#i shrieked

[oysters-aint-for-me]

AAAAAAH i found a local brewery beer can with sunny reference art!

[shesnake]

chopping santiago's head off wasn't necessary... "understudy for osric" already rigged it to explode

[alahasta]

"jim...do we know a jim?" is the most married piece of dialogue i've ever heard i can't believe people aren't talking about it more

[cinnamonanddean]

OMG LEX!!!!!!

[kindahoping4forever]

I actually can't do this actually

[daringdraconicdeity]

Idk who it was who said “I’m not complaining if this is what bottom surgery does to me” on a post about Okarun but I hope they know I haven’t stopped thinking about it since

[boatswainscall]

So I rolled a nat 1 on my first "persuade Astarion to stop draining you like a juice box" check

[asteroidaffection]

MICHAELA

[dancingdorito]

i am so totally normal about bell zettifar and loden greatstorm being in the young jedi adventures. i am so totally normal.

[themistdragon]

Ooo, an update to the short story on the official TDP website, I'll be giving that a read since I want to know how it enHOLY FUCK WHAT THE SHIT IS THAT-

[diueliz]

well today I woke up because of a horrid huge white spider beast with big black eyes and also claws jumping on me from the wall

[katiefratie]

HOLY SHIT SHE ASKED WHILE GROCERY SHOPPING OH MY GOD THERE WASNT EVEN ANY LEAD IN WOW GAY PEOPLE!!!! THEY ARE REAL!!!!!

[psychicglittermentality]

!!!!!!

[halfdeadfriedrice]

One of my local girlscouts consortiums SWITCHED BAKERIES and I, naturally, immediately seized the opportunity to purchase and consume samoas. I have only ever had caramel delites, which were the undisputed best cookie when I was of the age of selling them, but because of high demand, the past couple of years...by the time I get the box, they're kinda stale. And nobody is selling this type of cookie off brand, this isn't the lemon shortbread. I've been craving a chance to try the Samoas (rare, maybe not stale) for years.

Similarly, I've been throwing myself at the Hollow Knight colliseum of fools for like. I mean objectively years but subjectively the past week or so I've been trying to get through Trial 2. Today felt like the day. I've been trying off and on since 3 pm. I decided I'd do one more run and then finally get up and go poke at the Exocolony (since Ive been saying I'd get up and do that for the last. Hour and a half.) But I promised myself a samoas if I won.

And BITCH

[cheese-enjoyer9471]

AAAAAAAAAAA

Frantic shouts rise among the nomads. I snap out of it and direct the syringe toward his wrist. But his armor stops me from finding a vein.

“Open up!” I raise my head.

Half his face is melting.

I shriek, and so does he.

Ch.44: “The Emperor’s Mausoleum”, from @xiranjayzhao‘s Iron Widow

[kumomist]

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