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biggestrickandmortyfan · 2 years ago
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piastappies · 3 months ago
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ᯓᡣ𐭩 GORGEOUS! ᡣ𐭩ᯓ
pairing. oscar piastri x leclerc!reader
summary. the youngest leclerc was known to be an outgoing, extroverted menace, but suddenly when she meets the new mclaren driver, she does something she never does — gets embarrassing.
notes. a fair warning for the google translated french.im sorry if it sucks 😭😭 its my first time doing something like this and i really hope u like it :3 ALSO??? OSCAR WIN IN BAKU WAS SO BEAUTIFUL THE OVERTAKE?? THE DEFENDING?? a great day for piastrination!!!!! (can you tell i totally dig x leclerc!reader??) send requests for more smaus pls :)
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yourusername spreading the rbr agenda on the streets of kyoto, because your girl finally graduated journalism and engineering with honours!
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arthur_leclerc charles just saw the jacket and had an aneurysm LMAO
user1 someone check on leclerc pls
charles_leclerc cant believe my OWN baby sister wears that in public
yourusername ill take it off once ferrari releases their own energy drink 👍
alexandrasaintmleux gorgeous as usual ❤️
yourusername please dump my brother and date me instead
yourusername please i beg you
yourusername JUST ONE CHANCE 😭😭😣😣😣😭😭
user2 yn is one of us
maxverstappen1 looking good in blue! 💙
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yourbff girl land that job or you gon go broke soon with that red bull addiction 👎👎👎
user3 atp yn is sponsoring the team 😭
yourbff you bet she is, girl
user4 double major in such different things pop off queen
user5 need to see her in paddock cos i know the girl is bout to argue with ferrari engineers
yourusername bin*tto left ferrari cos he knew i would drag him down 😁😁😁
user6 love how we had to go thru the 2023 drought without the baby leclerc and now shes baaaack
user7 fr i missed the times when ferrari wasnt the only thing making charles miserable
user7 congratulations on graduating queen!!!! cant wait for the new vid or to see u at one of the races 🥺
user8 im sorry im really new to f1 stuff who is she and why are the drivers here? 😭
user9 this is charlies sister yn!! but she has her youtube channel where she used to post a lot of diff stuff! shes been living in japan for the past four years of her undergrad degrees but due to the workload she had a hiatus for a year 💔💔 u should check out her channel its so cool
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arthur_leclerc good day in monaco today, changing professions to a photographer rn, what u think of that?
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user10 arthur you had one job to bring your sister to paddock…
user11 its just friday girl calm down
yourusername please restrain yourself from posting pictures of that ugly face you see in the mirror
yourusername …WHO IS IN THE SECOND SLIDE
yourusername ARTHUR ANSWER ME
yourusername my ovaries are quacking rn ARTHUR ANSWER ME
user12 not yn simping over oscar AND calling arthur ugly 😭😭😭
user13 shes so me tbh
charles_leclerc such a handsome man on the third slide 🔥🔥🔥
olliebearman why is yn tweaking like that 😭
yourusername cos he’s so pretty
oscarpiastri you were supposed to send me the picture not POST IT
user14 this is the guy yourusername 🔥‼️‼️
yourusername omg hes SO gorgeous
oscarpiastri thank you…?
arthur_leclerc yourusername please stop embarrassing the family name
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yourusername a quick pit stop in paris before the monaco course is broken!!!!!! (source: trust me bro 🙂‍↕️) drinking for my pookie dookiest brother to secure that pole and p1 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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yourusername dont let the caption fool you, i am NOT stopping drinking vodka red bull to make sure rbr doesn’t lose their biggest sponsor (me)
maxverstappen1 ty for your service 🫡🫡
yourusername no prob pookie, lecfosi by association but a red bull girlie at heart 😌😌
yourusername big thanks to the autocorrect ❤️❤️❤️ youre the real one babe 🔥🔥🔥
user15 wait till she realises oscar is in the likes…
user16 ohh the girl is gonna be so messy 😭😭😭
user16 im all for it tho 🔥
lilymhe WHAT A GORGEOUS GORGEOUS GIRL
alexandrasaintmleux face card is never denied!
user17 oscar in the likes 🥹🥹
yourusername WHO IS IN THE LIKES??????
yourusername NOO OH MY GOD HES HERE
yourusername HI YOURE SUPER CUTE oscarpiastri
user18 SHE TAGGED HIM LOL
user19 she really want that dick…
yourusername i just think hes cute that is NOT a crime
oscarpiastri i think you’re really cute too :)
yourusername HXJSKSJJDBDJSJS
yourusername sorry a red bull ran across my screen 😭
arthur_leclerc yourbff please tell her she’s not as slick as she thinks she is
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user20 what do you expect 😭😭 she probably partied all night before getting to monaco
user21 LMAOO RIGHT??? but if you watched her vids you know that the girl LOVES an opportunity for a party
user22 yn stronger than me because i’d kiss him on the spot
user23 alr weirdo… they JUST met
user24 he is probably weirded out like imagine meeting a girl who SIMPS over you in the insta comments… she needs to chill
user25 he won’t pick you 👎👎
user26 gtfo if he was weirded out he wouldnt be in the likes of her post or sayin he thinks shes cute lol
user27 the real gentleman out there 🥹🥹
user28 i need them together asap
user29 super delulu but i totally dig the golden retriever gf x polite black cat bf
user30 OMGGG I TOTALLY SEE THE VISION
user31 pls they just met and he was just being polite 👎 stop trying to get into their lives
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yourusername HE DID IT!!!! I TOLD YALL THAT HE WOULD DO IT!!! MY BROTHER WINS IN MONACO. DONT HIT US UP FOR THE NEXT WEEK OR TWO!!! ITS CELEBRATION TIME!!!! aussi, charlie, il n'y a pas beaucoup de mots capables d'exprimer à quel point je suis fier de toi. vous l'avez fait et personne ne peut vous l'enlever.
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priniya translation! also, charlie — there isn’t an amount of words able to express how proud i am of you. you did it and no one can take it away from you.
user32 girlie might tell everyone she’s a red bull girl, but like the king sebastian once said, everyone is a ferrari fan even when they say they’re not or something like that 🔥🔥🔥
user33 CONGRATULATIONS CHARLES!!! FINALLY WON!!!
carlossainz55 ay cropped my ‘carlos p3’ out 😖😖
yourusername this is a celebration post for my pookiest brother you are IRRELEVANT rn
carlossainz55 that was harsh
yourusername win YOUR home race and i’ll post one 4 u 👍👍
charles_leclerc je t’aime mon lutin ❤️
yourusername je t’aime mon coco 🫶🫶🫶
oscarpiastri congratulations to the man of the day, such an honour to stand next to you on the podium xx
arthur_leclerc man you gotta stop commenting on her posts, she’s going insane rn
oscarpiastri i’m sorry…?
yourusername NO DONT BE SORRY DONT LISTEN TO HIM IM COMPLETELY SANE
yourusername oscarpiastri please keep interacting with me i’m gonna die if you listen to arthur
oscarpiastri i guess i gotta text you now and then to make sure you don’t die
yourusername please do that
user34 do they know we can see that??
user35 idc im eating this up
user36 oscaryn truthers rise and shine
user37 atp i cant tell if hes interested or if hes doing that for his own entertainment
user38 probably both
user39 i LOVE how a celebration post for charles turned into an opportunity to flirt with oscar 😭😭
user40 she is NOT stronger than me because if i had a chance i’d took it
user41 setting her priorities straight
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oscarpiastri a quick but very much needed pit stop before zandvoort
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user42 someone check on yn ASAP
user43 yn one of us once again because we couldn’t bag oscar either 😭
user44 can yall stop talking abt that girl FOR ONCE no one gaf
landonorris looking good mate
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yourusername pls tell me you found more of these beautiful seashells and brought some back for me
oscarpiastri we did actually! y immediately thought abt you and picked the pretty ones
yourusername GOD. i love her give her a big hug from me
oscarpiastri will do maam 🫡🫡
user45 so it’s not yn in the pics?? NOOOOO
user46 my life is ruined rn
user47 throwing oscaryn into a memory box because oscar and his gf looks really cute together
charles_leclerc hope you had a great summer mate
oscarpiastri the best 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
user48 what if they r just trolling us because this caption looks really similar to the one yn posted before monaco???
user49 OMGGG YOURE ONTO SOMETHING
user50 hopefully on the way to the psych ward because this is some delulu shit
user51 soft launch over the summer 🥹🥹 hes so cute
user52 whoever his girl is, i just hope they’re happy and yall should too!
yourusername also plsplspls can y send me the id to the top?? it looks so cute from the back
user53 girl he wont choose you stop trying so hard 😭😭
user54 they can be friends ? lol
user55 does someone knows who the girl is???? i need to know its not yn 😭😭
user56 georgerussell63 tell us what you know 🫵🫵
georgerussell63 🤐🤐🤐
alex_albon he’s actually crying and gritting his teeth because he’d LOVE to tell
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gossipracegirl a rumour has it that a driver for formula one with a number eighty one was seen getting cozy with one of his on-track rival’s little sister, while in a relationship. was it a drunken mistake or was it all planned?
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user58 something is really wrong with leclercs one is a homie hopper and second is a homewrecker LOL
user59 shouldve happened in monaco so the people could get detained for invading their priacy like wtf WHO CARES
user60 all she do is bring bad pr to oscar BOO👎👎👎
user61 nooo oscar pookie you were supposed to be free from drama 😭😭
user62 gr63 in the likes LMAOO
user63 not yn being a homewrecker girl i liked u sm 😭😭
user64 yall acting like she’s in the wrong ? it gotta be consensual if they looked that chill n happy
user65 no wonder why yn has been streaming olivia rodrigo RELIGIOUSLY
user66 isnt that some type of incest atp?
user67 LMAOO imagine making out with your brother’s adopted son
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yourusername YALL THOUGHT. it was me all along :P i was giggling n kicking my feet pretending i know osco’s gf while it was ME. summer break vlog with osco coming up sooner than u think so please stop calling me a homewrecker 😖😖😖
also, girls don’t let anyone tell you otherwise, being yourself is what gets you an amazing guy even if your brother thinks youre embarrassing <3
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georgerussell63 ty for not SLACKING OFF anymore i barely could hold it inside 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
yourusername you told HALF the grid be for real brother you DID NOT hold it inside
fransisca.gomes no way oscar bagged you before i could 😭😭😭😭
yourusername i’m always gonna be yours kiks no one could take you away from me <3
francisca.gomes <3
pierregasly really thought getting u a bf would mean you leave MY girl alone
yourusername thinking is not your best thing, stick to racing
user68 shit user48 YOU WERE RIGHT
user48 NEVER DOUBT ME BITCHES
user69 this text?? oh he is down bad for you girl
user70 i need all of those bitches who called yn a homewrecker to APOLOGISE like rn
oscarpiastri thank you for letting me be a part of your life like this
user71 i know the girl is GIGGLING rn
yourusername thank YOU for making a part of YOUR life
user72 get yourself a man who THANKS you for being with you
user73 oscar piastri is the MAN
user74 osco 🥹🥹
user75 theyre the cutest your honour
arthur_leclerc cant believe you two are actually together
arthur_leclerc what is WRONG with you oscarpiastri
user76 SO OPPOSITES DOES ATTRACT
charles_leclerc i feel like i should tear those adoption papers apart no?
user77 nicole and pascale in the likes omg the moms r proud 🥹
hattiepiastri i miss youuuu come back to aus soon
yourusername I MISS YOU TOO 😭😭 i’ll be back soon!!
lorenzotl ❤️❤️❤️
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lilymhe double date when?
yourusername mark your calendar, we’ll be there 🫶
user78 does it mean we lose our favorite rbr girlie? 😭😭😭😖😖
user79 mclaren YOU TOOK HER AWAY FROM US 🫵
yourusername i am NOT wearing that ugly orange for a MAN (even if hes super gorgeous and sweet)
mclaren ☹️☹️☹️
landonorris it’s papaya
yourusername “it’s papaya” ☝️🤓
landonorris oscarpiastri please break up with her or you’re gonna be paying for my therapy
oscarpiastri send the bill mate, i’m in for the longest ride possible here
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kindestofkings · 8 months ago
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espresso
lando norris x reader
dets: an international pop star and a f1 driver could never be secretly dating right? right?
authors note: this is kinda chaotic but its been still in my drafts since that damn espresso song came out, how is it so good?
faceclaim: sabrina carpenter
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yourusername me laughing at all y'all trying to figure out who my hot songs are about LOOLLLLLL you'll know when I want you to know MWAH xx
melbourne tonight :)))
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ynfan1 you are so unhinged I LOVE
charli_xcx just tell them its me !
yourusername you're right sorry wifey xx
ynfan2 wait are they still around??
ynfanupdates wait whats happening in melbourne tonight ???
ynfan3 she's so secretive, I didn't even know she was dating anyone
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landonorris tralia mate
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danielricciardo looking fresh mate
landonorris thanks babe xx f1fan1 landos longest relationship right here f1fan2 bahahah for real man is chronically single
oscarpiastri 👍👍
f1fan1 best of luck this weekend !
yourusername just posted to their close friends!
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[caption: baby just had a great weekend at the office <3]
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maxfewtrell disgustingly sweet
↳ jealousy is a disease, better get checked out xx
alexalbon ugh you two make me sick
↳ oh yeah and yourself and lily aren't worse 😐
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yourusername missing tour hours, should we do it again??
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ynfan1 PLEASE COME BACK
oliviarodrigo you never rest queen
yourusername lol duty calls ynfan1 huh? hasn't she been off for ages ? ynfan3 singers can have other responsibilities you do know that right
ynfan2 I just want to know who you're dating..
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ynfanupdates yourusername out in monaco tonight !
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ynfan1 huh wonder what has her in monaco? she's there alot recently
ynfan2 looooveee the orange
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landofan1 firstly tell how is a man so hot?? also look at how much he's vibing to yourusername's feather remix??
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landofan1 I could take him (not in a fight)
ynfan1 he is just like me fr
f1fan1 no WAY whats he doing playing yn? 👀
ynfan1 I mean she is one of the biggest pop singers in the world rn f1fan1 orrrrrrrr ynfan2 haha you wish
yourusername oooh whos he ?
landofan1 bahaahahha girl, you are everything I want my popstars to be
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yourusername pookie is away (again) so heres some pics of me looking hot for pookie, and pookie only <3
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ynfan1 what boyfriend would ever leave you??
yourusername I know right?? poor me !
chapellroan need a sub ?
yourusername I don't know what you're abbreviating but yes. yes please.
reneerapp god DAMN
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f1fan1 hmmmmmmhmmm away? and theres a grand prix this weekend
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lando.jpg returning the favour x Race weekend was gud
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landofan1 people died.
oscarpiastri such a poser
lando.jpg my lady loves it 🤷 landofan1 IS HE IN A RELATIONSHIP landofan2 since when wtf
f1fan1 I don't even care how delusional I am, he'd be so hot for yourusername
ynfan1 Ikr but they don't even follow each other :((
yourusername just posted to their story!
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[caption: pookie has returned <3]
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landonorris I don't know how I feel about pookie...
↳ but POOKIE I love it (and you)
↳ landonorris ugh okay fine (love you too)
charli_xcx this soft launch is mean, and I know who it is
↳ hehehhe lol its SO fun tho
f1fan1 is that papaya ?
yourusername just followed landonorris!
landonorris just followed yourusername!
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yourusername need a pick me up ?
Espresso 4/11 @ 8pm ET,
Music Video 4/12 @ 10:00am ET
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ynfan1 woooo queen is back
ynfan2 LOVE the vibe of this
landofan1 is that the JOLLY ???
landofan2 do we think lando is in the video?? cause thats defo him!
landonorris uber rating ?
yourusername 4 stars out of 5 ! missing star is because you kept making me laugh during filming landonorris always knew being so funny was a double edged sword. georgerussell sorry just confirming, do you think YOU are the funny one? ynfan1 what a random friendship, but so cute
f1fan1 finally followed each other, my delusions don't feel so crazy
landofan1 I would loveee if they became friends
landonorris just added to their close friends!
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[caption: we just hard launched via music video and people are thinking FRIEnDshIP ?]
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yourusername babyyyy they're so stupid
↳ told you it's crazy you're dating me..
↳ yourusername UGH no enough of that
danielricardio the landonorizz lore is to deep I'm afraid..
lilyme cons of dating a hottie
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yourusername guys this is my POOKIE! I just hardlaunched my muse, y'all should be blessed !
(last pic is not mine but like look at how he looks at me teehee...)
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landonorris love of my life fuck
ynfan1 damn y'all are in love love aren't you
fan1 this is crazy to me lando and THE pop it girl??
yourusername me and THE lando norris who is a professional hottie and my pookie xx landofan1 ugh im obsessed with you two
ynfan1 you're telling me you've been dating another celebrity for at least 3 years and we've seen ZERO pap pics?
f1fan1 for real tho we would've seen her at a grand prix, theres thousands of cameras landofan1 yeah seems suss yourusername ugh guys !!! why are you making me spell everything out for you landonorris time to cook darling
mclaren finally the parents are insta official
yourusername get hyped to see me at a gp wigless xxx
ynfan1 you wear wigs??
yourusername have you worn wigs?? landonorris will you wear wigs??? ynfan1 omfg I get it now
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landonorris meet my three year pr relationship x
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yourusername yes sorry guys the warming climate is all our fault !! just so fucking hot we cant help it eek
oscarpiastri you two are so unbearable already please go back to being a secret landonorris after 3 years of norizz jokes, I thinkkkk no !
landofan1 THREE yEaRs ???
mclaren wearing papaya off season? oh shes a keeper
ynfan1 heheh admin gets it
danielricciardo rip norizz it was fun while it lasted..
landonorris fun for WHO??
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hehe im working lateeee, cause I procrastinated doing assignments all day xx
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leclercloml · 7 months ago
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Shameless | PG8
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Pairing: Pedri Gonzalez x reader
Summary: where Pedri's girlfriend have 0 filter on and love saying freaky things on social media.
Genre: SMAU
Warnings: suggestive
Author's note; this is something...
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Pedri
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pedri Noche muy feliz porque siempre es especial marcar, y más si son los primeros goles con @/sefutbol. Gracias Palma por tanto cariño. ❤️ Con más ganas que nunca de que la #Euro2024 empiece!! #VamosEspaña
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yourinstagram such a kissable lips.
���pedri come kiss it then
⤷youruinstagram such a suckable dick 🤭
⤷pedri come ;)
⤷pablogavi DUDE WTF
⤷yourinstagram go away hater.
⤷username tears bro 😭
⤷username they've definitely makeout infront of him.
⤷pablogavi much worse
⤷username DUDEEE 😭😭
adidasfootball pedri potter 🪄
ferrantorres vamos hermano!
⤷username supportive besties 🥹
fcbarcelona ⚽⚽
⤷username buy wirtz!
⤷username who'll pay the money you?
yourinstagram waiting for you with open arms and open legs. 🛐🛐
⤷pedri I'm right beside you cariño
⤷yourinstagram let tie my hair real quick.
⤷username i understand her, if my man was pedri gonzález I would also be expressive like this.
⤷username fr like we can't even blame her.
yourinstagram "hey, can I take your ability to walk rq?" - the guy on 2nd slide.
⤷username what was your answer?
⤷yourinstagram can't even sit properly ffs.
⤷pedri 😘
⤷username damn ok girlie.
⤷ferrantorres gross. 🤮🤮
⤷alejandrobalde agree. 🤮
⤷username lmao 😭
pablogavi disgusting mfs 🙏🏻
⤷pedri jealous?
⤷pablogavi kill yourself lil bro
⤷yourinstagram hater.
⤷pablogavi biggest.
yourinstagram hey sexy.
⤷pedri hey cariño 💋
⤷username I don't if I want to be her or be with her.
username pedri really bagged a 10/10.
⤷pedri I'm surprised as you're brother.
username dude she's so pretty 😔
⤷yourinstagram all you bby<33
⤷username omg ilysm!!!
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username they're my favourite couple.
pedri added to story 5m ago.
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yourinstagram babbyyyy<3 now come and fuck me.
⤷pedri I'm literally down stairs cariño
⤷yourinstagram come upstairs then.
pablogavi simp.
alejandrobalde we get it bro
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yourinstagram summer te quiero mucho. 🍀
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pedri mi niña hermosa ❤️❤️ (my beautiful girl)
⤷yourinstagram mi hermoso chico ❤️ (my beautiful boy)
⤷username I don't who I'm more jealous of.
ferrantorres the 2nd slide was not necessary thank you.
⤷pedri you should be glad I didn't let her post the pic she wanted.
⤷ferrantorres thank you saviour.
pedri you're so hot, have sex with me?
⤷yourinstagram you're on ban.
⤷username tears bro 😭
⤷username so they're crazy CRAZY
mikkykiemeny Mi precioso <33
⤷yourinstagram mi mikkyyy<33
⤷username my favourite wags
username @/pedri how did you bag her Lil bro?
⤷pedri idk mate.
⤷yourinstagram he have a big heart and a big dick.
⤷username oh ok pop off queen 😭
username she's soooooo pretty
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yourinstagram he can ruin my ability to walk.
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pedri proudly.
⤷username okay king.
⤷username atleast he's winning off pitch
pedri mi bebe
⤷yourinstagram 🫶🏻
username girly calma 😭
username the caption??
pablogavi you all make me wanna kms.
⤷pedri shush.
username my favourite wag ever.
ferrantorres gross mfs.
⤷yourinstagram die.
username I love them sm
username REALEST WAG ever.
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chaostudee · 12 days ago
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i love you i'm sorry part three, charles leclerc + jude bellingham.
summary : y/n and charles tease the public on their relationship for awhile but in an after match interview jude spills all. faceclaim : cindy kimberly a/n : hope you like it <3 i spent so long trying to edit those wings onto her omgg 😭😭 also sorry i haven't been posting school is actually rly taking up most of my time rn but u will try to be more consistent xx
charlesleclerc the best weekend with the best of company
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carlossainz do you mean me or y/n??
user829 YES YES THIS IS WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW
username_78 BAHAHA CARLOS f1fan proof we all just want to know whether they are back together or not
user627 i spot y/nnn
user11 race was crazyyyy
f1lover YES NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT IT user52 the overtake into turn one by charles 🤯
justaninchident jude is fuming rn
y/nusername austin gp 🏎🏁
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》 ughh imagine this being your camera roll
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wdym charles
yk what i mean y/n
we're having fun charles
😒 y/n
what do u want me to say charles
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no seriously tell me charles
i want to get back together y/n
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oh god are u drunk y/n
drunk? me plssss you are sooo crazyyywy jude
tell me your location and ill get charles to pick you up y/n
i don't want charless silly i want you baby jude
jude pls don't we broke up it's over between us y/n
i can't just let you go jude
you have to y/n
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Labyrinth (j.b)
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Summary: the six most prominent moments in Joe’s relationship with Y/N Y/L/N
AN: a little combo of regular fic and an SMAU fic!! My first Joe Burrow fic too so there’s a lot of firsts going on lol
She’s a long one!!! And I hate the ending but oh well
One.
It was a sunny Tuesday afternoon at the Bengals’ practice facility, and Joe Burrow was seated next to the host of a Barstool podcast.
He didn’t do these interviews often but with the pre-season in full swing, he had a couple on his schedule. After answering a slew of football-related questions, the session took a lighter turn when the host decided to inject some fun into the conversation.
“Alright, Joe,” the host said, his voice playful. “We’ve been talking about your game on the field, but what about your game off it? Who would you say is your celebrity crush?”
Joe leaned back in his chair, scratching his neck thoughtfully. For a moment, he seemed like he was genuinely debating his answer. Then, a small, almost shy smile spread across his face.
“Celebrity crush?” he repeated. “I guess... Y/N Y/L/N from Outer Banks. She’s got this whole vibe—talented, gorgeous, and just really cool. Yeah, definitely her.”
The room erupted in laughter and teasing comments. The host muttered, “Good taste,” while the other joked, “Sliding into her DMs soon, Joe?”
Joe chuckled, shaking his head as if to brush off the attention, but the damage was done. Within hours, the clip of his admission was circulating on social media. Sports accounts, entertainment outlets, and fan pages had all picked it up. Memes popped up with captions like:
When your MVP is also a hopeless romantic, and Quarterback Joe Burrow shoots his shot.
Across the country, Y/N was sitting in her trailer on the set of Outer Banks, scrolling through her phone between takes. She hadn’t even made it halfway through her notifications before Madelyn Cline burst into the room, phone in hand.
“Did you see this?” She asked, her tone giddy.
“See what?” Y/N asked, setting her script aside.
“Joe Burrow—like, the Joe Burrow—just said you’re his celebrity crush during a press conference.”
Her brows shot up in surprise. “Wait, seriously?”
Madelyn thrust the phone toward her, showing her the clip. Y/N hit play, watching as Joe, clad in his Bengals gear, casually named her as his celebrity crush. At first, she laughed—a light, disbelieving sound—but as the video looped, she couldn’t help but notice the genuine look on his face. It wasn’t cocky or rehearsed. It was… sweet.
“Well,” Madelyn said, smirking, “looks like someone’s got a fan.”
“Yeah, a fan who’s, like, an NFL star,” Y/N quipped, trying to brush it off, though her cheeks had turned a noticeable shade of pink. “He probably says stuff like that all the time.”
“Oh, no way. That guy does not look like he just ‘says stuff.’ You should DM him. Or better yet, I’ll DM him for you!”
“Absolutely not,” Y/N said, laughing as she snatched the phone back. But later, when she was alone, she replayed the clip a few more times, unable to shake the warm, fluttery feeling in her chest.
Across social media, fans were having a field day. Football fans and Outer Banks fans joined forces, shipping Joe and Y/N like they were characters in their own romantic drama. Someone tweeted:
Joe Burrow x Y/N? A crossover episode I didn’t know I needed.
Even Y/N’s manager brought it up during a call the next day. “The press is eating this up. We could lean into it if you’re comfortable.”
Y/N sighed. “He seems nice, but… let’s not make a big deal out of it.”
“Noted,” her manager said, though the tone suggested they were already envisioning the headlines.
Still, the attention lingered. For Joe, it became an inside joke with his teammates.
“You think she’s seen it yet?” one of them teased during practice.
“She probably has,” Joe said, trying to sound casual, but the truth was, he kind of hoped she had.
And for Y/N, every time she opened Instagram or Twitter and saw a fan edit pairing her with Joe, she couldn’t help but smile. Little did either of them know, this was only the beginning.
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@y//nofficial: my babes (also being the celebrity crush of a nfl player is my finest achievement in life 😉)
Two.
Months had passed since Joe casually admitted to the world that Y/N was his celebrity crush, and while the media had gradually moved on to other stories, the moment had left a lasting impression on both of them.
For Joe, it had been nothing more than a lighthearted, honest answer in the moment. But as he followed Y/N’s career—watching interviews, catching glimpses of her on magazine covers, and finally binge-watching Outer Banks during the offseason—he couldn’t deny that his admiration for her had only grown.
For Y/N, Joe’s comment was a flattering blip in her increasingly busy schedule. Between shooting a new season of Outer Banks and fielding scripts for movie roles, she hadn’t thought much about it—at least, not until their paths crossed in the most unexpected way.
It was the night of the ESPY Awards, a glittering evening celebrating the best in sports. Joe had been invited after leading the Bengals to a playoff run that cemented his reputation as one of the league’s brightest stars. Y/N, on the other hand, was there as a presenter.
The after-party buzzed with energy. Athletes, actors, and industry power players mingled in the event space. Joe wasn’t one for crowded events—he preferred the quiet camaraderie of a locker room—but tonight, he was making an exception.
As he sipped a drink and scanned the room, his eyes landed on her. Y/N was standing near the bar, wearing a sleek, gold dress that caught the light every time she moved. She was laughing at something one of her co-stars had said, her smile lighting up the space around her. Joe’s heart skipped in a way he hadn’t felt before.
“Dude, you okay?” one of his teammates asked, noticing the quarterback’s sudden silence.
“Yeah,” Joe said, setting his glass down. “Be right back.”
Joe didn’t overthink as he crossed the room, his long strides purposeful yet casual. For someone who thrived under pressure, he was oddly nervous. As he got closer, Y/N glanced up, her gaze locking with his. Recognition flickered in her eyes, followed by a warm smile.
“Hi,” Joe said, extending a hand. “I’m Joe.”
“I know,” Y/N said with a teasing glint. She took his hand, her touch firm yet delicate. “I’m Y/N.”
“I know,” he shot back, his grin widening. The exchange was simple, but it broke the ice between them.
For the next few minutes—or maybe it was hours; neither of them kept track—they talked like old friends. Joe told her about his first football game as a kid, the way his dad had coached him to stay grounded, and the chaos of his rookie year in the NFL. Y/N shared stories about her early auditions, the nerves of landing her breakout role, and the unexpected challenge of filming on a boat in stormy weather.
“So,” she said at one point, her tone light but playful, “am I really your celebrity crush, or was that just something you said for the podcast?”
Joe laughed, a deep, genuine sound that made her smile. “It wasn’t just for the podcast. You’re… incredible. I meant it.”
Y/N’s cheeks warmed, but she didn’t shy away from his gaze. “Well, thank you. That’s sweet of you.”
The night wore on, and the party began to thin out, but Joe and Y/N stayed rooted in their little corner of the room, oblivious to the time or the world around them. By the end of the evening, Joe had her number saved in his phone under her name, followed by a football emoji she insisted he add.
As they said their goodbyes, Y/N looked at him and said, “It was nice meeting you, Joe. Maybe I’ll see you around.”
“Definitely,” he replied, his smile tinged with quiet determination.
The next day, during an interview recapping the night, Y/N was asked if she had fun at the ESPYs. She smiled knowingly. “I did. I met someone who made the night memorable.”
Joe, back at the practice facility, saw the clip during a break and couldn’t help but grin. “Made her night memorable, huh?” his teammate teased.
Joe didn’t answer, but the glint in his eyes said it all. It was the beginning of something new, though neither of them fully realized it yet.
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@y//nofficial: I had no business being at the ESPYs but I’m SO HAPPY I was! It was a very memorable evening! 😏
Three.
The photo that broke the internet wasn’t planned. Joe and Y/N had been dating quietly for a couple of months, their blossoming relationship tucked away from the public eye. They liked it that way.
Joe could focus on football without fielding endless questions about his personal life, and Y/N could work on her projects without worrying about being cast as “so-and-so’s girlfriend.”
That morning, they had decided to grab coffee at a small café in Cincinnati. It wasn’t one of those flashy celebrity spots—just a cozy, tucked-away place where they could sit and talk without interruption.
Y/N was in between filming seasons of the show and had some time off, so she spent it in the Midwest.
She wore an oversized hoodie and leggings, her hair pulled into a messy bun. Joe had on a Bengals cap and a casual sweatshirt. To anyone passing by, they looked like any other young couple enjoying a quiet moment together.
But someone did notice.
A fan walking out of the café spotted them holding hands as they strolled back to Joe’s car. The fan discreetly snapped a photo—not to be invasive, but because Joe Burrow and Y/N together?! It was too good to keep to themselves.
By the afternoon, the photo was everywhere.
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@fanaccountt: Joe Burrow spotted with Outer Banks actress Y/N Y/L/N all coupled up! Is this the beginning of a new power couple?
Joe was in the middle of reviewing game tape when his phone buzzed incessantly. He ignored it at first, but when his teammate Ja’Marr walked in grinning, he knew something was up.
“You’re trending,” Ja’Marr said, tossing his phone onto the desk.
Joe picked it up and immediately saw the photo. There he was, arms wrapped around Y/N, the internet going wild over their apparent relationship.
“Crap,” he muttered, running a hand through his hair.
“What, you mad about it?” Ja’Marr teased. “Dude, people are shipping you two like crazy. You’re a power couple now.”
Joe sighed. “It’s not about being mad. I just… I wanted to keep it private for a little longer.”
“Well,” Ja’Marr said with a laugh, “welcome to dating a superstar.”
Y/N wasn’t faring much better. Her phone had been blowing up all day, her group chats full of messages from co-stars and friends.
“Why didn’t you tell me you’re dating Joe freaking Burrow?!”
“Is this why you’ve been smiling so much lately???”
Her manager even called. “So… about that photo…”
Y/N groaned, rubbing her temples. “I didn’t think anyone would notice us! We weren’t even in L.A.!”
“Well, they noticed. So now the question is, do we address it, or let it fizzle out?”
Y/N bit her lip. She and Joe had talked about how they’d handle going public, but they hadn’t expected it to happen like this. After a quick call to Joe, they decided to keep it simple—acknowledge it without making a spectacle.
A few days later, Joe had a press conference. The media had been chomping at the bit to ask him about the photo, and as soon as the football questions wrapped up, one brave reporter dove in.
“Joe, there’s been a lot of buzz about your personal life lately. Care to comment on the photo of you and Y/N that’s been circulating?”
Joe’s lips twitched into a small smile. “Yeah, I’ve seen the photo,” he said, his tone light but measured. “Look, I get it—it’s part of the job. But, yeah, Y/N and I are dating. She’s incredible. I’m lucky to have her in my corner.”
The room buzzed with excitement, but Joe didn’t elaborate. He kept it short and sweet, knowing anything more would only add fuel to the fire.
Meanwhile, Y/N was promoting the upcoming season of Outer Banks on a popular morning talk show. Inevitably, the host brought up the photo.
“So, Y/N, the internet is losing it over this photo of you and Joe Burrow. Can you confirm—are you guys officially a thing?”
Y/N laughed, her cheeks flushing slightly. “I guess the photo kind of confirmed it for us, didn’t it?” she said, her voice warm and genuine. “Joe’s great. He’s funny, grounded, and so supportive. I’m really lucky.”
Fans swooned. The internet exploded again, dubbing them the It Couple of the year.
That night, Joe and Y/N sat on the couch in his living room, scrolling through the headlines together.
“‘NFL’s Golden Boy and Hollywood’s Sweetheart,’” Joe read aloud, smirking. “That’s a bit much, don’t you think?”
Y/N leaned her head on his shoulder, laughing. “Get used to it, superstar. This is our life now.”
He wrapped an arm around her, pulling her close. “As long as I’ve got you, I think I can handle it.”
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@y//nofficial: well…I guess it’s out there now 🧡 @joeyb_9
Four.
It was a moment that underscored just how much Joe and Y/N had come to mean to each other—not just as a couple but as a team. Their worlds were so different, but they’d found ways to support each other, even when the demands of their careers kept them apart.
The moment happened on one of the NFL’s biggest stages: the AFC Championship Game. Joe had led the Bengals to the brink of a Super Bowl appearance, and the eyes of the world were on him.
It was a freezing January evening, the kind where the air burned your lungs and every hit on the field felt twice as hard. But Joe didn’t seem fazed; he thrived in the cold.
Y/N had cleared her schedule weeks ago to make sure she could be there. She was bundled up in a Bengals hoodie and beanie, sitting in a private box with Joe’s family, but she might as well have been on the field with him.
Every play made her heart race, and she cheered as loudly as anyone when Joe threw a perfect touchdown pass or scrambled for a first down.
When the Bengals sealed the victory in the final minutes, the stadium erupted. Y/N stood and clapped, her face lighting up with pride. Cameras panned across the crowd, catching her celebration, and the broadcasters couldn’t resist a mention.
“And there’s Joe Burrow’s girlfriend, Y/N,” one of them said. “She’s been a fixture at games this season, always showing her support.”
Joe’s post-game press conference was filled with the usual football questions, but one reporter couldn’t resist asking about the glimpse of Y/N on the broadcast.
“You’ve talked a lot about your teammates being in your corner,” the reporter began, “but it seems like you’ve got a pretty special fan in your corner too. How important has Y/N’s support been during this season?”
Joe’s face softened, a rare moment of vulnerability on full display. “She’s been incredible,” he said. “We both have demanding schedules, but she always finds a way to be there when it matters. Having her support—it means everything.”
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@y//nofficial: in my WAG era @joeyb_9
Later in the week, Y/N was gearing up for the premiere of her latest film, a romantic drama that was already generating Oscar buzz.
The red carpet was a dazzling frenzy of flashing cameras and shouting photographers, but Y/N glided through it with ease. Dressed in a custom gown that seemed to shimmer under the lights, she was the picture of Hollywood elegance.
When asked about her role and the film, she was all business, talking passionately about the story and her character. But, inevitably, a question about Joe came up.
“Your boyfriend, Joe Burrow, just led his team to another Super Bowl appearance,” the interviewer said. “How does it feel to be dating someone who’s at the top of his game, just like you?”
Y/N smiled, her eyes twinkling. “Joe works harder than anyone I’ve ever met. He’s so focused and driven, but he’s also incredibly humble about everything he’s accomplished. Watching him do what he loves at such a high level—it’s inspiring. I couldn’t be prouder of him.”
The clip of her response went viral almost immediately, fans swooning over her heartfelt words.
Joe couldn’t attend the film premiere because he was deep in Super Bowl preparations, but that didn’t stop him from supporting her in his own way.
On the day of the premiere, Y/N woke up to a surprise delivery at her hotel: a massive bouquet of her favorite flowers with a handwritten note.
“To my superstar,
Wish I could be there to cheer you on tonight. You’re going to be amazing—just like always.
Love, Joe.”
Y/N smiled as she read it, her heart swelling. Later that night, after walking the red carpet and enduring endless interviews, she called Joe.
“You didn’t have to do that,” she said, her voice warm with affection.
“Of course I did,” he replied. “I hate that I couldn’t be there, but I wanted you to know I’m thinking about you.”
“Well,” she said, “you’re officially the sweetest boyfriend ever.”
Their mutual support didn’t go unnoticed by fans or the media. People loved how they celebrated each other’s successes, even from a distance. Someone tweeted:
Joe Burrow sending flowers to Y/N before her premiere? That’s the kind of MVP energy we all need.
Another wrote: Y/N calling Joe’s season ‘inspiring’ is proof they’re the real deal. Power couple status confirmed.
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Five.
By the time the Super Bowl rolled around, Joe and Y/N’s relationship had become a fixture in both sports and entertainment media.
They were admired not just for their individual accomplishments but for the way they seemed to amplify each other’s strengths. Fans loved their humility, their chemistry, and the quiet way they handled their fame.
But this was Joe’s moment—a chance to bring a Lombardi Trophy home to Cincinnati, something that had eluded the franchise for decades.
As game day approached, the buzz was electric. The pressure was immense, and the stakes couldn’t have been higher.
Y/N had spent the week leading up to the game in New York, doing press for the new season of Outer Banks. She wanted to fly to LA early to be with Joe, but he insisted she focus on her commitments.
“I know how much this season means to you,” he told her over the phone. “I’ll be fine. Just promise me you’ll be there on Sunday.”
“Wouldn’t miss it for the world,” she said.
On the morning of the game, Y/N arrived in LA, joining Joe’s family in their private suite at the stadium. Dressed in a Bengals jersey with “Burrow” embroidered on the back, she was a bundle of nerves. Watching Joe on the field was always intense, but this was different. This was the Super Bowl.
The game was a nail-biter. Joe played brilliantly, showcasing his trademark composure under pressure. Every throw, every scramble, every audible sent the crowd into a frenzy.
Y/N found herself clapping, cheering, and even pacing the suite at times, her heart pounding with every play.
The Super Bowl had been everything Joe and the Bengals dreamed of—except for the ending. They fought hard, battled down to the wire, but ultimately, they fell short.
The scoreboard didn’t reflect the effort, the heart, or the grit Joe and his team had shown on the field.
As the confetti fell in the Ram’s colors, Joe stood on the field, his helmet dangling from his hand. He was stoic, as always, but those closest to him could see the weight of the moment settling on his shoulders.
In the stands, Y/N felt a pang of sadness for Joe. She had been there for his triumphs and his setbacks, but she knew how much this one hurt.
As the Ram’s celebrated, Y/N stayed rooted in her seat, watching Joe as he lingered on the field, congratulating the victors with quiet grace.
When he finally made his way toward the tunnel, she slipped past security and met him in the hallway.
Joe looked up and saw her standing there, wearing his jersey with a pair of leather pants, her eyes filled with nothing but love.
“Hey,” he said, his voice hoarse.
“Hey,” she replied softly.
Without another word, she stepped forward and wrapped her arms around him. He let out a deep sigh as he held her, his chin resting on her shoulder.
“I’m so proud of you,” she whispered.
Joe pulled back slightly to look at her. “For losing?” he asked, a hint of self-deprecation in his tone.
“For leading,” she corrected. “For playing your heart out. For being the guy everyone looks up to—on and off the field.”
Her words seemed to ease some of the tension in his jaw, and he managed a small smile. “Thanks for being here,” he said.
“Always,” she promised.
Joe faced the press soon after, answering questions with his usual composure. When asked about the loss, he acknowledged the disappointment but praised his teammates for their effort and determination. Then, one reporter asked a more personal question.
“Joe, we saw Y/N in the tunnel with you after the game. How much does her support mean to you on a night like this?”
Joe’s expression softened, and for a moment, he seemed to forget the cameras and the crowd.
“It means everything,” he said simply. “Win or lose, she’s always there for me. Having someone like that in your corner—it’s more than I could ever ask for.”
Days later, Y/N was asked about the game during a podcast appearance.
“Your boyfriend played an incredible game, even though the team didn’t get the win. What did you say to him after?” the host asked.
Y/N smiled. “I told him I was proud of him. Because I was. He gave it everything he had, and that’s all anyone can ask for. Joe doesn’t measure his worth by wins and losses, and neither do I.”
Her response resonated with fans, many of whom took to social media to praise her unwavering support.
For Joe and Y/N, the Super Bowl wasn’t the ending they had hoped for, but it became a defining moment in their relationship. It reminded them that true partnership wasn’t about sharing only the victories—it was about standing together through the defeats, too.
As Joe said to Y/N that night, as they sat side by side on the couch in their hotel room, “I might not have won the trophy, but I’ve already won the most important thing in my life.”
Y/N looked at him with a soft smile. “And what’s that?”
“You,” he said, pulling her close.
And in that moment, the loss didn’t seem so heavy anymore.
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@y//nofficial: so unbelievably proud of @joeyb_9 you played your heart out and left it all on the field. You never cease to amaze me. I love you always and forever 🧡🖤
Six.
The offseason after the Super Bowl had been a whirlwind for both Joe and Y/N. Between his post-season press appearances and her press tours for Outer Banks and her latest film, finding time for each other wasn’t easy. But they made it work, prioritizing quiet moments away from the spotlight.
It was during one of those moments—a secluded weekend at a lake house in Ohio—that Joe decided it was time.
Y/N had always loved the simplicity of the lake house. It was peaceful, tucked away from the chaos of their public lives.
On their second evening there, Joe suggested a sunset boat ride, something they’d done countless times before.
Y/N didn’t think anything of it, even as Joe packed a small picnic basket with her favorite snacks and a bottle of wine.
As they floated on the calm waters, the sky painted in shades of orange and pink, Joe grew quieter than usual.
“You okay?” Y/N asked, tilting her head to study him.
He smiled, but there was a hint of nervousness in his expression. “Yeah,” he said. “Just thinking about how lucky I am.”
“Lucky?” she teased. “You’re Joe Burrow. I’d say you’ve got some skill in there too.”
Joe chuckled, shaking his head. “I mean lucky to have you.”
Before Y/N could respond, he reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out a small velvet box.
Her breath caught as he opened it, revealing a stunning, timeless diamond ring.
“Y/N,” Joe said, his voice steady but full of emotion, “you’ve been my partner through everything—the highs, the lows, the crazy schedules. I can’t imagine my life without you. Will you marry me?”
Tears filled her eyes as she nodded, a bright smile spreading across her face. “Yes, of course I will,” she said, throwing her arms around him.
The ring sparkled in the fading sunlight as he slid it onto her finger.
They decided to wait a few weeks before announcing the engagement, savoring the joy privately with close family and friends. But the news broke one sunny Monday morning when Y/N posted a picture on Instagram.
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@y//nofficial: Forever ❤️💍 @joeyb_9
Within minutes, the post exploded with likes, comments, and reposts.
Joe shared his own announcement on Instagram.
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@joeyb_9: She said yes and now she’s stuck with me. @y/noffical
Fans were ecstatic. Social media buzzed with excitement, and hashtags like #JoeAndYNGoals and #PowerCouple flooded timelines.
One fan tweeted: “Our QB1 is officially off the market, and honestly, we love to see it. Congrats, Joe and Y/N!”
Another wrote: “Joe Burrow just won the Super Bowl of life. Y/N, you’ve got the real MVP!”
During a press conference later that week, Joe was inevitably asked about the engagement.
“Joe, congratulations on your engagement,” a reporter said. “Can you share how you proposed?”
Joe smiled, his signature calm demeanor softening. “Thank you, I appreciate it,” He started. “But I don’t think I’m going to talk about that just yet. Let’s just stick to football.” He finished, a smirk on his face.
He wanted to keep some part of their engagement special. Keep the details and the moment just between them, something that the prying eyes can’t touch.
Y/N, appearing on a late-night talk show around the same time, was asked the same question.
“It was so Joe,” she said with a laugh. “Thoughtful, intimate, and a little bit unexpected. I couldn’t have dreamed up a better moment. That’s about all the details I’m going to give!”
As the engagement news continued to dominate headlines, one thing became clear: Joe and Y/N weren’t just admired for their individual accomplishments—they were celebrated for the love and respect they showed each other.
For their fans, the proposal announcement was a fairytale come to life. But for Joe and Y/N, it was just the beginning of a lifetime of chapters yet to be written—together.
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Forever proud of you — Franco Colapinto
You’re opening for Taylor Swift at The Eras tour and Franco is supporting you at every step you take.
pairing — franco colapinto x singer!reader
note: the timeline is not pretty accurate, just don't think about it too much!
(smau)
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My first time singing in a crowd like this! it was magical. It was rare, I was there. Thank you so so much!
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francolapinto I'm so proud of you amor
francolapinto I have tears in my eyes
francolapinto MY GIRL IS OPENING FOR TAYLOR, can you hear me?????
alex_albon yes, I can hear the screams
user1 our queen is fulfilling her dreams
user2 you're amazinggggggg
user3 my favourite singer opening for my other favourite singer
alexandrasaintmleux yesssss ❤️
williamsracing congrats!
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Come to tell you my girl is opening for Taylor Swift. She is so incredible and I don't have words to express how proud I am. Te amo mi amor yourusername
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user1 pop singer x F1 driver, someone pls write a book
user2 this is the content I need
user3 our paddock princess opening for taylor 🥹
paulodybala 👏🏼
yourusername I love you so much Franco❤️
francolapinto have already told you I'm so proud of you?
yourusername babe 🥹
carlossainz55 invite me!
yourusername OH YES
francolapinto don't start flirting with that spaniard, you prefer me
yourusername 🙄🙄
franco's story
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caption: I´m so enamored of you
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y/n opening for Taylor. Franco was seen in the crowd, she was smiling at him and she even dedicated a song to him
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user1 he would stop crashing if he spent less time on y/n concerts
user2 oh shut up
yourusername yes shut up
user3 they're so cuteee
user4 finally she got a man who treats her right
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francolapinto
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with you for all my lifetime yourusername ❤️
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yourusername I love you Franquito
francolapinto I love you amorcito
user1 I saw him last night and he signed my y/n's merch, he was smiling so much
user2 how many times franco has been on the eras already?
alex_albon Can you invite me to The Eras tour? My girlfriend wants to go
francolapinto no, you didn't listen to me last time when I was talking about her
alex_albon you always talk about her
francolapinto true
lewishamilton What a beautiful couple!
yourusername omg Lewis I love youuuuuuu I'm your biggest fan
francolapinto don't flirt with him
yourusername I'm not flirting 🫦 (yet)
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‘us’ is out now! with the incredible participation of the most generous Taylor Swift. thank you for being part of this! i hope you guys like it!
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user1 YESSSSS Y/N AND TAYLOR COLLABORATION
francolapinto THAT´S MY GIRL
francolapinto I'M THE BIGGEST FAN OF THIS SONG
yourusername I love you baby boy
taylorswift ❤️
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alexandrasaintmleux best song ever
yourusername we need to hang out soon
alexandrasaintmleux can I bring Leo?
yourusername YESSSS I want to meet him🥹
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yourusername look at this
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user1 franco found the edits
user2 I thought I was her biggest fan but found out Franco is better than me
lionelmessi 😂
yourusername OMG MESSI KNOWS OF MY EXISTENCE
yourusername LEO TE AMO MUCHO SOS MI ÍDOLO (*translation: leo I love you so much you're my idol)
alex_albon WHERE ARE MY TICKETS??
yourusername next time I want someone to be on my album I should call you😂
francolapinto yesss
user1 franco ignoring alex is so funny
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I loved the way you sang 'us' with me.Thank you so much!
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francolapinto ya te dije que te amo?
user1 traslation?
user2 he said "have already told you that I love you?"
carmenmmundt You're an angel
alexandrasaintmleux I'm not lying when I say us is my favourite song❤️
user1 y/n being friends with the other wags is so cute
user2 she's one of the youngest, they treat her as a young sibling
user3 oh to be friends with them
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Franco said in his last interview that his girlfriend was always there for him and now he wants to show his support every time he goes to her concert.
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user1 who's his girlfriend? I don't know her
user2 do you live under a rock?
user3 they're so cuteeeee
user4 Franco being so in love with y/n is my roman empire
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y/n with lily, alexandra and carmen in the last concert of the eras tour. alex albon was there too, seems like franco and his girlfriend finally invited him
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user1 Alex must be happy!!!
alex_albon I AM
yourusername say gracias Franco
alex_albon fuck you Franco
alexandrasaintmleux best night with my girlsss
carlossainz55 I WASN'T INVITED
yourusername what? I told Franco to invite you francolapinto
francolapinto I guess I forgot
carlossainz55 🙄 yeah I totally believe you mate
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It was the last night of the Eras Tour. I'm gonna miss this so much, the way you sang with me, trading friendship bracelets and all the support you gave me. Thank you 😊 ps my love francolapinto thank you for being there every time you had the opportunity, I'm beyond grateful ❤️
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user1 I was sitting close to franco and he cried when the show ended
user2 what he's going to do now?
user3 there are rumors that y/n will go on tour again soon
taylorswift it was wonderful to have you on The Eras❤️
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francolapinto forever proud of you my girl
yourusername I love you my love 😊
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celli-ohs · 4 months ago
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awooga!
part one of accidentally in love! series shy!soobin x popular!reader; college!au, strangers to friends to lovers! fluff, comedy, angst (possible smut in the future, idk yet)
9. what's a peabnits? (written portion included 1.8k)
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You almost miss the banging of your front door, as you currently have music blasting throughout your apartment. “Did she lock herself out again?” You refer to one of your best friends’ and roommate Chaewon (she had a tendency to walk out the front door with nothing but lip gloss in her purse). You don’t even bother to look through the peephole, as it was blurry anyways, and swing the door open. You instantly regret it. “Hi!” Soobin’s got the most goofy grin on his face as he greets you enthusiastically. Immediately you shut the door. Your face burns red as you process what just happened. Soobin, the man of your dreams, is outside your apartment, having somehow magically shown up. And you’re wearing nothing but a giant shirt covered with Shrek memes captioned “Can’t Today, I’m Swamped”. This could not be happening. 
There’s a knock on the door. “Uh, hey Y/n, sorry if I scared you.” Soobin calls out. “It’s just- I didn’t mean to surprise you- I’m not a stalker I promise! Taehyun sent me to fetch his textbook from you? For Biology?” You gasp quietly. Taehyun must have sent Soobin your address. Why didn’t he text you?! “Give me one second!” You shout back, frantically running around your apartment grabbing any trash or clothes laying around. Luckily, you and Chaewon were relatively clean people, but that didn’t excuse the mess you’d made since it was laundry day. You toss a dirty pair of jeans into the laundry basket right before you swing the door open once more. 
“Hi! Sorry! I- uh- wasn’t expecting you to come over.” You fake a smile as you sweep some hair out of your face. “Sorry for popping up randomly,” Soobin shoots you his signature smile and suddenly your nerves disappear. “Actually our friend Kai, he’s taking Biology and he’s gonna be borrowing Taehyun’s books for the class,” You nod, now understanding the situation. “Oh, yeah I have them right here actually. Come inside,” You urge him as you walk over to the dining table to fetch the books. Soobin closes the door behind him, quickly following you inside. “Here, I wrote some sticky notes in there, maybe they’ll help?” You shrug as you pass the books to him. 
“Appreciate it, he’s gonna need all the help he can get.” As you chuckle, Soobin is carefully taking in the scenery of your home. Unlike his shared apartment with Taehyun, your place feels lived in. There’s a small couch in your living room, on one side is a giant green bean bag, the other a blue sofa chair. Oddly enough you don’t have a TV, just a blank wall (every other wall is decorated, he wonders if this is intentional). The tiny kitchen is adorned with mismatched bowls and plates, as well as a fridge covered with miscellaneous notes, letters, pictures and silly drawings. “Sorry, it’s not much,” You shrug.
“What? No, I love it. I think your apartment is nice, comfy. It feels like home.” He turns back to you and this time he notices what you’re wearing. “I need that shirt.” He breaks out into a grin and you’re now laughing. “I’ll have Keeho send me the link, that way we can be matching.” You wink at him. Suddenly feeling stuffy, Soobin clears his throat, eyes wandering everywhere but you and your pretty face. “Well thanks for the books, I should probably go bring these to Kai-” “Wait!” You grab the sleeve of his hoodie, stopping him in his tracks. Surprised, he almost falls. “W-Why don’t you stay a while? I mean you came all this way, I live across town from you, it’d be a waste of time,” You try to argue. 
Soobin is nodding unconsciously. “Yeah, yeah, you’re right.” He agrees. “I mean, I’d have to wait for the bus anyways,” He begins to ramble. “You took the bus?” You question, knowing very well he has a functioning car and driver’s license. “No. But if I did I would have waited outside alone.” His argument is odd but valid. “Come on, Kai can wait. I wanna show you something,” You drag him down your little hallway and into your room (you’re so grateful today you had the day off from both work and school to clean up). Inside Soobin is brought into your world, your haven. 
Despite the smaller space, you made everything work. Your bed was in a corner of the room, next to it a small shelf. Across your bed was a small desk, covered in various papers and books, your laptop peeking out from the pile. But what Soobin loved the most were your little trinkets. You’d described to him once that you like to collect little figures and knickknacks you found cute, but seeing them in person was different. “This is so cute,” Soobin giggles, picking up the little Pingu stuffed animal you’d placed on a shelf. You sit on your bed as he imitates the character. “I wanted to show you that,” You point to another shelf, where your most prized possession sits. 
“Is that-” “The Gojo Hollow Purple figure? Yep.” You sound so haughty as Soobin fanboys. “How did you get this? It’s like $500?!” He looks at you in disbelief. “My friends all pitched in for my Christmas gift last year. It’s my favorite figure ever.” You smile warmly thinking about your wonderful friends. “I’ve never seen one in real life.” He admits. “Actually, I just ordered this one, wanna see?” He plops down right beside you. As Soobin shows you his latest nerdy endeavors, you become distracted by, well him. You never noticed it before, but Soobin hands were quite veiny. Not only that, his fingers were long and much larger than yours. Actually, you were sure his entire hand was twice yours. 
At this point, you’re no longer paying attention to Soobin’s phone screen, and your eyes have now wandered up to his face. You liked the way his dimples poked out when he talked, his big round eyes so full of excitement hidden behind his glasses. His nose you found incredibly endearing, so perfect and round. But his lips? Now admittedly that was one of the first features that stuck out to you from Soobin. You liked his pout, how plush his lips were, especially so when he was worried. But the way his teeth peek through whenever he smiles, you found it incredibly adorable. 
You don’t know how long you’ve been staring, but Soobin finally notices, and pauses mid sentence. “Do I have something stuck in my teeth?” He begins to panic, reaching up to cover his face. You shake your head, instead grabbing his hand, causing his eyes to widen. You like the way his cheeks turn pink from a single touch from you. “Soobin,” You say quietly, leaning closer to him, you’re secretly delighted when he doesnt pull away. “Yeah?” He whispers back. You gently let go of his hand, only to delicately poke his cheek.
“Did you know when you smile, your right cheek moves first?” You ask him. Soobin swallows thickly, and you can’t help but watch his Adam's apple bob up and down. “No.” His voice is so low, you can barely hear him, so you move in closer, your faces, your lips, mere centimeters away. “Well you do,” Is all you can say. You want to kiss him so badly, and you’re sure he does too, with the way he’s now gathered the courage to gently cup your cheek, guiding you towards him. Almost eagerly, you close the gap, letting your lips connect. Just as you imagined, his lips are soft, the way they press against your own is intoxicating. 
Soobin has both hands cupping your face now, your own fingers wrapped around his wrists, never wanting him to let go. You feel his tongue gently slide between your lips, asking for entry, and you can’t deny him. Your hands begin to roam, running down his neck, up into his hair. Soobin doesn’t complain, in fact you’d argue he was enjoying this more than you. What first started out as a simple and innocent kiss had now evolved into a passionate makeout session. You don’t even realize you’ve run out of breath until you hear your bedroom door open. “Shiro! Come here baby!” Chaewon’s calls for her pup have you suddenly yanking Soobin away.
“ACK!-” Soobin chokes as you stand up, flustered over the thought that your best friend almost caught you making out with your crush(? Situationship? Potential boyfriend?) Her pomeranian Shiro, who had barged into your room, begins to bark at Soobin. “You have a dog?” He asks, confused. Before you can answer, Chaewon stumbles in, jumping at the sight of Soobin. “Oh my God!” She accidentally squeaks out. “H-Hi,” Soobin smiles awkwardly. Chaewon, the ever so subtle woman she was, fakes a smile and scoops up Shiro. “Hi, I’m Chaewon, her best friend. Sorry about Shiro, he barks at everyone,” She apologizes before speeding out of the room. 
She’s definitely gonna interrogate you later. “I think I should go. Kai kinda needs these,” Soobin awkwardly stands, grabbing the two textbooks he’d left on your shelf. “Yeah, uh, let me walk you out.” You offer, leading him back to the front door. “Bye! Have a goodnight! Thanks for coming!” Chaewon shouts as Soobin exits, you have to physically stop yourself from chucking a shoe at her. Soobin is so sweet, he gives her a friendly wave before you close the door behind you. “I’m so sorry, I forgot Chae took Shiro out for a walk. I didn't think they’d be back so soon,” You ramble. “It’s fine, don’t worry, I like dogs.” He assures you, but you’re not sure if he understood what you meant. 
“So uh, I’ll see you later?” Soobin quirks his eyebrow curiously at you. “Yeah, definitely.” You nod, biting your cheek. “Okay, nice.” He’s taking slow steps as he walks away. “Oh! Soobin!” You call out, and he immediately spins around. “Yeah?” The way he tilts his head, he’s like a bunny, you think. “Tell Taehyun I said thanks for letting me borrow his books,” You remind him. “Yeah, yeah,” He nods and you wonder if he feels dejected. He turns around again, heading towards the stairs. You want to shout at him again, find an excuse to keep him here longer, but Soobin’s already gone. With a dreamy sigh, you reminisce about the tingling feeling of his lips against your own before heading back inside.
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Bonus:
Soobin realized he had to go pee by the time he got to the bottom of the stairs, but got too embarrassed to go back up and ask to use your bathroom
He never delivered the books to Kai because he was daydreaming about you as he drove back home
Soobin had actually blackmailed Taehyun into letting him pickup the books
Chaewon hid behind the door and peeked through the peephole to see if you two would kiss
She also scared you when you went back inside
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reidslovely · 2 years ago
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Another suggestion: reader furious with Peter, thinking she was cheated by him after his ex-girlfriend posted a photo of the two together in IG with a dubious and enigmatic caption... Too much drama, anguish, reader pulling away and running off somewhere to reflect... Peter finds her... Happy ending, please <3
Maybe not my best piece of work, but I did what I could and I like how it turned out. A little longer than I thought it would be haha. Hope you love it friend.
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Admittedly, she was not too fond of the idea of going to Peter’s ten year high school reunion with him. They had just officially started dating about a month ago, and she was still unsure if these were things he wanted her to attend with him. There was also the fact that Peter never asked her if she wanted to go with him, and she was not about to invite herself. When he got to her apartment from the reunion, she noted that he was slightly buzzed and tired. The latter showed from the way he tossed himself face first on the bed. She laughed asking him how it went, and if he saw any old friends. 
“I think I’m still the same loser I was then. Puny Parker still reigns as the loser king.” He mutters burying his face deeper into her blanket clad thighs. “Seeing my high school bully and my first girlfriend all in the same night really pulls some worse flashbacks than any of my crime fighting has.” 
She couldn’t help but to laugh from that, as Peter rolled over head still in her lap, staring up at her before closing his eyes and falling asleep. 
Admittedly, she also was not too fond of the first picture that popped up on her instagram that morning. (Y/N) had no clue she had even followed Liz Allan anywhere on social media. The photo, taken the previous night, had the dark haired girl clinging to a giggly, tipsy Peter. Arms around his neck cheek to cheek, like something out of a catalog. Swiping in the carousel of photos the next was a similarly posed picture of the two. The couple in the photo were about eleven years younger fifthteen years old, sixteen at most. Having a happy day at the skatepark, still clinging to each other. As if the pain in her heart growing was not a big enough sign to turn back and ignore the post she let her eyes wander down to the caption. 
‘Most definitely not fifthteen and sixteen anymore but still love you just the same Petey” 
That alone set fire onto her skin, her stomach churning out of pure spite and jealousy. Peter slept soundly in her bed next to her, and it took everything in her rational brain to hold back from repeatedly hitting him with the decorative pillows. She stared at him, rationally she knew this was just two friends, maybe even strangers now reminiscing about their past. However, when he came home last night he made it sound so miserable like he never even wanted to see her. Quietly, and slowly she removed herself from the bed not wanting to stir him awake. Peter rolls around for a minute noticing the shift in weight. It doesn’t wake him though, (Y/N) sighs softly making her way to the kitchen after changing her clothes. 
Pulling her favorite to go cup down from the cabinet she starts making her morning tea, she grabs the notepad off the table writing a quick note that she’d be back soon, that he should take out breakfast. She makes her way out the door and down the stairs.
 “Good Morning Ms. (Y/LN). No Peter?” The older lady from next door asks as she walks her dog. 
“No, no he’s sleeping in this morning. Had a busy night, I just wanted to get some reading done at the park this morning.” 
“Well have fun, be safe.” 
(Y/N) nodded her neighbor off, forcing a smile as she walked across the street heading for Astoria park. 
Peter rolled over once more, his hand reaching out for his girlfriend. His skin was met with the emptiness of cold satin sheets, his fingers dragging on the fabric as he lifted himself up to look around the room. It was dark and empty, the only bit of light that filled the room came from a crack in the curtain. Peter yelled out, waiting a few seconds for a reply before jumping out of bed. He ran through the condo looking around, stopping in the kitchen seeing the note on the counter. His hand rubbed down his face, his stomach grew a sinking feeling. Peter looked around frantically for his phone, digging through the pockets of his jacket from last night. Once in his hand it lit up, a photo of (Y/N) holding a Spider-Man plushie decorated his screen. An instagram banner notification pulled his eyes down: ‘LizzyAllan tagged you in a photo’. Peter clicked on it confused, the photo of him and her from last night mirrored one from a decade ago. Liked by ‘(y/n)(y/ln)’ caused the sinking feeling to grow. It was a silly thing to be jealous over, but putting himself in her shoes..he’d be jealous too. 
Peter clicked around his phone calling (Y/N) leaning against the kitchen counter. “Hey leave me a message, I’ll ge-” Kicking his feet Peter stood up straight, walking to the bedroom getting dressed. Grabbing his jacket and heading out, he clicked on her contact digging for her location. Astoria Park - 30 minutes ago, surely she couldn’t have gone far in thirty minutes. He stepped out onto the fire escape, took one look around, and swung off. Astoria was close enough, but swinging would get him there faster. 
Trees rustled, (Y/N) sat her journal down looking around. Peter walked out slowly behind the trees fixing his hair, approaching her. (Y/N) watched as he gave her a knowing smile, she returned it with a frown. 
“She means nothing to me, you know that right?” Peter asks, dropping down onto the ground next to her. “I dated her for five months in high school when I was sixteen.” 
(Y/N) sighed letting her head roll back before nodding. “Rationally, yes.” She leans her head on his shoulder playing with the fabric bookmark of her journal. “It’s just I didn’t go with you last night, you came home acting like you hated every bit of it and then I saw your photos with her looking happy and I felt..” 
“Left out, I get it. I’d feel that way too. I didn’t mean to make you feel negative.” He whispers against her hair. “I did have an awful time last night because you weren't there. You can ask anyone, all I did was talk about my new girlfriend and how cool she is.” Peter laughs, moving her hair from her face putting his face back on the top of her head. 
“You did?” 
“Of course I did. Showed everyone a picture of you, Flash couldn’t believe I was dating someone as pretty as you.” He jokes. 
“Mhm now you’re just trying to flatter me.” 
“Absolutely not, it’s true. You’re my girl and I love showing you off. It’s a silly throwback pic, you are my now and future okay, you don’t ever need to worry.” 
She smiled, letting her eyes track up his face as he pulled away. “Now can I please have a good morning kiss?” 
“Sure, I guess.” (Y/N) hums playfully, leaning in first. 
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(Where Geten finds out about Dabi's falling out with the Todoroki family, so he decides that ReDestro will be his father from now on)
*If Skeptic and Geten had come to the hospital with Dabi and the others.
Skeptic: -I, Todoroki Touya, was born as the eldest son of the Endeavor family.
Geten: Don't try to imitate me!!!
Skeptic: It's just first-person narration.
Geten: What is Endeavor? Who?
(Caption: After all, on the face they (Todorokis) are lesser than Re-Destro.)
Geten: Is over 30 people a gag? Tell me after you kill over 30 pro heroes.
Dabi: Touya is a wonderful name, because there is-
Geten: (harsh and angry) What is that super strong dye!!!
Dabi: Discoloration... (The black hair dye wouldn't wash out of the natural white hair completely)
Geten: Did Detonerat make you another one like the fireproof suit?
I'll have you do the work you deserve!!!
Dabi: The past doesn't disappear.
Geten: You can't ever go back?
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Top panel: It's scorching hot.
Geten: (harsh and angry) Don't let it go any further than necessary, idiot!!! Even though you're poor!!
Not being able to move when Re-Destro needs it is worth dying for!
If you want to talk, a letter or a phone call is fine!
It's not something you should do now!!!
(Picturing a speechless Endeavor like '......')
I'll give you the Father's Day card I prepared for Re-Destro, so cry and be grateful!! Look!
(cool down)
Get cold quickly!!! Don't disturb Re-Destro again!!!
※ruin!!!!!
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Took a screen shot of the panel with translation. It looks like a cute Detonerat Advertisement.
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The artist expressing there'd be no difference between female Geten and male besides that slight Adam's apple.
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Dabi insisting that Geten can cuddle with him instead. :-D
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Top panel says, "By chance."
Middle panels have Geten remembering what happened during the battle between ReDestro and Shigaraki. He thinks....it's disgusting and sad.
Bottom right panel has him getting worked up internally dwelling on it. He thinks: (bliss) My dream takes another step. (happy) Dead handle wooden crane. I want to be the power of dreams. Salvation death pattern tree funeral. Pop. Dead stem wood. Dead handle wooden crane. (lonely).
Complex emotions that cannot be processed.
(Side note: In Japan, the crane, or tsuru, is a national treasure and is considered the bird of happiness. It is depicted in art, literature, and mythology as a symbol of good luck and longevity because it is said to live 1,000 years. Geten is using it as an analogy for his happiness dissipating).
Shigaraki: ・・・Dabi...Don't make your child cry just because you lost... it will make your dreams worse.
Dabi: I was winning. This is your fault.
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Art credit: hrak (yaoi), Apocrypha, Dabi / Twitterログ12【外荼】 - pixiv
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wuxian-vs-wangji · 6 months ago
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Had the world's dumbest fight with my boss and the guy at work I hate.
He was handling our captioning system last week. There is a time limit the caption supervisor works under because the show airs not long after we record.
So every week, I put out a 3-tier list. Tier 1 is literally just get the names right. Tier 2 is get organization names. Tier 3 is get it all. Accuracy depends on how fast the person editing captions is (we use an automated captioning system and then a certain position has to edit it for accuracy).
The fight happened over someone's name.
Let's say the name is Jane McExample.
The guy I hate, and my boss, thought it was stupid that they have to make sure it says McExample instead of Mcexample. Especially since there are name fonts that pop up on screen sometimes saying "MCEXAMPLE" (since we do names in all caps)
Guy I Hate: It's a waste to do McExample instead of just Mcexample. Me: The system doesn't get the name right anyways, correct? Guy I Hate: Yeah. Me: So it literally takes no different amount of time to write McExample instead of Mcexample. What's the issue? Boss: Well, since we're writing it all caps there, why does it have to be capitalized that way (McExample) when it's not upper case? Me: Because uppercase means uppercase, it's a special term for when things are uppercase. When they're normal, they're normal. And that name is spelled McExample. The capitalization is part of the correct spelling. Guy I Hate: But you're willing to put it in all caps there so why does it matter if I put it Mcexample? Boss: Yeah. Me: Because uppercase is uppercase and what you're arguing is how it is spelled. On legal documents, it is McExample. It's one of those funny names that gets 2 capital letters because that's how it is spelled. Boss: But we're willing to ignore that for uppercase, so we shouldn't have to do anything special for lowercase. Me: Are you doing the whole name lowercase? Boss: Of course not. Me: Then again... you're arguing spelling. Guy I Hate: I say I should be allowed to type it however I want, and I say Mcexample is fine. Boss: I agree. Me: *done with this whole stupid convo* Okay. *goes out to the studio* Me: Hey Jane? Jane: Yeah? Me: They've decided your name on caption fonts will be Mcexample instead of McExample. Jane: *a very cranky attorney you avoid talking to because she can be very mean, standing up to go fight* LIKE HELL IT IS.
I lovingly refer to this as the "grenade lobbing" method. If they think it's stupid to properly write a name- which again takes NO ADDITIONAL TIME TO GET RIGHT- then they can fight her.
This is all part of the Guy I Hate still fighting tooth and nail to make captioning part of *my* job and not his job. The reason it's part of his job is that otherwise he would sit on his ass for 2 hours while I edit captions, waiting for me to be done so he can export the show with the proper coding and send it to various broadcast platforms.
So I made that part of his job, since he'd be the one sitting around until it was done anyways.
But he wants ME to do it, when my job ends the minute the show is over, and I'm still in 4 hours before him every show doing pre-production.
*also noting that there is a man on the show called O'Example and they have no issues getting his name right*
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beemynumberone · 6 months ago
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All The Colours (6/7)
-> In which Idol!Minghao and Actress!OC convey their heartfelt messages through colours.
-> slowwwwburn romance. friends to lovers. no smut.
-> constructive feedback is always appreciated!
All pictures are from Pinterest, I do not own them.
Writer’s note: Hi! I am writing these scenarios to placate my active imagination and hopefully make someone’s day/night. I do not intend to hurt anyone/anything through this fic.
Thank you for picking up my story and happy reading!
Masterlist
*btw, Yile is pronounced as Yi Le (in Chinese pronunciation), it is not supposed to rhyme with Kyle
Part 6: Grey
The Grey Area
Yile’s POV:
Yile stared at her phone, the circulating lyrics lighting up and fading like a Ferris wheel. Should she accessorise the plain background? Gnawing on her bottom lip, she decided on captioning with the song title and added an emoji. The white question mark would fit perfectly with the song’s title. Besides, it would pair with Minghao’s red question mark. It would look cute :] ,Yile thought. She hoped it wasn’t crossing a line. Her heart raced.
Minghao’s POV:
Great. Yile reciprocated his message. The continuation of the lyrics and the addition of a white question mark emoji to mirror his red one? Well done him. Minghao screamed internally.
Now what? He was sure they had moved on to the next level of ✨mutual friendship✨. But did this mean that they were friends? Were the lyrics she chose supposed to mean something or simply a continuation of what he started? Was the white emoji supposed to mean something? He stared at the words. He was definitely overthinking way too much. Every crumb she threw out was devoured eagerly by him and he wanted more.
A slew of messages popped up on his screen.
— Dokyeom:
It means she’s interested and wants to know more, you dummy!
Minghao opened the groupchat.
His band members were gossiping about his “love life” ever since he gave the green light. Not that there was much to talk about anyway.
— Seungkwan:
Send a message back! Don’t leave her hanging!
— Dino:
Yea hyung! Ask her out!
— Junhui:
I have her sister’s number ;) Do you want it?
— Dokyeom:
Go for it!!!! We’re rooting for you two!
— Soonyoung:
Good luck Minghao!!! Get your girl 🐯
Swallowing, Minghao opened the contact he got from Junhui. Jun was quite the social butterfly surprisingly. He charmed swindled their makeup artist of Yile’s sister’s phone number. It was pretty easy from there, if you exclude the blaze of questions Yile’s sister fired.
“Do you intend to have kids one day?”
Minghao was stunned. “Er, hopefully yes.”
“Okay. Yile likes children too but don’t pressure her.” Yile’s sister paused to take a breath.
“From what I’ve heard, you’re a pretty decent guy so you have my blessing for now. Take good care of her! If I see her in tears or sad in any way, you’ll have me to answer to.”
“Yes Ma’am”
Yile’s POV:
Her phone pinged.
— Little mum:
Sis, I gave your Minghao your number. He’s got a good heart. You have my blessing.
— Minghao:
Hi Yile, this is Minghao from svt. I got your number from your sister. Wanna meet up sometime soon?
— Me:
Hi Minghao, I’m free this Thursday for breakfast. I know a place :)
— Minghao:
Sounds good! See you.
— Me:
p.s. Wear blue!
When Yile shut her phone off, Xinhui (who was hovering over her shoulder) leaped into the air.
“Omaigawsh, you scored yourself a date Yile!” Xinhui squealed.
Yile’s heart rate was through the roof. Yay, they were finally going to meet. But… Minghao used ‘meet up’. Were they meeting as friends or something more? Her mind ran through the possibilities.
“Do you want this to be a date?” Xinhui asked.
“Well yes, but I wouldn’t mind it being a friendly meet up either.”
“But you want this to be a date, don’t you?”
“Yes”
“Then ask some pointed questions. I’m pretty sure he likes you romantically but if the worst does happen, don’t worry too much about it. Doll yourself up, don’t do anything stupid and have a good time! Be yourself.”
Yile hugged Xinhui. “Thanks for being my hype man.”
“Always.”
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istherewifiinhell · 7 months ago
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well here we go folks
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[ID: Close on 80s comic Megatron, black helm, large yellow optics. his excessive diaglogue: Indeed, Ravage. We have lived peacefully with the Autobots for eons slowly secretly gathering our strength and pursuing our technology, now we shall strike at those who have brought the stagnation of peace and plenty to cybertron. They shall learn the way of conflict... The way of war... The way of Megatron. END]
oh boy.... marvel transformers no. 1 (or 1-2 in tfuk...) published 1984.
normally id put my credits ABOVE the cut... but um...
plot: Bill Mantlo script: Ralph Macchio pencils: Frank Springer inks: Kim Demulder lettering: Michael Higgins, Rick Parker colour: Nelson Yomtov editor: Bob Buduansky EiC: jim shooter digital re-master by digikore studios limited. collection edits by Justin Eisinger and Alonzo Simon. editorial notes and assistance by Mark. W. Bellomo
jeez.... it takes a fucking village i guess. if youve seen my previous comics blogging, you might know digital remasters arent my fav... but. the amount of READING. in tiny tiny text. in this childrens toy comic. have any of u seen ennervated used in a comic before?? and speaking of reading...
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[Caption box: But the Decepticons were fresh, fully fueled for the battle... the word fueled written strangely. END]
does. does that say fubleo?
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[ID: 1. same captioned from the uk printing, saying fueled with two L's. 2. from an older US printing, much lower res and smudged, but the E and D still look correct with the rest of the type used. END]
So ADDING text errors. thats a new one.
anyway i couldnt begin to nor would i subject you to a comprehensive summary post. robot shit happens. the comic script seems to be fully printed into the book, even tho... surely the pictures are communicating... some of it. anyway. what are we here for.
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[ID: Panel of Megatron walking towards the camera, menacing, canon raised saying "Strike! Strike! With all the might at our command! Death to the autobots and the decay they stand for!" END]
why he kinda...
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[ID: Small drawing of Optimus walking, in a awkward maybe hurried way. END]
bigfooting it up here.
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[ID: 1. small drawing with huffer doing repairs, hes faced away with his butt kind of popped out. 2. cartoon huffer drawn with really curvy portions at the chest and hips. END]
im not sure why 'huffer baby girl' is a thing but. you know. two nickles
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[ID: Starscream and Thundercracker talking in jet mode. S: I told Megatron this frontal assault tactic he's so fond of is foolish, Thundercracker. Guile and stealth are far more effective than missiles in he long run. T: We have to follow Megatron's way, Starscream, It's been successful up to now. I don't think we should openly defy him as you've been known to do. END]
well least thats still the same
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[ID: Tall narrow panel of a castle thats more gothic than scifi. "Meanwhile, inside the foreboding Castle Decepticon that was home to Megatron" END]
SORRY? he was just? draculaing it up on cybertron?? okay.
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[ID: Panel showing a young man, buster, looking under Bumblebee's hood. Caption box: And. Not far away... Buster's thinking "The noises coming from this car are really weird! Almost like… Crying! It's been badly damaged-- leaking something that looks like… but isn't… oil!" END]
BUMBLEBEE CRYING??? HELLO??? what are you doing to my boy. (also yes. its not spike the ambiguously aged tradesman teen, son of a mechanic... but, Buster, bookish nerd who's father is disappointed in him reading to much trying to get a scholarship... [Chanel boots voice] okay... i see your foppish intellectualism and pink shirt buster.
finally. finally. IS THERE A SCRIPT DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE. fellas. this is not how a comic layout goes
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[ID: Panel of Megatron in front of his assembled troops asking "... Are well all account for on this brave new world?" The panel is absolutely crammed with text, as all NINE of them sound off with a whole unnaturally phrased character bio paragraph, and Megatron concludes. END]
Im not sure that was.... the best way to do that.... but okay
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[ID: Panel of Optimus and his Autobots just kinda standing around very 3/4 model sheet style, as Optimus says "Now let me insure that our people have each survived intact," followed by SEVEN autobot intros. END]
guys...... this is painful. WHAT is ironhide gonna do with his liquids?!?! what are bumblebees LITTLE LEVERS? altho... cute that he likes to swim?? at least there was less of them then the--
OH NO
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[ID: A full PAGE of 10 additional autobot intros. END]
Head in hands.... why............... are they getting weirder as it goes or, am i just in increasing amounts of pain?
OKAY. thats post theres no more editorial beyond this point. but.... ocr'd these so..... if anyone is crazy enough want to peruse these ENTIRE BIOS. but needs some plaintext aid... (and re/unfixing the remaster errors lol) this ones for you. dont start of frenzy and rumble.....
Skywarp's up for raiding sir. And my teleportational power'll pop me right into their midst to make mischief. As ever, your cause is Thundercracker's great Megatron. Our land-bound enemy will be picked off at will as I soar over them, striking with rockets and sonic booms. As the fastest most maneuverable of Decepticon jet flyers, I, Starscream, shall continue to accumulate Autobot body-counts that enhance the reputation of our leader. Can the speeches, huh, Star? Rumble's back in town and I'm gonna shake the place up with some low frequency ground-waves. You hit em from up top and I'll do the job down here. And I, Frenzy, will shatter our opponents' equilibrium,using high- pitched soundwaves. I will not cease until every Autobot is slain, and you, Soundwave? I will monitor transmissions and read Autobot electrical impulses to learn their plans even my photographic memory serves as a defensive weapon. Does even that compare with Ravages power to slip undetected anywhere? And my own monitoring devices in my nose module allow me to smell, hear and detect electromagnetic radiation beyond that of any decepticon It all pales next to the artistry of Buzzsaw. I can pinpoint a hexnut at twenty miles with my optical sensors. And my beak has carved many an Autobot warrior into a masterpiece of scrap metal. Just leave some for Laserbeak, comrades allow me a few struggling survivors of our battle and I'm certain till pry some useful information from them with my optical lasers… Even if they die in the telling. Come. Our time to strike is later. The ship's brain has placed into our circuits the knowledge that this world possesses enormous untapped fuel resources resources we can exploit in our struggle against the Autobots.
Ironhide's ready to roll, Optimus, I may be old and ornery, but my steel-alloy skin hasn't been dented yet in battle. And I've got a bunch of new liquids I want to test out in my water gun, yessiree. Oh, I say we leave right now and forget about traipsing after the stupid decepticons, I'll use my stress testing sensors and mathematical skill to rebuild the ark and get us back to Cybertron where we belong. C'mon, Huffer, get with it! I only require a drop of fuel to run, so I'm going to explore this whole planet- especially since The Ark said so much of it is water, and Bumblebee's little levers love a good swim. Well, Sunstreaker isn't leaving until the rest of this world gets a look at the sleekest Autobot in the bunch. And if any Decepticon dares to mess with the finish-- he'll get two ground-to-air missiles stuffed where he won't want them. If you were as fast as Cliffjumper is, Sunstreaker, you wouldn't worry about your finish, and while I'm dodging fire my "Glass gas" can make any Decepticon brittle as ice. Hun, Brawn don't need any gas to rip things up, nobody's stronger'n me. One punch and yer buildin'-- or decepticon--goes bye bye. Sideswipe's right up there with you, Brawn, because I use my arms as Piledrivers. I admit, it's a little rash to rush headlong at Decepticon fortifications, but not one of them's stopped me yet.
Frankly, I'd rather be elsewhere hunting turbofoxes than with you roughnecks, but, while we're here, my electro-disrupter is charged up. It not only interferes with decepticon circuitry, it also makes me appear to be where I'm not that's why I'm called Mirage. Nice to hear how you got your name, Mirage. Now, I got mine, Bluestreak by being as fast as a blue streak.. Whatever that is. Some wise guys even said I talk a blue streak--whatever that is. Anyway, here I am. Listening to you, Bluestreak, taxes even the endless patience of Prowl. I have little to say, but my logic center dictates the most advantageous course of action in any situation. Well, that is neat-o, Prowl. But me, Jazz, I'd like to just cruise around and take in the sights. And if I've got to fight well my photon rifle and overhead flamethrowers can make things hot for the big nasties. You burn them, Jazz, but let Hound sniff, them out for you. My infra-red radiation collector makes me the best tracker on or off cybertron, and if I ever get lost, my hologram gun projects terrain maps to get me back on track. Just let Windcharger zoom ahead and scrap a Decept between my magnetic arms. I'll take in this planet's scenery later. The only thing Gears wants to learn about this planet is how to get off it. I hate this place already, I just know you're going to use me as a mobile transport unit again once we have to set up. Nuts. Let's go home Well, at least you don't have to patch Autobots up like old Ratchet does, when one of us busts himself up playing hero, but I've got the tools to fix anything-- even though I'd rather be partying than tinkering. And Wheeljack is the guy you've had to patch up most. I can't help it. I love to mess with gadgets -- especially our weaponry, like my shoulder cannons. I try to be careful, but sometimes it doesn't work. Thanks for being around, Ratchet, old buddy. I don't know how many times I, Trailbreaker had to use my force-field projector and hide behind my own barrier when you're experimenting with those shrapnel shells. You're worse than a wild Decepticon, Wheeljack.
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felassan · 2 years ago
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Some more possible scraps of interest from the DA:D leak on Reddit, from another user (not OP) in the comments, under a cut due to DA:D spoilers:
first, the usual set of disclaimers that should be kept in mind with all leaks: might not be real, unable to verify at present, sometimes leakers think they’re right about things but are unintentionally incorrect or got some wires crossed, games change a fair bit between development phases and final release, take with grain of salt etc.
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User: "I have a feeling I've seen the same footage the leaker is talking about [in reference to the Insider Gaming article]. If so, it's from a pre-Alpha build from almost a full year ago."
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User: "This [in reference to the Reddit screenshots & gif] is from the same footage I've seen, and it's worth pointing out that it's of a build from nearly a full year ago.
Also, right around the end of the footage, a (literally) huge bit of popular Dragon Age speculative lore fodder pops up, although context is a bit unclear due to the rough nature of the build."
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User: "The purple stuff on the ground is part of gameplay mechanic, where you open up areas of the level by destroying nodes connected by the tendrils. There's also bit in the footage where a glowing purple tentacle attacks an NPC. I feel like I have a decent guess as to what/who the tentacle/purple goo is related to story wise, but it's strictly a guess.
Based on a cutscene at the end of the footage, the sword seems to have some significance — at least in this quest — but context is down to a few dialogue wheel options without sound, and without working captions."
[source, two <- DA:D spoiler warning for links]
Notes/thoughts: "Right around the end of the footage" is around when the Reddit screenshot leaker notes that once the player reaches the library in this segment, they close the gates and come face to face with the attacking dragon, where "it appears you are then supposed to try and chain the dragon up". "(literally) huge" would work in describing something of a size with a dragon.. so the question is, what bit of popular DA speculative lore fodder relating to dragons could it be? an Old God? Flemeth, still alive, returning in dragon form? an Archdemon of a double Blight? I keep thinking about Yavana's words in the Silent Grove.. "Your heart beats with the old blood, as well. Where do you think it comes from? It sings of a time when dragons ruled the skies. A time before the Veil, before the mysteries were forgotten. Can you hear it?"
Are the nodes connected by tendrils the same things as the Spawn Boils? Are the tendrils/tentacles connected to lyrium? could it have something to do with Ghil, given the body horror and monster pools? 👁 hmm purple in this franchise corresponds to.. Wisdom, pride (or Pride), Solas by proxy, necromancy, the fire in Trespasser, the ancient elvhen spirits in Trespasser..
and what's with the sword? :D
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bitemedotmp3 · 10 days ago
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🌀 for a random number instead.
26. — protection
"No, that's not the download link," Uzi sighs.
"It says right there, 'Click here to download'!" protests Oliver.
"I know what it says, but it's a lie. That one there" -she points to the screen- "that's the download."
"But they look the same!"
"It's a learned skill. Look, do you wanna watch Bleach or not?"
The boy bites his lip, frowning. "Yeah, I do. You made it sound super cool."
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"It is super cool, but we have to dredge the bottom of... What'd they call their browser again?" She leans in and nudges Oliver out of the way, frowning at the screen. "SpiralWeb? What a lame- Anyways, we need to find a place to download it online, because I'm sure as hell not paying for streaming. Lucky for you, I've been doing this for years."
Uzi leans in and takes hold of the mouse again, navigating through pages. Oliver looks over at her, a note of concern on his face. "This pirating you mentioned... It sounds like stealing."
She shakes her head. "It's not."
The concern vanishes. "Oh. Okay."
"Look, I just wanna show you how it's done so you can do it on your own if something catches your eye. You just have to be smart about this stuff or you'll brick the system. Or maybe just download a virus-filled office assistant, but either one is pretty bad." A download symbol finally pops up on the browser, and Uzi nods. "There, got it. Should be the first few arcs, just need to find the others..."
"Can I give it a try?"
She shrugs and steps back. "Knock yourself out. It's not my machine."
It's kind of nice to know that even here in Spirale, there's a thriving community of illegal anime and video game downloads. And while it's easy enough to find what you're looking for on the website Uzi'd found, the real trick is to make sure you're actually downloading it and not some virus-filled .exe. She watches as Oliver makes his way through the search function and manages to avoid any overly suspicious links.
"Should've installed an adblocker or two before we started," mumbles Uzi. "Security widget, something like that..."
"Hey Uzi, this thing says I won something, is that-"
"Not real."
"Figured."
Uzi's phone buzzes, so she looks away to pull it out of her jacket. Another text from V, with a picture of- is that a skull? It's captioned "lol look what i found in yesteryear." Uzi's about to reply that it's metal as hell and to bring it back with her when a tinny voice plays from over her shoulder.
"Hello! I'm OfiPal! Your new virtual assistant! I can send emails, tell jokes, and more!"
Immediately, Uzi whirls around to face Oliver. "What the hell is that? What did you do?"
The boy's hands are splayed out above the keyboard, and his eyes are wide. "I-I don't know, I thought it was the download link! I was pretty sure!"
"Ugh, that's just some stupid piece of spyware- move, I'll handle it." As she approaches, Oliver rolls his chair away and watches over Uzi's shoulder. "We'll just run an anti-virus, and-"
"OfiPal's not a virus! That hurts my feelings. I'm going to steal your credit card info now."
"Oh my robo-god. Don't even have a frickin'... Could take a bit, Oliver. Just sit tight." She gestures for his seat, eyes still focused on the computer screen, and the boy dutifully slides her the chair. Hard to do tech support when you're barely taller than the desk.
He leans in, eyes glancing between the girl and the computer. "So, are you gonna, like... jack in?"
"What? No I- Why does everyone think I can do stuff like that just 'cuz I'm a robot?"
"They probably wish you would leave, stupid!"
"Bite me, malware," says Uzi, slapping the side of the monitor. "Oliver, just go... do whatever it is humans do when they're bored. I need to kill this thing before we can watch anime."
"Don't kill OfiPal! I was just born! You're killing a baby!"
"Where's the damn mic on this machine...?"
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12percentspider · 7 months ago
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Weird reading 6/11 : Urban Legends and Debunking Things
^ Includes creepypasta. Honorable mention for the 27 club because it really is a weird bunch of coincidences. Reading the actual list though, I think they should have stuck to musicians and not included like uhhhh Joseph Merrick or politicians? I personally think it's far more spooky that Marc Bolan said he wouldn't make it to 30 and missed it by 2 weeks. [Side note: You should absolutely listen to Robert Johnson <3]
Speaking of Joseph Merrick though... apparently it's not just Barenaked Ladies who called him John (which uh, the song in question was released in 1998 when his real name was apparently proven in 1980)... but NO, Michael Jackson did not buy his skeleton (what the song is referencing)[it wasn't listed in his wiki page but... Michael Jackson-related stuff is a whole other thing].
Some I'm including separate:
Heard this one a lot as a child- temporary tattoos are drugs
The story behind some morbid things you could find at a thrift store (Frozen Charlottes)
Man Door Hand Hook Car Door because it's a classic
Partly why I decided this was the topic today BONUS: it makes these things even goofier, and my family owns one.
One of the funniest classic rock bits ever
Polybius <3
Robert the Doll is on the list which is also a classic but like, DUDE. I'm with Ozzy on that one. So no link, go read about that if you want to, there's an interesting story behind the doll whether you believe it or not.
Anyway, take that list with a grain of salt actually because I'm seeing at least a couple of things listed that shouldn't be for racism reasons (and you KNOW exactly why).
^ Please just LOOK at this thing I saw while looking for stuff to include. It... doesn't look like a cardinal lol.
More info about this sort of thing, which uhhh, does actually relate to asking questions and thinking critically! Critical thinking is a skill that needs to be practiced, so keep on practicing.
^ warning for suicide faking and a news outlet editing real images of a tragedy as well as nazism being mentioned.
Combine that with this:
and this:
... to get a good reason why sometimes things aren't as they seem on multiple levels.
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