#i tell people im an older sibling and Immediately its an 'oh yeah i so got that vibe/could tell'
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question for y'all. what makes it apparent to you immediately that someone is an older/middle/youngest sibling?
#i tell people im an older sibling and Immediately its an 'oh yeah i so got that vibe/could tell'#for younger siblings it's the way they egg on silly arguments and don't mind someone else making the decisions. also the Pout#adults can fully pout i have seen it#middle siblings are apparent in that steely dead-tired look in their eyes#paired often with some kind of batshit sense of humor + general along for the ride-ness#star's thoughts#im the older sibling. its the way i constantly tell people what to do and the repression complex
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i dont even LIKE cod and youve got me hooked on konig. god. the hcs with him and his siblings/family are SO GOOD its got my cuteness aggression acting up, i need to headbutt him so gently/sweetly about it. ngl im an older sibling so i would 110% enable his siblings on silly shit like baby pictures, no hard feelings to him but like, lsiten, im honor bound. its bro code but for older siblings or whatever (silly). just watching him wrassle with his sister or get into a cartoon dust cloud with the lot of his siblings and sighing so dreamily about it. my big strong goofy goober đđ
love to hear it, Iâve had, like, five people tell me I changed them with König and isnât that the dream? haha
König is so embarrassed over his baby photos, honestly, youâd get secondhand embarrassment watching him get pissy over it. he will wrestle baby photos away from his siblings - if it werenât for his mother being sentimental heâd burn them, no joke. there are photos of him eating grass in there, him in the sink for a makeshift bath, oh god, just stuff he wished would go away
I briefly talked about it in this post, but König definitely had an emo/metal phase - it was so bad (to him) he did get rid of a majority of the photos (mama König somehow has a couple stashed away - he always thinks heâs destroyed them all but then she whips out another one). his older sister, the usual suspect, is such an ass about bringing it up. if she really wants to piss König off sheâll play a song from when he was a teen, it always sends him into a frenzy. his older brothers usually donât pick on him, that said, if his sister brings up his emo phase his eldest brother will also mouth off about it
to his credit, Königâs second eldest brother is close to a saint, keeps to himself, is considerate and friendly. Königâs second eldest brother is usually hanging around König when heâs home - both of them idly lounging in silence doing their own thing. theyâre both mamaâs boys, everyone knows, immediate family, neighbors, colleagues, itâs blatantly obvious. and, their sweet mama who could do no wrong, sort of takes advantage of that. theyâre both big boys, her darling, strong sons who come running when she calls⊠yeah, when theyâre both home she has them help her around the house - theyâd never complain, theyâre more than happy to help their mama fix appliances and cook meals
and then thereâs their dad. yeah, generally fathers command respect, but papa König? he clears his throat and all his kids freeze - it doesnât matter if they were laughing, fighting, or just sitting, suddenly theyâre at attention. heâs not a bad parent, he just has⊠a general aura that says âlarge and in chargeâ, strikes the fear of god into people when he stands up straight and glares at you. heâs larger than life, his father isnât the tallest in the family, the eldest son is, but Königâs dad is still 6â11â/~210cm. he looks like a hardass, and he sort of is, but generally heâs easy going! papa König just has some major resting bitch face, rugged with prominent crowâs feet (mama König is absolutely smitten with him, heâs her big strong bear)
#their family deserves a sitcom#konig#könig#könig cod#könig call of duty#könig headcanons#cod#cod thoughts#call of duty#hit post
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The OM Brothers reaction to Levi secretly having a male s/o?
Fandom: Obey Me! Shall We Date?
Characters: Levi x Reader, platonic!brothers x reader
Warnings:Â subtle mention of homophobia in mammon's but thats really it
Notes: this didn't specify so i decided to do headcanons i hope that's ok
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Lucifer
he's impressed tbh
first of all, not many can pull one over on him like that
secondly, just had a "if he's happy im happy" kind of mentality for levi
will give you the "if you hurt him..." speech later when he catches you alone for a moment
overall doesn't react much but makes sure to tell levi he's happy for him & proud of him later
sees how happy you two make each other and as long as it stays like that, he can't really complain
Mammon
his immediate reaction is betrayal
levi didn't TELL HIM ?? his wonderful older brother?? the GREAT mammon????
that subsides pretty quickly when he goes into protective brother mode
was a little worried (for no reason) someone might have some 'opinions' abt the fact he was dating a guy
was prepared to glare daggers at anyone who tried to say anything
luckily didn't have to. gave levi a big hug and told you 'welcome to the family' with that super fake "i will kill you if you hurt him" kinda smile
him and lucifer are alike in that way at least
Satan
more or less disinterested
its not a big deal but he's happy for him
more neutral on the subject
doesn't really go out of his way to talk to people so its not like he's gonna be friends with you (unless you initiate that)
doesn't dislike you and its not like he doesn't care he's just very indifferent?
Asmodeus
polar OPPOSITE of satan
SO interested he wants to know everything about you
on one hand, offended he wasn't told but on the other he's trying to figure out if you have siblings
makes a "if he gets boring i live down the hall" joke but SWEARS its a joke when lucifer and mammon glare at him for that one
you have to remind levi you love him later because he gest a little insecure abt that
getting the initial attempts to flirt out of the way he wants to know everything about you and everything about your guys' relationship that he MISSED already
is making interest boards already
so invested already tbh and sometimes he seems pushy but he's just trying to do whats best for his brother
sometimes that means horrible advice and other times that means putting him in eyeliner. who knows
Beelzebub
not a huge deal to him
once the initial "oh he's dating someone that's cool" wears off he's back to asking if he can go to the kitchen ad get something to eat
does try to get to know you though
asks you a lot about food (its beel)
enjoys talking to you when you're around
he's just easy to talk to in general
tries to give you the don't hurt my brother and be a good boyfriend talk but when you mention lucifer already did it laughs and goes "oh good i wont scare you again" and moves on
genuinely thinks you're good for levi and tells him so once he's gotten to know you a bit
Belphegor
was sleeping when levi introduced you to everyone
missed the formal announcement
didn't question it when suddenly there was just this Guy around the house of lamentation all the time
no one else made a big deal about it so he didn't either
one night asked beel before they went to sleep and just
"hey beel whos that guy that's been over like four times this week" "oh yeah that's (Y/N) levi's boyfriend"
...
"oh. ok neat."
literally doesn't care doesn't faze him at all
he's so used to asmo's typical liasons he figures it's nice levi has someone to take care of him
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ok, heres an anon for you- i dont know if this is a me thing or not, but do you have any questions (about your work, your life, or anything) that you wish people would think to ask you, but that you know other people donât have the context to ask? if so, what are they and what is it about them that makes you want to talk about it
hello!! this is a really interesting ask aaaa
i know that i do get this way too, but it's not like, questions i always have in my head, they usually come and go. lemme see if i can think of any rn....
lmao okay so i was trying to not get like Deep or anything and its not so much a question i often wish people would ask but ig one thing is like, i always think about how others view me when i tell them im the youngest of 6 kids. cus its SO irritating to me bc their immediate perception is literally always incorrect and they NEVER listen to me when i tell them that no, it actually wasn't like that at all.
so im gonna explain it here since i never get to irl but
being youngest was shit for me like 90% of the time. i know, i know, that there's the "oh the yougest always gets their way and they're the favorite and blah blah blah" and that's EXACTLY the idea people get when i tell them im youngest and that isn't what it was like.
in fact, it was the sister closest to my age who has that more than anyone else. if things didn't go her way, she would throw a fit and yell and cry and get our parents to take her side. every. fucking. time. when we were really young, this wasn't often used against me since we used to be really close, but as we got older it was used ALL THE TIME.
and the issue is it works (present tense, bc despite being 20/22 this still happens) bc i DONT like throwing fits or, especially now bc we're adults, i REALLY don't like pulling our parents into it. but she does! so she'll drag our parents into it and they'll take her side like always bc they only ever get her side of things.
back to being younger, i was basically the footstool of my family anyway, bc my siblings would always boss me around and I would listen (bc I've got ~issues~ I've learned) so they kept doing it. and I wouldn't complain bc it could upset them and it would annoy our parents and I didn't want to be like the sister before.
so yeah. being youngest sucked a lot. and it drives me fucking insane when i tell people i was youngest bc they go "oh so you were the baby! you must be so used to getting what you want and being the spoiled one lol" when they've got NO IDEA what it was like for me.
sorry for the rant ksksksksk but! maybe please do not assume youngest children are always spoiled babies bc we aren't! and that's the thing ig no one ever asks or lets me talk about that I really wish they would :')
#sorry to like. trauma dump on you jsjsjdjsj#i mean not EVERYTHING was bad of course bc i did get to go out and do more than say my oldest siblings#bc my parents had learned and we had more flexibility once my brothers moved out etc#so i got to do more things from a younger age sometimes but like#thats 1 thing ifksjsj#thank you sm for this ask tho <3#askers#anon#shh ac
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do you write for zeke? if so could you please do some boyfriend!zeke (modern au) hcs? thanksđ„ș
tysm for requesting !!!
modern zeke jaeger dating headcanons
lowercase intended !
zeke jaeger x gn!reader
- biggest tease ever.
- i think you two wouldve started off as friends to lovers yk đâš
- v funny v teasing will make fun of you no matter what
- but its all lighthearted and you can genuinely tell hes joking and doesnt mean what he says
- hes a coffee person. all the way.
- almost always seen with a coffee in his hand
- after you keep stealing sips of whatever hes got he finally just caves in and will bring you your own drink whenever he sees you
- if you dont drink coffee, but prefer a sugary drink or something he'll tease you about it
- hes a very relaxed person and doesnt get jealous, hes not someone that will go balistic and get angry when you hug a friend he doesnt know or whatever
- also would be really cool with your exes if youre cool with them, like "oh yeah i remember you telling me abt them, congrats on your engagement btw" just a very civil man
- if he does have insecurities about your relationship he just kind of, wont say anything ???
- not that he doesnt want to he just doesnt know how to bring it up
- bae pls learn how to talk abt your feelings đđ
- anyways after a little bit youll notice somethings wrong, but he'll try and act "strong" bc thats what he thinks hes supposed to be for you
- baby no u can be vulnerable its okay đđ€
- he finally lets everything go and has a really long and progressive conversation with you about everything, and you guys work it all out !
- you assure him its okay to be honest and that hes always welcome to talk to you about how hes feeling and his heart just swells
- im also a firm believer in that zeke genuinely doesnt care what you look like, if he finds you cool he finds you cool, he dgaf
- poc ?? he loves you. plus sized ?? he loves you.
- if you even THINK of being like "lol im insecure" hes shutting it down and talking abt how beautiful he finds you
- hes also someone that likes to push you out of your comfort zone, but in baby steps ?? like hes not going to force you to do something when you say "zeke im genuinely not comfortable with this" but if youre very shy he'll try and help you kind of,, not be as shy (hopefully this makes sense đđ)
- also loves to cook with you.
- his favourite types of dates are just when you two go to each others' homes and just cook dinner together ?? maybe drink some wine while you chop vegetables and work together (if you drink obv, if you dont he wont drink either even if you say its okay)
- he thinks it makes the food taste better because "it was made with our love" yeah ok ig đđ
- his family is really cool !! his dads a doctor and his step moms a social worker, and theyre really nice people !! his younger brother is in college but after a while he grows to love you like a sibling
- his mom lives a couple hours away, so he only gets to see her during holidays, but shes a very kind woman who owns an art shop !
- hes a very family oriented man, and really likes that you like his family and vice versa, he thinks its really important that his s/o and family get along
- when hes with you he sees himself being with you for the long run, im talking marriage and kids (if thats what you want) but definitely marriage
- if you two had different friend groups i think it would be hard for either of you to kind of fit in with each others friends, but after a while you two get the hang of it and it gets easier to see them !!
- is the kind of guy who'll wake you up with kisses on your cheek đ€©
- also likes to spoon you or have your head on his chest. will NOT be the baby spoon no matter what.
- also the kind of guy who dramatically stretches and yawns in the morning
- likes it when you hold his hand, even if you guys are just sitting together on the couch watching something, its so simple and subtle but it makes him really happy
- if you have an office at home that you work in a lot, he'll come and check on you when it gets late. will just rub and pat your head and ask what youre working on, and ask if youll be done soon
- if youre stressing on something that needs to be done THAT NIGHT he understands and will just leave you to it
- when you come to bed late it wakes him up but hes glad it does bc then he can pull you into his arms đâš
- zeke has very warm hands, to the point where sometimes theyre sweaty and clammy, so when you have a stomach ache or cramps he has no problem just laying down behind you and rubbing your stomach where it hurts
- if you have a weird interest or hobby he wont discourage it as long as its not hurting you or anybody else, he'll try and get into it to but if he cant no harm done, he'll respect it and you
- i think he would have some acne scars on his cheeks from highschool (puberty am i right đđ€âïž) and thats one of the reasons why he has a beard, just to make it hard to see
- its mostly bc hes cool though, and although he started growing it out BECAUSE he found the scarring weird, as hes gotten older he just doest care anymore
- if you think he looks hot clean shaven he'll do it for u, and he loves the compliments you give him
- zeke is the kind of guy that will flip through the tabloid magazines at checkout
- "babe did you know that jennifer lawrence has a dark secret ??" "i- i did not đ"
- also the kind of guy that will laugh if he sees kids falling in public
- if he was a father he'd help his kid up obviously, but would do it while giggling the whole time
- has dad handwriting (u know what im talking about)
- everytime he calls his brother he answers with "hey asshole" ??? brotherly love đâš
- is very into horror films, but ONLY good ones
- so like hereditary, midsommar, and black swan are some ones he loves
- the kind of guy that has captain crunch for breakfast every morning
- theres this guy at the law firm he works at that he has a "rivalry" of sorts with, his names levi and from what youve been told hes actually very intimidating ??
- loves to read and will read to you if you ask, would have you in between his legs with your back to his chest on the bed, and he'd have one hand in yours and the other holding whatever book you choose
- zeke needs to be in complete darkness to sleep but needs to have a room as bright as possible to be productive. so every morning after he stretches and gets out of bed hes immediately opening his curtains and letting light into the room because "its the only way he'll actually get ready"
- if he was ever to pop the question he'd do it alone at a very mundane time, just like "wow this is the moment" and ask you to marry him. doesnt matter if he has a ring or not, hes ready, and he realizes this, and he finds the beauty in just doing something so simple with you. hes content and happy, and you make him see life in things he hasnt before, and hes ready for the commitment that comes with marriage, and hes in love with you.
hope u all enjoyed đ€©đ€©đ€© asks r open so request if ud like !!! okay love u all stay safe đ€©
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Aran and Aone as dads headcanons !
requested by @kara-grayson04: would you do aone and aran as dads?
a/n: MY BOYS!!! i love these two sm and i actually meant to post smth for aone before but i lost inspiration :((( it was an imagine not headcanons and i struggle to write sometimes-- maybe iâll rewrite it and post it but idk (it was based off of his concern that people didnât like to sit next to him on the train) and... aran needs more content !!! iâm literally in love with him... ALSO TIMESKIP ARAN HAS ME đłđđ LIKE THE BEARD??? he looks SO GOOD.. Also.. oh my god im so sorry it took me so long to post these đ i literally have no excuse i was just tired
warning(s): manga spoilersÂ
Ojirou Aran
hello sir, your hand in marriage pls <3
Heâd be SUCH A GOOD DAD
I have no doubts in my mind that heâd literally be the best husband, father, brother in law, grandfather, uncle, cousin, sibling--
This is me saying that I love Aran and I think heâs perfectÂ
I also think this way about Kita
Kita Shinsuke, and Ojirou Aran, please... your hands in marriage
Osamu too-- he can cook đ„°
But Atsumu??? đ€ąđ€ą
Thatâs a joke heâs one of my favorite characters
Anyways back to Aran <3
But like him having twins-- one boy and one girl
The amount of dread he had before they were born because all he could think about was what if they turned out like the Miya twins
But!! when they were born and weren't the devils incarnate he was like đ„°đ„°
His twins are both super energetic and never sit down
But they're like!! so happy all the time and he just
*heart clench*
He'd literally do anything for them it's so cute
When they were born, he'd spend hours in their room after you went to sleep
He would like cradle them and tell them stories and all that :((
Since he's a pro volleyball player, he wouldn't be able to spend as much time as he'd actually like with them so that's why he'd stay up late just in their room
If they ever start crying in the middle of the night, he'd immediately let you go back to sleep and he'd take care of it !!
He thinks it's fair because you take care of them so much when he's away for games and you also birthed them so like
Whenever he's home, you don't have to do half of the things you normally do
As the twins grow older, you start bringing them to his games and he's like "!!!" cause they're his pride and joy đ„șđ„șđ„ș
He'd show them off to his teammates after the game
Aran would be like "Look!! Here are my two angels who are nothing like the Miyas đ„°đ„°"
Atsumu meeting them at MSBY vs Red Falcons cause you had time off from work and the twins wanted to go
The twins knowing what their dad has said about Atsumu and being like "đïžđđïž my dad says you're rude" and he just *clenches heart* cause its so cute yet so sad
CAUSE LIKE yeah they're insulting him but the look on their faces is just... so cute
That's kinda masochistic, Atsumu
Actually Atsumu's a lot better than he was in high school as an adult so they do warm up to him, sadly đ
Aran is definitely the type of guy you see in public with his kids and immediately go like "wow, he's definitely a great father" because he just radiates that energy
okay i do this sometimes idk if others do
He never yells too much at his kids and always talks things out maturely with them and its đ„șđ„ș
He tries not to spoil them too much but definitely does on accident CJWJCIE
They'll come back from the store and you'll see toys in their hands and you just give him one look and he's like
LISTEN
They're just too damn cute for him to say no to sometimes
But he won't spoil them to the point of them becoming obnoxious!! he knows the limits and has set them !!
When you were pregnant, he was literally so helpful and you just... hardly had to do anything
He wasn't as strict with making you do LITERALLY nothing like Sakusa, but he definitely tried to do everything he could
Absolutely no!! carrying of anything!!
He's a strong volleyball player who was one of the best back in high school-- he refuses to let his wife carry anything !!
All in all, Aran would be the best dad of haikyuu and i would write more but that would be too long
Aone Takanobu
ohmygod
I literally love him so much hes just... his current concern knocked me out
I would sit next to you Aone đ
anyways
Aone would definitely be a great dad but he'd be a bit aloof unlike Aran would be
He wouldn't really be too sure what to do cause he's scared his own kid would be afraid of him :(
For a while, he'd be extremely hesitant to take care of your guys' daughter because he just :(( he was scared that she would start crying
Turns out his daughter literally is a ball of sunshine who thinks her dad is!! the coolest!!
I mean he's really good at volleyball and he's so BIG đđđ
L i k e
He's literally her walking jungle gym-- you can pry this headcanon from my dead body i REFUSE to see anything else
He would be in the kitchen drinking coffee first thing in the morning and suddenly, he hears her tiny footsteps and then theres something weighing down his arm
SURPRISE!!!!! it's Misa!!!!
Forgive me, i was binging Maid-sama
She's all like "dad! dad!!" and then she'll start rambling on and he just
heart clench
You both were such a blessing in his life because neither of you were afraid of him đ„șđ„ș
Aone and you met during college!!
You guys didn't go to the same college but you met him on the bus hehe
đ„°đ„° and you sat next to him without hesitation and actually tried to start a conversation with him because he looked to be a similar age
Now you two are married and have your cute daughter, Misaki đ„șđ„șđ
Futakuchi wasn't allowed to babysit her by himself because he said something bad in front of Misa once and she asked about it later to Aone and you at dinner
Futakuchi getting a call from Aone and it's completely silent
He got the message (àčâąïčâą)
Hinata is Misa's favorite uncle!!
because Futakuchi said bad words that anyones not supposed to say >:((((
Hinata likes to tell her stories of his interactions with her dad and shes all like â§\(>o<)ïŸâ§ cause!! her dad's so!! cool!!
Since Aone works in construction (i think), he's super strong so she's always testing his limits
"Dad... can you lift the couch?" "... yes."
He lifts the couch and she's squealing like "WOAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DADS SO COOL!!!!!!"
stop shes so proud that Aone's her dad and it's just so cute
all of her friends think that Aone's the coolest as well because Misa never stops talking about him!!
"Aone-san, you're so cool!!! Misa-chan was right!!" "RIGHT?? RIGHT?? My dads awesome!!!"
He's never felt so much happiness
When you were pregnant, he was this huge ball of anxiety... the poor thing...
He's super nervous he's gonna accidentally hurt you in some way and so for a while, he refuses to touch you im-
He doesn't know his own strength and if smth happens to you, he will literally die
It took you scolding him for like 20 minutes for him to finally understand
He's still hesitant to hold you when you guys are in bed tho cause he's đđ
Aone would definitely struggle at the beginning as a father but he's literally such a great dad after he lets go of his worries!!
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the sun will rise again - mlp fic p2
part one contents: aj and big mac are like. 13 and 15. big mac realizes she is a trans woman, and is guided by applejack, but there is much more to it than just that lol. its also a little hard for her. sappy, feel-good, tough internal conflict but overall happy fic. paragraph one is previewed here, the rest is below the cut! disclaimer: there is no transphobia in this fic lmao im not gonna write abt horse transphobia. this is a feel good. but cw for fear of outing (note: i am aware my blog makes posts a little hard to read bc of a glitch, i am trying to fix it at the moment, i apologize D: i rec reading it on tumblr mobile or highlighting the words as you read, im sorry!) paragraph one: The wind whispered lovingly, cooling little Big Mac and Applejack's drowsy heads. A time like this in a young pony's life can be very confusing, something the two of them had grown to be very familiar with. Applejack rested his backside against the trunk of one of his family's old apple trees, if they had no where else to take solace, at least they had the orchard and each other's company, he thought. It felt nice, having this little secret kept safe by somepony you knew would protect it, and who still cared about you just the same. "If nopony accepts us, at least we have each other. I don't care if it's just you and me, Big Mac, we'll be jus' fine." Applejack stated in a soft voice, breaking the silence. He was accepting of his circumstances, no matter how they turned out. As long as him and his sister ended up okay. And again, he was sure they would. Big Mac smiled and folded her hooves neatly, "Eeyup."
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Applejack worked his fluffy hooves through Big Mac's mane, doing his absolute best to make the fine ginger hair into a braid. He wanted to do something nice for his sister, something to celebrate her bravery and courage in realizing - and telling - Applejack, and he wanted her to feel nice in her own body, even if she couldn't change much right now, or for a while. No matter how small the act, Big Mac was especially grateful. Nobody had ever treated her like this, on purpose at least, like she was a mare. And every chance Applejack could sieze he would do just that, remind her that was what, *who* she was. "So, Big Mac, what do you reckon I call you now?" With that her eyes widened, and her brows furrowed, it caught her off guard. "Like...my name? I didn't know I could change my name..." she let out, slightly confused, a tender hoof raising to her chin as she thought hard. "Yeah!" AJ beamed, not straying from his tedious work. Big Mac, still lying down, started shuffling her hooves again. "Well... I always thought if I were a girl my name would be something pretty, which I mean, I am a girl and all, but I don't feel very pretty ever," she admitted disheartened. "You're plenty pretty! You're an Apple! You wouldn't say Ma or Granny wasn't pretty, would you?" Applejack pointed out, gesturing absentmindedly in the air with his hooves, then promptly returning back to his work, being sure to keep a steady hoof. "Well... Nope." Big Mac blurted awkwardly, pursing her lips. "But-" she began. "No 'but's'!" Applejack interjected, "You're an Apple, and a dang pretty one!" Applejack closed his eyes and lifted his head proudly, putting his non-dominant hoof against his puffed chest, "Look at me, I'm an Apple and I'd say I'm awful handsome, just like Pa!" he said with an endearing foal-like passion and certainty. He chuckled, his cheeks growing slightly cherry as he let out a tiny chuckle, and got back to his work, about a quarter way down the locks. Big Mac grinned slightly, "I suppose," and tapped her hooves together shyly, playing with the grass falling between them. "You know, I always did think my mane was a little long for a stallion," she laughed playfully, diverting from the subject and trying to reassure herself. She went to touch her mane, and was swiftly batted away by Applejack's quick hoof, "Nuh-uh Big Mac, I'm workin' here. Don't go touchin' it now," he said sternly but still non-maliciously. He just wanted it to look perfect for his big sister, he wanted her to be proud, and feel as pretty as she could. Applejack wanted to know how it felt to look pretty, too, but in the way he'd always dreamed of. He wondered often if he'd ever get the blessing of such a wonderful feeling. "Applejack, do you ever wish you were born a colt?" Big mac asked genuinely, still a little unsure of what Applejack was feeling, but knowing there was solidarity in it somewhere, she just had to understand it a little more. "Well - not really," Applejack spat out, his eyes looking away from his busy hooves, and quickly darting back to them before he drifted off in fantasy. He thought about it for a second, and still felt strange. "I wasn't really born a filly or a colt... or anything, I think, I was just born me. And I wouldn't really have it any other way. Sure, I mean, maybe I'd like shorter hair or somethin', or a uh," he struggled to find the words in his young foal vocabulary, "maybe if my nose was a little more colt-ish I'd be happy. But I think I'm pretty happy with me now. I do hope when I'm older my voice is a little better, though. I can't really do much though," he sighed dismissively. He continued, "I don't ever really feel too bad about who I am... I think I just feel happy about who I am. When I see myself as not a colt and not a filly, just a foal, a pony, it makes me real happy-like. But, I don't get too sad unless people are real serious about calling me a filly. I do get sad sometimes though, when I look too much like a filly to other people..." As Applejack placed an orchard blossom in Big Mac's hair, tucked snug and safe behind her ear, a thought went through Big Mac's head. "Applejack!" she jumped up, the rush of movement startling him, who was so concentrated seconds prior. "Let's give you a haircut! It'll be like how you braided my hair for me, we can cut yours!" Applejack nervously rubbed his elbow, then raising his hoof lightly beneath his muzzle, and he began to sweat. "Well, I, what if Ma and Pa don't like it?" Big Mac thought hard as Applejack grimaced, "Well, we can hide it with one of Pa's hats, an' I'm sure they won't mind," she suggested happily. Applejack considered briefly, just for a moment, the downsides of it all. He then immediately turned them all away and smiled so hard his eyes shut, stomping his front hooves against the ground up and down, "Okay, let's do it Big Mac!" As they galloped back to the barn, Applejack had suddenly realized he was so surprised with how much Big Mac had been talking, she never seemed so excited to talk about anything, and he realized how much this all meant to her. It meant a lot to him, too. Especially that his sister was so supportive while still knowing so little, but in her defense, he didn't know much either. It was a very special feeling, he thought to himself, very pleased. They skidded to a halt clumsily as they reached the doors to the barn. Foal-ishly peeking through the front windows, they realized it was only Granny and baby Bloom home, their parents must be out. They looked at each other, grinning, and cantered to the back, sneaking inside through the back door. When they made it to the bathroom, Applejack noted Big Mac looked a little worn out, wearing a tired look on her face. She figured all this chattiness probably made her sister a little exhausted. He shot a reassuring patended Sibling glance at her telling her all she needed to know, not needing words. Big Mac let out a gentle smile. She helped her little brother reach the cabinet above the sink, reaching the scissors that were so high up it took them both working together to reach. Applejack had a slight doubt in his mind, his parents probably didn't want him touching the scissors by himself, did they? But he had his big sister with him, and it had to be done! Nopony else would, and only they understood. Applejack balanced shakily with two hooves on Big Mac's back, warily reaching one back hoof up onto the sink, as he balanced with his two front hooves against the edge of the cabinet. He grasped the scissors between his teeth, and brashly jumped down, just barely missing a potential accident, even though they both knew better than to jump around with scissors, they threw caution to the wind regardless. Applejack happily put his front hooves on the rim of the sink, tapping them and bopping his little head, he looked at his big sister, who began working at his hair. Big Mac chopped with a great lack of care, playfully snipping one strand then the next. Applejack beamed the whole time, simply happy to have it happen, plan or not. Big Mac frequently spun around him, balancing on three hooves and sometimes getting in so close that she held his face with one hoof, his hair with another, and cut with the scissors firm in her mouth. Applejack's body relaxed completely and was kicking and rearing with every cut, wiggling and happily holding his front hooves together and constantly swishing his head from side to side to check how it looked, one side fell to his muzzle, and the other to his chin. He smiled bigger than ever before. With the final snip, Big Mac dropped the scissors carelessly to the tile below. She gently grasped Applejack's chin and turned her sibling's head forward to face the mirror, and his mouth immediately fell agape, his jaw slack, and his eyes slowly widening with the purest joy there ever was. He cupped his hooves to his mouth, removing them, turning his head to the side, and then fixing himself and putting his hooves to his open mouth once again. He felt a soft tug in his throat and his chest, and he couldn't control the watering in his eyes, "Big Mac!!" his voice cracked. "Yes Applejack?" the filly said apprehensively, fearing that she had done something wrong. "Oh Big Mac, oh my gosh I love it so so much!!" He bucked and whinnied, spinning in circles, his once-flowing tail too short to trip over now, and the euphoria of it all was the most overwhelming emotion little Applejack had ever felt. The tugging became so immense he couldn't ignore it, and he acknowledged it by leaping onto Big Mac with a hearty hug, squeezing her tight as his little arms could, and he rubbed his muzzle into her neck. Big Mac politely pushed her hoof between her neck and AJ's hoof, making sure he didn't squeeze too tight, struggling slightly to breathe. This foal was definitely a strong one. "Thank you so much big sis!!! I feel so great!!" he neighed, stepping back, one hoof raised wiping his immense wave of tears. The feeling of euphoria shot through his body in a rush, showing itself in the form of a tiny but powerful hop, as he lifted his legs into the air and threw them around. Applejack rushed back to the mirror, urging Big Mac to come look as well, as she didn't quite see herself yet with her hair "done all proper-like." Big Mac's face became pale, as she felt the rush of a thousand different emotions. The paranoia became astounding again, what if she didn't like how she looked as a filly? What if she still didn't feel right? What if it wasn't - Her thoughts were abruptly cut short by Applejack tugging her over, knowing her sister just sometimes needed a push in the right direction. "Lookie Big Mac!!" he placed his arm cheerfully around her, wrapping it over her back. Big Mac's eyes were glued shut, and she only bashfully peeked one eye open because curiosity would've ate her alive otherwise, and deep down she knew she had to see herself eventually. She uncovered her hoof from her eye, and opened both of them slowly. Her mouth opened ever so slightly, and she wasn't even aware she had stopped breathing, her eyes fluttered up and down the braided locks, along with her heart, and her eyes landed on the blossom in her ear. She couldn't speak, her throat clogged up from such elation. She felt the choking once again, but it wasn't like before, this feeling was quite welcoming actually. It rushed from her throat up to her head, and took her breath away. The sobbing ebbed at her cheeks right away, and she turned to look at her brother. As they spoke with lack of words, they stared with inordinate graditude. As Big Mac smoothly turned back to the mirror, Applejack stomped all his hooves again, one after the other with no apparent order or care, shaking his head in a frenzy as his ears twitched and he smiled a mile wide. He finally felt *pretty.* Big Mac watched herself adoringly, for the first time ever, and felt this acceptance and understanding of herself coursing through her veins with a confidence she'd never had. She blushed, and her ears fell downward, a small smile creeping onto her face. "Applejack," she whispered softly, as if she were too worried the world would hear her secrets. Applejack peered closer with wide, curious eyes, "Yeah Big Mac?" he whispered back. "My name.." she mumbled. Applejack raised his eyebrows, captivated, as Big Mac slowly lifted her hoof to the blossom behind her ear. "Blossom?" Applejack stated inquisitively, before Big Mac could shake her head AJ corrected himself, "Orchard Blossom!" he exlaimed, leaning back and jumping in the air, "Oh big sis, that's so pretty!! I love it so much!!" Orchard Blossom nervously gestured for him to keep it down, as he was prone to being unaware of his volume control. Applejack embarassedly covered his mouth with a shy smile, "Oops, sorry big sis." he cleared his throat, "Orchard Blossom!!" he yell-whispered, the excitement shining through him, he stamped his tiny hooves and clapped them together in celebration. "That's so pretty, Orchard Blossom!" Applejack told her earnestly, loving the new name. "I don't think I want a new name, but I'm really happy ya found one you like!" "Orchard Blossom, Orchard Blossom, Orchard Blossom!" Applejack repeated, playfully prancing in circles, excited by the sight of his short tail, he spun even faster. "What's all that commotion in there? Applejack? Big Mac? Are ya in there?" they heard through the shut door, hoofsteps gradually approaching, painstakingly slow but steady. Both of them felt their hearts drop from their chest as they froze, unable to even fathom moving. How would they explain any of this? Applejack hurried to clean up desperately, brushing the hair together with his hooves, coldly sweating from his brow as he frantically hurried to remove any evidence. He stopped mid-sweep to quickly shove his father's hat on his head, which slumped immediately and blocked his vision. "Oh dangit Blossom, Pa's hat's too big! I can't see!!" Orchard Blossom was still unmoving, sheer panic stopping her very breaths. Applejack felt the tugging in his throat rise up again as he began whimpering.
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A Marriage Arrangement with death pt 4
All I can say is well. Well my bad-
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Y/n's eyes slowly opened, turning her head she was face to face with Savage.
Smiling softly her hand reaching out for his face, rubbing Savage's cheek with her thumb lightly.
He slowly woke up, his irises bright in color and lowly shining in the dark room. Y/n said nothing- thank the gods for black out curtains. She thought his eyes were so pretty with there soft glow
He kissed the palm of her hand softly as she smiled, leaning forwards they shared a soft kiss.
"Well good moring." She smiled.
He only sighed, pulling her into his chest as she chuckled.
"Go back to sleep."
"Come on we can't stay in bed forever." Y/n responded kissing his chin, he was rubbing her bare back with one hand she smiled at him, relaxing in his grip she sighed happily.
"We're getting married today."
"Again."
Y/n chuckled, "You don't want to get married again?" She teased.
"Why unify again and tell the galaxy when my galaxy is infront of me."
Y/n flushed deep red, as she moved her gaze away, her chest tightening and butterflies filling her stomach.
"Oh...I..." she spoke trying to come with a counter. His hand carassed her cheek as he sat himself up.
Y/n kept her gaze away the headboard seemingly more interesting, but soon then she realized she was laid down on her back, Savage over her frame as she looked at him to catch his gaze- and hold it.
"Hello there..." y/n spoke trying to cover her akwardness.
He leaned down kissing her softly without another word, her arms wrapping around his large frame, hands rest at the top of his back.
Pulling away softly Y/n whined playfully, chuckling he held her, she pulled him back down into a kiss happily as a leg wrapped around his bare waist.
A soft groan of pleasure was drawn out into the kiss and the two pulled away softly with a pant.
"Moring sex sounds fun." Y/n joked as he chuckled, going to kiss her again there was a knock on the door.
Y/n groaned in displeasure, its always someone. Pulling herself from under him she covered herself with a robe. Walking towards the door it opened with a push of a button.
"Oh- Misses Gladlys-" y/n responded, "I uh...why are you here?"
"I was requested to get you on account of your mother Princess."
Y/n nodded, "uhuh for?"
"Well to get ready of course. It is your big day."
"The ceremony isnt till later in the day?" Y/n questioned.
"Well yes but-"
"Misses Gladys I love you. And you know that. But I have another matter- Very Very big matter."
"But Princess."
"Just this once. Give me..." She spoke looking back at Savage, his hips and below covered by the blankets as his top half was put on full display for her, "Give me 45 mintues-"
"Fourty-Five Mintues!? Princess you're mother-"
"Sorry Misses Gladlys! I promise just once! Bye!-"
"But Princess-"
Y/n shut the door, locking sealing it shut from the inside.
"Now." Y/n spoke turning back to him walking towards the bed as she dropped her robe.
"Where were we?"
"Sleep."
"Right."
She climbed into bed as she curled up to him, his arm drapped over her hip in protection.
"The sweet glory of sleeping in." Y/n smiled nuzzling into his chest as he chucked, both going back to sleep for another hour.
Yet she would be woken up by a loud knocking, causing her to groan. Savage was also woken up as Y/n pulled away from him recovering herself she opened the door.
"Do you have any idea what time it is!"
"Yeah Yeah Im going." Y/n spoke walking back into the room and going back to Savage.
"Wish me luck with her- and someone will be here with a set of chlothes. My brother's will want to talk to you before hand," Y/n spoke kissing him softly, "Love you."
"I love you too."
She smiled as she left, being yelled at as soon as she opened the door.
"Yeah yeah lets go."
Savage sat up rubbing the back of his neck, meanwhile getting dressed his chlothes from the other night, pulling the boots on and bottoms, leaving his armour off he pulled on the turtle neck. That's when he received a transmission.
Picking up the hologram fromed as Ventress stood there.
"Savage."
"Mistress."
She crossed her armors, "has she trusted you?"
"Yes." Savage spoke, "I believe this may be a strong allyship between the two worlds-"
"You fool! This is an infiltration! Do not get attached!" Ventress argued.
"I thought this was ment to be Unification. Not a hoax." Savage tried to defend, but it was useless.
"Count Dooku will be present today both at the ceremony and to sign documents. Its when we will attack, killing Count Dooku and the royal family. And Dathomir will finally regain what was lost to them."
What was he suppose to say- No? He couldn't do that, he did belong to Ventress after all. The spell did what it was ment to.
"You will kill the royal family! And that Pathetic thing you call your wife." Ventress demanded.
"Yes. Mistress."
"Good."
The transmission was cut as his head felt like it split open, holding it in pain he growled.
The doors opened.
"Hey! Savage! We wanted-" it was one of Y/n's brothers, "You okay?"
"I-I am fine." Savage lied.
"Oh. come on then."
He followed the group leading him into a lounge area, all her brothers sat there. They cheered for him as he ended.
"Big day huh! Must be exciting!"
"You idiot he was married at Dathomir as well."
"Your an idiot!"
"Sorry for them." Fresco spoke apologizing for the twins, handing Savage a cup, "for your headache."
Savage nodded almost immediately downing the water, leading him to come sit down
"You heard fathers coming back?"
"Good maybe mother will finally stop being so mean."
"Please you know she bullies him too."
"You havent met all of us have you?" Fresco spoke.
"No I don't believe I have."
Fresco smiled, "there is a lot of us. You know the twins and Attiucs."
The twins were busy arguing but Atticus waved looking up from his book.
"Ezio here is the oldest." The older teen raised a cup taking a drink.
"Im after him, and Jacob's next, after are the twins but you met both of us" Fresco added, "Juniper is next."
The teen with his hair half buzzed the other side long and braided lifted up a lazy hand, sitting upside down on the couch as he listened to his brother.
"After Juniper its Atticus, and then the triplets."
They were busy dualing around the room with sticks, "Cornelius, Hamilton, and Magnus."
Hamilton stopped to wave Politely but was ran into by his two siblings as they fell onto the floor.
"What about you? And your brothers? Sisters?" Juniper questioned but Atticus kicked him.
"You little shit!-"
"I don't have any brothers. Not no more." Savage responded his glass being refilled by butler standing by.
"Hey! We got you. We're all brothers now." Fresco spoke a fist to Savage's shoulder playfully, "we're an off bunch but mean well."
The group contuied to talk to Savage, it was odd how accepting they really were. Somewhere in the back of his mind made him regret all of this.
He'd have to kill all these people.
So what was the point of getting close?
Soon enough all of there suits came, Savage the only one in white.
"Who do you think Y/n will recieve?" Juniper asked the group.
"I believe a moder. Perhaps Sutur." Ezio explained fixing the flower pin in his hair.
"What is receiving?" Savage asked.
"Hmm?" Fresco asked, "Oh it-"
Mid word Juniper cut in, "It's part of the religion. The 12 gods are believed to comibned to become the earth beneath us. Sutur is just one of the gods, mostly know for being a core due to its controling of everything hot. When you marry one born on this planet goes through a 'receiving' its rare but only twelve can get a god, but you can also get an enity or a passed loved one though that's super rare. They give you there strength within battle."
"But Y/n's much more powerful than a core- which is why she should be getting Hela." Jacob cut in.
"Hela hasnt been someones beck and call since Father." Ezio argued, "and we all know how he ended up. You wish that upon your sister?"
The group went quiet.
"I was given the impression your father was alive." Savage responded.
Fresco sighed, "when he was assigned Hela he descended into madness with each kid born. They think he's in Helheim and will return- He'll be Y/n's receiver."
"I think he's dead dead." Jacob responded, "like he deserves and mother better follow him"
"You can't say that!" Atticus argued.
"Please Attiucs grow up." Juniper spoke.
Savage listened intently, as Fresco looked back at the Zabarack, "We may have a large family, but the heads of the family aren't...the best"
"It sounds like my family." Savage told him as they all started filing out of the room, leaving just him and Fresco in the room alone, "I. Unfortunately grew up without one of my brothers, he was taken away due to his special ablities."
Fresco listened as he poured them both a glass of whiskey, "And my younger brother. I don't remember what happened, or if he's even alive."
Handing Savage the glass they stood by the window.
"Makes you not want to have kids." Fresco questioned, "I know it scares me. Becoming the one thing I hate."
"On Dathomir men are only used for mating and then usually killed off." Savage spoke.
Fresco frowned looking out the window- how was he ment to respond to such information.
"I know my sister will treat you with Kindness." Fresco spoke, "it seems you're already growing on her. I seen you two at the dinner."
Savage felt his chest tighten, he was falling in love with her, and he liked it. He loved the idea of her.
"Guys hurry up or it will be the groom walking down the Isle." Ezio told as he had quickly come back.
The two left with each other side by side. Both enjoying the silence as they walked down the steps. Thats right, He had only been down and up these steps a few times, but those few times were some of the best times of his life.
Stopping outside the castle he looked back, seeing it all shiney as the sun hit it perfectly, looking like something out of a book. The whole walk was like that- there was no reason to take out a whole planet for the sake of Dathomir, Dathomir didn't need another planet- he would of liked them to fix theres first atleast.
"Savage?"
He turned his head seeing Y/n standing there, when was she here? Looking around a bit shaken she stood in her wedding dress- it looked perfect on her, with a full bottom and a lacey top that had the same matching sleeves. When were they at the alter already?
"Are you okay?" She whispered softly, the priest reading off religious text.
"I-" he spoke looking at her what was he suppose to tell her?
Her white dress would be bloodstained within a matter of mintues due to what Mother Talzin was planning?
"I have a headache is all." He responded.
Y/n frowned, "maybe some food afterwords will make you feel better. Caf was even skipped this moring."
"Right." He responded, and left it at that.
"Do you take this man to be your husband? To take of him in sickness and health? To love him without doubt?"
Y/n smiled, "I do."
Her hand gripped onto his in excitement, that small squeeze made him happy, feeling her hand in his.
He had no idea what the woman infront of them said but only said the words as quick as he comprehend.
"I do." He cut the lady off.
Y/n flushed as she looked down flustered.
"Then I do pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss your bride."
Y/n was pulled in quickly, shocking her, but it wasn't unwelcomed, kissing back the large church full of people cheered as they pulled away and as he did He seen Count Dooku sitting next to Mother Miranda. The group of people settling down, calming themselves once more as the woman cleared her throat Savage being gestured over by her brothers who were off to the side as he went over.
"With the coming of age you Y/n will be the caller of one of our twelve gods. You may be choosen for something greater, or passed by as a common folk." She spoke, "are you ready to give yourself to the twelve gods and let them judge you as one!"
"Yes head preist." Y/n spoke as her wrist was grabbed and palmed opened where it was sliced open Y/n gritting her teeth slightly as she was dragged to the floor, only following as her hand was put face down on the alters floor.
The woman moved to the side as the doors behind the alter creaked. Atticus holding onto Savages leg as Savage put a hand on his shoulder telling him he'd be okay.
"By the twelve gods..." Fresco spoke as the door opened a large hand crawling onto the carved in wood.
"I-its Hela..." Ezio asperated as the door swung open heavily crashing into the wall. Which it was hinged to.
The room silent and still as the other swung open.
The figure large, made up of what seemed to be Ash, body exposed and what looked like to be burnt half way just to show her dark innards, she was on all fours as Y/n looked up at her, slowly standing up as it went quiet for a moment.
Y/n reached out her cut hand, Hela reaching out her hand as well as Y/n looked forward keeping her eyes on Hela.
Somewhere some how Helas hand had shrunken along with part of her arm as they were bound by the cut on Y/n's hand.
'They're here-'
A warrior bursted into the doors as Y/n turned her head, "We're being attacked! The ships! They've all been destroyed!-"
The man stopped stabbed through the back, and fell to the floor.
"So sorry to ruin this happy momment."
Y/n growled as her hand was let go, and in place of Hela's hand held a sword, as Ventress walked down the isle.
"Damn are sister really is a bad ass-" Ezio spoke under his breath.
Dooku stood up as well, saber in hand.
"You were foolish to come alone." Y/n argued Hela still behind her looming in all her darkness.
"Who says I'm alone?"
Just as she spoke, a Battalion of night sisters filed into the room from both sides of her.
"Savage." Ventress spoke.
"Yes Mistress."
Almost immediately Fresco who stood besides Savage was lifted up into the air, force choking him as Fresco grabbed at his neck.
"Savage! Stop! Now!" Y/n demanded, "Stop now!"
"Kill him. Now." Ventress demanded.
There was a large crack as the filled church was still in shock, the young man thrown to the floor as his brother immediately surronded him.
"He's dead! He killed Fresco!"
Thats when the chaos started, when one had been pronounced dead.
Y/n could remember, it was all a blur. All the fighting- the blood shed. All she remember was ripping through people with her new found sword, swinging at heads and abdomens, she was luck that her skirt hadn't had a train.
Atticus had ran to her as she fought on the stairs stabbing a nightsister in the face and kicking her back, her white dress covered in dirt and blood, "Y/n!"
"Attiucs! Run away now!" Y/n argued, blocking another weapon, kicking the women in the female Kenobi's
"I'm not gonna leave you!" He shouted.
"Damn it Atticus!" Y/n shouted slicing the woman's flesh and grabbing his hand, "Come on! Lets go!"
Atticus ran hand in hand with her, somehow and some way some of her brothers caught up, they running and escaping to the castle.
"We have to be quiet take off your shoes." Y/n whispered the group hiding behind a wall as they all pulled there shoes off, "You have your run away bags all ready?"
"What?" Magnus asked, his other brother Cornelius, holding his hand, he had lost one of three to Ventress.
"Shit thats right, they never made there's. I'll go with them." Ezio spoke quietly,
Y/n nodded taking a quick head count, they had lost so many already, Fresco, Juniper, and Hamilton.
"I'll take Cornelius and Magnus." Jacob offered.
"I'll take Atticus. Ezio- weapons and maps?"
Ezio nodded, "becareful."
They all nodded, spliting up, Y/n had lucky gotten Attiucs up the stairs and to his room, as he was grabbing his things.
"Y/n." Atticus spoke as she was making sure he had everything for a final time as they carefully walked to her room, once inside she answered him.
"Yes Atticus." She responded going for her own bag.
"Savage...he isnt that mean. I know he isn't." Atticus spoke, "I know we didn't know him long but- he didn't wanna kill Fresco did he?"
Y/n tossed her dress the the floor dressed in trousers now fixing her top.
"Atticus." Y/n spoke kneeling down to him, "I know you liked him. I did too, but I don't even know anymore."
Attiucs frowned, as she held his shoulder's, "Are you going to kill him? Savage?"
Y/n frowned, "I don't know."
#star wars: clone wars#star wars tcw#tcw savage#savage x reader#savage opress#well shit#i killed a lot of people off damn#tcw savage x reader
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the law of relativity
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Word Count: 9963
Summary:Â The Law of Relativity states that each person will receive a series of problems (âtests of initiationâ) for the purpose of strengthening the âlightâ within. We must consider each of these tests to be a challenge and remain connected to our hearts when proceeding to solve the problems. This law also teaches us to compare our problems to othersâ problems and put everything into its proper perspective. No matter how bad we perceive our situation to be, there is always someone who is in a worse position. It is all relative
Previous Parts (in order): Alan | Virgil | You are here! | Gordon
WHY đđŒ CANT đđŒ I đđŒ WRITE đđŒ FICS đđŒ IN đđŒ MO đđŒ DER đđŒ RATION đđŒđđŒđđŒ also just bluuuergh. dont ask about this fic. part of it was written in a dark auditorium, another was written in a different state, another was written on a frickin bus, this fic has been places ill tell you what. half the time i think this is hot garbage and the other half i think its actually decent so im posting this while my head is in a good headspace and then promptly yeeting myself off the internet for a few hours to wait and see what happens. this series is becoming less of a canon divergence AU and more of a straight-up AU because of certain details im trying to worm in there buT IM TRYING MY BEST
thanks once more to @gumnut-logic, because of the length, this time i used three prompts, them being "What do you mean?", crease, and dream (and they werent even used that much sksksksk)
Warnings for both graphic and non-graphic depictions of violence, as well as mentions of torture and other PTSD/panic attack related stuff. I went deep with this one fellas
Orphan.
The word tasted dirty in his mouth.
He can still see the footage in the backs of his eyelids from when he watched it exactly one year ago. He was the only other (living) adult at the time in the family outside of Grandma, so he was permitted to see it. He remembered they originally didnât want to show him, mainly because of his age, but Grandma was fierce, and she put one hell of an argument on the table.
One Scott refused to let fall through the cracks by breaking down. If only Grandma knew how he cried his eyes out and screamed to high heaven that night in the hotel room after essentially watching his father be blown to bloody smithereens then she was a goddamn saint for keeping it a secret. It made sense, she was the mother to his father. She had quite the line up of stories from Jeffâs childhood. Scott sensed the early-greying of his hair came from her, heh.
The rest of his family eventually saw it, of course, they did. Scott couldnât shield them forever. What he will protect, selfishly he might add, was how angry he was at how much better they took it than he did. They cried, yes they did, but they never fully broke down like Scott did. Later in life, he wondered if it was jealousy: jealousy at not truly being able to let go. Whatever it was, he made sure to swallow it along with whatever alcohol he chose for the weekend.
Just add it to the ever-growing pile of shit he had to deal with. Nothing new.
Suddenly heâs 20 again and seated in a plane to be taken to his first stint in the Air Force. He said his goodbyes to Virgil, Gordon, and Alan back at home while Grandma and John metaphorically held his hand all the way to the airport. John was⊠quiet, more so than usual, but Grandma was stuck right in the middle between being a sobbing mess and ecstatic at the fine young man heâs become.
Youâre just like your father. He would be proud.
Scott was secretly glad she never physically said it. It gave him plausible deniability in thinking that those words werenât laced behind her big, bright, prideful eyes.
The first time went well, maybe even great. He stayed for a couple of months, did some flight tests, and while the training was brutal, boy did he learn a lot. When he came back home it was to a family slowly stitching itself back together. Grandma was a full-time house member, Virgil had taken up painting, Gordon talked about potentially going back to his swim meets, and while Alan was still as silent as ever, he was perkier than when Scott last saw him.
It would be on and off for the next few years: a couple of months at home, slowly and painfully taking over the role their father had (he canât remember when he essentially received joint custody of his younger siblings with Grandma, but hey, heâs not complaining), then a couple of months out at the Air Force base where he slowly climbed up the ranking platform. He became skillful, perhaps too skillful. When he got his rank of Captain he felt it was less of an honor and more of something they owed him.
He was getting cocky. Never enough to be a danger to his fellow men, but enough to be somewhat of an occasional annoyance. Charles smacked him upside the head more than once. It felt like the world was right-side-up for once. Scott made many-a-calls to John and Virgil, the former enjoying his first few rotations up in space and the latter squarely in the middle of college. Gordon was being offered sponsorships to hell and back, and Alan was quietly getting along with the other kids at his school. Grandma was on welcoming duty for Kayo, who was taking her slot in the Tracy family with grace, though, a warning that their family would take custody of her if something were to happen to her parents would have been nice, Dad.
Of course, nothing ever goes right for their family for too long.
Orphan.
Age 24, it was supposed to be a simple retrieval mission of civilians. Scott was put in charge of his squad and then some. At night, they rolled-- well, flew out to get the job done. Scott canât even remember the country anymore when minding his own business. Australia? Finland? Perhaps Bangladesh? There was a place John was insistent Scott never do rescues in, Virgil tended to agree, and the eldest unhealthily let them banish him from ever stepping foot there without argument. He could never remember the name off the top of his head until Johnâs familiar International Rescue, we have a situation rung out in the living room followed by the name of the country.
He would immediately forget it later, trauma too strong, too volatile, but the way his heart stopped and his head shattered and the way he felt ice water rush down his back was a good enough reason to quietly leave the room and let John delegate the job to one of his brothers. Sometimes John found him retching in the toilet halfway through the mission. He made sure to always mute Scottâs wrist communicator, even if it was never turned on in the first place.
The plane touched down. Orders sent the ground team out. But then the ground team took longer than estimated. Scott tensely waited where he was told to. It wasnât the first mission that took a little longer than predicted and knowing humans, it surely wouldnât be the last. Then, words mixed with heavy static came over the radio. H--p. Co-- ---7--. --nd ba---p --me--at--y.
Scott sat tensely in his seat, remembering his orders and suddenly hating them. Radio back to home if the mission goes south. Well, it didnât look like they had the radio anymore. Still didnât hurt to try at least. Scott spoke the familiar protocol that was ingrained into him when trying to call base. Dammit. Nothing. Probably some kind of blocker of sorts. Sitting up straight as a board, Scott looked through his options.
⊠He was in charge here. If something happened to his team the fault would lie squarely on his shoulders. Going against everything but his gut, he went out to help his squad. He canât really remember what he exactly did anymore, but he does remember that it made a noise. Like a Looney Tunes scene: he flinched, froze, waited to see if anything or one heard, breathed a sigh of relief, and continued.
He eventually stumbled across one of his closest comrades, Arnold Brigeets. Yes, the name was ironic and half the reason he joined the force in the first place. The guy was one of the people that actually trained Scott and also seemed to be one of the few that was genuinely proud when Scott became a higher rank. Itâs why Scott was more appreciative of Arnold than others, that, and well⊠Scott thought his fatherly abilities were good. The guy did have three kids back home.
Orphan.
Ducking down behind the cover his older friend was semi-situated behind, Scott watched as Arnold jumped at the intrusion before sighing. Scott had run into some enemies that he swiftly took down-- nothing too serious, he didnât have the time or weapons for such an act, but they definitely would be out of it for a while-- so Arnold must have too on his way to find cover as well, hence why he was so on edge.
âThank God,â Arnold wiped his forehead, âGlad to see you join us, kid.â
Scott was breathing heavily, but the grin he attempted was still there, âY-Yeah, so what happened? More threats than we thought?â
Arnold shook his head, âYes and no. There were a lot more baddies than we thought, but thatâs because the civilians werenât civilians. Itâs a tr--â
Boom. The familiar sound of a gunshot.
Arnold fell over. Never got back up. Dropped like a rock in a lake, never to come up to the surface again.
Scott was so caught off guard he couldnât react to the gun that swiftly beat him over the head, knocking him out cold. The only thing on his mind was oh fuck oh fuck I messed up I shouldnât have come I wouldnât have made any noise that way why did I--
They had him for roughly two weeks. Scott always thought the plotline in movies where the villain vehemently denied knowing any important information was dumb as hell. Weâre not stupid. We wouldnât go after someone if they didnât know something.
The things they did hurt and no amount of I donât fucking know anything! would help. Those two weeks were lost to Scott in a sea of pain and torment. The only thing he remembered was being captured, then waking up in a hospital drugged up to his gills with his superiors staring at him like he cured cancer.
âYou saved the rest of your squad from sharing the same fate as the first half.â
âI-I did?â
âYou betcha, son. I only wish I was there to see it! People be saying you were like an animal in how you took âem all down.â
Scottâs never remembered, and he wanted to keep it that way.
He was given the highest honors, even the chance to skip a couple of ranks to be at the same level as the big boys, but the night they were going to share the news to the golden boy himself, they found him in one of the bathrooms with a bloody hand and a mirror shattered with no hope of fixing it.
He was honorably discharged to a family that was so thankful he was home. Words like missing in action and POA never stopped haunting their nightmares. Scott was too, God, of course, he was, but sitting around and doing nothing was the last thing his traumatized mind wanted or maybe even needed. After doing what he considered to be the biggest fuck-up of his life, he needed to feel important.
This isnât the first time heâll say this and it surely wonât be the last: thank Christ for Grandma.
âYou want me to take over?...â
âYep, itâs about time Tracy Industries received a new pair of eyes. The Board certainly thinks so.â
âBut⊠theyâd rather have a crazy, PTSD-infected veteran over you?â
A rough pinch to his ear, âHey now, donât call yourself that,â the gentle motherly tone was back as soon as it left, âBesides, that crazy might exactly be what they want. Half of their argument is that I âdonât take enough risks.â Theyâre getting tired of listening to an old fart like me.â
A moment of contemplation, followed by the cheeky raise of an eyebrow, âSo youâre saying you want me to take so many risks they have no choice but to take you back?â
A bark of laughter, âDamn straight.â
He learned the ropes faster than normal (healthy, is probably the correct term), and he immediately won the hearts of both young and old in the company. Instead of flying planes every few months, he worked on business reports and vetoed new ideas every couple of weeks. It felt satisfying for the most part, and his family was just happy he was still alive to enjoy it.
However, there was a slight roadblock on his way to becoming a somewhat stable person.
He became prone to violent blackouts. It had to have started when he blacked out and saved himself from those two weeks of hell, which made the most sense. Something was always destroyed when he came back to life. John was the best at calming him down due to his own experience with panic attacks, however, John couldnât always be there, and the next rotation for NASA was coming swiftly. Scott swore up and down he would be fine, he could figure something out. John went back into space with an eyebrow permanently raised.
It was just him and Virgil home (Grandma had taken Alan and Kayo to watch Gordon swim) when he, unfortunately, proved John right. Scott wasnât sure what triggered it, but he vividly remembered coming back in Virgilâs extremely tight hold. The first thing Scott thought to say was damn, beanstalk, when did you get so strong? but then he laid his eyes upon the forming bruise on his younger broâs face and hasnât recovered since.
Virgil swore he never held it against Scott. Scott definitely thought he should have.
That night brought sudden clarity to Scott that he was doing this horribly wrong. He was a ticking time bomb, and it wouldnât be long before something was damaged in a way that couldnât be fixed. Scott needed an anchor. Something to ground him before he took it too far. John wasnât going to be earthside forever, Grandma was busy with Kayo, Alan was just a kid, and Gordon was living the dream. None of them were viable.
Then, as he was thinking, he was suddenly aware of how calming Virgilâs arms were around him, how they were preventing the growing panic attack in his chest from getting even bigger.
It was easy.
For once in Scottâs life, his eyes were big and young as he asked Virgil, âHelp me, please.â
After a few brief seconds, Virgil gulped, âOkay.â
From then on, Virgil was Stone Number One. Scottâs admiration for Virgil outweighed the guilt of putting the black-haired man in that position in the first place. Virgil was glad to follow his older brotherâs leadership, but just as qualified to bring him the hell back when he went too far. From getting too sacrificial to preventing a good punching-out some of the idiots they dealt with, Virgil made sure Scott knocked that shit off.
Time went on, Scott was a top-notch CEO at Tracy Industries, John was having one hell of a time up in space, Virgil was graduated and had so many life opportunities to pick from, Alan was thriving at being a (mostly) stable kid, Kayo was 100% acclimated to the family, and Gordon--
Scott found himself gripping the wooden desk very abruptly. He was shocked he didnât snap a chunk off in the process. Why was he thinking about this right after a giant business conference? Who knows at this point. If this giant origin story seemed jagged and jumpy, maybe even somewhat vague, good, thatâs how it fucking felt.
Back to said story.
Scott always thought he and Gordon would have the least amount in common.
They do, but out of all the things they could have picked to be similar, why did it have to be the PTSD caused by military-related jobs? Scott was 24 when he got his, Gordon was just under 20. It may have been a few years since their respective accidents, but theyâre never going to go another day without it feeling like it was just yesterday.
At this point, Gordon was up and walking again, mainly thanks to John and Alan while Virgil and Scott helped in their own ways. Grandmaâs cooking was what probably motivated him the most though, ha, the need to get away from it⊠Scott smiled. Grandma was always a constant. Honestly, if it werenât for her, the family might have fallen apart. Literally.
What has he been saying throughout this whole shindig? Thank Christ for Grandma.
One day out of the blue, Grandma reserved the entire family (yes, even Kayo and Alan) private plane tickets so they could spend some time on the mainland for a few days. Honestly, even if the island wasnât getting major renovations, you hooligans need to get out more. Have some fun. Try not to kill anything, especially each other, she all told them while creepily grinning. John and Virgil smacked Gordon more than once on the plane for insisting that she finally snapped, dudes, sheâs gonna kill us.
Most of the time during their little vacation, Scott heavily focused on his breathing. He was pretty sure he knew what she was doing. He would be lying if he said he wasnât nervous, but the same went for his excitement.
Dad showed him these plans the day after his 18th birthday. Youâre a man now, Scotty, I need your help making this big boy decision with me.
As soon as they reset foot down on the island, Scott took a deep breath and felt relaxed at the salty taste in the air. It was weird, nothing on the outside was changed, and yet⊠it still felt different.
âGuys!â Virgil yelled out, âStop playing in the water! We just got back, arenât you two tired?!â
Blinking back to reality, Scott looked over to see his two youngest brothers doing exactly what Virgil was yelling at them for. Poor Johnny was a little damp too, which is what probably caused Virgil to shout at them in the first place. The blondes didnât care. They continued to prance around in the shallow waves with their pants legs rolled up, acting as if they didnât hear anything outside of their laughter. Gordon shoved his hands down into the liquid and threw some directly at Alan, nailing him right in the face.
Scott exhaled slowly. He couldnât imagine them doing this 8 years ago.
Regardless, the artist was right, and they couldnât waste too much time. Kayo was swift in grabbing both gentlemen by the ears and dragging them onto dry land. They all painstakingly trekked their way up to the-- what would you call Tracy Island? Mansion? Over-blown cabin? Well, whatever it was, Scott would always be willing to call it home.
Stepping inside, each brother took in the view, which was underwhelmingly not that much different, except for one tiny thing. John suddenly noticed a figure already standing in the living room and blinked, âNo way⊠itâs--â
Gordon jumped in, both with his body and his words, âBrains?! Dude, howâs it hanging?!â
The scientist in question jumped at the voices before clearing his throat and readjusting his glasses, âO-Oh, hello again, T-Tracys. Itâs good to see you all once more.â
Virgil slung an arm around his shoulder, ignoring the blatant squawk, âMan, how long has it been?! What made you finally decide to crawl out of your hole?â
Snickers came from all corners of the house. Brains stood up straighter, âW-Well, I was contacted b-by Mrs. Tracy over here with an offer I c-couldnât turn down.â
Eyebrows tilted in all shapes and sizes. Someone cleared their throat. Everyone turned to look at Grandma once again, âI think if you all follow me, youâll swiftly understand what Iâm talking about.â
I already do, Scott thought matter-of-factly. John seemed to be understanding it now, Virgil was on the cusp of remembering what his father was hinting at for him, and Gordon was just as lost as Alan. It made sense, Jeff talked to all of them about it, but the oldest had seniority. The two youngest not remembering just by words was expected, especially since that was going to be rectified very quickly.
The hangar under the island was beautiful. Point blank. It smelt of iron and steel and grease and engine and that was the first time since Scott had been in the Air Force that he didnât gag or flinch at the thought of flying something again. Scott had seen the plans his father drew. He assumed Jeff finished building it, but he never got to physically see it sinceâŠ
In some ways, he was glad he didnât. Now he got to experience it with (most of) his family, and that made it ten times better.
After letting them absorb the scenery, Grandma slowly turned around to look at them all, âYou remember that dream your father had?â
The four oldest blinked, Kayo simply raised her eyebrows, meanwhile, Alan, being the teenager he was, didnât read the emotion in the room, âOh, yeah! Aunt Casey always talked about how he was going to âchange the worldâ and stuff. What did he call it again?â
Scott felt way more confident than he had in a while, âInternational Rescue.â
Grandma nodded, gleeful at the happy look on her oldest and youngest grandsonsâ faces, âWell, Iâve been thinking about some things. I know we donât exactly worry about money, but after everything your father put into these girls⊠Iâd hate for them to go to waste.â
The Tracy family jumped at that. Johnâs mouth was wide open in shock, yes, shock, âThat station is still up there?â
Grandma sighed, âYou mean âFive? Not for long. Not if we donât send someone up there within the next few days.â
John blushed at the grin Grandma gave him. Clearing his throat, his big brain came to a startling conclusion, âWait⊠you brought Alan along?â
The other big brothers in the room jumped at that. Kayo was the only one with enough balls to say the truth out loud, âMrs. Tracy, I mean no offense, but heâs--â
âJust a kid?â Grandma smirked, âA kid thatâs topped the VR charts for Intergalactic Fury for weeks straight while simultaneously getting nothing but Aâs in his classes?â
Scott nodded slowly in comprehension. He remembered Alan talking about that game for a while. It was some kind of online racing simulator of sorts. Scott caught the prettiest string of words from Alan when going to bed one night. Nearly made him shit his pants. He made the kid promise to keep it PG-13 if he wanted to keep playing.
Still, the elders in the family slowly turned to look at the freckled boy with both shock and pride. Alan blinked with wide-eyed innocence, âBut my English class is only at a B--â
âShh, kiddo, Iâm making a point,â Grandma rolled her eyes. The other brothers snickered. Yep, still Alan. Grandma sighed, âNow before you point out that video games are different, I know, but the difference between them and this is that video games donât have some of the most talented older brothers in the world to guide him.â
Said older brothers jumped at the idea. Before any objection could be made, Grandma continued, âBesides, the GDF seemed to be okay with it. The Colonel was willing to oversee some of his training too.â
John flinched at that, âBut IR is supposed to be independent!â
Grandma slightly frowned. She didnât exactly like it either, âIt still is, but in the world of business, compromises have to be made.â
Virgil huffed and crossed his arms, âWell, thatâs⊠rough. Here I thought only Scott would have to deal with the bullshit of business.â
Grandma chuckled at the somewhat un-Virgil-like behavior, âIt really is, Virgil. But about that Scott part,â she slowly turned to look at him and him only, âI hate to give you more work to do, but if you want to work within their restrictions?â
Suddenly every pair of eyes in the room was on the head of the family. Gulping, Scott looked down at his feet to think. It was a tense few moments, nobody sure what he was going to decide, least of all him, before the brunette cleared his throat and brought his face back up with a grin.
âWell then,â Scott turned to look at the bright tip of âOne, chest fluttering with a feeling that became unfamiliar to him over the past few years, âI guess now itâs time to state the obvious.â
From then on, every time he loaded into that cockpit of his girl, he felt lighter than air.
âThunderbirds are GO!â
Everything was okay again.
Mostly.
Orphan.
Scott took another sip of his whiskey and refocused on his reports.
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Scott was in some kind of dissociative state the whole way home.
Alan doesnât deserve this. Heâs still a kid, barely an adult, and heâs going to go through utter hell because you screwed up. You were 24, Gordon was just under 20, Alan was barely 18. Alanâs going to get fucked up like you and itâs all your fault.
His movements were robotic and rigid. Anyone with a working eye could tell he was deep in shock and running on autopilot. Mostly Jeff. Especially Jeff. The rest of the brothers all noticed too, but they were also running on their own empty fuel tanks, so the only thing they could do was guilty send their older brother the occasional glance of pity and concern.
Jeff was going to need to talk to them about that. Somehow. Maybe he shouldnât be the one to point it out since he feels just as bad. His sons were too much like him, sometimes, and that made his guilt burn all the same. He shouldâve been there to warn his sons about the dangers of unnecessary guilt. Having that kind of guilt was a parentâs job, dammit, and maybe grandparents only occasionally.
But then he remembered where heâs been for the past 8 years and⊠who really was Alanâs parents anymore? His gut was screaming it sure as hell isnât you, but he knew his sons would want him to step back into the role as soon as he was physically fit to do so, not just for Alan, but for themselves as well. They would deny it, but they probably just wanted to be kids again too, even if it was only brief, fleeting moments.
Who was to tell the protective, fatherly side of Jeff no to that? No better time to fix things like the present after all.
He saw Scott go up the stairs when they first stepped into the living room, so thatâs where Jeff was going to go too. Footsteps light, Jeff retraced his eldestâs pathway to his bedroom. Only, he stopped before said bedroom. Unfavorable noises were coming from the closed bathroom door, and Jeff could only swallow whatever emotion it made him feel. Taking a deep breath, he slowly opened the (unlocked) door to the bathroom and laid his eyes upon the incriminating scene.
Jeff was met with the sight of Scott retching his entire stomach into the toilet, hands aggressively grabbing his sticky, hair-gelled hair and trying to make himself bald from the strain.
Jeffâs reaction was always based on autopilot, and it will never stop being so.
Ignoring his protesting body, Jeff kneeled and placed a hand on his sonâs back, only to abruptly pull back like he touched a hot stove when Scott only got more hysterical at the contact. The brunette clenched his eyes shut even more (and they were already shut as much as possible) while his head became a special kind of crease. Like he was in pain, âGod, I wanna go home. Why wonât they listen I swear Iâm telling the truth! Please, I just want Dad--â
Jeff was frozen on the spot, heart stopping in the process. His brain shut down while he watched his son continue to mindlessly ramble and panic. His freaked-out mind barely registered footsteps from behind in the hallway, followed by a voice going whatâs going-- holy--
Something thundered past him. Blinking once, Jeff guiltily watched as Virgil kneeled behind the eldest and wrapped his arms around the thin manâs shoulders while taking Scottâs hands in his in a protective blanket, âScott! Jesus-- weâre at home, youâre safe and itâs June 14th, 2--â
Scott only struggled more, panicking at the fact he could no longer yank his hair out. Dammit, it was the only way he could feel in control, donât take that away too! âNo! I swear Iâve said everything! Please--â
Virgil immediately knew that this was one of those attacks that Scott wasnât coming back down from with pure human intervention. Add-on the sight of his fatherâs big eyes signifying the man was at a loss at what to do, Virgil had no choice. He snapped loudly, remembering the comms were still on and only feeling slightly bad at the way Scott flinched in his arms, âShit-- John! Itâs Scott! Get the stuff! Weâre in the upstairs bathroom!â
Muffled footsteps through a few walls in the house could be heard. Jeffâs mind was only starting to catch up when the brother Virgil called for came rushing into the bathroom (Jeff never remembered it being big enough to hold four of them) and ignoring Jeff (practically shoving him out of the way too, man, this was bad) on his way to the main problem at hand. Landing on his knees in a way that made Jeff wince, John gently grabbed one of Scottâs arms from Virgilâs hold and subsequently pulled a needle from nowhere and injected something into Scott.
The response was instantaneous.
Scottâs breathing, while still labored, got slower. He stopped struggling as well, and the way he sagged reminded Jeff of ice melting into a puddle. The two other brothersâ shoulders also sagged, relieved at the crisis averted. John stood up, knees cracking as he rubbed the back of his neck. Then, he froze at the sight of something in the doorway, âG-GordonâŠâ
Virgil snapped his head up from where he was looking at Scott. Jeff did something similar. Yup, in the doorway was the strawberry blonde, eyes wide, making him younger by about 10 years. The ex-Olympian in question inhaled, closed his eyes, and soon speed-walked his way out of the entrance to the bathroom. Dammit, neither Gordon or Alan have seen something like that and it probably spooked him more than anything. Heâd understand with his own PTSD-related issues, but still, seeing the ânever weakâ big brother freak out in such a scary way...
John combed a hand through his hair, shaking his head. As he started walking out of the room, he whispered to himself, probably hoping no one heard him, âDammit, this is all so fuckedâŠâ
Unfortunately, Jeff did hear, and the dirty language made the father flinch. John was always the best about making sure Grandma didnât wash his mouth out with soap, and the fact that he so willingly didnât care meant that everyone was at the end of their rope. Still reeling at the sight, Jeff couldnât react to the gentle arms that picked him up off the floor and slowly led him out of the suddenly stuffy room.
With the click of the door shutting, Jeff realized what Virgil did, âW-Wait, Scott--â
âWill be okay for a few seconds,â Virgil finished for his dad, âI know itâs nearly been a decade, but the one part of you I definitely know hasnât changed is the need to comfort us, just like we hoped.â The small grin that fell over the middle childâs face put Jeff a little bit at ease, but Virgil wasnât completely done, âSo, Iâm going to let you take care of this, but I just want to make sure youâll handle it with grace. Take this slowly, okay? Scott might be doped up, but heâs still⊠volatile, in a sense.â
Jeff cleared his throat, suddenly choking on the unneeded tension, âOkay, Virgil, I promise, just⊠what happened? That was⊠bad, and really bad at that too. I know Scott would never let something that severe willingly come out in front of his family.â
Virgil rubbed the back of his neck, clearly not ready for this conversation, âListen, Dad,â he inhaled sharply, cutting himself off before sighing in a way that said fuck it, might as well get this over with, âAs much as it felt like it did, the world didnât stop spinning because you⊠well, we had lives we somehow wanted to continue living. We all have lives and stories now, and this is Scottâs story to tell.â
Jeff was getting misty-eyed again. Back when he was just a kid, Virgil couldnât keep a secret to save his life, mainly in part due to his insomnia-related issues (Jeff has to wonder if he still has them, more problems for the future) and general lack of filter because of sleep-deprivation. Now Jeff knew there was a starch difference between a kid who couldnât keep his mouth shut and a man who genuinely knew how to respect another manâs privacy, butâŠ
It just hammers home how much heâs missed with his boys. Gulping, Jeff made a mental note to talk with his mom about certain things heâs missed. Sheâll know a lot more than he would, âOkay, Virge. Thank you, for stepping up there.â
Virgilâs shoulders relaxed at Jeffâs words, as well as his fatherâs hand patting him on the shoulder, âThanks, Dad. Just⊠go easy on him. I know itâs a little late for this but none of us ever properly talked about things. It was very unhealthy, deep down we all knew that, butâŠâ
âYou just couldnât get the proper emotions out?â Jeff finished for his son. At Virgilâs soft nod, Jeff exhaled, âIâm not going to say that it was a smart decision, but weâre all here now. We can move forward with this.â Jeff squeezed where his hand laid.
Virgil blinked before curtly going, âYeah. Goodnight, Dad. Take care of Scott.â
Virgil stepped around his father and walked to where his bedroom most definitely was not, but Jeff could deal with that in a little bit. He had another son who he was pretty sure just had a violent PTSD attack of some kind, plus, Virgil seemed to sour at something Jeff said. The ex-astronaut wasnât sure what it was, so he didnât chase after him out of worry that--
Wait.
Weâre all here now.
Dammit, Jeff. Out of all the sentences you couldâve picked...
Alrighty, just add that to the ever-growing pile of things that need to be talked about later. No biggie. Jeff found himself sighing and rubbing the back of his neck much like Virgil did a few minutes ago. Turning around, he was met with the bathroom door once more. Shaking his head, Jeff slowly crept into the room and saw that not much was different, especially with Scott.
His heart softly cracked, but, again, he can deal with it later.
Sitting down on the ground and grimacing at the way his body ached (was gravity always this rough?), Jeff leaned against the floor cabinets about 2-3 feet away from Scott, who made himself into a nice comfortable ball in the corner next to the toilet, his palm smushed against his forehead. Jeff waited a few seconds. Then minutes. Then he realized he would have to be the one to initiate the conversation. He probably shouldâve realized that right when he came back in. He opened his mouth, but his wasnât the one that words came out of.
âIt was⊠Zambia.â
Jeffâs heart stopped and his mouth snapped shut. He couldnât stop the way his eyes clearly showed his panic, but hopefully, he guiltily thought, Scott was a little too doped up to not realize it, âScotty, what do you mean?â
Scott shrugged in a way that spoke he thought what he was admitting wasnât a big deal. Yep, clearly not with it, âMission went bad⊠caught for a couple of weeks.â
Jeff was hoping his first fuck back on Earth, spoken to himself like right now or otherwise, would have been a comedic thing, but the way nausea rose in his throat said this was anything but funny.
Scott wanted to be in the Air Force. Badly. Who was a father to deny his sonâs want to be part of such a noble cause? He gave him tips, took him to meet friends in high places, sometimes even sparred with him when he turned 18, but then Jeff was suddenly thousands of miles away with no hope of ever having the chance of sparring with his eldest again. Despite it, Jeff hoped Scott went on to become the best pilot the world has ever seen.
Part of this looks like he did, but at what cost?
As much as it felt like it did, the world didnât stop spinning because you⊠well, we had lives we somehow wanted to continue living.
Aw hell, âJesus, ScottâŠâ Jeff couldnât tell if it was the brashness or the lack of a nickname that made Scott flinch and he hated it. He immediately softened his tone and brought his 27-year-old child into his arms, âShh, shh, weâll be okay. Weâll figure this out.â
Like father like son, old habits die hard, and as easy as it was to still be able to comfort his children, Scott seemed to just as easily take it as he used to 8 years ago, âAlan doesnât deserve this kind of hell, God, heâs barely not a kid anymore! Why--â
Jeff tightened his hold to keep his son in reality, and because he didnât like the tone behind those words, âHey, you didnât either--â
Scott somehow managed to fling himself out of the hug, focus incredibly on point for someone who was doped up to his eyelids five seconds ago, âBut I fucked up! I made the wrong call and then suddenly Arnold was dead and he had a wife and kids-- shit, what the hell did I do?â
Okay.
First of all: way to put him back in that headspace when thatâs the exact opposite you were going for, Jeff, father of the year. Second: dammit. Just⊠dammit. This was a big fat hand grenade in a giant handbasket that they didnât have time to gently get out while simultaneously not yanking the pin clean off with the grace of a drunk elephant. Jeff was no stranger to Survivorâs Guilt, but there was a whole untapped pile of metaphorical C4 within his sonâs head that was ready for someone to push the goddamn button.
He wanted it to be him, desperately, because it sounded like he already failed his family enough, it was all he could do at this point, but he absolutely hated that he couldnât do it right now. This was going to take a lot of time, which they didnât have, plus, Jeff thought he had a pretty good understanding of this new Scott and the rest of his kids. Jeff was aware that if he didnât help his sons find their baby as fast as possible over everything else itâll lead to a fate nobody wanted.
A shaky sigh, âOkay, Scotty, letâs get you to bed. Weâll talk strategy in the morning.â
Scott simply nodded as his father flung Scottâs arm around his broader shoulders and picked him up. Slowly and painfully but surely, father and son meandered their way to Scottâs room. With a thump a little harder than Jeff wanted, Scott flopped down on top of his sheets and immediately started snoring. Despite everything that just happened, the father couldnât help but grin at the sight. Well, there was another thing Jeff gracefully passed onto his son.
Jeff only took Scottâs shoes off. He wouldâve loved to pull the sheets up around him too, but the father didnât want to take any chances at waking him up. Slowly tip-toeing out of the room, Jeff gave one last glance back at his son before finally letting him be and gently shutting the door. He had three other sons he needed to console, but his tired joints told him to selfishly take a moment for himself for right now unless he wanted to collapse and give his family more to deal with.
Jeff eventually made his way to his room-- which was sadly unkempt, he noticed-- and sat down on the edge of his unfamiliar bed to think.
Heâll figure something out. If he had to crawl through images of his son being brutally and bloodily tortured then by God he would with the fury of a thousand suns.
He was back and he wasnât going to throw away any second or even third chance he was given.
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âI got him.â
Virgil turned his comms back on, and with it, Scottâs heart restarted for the first time in a few weeks. Taking a moment for a breather, Scott leaned against the wall while practically wheezing. They have him back, holy shit, they have him back. Scott vaguely heard Gordon cry in pure relief and joy. He saw Johnâs side of the comms flutter for a bit before a bright flash happened. Blinking away the white spots, Scott looked at his wrist to see a fully detailed map of the compound.
Gordon spoke what they were all thinking, âWoohoo! First Allie comes back, then Johnny-boy gets us a free ticket out of here! Weâre winning this race, baby!â
A very loud moment of silence. John cleared his throat, âActually, I was going to say glad to see you in one piece, you little shit,â a playful gasp came from Virgilâs side. It was too high pitched to be from the pianistâs mouth. Scott chuckled, but the paranoid part of his brain said John wasnât done. His brain was right, ââBut guys⊠that wasnât me. Or EOS. We still havenât found a way to get past the metal they made these walls out of.â
That silence was even more deafening than the last, and before Virgil could utter out his typical what the fuck, a small logo appeared at the corner of their new map. One that was all too familiar. The Chaos Crew wasnât the only one who could brand their awful deeds.
Son of a bitch.
Virgilâs order over the radio was meant for Alan, but Scott couldnât help but listen to it too.
âShit, Alan, you need to run.â
Making quick work of the compound once more, Scott, while booking it even quicker than last time, opened a private line between him and Gordon, âHey, how would you feel if I said go help Virgil while I cover Alan?â
The first response was stuttering, which Scott expected, but then it was followed up by something completely out of left field for Gordon, â... Okay, just as long as you promise to bring Alan back in one piece.â
Part of Scott wanted to console Gordon, another was questioning why Gordon was so quick to give up, another wanted to say of course, I will, idiot, but the first part that made itself verbal was easy, âYou know I will, buddy.â
Scott could physically picture Gordonâs tiny, little, somber nod clear as day, âSounds good, captain. See you on the other side.â
With a click, Scott was back on the group comm. Suddenly remembering what exactly his job was, he pulled out the map so graciously given to them by The Hood. Looking at all the dots, one was heading towards a prone one (oh if that asshole did anything to VirgilâŠ) while another one was heading right for Scott himself. Actually, in just a few seconds, right as Scott rounded the corner he would--
âWoah, look out there, Tigger!â
Yes, you heard that correctly: not tiger, Tigger. Tigger hadnât been used since Alan was itty bitty. It always seemed like the kid had endless energy with the way he wouldnât stop bounding off the walls and furniture. Even as a baby, Lucy had to sit with him for a few hours while he slept in his crib to make sure he would stay there. In fact, their mother gave Alan that nickname herself. She was quite the Winnie the Pooh fan, and the rest of the family figured it would be one of the ways they could keep her legacy alive for the tiny potato.
Wrapping his arms around said flailing potato, albeit much bigger than a baby, Scott thought he would collapse then and there. Alan was here, in his arms, and yeah, the sight of his dirty and somewhat ripped up IR uniform made him mad, but Scott, for once in his life, decided to focus on the here-and-now, aka his precious, alive little brother, who finally stopped struggling at the realization that hey, the person holding you is a good guy, time to turn off fight mode.
Smushing their foreheads together as much as possible, Scott desperately fought to keep the waterworks back, a smile from ear to ear hopefully taking whatever energy his tear ducts had, âYou are getting such an ass beating when we get home, little bro.â
Alan jumped back with a look of What the hell?! What did I do now?!
Scott simply rolled his eyes, âReally? âNot importantâ? You graduated high school, tiny dude! Thatâs huge! You remember Gordonâs party, right?â
Alanâs mouth gaped before he closed it with slightly puffy cheeks. Those same cheeks tinged with a small blush. Alan wasnât exactly expecting to be smothered so soon (well, he did cry his eyes out on Virgilâs shoulder, but that was different!). Shaking it off, Alan moved his hands rhythmically and rapidly, To be fair, we werenât sure he was going to get one for a while.
Scott faltered a little bit at the ASL. Darn, he shouldâve seen Alanâs lack of talking from a mile away. Scott carefully hid his disappointment from Alan. Lord knew what the kid would take it as, âYeah, thatâs what he got for barely making it. Imagine what youâre going to get!â
Scott assumed his semi-fake charm worked, as Alan seemed to play along without any kind of suspicion, Oh yeah. Fair enough.
This kid, man.
Then, slow clapping came from a dark corner, making Scottâs heart leap out of his throat as well as push Alan behind himself. Glaring as much as he could towards the invisible evil-doer, Scott didnât have to think twice, âAlan, take my map and find Virgil and Gordon.â
The youngest looked like he was going to object.
âGo.â
He no longer did. Good.
Listening to the field commanderâs orders, Scott felt his wristband slip off his wrist and a warm body leave his vicinity. An inhale. Also good. An exhale, followed by an even darker glare, âWhat more do you want?â
Short and straight-to-the-point and angry, two things Scott typically wasnât. Regardless, like a cold gust of wind, footsteps started approaching him from the shadow. Once Scott saw the outline of a body, he tensed even more. Virgil would snap at him for clenching his jaw so much.
A dark chuckle reminded him of what was important. The voice that spoke reminded him of something completely different, âNow then, brother, letâs not be rude to each other!â
Scottâs pupils shrunk at the familiar sight of Gordon stepping towards him. Except it wasnât Gordon, because Scott knew that Gordon knew better. He also knew Gordon didnât cheekily smile like that, even after a prank, nor did he walk that straight. He always had a funny walk after WASP, and Gordon wore that fact like a badge of honor.
Oh no, Scott definitely knew who this was, âWhat the hell are you playing at?â
Fake-Gordon rolled his eyes, like it wasnât obvious, âI mean if we want to go that route, why did kid insist you being in the military was the coolest thing heâd ever heard you do? Maybe I wouldnât have been pressured into joining a branch myself in the end.â
Scottâs nostrils flared, and by God, his pupils might have actually slitted like a snakeâs, or possibly even a dragonâs, âExcuse me?â
Scott blinked, and suddenly he was met by not-Virgil, âPlus, why was our conclusion after hearing a three-year-old wanting to see snow to go to a ski resort? It had to have been those big, selfish, beady eyes, right?â
âCâmon, Scotty, we gotta give you some kind of calming exercise. Thereâs going to come a time when neither me or John are going to be there.â
âHmm⊠does yoga work?â
A snort, âWell, thatâs not too bad of an idea. Maybe the person pissing you off will stop whatever theyâre doing at the sight of you spontaneously doing downward dog.â
Laughter, an unfamiliar action, âYeah, okay, but for real, those breathing exercises Iâve seen you do look okay. Letâs start there.â
Scott was not a liar by heart. He had to admit that those exercises were doing jack shit right about now.
Another blink, another brother. Familiar ginger hair was all Scott could see, âTo continue that previous point, why did Dad start International Rescue again? And what led to his demise?â
âSounds like a piece of work. Why do you keep dealing with these people again?â
âSomeone has to pay the bills, Johnny. Grandmaâs too focused on making the perfect poison for us.â
A roll of eyes, âRight, because the billions we have saved wouldnât be enough to last a couple of families a few lifetimes. Glad to see your calming exercises are working at least. Howâs that going for you, by the way?â
A pause. A flicker of vision around the room. Someone cleared their throat, probably himself, âItâs probably not as bad as whatever space is throwing at you. You handling it okay up there?â
Another pause, followed by a sigh, âWell, since you asked so nicelyâŠâ
Scott wanted to deflect the truth so badly right now more than anything else. Telling him he couldnât pilot âOne anymore would be a much more enticing option than what he was hearing.
Suddenly, Scott was looking in a mirror, âBesides, I know more than anybody that he wasnât wanted. A mistake. I thought we Tracys hated being imperfect?â
The Hood must have known their backstories from internet articles, and being the mastermind he was, it probably took him all of three seconds to see Alan had some hidden self-worth issues. By playing the biggest Guess Who? game of all time, The Hood was most likely able to figure out some less-than-positive ideals Alan thought about himself throughout his childhood and danced circles around his already weakened mind to string together some spineless blame to put on the kid by sheer evilness alone.
Knowing his kid brother, it worked.
Scott wasnât thinking straight-- maybe even at all when the first punch was thrown.
Just like that, Scott blacked out and was running on terminator mode. John would be disappointed. Virgil would be horrified. Gordon might find it funny. Alan wasnât here, and thank God for that. Scott wasnât entirely sure what he was doing. All his mind was telling him was make lots of pain hard and fast. His brain also blocked out any hit The Hood was giving him in return. Pain flared for a few seconds, then it was swept away in the puddle of rage his mind was currently being consumed in.
Soon, his out-of-it mind found its target and gripped his-- The Hoodâs arm, no disguise would make him have an identity crisis, thank you very much-- nice and rough.
Scott heard the familiar snap of cartilage and felt only partially bad. If he was thinking more clearly, he would be disgusted with himself. Yes, even The Hood didnât deserve this level of Scottâs fury. Oh, he definitely deserved to be hit by a truck, but not by Scott. It was mostly due to Scottâs sanity. If he could be this graphic and violent at all, even to the worse possible criminals, that meant he could be that way during other moments, and that was not a territory he wanted to cross into.
Welp, he was here now, and heâll hate to admit it in the future, but the only thing that brought him out of it was a tiny gasp from a few feet away. Snapping his head up, Scottâs eyes landed squarely on a smaller-than-normal Alan, who was currently clutching his arm to his chest in an emotion Scott didnât want to figure out at the moment. So much for going and finding Virgil and Gordon.
âAllie, helpâŠâ fake him grunted out, only making real Scott growl and tighten his hold (and probably making his case worse). Looking up from the person in his arms, Scott felt his heart split in two at the sight. There was fear and uncertainty in Alanâs blue eyes and boy did it hurt. Scott couldnât tell if it was because even seeing a potentially-fake Scott being beaten up was bad or if it was because heâd never seen big brother be this brutal, even towards their enemies. Whatever the reason, it involved Scott being the main root of the problem.
Wait, that was The Hoodâs plan. Shit⊠make Scott act past the point of no return in a way that was unfamiliar to Alan so the kid couldnât be fully sure who was who, and Scott fell right into his trap, hook, line, and sinker.
Fuck.
Bloody well done, Scott, you absolute moron.
Scott faltered a little bit, âA-Alan, I--â
That falter was enough for The Hood to break an arm out of his grip and elbow him in the face. In the brief second of freedom he had, he tried dashing towards Alan, but Scott was too quick for everyoneâs good and soon had the imposter back in his arms, both of them struggling in a way that made them look like they were tied into the weirdest knot in existence.
Then, an earthquake struck.
No, literally.
A big shake of the abandoned compound threw the look-a-likes about and subsequently off the platform they were on. The place was old; it didnât take a lot of weight for that guard rail they made their way over towards while fighting to snap right off. With a yelp, the two of them gripped the edge as much as they could and held on. Crap, I know we talked with Fuse about potentially setting some stuff off, but--
Blinking, Scott saw a familiar mop of blonde hair come into view. Alan was rather panicked, clearly not sure which Scott was the real Scott. Not only that, he had little time to decide which one to save. Goodie, another reason to despise The Hood: not only has he put Alan through weeks of torment, now heâs forcing the kid to decide to either save his oldest brother and biggest hero or his personal torturer.
And Alan wonât know until he picks.
Holy hell, this was getting worse by the second. Hopefully, big brother charm can work its magic and get them the hell out of there.
âAlan, quickly, over here!â
âI canât hold on for much longer, Alan, hurry!â
The two Scotts glared at one another in the exact same way, not making Alanâs job much easier. Another shake, another slip down the metal cliff, more screams, and Alan looked ready to tear his hair out. Scott watched as the kid looked around rapidly, probably praying for a miracle in the process. Suddenly, the kid jumped when he must have spotted something important. Within the blink of an eye, he was gone and out of their range of visions to retrieve it.
Whatever the hell he noticed better be important, because if just ended up wasting precious time then--
Another shake, probably the last one. Still, it was enough.
Both their grips gave away at the same time, screams identical (God, did he always sound that wimpy?) as they plummeted to their demises. Scott was briefly able to look up to see his brother pop his head over the cliff like a chipmunk again and grab the (albeit broken) arm of The Hood and save him. Dammit, Scott should have expected that, though, that display of anger was uncharacteristic to Alan. Probably terrified him even more than he already was. Fuck, Scott deser--
Suddenly, a rope wrapped itself around Scottâs left arm and stopped his descent. Hard. Hopefully, it was only torn stuff, they didnât have time to deal with dislocation--
Wait.
Scott wasnât dead if he could think about these kinds of things.
Blinking, he looked at his arm to see the familiar rope of his grappling hook around his forearm. Moving his eyesight to look past that, he saw the wide, blue eyes of his baby brother struggling to stay on top. The Hood was using his non-broken side to try and climb his way back up to safety. Huh, thatâs weird. When did Alan get ahold of that? Scott must have dropped it during his scuffle with--
Thatâs when it hit Scott.
Alan saved them both.
Alan saved them both.
And it would be all for jack shit if Scott didnât get his ass up there to help.
Panicking, Scott gripped the rope and started to ascend. He had two working arms and a smother complex to boot; it wasnât long before he overtook a struggling Hood, who could only use one arm and a weakened brother (that bastard was so lucky Alan had a literal heart of gold).
Flinging his arms over the edge and pulling himself up-- and shrugging off the extra help Alan offered. Save your strength, baby bro-- Scott was in a much calmer search-and-destroy mode. He yanked his evil look-a-like up, turned him on his stomach, pinned him down, and before he could even watch Alan blink, âSign something.â
There, now he watched Alan blink.
Scott pulled out one of his best âbig brotherâ smiles ever, âTell me something in ASL. I donât think The Hood learned that kind of etiquette.â
The body beneath him growled, making Alan jump and Scott tighten not only his hold but his glare. Further prove big brotherâs point, why donât cha? He lost the angry look immediately to grin at Alan once more, who seemed to be slowly getting the picture. With a gulp, the blonde slowly strung together a sentence that Scott had to laugh at, just a little bit.
Damn, could you teach me to fight like that, Scooter?
Nodding his head, Scott had to concede, âSure. Consider it a graduation present.â
Alan blinked again, and the immense relief that washed over the boyâs shoulders would be enough to banish nightmares for at least a couple of days. Suddenly, The Hoodâs disguise blinked out of existence, making both brothers jump that time. Scott didnât falter in his grip, however. This man was going down right here and now, Scott thought darkly, staring at the prone body beneath his.
Scott saw Alan continue to sign out of the corner of his eye, You know you look like shit, right?
Scott chuckled. Alan was always able to put a smile on his face no matter the circumstances, âYeah, well, kindred spirits, little bro.â
Scott was probably as pale as Alan was with such lack of sleep and food. Running on what was essentially a prolonged PTSD attack wasnât healthy in the slightest, and no doubt whatever kind of bruises and scratches The Hood gave him didnât help, however, seeing hope fill those deep-blue eyes when Alan learned he was truly being saved drowned everything out, including the way those freckles were getting lost in those eye bags.
Yeah, their entire family probably looked like shit, and the recovery process was going to be even shittier, but they were going to suffer through it together as a family would.
That made it all worth it.
Shuffling himself so one arm was free while the other kept The Hood pinned, Scott held it out towards Alan. The flinch the youngest made tore a hole in Scottâs heart that was only slightly patched when Alan leaned into the warmth and safety of his biggest bro. Long recovery process, remember? Regardless, Alan still took to the hug like a dehydrated zebra did a pond, and that was good enough for Scott.
The Hood groaned underneath them.
Yep, good enough.
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Okay but au where they're not all related and five is a mysterious orphan Diego keeps running into at odd hours of the night and then him just being like "fuck it he's like 13 he can't be out alone at night" and then just takes him home like a godamn stray and five is THRIVING under the positive attention he never had I beg of you please feed my soul. Also sorry if this doesn't make sense I've had 2 hours of sleep and like 8 coffees today
i think iâve read a fic similar to this but FUCK YEAH letâs do this (sorry im so late btw i havent been feeling bullet points lately fksjdfks) ALSO HEY OP PLEASE DONâT DIE I HOPE YOUâRE OK???Â
so diego is still a cop and heâs patrolling or doing whatever it is that cops do, and then he sees a kid sitting in an alley
obviously he pulls over like âhey kid you okay?â and the kid is like âshut up go away bootlickerâ and diego is instantly âokay then come on im taking you to get foodâ
the kid doesnât want to go but at the same time diego can tell he knows that thereâs really no better options. this child looks hungry
so the kid and diego go to griddyâs and the kid says his name is five when asked
âthatâs not a nameâ
âis tooâ
diego+fam have a long history of trauma and reginald called them by number which was their birth order or something? idk OH SHIT WAIT YOU SAID NOT ALL RELATED OK OK COOL SO
luther is a mechanic who diego knows because heâs the dude whoâs often the one repairing his car, theyâre on pretty good terms and go out for coffee sometimes because luther hates alcohol and diegoâs body is a temple so he doesnât drink
diego is diego heâs a cop but heâs highkey broke and i really donât know how much cops get paid? hm
ok google says from 34.6k - 89.4k a year and numbers mean nothing to me so lets say heâs just a gremlin who lives in a boiler room because itâs efficient
OR heâs still dating eudora and lives with her
you know what thatâs probably the better option iâm gonna go with that. they donât have as much childhood trauma even though none of the âsiblingsâ come from exactly good homes? but none of them were raised by reggie mcfuckface so itâs less like,,, bad even though theyâre all fucked up
WAIT DO THEY HAVE THEIR POWERS
HELL YEAH THEY HAVE THEIR POWERS
ok ok so luther is a mechanic who uses his super strength and endurance to just fucking carry cars around his garage and i know NOTHING about mechanics as a profession but but but luther is good at what he does
diego is a cop who lives with eudora and throws knives like a boss. he also throws tennis balls really hard because stabbing people on duty isnât advised
you know what? iâm gonna say allison ISNT a movie star, shes a smaller actress with minor roles here and there because sheâs a mom and spends time with claire. she doesnât use her rumor as much because honestly she doesnât see a reason to? like sometimes sheâll go âi heard a rumor you gave me a free shot of coffeeâ and like,,, thatâs it shfskd
her and patrick are still divorced but thatâs because they did it the healthy way. they knew they were drifting apart but instead of rumoring him they broke it off mutually and they still meet up for coffee. theyâre friends ok. claire loves her parents
klaus! klaus has problems but because im a soft bitch dave is here in 2019. heâs⊠also a mechanicâŠ. they all know eachother but dave knows luther and diego pretty well. luther via work and diego via luther
yes klaus! so klaus has a history of drugs and addiction, because while he wasnât shoved into a mausoleum ghosts screaming at you all the fucking time doesnât help with staying sober
but because he has a support network he can fall back on heâs doing well, heâs a barista in a coffee shop that allison and patrick & diego and luther frequent
shoutout to klaus
five is an orphan heâs 13 and small and kind of a genius? fuck what if as a kid five accidentally time-traveled to 2019 and thaTâS HOW HE BECAME AN ORPHANÂ
galaxy brain
so five is this kid in the wrong time living on the streets not knowing how things work
i mean he does obviously because he catches on quick and heâs smart but really he doesnât know how some shit works ok. heâs clueless when it comes to technology and pop culture and shit
ben!! ben is alive!! heâs a part time writer and a full time librarian!! he knows klaus because during his homeless days klaus stuck around the library because free bathrooms and also reading to take his mind off the ghosts. they become really close and ben gets klaus to move in with him and then heâs trying to get sober and then benâs car crashes and thatâs how they meet luther and dave OHHHH
additionally: klaus illustrates some of benâs books because he knows how to draw yay
vanya! sheâs first chair in the orchestra and sheâs dating helen cho because i say so
so vanya kicks ass at violin, sheâs being gay teaching lessons all that good shit what more is there to say
harold isnât here because there was never an umbrella academy
hmmm back to the,,, actual plot,,, im sorry sksfhdjsk
SO DIEGO FINDS FIVE RIGHT
AND HEâS LIKEÂ âoh no this child is awakening my paternal instincts oh no i have to take him home with me nowâ
eudora opening the door to see her husband boyfriend with an angry looking teenager at his side: dear god what did you do this time
eudora instantly bonds with five and i mean INSTANTLY like she lays eyes on him and goes âchild?? small?? looks lonely?? must protectâ and five looks at her like âbadass looking lady she probably knows what shes doing might as well ask for info and stuffâ but hes actually thinking âoh dang she looks like she knows what sheâs doing RESPECTâ and yeah ksdjhsdkf
then five expects them to be mean or just get tired of him and kick him out but?? they dont??? wack
diego is instantly like âkid where do you liveâ
âumâ
âyou live somewhere right???â
âUMâ
they find out heâs legally dead and thats another can of worms entirely
so they register and foster five
diego and eudora are registered foster parents you cannot change my mind alright
then five is introduced to luther and dave, and also ben and klaus because theyre hanging around the shop bc itâs their off day
so five instantly has 4 more people giving him instant love and validation and heâs like âwoahâ
THEN ALLISON AND PATRICK
claire too,, claire immediately adopts five as her older brother
this entire time five is like âi canât stay im gonna leave soon you all know this rightâ and eveybody is âyep ok sureâ but they all know hes gonna stay
hhHHHH GAME NIGHTS
five beats everybody at scrabble
diego beats everybody at darts, even though everybody calls him out for cheating
vanya beats everybody at musical chairs. she levitates the chairs so nobody can sit down
luther beats everybody at outdoor games. do not play tag with this man you might not make it out alive
allison is the QUEEN of blurt!Â
ben is so good at charades itâs unfair
klaus honestly sucks at board games, but he always wins uno and nobody knows how (its the ghosts skfhsdkf)
five is so confused because its obvious all of them are cheating but??? nobody cares?? what
âitâs because itâs fun nobody is actually upsetâ
whaaaaaaat
so they have to explain to him that they dont play to win they play to have fun and its just a fun thing they do to spend time together and bond
five: mind blown
THEY TAKE HIM TO AN AQUARIUM
BEN JUST CHILLS WITH THE OCTOPI THE ENTIRE TIME
FIVE BONDS WITH CRABS
THEY ALL LOVE SEALS
five gets exposed to modern culture!! klaus and ben teach him memes is what iâm sayingÂ
five goes to school!!! he makes friends!!!! they have nice sleepovers and diego and eudora make them cookies :â)
i want to say. okay so.
reginald exists and he had made grace eariler as preparation for the children he was going to adopt, but he died before he could buy any babies
so grace exists! and!! she knows the âsiblingsâ!!!
so five has a grandma because im not going to lie grace is basically all of theirâs mom
she lives in the mansion but she can go outside and DO THINGS and she makes them COOKIES and she LOVES HER KIDS and GRANDKIDS and five ADORES her ok
basically five is happy with his pseudo family thatâs it thank you for your time
wait no actually he figures out how to time travel safely and he does go back and forth
sometimes he pops in and heâs like âhey we ran out of milkâ and then a second later heâs like âfor the love of god wait until tomorrow to get milk dont ask why you dont wanna knowâ and its obvious that he came back from the future and HHHHHH YES
the commission canât do shit because found family love is simply too strong
hazel and agnes are the nice couple who run griddys and birdwatch
five is fond of them too honestly like he just loves going to griddys because it has so many happy memories for him and its where he met diego (sorta) and also yay hazel and agnes!!
SO YEAH BASICALLY: FIVE IS HAPPY AND THIS AU IS GOD TIER THANK YOU
THIS IS A GOOD ONE I LIKE THIS AU THANK YOU
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0-44 I want to know everything and you know u want to answer
wig ok anon here u go
0: Height - 5âČ41: Virgin? - yeah lmao2: Shoe size - 9 i think3: Do you smoke? - nah4: Do you drink? - yep5: Do you take drugs? - depends6: Age you get mistaken for - probably like 12 bc i have a baby face lmao7: Have tattoos? - nope8: Want any tattoos? - YES oh my god.... hopefully Soon9: Got any piercings? - yeah! i first and seconds in each lobe10: Want any piercings? - I RLY WANT A SEPTUM and also an industrial bar and maybe... some helix11: Best friend? - all my friends r my best friends12: Relationship status - single13: Biggest turn ons - women existing14: Biggest turn offs - being rude and gross and edgy bc they think its cool15: Favorite movie - lion king (the og one)16: Iâll love you if - ur nice to me. thats it. kjdfhgkjdfg17: Someone you miss - everyONE!! all the time. constantly18: Most traumatic experience - uhhh idk19: A fact about your personality - im very open. the opposite of private lmao. ill tell anyone anything tbh. especially when im drunk i expose myself20: What I hate most about myself - i cant think of anything off the top of my head and i dont wanna make myself sad by deep diving into my brain to find an answer21: What I love most about myself - im cute. im nice and i try my best to be good to people around me.22: What I want to be when I get older - who fuckin knows lmao23: My relationship with my sibling(s) - my sister is my best friend and i love her. my little brothers are just... idk dfjkhfdjg Annoying little brothers i guess24: My relationship with my parent(s) - mostly good. my mum is too good i dont deserve her25: My idea of a perfect date - honestly idk ive never thot about going on a date before26: My biggest pet peeves - ppl chewing loudly djgdkjg i have misophonia27: A description of the girl/boy I like - mega cute, deserves the best28: A description of the person I dislike the most - i dont waste my time hating ppl29: A reason Iâve lied to a friend - i didnât want to upset them T_T30: What I hate the most about work/school - i dont have a job or go to school31: What your last text message says - âim driving around the car park like a weird stalkerâ from my mum kjfdfdg32: What words upset me the most - if someone called me annoying id be distraught 33: What words make me feel the best about myself - i like being called cute34: What I find attractive in women - everything i love women35: What I find attractive in men - i hate men36: Where I would like to live - sydney so i can be near all my friends37: One of my insecurities - my face....... isnt the nicest38: My childhood career choice - hmm i think i wanted to be a jockey bc i liked horses djfhjdfg39: My favorite ice cream flavor - mmmm mint choc40: Who wish I could be - i like being myself41: Where I want to be right now - OUT OF THE HOUSE cuz im so fuckin bored42: The last thing I ate - a plain bread roll lmao classic sun43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately - [redacted] đłđł
44: A random fact about anything - the oldest tree rn is 4,841 years old
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Could you tell us a little about your characters?
Y E S !
but due to me having at least over a thousand characters Iâll just give a quick summary of the 25 I manage to dig up over 3 sketchbooks.
Yâall can pick and choose which of them interest yall or who you wanna hear more about!
Also because Iâm extra, I made sketch icons for the 25 characters, info under the cut
Iâll talk a bit more about my actual Original Characters first, starting with
Aiko! Otherwise known as Echo
-Â A marked individual in a steampunk world that gets mixed with magic, because I like both of those things
- Echo runs an underground lab that does helps the underground world with replacing body parts, illegal surgeries etc etc
- Even though she marked, which puts a bounty on her head already, she is well respected by the community for not cheating for your money, stealing your cash, or shanking/killing you mid-surgery
- however, Echo does long for adventure and sometimes do get bored in the lab
oh yeah,, Echo like stealing eyeballs, so if youâre low on cash and wouldnât mind losing an eye, you know who to call!!
Bonus:
Hereâs Echoâs boring, undeveloped sidekick!! I donât like her and I donât know how to make her better. Yes, she doesnât have a name.
hereâs my god playboy that left âheavenâ due to having an early mid-life crisis, I call him God boi cause;
- He goes by many names!Â
tbh, heâs probably the closest character I have to being genderfluid/-neutral? Iâm not sure,,
- The god has many powers, from lightning to shapeshifting
- The shapeshifting part allows him to change every part of himself, allowing him to change depending on his situation.
- God boyo, or originally Aristide, is obsessed with the idea of perfection. A god should be perfect, if a god is out of line, he is no god.Â
- Same goes for him, which means whenever something is wrong with him, it affects him, extremely
However, leaving the land of gods to live among humans arenât all perks
- Aris isnât immune to diseases or injuries. In fact, he actually fell down and died on impact when he came to earth, being reborn into another child immediately.
- He doesnât gain his memories back automatically tho!! He has to have a major shock to the brain in order for him to remember his previous lives
- Sometimes the shock isnât enough either, when you have a thousand over lives, you wonât remember every single one of them. So forgotten lovers coming back to haunt because your brain hates you? Thatâs everyday for him!
i just,, i like playing with the concepts of god,,
Up next we got Ayeka Himura! A japanese student going to a neighborhood, but still a pretty good, school living close to poverty due to her fatherâs constant spending habits and obsession with art supplies. With the household lacking a mother due to wacky shenanigans, Ayeka takes care of her two younger siblings and the house, all while maintaining a very well-paid job and slowly loosing interest in actually studying for a good, honest job.
also she likes birds!!
Yes her design is heavily âbasedâ off Toga but I love her current design too much to change it, h e l p
So like,, I suck at chinese and I made ocs that exclusively spoke in chinese to help with that but Iâm still stuck at 40~marks
I forgot his scar but remembered his earring i hate myself
my og chinese kiddo! he was was first to come and I love his design ever since
he radiates fuck you energy except the girl below. Heâs neighbors with her and they acknowledge each other existence ever since. he has a dumb cliche crush on her and is a bit protective of her because nothing says having issues than latching onto someone that makes you happy
Only this girl got named!! even tho she was the second character.
Li Shen, yes she doesnt have a surname, is apparently main ho now, according to my old oc chart of my âmainâ ocs
Sheâs the groupâs resident sweetheart and really does not want you to do stupid shit, stop doing stupid shit. She tutors my son up there ^^ even though heâs actually smart and just refuses to do his work properly. But she still deeply cares for him.
As well as the girl below shdifhd
the last girl of the ching chong trio and the reason I had to switch up my sonâs design is this girly over here! Her design was too business-y and formal so I enrolled all of them into college. A rich girl who doesnât know how to deal with her g a y thoughts. Tried sending Li Shen some flowers once. She didnât realize attaching her name would be a good idea and son got a good laugh.
i like paranormal stuff so they apparently look into that shit in their spare time. Theyâre all actually really fun characters to do prompts with I swear!! send some in and Iâll write them
I had a previous concept for son and Li Shen before last girl came and if yall want me to talk about it,,, i found my sketchbook with the old ideas,,
NEXT UP IS MY OLD GIRL ELORA!!
Elora herself used to be a fan character but I pulled her out and wow\
cant fucking believe she used to be straight for Vylad
shes the outgoing, fun adventure type! bit of mommy issues here and there tho,, I donât want to say too much since I have an entire for her +
her now upgraded bro, Vincent
i really like the name vincent,,
also now he has mommy issues
Ead, the knight who used to have armor
I hate drawing armorÂ
he also have issues
AND IRIS MY SWEET GIRL IM SO SORRY
she doesnt have that much issues tho
basically I made elora and her bro have mommy issues, Iâm sorry in advance if that spoils anything
I, sometimes, post about these 4 over on @eloradiesismydocsnameâ and its a gay olâ time
not that gay tho because uhh,, medieval times,, but I need prompts for a modern au of them and I am happy to talk about their personalities and even go semi in-depth for any of them!!
here we have ghoster.png,, which is her file name cause I didnât name her,,
A horror enthusiast + film student that goes to a supposedly haunted shack to film her upcoming project with the boys. wacky shenanigans occur and the boys left leaving ghoster here to starve and eventually fall to her death. But because itâs my oc i get to bring her back from the dead, now hungry as ever and will fucking eat you, its not a kink thing, shes just that hungry and angry
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a robo girl that i created during social studies cause they were talking about taxes and i just went, âwhat if,, a robo runs on taxes,,, and like,, she haunts you down for not paying your taxes,,â thus she was born! I donât know what to name her but she is set in the future so-
Time to go future-apocalypse style because I love that setting too and was upset that I didnât have any ocs in that style. So I created Alex A. ! A cybrog filled with memories of the previous generations as a sad attempt to preserve human life.
Heâs accompanied by his sister/cousin idr i didnât draw an icon for her, didnt like her design. they go on a hunt for food and to return with nothing. She gets to meet this other dude who has a plant arm im pretty sure i based him off someoneâs elses oc but i cant remember. The 3 are forgotten. Kinda want to bring them back tho.
Neon! A character set in the future utopia of lazy people, where gamers rise up. its the best I can describe her story without getting too deep. She the new hacker on the block, joining the underground gang of elite hackers. Sheâs another one of those wacky characters that just has fun. I mean, when you know your way around codes and the world you live in is full of it, would you not take advantage of that?
as for fan characters,, uhh,, i have em
STARTING WITH MY WIFE!
Alexzandra Zara oh my god i forgot to draw her necklace and shirt
anyways,, Alexzandra is one of the more older ocs I have that didnt get a big revamp. Only an au I develop to the point I forgot the actual shows and the original cast are a little different from the source haha what? Sheâs the emotionally unstable german war veteran, yes the wife thing isnât mutual, and haha shes only 27~. I cling onto her so much?? Sheâs hits a lot of âedgyâ points but I still love her cause idk,, the story I made for her is something I hold dear cause Alexzandra was one of my first ACTUALLY DEVELOPED CHARACTER. Is it wrong to say I hold her really close to my heart? Is that weird? probably a little cringy sorry haha. I probably project a little into her which might have strengthened my love for her ack. Her story delves more into the depression very unstable needs to talk to someone side and i get scared talking about my wifeâs story online so uhh, idk ask me specific questions about her, Iâll be more inclined to talk.
Dr Watts! The spoiled ass dick that stole dst Wilsonâs house and yes this is a dst oc, yes im slightly sorry.
Heâs just fun?? almost ran a blog with him and a friendâs oc. Heâs your typical uptight old science gramps that took advantage of the fact that no one knows his real name that he calls himself a doc. Heâs not. I put everything about him up to a 9-10? Heâs one of those wacky characters and I love him for it! His story is really wonky tho so might need help solidifying that partÂ
and from the angry old man to my sweet man that will adopt you even if youâre noisy or call him ginger. Pilot here is a TF2 OC I made to interact with other tf2 OCs cause some of them are fun and i wanna join in :((
Heâs the Canadian stereotype, and yes, he adopted scout, that was one of my character notes.Â
Like the actual cast of tf2, thereâs barely any real story to him. I only gave him a vague I donât know my past but hey, i fly really really well. He participated in war unlike certain men but heâs still really nice and will only kill you if you hurt his family. Which he doesnât know so he just considers the cast his family. He keeps mentioning a wife though, pretty sure he doesnât have one but you do what makes you happy son.
Ai! an oc I HEAVILY revamped oh my god i hate her old vers. So if yall remember my random shouting of missing my og son, Aru. Hereâs his bff. cause he barely has any actual friends that give a shit. And I just cant have that. but hereâs your yandere revamped into a last minute addition. I actually feel like I did Ai a lot of justice. I donât want to delve too deep cause I will start making charts. Iâll do that in a separate post if yall are keen
Isamu Aena! a mp100 oc I made by accident cause idk,, I was thinking about lolita fashion and all of a sudden, the actual oc I was going to make turned into a mob psycho oc. Sheâs one of my few ocs where her sexuality matters (sheâs gay yeah) cause it plays a role in her storyline. She went from being âmanipulatedâ/used to Mobâs wingwomen. She spots out things that can help him in the romantic department cause sheâs into romance. A student of the school Mob infiltrated and a fantastic tailor, not to mention a pretty decent pyschic. wait where do models get their lolita stuff from,,
im gonna ignore that and move onto Lillian Yi! Who, i swear i did not meant for it, is very close to lloyd. I mean,, none of the ninjas were with him after s3, who you think heâd meet. Lillian is a survivor from the Great Devourour and yes Iâm still pissed LEGO stole my backstory for Lillian to use for Harumi. FUCK YOU LEGO, i still love both of em tho,, The event did leave a big scar and it made Lillian job jumping for a bit, ending at Chenâs Noodles in S6~, where ya know,, stuff got better. She was a medalist for gymnastics and continue the activity, even after her parentsâ death, to please others. She was already lost at the time so staying in the sport would help, right? Needless to say, after being rejected at a cop academy for youths, or something similar, she gave up for a while but got back into the idea of saving people by using her skills she already had. It helped with the weight and feelings and meeting the green ninja was a very big bonus. Also Lloyd dubbed her the âmysterious strangerâ when she refused to speak in fear of her identity, slight shame, and maybe a bit of being star struck. It helped Lloyd too in a sense where he had something to distract him from Zaneâs passing.
 Their relationship was eventually formed, strong and almost unbreakable, except for harumi but uhh thats a different story. Throughout the seasons, they stayed close and lloyd was always comforted by Lillian went times get ruff.
Also Lillian is my most light-hearted characters and I think that says a lot
Then thereâs Nite âI donât want to be your dadâ. A character that is supposed to be in the ninjago world but barely interacts with the main story and only stays in his self contained plot. He was supposed to get a bf but uhhh idk. Heâs the master of shifting and streams that online, taking out small crimes, and is actually really shy and doesnât like interacting with people.
also haha fortnite
Nora Akino, the sin of despair! its an ad thing, I think. She speaks only in a foreign language that only Odin understands and is either big gay for Ava or Maggi, she canât pick. And yes she did drink the vial, when TITAN attacks your planet and you accidentally die, how else can you meet your family again? also my grandpa walked in and said she looks like royalty. cool-
she wouldnât leave my hand for like,, 3 days or something
Petri, a fellow troublemaker at camp campbellâs music camp. She managed to pick the camp because apparently a parent who doesnât acknowledge your hard work donât read the fine print! Please let David adopt her,,
LASTLY! Yukimaru Atsuko, hero name; Gummie. She goes by Yuki and is a big dick. Sheâs a studious student but gets more thrills on the actual battlefield. Living with her uptight grandma and her big bottom energy bro, she has the dom energy thing going. and apparently folks on G+, or the people who comment about her, thinks sheâs really pretty, which was oddly a thing back before UA. Sheâs the dick you can like, not like Bakugou but she will definitely want to fight Bakugou.Â
A gum-related quirk is not full of perks when its only your hands. Iâd dive more into her like her insecurities and stuff but Iâve been here for probably 3hrs. Sorry anon.
Also Iâm so sorry to anyone who reads this all the way through.
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oh and also one i keep meaning to send out! do you remember like... the moments when you decided you wanted to rp the characters on your roster? or the moments where they really started to interest you? what was it about them that influenced that decision?
oh wow this is a good one
winter... i think he was the first wof character iâd heard about, since i saw an amv or map about him around when winter turning came out? i was intrigued. and then when i was thinking of joining denny i needed a character, and i was reading through wof, and just. i wish i could remember what scene it was, but it was some part of his introspection in winter turning i was just like âthere he is. my boyâ and there we go. plus he had castmates, and you and fate responded well to the idea, so. i could tell heâd be a good rp character
maria came before maive, right? right. i think youd said something once about how someone should rp her, and that got me thinking. im pretty sure its on film during the memestream where i went â....i could rp mariaâ and it kind of dawned on me. it was a nice way to explore her character more and just do silent hill stuff!Â
maive then, i knew i wanted to app an oc and probably a sparklewolf but i wasnât sure who or when. but maive had some art, due to a couple previous incarnations, and she was a character i had remade many times for many different aus but never really settled on a final version.... so i took the best bits of her arc, went with a younger version. i think i made an offhand joke about her and someone seemed interested so i decided to give it a shot. honestly i donât remember a lot of like,my decision to yolo maive or anything. or did i wait to try her until i apped her? i did that a lot early on
who was next, um, mothwhisper? yeah. the clans were starting to get going a bit more and i knew i wanted at least one clan cat. i hadnât decided on a canon so i wanted to try an oc. originally i was gonna do hawkclaw, but... people mentioned some medicine cats, and i realized that might be fun. so i took mothpaw, who was only a vague concept in hawkclawâs story, fleshed her out a bit, and apped her real quick!Â
now back to canons. ivypool.... i went back to re-read OOTS for some reason, or maybe read it the first time, and i just really fell in love with ivypool. even early on -- im a sucker for characters who are self-conscious and insecure and have sibling issues. then she becomes really cool and by the end is helping lead the battle really... i think someone else briefly apped ivypool, and thats kind of when i knew i wanted to rp her. it wasnt until later when whoever that was kinda vanished that i did
nyssa i first saw in your wanted list for arrowverse and was immediately intruiged, i think because you sold her as âa tragic lesbian love story with a shitty familyâ and hey, im here for that. actually she mightâve been why i watched arrow at all? and by s2 i was really hooked and her episode came on and i was like âyeahâ. it was just inevitable. also i remember distinctly like, at that time i felt my roster was a bit too similar in age and tropes, with a lot of young damaged characters... so nyssa, who was older and very composed was a very nice contrast to that.Â
laurel, on the other hand. i knew vaguely of her existence for a while and i was a bit curious, because i did like laurel a lot, but i was like âi wont like her as much as nyssaâ. and then she showed up. i think? i must have watched her arrow appearance first, but i donât remember.... anyway just the like, dramatic asshole villain tinged with some underlying tragedy just got me hook line and sinker. what can i say, i love characters with identity issues and doppelgangers.Â
margot i was curious about because, well, i heard about the ship, and youâd mentioned her in characters i might like, but i didnât want to get TOO ahead of myself. and then she showed up and immediately something about that really barely restrained anger and resignation won me over. i told myself to reserve judgement until id watched more but really, in my heart, i knew i was gonna try her out from that first episode. and then i yoloâd her on an impulse with you and tony and she really came easily to me and you two seemed to like her, so... she managed to finally quiet down my laurel muse, which was starting to burn out at both ends, so that was nice
and ill include violetpaw even though shes not claimed yet. i picked up AVOS for needletail, actually, thinking that id like her from what i heard. but i liked violetpaw instead? so much of her arc is about feeling left out an abandoned and then getting caught up in all these horrible machinations of darktail. one thing that always really got me was like, how DARKTAIL feels a kinship with violetpaw because he sees them both as abandoned and unwanted by their blood kin. anyway i think i fell in love with her in this one scene, where violetpaw and twigpaw run into each other and twigpaw...i dont remember the full context enough to explain but twigpaw talks about something and violetpaw doesnât really react and twigpaw goes âoh violetpaw, when did you stop expecting to be loved?â. idk that just really hit me. anyway i was catching up with the last book in AVOS and remembered how much i loved violetshineâs earlier stuff and the thought just struck me that sheâd be a cat who might not join a clan? and thatâd be fun and different to rp? so yes
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Family reunions suck
(Gif not mine)
A/N: Yay thanksgiving is here! Its time to eat til you are about to burst and be grateful for everythingđ But anyway im just going to leave this Fanfic here hope you enjoy it and your thanksgiving! đđ
Pairings: None maybe some Dean x reader
Warnings: Nothing really it just gets awkward and maybe some Fluff
Characters: Dean, Reader, Sam, Castiel
Summary: Being a hunter doesnât really give you much liberty on doing anything especially having Special bonds or ties to non-hunter people especially knowing the Winchesters. When it came to family you didnât want them in danger so you didnât get with them a lot. But what will happen when you are forced to go.
Y/H/C = your home town or city (Didnât want to just put a random state makes it more fun \__( â-â)__/)
It was a casual day at the bunker and you were just looking for a case as usual when you received a call from your mom. You just stared at your phone as it rang and tried to remember what day it was, oh no no no nopety nope. You knew why she was calling you and the thought of it scared the hell out of you.
It was going to be thanksgiving soon and your parents always want you to come but you end up making up excuses to not go, they have always tried convincing you to go or for you to host it. But it wasnât an ideal place for you to go everyone always asking about your job which of coarse you canât tell them about or about you having a boyfriend it was just a lot of stresses.
Hosting Thanksgiving had its own set of stresses of course its the people asking about your job or if you have a boyfriend but you lived in a men of letters bunker not very ideal and besides how could you tell your parents and family that you live with three men and you arenât dating anyone. As you were staring at the phone and decided to ignore it and got back to looking at cases Dean came into the library and said âyou gonna answer it orâ you looked up at him and said âlike hell I wouldâ.
He only rolled his eyes as he grabbed your phone to check who it was and finally sighed and looked up to you â Its your mom shouldnât you answer itâ with your eyes still glued on the laptop screen you replied âNot today Iâm notâ Dean just put your phone down and sat right across from you to look for some more cases too.
After ten minutes of your phone ringing Dean had enough of it and said âyou know you have to answer it sometimeâ you only shrugged with your eyes on the laptop. Dean stretched his arm across the table to grab you phone so you only said âwhat are you doingâ â well if your not going to answer the phone then I willâ without hesitation he clicked answer and you only screamed a short âNo!â Before she answered.
You shook your head at Dean as he said âHelloâ as Dean looked at you you had a face of pure horror âNo, yes you have the right numberâ now it was Deans turn to have a face of horror and utter panic. You only mouthed the words âYou idiotâ as he continued to talk âmy name is Deanâ he looked at you and mouthed âwhat the hell am I supposed to doâ both of you still panicking he said âOh okayâ and hung up.
âDean, what the hell!?â Were the only words that came put of your mouth, he had blown your cover all he said in a very panicking tone âShe says she wants us at dinner for thanksgivingâ âWhat no! Damn itâ âW-w-what are we supposed to do she thinks we are datingâ he stuttered âWhat have you doneâ was all you replied. Just then Sam came in and said âHey I found a case in Y/H/Câ Sam was surprised when you screamed out âNo! Chuck what have I done to you to deserve this!â As you fell back to your chair with defeat.
Soon after that you were in the back seat of Baby next to Cas and looking at the rain pouring outside of you window. Your thoughts started racing you were going to stay at you parents house with Sam, Dean, and Cas. You started coming up with ideas of what to say over the phone you said âCan i stay at the house with three of my friendsâ didnât say any specific details.
A voice forced you out of your thoughts âYou need to stop overthinking thisâ cas said âYou need to stop reading my mindâ was all you said not even looking at the angel. âI would but your thoughts are so loud to me right now i canât even ignore them anymoreâ. After that you didnât say a word until you got to your parents house around midnight.
Dean parked Baby in the driveway and looked back at you âYou readyâ âNopeâ you stared at the house and took a deep breath as you said âOkay fineâ you got to the door step and hesitantly rung the doorbell with Sam, Dean and Cas behind you.
The door opened and without any warnings your siblings where all over you. âHuh Iâve missed you guys tooâ you said hugging them back as the guys stood behind you.
You took a step inside and motioned them to come inside as you dragged your siblings with you and your parents were making their way towards you âIm home!â you said as you hugged both of your parents âwe started to think you werenât going to comeâ
You laughed nervously âYeah well i just really missed youâ âWell enough about us who are these handsome three men?â your mom asked you âOh this is Sam, Dean and Castielâ you said pointing at them. âDean its nice to meet youâ your mom said enthusiastically âOh no mom we are not datingâ you explained as Dean just whispered in your ear âYou know we didnât have to tell her thatâ with a wink.
They each took turns saying hello and your parents led you towards the rooms you were staying at. There were two large beds probably queens and there was a small sofa and a few paintings not much but it looked nicer than any hotel you guys spent at.
âI hope you all four of you wont mind sleeping in here the other room is for your grandma and grandpaâ âNo its okay we are a used to itâ. It was going to be at least a week to get done with the case and finish with thanksgiving dinner so you prepared to leave as soon as you could.
After unpacking you spent the time with research in the room and talking with your family, your little sister that was a few years younger than you said âAre you sure you arenât dating anyone because the guy in the leather jacket Dean was it? Is just staring at you and i would like to show him to my room if you know what i meanâ you didnât know what was up with people telling you thins but at this point you didnât care and said âYeah sure go for itâ you had to admit it hurt you a little but it was your sister you didnât want to get in the way of anything.
After a few hours of talking you decided to go to sleep Sam got his own bed, you asked Cas would sleep on the couch and Dean would probably sleep with you. You didnât think much of it you would always switch positions with the three of them so it was pretty normal âAlright guys im gonna go to sleepâ.
As soon as your head hit the pillow you were pretty much dead asleep. You woke up to a heavy sensation on your chest, you slowly opened your eyes and adjusted them to the darkness and saw Dean holing on to your waist with half of his body on you. Looking over to Cas you found him unexpectedly passed out with his tie loose and Sam was dead asleep. You couldnât do much so you decided to go back to sleep.
The next day you went to check out the body with Cas and concluded it was a werewolf while Sam and Dean talked to the locals. You were driving back and met the guys back at the house. âWhere were you this morning?â your mom asked as she walked in the room your eyes still glued to the laptop you just said âI went to show the guys around the cityâ right now they were making a beer run and trying to track down the werewolf. It was a long day but night finally came and all of you went to sleep.
For the next few days you woke up in the middle of the night with the older Winchester clinged on to you and one day whispering something you couldnât make out. You always tried to get out of his grasp but always failed.
On the night before Thanksgiving Cas woke you up âY/N we found the werewolf today is the last night they are going to turnâ you just sighed as you got up. The boys were already ready so you just changed and got your gun with silver bullets.
It was a cold night as you walked through the woods with your gun held closely to your chest. Crunch! You spun around to face the once human wolf staring at you with drool dripping down his neck, he pounced on you digging his claws into your arms and holding you down as he tried taking a bite out of your chest with you struggling.
Fortunately Dean saw you and shot the werewolf before someone died. âY/N are you okay?â he said rushing towards you âYeah im fine just a few scratchesâ you looked at your arms and there was blood running down both of them. With the gunshot Sam and Cas came running and all of you went home.
You slowly opened the door and started making your way towards the room. As soon as you got in the room you got dressed and tried to clean up the claw marks.
After 5-6 hours of sleep you were woken up by the sound of giggling and once again the large weight on your chest and stomach. Goddammit my cousins are here you thought to yourself as you opened your eyes to see Cas and Sam still sleeping. Your cousins were always very girly and would be the type to giggle at you and one of your male friends sleeping in one bed. Your eyes shifted towards the clock as it read 9:00 am âeveryone is probably hereâ you also thought to yourself trying to get out of Deans grasp.
You only managed to get a groan as he Hugged you tighter. It took you a while but you finally got out of bed and Dean just rolled around. You got dressed and prepared yourself for all of the judging while checking your bandages. âHey cas wake upâ you said to the angel and almost immediately he woke up âHey wake up we gotta get you readyâ by 'get readyâ you just meant fix your hair and your tie then proceeded to wake up Sam and then Dean.
It had to be at least 40 minutes before you came out of the room. As you walked into your kitchen you could see your grandparents, uncles, aunts, cousins, nephews etc. âLooks like you have a big familyâ sam said jokingly. You greeted everyone and they all asked about your job and if your dating etc but soon it was time for dinner. As all of you sat around the dinner table it was time to give thanks.
All of your family took a turn then it was your turn at first their was a long pause then you finally spoke up âWell, im thankful for my friends and family and the fact im still aliveâ after you your family insisted that your friends went. Sam said he was thankful for his friends and family as well and that he has a home and food, Cas so went and he was thankful for a place to call home and family and finally it was Deans turn at first he didnât want to say but he ended up saying Family and that he was fortunate enough to meet you and Cas.
After that you got through the dinner without any problems, you were staying over night and would leave early tomorrow. Everyone got settled and the four of you went to your room the boys fell asleep before you and you just stayed up and decided to go to your roof. It had been a really long time since you had been up there but it didnât discourage you.
The stars always seemed so beautiful to you they were the light to guide people in the dark. You were up there for about thirty minutes before you felt someone come up there with you. Surprisingly it was Dean âlooks like you have quite a place up hereâ he said sitting down next to you still staring at the sky you said âYeahâ with a chuckle.
You spent some time up there with Dean until you fell asleep. You woke up to the sun rising and both you and Dean close together you couldnât imagine a better way to wake up.
Ps: sorry this one was incredibly long but have a great day anyways :)
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My secret place-Lightwood family x reader
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This is a about the 2nd youngest lightwood who feels like theyâre being ignored. Its just a bit long. Sorry not sorry. Hope you enjoy.
Ever since I was born iâve been in someone elseâs shadow. Im (Y/N) Lightwood. Im 3 years younger than Alec, 2 years younger than Izzy and Jace and 5 years older than Max. Since im not the youngest Mum and Dad don't pay me as much attention as Max needs but im also not old enough to make my own decisions or go on solo missions (according to my older siblings anyway.). Now that Clary, Simon and Magnus are here its worse.
I always loved sketching but im not that good at it (in my/your opinion anyway) and don't really show it off. One day at the institute we were all sitting in a spare room we (mainly me/you) had converted to a mundane style living room. I was sitting on the floor (there were no seats left) and Clary noticed me drawing and looked over my shoulder to see. âOh cute! You draw too, let me see.â she said not giving me time to stop her before she had already took my sketch book. She started flicking through and my siblings all looked through it as well. âYour good for your age.â Clary smiled. She meant it as a compliment but it made me feel small, like a child. I snatched it out her hands muttering a âThanksâ âHey why dosent Clary give you lessons (Y/N)?â Jace suggested. âYeah totally!â Clary said. I just smiled and nodded before excusing myself to go the bathroom. Instead I went to my secret spot  in the institute.
I was always one upped by someone else. Its so annoying. Anything I like or do someone else does better. I play (Your fav instrument) and Simon's in a band. I like make up but Magnus is a god at it. Jace, well Jace is quite literality the best shadow hunter of his age, so no matter how good I get at (your fav weapon) heâs the best over all. Since Izzy's so beautiful I try to style my outfits to live up to my siblings but she's always jaw dropping with boys fawning over her. And Alec is the leader. Its kind of understandable because he's the oldest but he's always painted as the responsible one no matter how sensible I try to be.
I cant even use the fact im younger as an advantage because max is 5 years younger than me. And he likes reading (manga but it counts) so im not the reader, he is. Yesterday I had finnaly convinced Mum to let me go on a solo mission and Alec crashed it. I had got into gear and was going to get my (your fav weapon) and 2 seraph blades from the weapons rack when I saw Alec ruining his arrows. âHeyâ I said grabbing my weapon. He nodded his head. As I was reaching for a Seraph blade I asked âAre you going on a solo mission or something?â slightly confused because Jace had told me they were having a day off and that's why I got the mission. âNo, im going with you.â He said putting his quiver over his shoulder. âEh no your not,â I laughed slightly. âIts just a small mission so Mum said I could fly solo.â I went to walk out but he followed. âTough luck. You never know how big a mission is until you get thereâ I stopped now we were just out of the doors. âNo Alec, its just to kill a few imps that are gathering round a mundie schoolâ I said rolling my eyes and walking away. âThey're still dangerous if there's a lot of them.â He pointed out. âOnly if they are a swarm of at least two hundred. But they only reported twenty of them.â I said frustrated. âYou never now.â By the angel this is annoying. I just stayed quiet and went along with it. We did the mission in under half an hour and were heading back to the institute.
I had went on a couple of group missions with the gang and now it was approaching my birthday. Not approaching, it was today. No one had said anything and it was going to be dinner time in an hour. My older siblings went out on a mission this morning but still weren't back. Mum and Dad had to go back to Idris for something, but wouldn't tell me, and had taken Max. I was training when I decided to find out if they would want me to make dinner for them or not. (I cooked but not as good as mum so no one really noticed.)
Hey Sis, do you want me to save some of my b-day dinner for you guys or no?
I added the bit about my birthday to make sure they remembered. About 10 minuites later she finnaly texted back. No. Come down to Takiâs and have dinner with us I sighed. I had already cooked dinner for everyone and now woldnt get to eat it.
K. When? She told me now so I put the (favorite food) in a container with a note saying not to eat it and left.
By the time I got there they had already ordered and had gotten me a cheese burger and fries. They had pushed two tables together. One of four and one of two with a chair stuck on the end. Guess that ones for me. âHey guys,â It was Simon, Clary and Jace on one side with Jace beside me. On the other side was Izzy, Alec and Magnus on the other with Magnus next to me. âHey (Annoying Nickname)â Simon grinned at me as I sat down. I just grimmaced as the others laughed. âHappy Birthday,â Clary said reaching under the table to grab a plastic bag. âwe got you some stuff. I didn't wrap it though cause I suck at it.â she grinned, passing me the bag. Inside was a sketch book, coloured pencils and normal pencils. âNow Clary can give you lessons with decent stuff,â Jace said, proudly âI got you a new seraph blade but its back at the institute.â of course the best shadow hunter got you a weapon. âMax told me you like to read so here.â Simon passed me a couple comics and I thanked him, not pointing out it was Max into comics and mangas. âI got you some new clubbing clothes but their back at the institute.â Alec frowned at the idea of you in clubbing clothes and I was slightly scared of seeing them but said cool none the less. âYou will not be going clubbing anytime soon.â Alec gave me a pointed look I just rolled my eyes while Magnus muttered something about teenage angst. The he snapped his fingers and a box appeared in his hands. It was beautiful wrapped. âThis is how a gift should be presented,â he looked around the table, eyes settling on Clary before handing me the box. âThey're you go kittenâ I tried to smile but that nickname. The others sniggered as I opened the box. Inside was a bunch of eyeliners, eye shadows and lipsticks. All bright. Mostly glittery. They had all gotten me the things they liked. âThanksâ I said putting it on the ground next to my chair with my other presents. We started eating and I zoned out. I couldn't help but think about how they had all gotten me something they liked. Clary with art. Jace, a weapon. Simon, comics. Izzy, clothes probably showing way to much skin. Magnus, glittery and bold make-up. And Alec, nothing at all. Same with mum and dad. I sound so spoiled thinking about it but I couldn't help it. They didn't ask what I wanted, or gave me stuff I would actually wanted. They didn't invite me out to dinner before I asked. They hadn't talked to me all day and had told me to meet them for food I didn't like that much instead of eating the food I made at home as a family. âHey (Y/N/N), what you thinking about.â Alec said snapping me from my thoughts. I just muttered ânothingâ not looking up, knowing they had all stopped talking to look at me. âIt dosent look like nothing,â Izzy said looking at me questioningly. âYou could break the fork with that grip.â I looked down and noticed I had grabbed the fork by the handle and was squeezing as hard as I could. I dropped the fork and noticed there was a small cut because of how tight I had been holding it. â(Y/N) what's wrong?â Clary asked. I snapped. âYou!â she recoiled looking like she was about to cry. âAll of you! You got me the things you liked for my birthday! I was alone all day at home. I made a special dinner and even a cake because I didn't think any of you were going to come home for a while. Im always in your shadows and the back of your minds that you just don't care! You refuse to call the institute home and you treat me like im a child and im sick of it!â I realised my voice had risen and that people were starting to look. I could feel me eyes tearing up and I wanted to get out of there. I scrapped my chair back and ran out.
I went straight home and to my secret place. It was an old abandon room on the highest floor. To get to it you had to go through a hatch in the cupboard of our mundie style living room, and climb up a ladder 2 stories high. I had snuck blankets and pillows up and had made a little set up in one of the corners. I had figured out a way to run electricity up here and fixed the over head light even though I mainly used the fairy lights in the corner. It was basically a blanket fort in the corner. I stored some of my private stuff up here and would play my (your instrument). I also could train up her without  others seeing. Laying down face forward on my makeshift bed while my phone was blaring. I checked and saw that they were asking were I was. They thought I went back to the institute and now they couldn't find me. I debated telling them were my hiding spot was so I just texted Alec back saying, My secret place
3rd pov Alec was in the âmundie living roomâ as he and his siblings always said to annoy (Y/N) when he saw his phone dinged and that (Y/N) had texted him. He immediately shouted on the guys saying to come over. They all looked at his phone. âWhat do you think she means?â Jace asked looking confused. âYeah ive never heard of a secret place.â Izzy said looking round the four. Magnus and Simon had went home deciding it would just cause a scene with two downworlders running round the institute but had said they would look around before going home. âI think that's why it says secret Izzy.â Clary said receiving a scowl from the Lightwood girl. âWell as she said we don't really talk to her a lot.â Alec said taking his phone back from Jace. âDon't say tha-â âIts true,â Alec cut his parabatai off âwe are always concerned with something else or with her safety that we never actually talk to as friends.â (Y/N) had climbed down the ladder to were the trap door to the closet was and had put on a hearing rune. She was happy to finnaly see one them noticing. She decided to let one of them in.
Go into the closet. Don't tell the others and don't talk.
âWeirdâ Alec thought but none the less complied. âGuys maybe you should go check around the instituteâ he suggested. The rest nodded and they all left the room and split up. 10 seconds later he came back in and opened the closet and went inside, closing the door behind him. He looked up confused and saw a opened trap door and ladder. He then saw how the boxes under the trap door so that someone shorter could reach the ladder. He didn't need the boxes so instead just started climbing.
(Y/N) pov I had just sat back down in my makeshift bed when I heard Alec starting to climb. The rune started fading off so I just laid back thinking if im going to regret this. After about 2 minutes Alec arrived and climbed out. He looked around before finnaly seeing me lying on my stomach looking over at him. He walked over and sat down beside me. He wasn't looking at me but instead my secret place. Obviously there was the blanket fort but at one side of the room was a training set up and in another corner some shelves that were up here when I found it that I had used for storage. He also noticed how I had an old, small mundie TV set up with a stack of VHS tapes that I had got from a charity shop. âSo this is your secret place? Not bad.â he said finally looking at me. âThanks. Its not much but its mine.â He frowned slightly at that. I laid my head in my arms and looked up at him. âYou can lie down in my fortress, if you take your shoes off. Get it dirty and I'll kill you.â I looked at him seriously and he just rolled his eyes and smiled before taking his boots and jacket off. He laid down on his front next to me but had to bend his legs to fit him all in. I started laughing at him. âYouâre like a spaghetti noodle.â I said between laughs and he started laughing too. We got quiet and then he started talking. âWhy do you have a secret place? Do you not like hanging out with us?â I sighed. âI do its just thatâŠ. You guys steal all my things and do them better.â I huffed making Alec look at me confused. âNot actual things. I mean how I would sketch and then Clary came in like Van Gogh and suddenly I need lessons on something I do for fun. And Izzy is the stylish one, Jace is the best fighter, Magnus is the best at make up, Simon is the musical one even though I play (Your instrument). Then Max is the one who like to read and your the dull, sensible one.â âThanks!â Alec rolled his eyes. âEverything I do someone else is doing better. Even cooking and Izzyâs my sister.â I laid my face into the blankets. âYeah but Mum is the one everyone thinks is the best.â Alec laid down flat on his back next to me and took my hand, holding it. âbut you are one whoâs good at a lot of things. You might not be the best at everything but you must be the best at something.â âLike what?â I said muffled through blankets, tears starting to slip. âLike (your favourite hobby) and (what your good at). None of us are good at everything but you know how to do a lot. Hell you've made this den and its awesome. None of us have one. And you make the institute feel like a home, even with your âmundie living roomâ.â I turned my head towards him. âHow come you never call the institute home?â âI don't know,â he wiped the couple of tears on my face away. âIm just used to calling it the institute.â  he looked down at his phone before saying, âCan I text the others? Not to tell them where we areâ he added noticing my worried expression, âJust so they know your safe. Ok?â âYeah sure.â He texted them before asking âWere did you even get half this stuff? And how do you have electricity?â I laughed at his confusion. âWhen you guys leave me out on missions I go out to the mundie shops. I got most of it from second hand shops. The tapes, blankets and some of the pillows are from there. I wash them first.â I added seeing his disgust. âthe TV's from some yard sale. The shelves were already here and the some of the training stuff. Everything else was from around the institute mainly. Or maybe a normal mundane shop.â âHow could you afford it? And what about the power?â âWell for to begin with it was the money I had saved that Mum and Dad gave me. Then I realised you guys didn't rely seem to check your money or use it much so sometimes I âborrowedâ some.â â(Y/N)! Thats stealing! From your own family.â He exclaimed. âWell you never seemed to notice or care.â I said rolling my eyes. âWhatever. But who did you get to set up the lights and TV?â he asked looking at the TV with a confused face. âI did.â he looked shocked, âIt was rely quite simple. Just had to go on the system and send some power up here. The I ran some cable over her so I could plug in the fairy lights and TV. Don't know how to get normal TV but that's what the tapes are for.â âIm impressed.â he picked up the top tape and looked at me. â(Favourite Disney movie), what's that?â âLets just watch it. Ok?â he just shrugged and layed down. I put the movie in and lifted up a blanket at the back of the fort revealing a pile of snacks. I threw out a bag of popcorn and some other sweets and chocolate before turning to Alec and saying, âthese I stole from the kitchen.â âNow that I can get on board with.â
We watched the movie and a few others before falling asleep up in my secret place. From then on it was mine and Alecâs secret place and at least once a week we would stay up there and watch old VHS tapes. He ended up buying more videos and looking how to get mundie TV up there. He also gave me my present when we woke up in the morning, having realised we had fallen asleep, he had got me a mundane laptop. It turned out to be quite useful as we could watch Netflix on it. But we still liked to use the tapes too. Â We were thinking about telling the others about it but we didn't. It was our secret fortress and no one would break in.
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many highlights from Petals to the Metal from a first-time TAZ listener
also featuring some bits from the lunar interlude immediately preceding petals to the metal
garfield the deals wizard, the first inter-dimensional cross-podcast asshole
magnus acquired a pet goldfish and named him lord steven q fletcher esquire the goldfish the third, which is just a bonkers name to saddle a poor goldfish with
the director calling the bureau of balance, her own organization that she is in charge of, âthe shadowy cabalâ was primo nonsense
travis: âso griffin, should we assume that these vines might be relevant to the story?â "no, you land and then you go to markâs house and you just kick it thereâ
"this is a very one percent townâ yeah griffy i didnât think this fucking town called Gold Cliff is running on a shortage of fanciness or anything
in the lunar interlude right before this arc, magnus found and paid for a fucking object at the Fantasy Costco called âthe Lens of Straight Creepingâ and I want to ask some fucking questions of the living human person who made that up
taako: âlets put it this way: you can understand us when we say the word âvoidfishâ?â captain bane: ââŠâŠ.yepâ i think this dude already hates the grubby grifters
HIS FIRST NAME IS ALSO CAPTAIN
captain captain bane runs a fucking meta-level inception fancast of his own about the grubby grifters being the only fucking bureau of balance employees to ever accomplish a goddamn thing
clint always just casually says the phrase âExtreme Teen Bibleâ as if its NOT the most fucking ridiculous nonsense a grown adult man could possibly say
the part-tree, part-ant tree-ant called trent
COOL COOL COOL THEREâS LIKE NON-PHYSICAL FUCKING GRAY FIGURES WITH GLOWING WHITE EYES ON THE ETHEREAL PLANE. JUST HANGING OUT THERE. @ taz WHAT THE FUCK
âIâm going to cast Scorching Ray on Trentâ âARE YOU SCORCHING RAY?â âwho wants to know?"âthe funny part is that dad has never listened to mbmbamâ
they decided to attempt diplomacy with this poor tree-ant bank guard AFTER they started chopping him to bits and not before
the amount of shit they have to go through just to open a goddamn lockbox, like okay, OUTSMART THE BOX, DUDES, ITS AN INANIMATE OBJECT AND YOU ARE HUMAN PEOPLE WITH BRAINS
the mcelboys were like âdad can we have a fourth brother to play dnd with usâ and clint got to drop the most top notch goddamn jon snow joke on them
Petals to the Metal: Audrey IIâs Ultimate Revenge
âI want everyone to notice that Iâm wearing Me Undies..oh no, wait, Iâm wearing Ye Undiesâ this cross-podcast pollination is hilarious
taako: âweâre looking for someone called the Raven, and she has a raven mask, so maybeâŠsheâs a fanâ taako, the fucking idiot of this campaign
the raven casting both thunder wave AND thorn whip against the grubby grifters pretty much makes this a pokemon au
sloane and hurley were both amazing and i canât believe griffin didnât understand how cool his own creations were. he made me feel real human emotions. why must he play god in this way
captain captain bane canât ask hurley if sheâs dating the raven âbecause of the HR concernsâ like even griffyâs npcs are trying to be respectful
magnus, why are you trying to Steal right in front of a goddamn cop
griffin: â-cars, and by cars I mean battle wagonsâ x100000
travis: âgriffin, i donât wanna tell you how to do your job, but most of the time DMs let people roll, instead of just trying to bullshit their way through scenesâ
griffin: âmagnus has one spell card and it just says 'punchââŠ.'roll to punchââ
the hammerhead gang, aka the target of the most poorly thought out infiltration detour in all of bullshit dnd history
the grubby grifters commit murder and instantly double down on the murder by discussing all their options of COMMITTING A COVERUP
klaarg came back so now Iâm convinced Everyone will end up coming back in some way. hopefully my favorite npc Jenkins the Shitty Train Butler can come back too
griffin: âyeah, theyâre breathingâ magnus: âGREAT, TIME TO GO!â
griffin right after reading a jumbotron message: âI have never been showered with burritos by my older siblings, except for that time where they literally threw burritos at me at a taco bellâŠâŠ..I donât like to talk about the taco bell incidentâ
taako: âthis was definitely our least fatal conflict we have ever had in our entire livesâ
griffin: âitâs aâŠreally bigâŠum..blackâŠ.metalâŠwrenchâ justin: âDILDO!â griffin: âDAMMIT!â clint: âtoo many pausesâ
justin: âEverythingâs for keepsies if youâre sneaky about itâ
griffin: âyeah taako, you get a special situation too to see if you can UNFUCK this situationâ
garyl is a pure, beautiful, innocentâŠ.deus-ex-machina NONSENSE of a creature
âdiet dr. fantasy pepperâ is my kind of fantasy soda
hurleyâs frustrated âWHERE YOU BEEN???â aka hurley continuing the trend of npcs reluctantly allying with the grubby grifters and then regretting all their life choices
I have spent ten goddamn years of my fucking life listening to these assholes battle A VERITABLE MENAGERIE of battle wagons and yet sloane remains somewhere iN THE WIND and im like great, mcelboys, youâre really testing my love for your content, MOVE IT THE FUCK ALONG
somehow the idiot taako managed to PERMANENTLY charm poor klaag and im like this poor bastard will be permanently blinded to the truth, which is that taako is a goddamn idiot and not worthy of his permanent magical adoration
oh god, taako instantly takes advantage of his colossal fuckup by asking klaarg to put himself in danger on taakoâs behalf, hey justinâŠ.youâre being an asshole!
griffin: âthereâs actually a lot of buttons on the dashboard, thereâs not one that says âpress here to deus ex machinaââ griffin says this like heâs not the literal god of this little world
merle: âI AM WEED-BE-GONEâ
griffin: âokay, itâs fire damage, which plants DONâT loveâ its a goddamn pokemon au, yall
Petals to the Metal: Audrey IIâs Ultimate Revenge: THE SEQUEL
griffin: âuh, the sun basically comes out of the end of your umbra staffâ damn. i gotta get me an umbrella like that
i really gotta question the efficacy of the Bureau of Well Our Job Is To Acquire These World-Fucking Relics and Yet We Keep Sending Three Magical Morons To Get The Job Done
this mad max wasteland style fucking chariot race featuring way too many assholes in animal masks and lots and lots of accidental murder and a heroic sacrifice was a goddamn TRIP AND A HALF
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