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i was just telling my bestie about how much I hate calypso and now she’s trying to guess who I ship Leo with by listing off every female character in the books
#leo valdez#pjo#hoo#pjo hoo toa#jason grace#valgrace#anti caleo#heroes of olympus#Omg she dosent knel#Honey he gay#When I was typing this she say and asked if it was a boy#I said no#she then saw the Grace#But didn’t connect the dots#But then she asked if I ship Leo with Percy#And if I did I was weird#💀#What would their ship name be#Lercy#Leo x Percy#I think they would actually be a great pair#Im going to start shipping them now
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NO. NOPE. NUH UH.
📸 christian.x
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Get yoinked
#she wanted food#i said no#animals#cats#petblr#cat life#catblr#cat lovers#cat#my cat#cat photos#calico#calico cat#cat pictures#cat pics#funny cat pics#funny cats#silly cats#cat memes#queue
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Please subject Harlan Ellison to some of that good, good spaghettification.
Harlan Ellison from real life is getting sucked into a black hole!
#harlan ellison#real life#the hole claims another#thanks for the submission!#purplespook#fun fact when i met harlan ellison he asked me to marry him as a joke#i said no
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Inuyasha kacchako edition
#mha#bnha#kacchako#ochako uraraka#uraraka ochako#katsuki bakugo#bakugo katsuki#kacchan#inuyasha#i forgor i drew this#it's SO OLD#like ancient#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#my art#friend asked if i ever drew catcchan#i said no#but then i REMBERED#technically catcchan?#vladiart
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it feels so damn satisfying to say to no to something
especially when a couple weeks ago, it would have been a yes
#his friends asked if they could play with us#i said no#he left#loved the satisfaction#all of them were left dumbstruck#desiblr#desi tumblr#spilled thoughts#personal thoughts#desi shit posting#desi tag
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I JUST GOT JUDGED SO HARD. I bought a Catherine Tate show DVD from a charity shop and the old woman at the counter looked at it and went "Oh... 😒" and then LAUGHED?? GIRL why are you hating on Catherine Tate
#then she asked if im in college#for some reason#i said no#and that was the entire interaction#ok god damn#catherine tate#the catherine tate show#david tennant#(adjacent)
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Me: mmmm
My partner: look at her.
Me looking away and not wanting to be tempted by the devil.
My partner: Angel
Me: we can't afford two big dogs, major is hard enough to keep up with.
My partner pouts but knows I'm right.
The dog in question?
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Aziraphale, on the inside: I said no. My heart is saying no, but I have to leave you, just for a time. To save YOU, to save US. As much as it hurts both of us, it’s the only way.
I love you who you are. Don’t come to heaven. We’ll lose what makes us… US. We’ll remain an angel and a demon who went along with heaven and hell as far as we could. Now we need to break down both.
#good omens#i said no#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands#ineffable spouses#i need you#some things do last forever
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psst
oi
*cutely spikes the choccy milk*
BRO 💀💀
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just remembered this one time this guy i worked with said i was a 4/10 THE DAY AFTER he asked me to sit on his face<3
#he said both of those things completely unprompted btw#and TO MY FACE#i said no#he was hot but he was a douchebag (obviously)<3#this has nothing to do with what i normally post#i just thought about it#so cute of him<33#why do men?
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Is now a good time to confess that the Reigen massage scene convinced me to watch mp100
#mp100#my classmate showed it to me he was like do you know this#I said no#but was charmed#and then became obsessed for a good 2 months#gossip from the salmon runs
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Fic writers: How do you write smut without getting all hot and bothered?
I just wrote a scene while my spouse was in therapy and it's taking me every ounce of self control not to jump their bones.
It does help that the cat has taken her place on their lap and I know I still have garlic breath from my lunch.
#i'm not actually writing fanfic#more like an rpf “what if” story for my life#and i definitely don't want to be like#“i just wrote a really hot sex scene about my high school friend who i reconnected with last weekend”#“you know”#“the one who asked if i wanted to cuddle in his bed with him”#wanna fuck me later?"#i said no#tbf he was really drunk#also#i am wear a shirt that says#“busy thinking about girls”#clearly i am not thinking about girls right now#smut#fanfic#fanfiction
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Look, I may have accidentally created an aroace character, but now I'm going back to make a non-aroace character so I can romance the disaster wizard and live in his magical library.
This is a completely rational action and not in any way weird.
#Roleplayed too hard and played myself#My gnome just wants to be friends with everyone and whenever she tells people this they get angry with her - literally apart from Gale#And Karlach#Karlach is her bff for real#Shadowheart needs to get over herself istg#GIRL I TOASTED TO FRIENDSHIP#Get the fucking hint#But I am highly amused by the concept of tiny gnome HUGE TIEFLING friendship#If Karlach's fire problem goes away my Tav is getting carried around on her shoulders#Don't even get me started on Lae'zel#I'm pretty sure that counts as workplace harassment#I mean the hostile working environment is pretty much a given (it's Faerun) but seriously Lae'zel?#Shut up about your scent kink#I said no#Qd#Baldur's Gate 3 spoilers#again I guess#Sorry this is consuming my brain#I'm sure your regularly scheduled shitposting will return eventually
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My manager asking me to stay late vs. me almost calling in sick that morning.
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