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Perpetually late as always, I have a new obsession
#starcraft#sarah kerrigan#starcraft ii#kerrigan#queen of blades#and queen of my heart#god forbid women do anything#my spicy friend really wanted me to play so i can play with her#and i finally cave in#and i have been playing for 3 days non-stop#i suck because I don't play video games#but lore is good#is she needlessly sexualized and fridged for the sake of a man? yew#do i want her to cuddle me with all those wings of hers? yes
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i have 2 confess sometimes i quite like dapg as an actual gaming channel because the sheer nonchalance and whimsy with which they approach every game they play makes me remember that actually you can play games however you want. and its okay because the point of them is to have fun and not to follow a certain set of rules that make you 'officially good'
#this is quite nice because i love video games#i am just what would generally be considered#really bad at them#so i don't like playing in front of other people#and then i see dap delete all their sims windows in front of millions of people#and i think maybe its actually okay that i suck#if i am still having a good time#thanks mr and mr games#dan and phil#dnp#phan#dipple and pipple
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trying to finish as much as i can off playstation plus before letting my subscription end and one of those things was the bioshock infinite burial at sea dlc and oh my fucking god what an absolutely atrotrious experience. incredibly somehow worse than bioshock infinite (a game i hold no affection for) and may be one of the worst video game experiences i've ever had.
#we happy few remains the single worst game i've ever played#it has quite a lead on anything else#but damn this was so much worse than i was expecting#from a gameplay perspective i hated every second of it#the worst stealth mechanics i've ever experienced in a video game#games that have no stealth mechanics and expect you do stealth do better at stealth than this does#pretty much impossible to walk more than a few steps without every enemy in the level instantly knowing exactly where you are#because you stood on the wrong kind of floor#miserable#and of course elizabeth has to be weak and much less capable of combat than any other bioshock protagonist because she's a woman obviously#from a narrative perspective it was just#there should be a specific concise term for when prequels spend all their narrative efforts to show you the origins of any important elemen#lets call it 'story by way of recognizable nouns' or 'prequel origin porn' or someone else is probably better at naming things than i am#anyway that's the narrative in burial at sea#its vapid its obvious its a foregone conclusion it fucking sucks#and like look i don't love elizabeth bioshock infinite but she deserves better than anything that happens in this dlc
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prompt: what was the worst gift you've ever received?
#this video is so funny to me in so many ways because of so many things#before phil even starts talking he's rubbing his face waiting for dan to stop yapping he's like bro this play is about you#the IMMEDIATE sass from dan when he realizes this story is about him just i got you like four don't misrepresent me like that#and again with the it's what you wanted#man is not taking any shit#DANYOUGOTMETHREELAMPS#the periodic annoyed cheek sucks from him are doing it for me too he LIKED THOSE LAMPS#phil trying to explain this to him like THREE LAMPS??? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU#dan immediately coming back with the entire timeline of how he ended up with all these lamps#(law school comin through there for a second he was debating)#man really said FUCK YOUR LAMP and phil's just trying to do damage control while dan is fuming#dan and phil#amazingphil#daniel howell#dnp games#dan and phil games#phan
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Tumblr girlies do YOU want a show that has more than 12 episodes a season? That won't get cancelled next year? That has beautiful talented queer women? That you can overanalyze to your heart's content? That will make you laugh, cry, and tear your hair out? That's problematic in many ways but still worth watching and loving? That has decades of lore and history? That has symbols and motifs and imagery and sometimes even live organ music? Then perhaps what you want isn't a fictional show at all but the violent sport of hockey.
#probably gonna be a part two to this because i found way too many text posts i wanted to use#tbh some of these did not translate well to the text post + gif format though#like how do i make a gif that explains the way that the lowest stakes games of all time (so low your star players probably don't even play)#are the ones after you've cinched a playoff spot and directly before the most stressful part of the year?#how do i make a gifset that conveys the history and the reverence and the devotion and why all of that sucks but is also great#most importantly how do i get more videos of zoe boyd#hockey#nhl#pwhl#zoe boyd#sarah nurse#megan keller#jarome iginla#patrice bergeron#david pastrnak#david krejci#nikita zadorov#bruins#pwhl boston#pwhl toronto#also idk how this post ended up being so boston heavy
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People "we want new game developping studios, tired of always seeing the same big companies !"
New studios *releases a new game but because they are still small and don't have a lot of experience yet but had no choice but release now or never since little studios don't get as much patience as big ones from execs and audience alike it's a little buggy and unfinished but still fairly playable with lots of potential and originality in its concept*
People "ew no lol look at these losers I hope they go bankrupt"
#this is about enotria because it looks like it REALLY is tryin but half of the big YouTubers all languages alike shit on it and sheep follow#also the tintin video fame released last year because it was a studio's very first game. people called it ugly and buggy and it sank#and it was a good game ! you are all playing victims ready to defend 'indies' but you really are divas who expect them to be 100%experience#sorry not all indie games have the time and budget to look perfect on the first try ESPECIALLY if they are big with realistic cgi graphics#'eeew what is this peasant food ? how dare they be poor ? I DEMAND A LUXURY DINNER NOW ! Sigh why is it always expensive scams...“#you are all spoiled. this is what you are. you don't allow them to begin somewhere you instantly want perfection#but go ahead and say you hate big corporations and support little companies. go ahead. you know who you actually suck off#rant over#video games#company#them bastards !
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["So what can you expect in the coming months?"] ["…you never know!"] ["He’s always watching me..."] ["-I saw Mister Drew the other day…was meeting with that Connor fellow, holding some papers."] ["I think they saw me looking though…"] ["Just too many secrets being cooked up in the kitchen!"] ["If I didn’t know better, I’d say there was magic there."] ["A well calculated understanding between creation-"] ["-big things are coming!"] ["-and creator."] ["Massive things!"] ["That smile…"] ["..you just learn to go with it."] ["He’s always watching me..."] ["You just watch…"] ["I’ve got a good feeling something great is going to happen…”]
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…How very interesting,such… knowledge.
{A message from Wilson Arch}
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Yoooo, guess who is having a birthday today. Me,obviously. :D
Oh, and Wilson too, I guess. If you wanna be THAT guy.
Remember when this video came out there were people who heard the voice at the end and thought the voice was either Sammy or the Ink Demon? Man, those were the days. However with all due respect, I'm glad neither case was right in the end lol.
On this day 5 years ago, "Unknown - April 14th" was posted on YouTube, which means it's been 5 damn years since we first heard from Wilson...
man, what a damn BABY MAN, am i right folks
It's interesting to think that even though it's been 5 years, we've only known who Wilson really is for 2 years now (or more appropriately, 1 year and 5 months of those 5 years). Of course, now, after BATDR was released, we know who he is and what his place is in the Bendy universe. But between April 1, 2019 and November 1, 2022, all we knew about him was that he…existed. He was someone - someone bad apparently - who sounded old and who would have some relevance in the plot of Dark Revival. And that's it. We had no name, no appearance, nothing. He was someone, but we didn't know who.
It's no wonder he was only referred to as "Unknown" by fans during these 3 and a half years.
In the end, I would say that this drawing is a mix of 2 things. The first being the result of an idea I've had for a while, which is basically making a drawing in relation to the original video/"unknown" tape, but this time with Wilson, since now we know it was recorded by him. Plus it's been 5 years since the original upload,5 years of Wilson. I think this would be the perfect time to do this.
And second, a strange kind of redux/homage/"final chapter" in this kind of "collection" of drawings I did between 2019 and 2022 all based on the idea of "the unknown weirdo from BATDR saying How Very Interesting Such Knowledge" and so on. All of them having other characters in mind in the role of the Unknown. And now, here I am, redoing this idea again, only with The Man Himself this time. The real Unknown. Now as the Known, so to speak.
Going back to what I said before, you can see this drawing as a kind of farewell to this particular idea that I've kind of repeated over the years, as I've now done it again only with Wilson this time. (Does this mean I'll never draw this concept/line of thought again? I mean, I assume so. But there's no guarantee I can't make something similar again down the line. Who knows what the future holds. We will see what happens in the next 5 years.)
But,yeah. 5 years of Such Knowledge™.
Have a good April Fools' Day.
(Also, there are still a few hours until the day ends where I live, so for me it's still April 1st, so yeah, this still counts)
#bendy and the ink machine#batim#bendy and the dark revival#batdr#wilson arch#crookedsmileart#I'm going to start headcanon that Wilson's birthday is on April Fools. It fits him 😌#yo perspective SUCKS; who created this;i'm gonna beat them until there's no more.#also;lighting is so. hard;how do you all do it#Does anyone have tips for lighting; it would be a huge help /gen#also also;drawing the audio logs was a BATTLE. It was sooo boring; why do I do this to myself#so many details and I had to do it in 7 of them; and it's because these are the DR models;which have more details;#if I had to make them based on IM models I would probably make them simpler. But I wanted to be accurate :-)))#since we are on this subject (and I'm 99% sure of this)#Did you know that the textures in the audio log models used in the final game#are different to those used in the videos published between Feb and April 2019? and a little less detailed?#I realized this when I was looking for references for the drawing#the audio logs in those videos and the audio logs in the final game are not the same thing (at least in terms of texture)#Next time you play BATDR; think about this lol /hj#in retrospect; I don't think those audio logs published at the time would really be relevant to the game's plot#and I think that in the end their purpose was (besides worldbuilding i guess) just to tease the existence of Wilson#I still think that Joey's audio was supposed to be more of a meta thing since the real JDS was actually growing during that time#in my head; that at least makes sense (referring to the last 2 tags)#anyway;happy birthday Wilson;you old bitch#ok i finally post this;now back to the HOG
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every time i see something about Arcane i so dearly want to watch it because it feels like it highly appeals to my tastes however the animation style is so migraine inducing that i physically cannot look at it for more than a few seconds.
#i love that animation is becoming more diverse and innovative! i love how hard artists work on these shows!#however i do wish i could *literally* watch it#it does suck because i don't even have epilepsy or anything. i'm fine if there's some mild strobing or flashing lights and i can usually#look away if it gets Too Much before i give myself a headache#but it also sucks that flashing & strobing effects and stuff are so common that it's barring people from seeing them#i watched the spiderverse movies which i really love but it had to be with the lights fully on and having it on a relatively small screen#i can't play most video games (which is fine. i'm not a game person and also my fingers don't work)#i can't watch movies in theaters unless i'm confident there's not going to be any flashing#99% of live music is inaccessible unless it's daylight#even a lot of newer ST stuff i can't watch if i'm having a flare up#and sometimes i'll be fine! it won't be a big deal! and other times it'll derail my whole day#and i appreciate that more movies & whatnot come with flashing warnings#but it's annoying that more and more media *needs* those warnings. especially scifi stuff#anyways sorry for complaining in the tags. i just keep seeing arcane pop up on my dash and me longingly staring at it until it hurts#my posts
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kinda fucked up that every social invitation to infodump from autistic communities feels like a lie or that it's specifically designed to exclude me from that invite. "feel free to infodump!!" gets processed in my head as "if i say anything i will be ignored or ridiculed or mocked and generally face backlash for not being autistic in the "correct" socially acceptable way therefore i am not included in this statement and will just stay silent as everyone else gets to say stuff. after all the only safe place to infodump is in my own little space", no matter how safe the space actually is. alien amongst aliens so to speak
#even in autistic communities i feel like i don't belong there. like i'm just too much or too little for everyone#(usually too much)#slightly unrelated maybe but one time i was playing this roblox sensory room game (the shitty one with stolen assets)#and i found this book in the game about a bunch of g1 mlp stuff and i was like ''oh my goodness this reminds me of the giant sundance''#like that really rare and obscure big sundance pony they made that's kinda lost media?#and i sorta infodumped about it in chat only to be met with silence as everyone else was chatting about someone's pomni outfit or something#and on god i think that was the most alone i have ever felt playing fucking roblox of all games#i know people are not obligated to respond but like. i felt completely and utterly isolated from everyone else.#it felt like i wasn't the ''correct'' kind of autistic to be included with everyone#it just pissed me off cause i'm feeling alone by being autistic. in a video game. made FOR autistic people. ffs i just can't win can i#anyway yeah i don't play that game anymore. it actually kinda sucks ass anyway like it has a lot of problems#(such as stolen assets and infantilising autistic people and restricting the AAC board to one tiny corner of the room)#(among so many other issues)#can't even feel comfortable autism'ing around other autistic people because what if i'm not doing it correctly#the autism alien metaphor is real guys 😭#autism#autistic#actually autistic#autistic things#infodumping#social difficulties
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the aftermath of having 2 terabytes of storage
#i have never had a computer this nice lmao#i'm constantly so used to automatically assuming i Can't Do Most Things bc most of the time i'm barred from Everything#either by physical skill or money or age or location#so when i got a Nice Computer my brain was like STUFF I CAN DO?????????? STUFF I CAN DO!!!!!!!!!!!!#and just. downloaded all the games i haven't been able to play bc my laptop sucks ass#the dopamine rush. lmao#i can actually play skyrim again for the first time since i was 17 😭#genuinely getting this computer has given me the exact same feeling as finally getting my wheelchair#just the fucking sheer joy of *oh my fucking god i have freedom now. i can actually DO STUFF*#seriously being able to use the wheelchair has made me so fucking happy i don't feel awful when going to the store i can actually THINK#bc i dont have brain fog from having to focus all of my energy on staying upright#and the computer is giving me the same feeling of freedom like. i can actually DO STUFF with my computer and not worry about it crashing#i can record video now!!!! I COULD START STREAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i can actually learn to code because the coding programs will run!!!!!! i can start making datapacks!!!!!!!!!!!!!#can PLAY THE GAMES I'VE BOUGHT OVER THE YEARS FINALLY#FUCKING THANK YOU STEAM FOR LETTING ME KEEP THESE GAMES UNTIL I CAN ACTUALLY PLAY THEM#INSTEAD OF BEING A SHITASS STREAMING SERVICE THAT TAKES AWAY YOUR PRODUCT *AND* MONEY WHENEVER THEY FEEL LIKE IT#like i bought assassins creed odyssey the year it came out and i've never even been able to OPEN it on any of my old computers#i bought Jusant recently because it looks very pretty but the game wouldn't let me download it on my laptop bc the graphics card was shit#i have a bunch of games that I've just hoarded on my steam account for years and now i can finally play them#i can get back to subnautica too!!!! and finally finish out we happy few!!!#anyway im gonna go continue to be insane about this machine i love computers theyre so fun
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oh so this game is meant to be started right after waking up from a nap while you really don't want to be awake, cool. perfect for right this moment.
#i'm probably not getting very far today because people are near me but#i realized!!! it's easter weekend next week!#meaning that i have shorter work days this week!#because i get paid for all 8 hours on friday for good friday! meaning i don't have to do 9 hour days mon-thurs#(i usually do 9 hour days bc then i leave at noon on friday and it's still 40 hours then. yes it sucks but also is nice at the same time)#so maybe. maybe i can do something other than be dead after work. and play a bit of video game#*new creative post tag here*
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#in tags cos I'm not tryna start disk horse I just feel like ranting a bit about it cos it annoys me ahsmdhsbsgd#i'm tired of the prevalent attitude in a lot of RPG video game fandoms that men VAs suck and deserve to be ridiculed for no reason ahrbdgdgd#like it's been going on for so many years i'm tired i'm over it i'm done#having a preference for the female VAs and character options is fine lord knows i prefer to play them myself#but like mark meer??? gavin drea??? aren't bad actors???#it's a different performance and interpretation but like they're at worst FINE (but also actually good)#even in games where i have a very big preference for the female VA (ac odyssey and valhalla) the guy is still good???#i'm not big into alexios or meivor but i think their performances as deimos and odin respectively are brilliant for those stories#(and that's really a flaw in the fact they were not supposed to be main character options originally and were rewritten for that)#(so it's not on the VAs but ubisoft being dumbasses who fear making a woman the sole protagonist)#ANYWAY i know it's not that serious but it's so weird seeing people in tags on a certain post being so... nasty#about people they don't know and who afiak have been nothing but kind and appreciative of their fandoms#thank fuck honestly that bg3 doesn't have full voiced Tavs/Durges cos i know people would be freaks about the guys there too#also in games as big as these massive RPGs it's rarely just one voice director for the whole project#so a lot of the times a big reason these voice performances are very different is they're likely being directed by different people#sometimes different directors for different scenes so like. there's a lot of things that can change from page to performance because of that
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The problem with AI art is NOT "now people will be able to make art without working for it!" The problem with AI art is that it steals parts of other people's art. But if AI art actually allowed people to create whatever original image is in their mind without stealing and making it so people don't have to spend hours every day of their entire lives honing a craft just to have some semblance of creative ability, that would be a good thing!
#humans suck so much shit and i will never forgive god for making us so inept#like the fact that to be even slightly good at something you have to do repetitive tedious shit for like 10000000 hours#for literally your entire life and if you don't do that thing for like a week you lose all previous ability#and then you can only be proficient at like one thing at a time because of the life-long time sink#it makes me so fucking mad#and all this just to be able to express yourself#like if there was a video game with that grind-to-ability ratio literally no one would play it#so anything that circumvents that is like fighting god and is good#this all probably made no sense
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Disregard previous tags about not being able to play Baldur's Gate 3 until the 12th, my husband treats gift giving dates more as suggestions so he got it for me today. 🥰 I decided I'd limit myself to 2 hours a day because I have serious issues with time management, so.... 2h45 minutes in I'm really enjoying it. >_>
#i made a tiefling bard based on an NPC i made for my kids' game#i don't often play video games because the coordination requirement AVE immediacy stress me out#but this one gives me time to think things through which is good!#his dice rolls suck so bad though ❤️#baldur's gate 3
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new spongebob game . aggressively OK
edit: more i play the more it's growing on me ... hmm ...... may bump it to Actually Pretty Good. i stand by the tags tho
#feels a lot like bfbb:rehydrated and like. well of course it does. which is fine and all i just didn't like rehydrated#it just felt so different from the original game. its probably like Objectively Better but i hate change#also has some of the same bugs that rehydrated did when it came out like the camera randomly uninverting itself#which isn't a problem for like 90% of people who play video games because you don't play with inverted camera anyways#but i do. BECAUSE of the original bfbb (and also sa2b) on gamecube#i do like some of the new movement like the distance kick thing and gliding#bring back the rolling mechanic from rotfd COWARDS#an OBJECTIVELY BAD GAME. been playing it again recently. it fucking sucks. but the rolling rules#this has been my 'i have extensive experience with and strong opinions on spongebob games' hour
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Once I stop being a depressed sack of shit I'll be fucking unstoppable
#sunny speaks#i have so many ideas bouncing around in my head#that i can't see to completion because my brain hates me#and doesn't want to work#brain fog fucking sucks#adhd doesn't help me either tbh#i swear i seem so much stupider than i already am#because#as previously stated#my brain doesn't want to fucking work#and i wanna draw#but i have no drive to#and despite having inspiration#and fandoms i wanna make fanart for#i just Can't Do It#idk i don't even have the energy to game anymore#which is like#how depressed do you have to be#that you can't even play fucking video games#man this shit sucks#i need to see a psychologist fr#vent
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