#i think I have a crush

[dr-spectre]

Guys... I might..... I might have a problem....

I think I need to see a doctor... or a psychologist... or a therapist... or all of the above... hell maybe a visit to the local mental asylum might do the trick... /j

This damn squid woman has been stuck in my brain for at least a year now. I genuinely don't know what to do. She won't leave. She just won't leave. No matter what I do, no matter what other obsessions I try to form, she doesn't wanna leave. She doesn't wanna wiggle her way out of my ears, no. She won't LEAVE!!!!!

Is this like... a crush? An obsession? A hyperfixation? Some weird specialised part of my special interest? Why her? Why HER?!?!?! Why specifically HER?!

I've been wondering this for over a year. Why do I get so defensive when it comes to her arc in Splatoon 2? Why?!

AHHH!!!! ugh.... I love her.... I love her so much...

[raand0m]

True sportsmanship 🤭🔥

[patatotaco]

Me whenever I see them:

[mystickingstuff]

I'm surprised people don't speak enough about Simone from New York by Night because she's just everything. Gorgeous, scary, sexy. She has a certain Emma Frost vibe but also peak kindred acting. Amazing, honestly. Love her.

[oddinary4bts]

Just discovered the existence of Xu Minghao. Someone send help bc GODDAMN

[ziggythemoonman]

do you ever just meet a girl that makes you want to hold her hand and give her kisses in her perfect little nose, gift her flowers for the weekend and just be with her? yeah

[sharkyyyyyyyyyyyy]

you know you love someone when youd lick their boots and worship the ground they walk on

[littlestarbigfangs]

going insane

[the-puppet-carta]

oh

-Pizzelle (she/her)

[theveryattacheduser]

how do you tell someone you love them very much and would absolutely listen to everything they say and hangout all the time and hold hands and would spend endless nights w them

[robyn-i-guess]

liking someone platonically is so embarrassing like. yeah i admire you. yeah i think about you all the time. yeah i look forward to every time i see you even if it's only for a minute. yeah it's all platonic and yeah i couldn't explain this because it'd sound romantic. fucking hell

[merf8]

So fellas I think I have a crush 😃

[hoodedjelly]

my little relativity falls designs for fun

[nenoname]

Stan Pines' drawings

Plus a Stan drawing of debatable canonicity but I love his signature being a dollar sign

[dcxdpdabbles]

Danny: Ugh, they're back again

Jazz: Don't make that face at paying customers. Do you want to make a portal back home?

Danny rolling his eyes: Yes

Jazz: Then we need to get enough money to buy the parts. If that means waiting tables at a barely legal dinner, where idiots hit on us, then we wait those stupid tables. Now go over there and get the Waynes to leave us a 200 tip.

Danny: Fine, but only if you do too!

Jazz: *Tighten her apron straps into an hourglass figure* Way ahead of you.

Danny: *Rolling eyes but does the same*

Meanwhile with the Waynes

Bruce: It's so nice to go out to eat with you all

Alfred: Indeed. It's a nice change, don't you agree, children?

Wayne kids: *hyperventilating*

Bruce Not looking up from his phone: The Fenton siblings?

Alfred: Indeed, sir. It seems like Master Dick, Master Jason, and Miss Cass are going to attempt to speak to Ms. Fenton today. Master Tim, Master Damian, Master Duke, and Miss Steph don't seem mentally ready to look Mister Fenton in the eye. Bets?

Bruce: Dick chokes on his fork again. Tim face plants on the table, and Steph once again speaks in gibberish after forgetting the entire English language.

Alfred: Very good, sir.

[nat-20s]

Ten and Donna end up on a fucked up deadly space newlyweds show despite uh. Not being newlyweds but they get almost all the questions right. They start to sweat when the final question is "what's one secret desire you have involving the other?" And Donna writes "sometimes I wish I could occasionally shrink down the doctor real small so I could carry him around in my pocket and make sure he doesn't get lost' while Ten writes "sometimes I wish I was small enough that Donna could carry me around in like a cat backpack or maybe a shirt pocket" and they look at each other like AYYYYYY because not only are they deeply drift compatible they're also fuckin weird about it 💖