#i swear to FUCKIN GOD
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I need people to understand that Riddle is only a month older than Ace, and that's fucking hilarious.
Dude trying to act all high and mighty with a first year that he's only older than by a month. Like dude, were you born like even a couple of weeks later, you'd be in the same year.
And while funny, it's also sad cuz Riddle is acting a lot older than he is. Which is...definitely a symptom of his trauma. Like jfc...
ESPECIALLY SINCE MAMA ROSEHEARTS HAS BEEN PLANNING HIS SHIT WHILE HE WAS IN THE WOMB
That is not normal. Nothing is normal about Riddle, and while, thanks to his hard work, it has given him such powerful magic and reserves, he is very NOT okay. Like GIRL, it is not normal to read like 50 pages a day for tomorrow's lesson when you're not even in the double digits for your age. MEMORIZING EVERY RULE IN HEARTSLABYUL??
Commendable for anyone else, WERE IT NOT RIDDLE WHO HAD THIS SHIT INGRAINED IN HIM THAT SHOULD BE A NORM WITHOUT ROOM FOR ERROR.
Mrs. Rosehearts, WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU....
Anyways, rage against Mrs. Rosehearts aside, it's still pretty damn funny that the only thing separating Riddle from the first years is a few weeks like who let this baby into the group of second years. You should be fighting with Ace in the middle of a Denny's parking lot.
#twst#twisted wonderland#riddle rosehearts#ace trappola#birthdays#shenanigans#when i get my hands on mrs rosehearts#her medical license should be revoked#i swear to fuckin god
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holy fuck 5 to 7 YEARS? And Korn never got Tonkla & Great to meet???? That's fucking insane because obviously Korn knows Dome, like if Korn got them to meet even ONCE, maybe Great would have been more reactive to saving Dome because Dome would be Great's brother's boyfriend's brother and Tonkla probably wouldn't have shot Great, I wanna shake Korn like a ragdoll
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ah yes
i really appreciate that pumpkins senses like her eyes and nose is very good for sniffing out bugs perfectly
but now shes started to bring me them as gifts. she dropped a spider at my feet a while ago
and tonight she brought me an earwig.
#i swear to fuckin goD#makes me jump and to have a spider at my feet like that Ogh mshdfd girl please i love you so much youre so talented#but please stop putting htem at my feet#spiders /#earwigs /#bugs /#insects /
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dude i fucking love how this server has communication as its premise and built into its fucking core. i fucking love that. bc it's one thing to be like 'this server is about multilingual communication and cultural exchange!!' bc that could present in any NUMBER of ways but like. with the federation and the eggs and a common shared goal they all decided WE ARE A TEAM. and like, ok,
when baghera was sus of jaiden because of the thing when pomme died and jaiden had been the reason baghera left her side for the only time that day, i wasn't even worried. i wasn't worried bc i was like "we just wait. because i know they will TALK TO EACH OTHER." and I WAS RIGHT. TWO DAYS LATER IT WAS ALL CLEARED UP AND BAGHERA WAS HELPING HER OUT WITH CUCURUCHO
and the ordo theoritas is functionally a secret organization. it would be SO EASY to gatekeep the lore, on grounds of "the federation is always watching and anyone could be a spy" and yet the ordo theoritas says that, like bad SAYS THAT, says OUT LOUD, "anyone could be a traitor" and then turns around and goes "hey person i've had a few days' worth of conversations with, here's a detailed rundown of everything we've learned about the island's mysteries, and the secret location of the ordo base". SOFIA was supposed to be secret from everyone, and for a little bit she was. but now like, the ordo theoritas is showing her to everyone. it would be SO EASY to hide things and to gatekeep things but they just. don't do it. here's the supercomputer!!!! don't forget to grab her waystone so you can come back anytime!!!
bad learns something. "i need to tell forever/cellbit/baghera". forever figures out a new way to protect the eggs, and he gets it to everyone within days. cucurucho tries to have a secret conversation and the entire server knows about it almost instantly and there are three people buried in the walls reading the subtitles and giving each other meaningful glances
i love it. i love it. miscommunication plotlines drive me up the fucking wall and the fact that i wasn't even SCARED when jaiden and baghera could easily have angled into an angsty tangled web of that and instead just MET WITH EACH OTHER AND EXPLAINED EVERYTHING AND CLEARED THE AIR ALMOST IMMEDIATELY was so fucking breathtaking. and this is a multilingual server. this is a MULTILINGUAL SERVER. i love it. i love it so much i want to cry. it's a server for communication and people Communicate, it would have been SO EASY to slip into monolingual factions and stick to the familiar but they DIDN'T. they DIDN'T. WE GET TO HAVE A THEORY TABLE WITH SO MANY LANGUAGES SITTING AROUND IT. we get to have conspiracy walls in every language!!!! idk sometimes i forget how fucking CRAZY all this is, like the scale of what they've accomplished
so yea thank you to quackity and the qsmp admins for this, and thank you to the streamers for hearing 'this is about connections' and taking it ENTIRELY to heart, and also thank you to whoever the fuck decided to give quackity's school class the job to look after a fucking egg to learn about parenting. bc holy shit. holy shit.
#qsmp#this is a mess but i keep marvelling at it ever since jaiden's streams#just that. it could have gone to hell. but they TALKED TO EACH OTHER.#and i kept seeing people on tumblr like 'nooo they're dividing them 😭' and i kept thinking in my head:#'it's ok. don't panic. don't worry. they're so good about communicating: roier will say something or jaiden will say something'#'and they'll resolve anything right there and then'#i fucking love it. i fucking love it. there have been cross lingual projects before that didn't breed community like this does#everyone is trying so hard to protect everyone. forever and baghera didn't even trust quackity and they were still trying to protect him#i can't express how much this silly fucking server means to me. i can't explain it#its so good. its so good. i love it so much i swear to god#like i promise you if some of the less active members were to step back online and ask about the lore#they'd get a FULL fuckin rundown of it even though the ordo theoritas is technically a secret society#just immediately#i love it. there may be gaslighting and girlbossing but there is NO gatekeeping#unless we count the french exp farm lmfao#idk idk idk!!!!! it means so much to me i swearrrrrrr#THEY'RE A TEAM YOUR HONOR. THEY!! ARE!!! A TEAM!!!#shut up vic#block game brainrot
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How it is trying to draw his hair sometimes
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all the real ones know i have beef with snoopy. unending beef. if i see him on one more plus size t-shirt i’m making him into a fur coat. a set of XL pjs? boom. snoopy. a running shirt for my exxxtra large bazongas? snoopy. a big fucking pair of panties for my phat ass? snoopy. i hope i get the chance to ol’ yeller that some of a bitch for the vice grip he has on the size range large and up.
#YEA IM CURVY NO I DONT FUCKING WANT TO BE INFANTALIZRD BY WESRING PEANUTS#i swear to fuckin christ it’s like#a way to cover us with ‘child cartoons’ in a way that makes us cute and unsexualized#GOD FORBID WE WEAR A NORMAL GRAPHIC TEE WITHOHT SBOOPY#I AHGE HIM
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i'm gunna start fucking screaming
#i self indulgently took these screenshots from an interview he did with nerdtropolis#bro like.... come the fuck on#stop!!!!#that fuckin smirk i swear to god#rory culkin#i am absolutely fuckin heated
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Its just a cup of tea Venigni....
The chaos agent commits chaos part 2
#lies of p#lop#pinnochio#lorenzini venigni#lies of p eugenie#i swear to fucking god pino stop being a fuckin kleptomaniac#alright i go uni stuff is to be done#uni is exhausting please help meee#statistics is agony#why do i have to have statistics on my major im studying anatomyyyy#OK I GO NOW BYEEEE#stay hydrated frogs! (positive)
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I seriously can't stop myself from thinking about names in AC6.
Handler Walter calls them 621. A number. A distancing tool. He still gets attached to his dogs regardless, though.
Ayre calls them Raven. A symbol of freedom, a name with meaning. It is a name they stole, but it's also a name they earn.
Carla and Chatty call them tourist. It's what they are - just another person stepping on the locals to have their little fun and take their home's resources. ...resources they want to eradicate but still
Rusty calls them Buddy. A friendly nickname, used both to raise your spirits and lower your defences. A dog and a wolf.
Iguazu calls them Freelancer, Merc, Freak. He just fuckin hates them. He hates their superior skills and their freedom most of all.
G13. Hound. Dog. Intruder. Wallclimber. Worm Killer. Imposter. Registration # Rb23 - call sign Raven.
But who are they? They don't choose their own name. The only name they get to really choose is the names of their ACs. Everyone else calls them whatever they want. Something Something what's in a name.
#ar epeople their chosen names or the ones assigned to them? this game is hella trans i swear to god#im cis+ but i fuckin FEEL it with this game.#ac6#armored core 6#handler walter#ayre armored core#cinder carla#v. iv rusty#G5 Iguazu#i would have more sophisticated and thoughtful thoughts but i had. 4 hours of sleep
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2ish hour concept for my ocean magical girl
#my art#sketch#maybe ill finish it#IM ALIVE I SWEAR I STILL DO DRAW#not as much im busy#but i saw fuckin uhh hold on let me get their blog#rosenkranz-does-things on my dash and saw one of their timelapses#and i was like god. i need to draw. i need to do that#will i finish this? probably not lol
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THEY KEPT THE TAILS GETTING BEATEN BY SHADOW TRADITION
#sonic movie 3#sonicmovie3hype#movieshadow#shadowthehedgehog#movie tails#little guy didn’t even defend himself😔#lil bro didn’t have a chance 😭#seriously???? what is this dude's fucking problem?????#Shadow HATES this little fox boy. Oh my god 😭#it's canon event lmao#tails’ “ow” 😭#bro targeted lil bro FIRST😭🙏#The beef is crazyy#THEY ALL GOT BEAT BRUH😭#LMAOOOO HE DIDN'T EVEN HESITATE#LETS GOOO 😭🙏#imagine beefing with a whole ass child smh#Shadow is NOT beating the Tails Abuse allegations. 💀#tails did nothing but shadow still hit him 😭😭😭#HIS CHAOS CONTROL TELEPORTATION ANIMATIONS ARE CHEFS KISS#THE SHADOW FIGHT SCEENS ARE ABOUT TO GO HARD!!!#This mf just flying away on the air shoes Shadow just be fuckin' around in fights I swear lmao#dropkicked his ass right into yesterday 😭#he literally did nothing too like 😭😭😭#SHADOW HATES KIDS#except for cream 😌#he has a soft spot for cream XDDDDDDD#BRO TAILS DEADASS LOOKED UP AT HIM LIKE THIS LIKE WHAT DID HE DO LMAOOOOOO#beef that travels the multiverse#Fox hunting😈
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I am so sorry for who I’m about to become now that I’ve seen Vash in his lil turtle neck.
#I’m transforming into my primal ape self#I can feel it#gonna start hunting for fire and food to provide a shelter for Vash swear to fuckin god#He’s so BEAUTIFUL#I DONT KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE#trigun#vash the stampede#trigun stampede
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this is a will solace safe space. i will protect my child to the ends of the earth. my little bisexual country boy did nothing wrong.
#i also firmly believe he has a strong accent#cause thats the best fuckin headcannon ever#if i see anyone hate on my little boy again i swear to god#tsats might not have been the perfect book but it was enough for me so y'all can stfu#will solace#the sun and the star#tsats
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it would be really funny if ted's internal monologue actually has a lot of swearing he just almost never says any of it out loud bc like, he's a polite midwestern dad
#ted internally seeing rupert: oh not this fucking bastard again. jesus fucking christ i wish he'd fuck off. piece of shit.#ted externally: hey there rupert :)#ted lasso#i dont think this is canon btw i just think it would be very funny#ted when high as balls for real this time: HEY WHATS UP FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!#the entire team: [WIDE EYED BONK EMOJI]#trent after a press conference in like s1: okay off the record i have to know. you say 'golly gosh' and 'gee willickers' just to fuck w/ us#right? those aren't real? like i understand you don't swear that tracks but you're fucking with us on the 'golly gosh' right?#ted looking both ways and leaning in: off the record? trent i swear all the fucking time in my head. and shit trent!#i've never said 'gee willickers' unironically in my whole goddamn life. but god isn't it funny to watch them buy it#and trents like (wide eyed with awe) why are you telling me this#and teds like (most cheerful smile) because no one will ever fuckin believe you :)#trent (somehow more attracted to ted than he's ever been): .....ᵒʰ
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I'm thinking about them again (nuzi).
Y'know, Liam once said that he had built N and Uzi with the other character in mind. I thiiiiink it was in some interview... might have been GlitchX, I don't remember exactly, but I know he said it. Now I may not be him, but I've only written a character directly for another and then killed them for story progression once.
I just. I don't want one to have to go on without the other. He could kill them both and I wouldn't care as long as they were with each other when it happens. Just. God. Liam I'm begging you.
Sorry if this makes no sense it's like 1am I got a headache and I'm just thinking about my beloved pookies
#I swear to god if I have to watch one realize the other isn't with them anymore I'll lose my shit#disassembly drones can't even be fuckin killed unless the wound is That Bad#and even then we've seen one core survive and I will be DAMNED if N's big ol heart doesn't save him#gotta be a reason he still has that loving personality man and I don't buy it was just the Solver's nostalgia#anyway#md#murder drones#murder drones nuzi#uzi doorman#serial designation n
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"Think I'll live that long?" "Probably not."
MW3 gifs 3/?
#modern warfare 3 spoilers#mw3 spoilers#I REPEAT#SPOILERS#john soap mactavish#soap mactavish#soap cod#johnny mactavish#call of duty modern warfare iii#call of duty modern warfare 3#mw3#mwiii#cod mw3#cod mwiii#bro they better fuckin resurrect him like Graves and Alex i swear to fuckin god#also i had to mush this gif up to upload it on tumblr lol#modern warfare gifs#mine#last post for tn bois#codedit#callofdutyedit#gamingedit
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