#i sound so boring in this omg
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Ahhh im a fan of the gang (Maya, Larry, Gumshoe, Miles etc) going to Phoenix’s place like every other weekend and the intent is always to eat some food and hang but Trucy always convinces them to play some game and at first they’re like ‘uhhh love idk abt this’ but 5 minutes in everyone is super into it. For instance, Larry cried bc he got jailed in Monopoly
#i could go on and on#at some point theyre all cheering cause Trucy won but Miles is just clapping softly#so theyre like Milessss you gotta cheer too#and he gets embarassed a#and they have to teach him how to whoop whoop#alsp i think phoenix makes some MEAN toast dips#mm maybe Gumshoe teaches them some unexpectedly vintage game#like romanian Remi#omg Remi is so fun y’all it sounds boring but it gets HEATED in a HILARIOUS way#ace attorney#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#wrightworth#narumitsu#trucy wright#dick gumshoe#larry butz#maya fey
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LUFFY!!!!!!!!! I HAVE BEEN CONVERTED!!!! LUFFY BELIEVER FULL TIME!!!!! LET US WORSHIP THE SUN!!!!
#luffy deflating like a balloon..... be serious 😭😭#MOMO NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAR LUFFY!!! oh kaido going for the others now..... law could hear his voice too???#NAMI BEING THE FIRST TO STEP UP!!! CHILLS!!! THIS TIME STEPPING UP TO WITNESS THE HORRORS!!! YEAH!!!#yamato really does carry the spirit of oden straight up.... motivating his son and everything...#i feel like i am going insane... I CAN HEAR THE DRUMS!!! nami telling luffy to not die and fulfill his promise WHO ELSE HAD A PROMISE????#is this why his fruit awakened.... because nami reminded him of the promise... omg..... THE DRUMS!!! CHILLS!!!! THE SMILE!!!!! IM SO HYPE!!#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1070#i am smiling so hard rn. contagious#also the cp0 that died for this ajdja.... suffering from success....#THE BOUNCING SOUNDS!!!! THE DRUMS!!!! THE SMILE!!! SANJI JUST VOLTING AWAKE??? see the clouds over his shoulders remain.... as i was saying#you know this has me realising maybe shanks isn't all that bad and stole the fruit from the gov so they couldnt get hold of it#hiyori saying how oden kept hia promise but also how he wanted to keep the promise of opening wano for joyboy#THE KANJURO THING!!! HIYORI WATCH OUT!!! oh its gonna burn orichi by accident YEAAHHH!!!!!!! FUCK YEAHH!!!!#the animation is so fun.. luffy just junping around and shit while hia destruction power is MASSIVE#this is so!!!! kaido complaining about being bored and having fun thru fighting AND HERE COMES LUFFY WITH HIS LOONEY TOONS GOOFY FIGHT!!!!#they knocked this shit out of the park!!! also END CREDITS????!#episode 1071#momo saying kaido got fat 😭 actually kaido got pregnant <3 yamato you're going to be a big brother congrats!!!#the eyes 😭😭 damn luffy flew away and exploded... 😞😞 skipping rope with kaido omg.... everyone should go outside and see this...#we are welcoming here in the luffy believers... barto is gonna enlist hundreds of new members#law is luffy believer number 1 damn the speech he is giving kid... omg kaido bonked him ajshaksjak that was so good he needed witnesses..#nami worried abojt luffy being dead and when he appears she is just like WTF IS THAT!!!!!! HUH???!!#wait a second ooohhhh kaido is goong down too fuck yes akdjaksj momo and yamato peeking over the island jahdksk#THE DRUMS BEING HIS HEART I CANNOT GET OVER IT!!! Kaido shoukd be puking up his insides by now but alas this is so fun BOIOIOIOIOING#FIRST TIME SOMEONE ASKS LUFFY WHO HE IS AND HE DOESN'T SAY MONKEY D LUFFY FUTURE KING OF THE PIRATES. HE SAYS ITS HIM. STRAIGHT UP!!!!#NVM HE SAID IT!!!!! GOD IS THAT YOU????!!!!#episode 1072
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bob and linda are not stay at home parents or working parents but a secret Third thing
#it must have been sooo stressful when the kids were younger omg with bob and linda trying to work in the restaurant and also watching them#i dont think they mentioned going to daycare or having a babysitter so im assuming they were just in the restaurant all day#which would be cute for the first 2.5 hours and then immediately become really annoying and distracting 😭#they're lucky now that the kids are older and can mostly take care of themselves/with bob and linda keeping an eye on them#bob could have taken care of the restaurant by himself with linda watching the babies but that sounds. not fun. for either of them#and also (possibly) linda might get really bored with the babies all day and bob by himself. all day#working from home is still Working obviously but not with these kids#txt#bob's burgers
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need someone to take my phone away before i check the chappell tag again
#its free blocklist but at what cost#saw someone being like you only like her bc shes gay which is just so?#no i actually love her music but also yes its great that shes a lesbian#cant like anything gay ever without annoying ppl online being like you only like it cause its gay#shut up omg and its double annoying when its other gay people like#okay you sound like my shitty conservative relatives so if that was the goal you succeeded good job?#im bored as hell so im just pissing myself off checking tags. apparently#people are so stupid all the time
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i need to stop talking to straight people or for straight people to stop talking to me fnsdfkd
#like idk am i mean#i don't like talking about guys djksnfk#like i truly i'm so bored i can't handle it#i need my friends to stop showing me pictures of the dudes they're dating and i have to pretend they're hot#or they tell me like#they have 1 thing in common with the guy and i have to be like omg incredible !!#or that like the guy wasn't a complete asshole and i have to be like woww he sounds so dreamy#like fr tell me am i being mean? nsdkf i am not interested at all#i'm sure he's gonna end up being a jerk like they all do#and then im gonna have to be like omg yeah he was a jerk you deserve better!!#and that's just always the cycle and it never ends#like is it mean that i'm just really bored#can you just talk about it with your straight friends jdfjk#idk like im just not interested at all#sorry i had to rant djsfnds#shut up laura
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sometimes u put yr playlist on shuffle a song comes up and you have to put another song in the queue immediately as soon as it comes on bc it makes you think of that song
#this is abt aura by ghost and pals Sry everytime i hear it im like a fiddle This is just like devil went down to georgia and then i have to#put devil went down to georgia in the queue#i think its a fiddle innit.. it sounds like a fiddle but im also NOTORIOUSLY bad at telling instruments apart. <- guy who once couldnt tell#if something was a guitar or a piano i actually rly rly rly rly dont wanna get into it okay.#i guess you didnt know it but i am a fiddle player too 😏😏#sry. the other thing this post is abt is kiss me and ladies in their sensibilities sweeney. obviously those r connected#but if ladies in their sensibilities comes on by itself i quite literally couldnt be assed so everytime i have to put kiss me on instead an#add lits to the queue. bc them together is like the best song i ever heard its just that the beginning of lits is just kind of boring It#does get stuck i my head sometimes but the supreme part is the end thats Basically just a reprise of kiss me#but also theyre kind of the same song anyways at least o wowww i was just typing in tempo with the fiddle that was awesome. at least on the#2012 soundtrack aka the best one talk to the hand or dont i dont wanna hear it. well i do want to hear it it being the 2012 london cast#recording of sweeney todd starring michael ball and imelda staunton. ANYWAYS!! in that one the songs lead in to eachother#ive listened to all the other soundtracks but idr if they do that.. well ill tell u the movie doesnt bc it doesnt have kiss me. which is#just so. the johanna anthony romance doesnt rly have much substance in the first place and yr taking away like. their duet together. ok....#AND yr taking away the end part of lits? the best part of that song? whatever its fine its fine.#if anybody is curious my ranking of casts is 2012 > obc > movie > 2006 i fucking hate 2006 or 2005 or whatever i hate it sm it makes my#blood literally boil im sry. i fucking LOATHE it idk what it is well i do but this post is already 5000000 years long. idt the new one is#out fully yet... i was ok with the songs i have heard but idk where id rank it yet. i should prolly check if the full things out yet omg so#me and my lampstie (way of saying my siblings name if theres something deeply wrong with you) can listen :]
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the way my heart sank . lol
#tried to get on a call to study w my gf bc weve both been avoiding stuff we Have to do and its been making us anxious#but esp her bc shes been in this cycle for a while and shes struggling w it a lot . and i love her and i want the best for her#and all my friends r like u should push each other to do better even if its uncomfortable somewhat and i agree#so we were like. yh lets do stuff / get on our work tmrw even tho its anxiety-inducing etc...and then we got on a call#and this is the most like. bored/displeased ive ever heard her sound like she seemed extremely disinterested and even mildly irritated#and it honestly shocked me ??? so i ended the call bc i need to do work and it was making me sad#and im trying to listen to words more than tone but it was so extreme and such a sudden change that it literally wasnt good for me . im so#confused rn . like ik facing tasks youve been avoiding for months causes anxiety ik theres like a mental block around it that makes u not#want to deal w it or become irritated at ppl who suggest that you should#but omg?? it was so weird and like. when i said she was making me sad so i wanted to end the call she was like. ok 😐#which is a fair response ig but shes never responded to me that way b4...like what is this what is happening...#i want smn who encourages me to move forward and who appreciated that i want them to do the same#instead of staying stagnant and anxious for months. i talked abt this before on here and everyone collectively was like Be More Patient and#work through it w her etc etc (my friends said the exact opposite tho) and i have been Trying To but its making me feel actively . bad.#like. im Afraid.#to bring it up . and then when i finally did say yh lets do smth lets get thru this tgth she just shut down on me somehow#idk what else i can do#i will talk to her abt it later i just need to work rn. i had to get this out of my system first.#shes so sweet and wonderful and supportive usually. but when it comes to thsi topic. im rly shocked idk#i knew she felt bad abt it but i thought she agreed to move through it w me and i didnt expect her to direct it at me#like whatever i said shed give me the coldest ok 😐. like. again nothing inherently wrong w that but when contrasted w#the way she talks to me usually there IS smth wrong it . its jarring and uncomfortable and made me rly upset bc it felt like she was mad at#me for trying to help . idk#UGH whatever ill talk 2 her later i have to do this lecture itll help distract me
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It never really occurred to me that mammon is just straight up wearing jeans. Like I know he does…. But when I see them…. I get so confused….
#like ur allowed to wear JEANS in DEMON HELL as a DEMON??? it’s not ILLEGAL????? it feels…. wrong#satan wears jeans too doesnt he. skinny white boy jeans 🤝#…I mean 🤙………….#nah if anything that’s what mams wears. satan wears regular ass jeans. boring#u guys r so casual wearing jeans and t shirts in hell…… could not be me that’s for sure!!!!#omg so does asmo I think. ugly ass brown jeans#or red I think actually. I can’t remember. atrocious.#they redeemed it by giving him a cute human world outfit though#Levi and belphie the real ones for only wearing sweats. if they’ve worn jeans no they didn’t.#they can wear pants. no jeans#this makes me sound like an avid jean hater. I don’t. I wear jeans all the time. I’d wear a jean jacket on top of jeans. I’d wear a jean hat#ok that’s too far I lied on that last one. but yk
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Oh MANNNNNNNN I FORGOT HOW GOOD THIS VERSION IS, AHHHH! The fact that it's played slightly faster than the studio version makes it so much better, because "Don't Do Me Like That" phrase-wise and connotations-wise feels like it has such an urgency that you'd expect it to be said fast as it is, let alone played fast. Or maybe that's just me. But I think it works really well, mood-wise, anyway.
Also, Stan's drumming is SO GOOD ON THIS! 😍
#Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers#classic rock#music#MY JAM#sometimes I just need to listen to my favorite album of all-time on various platforms...and then I get to hear this!#not to be a boring geek but is there anything better than hearing Benmont Tench go 'DINK DINK DINK DINK' repeatedly on the piano?#he sounds like he's having fun* and I love that for him. I want to hug him about it. also I want to swoon and overwhelmingly gush to Stan.#*he of the ''there was NO thought involved with any of this shit'' attitude 😂 Benmont quotes are the best omg (his and Stan's)#anyway god and fucking jesus the band sounds so tight on this I wanna lay on the flooooooooor (and revel...IN MY ABANDON)!#maybe tomorrow. right now I want to sleep as soon as I'm (too) tired of this version. good night everyone :D#Spotify
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my toxic trait is that whenever i see one of those polls/posts like what do you think the CRAZIEST thing about the us is and the options are like. the existence of garbage disposals and other things that are just straight up lies i get all USA USA 🎺🎺🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🎺🇺🇸 not out of any actual loyalty obviously but just out of pure annoyance like can you find something new to talk about
#i get it the other way around too like contrived confusion over national differences is so boring after all these years 😭#also the specific post that inspired this post had like multiple americans in the notes like.#wait if you guys don’t have garbage disposals under your sink where do they go . which immediately cured me of even an inking of american#solidarity bc holy fuck some of you are actually some of the stupidest people on the planet and deserve to have 10000 annoying posts made#about your stupidity#however to me ‘OMG IS THE US OKAY?? 🤣🤣’ is starting to sound like omg op must have been on so many drugs when they made this 🤣#so#also i genuinely love learning about how things are different country to country i just wish people weren’t so annoying about it#and i wish it wasn’t the same 4 things#like yes there’s a monster in the sink and an orange cheeto was the president#we will be stuck in 2016 humor hell forever at this rate
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just made the most decadent delicious toe curling vegetarian recipe ive ever had in my life i will never be the same
#also made some BOMB ASS BREADCRUMBS with it#i crumbed a whole wheat fennel caraway and anise loaf and toasted it in olive oil. fried some sage and crushed it in and#then added a ton of nutritional yeast to it#BEST BEST BEST BREADCRUMBS EVER RAHHHHHHH#woof#omg and the loaf is named SOPHIA thats MEEEE 💞💖#I got it at the farmers market this morning n I was like I want a whole wheat loaf!! and he was like here it is!#n i was like mmmm boring ass basic ass loaf 🤨 WHATS THAT 👉 (sophia -- seedy loaf)#n he was like thats my favoritest loaf in the whole world :) but watch out#its got fennel and anise baked in it so its very strong#n i was like that sounds perf for the recipe im making actually 🤨#n he was like wtf what are u making 🤨#n i said sharing is caring my friend so we exchanged numbers and i sent it to him 🤨#n now ive got a bread bestie at the farmers market 🤨🤨🤨
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i really thought lyney was a girl and now i wish he was
#linpost#I LIKED HIM BEFORE but now that i know hes a guy i hate him#his name BETTER not be pronounced linny and then be spelt like that.#then again they are french soo. wouldnt be surprised#for his sister LINE-ette OR LIN-ette isnt that bad#but line-y and lin-ny are both pretty bad#linny should only be a nickname. if its your full time name while being spelt like that You Are French#even worse it it gets revealed those are their STAGE NAMES like why would you choose that#maybe if i trans her ill feel better#bc THEN it was like. omg tophat girl! so real and true!#but now its just. boring#idk#this sounds like. bigoted or something
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watched the new mario movie trailer and damn none of these voices feel right at all
#ik we’re rightfully focusing on how bad pratt’s mario is but peach gave me whiplash everytime she spoke#also uhhhh idk i dont like how mario’s kinda pathetic in this ig its kinda boring#but like tbh i dont really care#im kinda just apathetic to this#ppl in the comments were like ‘’omg pratt sounds way better here’’ no he does not lmao#and it was just very cliche humor like very on brand for illumination#its funny seeing ppl go ‘’is illumination gonna make something good?!’’#bc they happen to be covering an ip people love#so i bet ppl are gonna see the movie expecting it to be an homage and go crazy over the references but then get mad at the plot being bad#echoed voice
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Oh my days why didn't I watch this sooner
#💭 — ⌗nervo rambles . ★#I should've watched this sooner OMG#I'M SO GLAD I ACCIDENTALLY CAME ACROSS IT ON PINTEREST#IT SOUNDS SILLY BUT OMG#dies#It's Castlevania I'm talking abt btw#what made me wanna watch it??#the vampires....#It's not all that it's abt but OMG IT'S SO GOOD#JUST WATCHED EP 1 <3333#felt sad a bored so I decided to watch it finally hehe
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Ngl I think some writers on here are like diseased people that are only attracted to superficial means of emotion and wouldn't be able to write anything of depth if they ever tried.
#rambles#'omg guys you know what is a great idea?'#'realizing you only love someone the moment your knife pierces their heart omg that's so deep ohhhh my gooooood'#'hashtag: writer; hashtag: writers of tumblr's#'1347 notes'#is that literally the best you can do?#like honestly?#istg some people try so hard to sound deep and create meaning but it just looks so performative#i don't like angst but like there are so many routes you can go to create an excellent piece#on a separate note though like.....#i've been bored#i know i haven't been around much and i've genuinely been busy but also....#i have nothing to talk about#i don't have anything to say about what everyone else is talking about#nothing is catching my eye to bring up#imo there are two types of people in conversation: starters and responders#i don't start conversations. i respond and support a conversation#but i can't respond if there's nothing i can add lol#i should try harder
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❝𝐣𝐣𝐤 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 + 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬 (𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐨)❞
a/n: almost four hundred followers omg.. i love all you freaks mwah!! here is part two as promised. included some requests for characters. aged up! megumi and yuji of course. might do a part three maybeeee? afab body w/no gendered language as usual.
part one.
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. *. ⋆ TOJI FUSHIGURO
▸ panty stealing. he thinks of it as memorabilia. snatching your panties from the floor before you have the chance to put them back on- just something he keeps to remember you bye.
▸ daddy kink. we all saw this coming, right? you call him daddy once and it's all he needs to fuck you into the bed for the rest of the night.
▸ thigh riding. seeing you frotting against his large thigh, desperate to cum, pussy practically drooling for it... his favorite foreplay 100%.
▸ cum play. this man will cum anywhere and everywhere and he'll love it. let him cum on your face, your ass, your chest, your back, down your throat, etc etc.
▸ hatefucking. angry sex after an argument where he takes out all of the stress you caused him on your poor holes :(
▸ breeding. you can give him another baby, can't you? you can make him a daddy all over again, right? just let him cum inside of you as much as he wants, he'll make it happen, he swears.
▸ exhibitionism. you grind against him once on the bar floor and next thing you know he's dragging out to the empty alleyway and pressing you against the nearest wall.
▸ size difference. he's so large, so big, every single part of him practically overtaking you. and he gets off on that fact so fucking hard!!
. *. ⋆ NANAMI KENTO
▸ cockwarming. seating himself inside your warm pussy while he's stuck doing all kinds of boring paperwork. he'll fuck you, he swears, you just gotta sit pretty on his lap for a little bit, okay?
▸face fucking. he loves taking out all of his stress on you. gripping your hair as he uses your mouth mercilessly, bullying his cock down the back of your tight throat.
▸blindfolding. silk ribbons in a variety of colors that he matches to the underwear you're modeling for him. only the best for his lover <3
▸ thigh riding. there's no better way to put him in the mood than pathetically grinding yourself against his thigh, using his body selfishly for your own pleasure.
▸ hair pulling. y'all know that one scene... he pulls at your hair exactly like that. fingers going white with how tight he's tugging at you, manipulating your position until you're face to face with his scowl.
▸ spanking. makes you count for every slap and if you miscount, he's starting all over again. pay better attention to him next time, yeah?
▸ semi-public. yes, he will bend you right over his desk, no he doesn't care there's a meeting going on next door. or better yet, against the window of the fourth floor, overlooking the busy street below it.
▸ phone sex. it really isn't any problem that he's across the country on a mission. even just the sound of your whines over the phone is enough to get him off.
. *. ⋆ MEGUMI FUSHIGURO
▸ panty stealing. he would say he feels bad about it, but he doesn't. you looked so good in the lacey little things, he can't help but want to keep them for later. even has his own little drawer for them.
▸ masochism. the stinging pain of your nails running down his back is utterly euphoric. and don't get him started on how harshly you tug at his hair when he's eating you out- he can cum in his boxers just from that alone.
▸ breast play. massaging at the skin, feeling the plumpness under his fingertips. sucking at your nipples and leaving a trail of kisses down the valley of your breasts. he's obsessed.
▸ edging. leaving you just on the brink of release over and over again, until tears are streaming down your face. he'll let you cum eventually, you just look so pretty this worked up for him.
▸ marking. oh my goddd do not get megumi started on this. he doesn't know why it gets him so worked up- seeing you covered in the hickeys and bite marks that he's left on you- but it does.
▸ cunnilingus. eats you out like a man starved, like he'll never eat you out again. pulling him away from your poor pussy is next to impossible if he's not yet done with his meal.
▸ mutual masturbation. sometimes you both just need to relaxation of release and nothing more. sitting across from each other on the bed, or maybe side by side, listening to the moans of the other as you both touch yourselves.
▸ dacryphilia. like adoptive father like adopted son. seeing your eyes brim with tears from how good he's fucking you drives him crazy.
. *. ⋆ YUJI ITADORI
▸ ass play. we all know he's an ass man i mean come on?! doggy style is his favorite position just because of it. seeing how the fat of your ass moves with every slap of his hips is fucking addicting.
▸ praise kink. tell him how good he's fucking you and how much of a good boy he is pleaseeee!!!!
▸ toys. he didn't realize how much he would love bringing toys into the bedroom until he sees how hard you can cum around him while he holds a vibrator to your clit.
▸ raw sex. he knows it's stupid, fucking you with no protection. you're pussy just feels so good, so warm, he needs to fuck you raw.
▸ face riding. please sit on his face, suffocate him, he doesn't care. it's his favorite position to eat you out.
▸ overstimulation. poor baby doesn't even mean to overstimulate you half of the time- he just has so much stamina, you understand that, right? and seeing you so flushed and fucked out under him has him so horny. just one more round, yeah? you can do that for him, right?
▸ dirty talk. yuji is a yapper and that doesn't stop when he's fucking you. the filth that comes out of his mouth has you wet just thinking about it.
▸ dry humping. the tension, the intimacy, the panting, the friction?? all of it, it's like a drug to him.
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