#i swear to god yall are going to make me dye my hair black or something

[sergle]

loving chappell roan's music and vibe and also having a positive association bc her music was shown to me by my favorite person in the world but slowly developing a chappell roan intolerance over time bc people keep telling me i Look Like Her Except Fat

[doctormomwriter]

Smokin' pt 1

Samoa Joe x OC Rebekah Gates

Rebekah is a fan favorite baby face in AEW. She gets roped into a podcast on Colt Cabana's show and in a rapid fire game of 20 Questions she drunkenly admits her crush on Samoa Joe.

Warnings: Smut, choas, embarassment, fluff (if fluff should be a warning?)

Colt leaned in to his microphone and sipped his beer. I was on my 4th beer and swaying in my seat as we happily discussed wrestling, former hobbies, child hood stories, and an advertisement or two.

"Alright guys, the moment you have been waiting for. We promised it and you shall receive. Twenty Questions with THE Rebekah Gates. I pulled the first 50 tweets in response and put them in this hat and we will draw 20 of em! You ready?" Colt motioned over for me to speak into my mic.

"Not in the slightest." I giggled.

"Question number one comes from @baconbits_ If you had to choose, would you rather shave your head or dye your hair pink?" He seemed unimpressed about the question.

"Dye it pink, I have before, its ugly though." I open the 5th beer loudly.

"Question two is from @iamcarl what color underwear are you wearing?" He was stone faced at this point.

"Yall need better questions. Black or yeah black." I was nearing the end of the beer. Swaying in my chair and giggling in between questions.

This was my first time on a podcast and I was really grateful Colt wanted me to be here. I had gotten to know a lot of people the last 6 months here and everyone was welcoming. This was really the first time I let loose though. I do not usually drink anymore simply because I lose any filter I normally would have.

"We are nearing the end of this and how Rebekah is still making sentences after 7 beers is beyond me." Colt opened another drink.

"Three more questions. Then nap time." I put my head down on the desk. Lifting my hand shakily into a thumbs up.

"Question 18 is from @nanabatma What's your favourite swear word?"

"It's definitely the F word. I can say it in 6 different languages and it all hits the same." I smiled.

"Question 19 from @basszero who is your wrestling crush?"

"Samoa Joe. NEXT!" I was starting to feel woosey.

Colt looked over at me and his eyes widened.

"I would have NEVER guessed that. We have to pause here. How long?" He was way too intrigued for my liking.

"I don't know... since I was like 15 and he was in TNA. It's one of the celebrity crush things though like it isnt going to happen but you always have that crush. It's no different than liking a backstreet boy in your 30's... well I mean, I'm not 30 yet BUT STILL." I blurted out and laughed myself to tears. I was so defensive over that crush.

"I am just stunned and you are about to be too because our returning guest on the show tonight is none other than Samoa Joe and he is here to read your last question." Colt was dying laughing. I was bright red.

Play it cool Rebekah, if anything, I can play the drunk card. Right? Oh god I was sobering up via embarassment. Joe sat next to me. He was in some tighter fitting khaki pants with a dark grey polo on. He was all cleaned up with a fresh haircut and smelled like cigars and wood and I hated how red I was turning. It dawned on me that he was in the back and did not hear my admitting of the crush. Colt looked at him and then back and me and fell into the floor laughing.

"I swear to god I did not plan this! I swear!" He laughed some more.

"What is he talking about?" Joe was confused and I thanked the gods for his oblivion.

"One of my questions... it's uhm... it is a long story." I whispered.

"Oh okay..gotcha. It is so nice to finally meet you, I haven't gotten to speak to you since my debut and I am so happy to meet THE Rebekah Gates." He put a hand on my shoulder and lightly squeezed. I nearly passed out from the touch.

"Joe... okay you guys, I am better." Colt caught his breath. "Joe, would you please pull the final question and then we will cut to commercial!" I hated this was a live recording.. no going back now. Colt handed Joe the hat.

"Alright..... final question. This is from @theyoungbutts....wow what a name. Out of all the people in this room, if you had to kiss one person who would it be?" He did the gentlemen's leg cross and looked at me. Before I could answer Colt died laughing again. At this point it was contagious and we were all laughing so hard tears rolled down our rosey cheeks.

"Someone please tell me what is so funny!!" Joe wanted in on the joke so bad.

Part two coming soon!

[melaninkpopimagines]

Love spelled 7 ways

admin: Jazzi

word count: 3.7k

warning: language

Damn, all seven of them could remember the moment they fell for Jasmine

Chapter 1: Namjoon:

Jasmine had come to Korea with her three best friends

Lily, Maxine and Jackie.

Lily was accepted into Seoul university, Jackie had become a teacher, Max was an exchange student, and well Jaz just wanted to take pictures.

Photography.

That’s all she could think about as a kid.

Yes her major was English. And she was almost finished getting said bachelors degree; but she wanted to be a photographer. She double majored but her grandmother would kill her for doing something as “silly” as simply majoring in photography.

So it became just her hobby. That was until her school decided to sponsor her a trip tthe beauty of a foreign country for a year.

The four friends’ plans fit right into one another. They decided to share an apartment and take care of each other.

They were flying in from different states. It was their first time even meeting each other. Butterflies found refuge in Jasmine’s stomach. She had only been away from home a few time for school trips back in high school. On top of everything meeting the three people she had long to meet for years, and it being her first time flying  had her nerves bunched on the long flight. From Louisiana to Seoul she couldn’t close her eyes one bit. Her hands shook the entire way. Even the grandmother beside her did her best to calm her. Slipping a hard candy into the girl’s shaking hand.

She thought about how different she would be in the other country.

Jaz was a heavy set girl, Her skin was a warm earthy chestnut tone with a rose blush to her cheeks, her hair was curly short, and brown with red undertones. Her cheekbones built high and thick lips. Her teeth had a slight overbite, that she tried everything on earth to correct but always moved back. She thick hips and thighs, a tummy she loathed. She was tall five foot nine inches and a half to be exact.

She didn’t think she was very pretty at all, in fact she said it all the time and you could swear her friends would leap through their phones to smack her if they could.

Her friends were beautiful. She smiled at the thought of them.

Maxine, the youngest, was their baby.

Their adorable gender fluid child, who was beautiful whether masculine or feminine. They took care of her, and each other, like sisters would.

They respected her greatly and worried about her happiness so much that it was crazy.

Maxine was mixed race, white and black. From Georgia and the sprinkles  to their little group.

Max had light golden skin, short brown hair, dark brown eyes, cute bunny like teeth, and the flushed cheeks, and glasses . She was built thick and Jaz always made sure to complain that she wished she had Maxine’s body.

“What does a 15 year old have to do with a body like that, lend it to me for a couple years.” She’d complain to her younger friend.

Maxine would just laugh at the older girl commenting that her chest was a hassle.

Next was Lily, a couple years younger than Jasmine. She was Dominican and Black.

She had a round face, high cheek bones, she had thick lips, and intensely perfect eyebrows, and glasses because she was blind as a bat. Her brown eyes were captivating but they couldn’t compete with her bright smile.

She was thick, thighs ass and boobs for days. Her skin was the color of a full bloomed hibiscus.

Her hair was long and frizzy; but still very cute. It was brown and faded to blonde at the tips, she wanted to dye it; but was always too busy. Standing at five foot one she was a little ball of fire.

Last but not least was the oldest girl Jackie, who the younger three called Jae. She had such a mature look for such a small girl.

She was five foot five, a few inches shorter than Jaz. She had skin as beautiful as a western coneflower. She had long Marley twists. She was thick as well. (Wow there’s a lot booty in the group of friends), a slender face, and she wore glasses as well. It seemed Jaz was the only one with decent eyesight.

Jae was he serious type. She was funny in her own way but very serious and motherly. She was a chemistry major. Probably the prettiest scientist you could ever meet.

Jasmine was ready to meet her girlies.

She hopped of the plain and nearly ran through the airport to find a cab, which turned out to be hard task. No one stopped for her. She heard Cab drivers often didn’t stop for foreigners but this was ridiculous. After her patience wore thin, or twenty minutes to be exact. She found a man and used her Korean to ask him to catch her a cab. She hid behind the tall fellow, with Caramel skin, dressed in all black, including a mask that covered his face. She could only see his dark eyes but he seemed older than her, in fact he kind of looked like…..Nah it couldn’t be. No way it would be that easy to meet a member of BTS, yet along be lucky enough for it to be her bias, Namjoon. She pushed such a dumb thought out of her head.

He didn’t say much, intact he seemed surprised she spoke to him at first. But he hailed her cab, even opening the door and scolding the driver for rolling his eyes at her.

His voice was deep just like….she shook her head again. Men all over the world have deep voices Jaz stop being dumb. She told herself as she buckled up.

It was an hour ride. The driver was driving god awfully slow, or at least it felt that way. Maybe she was just excited to see her friends, and the apartment they’d be sharing. He couldn’t stop the car quickly enough.she nearly jumped out of the car when she saw Max standing out in front of the building with their suitcase.

They were wearing a grey t-shirt, black hoodie, and black jeans. Jaz knew that meant her younger friend was feeling masculine. she hopped out the car, not really waiting for her bags, and running to her friend

“MAXXX” she screamed as loud as she could, grabbing the younger person and hugging him as tightly as she could.

“Jasmine???” Max said sort of surprised by the sudden attack.

The two friends rejoiced.

“Oh my god! Max have you seen the inside yet?” She asked.

Max shook his head, slowly. “I only got here a few moments before you did.” He gave a small smile. Max would tend to be a little shy, even with the friend’s had for a few years now. It’s just the way he was, especially when feeling masculine.

Even though they were all close Jaz had a special relationship with each of her friends. A certain way she interacted with each of them.

With Lilly she was like an older sister. They always picked with each other and pretended to argue about dumb things. But they loved each other and in the middle of any argument they would both admit to it. Jaz couldn’t live without Lilly. She wasn’t close to her actual siblings so she valued her relationship with Lily .

With Max she was motherly. She didn’t know what it was about the younger person but she wanted to protect him and comfort him more than anything else. She was just protective over max, and the younger person never failed to make Jasmine smile.

Jae was like her older sister or mom. She was very mature and level headed so Jaz went to her for advice and comfort. Jae always gave her the realistic sound advice she needed.

That’s why she loved her friends so dearly. They made her life better.

Jasmine ran up the stairs leading to the building’s entrance, they pressed in the code to get in. It was so exciting, they ran into the building, their luggage rolling quickly behind them. Jaz almost fell  as she got to the elevator.

the door couldn’t open quickly enough.

as it opened three men walked out, wearing all black, mouth masks, and black glasses. they walked right past them, actually knocking max’s phone out of his hand. max looked down. jaz knew he wasn’t the type to confront someone so she did.

“Hey! you can’t pay attention to where you’re walking?” she asked, walking after the guys. One of them stopped and looked back. A tall one with lanky limbs. He took of his glasses and stared at her. she noticed he was wearing the same outfit as the boy who hailed her cab.

he bowed quickly, before he quickly turned around and followed the other men.

she looked back at Max, who was leaned against the door, looking at his broken phone.

jaz came over to comfort him. “Don’t worry. When Lily and Jae get here, we’ll go get a new one.”

the younger person’s face lit up.

the next day came by quicker than expected. The four friends sat up all night and ate a bunch of take out, even though Max had school the next morning, that Jae wouldn’t allow her to miss. The first day is the most important after all.

They all passed out around dawn and ofc they would have been late if jae didn’t wake their asses up.

She had to drag Jaz outta bed.

Jaz got up and through on whatever jeans she had unpacked, a white t shirt, and a bomber jacket because she was too lazy to find anything else.

she shuffled into the kitchen, where Lily and Max were sitting at the counter sleepily eating cereal.

“Drop them off at school i’m running late.” Jae came into the kitchen as she buttoned the sleeve of her shirt.

“how am i supposed to do that?” jaz said biting down of some pizza she got out of the fridge.

“Take the car i rented from the airport. Don’t them be late yo.” she walked towards the door.

“Yes ma’am” Jaz answered, making Max giggle.

“Have a good day at work Mom.” lily added and the three of them cracked up.

they could hear jae grumbling about not having time for their mess, which made them laugh even harder.

“come on if yall are late jae will beat me in my sleep.” jaz said.

“jaz look at my uniform do i look cute?” Max asked as she twirled around, showing of her uniform.

“You look the cutest!” both Jaz and lily gawked over their younger friend’s cute attire.

Driving was always nerve racking. she called herself a bad driver because she was always such a scary driver. which is why she wasn’t surprised when she  got into an accident.

rear ended, probably cuz she got scared in the middle of a turn and stopped too quickly.

she hopped out of the car, the other girls following.

“Yo Jae is gonna fling your ass all the way back to America.” Lily laughed.

jaz rolled her eyes, “shut up hoe and get my camera.”

By the time she got her camera and started taking pictures of the damage a tall man approached her and she recognized him instantly.

“hi…I…am…very sorry….but….” jaz stopped him, telling him she spoke korean. he seemed relieved.

she recognized this man because she had seen so many pictures of him, of course he was in the background; but she knew him.

he was BTS’ manager sejin.

which meant in the car was…..she held her breath as she looked at the black mini van. she couldn’t see clearly from the tent of the front window but she knew people were in there.

“I’m sorry to do this but we are very late…here’s my insurance information. if you could please let us go i pro-”she stopped him again.

Max and lucy easily caught on and they were both speechless.

“You can go, i have the pictures needed for the claim. i just need your license plate. i can get it as you drive off.”she said holding up her camera.

Sejin bowed quickly shouting out thank you’s as he ran to the van.

Jasmine snapped as many pictures as she could of the damage and a few of the back of the car, so she could get the plate.

Weeks later, after filing the claim, there was a knock on the door. it was pretty late in the afternoon, so Jasmine was taking care of her skin routine, when their was a knock on the door.

the girls didn’t really know anyone. She couldn’t imagine who it could be.

To her surprise when she opened the door sejin was standing at the door.

He seemed very serious, bowing immediately.

“hello,Miss. were you the driver in the accident a few days ago.” he asked.

Jaz nodded, kind of scared by his tone.

“Can you come with me to my office? Our CEO would like to talk to you.” He said.

“I-Um….why?” She asked.

���It’s about the accident. Please just come with me.” He said.

She stared blankly for a second. “Uh yeah…let me get dressed.” She allowed him and she went to the room she shared with Jae.

“Jae! BTS’ manager is here. He wants me to go to bighit with him…” she managed to tell her friend.

Jae sat up quickly.

“Did they say what they wanted?” she asked Jaz

Jasmine shook her head as she moved around the space, washing her face while trying to find clothes to wear.

She sat on a green plaid skirt, a high neck black top, black tights, a splatter print bomber jacket, and cross strap platform sandals (that were her favorite). she even took a little time to apply a bit of makeup, and black lipstick.  If she was gonna be dragged into bighit she was gonna make it look sexy.

By the time she was finished dressing it seemed that jae had gathered the other girls, who had all gotten dressed.

Jae was wearing a beautiful,white, off the shoulder that was embroidered with red roses, thigh high pink boots, and metallic velvet lip. she looked like a meal.

Lily was wearing a cropped satin top (jaz remembered picking out for her the last time they went shopping), distressed jeans that hugged her curves, grunge high heels, and a light pink lip.

Max  wore a blue velvet bralet, that was set with a choker, high waist knee ripped jeans, a denim jacket that said something about peaches. white platform sandals, and a dark red matte lip.

jasmine was shocked to say the least. the group was never dressed up and looking delicious at the same time; but great minds must think alike.

“it was my car in the accident, and these two were in it, don’t you think we should come as a whole?” Jae said.

Max looked at her with puppy dog eyes, and lily was smiling and saying please. both of them knew Jasmine couldn’t resist it. she gave in as soon as she saw their faces.

There nerves didn’t settle as they arrived to the bighit building. their eyes all met when they saw the pictures of bangtan outside the building.

It was amazing enough to be in the same building they worked in.

The girls exited the car, and were escorted into the building.

Jaz held onto Lily’s hand for dear life, as they followed sejin to a meeting room.

they  waited for at least an hour in the huge room. they settled their nerves with games of 8ball with each other.

After losing 3 games in a row to Lily, Jaz slid her phone across the table.

“fuck that.” she pouted.

She heard someone clearing their throat behind her. the other girls stood up and as she looked behind her she quickly did the same.

Bang pdnim walked in casually with a big smile across his face, followed by three serious men in suits.

Jaz adored the CEO, her heart lit up at the site.

He treated bangtan well and was a dork, he was like a dad.

he stood in the front of the room.

“You must be jasmine.” he said as the three men laid out some papers.

she nodded slowly, “Yes sir.” she said.

“That means you took this picture,” one of the men started, holding up a picture, showing the back of the van she had an accident with. it was enlarged, showing an incredible shot of someone changing in the  back.

“is that Tae??” Max blurted out,

one of the men glared at her, causing her to coward back, prompting both Lily and Jae to snap threatening looks at the man., he backed off instantly.

“Do you know we can sue you for taking this type of picture and sending it to the company. What if it gets leaked. You’re in bi-” the last man started, but pdnim cut him off.

“calm down. It doesn’t have to go that far,” he started, “did you mean to take a picture like this?”

Jaz shook her head as quickly as possible.

“I’m a Bangtan fan, sir i’d never invade his privacy like that.” she said, sort of quickly, but sincerely. “I was only trying to get pictures of the back of the car as it drove away.” she added on.

Pdnim looked at her in shock, “You got such a clear shot while the car was moving??”

she nodded slowly.

Pdnim whispered into the ears of the men and they all left the room.

“jasmine, you said you were fans of my boys right?” he asked.

Jaz nodded as quickly as possible.

“We all are.” she said.

“Would you like to meet the boys?” Pdnim asked, looking at them.

their eyes met in excitement.

“That would be amazing!” Lily said.

“Then, I’d like to offer you a job as their photographer.” he said.

The girls stared at each other. unsure what to say. they all were speechless.

Even more to their shock the men came back and laid contracts in front of each of the girls.

“Jasmine. Your contract is a sub contract. meaning you will be your own company. we will pay you for your work and you may pay the other girls what you please for assisting you,” one of the men spoke, “the other girls have confidentiality contracts. if you meet the boys you must not talk about them to other people.”

Each girl read over what was in front of them and without hesitation signed.

“Would you like to meet the boys now?” pdnim asked with a huge smile.

They were lead to a studio room, they witnessed the boys practicing to a song they’d never heard before.

Jazmine felt tears swelling up.

The room smelled like sweaty boys but the girls breathed in the scent anyways. (nasties)

“boys take a break i want you to meet these girls.” pdnim said. the boys quickly  stopped their movements happy for the much needed break.

Namjoon glanced over at the girls and that’s when he saw her.

it wasn’t the first time they had met, not even the second. But each time he saw her he was more struck by her beauty.

He felt his heart, they made eye contact for just a moment when she looked away, surprised by the boys who surrounded them.

Joon couldn’t concentrate fully on what his ceo was explaining; but he caught something about photos and being welcoming.

He just kept his eyes on the girl.

The only thing that broke his gaze was the punch he got from yoongi, telling him to stop staring so hard.

Just that quickly she was walking out and they were told to get back to practicing.

Honestly he had been distracted for the remainder of their practice. But he caught the chatter of the younger three boys as they talked about how excited they were to have new photographers.

They tiredly walked into their building, tiredly trying to make their way to the dorm. the seven sweaty boys piled into the large elevator. as the doors closed, namjoon could hear a sweet voice yelling to hold the door.

Yoongi held the door, looking from his phone and in that instance he was struck again. his heart jumped as he saw her again, walking as quickly as she could with her hand filled with bags.

“Hey you’re the photographer noona, isn’t your name Jasmine!” jungkook said, trying to pronounce her name correctly.

jasmine nodded and  looked at him “Noona? we’re the same age.” she laughed. Jungkook blushed.

she quickly smiled to them but she felt nervous. then it stuck her. why were they in this building? she was too nervous to ask.

But when the elevator hit the sixth floor and everyone got off she wondered if they were here to see her or something.

“Um excuse me.” she asked namjoon in english.

Namjoon’s heart was beating out of his chest as jasmine  grabbed his arm gently.

Honestly Jaz felt the same way. she couldn’t believe she was touching him.

“Why are y'all here? did you come to see me? did you need something?” she looked up at him curiously.

Namjoon couldn’t help but chuckle at her cute expression. “No we live here. on this floor.”

he said.

Jasmine starred as she watched seokjin, yoongi, and jungkook walk into the apartment directly across from theres.

suddenly Hoseok, Jimin, and taehyung surrounded the two.

“You live here?” Tae asked.

jaz gave a gentle nod pointing over to her door.

“Yo you and your friends should come over! tonight!” hoseok starred.

Both namjoon and jaz made eye contact.

jaz was struck speechless unsure what to say. Namjoon awaited her answer. The both stared into each other’s eyes.

“what should i do?” jaz thought as the 4 boys awaited her answer, their eyes fixed on her.

she froze. Was she gonna go into bangtan’s dorm?

A/N: this is based off a wild dream i had. i hope yall enjoyed it. im surprised it got to 3k tbh i didnt feel like i wrote that much. anyways plz enjoy

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