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" Y'know I used to dress in alt fashion too at one point... "

" Ehh, for real ok! I had white hair and all... also uh, I dont know if you get cold but put a pair of gloves under the fingerless ones if you do."

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058. What is your character’s idea of a perfect day?

"...I'd just spend it with N. Maybe we could watch a movie or something, or some anime. We could draw, or maybe fly around a bit. Or even just, like, sit and talk. As long as it's with him, I- W-whatever, like it's any of your business! Bite me!"

Given her hobbies, Uzi's idea of a perfect day probably just involves staying in her room and looking at various screens. TV, computer, phone... She likes to draw, too.

Now that she has friends, she'd probably like to spend time with them as well. As her boyfriend, N takes priority of course, but she'd be happy to hang out with V, Thad, and maybe even Lizzie. Or her parents, of course. Now that she's not so antisocial, maybe she can find enjoyment in the company of others? Worth a shot.

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001. When is their birthday?

"October 29th. Wasn't really paying attention to the dates when I got here, so I guess you're all off the hook for gifts this time."

"A year on Copper 9 actually isn't too far off from an Earth year. Also, humans left a whole bunch of calendars when they died and no one really wanted to try and name a bunch of new months, so we just kept it the same. So, you know. Close enough. Why did they even bring Earth calendars to a different planet?"

Nobody in Murder Drones has a canon birthday, or even a canon age. But the show pilot dropped on Oct 29th a few years ago, so let's just go with that. Scorpios are thought of as intense, passionate people so I guess it fits?

028. What makes them laugh out loud?

"Ever watched Cromartie High School? That one's pretty funny. Oh, and Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bobo! Gintama's a classic oh, and Ouran High School Host Club. Pop Team Epic is good but you have to really get the references. I guess One-Punch Man is a good entry level series, or maybe Dungeon Meshi because they're comedy series but it's not totally focused on it. Or you could do something like Ranma 1/2 or Inyuyasha..."

"And it might not be traditional comedy, but Friday the 13th is pretty funny. I love watching stupid humans get offed."

Uzi doesn't really laugh in Murder Drones. But she does cackle, does that count? Given that she's a teenager who's into anime, she probably likes the comedy series too. Her creator has drawn her with an Invader Zim shirt, but it's kind of hard to picture her laughing really hard at lolwaffles kind of stuff.

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033. Do they keep their promises?

"I mean... I try to. No one likes a liar, right? I don't want people to think I'm like, a flake or anything. Or give them another reason to talk behind my back."

Uzi is a lot of things. She's a brat, a gremlin, an angsty teen. But she's not a dick, at least not usually. Sure, she might have stolen her classmates' sentience once or twice, but she gave it back so it's fine.

Anyways. Uzi doesn't doesn't love being thought of as a weirdo social outcast, but it's preferable to being thought of as a bad person. Anyone she's close enough to that she'd actually make promises to would probably find her to be a pretty reliable person, though still moody and a bit mischievous. She's not a bad person, just, y'know. A bratty teenager.

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017. When does your character think that violence is justified or deserved? 018. Your character wakes up to find that war has been declared. What do they do?

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"If someone's gonna get hurt, might as well make sure it isn't me. I don't go around picking fights, but I'll sure as hell finish 'em."

"Eh, that won't fool anyone. I'll pick a fight if I need to. But, like, only with people who deserve it, right? I'm not a villain."

Uzi's won't shy away from a scrap. She's not out for blood, but she's got powers and she's not afraid to use them. Generally speaking, she's more likely to act in self-defense, though she wouldn't be adverse to striking first if it was against someone/thing she knew was a threat.

All of the fights we've seen Uzi get into have been with things that were trying to kill her, so she's not out to get vengeance for being bullied or anything like that. She watches enough anime to have a decent sense of morals.

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"Well, I mean, you gotta be more specific. If this is some humans getting riled up and shooting at each other, there's no way in hell I'm getting involved. I'm not interesting in fighting someone else's fight."

"But if someone was threatening, like, my home, or my boyfriend, then... I guess I'd have to intervene. A little show of force and it'd be done before lunch."

Uzi kind of was involved in a war on Worker Drones, and she didn't really enjoy just sitting back and waiting for death to finally descend. If something she cares about is involved, she'd step in, but if this is someone else's war, then how is it her problem? Especially if it's humans killing each other; screw those guys.

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100 Random Character Development Questions

001. When is their birthday? 002. Do they do anything to celebrate their birthday? 003. Does your character like coffee better, or tea? 004. Do they prefer being alone or with others? 005. Are they in good health? 006. What sense do they most rely on? 007. Is your character an optimist or a pessimist? 008. What is their favorite fairy tale? 009. Do they believe in happy endings? 010. Do they believe in love at first sight? 011. How would your character court the person of their dreams? 012. What makes your character embarrassed? 013. Have they ever been bullied or teased? 014. Detail one secret shame your character feels. 015. Are they most likely to fight with their fists or their tongue? 016. What is their choice of weapon? 017. When does your character think that violence is justified or deserved? 018. Your character wakes up to find that war has been declared. What do they do? 019. If they could have a superpower, what would they choose? 020. What are their hobbies? 021. How do they display affection? 022. What is the most beautiful thing they’ve ever seen? 023. What do they consider beautiful in others physically? 024. What do they consider ugly in others physically? 025. What do they consider beautiful in others personality-wise? 026. What do they consider ugly in others personality-wise? 027. What is their idea of perfect happiness? 028. What makes them laugh out loud? 029. What sort of sense of humor does your character have? 030. Do they believe in the afterlife? 031. Are they superstitious about anything? 032. Does your character believe in ghosts? 033. Do they keep their promises? 034. What’s their view of lying? 035. What is the most important rule your character lives by? 036. How honorable is your character? 037. If your character saw someone drop a large sum of money and knew that they could probably take it without anyone noticing, what would they do? 038. What bad habits do they have? 039. What do they think is the worst thing that can be done to a person? 040. What is their obsession? 041. Are they comfortable with technology? 042. What is their greatest achievement? 043. What will they stand up for? 044. What disgusts them? 045. Does your character have any chronic medical conditions? 046. How do they handle getting sick? 047. What was the last medical problem your character had? 048. Do they have any allergies? 049. How does your character feel about growing old? 050. How does your character feel about their own mortality? 051. If they knew they would die tomorrow, what would they do today? 052. What is your character’s worst flaw? 053. What is your character’s greatest strength? 054. Does your character want power or authority of any kind? 055. Is your character an introvert or an extrovert? 056. Has your character ever struck someone in anger? 057. Has your character ever killed anyone? 058. What is your character’s idea of a perfect day? 059. List several phrases your character is fond of uttering. Where did they pick them up? 060. What is your character’s attitude toward education and learning? 061. Does your character prefer adventure or safety and security? 062. What sort of legacy does your character wish to leave behind? 063. How well does your character handle difficult people? 064. In what ways does your character annoy others? 065. Is your character better at leading or following? Which do they prefer? 066. Does your character prefer city life or being out in nature? 067. Does your character believe in fate or destiny? 068. How strong is your character’s sense of responsibility? What kinds of things trigger it? 069. What about your character is heroic? 070. What about your character is cowardly? 071. How kind is your character? 072. In a Dungeons & Dragons game, which class would your character be? (wizard, fighter, bard, priest, ranger, etc.) 073. In a novel, what plot role would your character fill? (hero, anti-hero, sidekick, villain, etc.) 074. What is your character’s favorite game? 075. Is your character ticklish? 076. How do they express anger? 077. How often do they cry? Over what? 078. How emotionally stable is your character? 079. How easy is it for them to read the emotions of others? 080. How easy is it for others to read your character’s emotions? 081. Is your character religious? 082. What are your character’s sleeping preferences? 083. What is the first thing they say and/or do when they wake up? 084. Describe your character in one word. 085. Describe your character in three words. 086. How would your character describe themself in one word? 087. How would your character describe themself in three words? 088. Is your character quiet or loud? 089. How vocally expressive is your character? 090. How bodily expressive is your character? 091. What type of music does your character like? 092. What emotion does your character evoke in others? 093. What is your character’s goal in life? 094. Name three things most would not expect your character to be able to know. 095. Name three things most would not expect your character to be able to do. 096. How do they move and carry themselves? What energy do they project? 097. How well do they adapt to change? 098. Does your character like animals? 099. Do they talk to inanimate objects? 100. Does your character dream? If so, what do they dream about?

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❛ What are you doing? ❜ ❛ Where are you going? ❜ ❛ Where are you taking me? ❜ ❛ How is that working out for you? ❜ ❛ Is everything okay? ❜ ❛ Why are you acting like this? ❜ ❛ You think I would lie to you? ❜ ❛ Are you telling the truth? ❜ ❛ Are you sure you want to do this? ❜ ❛ This is your bright idea of a plan? ❜ ❛ What else do you want me to do? ❜ ❛ What else can I do? ❜ ❛ What do you think I should do? ❜ ❛ What makes you think that? ❜ ❛ Who told you that? ❜ ❛ Who are you? ❜ ❛ Why are you here? ❜ ❛ Who invited you? ❜ ❛ How come you ever asked me? ❜ ❛ Did you really mean all those things you said? ❜ ❛ Why did you have to go? Why did you have to leave? ❜ ❛ Why is it so hard for you to see that? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you understand? ❜ ❛ What don’t you understand? ❜ ❛ Are you joking? ❜ ❛ Did I miss anything? ❜ ❛ You don’t remember? ❜ ❛ Did you really say all that stuff about me? ❜ ❛ Did you think I would forget? ❜ ❛ How can you sit there and say that? ❜ ❛ How do you even sleep at night? ❜ ❛ Are you coming or not? ❜ ❛ Am I the only one freaked out right now? ❜ ❛ Are you laughing or crying? ❜ ❛ Who did this to you? ❜ ❛ Did someone hurt you? ❜ ❛ Is it just me or are you, like, ignoring me? ❜ ❛ You want me to apologize for something you did? ❜ ❛ Are you going to kiss me or not? ❜ ❛ Aren’t you the one who said it though? ❜ ❛ So, you don’t like me like that? ❜ ❛ Where do we go from here? ❜ ❛ Are you being serious right now? ❜ ❛ How was I supposed to know that? ❜ ❛ Oh, is that a challenge? ❜ ❛ Are you flirting with me? ❜ ❛ Are you going to let me go now? ❜ ❛ Are we done now? ❜ ❛ Why didn’t just ask me? ❜ ❛ You’re going to believe them over me? ❜ ❛ How can possibly think that? ❜ ❛ Did you even miss me? ❜ ❛ Did anyone even notice that I was gone? ❜ ❛ Why do you go around and kiss everyone? ❜ ❛ Did you kill them? ❜ ❛ Who’s blood is that? Is that your blood? ❜ ❛ Do you think this is a game? ❜ ❛ Are you having doubts? ❜ ❛ Why haven’t you been at school/work? ❜ ❛ Is there something going on that you need to tell me? ❜ ❛ You said you wanted to talk? ❜ ❛ What am I supposed to do? ❜ ❛ What did you expect to happen? ❜ ❛ How long you think you can keep this act up? ❜ ❛ You don’t like me? Do you? Like in a more than a friend way? ❜ ❛ Is that what everyone is saying now? ❜ ❛ Who do I remind you of? ❜ ❛ Are you hungry? Want to go get something to et? ❜ ❛ Are you drunk? ❜ ❛ Are you lost? ❜ ❛ What’s so great about any of that anyway? ❜ ❛ Are you even listening to yourself? ❜ ❛ What are you going to do about it, huh? ❜ ❛ What are you staring at? ❜ ❛ What are you doing out here? ❜ ❛ Why did you call the police? ❜ ❛ Wait, do you hear that? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you tell me anything? ❜ ❛ Hey, did you get me anything? ❜ ❛ Why didn’t you come over last night? ❜ ❛ What did you find out? ❜ ❛ Can I stay here for the night? ❜ ❛ Are you throwing rocks at my window? ❜ ❛ Are you crying? ❜ ❛ What are you laughing at me? ❜ ❛ Are you laughing at me? ❜ ❛ Do you not understand the word no? ❜ ❛ Is that it? Is that all? ❜ ❛ Are you in some kind of trouble? ❜ ❛ Yeah, but, you have me. So why bother? ❜ ❛ What’s love got to do with it? ❜ ❛ This is where we kiss, right? ❜ ❛ Do you ever not just only think about yourself? ❜ ❛ Are going to leave me again? ❜ ❛ What’s wrong with that? ❜ ❛ Do you have anything you need to say to me? ❜ ❛ I think I’m going to puke. Is there a trash can in here? ❜ ❛ You really don’t know why I’m mad at you? ❜ ❛ Why do you treat me like I’m not important to you? ❜ ❛ Why are you telling me this? ❛ Are you ready? ❜ ❛ What’s with all the questions? ❜ ❛ I thought this is what you wanted? ❜ ❛ Where do you think you’re going with this? ❜ ❛ You’re just going to leave? ❜ ❛ Do you trust me? ❜ ❛ You love me? Or you think you love me? ❜ ❛ When will it ever stop? ❜ ❛ Do you think it’ll ever go away? ❜ ❛ What are you doing this weekend? ❜ ❛ You called for back up? ❜ ❛ What did I just witness? ❜ ❛ How do you cope when the one you love is with somebody else? ❜ ❛ Have you ever thought it? ❜ ❛ Are you wearing a wire? ❜ ❛ Is there something wrong? ❜ ❛ Is it something I said or something I did? ❜ ❛ What’s wrong? I thought that it was okay? ❜ ❛ Are you going to hold that against me forever? ❜ ❛ So, tell me, what else is new? ❜ ❛ You never actually cared, did you? ❜ ❛ You went to a party without me? ❜ ❛ Why wasn’t I invited? ❜ ❛ Do you think that’s a little fucked up? ❜ ❛ Oh, so you do speak? ❜ ❛ Do you think it’s really worth it in the end? ❜ ❛ How many more times do I have to tell you? ❜ ❛ You didn’t think that it would bother me? ❜

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At least it's not a bird.

Why does a plush facsimile have more joy and whimsy than you? What does it know that you don't?? Does it have the answers??? Can it stop looking at you like that? You don't look like that... do you? Urgh. Put your tongue back in your mouth, weirdo.

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Uzi has confidence in her artistic skills. Not to brag- oh wait, yes to brag! She's pretty good, probably one of the best in her class, especially since they spend so much time socializing instead of staying in their rooms and scribbling in spiral-bound notebooks. So it's no surprise when the little wizard-dressed fella basically squeals with delight.

"Heheh, hell yeah it's you!" says Uzi, similarly unwilling to disguise her smile. "Like I said, little artistic liberty taken, but if you ask me, art's about showing things as they could be, not as they are. Like, if I had some paper, I could do some more shading, add some details to the clothes, maybe a magical aura or some sigils, and... uh..."

Her latest subject has lapsed into silence, when they should still be fawning over the art. "You still there, dude?" she says, nudging them with her elbow. "You get bootlooped or something? Wait, that probably doesn't happen to humans..."

And then they're back, and Uzi gets to bask in compliments again. People should do this for her more often.

"Yeah, I am! Not enough people really recognize my talents. N says I should do commissions, but I don't really have the time for something like that- o-oh." Another blush tints her cheeks; no one's ever asked to save something she drew before. Well, N has, but he doesn't count since they're dating. And so has her dad but he also doesn't count.

"Y-yeah, sure, go for it." Uzi steps aside for a moment, then darts back in. "Oh, wait, let me just-"

Still holding the knife, she quickly scribbles her name under the drawing; wouldn't do to be uncredited. "There. Uh, yeah, go nuts!"

You can't argue with that logic! An eye for an eye, right? Er, well, maybe you shouldn't think like that. You're already down one of those. In any case!!! You... stand around. You were going to pose, you swear it, but curiosity gets the best of you so you just sort of fidget instead. You rock on your heels, attempting to steal a small peek here and there at your peak.

She is incredibly focused, you'll give her that much! It almost makes you feel a bit bad your doodle was a bit half-hearted in comparison. Maybe you'll do her one better and whittle something for her? You wouldn't even need to ask for a reference, it's hard to forget such a likeness (even with your sieve of a brain.)

You perk up when she announces her completion, and are all to eager to follow her command. And feast your eye you do! Stars!!! It's not at all what you expected but, but.........!!!!!

SHE MADE YOU LOOK WICKED COOL.

"It's me!!!" You gleam with a joy you cannot possibly attempt to play down. Not that you'd want to but, stars, this is incredible! You look totally epic and awesome and is that a wing?? You WISH you actually looked like that!!! That'd be so cool!!!!!!

Amidst your glee, her description finally fully processes in your brain.

There's still a bright smile plastered on your face as you echo, "A brooding antihero..."

Huh! You didn't know you were the brooding type. You don't brood... do you? Uh, maybe just a little. Enough? Is there a correct amount of brooding?? And are you really an anti-hero? It fits, you guess... You were given a special power to help your friends, you just haven't figured out the right way to... Okay, wait, stop. You need to stop. Thinking about this. Focus on your super cool new dirt drawing of you someone was nice enough to make. This is an awkward amount of silence. You need to say something, quickly. You sputter out what amounts to a cough at first, and eventually manage to spit out your gratitude, that's a good place to start!

"You- You weren't kidding, you are really good! Thank you!!" Your eye feels as though it sparkles focusing on the drawing once again. "OH! Can I uh, take a picture of it...?" You fumble for that phone thing you were given upon your arrival here. You're still figuring it out, but you know it would help immortalize something like this considering the canvas is just... dirt.

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Saying it all out loud, it feels... less airtight now. Humans laws have a lot of nuance to them, who knew? Outpost 3 had rules and the Worker Defense Force, sure, but it usually wasn't so... rigid. Also Uzi's dad was head of the WDF so maybe that worked in her favor and she didn't realize it?

"Yeah, yeah, I get it," she sighs. "Gotta play by their rules even though they're the ones who made the game."

She finally looks up at Aurelius as he lays out her options, but the fire in her eyes has dimmed to her usual teenage stubbornness. She wants to fight, but humans have made that boring too. "Honestly, I dunno if I'd still care about this in a few months, let alone a week or two. Do these things usually take that long?"

Falling back in her chair, Uzi analyzes her options. Normally she'd have software for stuff like this, but now she actually has to think. "Sounds like you don't think it'd actually be worth it. Well, when you lay it all out like that, you're probably right. I mean, this is your job, so."

His offer makes her feathers puff up, and Uzi takes a moment to pat some of them down. "I mean... That would just be part of your job, right? Not because you feel bad for me? I don't need a babysitter or anything like that."

「✧」 The hand stops doodling and Aurelius looks up, expression thoughtful behind his glasses.

"There's nothing wrong with having a desire and acting on it."

"Laws were not inherently made to restrict you, but to ensure fairness for all parties across all denominations. It does its best, but its applications are limited because people are not the same."

He looks at the robot—now bird—and quietly calculates the chances of success for her lawsuit. There were too many loopholes for the other side to take advantage of, especially for a small civil case where no serious bodily harm had been done.

"I will tell you your options," the prosecutor continues after some thought. "You have the choice of engaging in a long, drawn-out suit against the city or institution, which will likely drag out into months as they appeal and rack up both time and patience for yourself—" An eyebrow waggles at this; he hadn't even mentioned his own costs in a pro bono scenario.

"—or I come with you to the museum and we work out a private understanding with staff. You may have fewer than average errors as a robot, but humans are prone to mistakes. We can seek quicker compensation for the incident that way."