#i should not be awake

[katkat030]

A wild Karnasas makes an appearance…

>Shows up

>Babysits stream

>Chat are enablers

>Chaos ensues

>Pearl’s minecraft language is changed to pirate speak

[ghostiesandghoulss]

So you’re telling me that Netflix saw this man

And said “bro this guy would make such a good drug lord”

like……….what???? BRO WITH THOSE EYES?? THE ONES STARING INTO MY SOUL WITH KINDNESS AND UNDERSTANDING AND SOMEHOW MORE AFFECTION THAN I GOT FROM MY PARENTS??? HUH????? BRO IF GOD HAD EYES THEY’D BE HIS AND YOU GAVE HIM THE ROLL OF A LITTLE RICH BASTARD MAN?????

But he does a great job so kudos to everyone involved ig

[lovenpeace-pkmn]

It does not work out great to be a fairy-tale princess when you live in modern-day upstate Unova and the only prince for miles around is your brother

[seth-shitposts]

Why the fuck am I conscious right now

[butthatsjustmyfilthyopinion]

I have literally just now found out about the term “schizoid” and thought it was just a word and thought, oh me. Yeah, apparently it’s an actual personality disorder so ima bout to go research this into unrecommended hours of the night bye

[poltergeist-coffee]

I MISS INSANEDUO WHERE DID THEY GO *BREAKS A TABLE OVER MY HEAD*

[theweirdspacejellyfish]

You the song “ I’ll let the world burn” what if it was a bunch of soldiers burning the world for their queen/king? Not just out of love but cause their so loyal their gonna burn the world down to protect their ruler?

[hinamie]

noir

[birdy-bird27]

What are we doing up at this hour 😭😭

I don’t know 😭 just feelin sillay 🤪. Luckily I fell asleep by the time you sent this though lol

[doom-dreaming]

Every time I listen to "Green and Blue" I get upset about Halo 5 all over again.

[aarafox]

Tumblr more like FUMBLR haha

[xiaoluclair]

so many brothers in this man and christians will still say he was celibate

[ashtonsunshine]

Good night! 😚

[bizlybebo]

why does writing become so much worse the second u post it. guys i swear im so much better than this</3

[temeyes]

[willowser]

i really think having an emotional connection is so important to bakugou sexually.

like, i think he has to be in the exact right mood in order to get off by himself at home alone. can't be too tired, can't be too stressed out, can't have too much on his mind regarding work or other things, and even if it's been a while and his body is sensitive and wanting for it—if his head is not right, he can sit there for hours and never reach his peak.

which is why i think ultimately he doesn't do it that often, because it pisses him off to waste the time and not find the release. makes him more agitated. i think porn for the most part doesn't help him because he's too picky, literature probably helps a bit more, but he's still picky, and his imagination can get him there, but his headspace has to be right.

i think he's slow to hands-on stuff, when your relationship starts, and you can tell he's going to be like that pretty quickly. he responds to your touch like it's an accident; you reach out to hold his hand and he pulls his back like your knuckles have knocked by chance, like you're too close. it's not meant to be a rejection of any kind, it's just—he doesn't want you to touch him if you don't want to. if you don't mean to.

but when he realizes that you mean to, that you want to—

it has him skyrocketing. surprises him terribly, the affect you have on his body, and how quickly, because not even he can always have that affect on his own body.

you reach up to push some hair out of his face and your fingers skirt his cheekbone and he feels like a stupid gross disgusting puddle of mush. you loop your arm through his and lean into him while you're walking and he feels like a prize, like he's yours and you're his and you want everybody to know and that gives him a rush of pride that makes his head woozy.

he's dropping you off at home after date number he-doesn't-know and you're staring up at him outside your front door and he knows he should kiss you so he does and his whole body lights up with a heat he doesn't recognize at all. just from that.

and then he finally gets it: that heart-aching, stomach turning, body shaking want he's only ever heard about, and now finally feels.