#i still think bowstaff is a cute name for them

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me flirting w every ramattra in all my matches

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Game of Thrones Season 8 Episode 2 reaction/opinions spoiler warning

Okay Dany I get your mad but you know your father was crazy! We need all the men we can get.

I get Tyrion was a dumbass lately but damn...

OMG "THE THINGS WE DO FOR LOVE" SLAY BRAN

Lady Brianne is awesome and I love her for defending him.

Sansa respecting and trusting Brianne is amazing amd I'm here for it.

I thought Greyworm would stab Jaime for a moment.

Jon avoiding Dany is like...oof...

Dany you are being way too harsh to my fav dwarf

Gendry and Ayra flirting amd arguing is my jam.

She is side eyeing him so hard like Gendry don't play dumb

Arya you badass I think you made G piss himself by throwing those knives I love you

Omg Bran and Jaime are so awkward

But Brans always awkward

Wow Bran you are so dark there will be an afterwards

I think Tyrion is starting to understamd Danys going mad

Tyrion dishing the tea to Jaime like bish don't lie

Throwback to season 1 y'all "with a girls mouth around my cock"

Jamie looks so proud of Podrick

Bri looks so pissed off at the awkwardness between her and her boo

Such sexual tension

Dany looks so sane around Jorah I love her like this

God Damn Jorah is Stillllll in love with Dany!

We get the awesome Sansa and Dany friendship for all of 3 seconds and I loved it

But Sansa's dishing out the tea

"Someone Taller" lol

THAT THEON AND SANSA HUG!!!!

I never thought I would ship them till now

That little girl wanting to fight is the best thing

Gilly is amazing in this

Please give Ser Davos a daughter

Samwell making awesome speeches is my jam

Aww Stark Siblings wanting to protect their baby brother

At least Tyrion should survive

Aww John and Tormond

And... Jon is still avoiding Dany

Tyrion and Bran talking was great and should happen more

Aww Missandi is so sad the norths avoiding her :(

Please let Missandi and Greyworm go to Naath and see the beaches

GOAST CAMEO!!!!!!

Last of the Night Watch brothers... And promising to burn who dies... Fucks sake this is Sad

Finally Sam takes credit for everyone forgetting that he killed the first Wite

Lanister brothers reminising over old times before they die is the calm before the storm

Omg Brianne is acting like Pods mom it's so cute

Jaime, Brianne and Tormond all realizing that they are in a love triangle is 😯

That story though what the fuck Tormond

ARYA AND SANDOR!!!!

Sandor saying the fought for Ayra like 💕💕

Arya not sticking around old shits is queen

Omg she's working with a bowstaff again!!!

Aryas face when she found out G is a Baratheon basterd 😯

Asking how many girls Gendry fucked like wow

Aww she's asking him to do her this is so cute

The way he says her name

OH MY GOD WE ARE FINALLY GETTING GENDRYA

Aryas 18 in this right?

Who cares Maises 21 so it's legal

Don't stress Gendry I'd bottom for Arya Stark too

Aww Tyrions being optimistic

Pod being like Fuck you want to be a knight

She's FINALLY going to become a knight!!!!

So much sexual tension

She has tears in her eyes oh fuck

Podricks like go mom

Fuck I'm crying

SER BRIENNE OF TARTH Y'ALL!!!!

Lyanna Mormont is still a badass I see

Please dear god don't let her be killed

Aww Jorahs getting his sword

Holy shit Podrick can sing good

Sansa and Theon are endgame

So are Arya and Gendry

And Missandi and Greyworm

Dany is finally being told the truth!

OKAY DO DANY FINDS OUT AND SHE DOESNT REJOICE THAT SHE HAS FAMILY, SHE DOESNT BE HAPPY THAT HER BROTHER WAS GOOD, DOESN'T SAY "OH FUCK I FUCK MY NEPHEW"! NO SHE WORRIED ABOUT THAT GOD DAMNED IRON THRONE.

Ygritte would have been reasonable.

Jesus you can't leave us here!

So sparknotes of this list:

Dany should be better to Tyrion

I wish we could get a Sansa/Dany friendship

Bran still makes everyone feel awkward around him but his fam loves him anyway

SANSA AND THEON!!!

Please give Ser Davos all the orphan girls after the war to adopt.

Missandi and Greyworm should die old on a beach in Naath

Arya and Sandor finally got somewhat of a proper scene

HOLY SHIT GENDRYA IS REAL YAY

SER BRIENNE OF FUCKING TARTH Y'ALL FINALLY

Shit Podrick has a massive cock and can sing wow my dream man

Ygritte was better.

All of our favorite characters will die next week.

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Tarot Meme: Vel - The Star; Akira - The Hanged Man; Lowell - Strength; Andralena - The Chariot; Kaladin - The World or Justice; Wax - The Hierophant; Navani - Death; Gwaine - The Sun

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VELKYN

The Star: If your muse had one wish, what would it be?

Vel has never really been the sort of person to wish for things. He’s more of a ‘take what you can get, roll with the punches’ sort of person, despite his pessimistic attitude. If pressed, he’d probably say that it’d be nice to say he’d wish to be a better person or something like that, but while it would be nice, it wouldn’t be true. At all. If he wished for anything, it would be for power. Not political power or anything, more along the lines of power enough to destroy anyone he wished to destroy. No matter how important they think they are or how strong they might be.

While he takes no issue in killing almost anyone who becomes his target, he does have a personal sense of justice deep deep down, although it’s more akin to vengeance, not only for himself, but for those who can’t exact vengeance on their own. Seeing people prey on the weak and defenseless has...an effect on him. It reminds him of himself before he became what he is now and he isn’t able to detach himself enough to just ignore it when he sees it happening.

So if he wished for anything, it would be for the power to fucking demolish the real monsters of the world and he’d be fully aware that one day, that would mean destroying himself as well.

AKIRA

The Hanged Man: Name a bad habit your muse can't give up.

Akira never fucking sleeps. Ever. He tires himself out so much that eventually he just drops. He’ll stay up until sunrise sometimes, running on nothing but coffee, energy drinks or sheer willpower. Once, he spent the night doing pull-ups from the rafters and ended up falling asleep curled up on the floor.

The only time he goes right to sleep is after a day in Mementos or a Palace and that’s only because Morgana won’t stop pestering him to go to bed. If left to his own devices, he finds something to do in place of sleep and soon loses track of time until he can’t even keep his eyes open anymore. The worst case of insomnia ever.

He’s also that friend who texts the others random shit at 4 in the morning like. ‘Ryuji do you think knives have feelings’, ‘draw me like one of your french girls Yusuke’ and ‘Ann how do you get your hair to do that whole curly without being a complete embarrassment thing because mine just gets worse every day’

Not a cool dude at all 0/10 Joker is a complete fucking nerd (BUT ALSO 100/10 MY CUTE CRIME-SON)

LOWELL

Strength: Name a time when your muse had to be strong in the face of danger or trouble.

Honestly, though he may not seem like it on the surface, Lowell has a lot of courage and strength. It takes an incredibly strong will to handle Soulwalking in any capacity, otherwise, the walker risks losing their mind. Apart from that, he’s in nearly constant danger from his own older brother, though that danger is far less obvious, and his constant traveling makes him an easy target for those who would like to harm the Ethleseeri royal family.

However, one of the first times was when he was around 13 years old. He had accompanied Ignace and Reinault, his older brothers, to the mountainous snowy region of Norvang, to meet with their chief in regards to an alliance between their societies. Ever since their father had fallen ill, the two oldest Ashwind boys had taken care of everything that required travel. Lowell had never been invited to join them before so he jumped at the opportunity, though looking back, it was suspicious how easily Reinault relented.

The trip was going smoothly at first. While Lowell was very interested in the peace talks and getting to know the people better, children were not allowed in the tribe’s council hall. He had to remain out in the snow, much to his frustration. However, luckily for him, the chief had two children of his own. His son, a few years older than Lowell, was almost ready for his hunt, a ceremony that proclaimed when a child was ready to become an adult but had not done it yet, and the chief’s daughter was only ten years old at the time, so the three of them were left sitting out in the cold while their families held council. There were snowball fights, new friendships and everything seemed to be turning out for the best.

Until there was a raid on the village. Among the Norvangian tribes, there are some which resent the chief’s rule and are in a constant state of conflict with other settlements. The enemy warriors descended fast and before Lowell understood what was happening, the chief’s son had grabbed a hatchet and was fending them off the best he could, ordering Lowell to protect his sister while he guarded the council hall. Lowell took the girl’s hand and ran through the snow the best he could, but the half-giant warriors of Norvang caught up with him easily. The raiders told him, in their guttural language which he had only just begun to study that he could either ‘stand aside or die’.

It was then that he had to make a decision. Did he put himself in harm’s way to protect the chief’s daughter? Or did he save his own life?

He did not move. He grabbed a fallen tree branch from the snow-covered ground and held it like he had seen his tutor, Vega, hold his bowstaff in the training gardens. It was a pathetic attempt to look threatening but he managed to hold off the attacker for the next ten seconds, giving the Norvangian chief and his son the time they needed to arrive, armed and out for blood. The attack was repelled and the Ashwinds departed from Norvang with the chief’s promise of aid whenever it was needed, offered as repayment for defending his daughter.

ANDRALENA

The Chariot: If your muse ruled the world, what would they change first?

Depending on the world, it could be a number of things. In her main verse / Dragon Age verse, it would be to abolish the stigma surrounding magic. No magic, even blood magic, is evil unless the wielder is and magical crimes should be judged the same as nonmagical crimes. Simply using a type of magic, in general, should not be considered criminal and certainly not punishable by cruelty or death. The circles would not be completely disbanded, but she would make the voluntary. Only mages who feel that they need to be in a circle will be put in them, and the chantry would no longer have control of the circles. They would be run by other mages who are capable of teaching and guiding instead of frightening and controlling.

In her Stormlight verse, she’d likely make it so that female warriors were more widely accepted. Not really changing a law or anything, but giving more opportunity to women like her. At least then someone would tell her where the damned sparring grounds are holy shit

KALADIN

The World: What has been your muse's greatest success?

This is a complicated one, considering many of his greatest failures stemmed from what he had once considered great successes. Currently, though, it would be protecting and teaching Bridge Four. He took an unruly, downtrodden group of men with no hope, facing certain death, and turned them into a family. A family that would soon become the royal guard, defying all the expectations working against them. This time, he’s really managed to change something. Managed to make it better. He’s raised these men up after the world knocked them as far down as possible. He’s still terrified that something will happen and he’ll lose everything, but for now, he can be proud of his men.

He considers them his greatest success. They deserve no less than that.

WAX

The Hierophant: What is one rule or law your muse would never break?

I mean, there are quite a few laws he wouldn’t break but not as many as you’d imagine? Considering he’s. Supposed to be a law keeper. Gunfighting is cool, trespassing is cool, destruction of property is cool...The list of things he won’t do is much shorter than the list of things he would do.

Any and all sex crimes are a resounding no, he would absolutely never do something like that, and so is theft...usually? Unless he really needs something and it’s like. Life or death. or imperative to crime solving. Also, he would never consider harming a child or killing someone for anything other than work or upholding the law. He’s not squeamish about killing, but there’s a difference between bounty hunting/justice and murder.

NAVANI

Death: If your muse had to change something about themselves, what would they change?

She would like to be more capable of understanding emotionally driven people. She sees value in logical thinking and likes that part of herself, but she would like to be able to better understand her son and people like him. Like any good mother, she doesn’t enjoy having such distance between herself and her child, but she doesn’t have the tools to understand Elhokar, much less be of any help to him. Jasnah she can handle, and even agree with in some aspects, but Elhokar...she’s at a loss and feels that her attempts to help will do nothing but frustrate the both of them.

GWAINE

The Sun: What was the happiest moment of your muse's life?

First off, this tarot is so appropriate for my boy, what a ray of sunshine.

At the risk of sounding sappy, making friends with Merlin was a very important happy moment for him. Of course, it was sandwiched in there with danger and difficulty, but it was still a very happy occasion. At that point, he had been wandering alone for so long, without family or friends or purpose; not that he’d admit to being lonely, and he probably didn’t realize just how lonely he was until realizing ‘oh. This is friendship. I’m not alone.’ There are people everywhere he goes, and he tends to get on well with them, but Merlin is the first he can actually trust and relate to and that makes him so happy, just to have that bond that he didn’t realize he’d been missing between the taverns and the brawls.

That’s also why leaving was more difficult than it had been before. Because for once, he actually had a reason to want to stay. And then once Merlin found him for another ‘let’s save Arthur’ quest, he jumped right on board because being around Merlin makes him happy even if they’re facing possible death. Fuck it, right? That’s what friends do!