#i still think it's funny

[a-hazbin-reader]

HEAR ME OUT (i love him)

Just Alastor:

[pangolinheart]

I've always genuinely loved how aggressively shitty the inn rooms in Ishgard are compared to any other inn in the game.

[roguelibrarian]

Maul: To open a Sith holocron, you must be a Sith or think like one.

also Maul: I'm sure this Jedi holocron will open if I just yell at it loud enough.

[bettykeeldar]

"Is dbda an angst series?" well my dude the main ship is literally called paynland do I need to say anything else or...

[d4rk-x-w0lf-17]

wind and time when they find out that they stabbed ganon in the head with the master sword

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Steph, joking about her past relationship with Tim and her current relationship with Cass: Don't worry, old man. Some way or another, I'm gonna get that Wayne money 😉😋

Bruce, thinking about the secret college fund and multiple other trusts funds he's already set up in Stephanie's name, alongside the most recent changes he's made to his will: Hn. 😑

[sleeplower]

Robbie is 0 because the only 1 he needs is Sportacus

[underscoredau]

[frogmanfae]

Race: you like Davey

Jack: yeah of course he's a great guy

Race: no

Race: you LIKE Davey

Race: like you're full on in love with the guy

Jack: what? No! I was in love with Katherine like a year ago

Race: so?

Jack: SO I can't like dudes, I like girls

Race: you're obviously bisexual

Jack: what?

Race: bisexual. You like both?

Jack: holy shit I can do that?? Thats an option???

Race: duh? You didn't know that was possible??

Jack: no????

Race: where the hell have you been your whole life??

Jack: uh, the closet apparently.

[toastedjeans]

Medieval robots be upon ye

Shading's too harsh on some points but I'm too lazy to fix it i spent enough time on this already

Don't tag as siblings please thanks

[valentinsylve]

Every few weeks we have the S4 Hannibal noises and anyone who's been a fan of the show for more than (looks at self) two and a half years just makes the Time Knife meme in their head.

[thorinsbeard]

Yesterday's retail hell story: (But not hell more funny) Working self checkout like normal and my coworker was busy so she told me to bring a couple down to self checkout. I told the lady I would help her/scan her items FOR her. "Oh no I want a human to serve me." Me :..... ....... (Am I a robot because I work at self checkout? ) Also had a guy really angrily slam water down because my coworker couldn't serve him through the till. Like SMACK. If it had been the young girls they would have gotten upset but I've been here a looong time and was just like "ooooh he angry."

[flutter-of-pages]

that time in middle school when I was having surgery and the doctor let me pick the music so I asked for classical. he asked me what instrument I played because he thought I must be a band kid with that request. I had to tell him no, I'm not a band kid. I just grew up on little einsteins 🫣

[twistedwonderlandshenanigans]

Funny Cater x Vizzie moment

I think it's funny and I wanted to try sketching it, but I'm still throwing it under the cut This happens shortly after Riddle's OB and she's decided maybe technology won't kill her if she touches it /hj

I had fun making this, but it wasn't how it originally went in my head Lmao, this is good enough though

[heartofspells]

Hiya!

What does the tag "post in the toast" mean? I've seen you use it lately and I'm a bit confused

It's honestly very dumb, please don't judge me. But I needed/wanted a better tag to keep track of all asks so that I could find them easier if I ever needed, which is what this is. As for why it's "post in the toast"...well, I may have been sleep-deprived (i'm always sleep-deprived) and thinking about how at Hogwarts, owls frequently drop post into the students' breakfast. It rhymed and I thought it was funny. That's literally the story.

[ingo-ingoing-ingone]

Im drunk on sleep deprivation and your url made me laugh

Ha I'm glad it did!

I made this URL at 6 in the morning after also being sleep deprived so *shakes your hand*