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francisforever2014 · 1 year ago

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my toxic trait is that whenever i see one of those polls/posts like what do you think the CRAZIEST thing about the us is and the options are like. the existence of garbage disposals and other things that are just straight up lies i get all USA USA 🎺🎺🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🎺🇺🇸 not out of any actual loyalty obviously but just out of pure annoyance like can you find something new to talk about

#i get it the other way around too like contrived confusion over national differences is so boring after all these years 😭#also the specific post that inspired this post had like multiple americans in the notes like.#wait if you guys don’t have garbage disposals under your sink where do they go . which immediately cured me of even an inking of american #solidarity bc holy fuck some of you are actually some of the stupidest people on the planet and deserve to have 10000 annoying posts made #about your stupidity #however to me ‘OMG IS THE US OKAY?? 🤣🤣’ is starting to sound like omg op must have been on so many drugs when they made this 🤣#so #also i genuinely love learning about how things are different country to country i just wish people weren’t so annoying about it #and i wish it wasn’t the same 4 things #like yes there’s a monster in the sink and an orange cheeto was the president #we will be stuck in 2016 humor hell forever at this rate

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