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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.
#katniss everdeen#the hunger games trilogy#the hunger games#primrose everdeen#hunger games#batcavescolony reads the hunger games#suzanne collins#'now it seems i have become someone precious' NOW? GIRL BFFR you're their hunter girl#and this isn't negative just bffr girl#your WHOLE DISTRICT did the three finger salute that you yourself says means admiration thanks and goodbye to someone you love and on top is#old a rarely used. your WHOLE DISTRICT decided in that moment that they needed to bring back this sign of respect for YOU#...................................................................#idk why some people are thinking i mean this as negative i don't she is unreliable but its not intentional. like when Peeta heart stoped in#CF she doesn't know what Finnick is doing at first cus she doesn't know off the top of her head what cpr is. she also thinks Peeta after the#reaping is acting for the cameras. he isnt we dind out later his mom basically told him Katniss was gonna win and he would die. obviously#shes not doing it on purpose shes just for lack of better words uneducated? as in she doesn't know everything shes not omnipotent#so when Plutarch (? second games guy) shows her his mokingjay hiden watch shes like *wtf that's weird?* then the people traveling to#district 13 show her the mockingjay cookie and explains it and she then goes on the difference between his watch and their cookie#and why does eveyone act as if district 12 is as bad as the capital? they CANT help Katniss and Prim in the way you want. they cant give#them food. none of them have any! and im not putting iton Katniss but they hid they needed food so they could stay together. it sounds like#some of you are in this our world mentally of what people do after a loved one dies (brings food constantly checks on them etc) district 12#cant do that. they dont have food and they're all suffering. you cant give someone food when you have none to give. then theirs the fact#that peeta DID help. Peeta buring the bread and tossing some to her then taking a beating from his mom is a HUGE thing in the books.#he used his resources to help her like you all said someone should.#district 12 DID (rip) care about Katniss before the hunger games. why do you think she was allowed to hunt? or how her trades were good#these are the little ways 12 can shows Katniss they love her. but again Katniss doesn't see this and YES its because she had ptsd before the#hunger games as well. i swear some of you make it seem like d12 was all living a life of luxury and glaring down at Katniss.#other things that show Katniss is in hight standing with at least her people of d12 is her dad was known enough through d12 for peeta dad to#comment on his singing along with his commenting on her mom. also her mom is a healer in the community. yeah her parents arnt the top but#of d12 but they are/were definitely high staning in the Seam.
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny#I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh#@ staff do this cowards#spy has thoughts#my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track#functional website#spy's smash hits#Glock function#edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this#but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up#I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one
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STILL thinking about drunk chess actually
stupid as hell bonus:
#mcu#marvel cinematic universe#xmen#xmen movies#xmen first class#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#snap sketches#i have. an exam in three hours :} <-#anyway remind me never to color a comic again THIS WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO BE QUICK AND SILLY#i havent drawn And Colored a comic in literal months please forgive me#the only thing quick and silly was the bonus doodle vjaelkeajeklj i swear it totally slipped my mind to have the pieces somewhere#too caught up in . The Above#anyway. never doing this again !!!!!#why does chess have to be their thing im tired of drawing chess. ive drawn so much chess in my life#AND IM GOING TO DO IT AGAIN WHEN I GET THE CHACNE I HAVE ANOTHER DUMB POST OF MINE TO DRAW#im not checking this for any mistakes or whatever idc im posting this as is and thatll be that#for now. good morning JVERLKJEAKLJ im gonna sleep for an hour then prepare my brain#1k notes ill draw em snoggin nasty style or whatever
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This was too silly for me *not* to draw, can I get a uhhhhhh zombie apocalypse AU-
#submas#subway boss ingo#warden ingo#ingo#my art#left for dead#I swear you can find anything on the workshop huh#imagine being dropped into a world that invented guns and most definitely having never seen one in your life#amnesia or otherwise#oh and no Pokémon
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This week's Discord Prompt!
JJK X OHSHC
Find @cocoabell drawing here
#warning! hc dump in the tags#it just FITS SO WELLL EXCUSE ME#like satoru is such a obnoxious brat he fits tamaki so well#oh if gege was one generation younger i swear to god he'd state ooch as his inspo instead of hxh and macros#and shoko being haruhi??? same unbotherednes it just fits#geto being Mom??? AHAHHAHAHAHA#mommy and daddy present lmao#ah and haibara and nanami AAAAAAAAAA#yuji just simply fits because of sukuna#im on a rewatch with cocoabells and we're having the time of our lifes#jjk#fanart#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#shoko ieiri#geto suguru#yuji itadori#sukuna#nanami kento#yu haibara#ouran high school host club#crossover#au#IPMSSA_Tokyo5!Fanart
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No one wants an Impromptu Haircut
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I'll never not be enamoured by Taka's absolutely DERANGED concept of respectability. Being his friend would not grant immunity - if anything else; he'd be so an outright MENACE
One day Mondo is going to wake up with a buzzcut and he'll have to wrestle with the very real possibility that he'll be responsible for the death of another brother.
(inspired by Terror of the ScissorMan by Tsubamemaru Watarizora from Danganronpa Anthology Vol 2 - translation can be found here)
#Danganronpa#Kiyotaka Ishimaru#Mondo Owada#Thh#I didn't go anywhere I swear!#Life just got BUSY#I'll have a longer post soon#just tryna dust off the cobwebs#Leon Kuwata#Chihiro Fujisaki#Makoto Naegi#dangan-minicomic-ranpan#dangain/mainAU#mickules
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Omg! I will never get over the bodysuit!
You will my friend, everything fades someday
#like me#okay last one of this i swear#mostly because i will probably never be able to get it on again 😇#thanks for the sweet asks i appreciate you all and am clinging to a thread of life#like a little mouse hanging onto a twig to avoid being swept away in a river like a traumatizing Disney film#be well everyone#oh and this is so sweet but really lol everyone gets bored believe me#hope you have a great day#personal#asks
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@inthelittlewood Boss I'm SO so sorry. I know you trusted me with the footage, but it somehow got leaked..
#life series#life series spoilers#traffic smp#trafficblr#grian#I DON'T KNOW HOW IT GOD LEAKED#I SWEAR#itlw#inthelittlewood#parkour civilization#..mentioned I guess?#treebark#renchanting#seavbo#what have i done...
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take a joel i did on the magma thingy *insert thumbs up emji im too lazy to find it* WILD LIFE WILD LIFE WILD LIFE and joels
#so uhhhhhhhhh did anyone miss me? ive been busy guys but ive been abnormal bout joel swear on my life#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#life series#life smp#empires smp#hermitcraft#hermitblr#trafficblr#smallishbeans fanart#wild life smp#ive been doing great actually#ik nobody asked but why not lol#i geuss i kinda started associating likes and comments with the value of my art#which ik stupid#i fell for the trap guys#but um ive been drawng joels for myself instead of joels to pease others lol and i think thats-yea thats been nice#and i didnt have this realisation till i was rushing a big piece to post on tumblr and it took longer than i expected LOLLLL
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"feels like we could go on for forever this way.." (x)
#wooo new header for me <33#also back to skk posting i missed them sm#wanted to pratice some scenery and try a new style which simplifies my current one and focuses more on colors and painting#and i'm super happy with how it turned out i think i won#for forever fits skk so well it rly brings back the bittersweet memories of when they were once partners and each others halves#and it just feels reminiscent of days gone by and they were once so close but time and life their own decisions have torn them apart#ben platt's voice is so pretty i love this song sm i heard it for the first time again in years and was slammed by all the emotions😭😭#i was so normal abt deh when it first came out i swear#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#nakahara chuuya#chuuya nakahara#soukoku#skk#lotus draws
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it’s so crazy to me that nico’s “final attempt at getting percy to like him” is a gift/thing that has literally nothing to do with what percy as a person would’ve liked to see from nico
like nico getting him to the styx and telling him to get in is the pinnacle of nico seeing percy as a warrior or hero above all else
in hoo nico talks abt finding percy cheesy and goofy (talking abt traits other than being a hero) but above all else he will always be a hero to nico which he again shows by talking abt how strong percy is when he falls into tartarus
on the other side in tlo when annabeth is also in a kind of last ditch effort to prove herself she does exactly what shows percy that she’s literally it LMAO
she takes a dagger for him (even tho he’s like why tf wld you do that) she literally mirrors his fatal flaw back at him showing deathly and devoted loyalty like he has many times to her
and when their in tartarus and either one of them is getting beaten down they don’t talk abt fighting or winning they talk abt the future and abt living a full life (one outside of being hero’s)
i love being able to see when people will and won’t work well together even on such a small subconscious level
#i didn’t really know how to phrase whatever tf annabeth was going through in tlo but i hope it makes sense#also i swear you see this again and again with calypso and rachel#where their gifts are limiting only giving him a godly or mortal life#does that all make sense#pjo#hoo#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#heros of olympus#hoo fandom#pjo fandom#hoo text post#pjo text post#hoo/pjo#percabeth#annabeth and percy#annabeth chase and percy jackson#annabeth chase#nico di angelo#nico and percy#pernico#i want pernico to have a beautiful friendship im begging
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Oh, Charles... your memory isn't bad. It's just selective. 🥺
Saudi Arabia 2024 // Val d'Argenton 2012
#charles leclerc#max verstappen#lestappen#f1#saudi arabian gp 2024#val d'argenton 2012#i like how when he was asked on march 9 2024 what happened on march 9 2024 he's like ??? no clue sry#but when asked in 2021 about what happened in 2012 he gave a play-by-play soliloquy like it happened yesterday#i swear he KILLED me with the whole 'i will remember all my life' 🥺#GIRL HAVE SOME SHAME#*#my edit#fave
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-I don't think Frollo would look good in a suit. I mean look at him...he's too skinny-
-Is that a challenge??
-No, I just think-
-Challenge accepted.
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Bonus lol
Nah he's perfect in it. I'm his tailor 😏
#woo hoo I MISS YOU GUYS#okay sorry for my disappearance#my apology gift 🐧#I swear I still love this pathetic old man🥀#i have lots of things to do at the end of the year#I wish I could be his tailor for life.👉👈#This makes me want to burn his boring wardrobe.#frollo#the hunchback of notre dame#claude frollo#disney#judge frollo#disney art#disney villains#I am trying to cook healthy food
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"Kuina's death is ridiculous" yes! That's the point! You do realize that falling down the stairs is a way of showing Zoro how fragile human lives are, right? You are aware that the point of Kuina's character is the unfairness of the world towards women in comparison to the privileges men have, like living in itself and fulfilling their dreams, right? You know that Kuina's death is "ridiculous and dumb" because it's meant to show that even the strongest person Zoro knew could die from something so little, right? You understand that the value Zoro gives to life is fucking immense, right? Right?? You realize Zoro can't seek revenge because nobody took her away from him and now the only thing he can do is become the world's greatest swordsman to avenge her death, right? You get that Zoro's character is an atheist because he doesn't believe in anyone and he can only rely on himself when it comes to Kuina's sudden death, right? You are aware that sometimes people die in the simplest of ways and that doesn't make them weak because death doesn't discriminate, right? You know that all of these things are what make Zoro's character so interesting and important, right? Right??? You know, right?
Well, of course you fucking don't because if you knew you wouldn't be saying her death is ridiculous <3
#if i see somebody else complaining about this i am going to throw hands i swear to god#sorry i just saw a bad take in here and i couldn't stay quiet#it's the most basic thing about zoro's character why are people complaining#'his backstory is boring' well i think YOU are boring and also don't have good taste#i am a zoro defender for life and his backstory with kuina is amazing shutupshutup#stop trying to find a weird dark theory abt her death. you won't find anything. that's just it. she died.#she fell down the stairs and died and it's a great story let kuina rest in peace#one piece#roronoa zoro#shimotsuki kuina
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Hi friends. We finally made Pochita her gofundme. Any small amount helps even a buck or two. This is gonna be a long journey to help her live anything resembling a normal life again so i'm really grateful for all the support we've received at this time. if you can't donate please just send her psychic love 💗🙏 Thankyou so much 🐾
#pochita#Sorry if i have to reblog this a lot i swear im gonna try rly hard to get back to my usual blogging too#its just crazy right now life is crazy
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Instead of writing a fanfic like a normal person this oneshot turned into two separate, contextless things,
#sorry it’s how my brain works (sometimes can only see things in terms of tv scene-)#tumblr exclusive video fancy…#dcmk#my art#(quietly coughing and spluttering) OK alright I can feel the creative brain explosion slowing down. geez#coughs.#nyways. weird that there hasn’t really been a main case where poison is involved in a certain way#If I watch my own scribbled boards for too long im gonna get too embarrassed to post. Send post#Subarus hair is still infuriating by the way like take that off your normal hair is easier. The beanie is easier#you like Have to have the side corners on this haircut or it doesn’t look right#anyways. shiho ptsd moments I think she kind of gets irritated that shinichi doesn’t react the same so when he does she gets like#weirded out and vindicated and a little protective. Like woah wait. Love that you understand me rn don’t like that you feel bad I am going…#to…………. ssssssssssit here about it…………………………….. uhhhh. do you want. a rubix cube to get your mind off it#I don’t want to talk about my feelings I just want you to get it. you don’t wanna talk about your feelings either which is……………. Hmmmmmm#I like her. love of my life miyano shiho#masumi sera#conan edogawa#ai haibara#akai shuichi#let conan swear. HE SWEARS A LOT BUT LET HIM SWEAR IN ENGLISH I KNOW HE KNOWS THEM#man needs his emotional support akai family they like him#rigorous trials to being approved by the akai matriarch but everyone else likes him already and have already picked him up multiple times#and shuichi would let him swear
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