#i swear i'm not weird

[xceanlynx]

Imagine if in s3 they incorporate Sam's mouth scar into Lestat's backstory, like making one of the wolves wound him there

[cauli-is-awake]

kitkat...

I REALLY need you to hear me out on how I eat a KitKat, one because I'm just Correct and two because everyone in my life is telling me I'm weird for it.

Okay, ready?

First you have one of those 4 bar ones and you unwrap it completely. Then break it into the four individual bars.

You have to eat the "my break" bars first, so take those two and ignore the "kitkat" ones for now.

Now you have the "my break bars", take a corner off each side of the bar on both. One of the sides will have more chocolate in it then the other, you MUST eat the side with less chocolate first for maximum kitkat-ification. It's very important that you end with more chocolate I'm sure everyone can agree.

Now you repeat this with the two "kitkat bars". This ensures your final bite is from the SUPERIOR bar and has MORE CHOCOLATE.

Everyone who disagrees is objectively Wrong (/lh)

Now go and enjoy KitKat's the correct way.

[alarming-prism]

i came to the unpleasant realization today that i have a valley girl accent and now i'm being bullied so i need to prove a point

thanks

[jazzafayesworld]

See fun fact about me. I'm a creeper in the sense of my anxiety is so bad I'll like your posts or reboots from afar wishing that I could carry on a full convo. But when a manic streak hits, baby ill be all up on you. But just know I love you tho 😘

[littlefankingdom]

Simple observation I made from reading these comics. DC, stop making their dad an asshole and make him hug them more.

Also, the hugs in these comics:

Tim's hug is not in Red Robin but it's during the run and when Bruce comes back in time.

Cass' hug is weird because they're suicidal freaks who think fighting is therapy. They fought while being drugged, and blew up a brigde. It makes sense for them only.

Jason's first hug (Outlaws) is after he tries to apologize for his crimes and Bruce refuses to let him to do it, because his boy is innocent for him 🥺 (and then, they fucked it up with Ethiopia because they cannot let them have nice things 🙄). The second one (Red Hood & Arsenal) is started by Jason, who is just very happy to see that Bruce is alive, even if he has lost his memory.

[beanghostprincess]

A bit tired of people complaining about Sanji's principle of "not hitting women" being misogynistic when it has been clearly stated multiple times that he does not choose it and it's heavily tied to his trauma and admiration for his dad and respect for women and definitely not from seeing women as somehow weaker than him

[petitepatateuwu]

A break from my constant mental breakdown to sketch some Security Breach characters. You see I have developed an interest for fnaf recently and of course I have been obsessed with the shiny glittered glamrock-styled animatronics 👍

I wish I could color them or smt but I'm too overworked and stressed sowy...

[forgetful-river]

Whenever I'm having a weird time I always end up drawing Aradias looking at the viewer. I'm sure that means nothing

[wahgifs]

userdramas event 13: team spirit — choco milk shake (2022) ♡

[sergle]

loving chappell roan's music and vibe and also having a positive association bc her music was shown to me by my favorite person in the world but slowly developing a chappell roan intolerance over time bc people keep telling me i Look Like Her Except Fat

[rillils]

🌸 post-catws stucky + hug

The first tendril of want shocks him like a splash of ice-cold water poured down his spine.

Bucky doesn’t know at first – doesn’t know what, doesn’t know how. But the want is there, curled up in his chest: small, and starving, like some trembling newborn thing whose first taste of life is hunger, crying to be fed and soothed.

There’s a half-remembered feeling in the back of his mind, something he reaches for when the want aches sharp and spark-bright inside him. The word for it is short and sweet in Bucky’s mouth, so gentle it barely touches his tongue at all, all throat and soft palate: ‘hug’.

It’s a simple concept. Two arms go around one body – that’s all it takes. One step, and there it is: a hug. And Bucky imagines it vividly: his own mismatched arms around Steve, and Steve’s arms folding around him, like a circle – the shape of the infinite, of timeless things like the two of them. A line that should end, but constantly finds one more beginning instead.

He tries to see it, Steve’s broad chest brushing against his as their bodies meet, the swell of Steve’s arms enveloping him, Steve’s big palms splayed wide against his back, touching him. Gentle. Like Steve’s eyes on him are gentle; like the clasp of his hand on Bucky’s shoulder is gentle, always. So gentle, perhaps, that Bucky would hardly even feel the hug around him.

But he would take it, gentle or no. Because the truth, where it lies in the empty pit of his stomach, is that he starves for it, day after day, the want pulsing inside him with every beat of his heart. He just doesn’t know how to ask for it.

So Steve does the asking for him.

His hair is ruffled, limned with copper and wisps of gold in the late afternoon light, and his hands are unsure, nervous. But his eyes. His eyes take Bucky in, searching, urgent – and for a moment, Bucky is sure that Steve, too, must have been starving for this.

“Can I hug you?” he says, and the word sounds especially sweet when it’s Steve pronouncing it. When there’s a ‘you’ attached to it, and that one syllable becomes two, joined seamlessly together, and the new word rolls smooth and honeyed down the curl of Steve’s tongue, hug you, hug you, hug you. “Would that be okay?”

Bucky wets his lips. ‘Yes,’ he means to say, but the word that slips out of his mouth in a rasp instead says, “Please.”

So Steve gathers him close, two arms and one body and his nose buried in Bucky’s dark mop of hair, and he carves a snug space out of himself to make room for Bucky right there, his hands fisted in the back of Bucky’s shirt, their chests pressed so tight together that his heartbeat pounds behind Bucky’s ribs.

It’s not a passing touch, the fluttering echo of a hug Bucky feared he might barely feel. It’s persistent. It’s desperate. It’s a hungry little thing, a creature to be fed tenderly, steadily, so it’ll grow and live, and live.

He wraps his own arms around Steve, and grasps at him just as fiercely as his want commands, a wet exhale shuddering out of his lips to land in the crook of Steve’s neck.

He was wrong, he realizes now, framed in Steve’s embrace like a timeless work of art. He was missing a step.

A hug is a simple concept: two arms go around one body, and they hold on.

[demodraws0606]

It's so funny to see people talk about the Whit mm timeloop theory because everytime I just forget that I'm the one who made the theory.

Because basically I just see posts that are like

"I wanna kiss the person who made the Whit timeloop theory"

And my dumbass brain is like

"ahaha yeah me too i'd love to know who that was....wait."

[kazutora-kurokawa]

Kakucho x Weak!Reader

♡ SFW + NSFW, fem reader, reader has multiple unnamed diseases, reader gets tired easily, reader takes meds, Kakucho is a gentleman (per usual), oral->fem and male receiving, soft sex, masturbation ♡

note: requested by @1dkneo 🩵

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SFW

🩷 Helps you keep track of all the medicine you take, he has a cute little chart on the wall of your bedroom to remind you

🩷 Sets your doctor appointments and puts reminders on your phone's calendar

🩷 Carries you on his back when you're too weak to walk

🩷 Cooks and cleans when you don't feel like it, he's the perfect little househusband

🩷 Drops everything he's doing to let you nap on his chest

🩷 Will literally bathe, dress, and feed you if you ask (put a ring on his finger already 🙄)

NSFW

🩷 Eats you out for hours on end, your pleasure is his pleasure (and he's lowkey greedy)

🩷 Never asks you for head because he doesn't want to inconvenience you, but if you offer then he's down for it

🩷 Takes his time when he fucks you because he wants to memorize the way you feel around his dick

🩷 Extra gentle with you and showers you with praise, you'll never go a day without hearing him call you beautiful, or gorgeous, or perfect

🩷 Respects your boundaries because he was raised right, if you're not in the mood then he'll go in he bathroom and take care of it on his own (he'll obviously be thinking of you the whole time, probably scrolling through pictures of you too)

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Taglist

@arlerts-angel @i-literally-cant-with-this @trevengersprincess @giugiette @katkusuo @happy-trenchcoated-impala @drunkcheesecake @darkstarlight82 @reiners-milkbiddies

[marclef]

How would Fakey react to meeting someone who was similar to a Peppino clone, but not actually a Peppino clone? Someone who has the same strange, squishy, tall body structure as him, but is not actually a Peppino clone like him.

hmmmmm..... strange, squishy, and tall you say? well not to worry, i've found a fellow over here who fits that description just perfectly! let's see how they get along.

... that's strange though.... i wonder why Fake seems a bit... agitated?

[disposal-blueeee]

VARGASTOBER - day 28 : fantasy

[cinamun]

The reason I never saw the tags in the favorite simblr thread is because the OP has me blocked. Everyone has their reasons I guess.

Anyway, that's why I never got the tags until someone tagged me outside of reblogging the longer thread.

Thanks to everyone who tagged me, I appreciate you, I love you and I hope you stay healthy, happy and hydrated. I hope you smell lilacs somewhere today and I hope your pillow is extra cool tonight. 🫶🏾