#i survived

[essiemclaren]

me being mia for months and seeing what the fuck is going on with f1

I MISSED YOU GUYS SO MUCH AND IM NOT EVEN JOKING 😔😔😔😔😔 i hope you guys still remember me or else ill go back to being mia

[tiafrye]

🌙 Crowned moon & Shining star ✨

[thescooponsof]

For my east coast girlies

[punk-o-ween]

WE DID IT YOU GUYS WE DIDNT GET EATEN BY ZOMBIES (i wish i did)

[logansargey]

Are you a brocedes shipper?

I'm a brocedes survivor

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[moonlightmiokoda]

#lovehits

I knew my heart had jumped right back to her and her alone when I was in the hospital with the ex

On the text with the side

And none of them mattered why because I had kissed my pretty girl again and nothing could ever beat that

I couldn't stop smiling

She consumed me like a plague and lit ablaze a wild fire and breathed life into. The Phoenix and burned down a life ......how incredibly fortunate

and me well I got lucky I escaped the ex that drank enough to kill ppl almost did a few times me included

I escaped someone who had no real plans or action someone cold and distant

I got to marry the beautiful girl who loves me better than I ever have been in my life

I almost unalived myself a few times

Stayed alive for the kids that was all I could see a point for

Today I am living for me because believe it or not I'm looking forward to what's next domestic violence hits but love hits too and it hits like a hurricane but what's left in its wake is the new beginning don't lose hope it gets better I promise.....

[socialbutterfly19]

Stand my ground…

[crunchchute]

forced to spend 5 minutes in the bunny suit

[yournextbimbogf]

Can we get a miguel x chubby reader smut + fluff headcannons? btw i love ur fics!

thank you so much anon ur the best actually 😢 btw im kinda like chubby reader kinda i got a pudge loll. I also got this spanish from google translate (ntm now bc i wanna blow my brains out) but it might not be accurate so uh yeah but like🧍🏽‍♀️ and look at his fangs🤤

🕷️ Miguel would definitely love your pudgy tummy. It’s so soft and squishy what’s there not to like it?

🕷️ Miguel would reassure you about your body even if your insecure about it.

“Querida, i love your belly.”

“God your thighs are soft amõr.”

“Your ass is perfect whats so wrong about it hm?”

🕷️ Miguel loves to see you ride him desperately. Pushing yourself on his cock, panting, your tits jiggling with every bounce, your belly jerk every time you push down onto him.

🕷️ Miguel loves to cuddle you and lay his head on your soft thighs. Whenever he’s stressed he just places his head onto your thighs while you play with his soft curly hair.

🕷️ Miguel is obsessed with eating your pussy. He can be on the brink of death and would still wanna eat your pussy. He love the sight of your face scrunching and twisting in pleasure as you cum again and again into his mouth.

“One more for me Princesa. I know your cunt can take more right?”

🕷️ Miguel fawns over you when you wear skirts or any shorts that hugs your ass. He gets rock hard thinking of pounding you right then and there.

“Es como si quisieras que te folle amõr.”

(Its like you want me to fuck you, love.)

“Miguel it’s hot—“

🕷️ Miguel will definitely put hickeys on your neck and inner thighs. You can never leave the house without his marks. i mean he has to prove your his someway right?

🕷️ Miguel would get jealous If you guys are anywhere and he catches any guy staring at you he will instantly pull you into a bathroom or a private place to throat fuck you.

“Parece que quieres montar un espectáculo, ¿verdad?”

¿Quieres que él me vea correrme dentro de tu garganta?”

(It sounds like you want to put on a show, right? Do you want him to see me cum inside your throat?)

🕷️ Miguel drools when you wear those cute sundresses for him, he loves to feed you different fruits. He watches you eat the fruit as you both chuckle at the juice dripping slowly down your chin.

Miguel loves you and loves you fully <33.

and like i said i did say i would tag u so here u go mh its headcannons sadly tho cause im lazy :((

@chiwhorei

[dogstomp]

Dogstomp #3224 - October 29th

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[yapzone]

my opinion on you based on your childhood favorite book series

edit: shoutout to everyone adding book series that have gotta be before my time because i have never heard of most of them!! you rock😼

dork diaries: you own like 50 empty notebooks because you were waiting for your life to be interesting enough to keep a diary

diary of a wimpy kid: you definitely also watched regular show and played rated M games when you were like 9 (or had a sibling who did). the stoner of elementary school

bearenstien bears: ex-die hard christian/catholic

i survived: during literally any school drill, you hoped the real thing would happen

fancy nancy: she annoyed you so much that you became a tomboy

captain underpants: you have adhd. like seriously this book series was the first to bring up adhd by name and explain it

the minecraft handbooks: you liked mlg memes and were arguably the coolest kid out there

raina telgemeier: you're probably reallu cool rn. like genuinely

goosebumps: you were a huge edgelord in middle school and you played at least one fnaf game

[minecraftcats]

I survived the bradley x max apocalypse of 2024

[ladyshinga]

Me: "Is there a convenient pile of hay at the bottom of the tower I can Assassin's Creed jump my way down to?" GM: "For fuck's... you know what, yes. There's hay, if you want to. Thing is, hay doesn't REALLY support humans all that well--" Me: "GOOD THING I'M AN ELF" Me: *rolls* Me: *botches* Me: