#i should watch it this weekend

[lena-in-a-red-dress]

You know, if I did a Fury Road AU, you'd think Kara would be Furiosa, because she's got the brute strength behind her, and Lena would be one of the wives, with her princess in a tower motif going on.

But really, if you look harder, it'd be the opposite.

Kara would be one of Immortan Lex's wives, surrounded by her circle of sisters and fellow wives. Lena would be the outlier, the trusted lieutenant who isn't suitable for the harem but kept close for her loyalty and intellect.

That is, until Lena and Kara connect and start conspiring to escape. Lena's birth mother would have been one of the Vuvalini, to whom Lena runs in search of green and belonging. Kara would simply stick with her wherever she went, desperate to be free and be close to Lena.

But when Immortan Lex comes riding for them, they soon learn it's time to make their stand.

[sunderwight]

If Tianxi were T4T they'd both have survived.

Especially if the Old Palace Master didn't know about it (and why would he? I don't think Su Xiyan would tell him and TLJ definitely wouldn't). Somehow word gets around that the demon realms are celebrating because Tianlang Jun is going to have a child. OPM, already aware that Su Xiyan has shacked up with him (and furious about it), takes this to mean that Xiyan is pregnant and does his usual thing of locking her up and forcing an abortive on her while plotting to ambush and trap TLJ.

Except of course, Su Xiyan isn't pregnant enough for the abortive to do more than make her somewhat ill, and Tianlang Jun is too busy giving birth to fall for an ambush. Su Xiyan escapes, Tianlang Jun safely delivers Binghe, and they all ride off into the sunset with Zhuzhi Lang and threats of declaring open war if the other sects ally with Huan Hua Palace to try and make any kind of move against them again.

The old palace master never does figure out why his plan didn't work.

[trek-tracks]

Theory 1: Karl Urban just really enjoys being banished from large tracts of land

Theory 2: Grima Wormtongue is Bones' ex-wife

[foundinthevoid]

You get out there, Mr. Midnight,

and you knock ’em dead.

[roses-red-and-pink]

Do the LDS have any special holidays or is it just Christmas and Easter? If the answer is yes, please talk a bit about them! If not, any ideas what they might be?

Hmmm the only one I can think of would be Pioneer Day?? (July 24? I think?) But I think that’s mostly just a Utah thing not worldwide. Since I live in the “Mormon Corridor” of Canada with lots of our ancestry being from Utah we do sometimes celebrate a little bit as in like we sing a pioneer type hymn in church that week. Some years I remember talks about pioneer ancestors in church. I don’t think it happens as much anymore here.

I guess we also remember the anniversary of the church’s reorganization (Apr 6) and those who are really on the ball might know the anniversary of the first vision (I don’t) It’s not really a holiday though. More just like “huh thats neat” and maybe some years they will do a special broadcast on like the 175 anniversary or something.

But as everyone knows, general conference weekend is the biggest holiday there is 😂

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Expect clip posting to slow down due to irl nonsense.

Also from the 11th to the 18th I won’t have any computer access and very little internet access but I’ll schedule a couple clips beforehand for that week 🫡

[papa-evershed]

Robert James-Collier as Daniel Watson THE INHERITANCE EP04

[marimayscarlett]

Another list of unrealistic wishes for the 2024 tour

Back at it again with the delusional takes and here to make it everyone elses problem - a very warm welcome to volume 2 of our wishes for the upcoming Rammstein tour ✨ This time again carefully put together by @wizzardclown @gothtoast and me, with additional wonderful influences by my dear @m---e---l. Thank you ladies 🤍

(Read our first list here and please consider checking out the great suggestions in the notes!)

Set list and concert organisation in general

first up, the question of the supporting act: -> either not happening in general, since none of us actually want to endure another round of the piano tinkling, so we though about this concept:

This way, we get an even longer concert with no distraction from the pure Rammstein sound.

-> or, another idea which came to mind: to celebrate the literary-genius Flake, he could give us a reading of one of his books before the concert, lighten up the mood and feeding the masses with entertaining facts. Additionally, Richard could play some piano in the background during it, for dramatic effect (like the piano accompaniment during silent movies back in the old days).

Opener for the concert this year: 'Haifisch'. Would be an amazing and appreciative nod towards the fans in regards to the support the band was shown last year.

'Zwitter': a banger to set the sexual ambiguous mood for the evening.

'Mein Land': Not sure if they every played this one live, but it would be a fitting song to get some summer vibes going.

for sunset rather fittingly 'Sonne'.

Off to the first proper segment, welcome to the 👻haunting hour👻: fitting for the upcoming night time, a creepy conglomerate consisting of: -> 'Wilder Wein' (I could write a whole chapter about this song, it's so captivating), followed by 'Spieluhr' -> 'Hilf mir': perfect for some new haunting stage show (maybe as a replacement for 'Puppe'; or to quote @wizzardclown: 'When in doubt, set Flake on fire') -> 'Heirate mich': preferably with some 'sliding on his knees/a rolling board'-Till -> to end this phase with a classic: 'Du riechst so gut' is an absolute MUST.

following: 'Rein Raus', some relaxing ASMR to lighten the mood.

Welcome to the next section: 🔥Some like it hot🔥, consisting of: -> 'Wollt ihr das Bett in Flammen sehen': camera focus has to be on Schneider. -> 'Asche zu Asche' with burning mics (!). -> 'Du hast' with its fire rockets (my favourite pyro in the whole concert) because no Rammstein concert can exist without this song, that's a physical law, and additionally Richard would be sad if he couldn't play it. -> 'Engel' preferably with the iconic wings (poor Till really has to go all in during this concert).

as a moment to take a breather: Mutter.

'Deutschland': a song we all wait for, with a huge meaning, just overall a perfect piece - yet no remix this time, since we need the time to slide right into the next phase of the concert:

💗questionable on-stage actions and homoerotica galore💗, consisting of: -> 'Mein Teil', with dilf dad-dance moves AND several guitarist kisses (what better moment than the dick eating song for it) -> 'Zick Zack' with at least some sort of elaborate costumes, -> 'Feuerräder', for the perfect vibe with Flake riding on Till's back, neon tube ready to knock seven bells out of his tormentor (justice for Flake), additionally maybe Oliver skating with his roller skates which emit flames in the background and more guitarist kisses

after this breathtaking segment, how about some 'Anna'-sing along! Scream the name of your fave on the top of your lungs and show your love for him 💘

finally some unrealistic (as if the whole list isn't a fever dream already) wishes : 'Eifersucht' and 'Fellfrosch'. To finally give Olli's sick bass lines the stage they deserve 😤

2. some more outfit ideas

long hair Schneider with his handband, because this was a look:

leg belts for Richard 🖤

and last but not least, this is a PSA: If Frau Schneider makes an appearance and decides to grace us with her presence, consider everything on this list to be obsolete. Seeing the mother again would be the greatest joy of all, we don't need anything more 🙇🏼‍♀️🙏🏼

[dizzybevvie]

Sam and Max can say literally anything and it will be incorporated into my vocabulary forever

[secriden]

ok i'm sorry, what!? wan knows beer likes men?? i thought surely the reason why wan was so oblivious to all the signs that beer has feelings for him was that he assumed beer was straight but this changes everything!?

idk this just kind of breaks my heart because this means that beer knows that wan truly hasn't even considered beer as anything more than a friend, despite admitting that beer would make an amazing boyfriend. look at the way beer doesn't even react to wan's statements: he's used to wan talking like this; he's used to the idea that he's simply not what wan wants.

even here, beer doesn't see the 2 guys coming up behind him so as far as he knows, he finally, finally made a move towards wan and wan shoved him away (in disgust? fear? horror?). and again, there's no surprise in beer's face. this is what expected -- this is how he always expected wan to react if he ever made a move. its so tragic.

oh, beer, my love... you poor poor thing.

(also: wtf is with ton's boyfriend in the green shirt not reacting when ton flirts with beer??? like... yes wan is being ridiculous and has no right to be jealous but equally weird is the lack of reaction from this boyfriend character. do they show up again later to fan the flames that is wan's jealousy??)

Edit: Oh, okay sorry its a translation issue and Wan isn't actually saying 'boyfriend' (the term is gender neutral in Thai). it makes this slightly less sad on Beer's side of things (because at least Wan isn't knowingly just... never considering Beer as anything more than a friend). Thanks @williamrikers for the clarification!!!

[hauntingblue]

Gear 5 luffy's laugh is so contagious I just hear the drums and go insane how does this work. What did he do to me

[garvalhaminho]

if there is one thing i love doing is drawing out complicated family trees from media

[i-am-church-the-cat]

I need to find Central Florida Logan Sargeant fans who aren’t going to Miami so we can have a watch party. Fish fry, arnold palmer’s, a bunch of america and williams theme snacked, like a mini fourth of july

[quantomeno]

I was bored and decided to do a quick sketch of the picture of Sugawara that I've been using as my header image

[librarisxng]

the nct dream movie being released on the same day as my corporate christmas dinner oh this is sick and twisted.