#i swear i'm still working on it

[ashen-sky]

Thurfian to Thrawn: You played me like a fiddle.

Karyn: Actually no, fiddles are quite difficult to play, he played you like the cheap kazoo you are.

(Do chiss have fiddles? Probably not, but I'm sure they have some equivalent)

[acid-rain2912]

Can we get a snippet from years apart 🥺

Ask and you shall receive! Somewhere on the order of... one and a half years later...

When it was clear they weren’t leaving, she looked up. One was in Hufflepuff, the other Ravenclaw; Lily was vaguely aware of both of them. “Sorry,” one of them coughed as soon as their eyes met. “Do you mind if we sit here?” Lily looked around, appraising the library. It was a busy day, but there were certainly spare tables, and she had no idea why they would want to sit here of all places. Still, it was unthinkable to refuse. “Er, sure,” she mumbled, closing a few of the books she was no longer using them and stacking them to occupy less space. “I’m Cynthia,” the Hufflepuff introduced. “I know,” Lily replied. “We’re in the same year. We repotted mandrakes together, remember?” Lily didn’t particularly care about the answer. She was more interested in why they were going out of their way to introduce themselves to her, but she let it be. “Oh right,” Cynthia agreed with a laugh. “Anyway, this is my sister Mandy,” she said with a nod to the Ravencalw on her right. “Lily,” Lily introduced simply, for lack of something better to say. “We know,” Mandy replied. Alright, well this was all very weird, but if you don’t mind, I have an essay to get back to, she said – internally. She didn’t say anything with her mouth, but instead picked back up her quill. “We had something we wanted to ask you,” Cynthia said quickly. Oh. Lily suddenly understood their true purpose. “Mhm?” she prompted, thoroughly uninterested. The girls looked at each other, seemingly exchanging an entire conversation with their eyes. At long last, Mandy gave in: “Are you dating James Potter?” “Nope,” Lily replied easily, having predicted precisely what they were going to ask her. “We’re just good friends.” The two sisters looked extremely disappointed and Lily couldn’t help but wonder why her answer would impact them at all. Perhaps they too were shy and unpopular and Lily’s supposed relationship success had been giving them hope? She was almost inclined to ask (though, admittedly, she was unlikely to actually follow through), when a voice interrupted: “Well that certainly clears things up.” Lily recognized the voice in its own accord but turned to see the face she knew would accompany it. “Candice,” she said awkwardly by way of greeting.

Because I distinctly remember promising a few people another glimpse of Candice... also ~2 years ago.

[satorusluver]

Boyfriend Gojo Satoru x boobs

Minors DNI

Tbh these are just some unorganized smutty thoughts on what a boob man I think Gojo is lol.

-So we all know Gojo Satoru is a tease, but another prominent thing about him is that he loves your tits. He often buys you clothes that will show them off. He's not one of those guys that expects his girlfriend to cover up, he wants other men to see the way that tight, low cut top shows off his girl's perfect pair so they can all be jealous of what's his.

-He gets very distracted whenever you lean over to grab something and your breasts hang forward so enticingly, just begging for him to reach out and hold them and squeeze them and - shit, what was he doing again?

-He likes to play with your boobs almost absent-mindedly when you two are cuddling, and whenever they get sore from monthly hormone changes, he's always ready and willing to give them a nice massage. His long fingers will gently knead them while he presses a few kisses to the side of your face and whispers sweet nothings in your ear, telling you how beautiful you are (yes, even when those hormone changes make you bloated ❤️).

-He'll also find you sitting on the couch reading a book or watching TV and will lie down with his head on your lap, which will usually lead to him snuggling his head up against your tits, which will usually lead to him lifting your shirt up, or if it's low cut, pulling it down until your breasts spill out. He'll do this completely unprompted, usually when he feels like you're paying more attention to your book or the TV than him. He's a brat.

-And suddenly you're looking down and your face is flushing and he's just fucking smirking with his lips wrapped around your nipple. It's a little funny how your giant boyfriend loves to suck on your tits.

-"What?" he asks in a muffled voice, his mouth still full of your breast. Don't tell him to cut it out, it'll just make him suck harder. He knows you love it. He can tell by how flustered you always get and how your voice shakes slightly when you try to talk to him, trying not to moan at the feeling of his warm, wet tongue licking circles around your sensitive nipple.

-You unwittingly let out a soft whine the moment Satoru's tongue curls around your nipple and he begins to suck more hungrily. And oh boy, the noises he makes are loud and lewd, wet suckling sounds mixed with fervent moans as he pulls your soft flesh into his mouth. He's probably trying to show off how much he's enjoying himself just to tease you even more.

-He looks so content doing this too, pulling off his blindfold but keeping his eyes closed, pretty white eyelashes resting against each other as he sucks, switching between breasts every now and then until both of your nipples are stiff and glistening with his saliva and you're a flustered mess who keeps squeezing your thighs together from how turned on he's managed to get you. Oh, you want more now? He thought you wanted to finish reading that chapter?

-And Satoru is weak for tit jobs. Sure, technically the physical feeling isn't as good as being enveloped in your pretty mouth or your sweet, tight pussy, but there's just something about watching his big, fat cock sliding back and forth between the plump flesh of your breasts while he pinches and plays with your nipples that drives him wild. And if you lean your head down to lap at his tip when he thrusts forward he'll fucking whimper, his teeth sinking into his lower lip as he gazes down at you with the most blissed out expression in those gorgeous blue eyes.

-Your tits are his second favorite place to cum (his favorite is inside you, of course ❤️). And sure, he could just shove his cock down your throat right before he cums, and sometimes he does, but he usually prefers the sight of your skin splattered with his thick, white cum. It's an image your boyfriend has burned into his brain for when you're apart and he's leaned over in the shower jerking his throbbing cock, watching his cum spurt out and be washed down the drain when he'd much rather it was decorating his girlfriend's gorgeous tits. ❤️❤️❤️

[accirax]

🌟🍬🤖🎈Congrats to Wonderlands x Showtime for finishing their 4x4!🌟🍬🤖🎈

[labrayic]

women <3

[tblsomedoodles]

Ever get so frustrated/overwhelmed/tired that your greatest wish is to flop, face first, onto the floor and just stay there?

Yeah, that.

[rabbitindemun]

Listen you already did Bill in heels, WE NEED DRAG QUEEN BILL NOW!!!!

HEAR ME OUT FELLAS

I may be a little obsessed with this design now JKSAKH

with you..

Drag Queen Bill!!

(i swear i don't wanna bother.. but please look at this thisss) made me so happy srry

honestly i have been craving for draw something like this since the mention of Bill using a wig on a chapter of flat dreams hehe

[coolesth]

I never posted the colored versions!!! Here are my handsome dance bois, I swear I'll work on them more, I promise I promi

[spacebubblehomebase]

Hi! With your stargazers au, what radio symbols do you use with Alastor's powers? What do those symbols mean and is there some special thought behind choices in symbols?

📻: "These ones, my dear?"

Keen eye! They're actually various electrical symbols for radio stations and are NOT VOODOO at all. As I'm not a practitioner of the Vaudoux religion, I didn't feel qualified enough to represent their practices all willy nilly. Though Alastor is still very much an actual Creole Vodouisant who lived in New Orleans Louisiana in my #HHStargazersAU! This design choice for his magic came to mind when I realized that since I couldn't use the more natural voodoo deer side of him, I could just shift focus to his more electronic radio hosting aspect. Which actually had symbolisms of their own! Be it his radio symbols or sound waves. Pictograms that were likely used on signs, books, or instructions, and such. That's how his green spells came to be in my story and they're usually just the general symbols for radio! ^v^

-Bubbly💙

[kazutora-kurokawa]

Kakucho x Weak!Reader

♡ SFW + NSFW, fem reader, reader has multiple unnamed diseases, reader gets tired easily, reader takes meds, Kakucho is a gentleman (per usual), oral->fem and male receiving, soft sex, masturbation ♡

note: requested by @1dkneo 🩵

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SFW

🩷 Helps you keep track of all the medicine you take, he has a cute little chart on the wall of your bedroom to remind you

🩷 Sets your doctor appointments and puts reminders on your phone's calendar

🩷 Carries you on his back when you're too weak to walk

🩷 Cooks and cleans when you don't feel like it, he's the perfect little househusband

🩷 Drops everything he's doing to let you nap on his chest

🩷 Will literally bathe, dress, and feed you if you ask (put a ring on his finger already 🙄)

NSFW

🩷 Eats you out for hours on end, your pleasure is his pleasure (and he's lowkey greedy)

🩷 Never asks you for head because he doesn't want to inconvenience you, but if you offer then he's down for it

🩷 Takes his time when he fucks you because he wants to memorize the way you feel around his dick

🩷 Extra gentle with you and showers you with praise, you'll never go a day without hearing him call you beautiful, or gorgeous, or perfect

🩷 Respects your boundaries because he was raised right, if you're not in the mood then he'll go in he bathroom and take care of it on his own (he'll obviously be thinking of you the whole time, probably scrolling through pictures of you too)

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Taglist

@arlerts-angel @i-literally-cant-with-this @trevengersprincess @giugiette @katkusuo @happy-trenchcoated-impala @drunkcheesecake @darkstarlight82 @reiners-milkbiddies

[marclef]

How would Fakey react to meeting someone who was similar to a Peppino clone, but not actually a Peppino clone? Someone who has the same strange, squishy, tall body structure as him, but is not actually a Peppino clone like him.

hmmmmm..... strange, squishy, and tall you say? well not to worry, i've found a fellow over here who fits that description just perfectly! let's see how they get along.

... that's strange though.... i wonder why Fake seems a bit... agitated?

[cradle-of-darkness]

sylvester ashling....... but in pjsk. 😱 (card edit)

original card under cut

[sharkaroni]

It's Serirei week 2024 let's gooooo!!!!

I'm not an artist but I really wanted to participate so I'll be doing little short stories! They'll follow Serizawa over the course of a really shitty week at work watching his boss slash crush throw himself in front of stuff that will kill him stone dead.

Here's the first chapter based on the monday prompt: official art/redraw!

[harrowscore]

can't believe a show based on a videogame (usually games adaptations are notoriously bad, which isn't the case here tho) gave me the beauty and the beast/twisted mirrors/enemies to traveling companions/ruthless antihero+optmistic but still badass heroine who takes none of his shit/age gap but make it sexy dynamic of my dreams. as much as i love maximus and i think he deserves the best writing ever because 1. he's a clever deconstruction of the aspiring Knight bro who's actually a bit of a loser and, as much as lucy, sees the world in black&white at first and then doesn't get what he thought he wanted but what he needs (or at least i hope he'll eventually get it), and 2. he's a cutie and i want an epic love story for him too, it's very funny how they tried to give us a puppy kind of romance and the tumblr girlies still fixated on the "toxic ~she bites his finger off and he cuts hers off and sews it on his hand in what we'll pretend it's a symbolic marriage rings exchange or whatever~ asshole who used to be a nice guy/good girl™ with a lot of spunk and hidden anger but unshakeable morals" kind of relationship.

[awkwardpossum0]

[brainrotcharacters]

I'm about to face my unhealed trauma (I'm rewatching X-Men 1)