they going to take it if not in the one who is offering's soul? Biggest and best tasting power boost there is, really! And then maybe he takes over the empty shell of a body afterwards which may or may not grant him force acess and alcor has a grand old time making a mess out of running the republic (or at least running lose in the senate) This is like... early prequals or pre-preauals era maybe. When palpafucker is still undercover and being all covert and unsuspicious and stuff I call this.... "palpatines penechance for grand speeches and unspecific ominous statements to try and seem all powerful and cool and dramatic fuck him over" Or in shorter terms ... . "There's a demon lose in the senate" And it basically runs like that one john mullaney bit With a side dashing of that one journak 3 thing where bill posesses a guy, messes with a roman army and then makes a guys head explode Also like nobody knows who alcor is or that hes even there bc theres no demons or dream demons in star wars (that i know of) so he gets the run of the place Even moreso than back home in gravity falls bc no one knows magic, its all "force this" and "force that" Dippered probably spends a lot of time nerding out over the different alien species since they dont have those back in his dimension (theyve got aliens but theyre different kinds) and also about the laser swords (just like the one Grunkle Ford made for them all (Ford, Dipper, Mabel, Stan, Soos, Grenda, Candy, Grendas boyfriend, Pacifica, and even waddles and gompers)  back in 2017! Good times, good times.)

swbeeworm oh this sounds like fun

gremgeous the gem pillar Right???

swbeeworm if i was familiar enough with the star wars universe to write anything in it i'd give this a shot

gremgeous the gem pillar right???

swbeeworm like i know star wars?? but i don't know star wars n i have to know something to be confident in writing it

gremgeous the gem pillar Sadly everything i know comes from time travel fixit and semi-salty pro-jedi meta

swbeeworm but just.... the sheer chaotic potential of this...

gremgeous the gem pillar Gosh yes....... Oh its be so good..........

swbeeworm oh mood it would be

gremgeous the gem pillar @Abigor u like star wars too gimme ur thooooughts When ur awake and have them to give

swbeeworm ugh i should. probably not be awake, i have stuff to do tomorrow n i have a headache but this is fun to think about

gremgeous the gem pillar I had another thing thats fun to think abt too Clone wars era, alcors there and everyon thinks hes a brand new sith player b/c gold eyes

swbeeworm just the shenanigans. the bullshittery. the sheer what-le-fuck reactions of everyone from the senate to the jedi to the people ooooooooo

gremgeous the gem pillar YES!!! Exactly.

gremgeous the gem pillar Oooooh jedi can do mind things i wonder what alcor wpuld feel like to them

swbeeworm my first instinctive responses were: 1) constant Screaming and a whirlwind mishmash of colors/concepts/etc that makes everyone who 'looks' too long start bleeding thru the nose/eyes 2) wii music on loop and these are VERY different prompts to have back to back but that's what i got

gremgeous the gem pillar AKDHSGGSHD I LOVE IT Oh what if its both at the same time Ajdhegdhdj what rven is the music like in star wars anyway

swbeeworm the fkin,,,, cantina music

gremgeous the gem pillar Like how would they react when confronted w wii music

swbeeworm is the equivalent i would think

gremgeous the gem pillar Do they even have the same sorts of instruments do they even know what electronic music is

swbeeworm just. that spawned another Thought imagine that the cantina music from That One Scene is the sw-equivalent of the wii music and just.  just imagine that same scene playing but with wii music on loop in the background

gremgeous the gem pillar Gosh "wii music on loop" i love it AODHDHSHSJD

swbeeworm it would probably FIT they have the same vibe

gremgeous the gem pillar Im crying Mits so good

swbeeworm sdjlksdafj i saw a post the other day that was talking abt the music there n how it kept playing on loop n the poster joked that it might have been like,, the john mulaney salt-pepper-diner-story situation which is only tangentially related to this topic but i had to recall it

gremgeous the gem pillar AJSHH i love that Gosh ok i feel like take 1 would fit with the new sith in town scenario And take 2 fits with theres a demon lose in the senate

swbeeworm sfsdkfjh yES

gremgeous the gem pillar But how FUCKING HILARIOUS would it be if in the senate story its the former, and in the oh so serious sith story its the wii music on loop im akdhsjdvsjdhsjbd

swbeeworm ASLDJSLKFJ plEASE take 1: gritty, serious, angst, deadly miscommunications--and fucking wii music on loop take 2: lighthearted, cracky, shenanigans and bullshittery--and fucking bleeding out the eyes if you try n read the guy talk about dissonance

gremgeous the gem pillar "Big scary sith! Look at the yellow eyes! What dastardly plots cpuld he be thinking/partaking in....." [Hard cut to alcor pov/inside alcors head] wii music plays as he stares off into space during a supposedly very important meeting

gremgeous the gem pillar OH I DO LOVE THE DISSONANCE Gsjdgysgsvsjgd wheeze its so good i love it

swbeeworm me tooooo .....for the sith one. would ppl see blue fire n think lightning

gremgeous the gem pillar Theyd probably think its some other secret sith technique

swbeeworm fair enough

gremgeous the gem pillar Everyone thinks one of the other sith lines that was supposedly wiped out had it since this sith deffs aint the line of bane- even the cirrent sith wanna know where alcors popped in from "Lightning was the bane line specialty.... guess where ever this kids guys from fire was theirs"

swbeeworm= adjlsdfkjlfkjf the shenanigans n bullshittery one imagine alcor-as-palpatine just. going incorporeal, still visible but not able to be touched, and the jedi go from "what the fuck is going on"  to "why the fuck is he  a force ghost"

gremgeous the gem pillar AJSGSHSGSHSA

swbeeworm alcor, who'd done it only bc his ~ornate robes~ had got so caught/tangled on something he could only get free by phasing through it: ??????

gremgeous the gem pillar wheeze Alcor: how the fuck did this guy move around in these AJDHSGDH ALCOR NOT KNOWING ABOUT THE SITH- SHOWS UP TO THE SENATE IN THE SITH ROBES

swbeeworm asdlkjsfkjsdfdf

gremgeous the gem pillar CALLS IT A "FASHION STATEMENT" WHEN CALLED OUT ON IT

swbeeworm a fASHION STATEMENT YES alcor: :blobsweats: alcor: what the FUCK is a sith alcor: and why do they have better style than the jedi

gremgeous the gem pillar WHEEZE He doesnt know jack shit abt the jedi or anything hes just vibing!!!!!!

swbeeworm yesssssss

gremgeous the gem pillar AJDGSGGDJS YOU KNOW WHATVWPUKD BE EVEN BETTER ALCOR THINKS THE SITH LOOK IS TACKY AF

swbeeworm alcor: no listen. listen. i picked these space robes out of my space wardrobe because they looked cool, not because i'm part of some. some space cult ljflskdajfslkdfjsd

gremgeous the gem pillar BUT HE STILL THINKS ITS BETTER THAN THE JEDI

swbeeworm that's even better

gremgeous the gem pillar space cult im HOWLING

swbeeworm you KNOW he'd be so excited at being in space this DORK

gremgeous the gem pillar Ph gosh imagine it starts out all dark and serious and angsty and creepy in the whole beginning exchange But as soon as the day after alcor takes up palps role hits it takes a sharp turn into crack terriotry

gremgeous the gem pillar OH HE WOULD

swbeeworm yESSSS

gremgeous the gem pillar Alcor takes one look at dooku and is like "youre the only one aroynd here with any sort of fashion sense" "And its HORRIBLE"

swbeeworm sljflskdjfsd

gremgeous the gem pillar Just roasts him And by extension everyone else too

swbeeworm dooku has NO IDEA what's going on but at this point ""palpatine"" or whatever's taken over him is ten minutes into a rant abt the layers on layers of boring robes jedi wear and at this point he'll take the backhanded compliment about his own style

gremgeous the gem pillar Akehdsjfssksgsjd

swbeeworm just to shut him up

gremgeous the gem pillar AKDHDJDGDJDHD Alco goes on a 30 minute rant on why suits are SO much more professional

swbeeworm snaps "palpatine" into a suit and goes "...except maybe for this guy idk if anything could make him look good"

gremgeous the gem pillar And its more of a backhanded insukt than a backhanded compliment but anything to shut the guy up, right?

swbeeworm how much we roasting palpatine here

gremgeous the gem pillar To a blackened crisp

swbeeworm as it should be

gremgeous the gem pillar Its better than his wrinkly old rasin look anyday

swbeeworm lskjdlsakjfdf agreed

gremgeous the gem pillar Be hard NOT to improve on that honestly But the dude sinks so low i bet hed somehow manage it

swbeeworm --alcor getting fed up w palpatine's body and just. showing up to the senate meetings, full alcor, eyes n his normal face n everything, in palpatine's robes, and when someone rightfully asks him who the hell is he, he just deadpans "i'd think by this point you'd recognize your own chancellor" and just straight insists he's palpatine (and has the knowledge to back it up) every time someone sputters

gremgeous the gem pillar Also i included the bit abt the journal 3 thing bc my saga of alcor repeating bill's patterns, behaviors, and ideas unknowlingly and without awareness that that is what he is doing shall continue >:3c

gremgeous the gem pillar AODHAJDBAKWJHEVEJDJDHSHSHSJWOWKJEHEE I LOVE IT OH HOW I LOVE OT ALSOWHSKJDISOSOAJAIW Oh gosh what if he fuckin

swbeeworm because at this point it's less about blending in and more about trolling the whole senate and being as distracting as possible  because with everyone paying attention to his trolling theyre less likely to notice the bills for clone rights n abolishing slavery n such that he's pushing thru in the background misdirection at its finest

gremgeous the gem pillar I was gonna say a thing abt alcor replacing palps b4 the election and so they did elect alcor to chancelorhoood But it might be funnier if he took him over AFTER abd still says that bit abt recognizing their own chancellor Oh gosh in that secind scenario it would be hilarious if the jedi are all  :blobglare: @alcor except for obi-wan who is all like "i am looking away" bc at least THIS guy (whiever the hell he is) has stopped being such a creep abt anakin

swbeeworm the jedi are sent in to figure out wtf is going on and. they, unfortunately, bewilderingly, confirm that this is the same person as the chancellor who'd been showing up recently??? same wii music/bleeding effect??

swbeeworm alcor, finding appointments with some random jedi kid on palpatine's calendar: wtf why is this creep trying to meet with a kid alone, yeah how about i cancel that

gremgeous the gem pillar AKDJDJD Alcor, looking at palpatibes planner: "every day i am more and more glad that i ate thig guys soul" "Like i knew it was oily but im suprised i havent got an upset stomach from it yet"

swbeeworm sjlskdfjsdf alcor the next day, after finding stuff abt the order 66 chip things, gagging: "i spoke too soon"

gremgeous the gem pillar Obi-wan to the council: hmm? Yes this is totally the chancellor, i know this because of all the previous meetings and close relationship he has had with my padawan which you allowed and helped facillitate- "Palpatine":[has a completley different body type, height, and face. Plus he actually has hair and is maybe even floating a little but its hard to be sure in those black and gold robes- and with a completely different voice] oh, yeah, totally, Im the chancellor and i totally know who this guy and that kid is yup yup yup-

gremgeous the gem pillar [UGLY LAUGHTER] AkdjskkdkdjsysAODJSJEUEIEIIEF

swbeeworm ASDKAFDF "palpatine": [grins with very sharp teeth at a nervous senator] council: "okay that is NOT normal" obi-wan, deadpan: "i'm sorry, it sounds like you're discriminating against non-human beings? that's not very jedi of you now is it"

gremgeous the gem pillar ALDHDJDHD Wait wait no what if its "This is completely normal behavior. I, as a human, know this for certain" "I can do this too, but i dont, because it is impolite, but hes the chancellor he can do whatever he wants"

swbeeworm asldksajflksdfjsdf;jsdf yes yes beautiful

gremgeous the gem pillar Alcor and obi-wan team up to be passive agressive at everyone who allowed palps and anakin to hang out ABOUT them letting an unsupervised minor chill w a suoer duper old guy Shoulda had a chaperone at LEAST Butalso

swbeeworm the other humans on the council: "uh, actually-" obi-wan: [manages to sip tea (which he shouldn't even have access to in a council meeting btw) with an aggressively polite smile and silent Threat] the other humans: "....um."

gremgeous the gem pillar "Thats not very jedi of you now is it" AODHSJSIDHALSVD IM HOWLING I LOVE IT THE SASS wheeze*

swbeeworm i live for obi-wan sass it gives me LIFE

gremgeous the gem pillar SAME oh its so good Love that one post where obj-wan is on tatooine and calls all the force ghosts to view his powperpoint presentation about how letting palps have acess to analin was a bad idea as hed been saying all along-

swbeeworm u need to know i wrote this with the "that's not very plus ultra of you" meme, which is a bnha offshoot of the "that's not very cash money of you" meme, in my head on repeat

gremgeous the gem pillar Ph him terrorizing all the people palpatine had in his pocket...... Ok this is veering into even MORE crack territory but at some poibt alcor replaces, uh, whats the dudes name, palps second in command - mess something-or-other? - with a nightmare Not just ANY nightmare But a DIFFERENT nightmare each day

swbeeworm ASDLSDFKLDJF PLEASE

gremgeous the gem pillar They took it upon themselves to go on rotation They couldn't decide who should go when alcor proposed the idea so its everyone One at a time They dont even look REMOTELY human Or like anything the galaxy has ever known or seen And theres no "secretive supernatural species" excuse for them to fall back on here lmao

swbeeworm random dude: "what is that???" alcor, cheerful: "that's my assistant" rd: "is that--is that supposed to be a sheep?" alcor: "no they're my assistant" nightmare: [sound that, if you ignore the reverb and microphone-screeching and kazoo effects, might be a "baaa"] alcor: [smiles aggressively wider with sharp teeth] rd: [sweats nervously]

gremgeous the gem pillar ALDJDKSIEJEHAJWJWHEI Obi-wan: i am still l :eyes:king away Anakin: oooh, the wool is so soft master. Come feel it! Obi-wan: really? Ooh youre right The council: ....

swbeeworm rd: "okay but this is a DIFFERENT one than yesterday right?? right???" alcor: "i have absolutely no idea what you're talking about :)" obi-wan, still with tea he should not have, this time with space whiskey mixed in: "sir i think you might be seeing things, they are clearly the same individual as yesterday"

gremgeous the gem pillar Mace: ...hrm it is quite soft- The rest of the council: ??? When did he get-

gremgeous the gem pillar AKDJDJDHDHD JUST LYING THROUGH HIS TEETH ALDJDHFJF

swbeeworm obi-wan looking mace dead in the eye and chugging his spiked tea which is more whiskey than tea at this point: "how dare you accuse me of lying.  me, after everything i've done for this council.  i am betrayed.  heartbroken.  never shall trust again.  i am leaving until i recover" -and promptly fucks off on a vacation with anakin

gremgeous the gem pillar The jedi start getting a LOT more missions about busting slave rings and giving aid in the outer rim - plus some more dimplomacy docused ones in regards to solving teeaties instead of putting down rebellions

-alcor shows up on the vacation with zero explanation and obi-wan at this point is like "fuck it why not" -a nightmare takes his place in palpatine's robes in the senate for the week they're gone

gremgeous the gem pillar ALSJSHDJDJSKDHEE Weirdly enough some of the more corrupt senators go missing after that week No one knows what hapoebed to them but the robes the "chancellor" wore that week have some awfully suspicious stains WAIT WAIT WHAT IF ITS NOT A NIGHTMARE WHAT IF ITS GOMPERS alcor didn't even ASK gompers to be there he was planning to not even warn anyone n just vanish but gompers just SHOWED UP the nightmares were the ones who put the robes on him

gremgeous the gem pillar Alcor doesn't even KNOW gomoers is there He gets back after the week and is like "what the heck" The nightmares are pretty proud of themselves for that one

swbeeworm the nightmares, collectively: "this is gonna be HILARIOUS" alcor, halfway across the galaxy, sees a newsfeed of a senate meeting with gompers in the robes in his place, and spits his drink clear across the room

he's only mad because he didn't think of it in the first place

gremgeous the gem pillar wheeze Hes proud of them

swbeeworm he IS

gremgeous the gem pillar Its so HILARIOUS

swbeeworm i pity anyone trying to read this mess later but i hope we at least make them laugh once

gremgeous the gem pillar Same Its such a joy Alcor teaches anakin the secret to mabel juice

swbeeworm oh no

gremgeous the gem pillar Only the children thank him The minders.... not so much

swbeeworm alcor: "okay so what i'm hearing is, the adult jedi have been making Stupid Decisions and not paying as much attention to the kids, as evidenced by them letting that one kid have meetings one on one with the creepy older guy i stopped putting effort into impersonating a month ago. so, clearly what needs to happen is something that forces the adults to pay attention to the kids and start keeping a closer eye on them, but it can't be something that actually hurts the kids because then i'd feel bad" alcor: "...." alcor: :blobamused:

gremgeous the gem pillar akdhdjsgshsjhdsjdjdj

swbeeworm alcor in a totally not suspicious trench coat and sunglasses: "hey. hey, kid. you wanna try some mabel juice?"

gremgeous the gem pillar AKDJDJDJDLFKFIFJIF WHEEZE "With the creepy older guy i stopped putting effort into impersonating a month ago" ALDJDBDJDJDDHDHDJDJDJDJDJDJDJSJDJEJEJE

gremgeous the gem pillar AKSJSHDJDJF

swbeeworm star wars kids: "mr chancellor why are you wearing that" alcor: "because i think it's funny" kids: "it isn't" alcor: "look do you want the juice or not"

gremgeous the gem pillar I LOVE ALL OF THAT LOOK DO YOU WANT THE JUICE OR NOT

swbeeworm i am having WAY too much fun with this ldjsldkfjdsf;

gremgeous the gem pillar "Were not supposed to take drugs from strangersl" "Its not- just take it!"

Hooooh man thats so funny Oh gosh Alcor uses a different time/date system

Than the star wars one

swbeeworm ooooooo yes

gremgeous the gem pillar Nit super sure where im going with this but.... Pretty sure he woukdnt know the star wars one At all Maybe the in-umuverse knockoff calendar maybe Hes wnough of a nerd to have that memorized But the star wars proper one

No, no i dont think he knows that one

swbeeworm nope no chance

gremgeous the gem pillar Omg yes

gremgeous the gem pillar Well its a good thing we have this..... and the mistaken sith version too :blobamused:

WAIT WAIT QAIT FLASH OF INSPIRATION ALCOR GIVING ANAKIN THE STRANGER DANGER PPT

swbeeworm i have 1 scene i can think of that actually almost made my friend cry and i have 1 au scene of a different au of mine where a character who canonically dies and gets brought back to life...doesn't come back (which is extra angst bc this is a Ghost Seeing Fic) and both of these i wrote at like 3-4am

swbeeworm SDFJKSDLFSJf YES :blobamused:

gremgeous the gem pillar Alcor: "you know, i usually save this one for the kids who followed the stranger with the nice candy into the alleyway and end up as sacrifices but I feel like you could benefit from it too"

swbeeworm alcor: "no talking to suspicious ppl" anakin: "except you right?" alcor: "....in any other situation i'd say no but if i say that you're just gonna up and leave (i see that grin thanks very much) so in this one singular personal case it is fine that you trust my very suspicious self"

gremgeous the gem pillar AKSJSJDJJD "My very suspicious self" Aksjdhdd

swbeeworm obi-wan, straight up knocking back shots now: "the man has a point anakin"

gremgeous the gem pillar Haha nice Obi-wan is taking notes Hes also re-inventing alcoholic mabel juice He weaseled the recipie out of the kids

swbeeworm asldfkjsdlkfjd imagine if somehow SIDIOUS CAME BACK and tries to take back over the senate but everyone at this point is used to alcor and one of two things happens: 1) they assume this is alcor messing with them with a clone/double (they don't know how he'd do it but at this point given his "assistants", the goat that somehow made more eloquent speeches than the "human", and the other things involved, they wouldn't put it past him) and just ignore him 2) they look between the real palpatine who'd been pushing thru some very sketchy bills, and between alcor who's been sneaking through law after law protecting all kinds of sentients, and they turn back to palpatine and go "how dare you impersonate the chancellor" and kick him out

swbeeworm at this point he deserves it tbh

gremgeous the gem pillar AKDJDJDHFDJDJDJD Ok i preffer him dead and gone and forgotten in favor of alcor (its what he deserves) but oh those are hilarious

swbeeworm agreed to both counts alsdjalsdk

gremgeous the gem pillar ESPECIALLY if the senate chooses to keep alcor over palps XD Ph man we can work that into him being dead and gone too- alcor starts dispersing the power and the other half of the senate w bail and padme are like "yeah seems legit" along w obi-wan The jedi only put like, a token effort into investigating and are more put out by trying to figure out what happened to the real palpatine and all his past shady dealings than exposing the current "palpatine" for a fake

swbeeworm palpatine: "excuse me?? i am the chancellor of this republic" councilmembers, with the same deadpan as alcor's been pulling on them all year: "sir, i think you're confused. this is the chancellor" [points to alcor, in palpatine's robes from his closet, making no attempt to hide his lack of resemblance to palpatine, with a nightmare at his side wearing a small top hat that proclaims its position as "chancellor's assistant"] palpatine: [screams of frustration]

gremgeous the gem pillar Once they reaize the shift in mission assignments can be attributed to new palp

gremgeous the gem pillar AKDJDJDJSJSJSBEJSJSJSHSJSKS

swbeeworm yesss this

gremgeous the gem pillar I wanna say maul gets the joy and pleasure of offibg palpatine the second time in that version

swbeeworm FINALLY they get a chance to pull one back over on someone, pass along the suffering a little bit

swbeeworm oh definitely

oh shit we've been at this for an hour

gremgeous the gem pillar Maul comes back and offs palps and evrryone is jist like "Maul!!! How?!?" And completley ignore the palpatibe corpse 2.0 Ajdhhd so we have Niiiight book

Also from a tumblr post the phrase "your pal friendpatine" is hilarious and i think yall shoukd enjoy it too As is "SOMEHOW... MAUL RETURNS" Both taken from the same post lol Okokok so switchibg tracks for a bit Revisiting Some groundwork for the mistaken sith version Alcor is there..... because al-v was there first, made friends with the droid army mid clone war, and caled his dad in to help Which puts alcors initial point of contact as the separost foot soldiers

gremgeous the gem pillar No matter what the dominant language alcor has most recently been using OH OH OH ALCOR WITH ACESS TO OTHER UNIVERSE SLANG CONFUSING ALL THE SENATE WITH HIS NONSENSICAL PHRASES AND IDIOMS AND SLANG/PROFANITY LIKE "over the moon" AND "hot belgian waffles" AND "fuck" "Palpatine": [drops paperwork he JUST spent so much time disorganizing (as in putting in a dissaray)] FUCK Senator: .... sir, what is a 'fuck' "Palpatine": ......... im not explaining that to you Or conversley he makes smth up Alcor, upon realizing the most common swear word is "kriff': yeaht hats stupid im not saying that Alcor mercilessly roasting the star wars profanity And how stupid they all sound. This one is great for the al-v and alcor make friend w a droid army and maybe-sorta steal them while massivelt confusing and mystifying everyone along the way, bc why not add a language barrier on top of all the other assumptions and misunderstandings >:D But also at the same time it would make sense for him to have got thw local language in an infodump somewhere along the line (maybe an older version) if its located in a different galaxy but the same universe........... but also what if theyre just suoer far away so he didnt get priority acess...... or even if he traveled back in time ............. [Shrug] idk Mwanwhile inexplicably having the same language is hilarious in the demon lose in the senate ons but also imagine alcor pretending to be palpatine while unable to speak the common tongue lolol I know it wouldnt work (he has to be able to understand palpatine on some level to take MASSIVE advantage of him and eat his soul) but it is hilarious to think abt the shenanigans............ OH GOSH ALCOR TAKING CONTROL OF THE SENAT BUT BEING UNABLE TO R E A D AKDBSKSKJFF Okokok Imagine the basic/english language inexplicably being the same structure w a few different words and concepts...... when spoken And completley different when written down SO ALCOR CAN SPEAK BUT HE CANT READ Meanwhile in mistaken for a sith land alcor either doesnt have any knowledge of the local language or else gets a SUPER OLD AND POSSIBLE DEAD LANGUAGE in an infodump (to help feed the misunderstandings and rumors and future clashes w the sith and the jedi hehhehheh) bc semi-omniscience is not total omniscience and so is not everything and, once again, is not very helpful But ill leave off for tonight on the thought of alcor, lose in the senate, in the seat of the chancellor, lord of all paperwork for the galactic republic....... and able to read NONE of it And barely understands it too (demons are not ones for politics, Brian the Organ Duck and his 200 year sucessful presidency run aside) (his is soemthing of the exception, not the rule.) Meanwhile all those humanitarian aid bills and the like are all being passed by bail and padmes group all over the place bc their strange and inexplicable source of resistance was devoured like, a week ago Not ones to look a gift horse in ths mouth until AFTER they get what they want the group passes a ton of bills without delay - and manages to break up a few monopolies along the way Now im not saying that "palpatine" suddenly acting off and the bills facing a lot less resistance is a noticeable coincidence...... and around the same time he stops asking after anakin ............... but im totally saying they notice it and realize its probably, absolutely, not a coincidence and theyre not going to say anything bc they like this new "palpatine" better. Despite all the other mindbending weirdness and mindfuckery going on there The jedi are only mad abt alcor bc a few of their own started bleeding from the eyes nose and ears when they tried to investigate initially so theyre a little ticked off abt that, which, fair.

Also the blantant lying and lack of trying on alcors part is a little insulting to them as a whole ("does he think we'll really fall for that") and is slightly concerning to them ("who the heck is this, someone is inpersonating the chancellor of the ENTIRE REPUBLIC-" Which is, admittedly, a little concern worthy)  but if the council is honest (or some of the council anyway) with themselves its pretty much the darn best entertainmnt theyve had in a good long while, headaches aside, sot ehyll focus more on the okd palpatines dissapernace and dealings than the new "palpatine" so long as he doesnt start doing anything ACTIVELY damaging to the republic. A little mischief doesnt technically count as harm- and hey theys preffer to find the og chancellor b4 upsetting and potnetially causing the new one to do smth drastic by attsmpting to out him (not that alcor would, its so much funnier to deny everything to their faces while blatantly lying but they dont know that. So caution (and stress) it is)

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honestly i am simply in the mood to talk about pokéspe so here i am! i have come with questions (and opinions).

1) what's your favorite arc of the manga? i need to reread the whole manga at some point because i know my favorite arc is influenced by nostalgia but At This Point it's probably ruby/sapphire, but followed incredibly closely by or tied with g/s/c and hg/ss. x/y is also up there.

2) what's your LEAST favorite arc of the manga? this is a bit of a tough question for me because i truly love almost all of the manga but luckily for me there's an almost in there. i simply do not enjoy the omega ruby/alpha sapphire arc. it does not vibe with me. it's not necessarily bad for any specific reason but i just don't click with the story or characters as much as usual.

3) do you have a physical manga collection? this question is mostly so i can gush about mine whoops. over quite a few years i've collected every arc from red/blue to x/y and my books are my favorite thing i own! unfortunately my x/y collection is all mini volumes which i personally am not a fan of, so i'll end up reselling them and replacing them with normal volumes when i can. as of now i'm on a break from buying new volumes until there are more normal volumes out.

okay that's it!! i hope the rambling from me is alright!

HIII sorry for the late response I was sleeping but fuck yeah pokespe infodumping moments let's go

1. oogh this is kind of hard . I want to say RGB just for nostalgia reasons and also because it's the one I've reread the most (partially because it's a genuinely really good read, partially because I keep telling myself I want to reread the original continuity and then leaving off at RS for whatever reason and restarting UBUDAMKJNID) . I think the best arcs, ones I would recommend to people who didn't care about reading the books in order for whatever reason, would probably be either RS or XY. RS stands better on its own a little more than XY though, iirc (XY has a lot of callbacks DNJISJJO). I also have a soft spot for FRLG just because it's kind of funny how fucking miserable and angsty it is for the good portion of it it's like the emo teen phase of pokespe

2. This one is Also hard but not as much. When I think "least favorite" I tend to try and think of something I actively dislike but I feel like the only contender here is ORAS because honest to God I like read it once when I was 16 and I cannot remember a single fuckign thing . That happened in it ? I have no feelings about it other than the art was nice 👍 DJSKNFNJKS aside from that uhh I think that B2W2 is like... the weakest? Which makes sense because of the whole . Hiatus thing . But idk by the time I finished reading it (I waited to read it until it was finished) I remember feeling like there was a lot of wasted potential with Lack-Two and Whi-Two's characters . Given Pokespe has made a lot of commentary in the past about corruption and, for lack of a better term, the literal enslavement of children and how it's Obviously Evil and Bad, I figured that they would have like... a more emotional character arc, like Blue or Silver did? But IIRC they just didn't, there was set-up but no payoff. It has the same energy as like... if HGSS had ended with Silver actually going back and training under Pryce . Nothing felt resolved with these kids' internal issues, they just went full circle. Maybe I am misremembering something but yeah i guess in terms of Pokespe arcs I'm very forgiving, and I'm usually like "this arc might be kinda bad but it has a lot of good!" but B2W2 had the least good and the most bad, so like . Yeah

Also honorable mention for both questions . HGSS . I cannot tell if it's actually good but I have a lot of mental illness about it . 8/10

And lastly, 3; I DO but it's a fucking unorganized Disaster Area rn. I also have a really weird assortment of books that's only really helped by me having half of the collector's volumes. I meant to get more but we asked for something really expensive for Christmas, so I might try to get my hands on the rest for our birthday ? Idk . I don't have a bookshelf so my Pokespe display is actually just... the top of my dresser? So I don't actually have a lot of space to uh . Put them . But yknow NDKMOAIJND If I have the energy later I might clean and reorganize the display so I can get a decent picture of it

Thank you for questions I am giving you a gold star sticker here u go