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Hey shmoopie lately I’ve been obsessing about movie HC’s of Miguel so can you do Phantom of the opera (from the other commission, I forgot if I made it or not) and The boy pls pls pls and make it all smut so for The phantom of the opera make it so that the specific scene is when the phantom let Christines fiancé go what if he didn’t let Christine( in this situation, the reader) go and just like kept her there and did Intercourse or sum and for the boy what if like once the dude came out of the walls instead of tryna murder the babysitter he like did a tiny bit if fornication yk TEHE PLS PLS PLS DO THIS BUT LIEK ITS OPTIONAL I JUST WANT TO KNOW WETHER OR NOT YOU WILL C:
hey pookie
okay I'll be honest i've NEVER seen phantom of the opera *record freezing, people gasp, glass breaks, and I gulp* BUT I PLAN ON TO OKAY?? PLEASE PUT THE PITCHFORKS DOWN!!
I'll come up with something for sure on Phantom of the Opera, like Miguel finds reader too pretty and too lovely to go and she's like "fuck, I wanna be with him too" and they're together <3 fluff and smut? sign be the FUCK UP!!
and the boy? I've seen it.
GOD MIGUEL BURSTING THROUGH THE WALLS WITH A BROKEN PORCELAIN MASK SOUNDS SAUUUR YUMMYYYYYYYYY
reader gonna go "GODDAMN!! AWOOO" and drop to her knees and go "GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULP GULPGULPGULPGULP-"
*i get hit over the head with a baseball bat to kill the hornee*
huh? what? where am I??
ahaha but yes I'll do them
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Charles discovering Mephiskapheles and immediately showing Edwin ‘The Bumble Bee Tuna Song’ just to watch the absolute horror on his face as the song plays.
#Edwin: Bumble Bee tuna? That’s not an actual food product#is it?#Charles: Nah mate its just a brand#Edwin: So is this a promotional song then?#Charles: Sort of#Edwin: This is… not what I expected#Charles: I know!#Edwin: What is he saying? Is that even English? Is he barking???#Charles: Yep!#Edwin: This song should have ended thirty seconds ago#Charles: It’s the song that never ends mate#Edwin: You’re surely joking#Charles: …#Edwin: You’re joking right?? Charles??#*The song starts to fade out*#Edwin: Oh thank god#Charles is on the floor laughing as Edwin despairs the state of music#dbda#dead boy detectives#Charles Rowland#edwin payne
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#only if you want to of course !!!!!! 🥀💌☺️!#leg.txt#leg.about#my campaign that shimmering is a a*rlathan you dancing with the wolf while a diss track of him plays starts noww#(i don’t have a fic planned maybe maybe about this there isnt a scene like this that i have in mind thats sillyy)#speaking of ITS DRAGON GAME FALL BESTIES and that means that all of the songs pertain to a dragon game clown or two 🥀🤡🥰 <3!!!!#california if you altered to missing seasons in lothering + come get me out of hightown it will make you crazy 🥀😖💀😵💫 !!!!! <3#thats helaenas song now 🥀��🤧!!#daffodil and imago are soooo irulanne coded its like they were written for her my GOD !!#like irulanne as a character and wee bits of lucanne here and there are captured so well 🥀🥰 <3#and speaking of songs that were written for clowns loud bark was written about lhysa actually (joking) djdhgcgx ITS JUST SO HER !!!!!!#loud bark just GETS lhysa to the letter i cant wait to yell about her and all of the clowns more oh my godd#rattling the bars of my enclosure i am STOKED#a wee tardy so if you have done this already please feel free to pass on this!!!!! 🥀🥰#lhysa is such a special oc to me she’s been a part of me since i want to say?? 2015/2016???? SHES THE BABY OF ALL TIME and i just adore her#and can’t wait to yell about this worldstate and the rooks and the a*rlathan prequel peace dragon game i missed youu 🥀🤧#*piece#moots and besties as always if you read this im baking you cookies ty tyy for listening to me yell 🥀😭🥺💌🥹 !!!!#okie dokie back to replaying dragon game 2 (i may not need to anymore buut we remain committed anything for fenlaena 🥀😤 <3!!)#i will catch up tag games at a reasonable hour onee day 🥀🥴💀<3
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Back at it again with my delusions
#genshin impact#arledrone#arlecchino#sandrone#so rumors are spreading that arlecchino and sandrone are gonna be fontaine's harbingers and I have never felt so hyped in my life fr#when i first thought abt arledrone it was more of a silly goofy joke a laugh a giggle a chortle cause I knew DAMN well that like#It was incredibly unlikely that we'd get much about them together other than maybe corresponding voicelines abt eachother#but you're telling me they're gonna be TOGETHER in FRANCE on a DATE????? im climbing up a tree and chewing on bark as we speak#there may also be a smidgen of a chance mhy will pull an eisr and against all odds they somehow never actually talk to eachother#or its a different combination of harbingers heading to fontaine#and if that happens my joker arc will start fr this time#unless its arle x bina in france#then maybe ill forgive their sins. Just by a smidge
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i know im a dog bc i see people treat dogs the exact same way people have always treated me: without respect or autonomy and setting them up to fail no matter what
#obviously not all dog owners#just most of them#every time i see a dog thats having its body launguage ignored and how thats seen as a funny joke i start crying#bc like.. yeah same#which is why i treat my reactive dog exactly how i would want to be treated#and guess what her reactivity has gotten worlds better#bug barks#alterhuman#therian#dogkin#otherkin
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hello Pandero nation
#fire emblem engage#pandero#someone made this joke already i swear but its been in my head all day i cant stop thinking about it#when he started barking like a dog it was all over.
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You know, the more news I hear about AI art, the more I think I should just, stop posting online.
#spazzcat barks#delete later#'but Skye what about nightshade'#nightshade isnt guarenteed to work forever#and see also: if i cant be bothered to put a signature on my work#what makes you think im gonna remember to run it through a filter before posting every time?#though i suppose i should start a habit for both#i remember being on DA when theft got bad#and people would put massive ugly watermarks on their work to stop it#maybe i should go back to that#do that and at the bottom of each post link a private discord where i post the actual work to view#<- only half joking
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moria: i crave.. .the most dangerous game… . . luffy, nodding sagely: knife monopoly moria: well i was gonna hunt and kill you for sport but now i wanna know what knife monopoly is
#one piece#extanttalks#monkey d luffy#gecko moria#thriller bark#PLEASE NO SPOILERS I HAVE JUST STARTED THRILLER BARK#might. draw this later. bc it amuses me.#i know it is not in character at all but it was the first thing that came to my mind when they started talking about the Night Hunt#theyre really out here playing the most dangerous game (knife monopoly)#incorrect quotes#i am sure this is not the first time this joke has been told but it amuses me
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so normal about crowley btw. soooooo normal
#fearandhatred#joking! i see a photo of him and start barking like a dog#also my friend has finally started watching good omens thanks to me#cannot wait to see what transpires#good omens#crowley
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That scene post dressrosa where luffys sleeping off his fight and Zoro wants to wake him up so bad.... makes me think about how Zoro only rlly sleeps(not naps) 4hrs a day. so, he's up late a lot and sometimes gets a spike of energy and just gets bored and goes to luffys bed to wake him up bc he knows luffys always down to clown
#time to get analytical bc i started down a thinking about zoro rabbit hole#but anyways#i feel like zoros mediation helps him regulate his emotions (amongst other things)#meditation** and i had to fix autocorrect like 4x and it still didnt fix it smfh#and that he uses that to gain mental and emotional strength and that is a big part of his character#and hes rlly good at it#but everyone gets those moments where they cant sit still#where their nerves are on edge#and theres many instances u can see that in zoro#and usually when hes like this#hes also antsy to drink#or like during fights where he turns to nonstop joking to cope with the intense situation#or he turns to luffy for distraction or guidance (always think about when they got off the ship at thriller bark)#anyways these are the moments where you see the “imperfect” parts of zoro#the natural parts of him that are intrinsic to who he is as a person#he can regulate and cope as much as he wants but#hes still a goober that gets anxious and nervous#what i love is that he recognizes it though#how hes feeling and what makes him feel better and more at ease#he takes care of his emotions as its needed#imo#anyways he wakes Luffy up and they play night crawlers on the deck and eventually usopp hears and he joins too#and eventually robin but shes just tickling them#with her 100 arms
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stupid fucking little white dog in my neighbors window keeps acting like the bigger man…fuck him
#personal#I hate when bitches act like they’re better than me#I circled his house for like 1 min pretending to bark at him and he just Looked down at me and initially i was doing it as a joke#But then I started to get srsly mad when all he was doing was looking down At me with this fucking Yoda ass expression#From his shitty little tower
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showing diavolo old school creepypastas (particularly the really 'bad' ones) and he gets so scared that he asks to share a bed with me every night for like a week. he wont go anywhere on his own hes like a pathetic doggy.
#hey blondie do you mind standing outside diavolos window and staring creepily#in at him at 3:33am on a friday please#THEN i proceed to show him how the internet blorbo-ified them all and hes like “oh” and then is normal again#he LOVES making jeff the killer jokes.#but he doesnt like talking about killing so he just.#“im going to jeff the shaker you”. “im going to jeff the tickle you.”#I SHOW HIM THOSE CHAIN MAIL ONES ABOUT SATAN COMING TO GET YOU AND HE STARTS GETTING GENUINELY FREAKED OUT BY SATAN#“why would he do that? he wouldnt really hurt anyone would he? thats so mean”#im sorry i would absolutely get satan in on it.#“oh yeah okay.” (he sees it as a roundabout way of getting revenge on lucifer (idk how))#general barks#rowavolo#lore#scenarios
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ralph lauren, fall 2018
#GRAND TRAGEDY: aesthetics.#*starts barking* / j LMAO i'm just joking around with y'all but honestly. barton would serve SO hard in this fit#like idk if y'all can see my vision right now but the red would contrast really well with his hair i think and red + black together is just.#GAHHH i love it so much!! and now barton has to wear an outfit like this sometime bc it's just too iconic imo
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funny thing about organising my blog is that in my old posts i found someone i used to recognise from my notes all the time 5 years ago who now in current day also has a qifrey icon. we are like passing ships in the night you and i
#warrior cats to witch hat atelier pipeline confirmed? who's to say#barking#i mean i joke but god knows i could draw out a specific series of events that led me to reading wha that starts at warriors#the domino effect that thing had on my life led me to all my current interests it's not even funny
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nah I'm having the worst cptsd episode of my life lately so if you're posting judgemental patronizing nonsense horseshit about drug addiction or fetish content or what the fuck else You're getting blocked
#blair barks#stop joking about incest while we're at it#in either direction i don't fucking care shut the fuck up about people you don't know and don't really care about#that goes for addicts and sex workers and csa survivors and what the fuck ever Else acceptable target popped to mind#I'm going to start killing#also friend who just posted the thing about drug gatekeeping this wasn't about your reblog at all#i made the mistake of opening the notes
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posting this here instead of my main because it feels too self indulgent but do you see the vision
#the crop on this is soooo ....................... Whatever. idgaf cut him in half i dont like him#(said with fondness)#looking around. i'll be honest he's kind of just 'Pretty Cool' to me until i start imagining him as a nonop tbutch and then suddenly hes#one of my favs. im normal.#rot barks#not f/o posting (Hopefully.) but smiles and kicks my legs. yo u guys still like me right (joking)
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