#i sound like a child hello

[teddybeartoji]

WAHHH PEOPLE ARE SO CREATIVEEE AND SO FUCKING COOL I NEED TO KISS YOU ALL

[sonknuxadow]

jim carrey as gerald also sucks btw . i already didnt think he was a particularly good choice for eggman because it feels like hes just playing himself and not eggman but seeing them take a character whos entire deal is being long dead but still impacting the story through his grief driven actions and bring him back to life and make him a main character and also turn him into a silly jim carrey character is making me turn into the joker

[b4kuch1n]

crumbs in your bed

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[aromanticasterisms]

this whole epilogue is just a little treat for me oh my god. "familiar faces arrive in simulanka" does not even begin to cover it

[lowstakesvampires]

a couple years in the future, but not many...

colour key: blue = english spoken red = norwegian/norse spoken black text = language being masked by english so you can still read. see the borders for actual language. purple borders = norwegian/norse accented english (it's blue tinted by red) orange borders = whatever bat's accent is. while speaking norwegian (it's red tinted by yellow)

i am very normal about languages <3

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

only good thing abt the vous situation is that it lets me experience tecteun calling 13 the child that im 100% convinced she actually would bc shes the only one who uses tu for her

[hauntingblue]

I have connected two dots... yamato kaido and momo (and kinda shirahoshi with her top) have clouds above their shoulders... and luffy in gear fourth has them also.... I can see the signs

[clancyycat]

just wasted so much time going through that article thats like “1000 books you may have actually read” that gets passed around on here every once in a while and um. the list kinda sucks

[one-winged-dreams]

I'm just so fucking tired of it all

[kkujo]

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[victorborkowski]

Generation X Epic Collection: Emplate's Revenge (2022)

this. has me SO fucked up. "every time i ask myself why we're doin' this, every time -- somethin' happens to remind me." and, like. it's really giving 'chicken or the egg.' is this school necessary to protect these kids from incidents like this, or are these incidents simply happening to them because they're at the school and training underneath the x-men, thereby exposing them at a much higher level to all the crazy fucking shit the x-men get involved in, but then that makes it seem like they NEED to be at the school to be protected even though it's actually putting them at more risk than if they weren't there??? GEE I WONDER.

[crabs-nonsense]

How is honey mustard not an option 😭 its so freaking good!!

I had yet another amazing idea for a poll, so get ready for this super divisive question that WILL tear families and friendships apart.

[florshedworf]

dude when i was 12 i thought VERY clearly and VERY specifically “huh. there are probably people older than me that used XD back in the day and are surprised we still use it to this day. ah well”

[esam12ameer]

Hello my friend,

I hope you are doing well. Can you imagine now yourself sitting with your wife, drinking a cup of coffee, your children playing around you and the sound of their laughter filling the place?

And suddenly you don't hear anything You just feel like there are tons of stones on top of you, the laughter disappears, the screaming spreads, and then everything goes silent.

All this happened to me and as a result I lost my wife and two children, my leg and hand were amputated and my little child came out with many injuries but thank God he is still alive

Now all I want is for my child and I to stay in one place, but unfortunately he needs to have prosthetic limbs fitted.

I hope you donate to me so that I can install artificial limbs so that my child and I can live with you and restore his lost laughter. Donate to me

This video is about me and what happened in my house and with my family. This is how I got out from under the rubble. You can imagine, my friend.

[osaemu]

GOJO SATORU: ❛❛ CAN I PUT YOU ON HOLD? ❜❜

.ೃ࿐ he picks up the phone in the middle of fucking you. NSFW

contents: fem!reader. cunniligus, lil' bit of dirty talk and more... i'm too tired to type it all out </3

author's note: idk personally i wouldn't take that.. but i guess i would if it was satoru. anywaysss enjoy

satoru's a busy man — balancing his responsibilities as a teacher and as a sorcerer is no easy task, but he finds a way to make it work.

anyone who's known him for longer than a minute can easily tell that satoru's committed to his line of work. as much as he complains about it, the truth is that it's one of his top priorities. maybe even the first one.

and you get a taste of just how devoted satoru is when he picks up the phone in the middle of fucking you. 

"hello?" satoru cooes, eyes focused on your indignant expression as he holds a finger to his lips. "yeah, i'm free to talk. what is it?"

"free to talk?" you mouth at him incredulously. satoru replies with a wink and grins, enjoying the show. you're still pinned underneath him, bedsheets haphazardly strewn across your body, and satoru savors the sight of you all needy and pouty.

"yeah, take your time," satoru says amusedly to whoever's on the other side of the phone after a moment. when you reach up and swat satoru's chest indignantly, he uses his free hand to pin your wrists above your head, a clear warning in his eyes.

after a couple of mhm's and of course's, the conversation still isn't over. your patience is waning — who is satoru to just stop in the middle of fucking you to pick up a phone call and say that he's free to talk?

you try to distract yourself by thinking about the mindblowing sex you were having just minutes ago. the longing, glassy stares; the red scratch marks down satoru's back; and of course you couldn't leave out the words.

"fuck, you're taking me so well, sweetheart." "atta girl, you're a natural slut, aren't ya?" "your pussy was made to be fucked by me, wasn't it?"

how did that turn into "yeah, make sure the higher-ups know about this, otherwise they'll give me hell for it. mhm"?

after another bland minute, satoru rolls off of you and sits up with his back against the headboard, sheets falling to expose everything from his waist up. 

you whine in impatience, glaring at him like a sullen child. satoru basically just edged you — one second you're about to get to best orgasm of your life, the next you're forced to watch your boyfriend chat on the phone nonchalantly as if he wasn't just moaning your name like a slut three minutes earlier.

satoru shoots a glare at you and pats his lap, pressing a finger to his lips as a reminder to stay quiet.

well then, he shouldn't have picked up the phone in the middle of fucking you.

you scoot yourself into his lap, purposefully positioning yourself so that your pussy just barely rubs against the head of satoru's still-dripping cock.

it's so worth it when you hear satoru inhale a sharp breath and start to squirm under you, somehow both trying to push himself inside but also trying to inch himself away. it's like he can't decide, but the way his face flushes red speaks volumes.

his voice is breathier than normal as he squeezes his watery eyes shut. "yeah yeah, that's perfect. you mind if i put y'on hold for a sec? alright, thanks."

you glance over at satoru as he retracts the phone from his ear and puts it on mute. not even a second later, he's back on you, manhandling you into a position where he can comfortably eat your pussy, a cheeky smile on his lips.

"you think you're so fucking funny, don't ya?" satoru cooes, looking up at you as he eats you out sloppily. a mixture of his saliva and your essence drips down his chin, and the lewd sounds slipping from his lips are pornworthy. the wail that slips out of your lips when satoru bites down on your thigh hard enough to leave a mark is anything but appropriate, especially when he presses his lips back to your pussy and laughs in the middle of tonguefucking you.

"fuck, you're so lucky my phone's on mute right now," satoru groans, still buried in between your thighs. "god, if my old man could hear you now—"

"your dad's on the other end of the phone?!" you gasp, swatting satoru's head and frantically reaching over him to check if the phone was actually on mute — knowing satoru, it could've just slipped his mind. intentionally.

satoru scowls, muttering a reminder for you to stay still while he eats his dessert before rolling his eyes and grumbling "what does it matter?"

"uh, that's embarrassing!" you whine. when satoru nudges his nose against you again, you reluctantly spread your thighs for him so he can continue his meal. satoru mumbles a thanks, but he doesn't respond beyond that.

"satoru!"

"what??"

"don't you have to finish your call?"

satoru sticks out his bottom lip, fixing his cerulean eyes on you and pouting. "you were just complaining about the call and now you want me to go back??"

"it's your dad, satoru," you groan, pushing his shoulders away from your legs and ignoring his protests. "you don't get any more pussy until you finish that damn call."

"i hate you."

"love you lots, baby."

satoru sighs dramatically and unmutes the call, not bothering to respond to his dad's questions with answers longer than a word or two. after another minute of this, his dad finally hangs up and satoru lets out an elated cheer.

he turns to you with a mischievous smirk. 

"now, where were we?"

[nientedal]

Love these additions so I'm gonna add to this post from here. I do want to address @strigiiformes tags, because I think they bring up an important point (state provisions):

#reblogs #actually depending on the state #children in the entertainment industry are subject to #varying laws #last sentence in the 1st paragraph is objectively false #look up child entertainment laws #the coogan account rule is very useful #but they need to do a better job helping kids access them when they're adults #i still have no idea how to get to mine

First of all, it sounds like you were a child entertainer of some kind, so I kinda hesitate to open my mouth here (also, my sympathies if you'd like them), but just to clarify: the last sentence in the 1st paragraph is pulled word for word from the website for the US Department of Labor. My response up there was focused specifically on federal labor laws because I assumed the question I was answering was referring to the FLSA. I apologize for not making that clearer.

Secondly, you're right, there are some protections available to child entertainers...but these vary by state, as you noted. And I want to point out that many states still have no specific protections for child entertainers, who are thus only protected by general labor laws in those states. On top of this, here is a link to child entertainer provisions by state, as tracked by the US DoL; as you can see, many of the states that do protect child actors limit their provisions to theater performances and similar. Not all, of course, but a non-zero number. So like, you're definitely not wrong about this! Some states do protect child entertainers! But those protections also vary by state.

And most importantly? From where I'm sitting and what I'm reading, the children of social media influencers are currently exempt even from the protections available to child entertainers. That is the problem discussed in the first article, and that's why I'm back again to clarify this point! The children of influencers ARE NOT child actors/entertainers in the eyes of the law (yet), and as such ARE NOT covered by any provisions that currently exist. Provisions & protections for child actors straight-up do not apply here because the children of influencers are not yet considered to BE child actors in any state of the USA of which I am aware.

The provisions and laws that exist right now do not apply to these children-- NONE OF THEM do-- because like @elfwreck pointed out, parents are allowed to film their kids doing family stuff. And they are allowed to post those videos online. And that second one fucking sucks, and we need to talk about it without getting sidetracked by which states do or do not have provisions that don't even apply here.

(Also please please please can someone tell me i am wrong about any or all of this. Tell me I'm missing something. Please. I am literally begging. I saw "objectively false" and got so excited 😭.)

Yeah, influencer parents are the worst.