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for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal
before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"
and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"
#the truman show#sbs rambles#I keep thinking about how children on popular youtube channels should probably have laws to protect them#social workers assigned to them maybe#I dunno#they did not sign up to have their lives sold for profit#but here we are#tho#I guess none of us signed up for it#and our data is harvested more than ever#god#high-tech capitalism sucks turns out#OH WAIT because tumblr is bad at getting context sometimes#let me specify:#I am not saying that the movie The Truman Show is bad or that it normalizes this#like all good sci-fi (because it is kind of sci-fi) it's there to warn us of what the future could hold#and it did that in a very good way - it's a beautiful movie#I could see someone with a bad faith take assuming I meant that it was part of the problem#it absolutely wasn't. it didn't normalize this; we did#youtube did and social media#it's us that's the problem#or more specifically: big corporations and a lack of regulation#that's the origin of most modern problems
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now look at this
#lycaon the wolf king#tiberius the manfish#anthro#furry#comic#was not gonna shade this out but whatever#tiber took up whittling as something to occupy him in spare time. hell often leave them in places or give them to people#usually children bc theyre more likely to take something from a scary fish man#lycaon is moping bc he has issues and sucks. tiber is holding out a strange olive branch here. hey look i made you
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I am drowning There is no sign of land You are coming down with me Hand in unlovable hand
sometimes when art is hard and I can't execute an idea, I draw it with 350% more corners and it turns out kind of okay
#jamikali#jamil viper#kalim al-asim#twisted wonderland#listen i know that no children references are a dime a dozen#but i cannot overstate how much these two suck#(affectionate!!!)#i love them so so so much but i know im delusional okay#hm hm hm#art tag
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Reminder Stan is an old man born in the 40s
#gravity falls#book of bill#stanley pines#grunkle stan#dipper pines#gravity falls art#Stan treats Dipper based on some lessens and how men and boys should be#think some ppl forget that#he still loves him though#just not caught up with how you should raise children in modern times😭😭😭#‘eh let him eat the paint. I did it and I’m fine’#‘there were copious amounts of lead in that paint Stanley’#Twitter sucks a lot but there are funny memes and good artists on there so it’s got some worth#shitpost
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i love jason todd more than the next guy and love how his story has progressed. but like, willis todd was this big man who was mean, a drunk, and hit his family. if young jason saw older jason, a trained assassin with anger issues who tried to kill tim, drinks (i think?), and is built like a brick shithouse… would he not just see willis?
as a child of an alcoholic, it is my worst fear to become my parent. i hate everything related to alcohol, and i know sometimes the abused becomes the abuser and all, but would he not like hate himself? idk just a thought, cause im angsty and like making my fav characters more traumatized than they already are.
#alcohol#alcohlism#alcoholic parent#jason todd#red hood#dcu#dc comics#dc universe#batfam#batfamily#young jason todd#older jason todd#headcanon#i guess#trauma#traumatized characters#he’s so traumatized#bro is traumatized#adult children of alcoholics#i hate alcoholics#i suck at tags#that sounds like ao3#willis todd#jason peter todd#catherine todd#sheila haywood
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Mizuki and Date though like. Imagine being 8 and your parents are filthy rich and going through a bad divorce. Your mom treats you like shit, lashing out at you, hitting you, saying she wishes you were never born all because you were behaving like a child. Your dad is more comforting, but he doesn’t do anything to stop the abuse and he spends his time invested in a completely different family, a girl who you love and look up to but he loves her more than you and it fucking shows. Then your dads new friend, some fucking bachelor in his late 20s, is just like "wow you guys are the worst fucking parents ive ever seen" and next thing you know your dad is sending you off to live with him. And it’s just a massive kick in the head cuz you go from a rich lifestyle to living in some really shitty tiny ass apartment with this guy who’s clearly never been around a child in his entire life and he doesn’t know how to behave and does a really bad job of censoring himself like he has a bunch of dirty magazines that he can’t hide very well cuz it’s literally a studio apartment and also he talks to himself sometimes, it’s really weird. He doesn’t even have the slightest clue what he’s doing
And he’s the best parent you’ve ever had
Because fuck, it all really hurts. You have to cope with having never received any love from anyone, and with the fact that your parents clearly don’t want you and can’t even be bothered to send you with anyone even kinda responsible. And this guy has a scary job with crazy hours and you don’t know anything about him and neither does he. But still, he never once hits you or tells you you’re not allowed to cry. He just gives you space and doesn’t push you to feel any sort of way about him. And sometimes, he’s even kind. He makes you some stew, even though it’s a bit chunky. He lets you sleep in the bed and takes the couch for himself, even though he complains about the massive back pain he’d never trade his spot for a second. He pays attention to events at your school and gives you your favorite stuffed animal when you make good grades, even though you called it ugly. He gets worried sick when you come home with bruises and puts on a goofy voice and trains you to defend yourself and you develop some highly deadly skills and even though it’s really abnormal, he buys you a bench press so you can get stronger. There’s this distance there, and you feel really weird caring about someone who you aren’t related to, but you find yourself wishing it was meant to be like this all along, that maybe, he’s secretly your real dad and he loves you like his real daughter
And when you say "I’m back" he says "welcome home"
#aitsf#ai the somnium files#kaname date#mizuki date#THE DATES THEY ARE MY EVERYTHING AAAAAAAAA#its so funny though like imagine being such a bad parent that some loner who jerks off all the time does a better job than you#and hes literally never interacted with children before and is later revealed to have actually been an assassin#renju and shoko really just suck huh#and i dont mean to reduce date to a porno loving loser cuz nah like hes actually got so much depth going on in this situation like he cant#remember a single thing about his past he has no frame of reference for what a family is or if hes ever had one himself#which we then learn he. kinda didnt he was an orphan with no friends no name no one who came looking for him it seems#yet he still finds himself loving and caring for this girl and would literally die over and over for her to live a happy life#hes so genuinely kind and caring and deeply lonely and unsure of himself if hes doing this right#and he feels agonizing pain when hes forced to remember that he isnt mizukis real dad and that. he has nothing#but despite that he doesnt force mizuki to return these feelings because its a lot to burden a child with and shes been through enough#its like. kaname date i love youuuu please just adopt her already 🥺
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so. so.. Corrupted Rebirth is pretty cool. :3
(if u tag as ship, ur days are numbered, make sure to say goodbye to ur family before ur ass is dust.)
#looket this grumpy baby#killer make himb do a wave hehe#i been brainrotting over this fic#bby nightmare is vry cute#i usually don't like children#but noot can chill#'m only at chapter 9#trying not to get too sucked in n ignore everything i need to draw. but then i jus drew this n nothing else all day :'>#corrupted rebirth#killer sans#nightmare sans#babybones nightmare#dreamtale#undertale#undertale au#didderd art#this killer might b th only dad of a small child that i'd b into LMAO
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I got bored lol
#cecilia was so real for that tbh#she just went and cuntified child murder its unbelievable#i wholeheartedly believe adam keeps calling lawrence for help with the stupidest fucking injuries#“larry...... my dick got stuck in the toaster again......”#“what the fuck do you think i can do about that”#<<<<<goofalicousgooberfaces' idea btw. just exposing you real quick#peepaw's the world's first homophobic bisexual#tbh hes allowed to be homophobic lmao his three stupid children are gay and they all suck#saw#saw fanart#saw movies#john kramer#jigsaw#saw adam#saw lawrence#saw amanda#adam faulkner#adam stanheight#adam faulkner stanheight#lawrence gordon#amanda young#jill tuck#cecilia pederson#chainshipping#latenightsundayblues art tag
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Little bright colored outfit with a fun vest ~
(shoes from ebay like 10 years ago. everything else is thrifted)
#ootd#jfashion#fashion#fantasy fashion#mori kei#....like... adjacent... lol#no idea what style this would be lol.. makes me think of like whimsical vaguely fantasy themed childrens book character#finally posting one of my aforementioned seven million drafts of actual outfits and costumes i have finished and edited#the photos for but just never feel like posting lol..#I need to find one of those people whos like 'omg i am ADDICTED to social media ugh i wish i could get off of it#im just browsing and posting like 60 times a daaaaay!!!' and take a little magical bottle and suck some of the social media#enthusiasim out of them. for moi. In exchange they can have some of my 'literally just never in the mood to post or interact with the#outside world ever' energy. We can balance each other. huzzah and so on#Though I think maybe it's part of the general thing I've heard of like.. I can't remember if it was in reference to adhd or just some sort#of general execcutive functioning issue type of thing - but the idea that things have to be ''just right'' before you do something. like#'oh i need to do this task. but i have to wait until XYZ first' or 'oh i can do this but only if X specific condition is met' or etc#The fact that I even have to be in a Specific Mindset to post. or sometimes will delay posting on social media because like 'oh well#I'm going somewhere tomorrow. somehow this matters. i cannot spend 5 minuts posting TONIGHT. clearly it will interfere#somehow schedule wise with the doctor appointment i have 15 hours from now. yes. yes. i must wait until my appointment is over#tomorrow afternoon. THEN i shall post' or etc. etc. lol. NOT even taking into account the many days#I just genuinely and physically sick and it's not even a mental thing. I just physically dont feel like sitting at the computer lol..#ANYWAY.. trying to get back into it. trying to get a business bank account.. make a proper paypal so i can start selling sculptures again.#selling clothes and sculptures.. posting about such things then of course as one must. etc... chanting to hype up and motivate myself lol#But yes. this is my favorite outfit out of the bunch so I am posting it first I guess.. maybe others later..#Also the purple dress says its from shein. which I've heard is bad fast fashion stuff. but maybe okay since its second hand? I havent#been to the bins since like 2020 or late 2019 even. and I think stuff like shein and temu has only become poular in the past few years#but I bet if I went to the bins now I might would find a good handfull of that stuff. Probably now not much different than what you#find in a walmart or a forever 21 or actual physical stores you can go to though. I hear quality of clothing is down everywhere no matter#where you get it or whatnot. What bountiful joys unfettered capitalism and exploitation bestows upon us (<being sarcastic).#Wearing one of my favorite little vests though. I love the texture of it and the clasps on it
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Dedede at the end of revenge of the king
Day 4 of drawing random kirby shitpost for every day of October
#kirby#kots#kirby of the stars#kirby fanart#hoshi no kirby#king dedede#waddle dee#not my proudest work but also one of my proudest works somehow#i just has the vision and dedede truly is gru#and the adopted children is just Kirby idk#and instead of stealing the moon he's just stealing all the food#that cute agent from the second one is just meta knight#i started thinking about it as a joke it's almost scary how accurate it is#going back to filling up character blanks in star allies#I like to think everyone was horrified when they start realizing Kirby is a void#and dedede is the only one who's relieved#like holy fuck thank god that baby is actually an ancient god o just thought i SUCKED#I'm actually really fucking great you mean to tell me i went one on one with GOD?! that's nuts#before that Dedede just kept losing to a random child who happens to be weirdly strong#he was probably going insane#the void revelation gave Kirby existencial crisis but it gave dedede some peace of mind#out of topic but i need another dedede tour#if we get another meta knightmare before we get another dedede tour i think I'll go insane#forgotten land was the perfect opportunity for another one but hal is a COWARD#I'm also waiting for a waddle parade with bandana
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Ugh, new plan. Anyone who tries to argue that what happened to Sev in SWM wasn’t indecent assault, I’m just blocking. Because if you can’t see the problem with a child being restrained and stripped, then that’s a you problem and I hope you seek therapy.
#tw sex assault#Tw indecent assault#The amount of people who are so dismissive of this scene#I feel sorry for their friends and children#severus snape#anti james potter#harry potter universe#anti marauders fandom#pro severus snape#Vent#rant#“It wasn’t that bad” “he deserved it”#suck a cactus
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Complex feelings about copyright and Disney's appalling ethics aside, it does unsettle me how quickly people jump to make and monetize the most unnerving, depraved content imaginable about characters created for children the second it hits the public domain
#lilac rambles#lilac goes to the movies#look you don't have to defend yourselves to me i don't really care what you do#so please don't flood my inbox with all this stuff about why disney sucks and why gross stuff is good actually#im not here to fight#i get it. they suck and this feels vindicating#i just get unnerved watching people do terrible things to things created for children the second they can#maybe it's bc i don't see anyone making anything...idk...nice? and like...not freaky?#like it really feels like 'haha we're going to defile this creation bc it makes us feel good to destroy something created for families'#bc if it had just been the case with mickey id get it yknow#but people did this with sweet old pooh bear too#but maybe that's bc he's now a disney property idk#like maybe as other famous characters come into the public domain people won't do the same things#and honestly that will make me feel a lot better
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this might legitimately be the funniest i've been, ever
#the iliad#hector of troy#andromache#astyanax#scamandrius#i love the fact that all of troy really said hector sucks at naming children#anyways
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The fans: Ugh Sonic was just so preachy. I mean obviously he's supposed to be the good guy, so any uncomfortableness I feel here and any way I feel like Sonic's choices are framed as being why some other people have shitty lives is just bad writing because he is obviously supposed to be right always, but this characterization makes no sense. Isn't he right for the things he did?
Ian Flynn, using Kitsunami to say the (barely even at this point) quiet part even louder: Hey it's almost like ever since the Mr. Tinker event we've been purposely running with the critique of Sonic as being more selfish than he appears. Sonic is upholding a system of Eggman v Sonic that currently benefits him and shuts down talk of how to improve the current system because he likes his own personal enjoyment and he's attached enough to Eggman that he'd rather Eggman pretend to be a good person than be stuck in prison for life. He doesn't even quite practice what he preaches. We are trying to show that the current hero v villain system and Sonic's recklessness currently affects some people poorly and that Sonic isn't a perfect hero.
#fandom wank#sonic the hedgehog#idw sonic comics#idw sonic 2024 annual#2024 sonic annual spoilers#idw somic comic spoilers#idw sonic spoilers#idw 2024 sonic annual spoilers#i just be ramblin#god one of these days I need to commit to the sonic character essay#because you HAVE to be able to see Sonic as a multifaceted character that is surprisingly selfish and a bit self centered despite his image#as a good hero who is always right to understand what the writers for Sonic Prime and Idw Sonic are trying to do#The point is not that Sonic is secretly a bad guy or anything#the point is that we're already primed to assume that anything Sonic does is a good thing because he's a hero and protagonist of what is#considered a 'children's media'#And people who can see those moments in different games or properties times where Sonic isn't being so good as him actually not being so#good of a person are primed to explain it away as flaws of the writing or the genre at that time *because* Sonic's behavior is not said to#be bad or punished in those games#And become we're already primed to assume that Sonic is already the good guy who's making the best choices no matter what‚ it's supposed to#be shocking when the narrative takes a step back and gives a critique of this status quo by showing us the effects of it#But instead of having some sort of eye opening event or being willing to meet the narrative where it's at#99% of the people who post here got uncomfortable and just doubled down‚ saying that because these things are being pointed out and some of#Sonic's actions (that aren't even alien to the games)#are being framed in a not so good light‚ then it must not be purposeful. That it must be bad writing through and through and just bad#Sonic characterization#because for people who claim they want Sonic as a series to be deeper and more thought out they sure start to pearl clutch when they feel#like a property isn't being as shallow as the very same games they think kinda suck#anyways anyways sorry about the rant I'll get back to regularly scheduled posting after this#vent post
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hello Hypno hater i want you to tell me exactly why you despise this pokemon without mentioning pokedex entries or creepypastas or anything regarding some fetish 🎤 Go
#it's reputation on the internet fucking sucks i hate you guys#''hurrdurr it kidnaps children!!! weirdo freak pokemon!!!!!'' I fucking kill you with a large rock#not every pokedex entry is true Btw. and even if that did happen its not like it had weirdo intentions like what most people assume +#not every Hypno is gonna do that shit?#ive liked this creature before i had any access to the internet i liked it solely bc it looked silly and i had one in my SoulSilver party.#so finding out a large majority of pokemon fans hate this thing is 🧍 it makes me feel super awkward#whatever
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Everyone on this website talks about the choice to not have children to end the terrible cycle of familial abuse or whatever but I feel like nobody on here wants to talk about the more mundane and pressing reality of wanting children but being paralyzed by the understanding that bringing them into our current society inherently means traumatizing them in some small way simply because there are no good options.
Like. Dont want to put a child through public school because public school sucks, but homeschool is isolating and private school is not an option for ppl with no money. Dont want to raise a child with a forced gender but attempting to raise a child neutrally may socially isolate them or cause authorities to question your parenting methods. Don't want to raise a child in an isolated suburb where they have nowhere to travel independantly but affordable housing with ample room for families in city environments are basically nonexistent.
It can be hard not to feel judgemental of yourself for wanting to bring a child into the world at all under these conditions. Unlike with refusing to continue the "cursed bloodline" or whatever, there's just no personal pride one can take in deciding not to have kids because the world would force me to make choices that hurt them irregardless of my desires.
#and this isn't me saying i do or don't want kids but rather#these are my main worries with the possibility of having children#also i think this is a seperable issue from worrying about kids just getting hurt in the normal human way#i don't want to shield my future child from any possible negative experiences like#heartbreak and loss and things like that are very normal#but I'm talking institutional. im talking the little violences that made my actual abuse so easy to hide#and the systems that further traumatized me#the fact that id just have to put my potential child through them too just... sucks.
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