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pastelaspirations · 12 days ago

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Is your fanfic on ao3 or somewhere else?? I need to get to reading it lol

W e l l. U m. Okay. Like, I should have expected this. Especially with a certain TWO people going around, clamoring for people to read it. Am side-eying you, Moldiee and Anayz, h a r d-

So uh. Y e a h, it's on ao3. Linked here for your convenience. JUST. It's l o n g. It doesn't start out that way, it starts off short, but then just gets longer and l o n g e r and-

Let's just say you're going to be reading this for a while probably

#Am rolling around #I should have expected this #But at the same time I didn't???#This message hit me like a truck sitting in me inbox #LIKE I DON'T KNOW MAN #For some reason I don't expect people to make the connection between my crap post tumblr and my ao3 account #Even though they're literally named the same thing and I don't make any attempt to differentiate between them #EVEN THOUGH MY FIC IS SOME OF THE STUFF I PRIMARILY POST ABOUT ON MY DUMPSTER FIRE TUMBLR #Does it make sense??#N o #But when do I ever make a lick of sense-

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lillianforest22 · 4 months ago

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I thought we left the piss back in season two

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #I should have expected this #it wasn’t just gonna be a lore fact #it would make it way into the ep #and honestly #Francis is like actually getting his payback good on him

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floral-force · 2 years ago

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DAVE FILONI I AM IN YOUR WALLS. I AM IN YOUR FUCKING WALLS.

#I SHOULD HAVE EXPECTED THIS #but i am still so surprised and emotionally all over the place #the bad batch #the bad batch spoilers #tbb

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sslushpup · 2 months ago

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Help

Returned to my discord dms and my partner drew errnokt mpreg...

Ignignokt is the pregnant one btw

IM SCARED

Edit: I HAVE TO CLARIFY- I meant my previous post to be in fanfiction format and not in image format. I am disturbed by visual depictions of such topics that could be perceived as sexual. I was calling out the ao3 side of the fandom for making Master Shake the only one pregnant for their mpreg fics because I see a pattern. This did not mean, "send me images of Ignignokt pregnant".

The image stemmed from a misunderstanding of my previous post.

#help.#ignignokt #err #errnokt #sigh #i should have expected this #but here we are

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deadrobinsclub-est1988 · 3 months ago

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?? SMITHERS??? HUH???? WHA–??

#i dont know why this is surprising to me #i should have expected this #scorpia rising #alex rider

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donut-powers · 1 year ago

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Who did this?

I got click-baited guys

#bakarina #hamefura #my next life as a villainess #i should have expected this #because geordo with a blue beard?? it would look bad #also different names #and those pics are ai generated i think #my post

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theamazingannie · 2 years ago

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The highlight of the live show was my Mexican father staring distraughtly at the screen just repeating “that’s…that’s not how you make churros…”

#try guys #the try guys #he did not like my explanation that it is always like that #and was only somewhat placated by me explaining that creativity was one of the things they are scored by #also Zack being the only one with a decent churro recipe and yet getting last place distressed him #when Eugene pulled out the fish he was more disturbed than their swearing and sex jokes #he gets on me for putting ‘too much’ baking powder and ‘not enough’ butter in my chocolate chip cookies #(I think they are better this way; he disagrees)#I should have expected this #edit: I told him about Eugene’s fish shapes #and he was just like ‘if it’s not the right shape then it’s not a churro!’#he also hated hearing about Eugene’s half quesadilla half tostada ‘taco’#it’s really British bake off part 2 in this house

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starteas · 1 year ago

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AH, A TRANSFORMERS FAN APPROACHES

#i should have expected this #don’t look at me with your big wet eyes #evan bleats #answered #goobygnarp

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lilacthebooklover · 1 year ago

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i'll just,,, leave this here

#i should have expected this #so many name puns in this game #costalot #ivor bargain #gretchen fetchem #the list goes on #jardiniero #jardinero #viva piñata #viva pinata #spanish #english #languages #can't believe i just realised this #that's so silly #“my name is gardener- the greatest gardener ever!”#it was meant to be #stardos... not so much #dastardos

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driflooningaway · 7 months ago

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the phantump were all annoyed by banette and spinach fighting so i had to bring the two to trevenant to calm them down since he is the only one who can make them stop.

...but then spinach got angry and knocked over the keystone.

as the gastly mob would put it "fuck"

#pkmn irl #rotomblr #well now there is a spiritomb.#i should have expected this #thankfully we managed to wrangle it down but it took a while

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simsimulation · 2 years ago

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so i can’t log into the ea app….

#ts4 #sims 4 #this is both funny & not funny #i should have expected this #it’s ea after all #I’m going to be productive & try in an hour #I wasn’t even going to update #but I did back up my saves at least

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littleghoulghost · 2 years ago

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We… we gotta know about the *anatomy* of a ghoul… share the forbidden knowledge…

Oh god. I should have known I'd be asked this, but I still wasn't expecting it.

Uh, so I've already said that Ghouls have heats and ruts. Human females can kinda, you know, keep going; so I don't think that changes for female ghouls. Males on the other hand have a reduced refractory period during this time. Ghouls have long lifespans, so they have a reduced fertility rate despite regular heats/ruts. I can't really decide whether the males would have knots, but evolution would kinda force that to be a yes to increase chances of conception. Or maybe they kinda lock like snakes? Either way, whether it's biological or behavioral the males try to... keep it in...