#i said 20 time it was my bday and I feel annoying but
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yoohyeon · 2 years ago
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I honestly feel so annoying about my birthday, but it’s literally the only day of the year I’m truly happy cause I think about me first and put my worries aside 🥺
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sssilverstoned · 1 year ago
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memory lane ꩜ ln4
type: instagram/twitter au
A trip through time as everyone's favorite kids in love grew up.
lily said: back to back ahhhh! hopefully part three tomorrow. wanting to get this out asap bc I’ve been stewing over posting for so long! glad you all enjoy :)
also, i think I��ll be opening requests soon, but please feel free to inbox me anything you’d be interested in seeing <3
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landonorris Happy birthday y/n! #19
maxfewtrell Happy birthday y/n/n!
yourusername thank yaaaa maxy!
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yourusername Happy birthday Lando! Welcome to 19 :)
yourbestfriend Dawwww so cute
landonorris Thank you! Love you old lady
yourbestfriend it's only 8 months difference between you two????? yourusername he's so annoying landonorris hey. It's my birthday
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landonorris y/n's sleeping through her 20th birthday so I'm here to post about it in case she misses it.
user1 long neck ass
user2 facts. but hbd y/n 💯
danielricciardo quite the angle here, how long is your arm?
yourbestfriend Slaying while sleeping, love her
yourusername I try
yourusername: So this is how we're doing 20?
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user1 BAHAHAHA is this payback from your birthday??
user2 omg they're so aggravating 😭 favs fr user3 posting this with absolutely no caption on his bday is so funny
yourbestfriend the biggest little shit to ever walk the earth
landonorris aw thanks for the birthday wish x
landonorris: Love you too baby
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landonorris Happy 21 my love! Wait for me so we can club together in NYC finally like we always said #cradlerobber
user1 CRADLE ROBBER
yourusername The club awaits!
carlossainz55 happy birthday y/n/n!
yourusername thank you carlosssssss! landonorris too many s's for my liking
yourbestfriend wait is this in my house??
yourusername nothings broken. trust
user2 this photo is so chaotic
user3 him constantly calling her old like SIR
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yourusername Cheers baby! 21 21 21
landonorris Head's spinning still
yourusername So I'm "old" AND I hold liquor better? Pick a struggle
maxfewtrell Mate she's winning this round landonorris Always does
user1 oh this is cuteeee
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landonorris 22. Hope it's the best one yet
user1 so cozy so domestic omg
user2 dating for 3 years, 30 years, same thing
user3 awwww he's wearing the bracelets she made him for their anni
yourusername Lovessss ya
yourusername Was very surprised I will admit you got me good
user4 THIS WAS A SURPRISE? user5 This man flew across the globe so he wouldn't miss her birthday...my word
charles_leclerc: He almost missed his plane back btw
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yourusername Scorpios, you've got to love them #22 #CradleHasBeenRobbed
user1 color coordinated suits...every post you make me even more bitter
user2 the loving look in their eyes...can't wait for the 79th bday posts
user3 right im here for the long haul!
lilymhe you all will never stop this joke
yourusername he started it!! lilymhe and yet you have not ended it landonorris she's older than me, this is a fact
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virginpornstar · 1 year ago
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Gay Friendships Die At 30
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Once my gay best friends turn 30 the friendship is over. Doesn't matter if we've been friends for 5 years or 15+ years. Gays want to start acting different and doing immature shit we weren't even doing in our 20s. I'd rather be former friends than fake friends. So once the fake shady immature bullshit starts, I gotta exit. Well make them exit my life.
The reason this friendship ended is so stupid, and I knew it was stupid from the beginning, but I can't repair things with someone on a mission to want to destroy them.
So my BFF (well former BFF now) and I were planning to meetup in LA. I was going to already be in California anyway or a work trip, and I wanted to go to LA anyway. I had a bad experience in LA last year, and I wanted a do-over. Plus I really wanted a picture with the Hollywood sign since I didn't get one last year.
My BFF was going to be in LA because he was flying to Asia with friends for his bday trip. Which I chose not to go on since I've never really had any interest in going to Asia. Plus the trip was originally supposed to be to Europe, but he randomly changed it. I was excited to go to Europe with him, since we had originally planned to go in 2020, but Covid happened. Plus I ended up going to Europe with another friend earlier this year, and had an amazing time.
Granted I never told him I was going to Europe until after I landed there. Which was shady and passive aggressive on my part. There's been a lot of shady and passive aggressive things over the recent years, which I'm sure slowly contributed to the demise of the friendship. It's like on Insecure when Molly and Issa fell out. It didn't just suddenly happen, but a gradual buildup. I'm definitely Molly and he's Issa.
Since we were both going to be in Cali at the same time, it made sense to be there together. Even though he basically told me I was inconveniencing him with hotel costs since he was planning to spend his first night there with some random guy he was talking to there, and then then the next night with his friends that were coming.
Granted...I don't even share hotel rooms with friends when I travel. The last friend I ever shared a hotel room with was him last year. When I travel with my other friends we get our own rooms. I prefer to have my own space. My job has me spoiled with my own hotel rooms, and when I travel I just prefer to have my own room. Plus I'm a slut. I love to be able to have a guy over whenever I feel like it.
Both of us were financialy strapped, and had put off booking a room as long as possible. I had sent him a suggestion the day before I left, but he said not to book it now. He was going to look the next day. Well I was already in Cali the next day, and was starting to get anxious about not having my next hotel booked since I had to be out of my work hotel Monday.
After I woke up from my nap, I saw he'd texted me that he booked a room at a hotel by the airport. I was immediately annoyed, because I don't stay by the airport. Usually airports are so far from everything, and everything I wanted to do in LA was in the Hollywood/West Hollywood/Beverly Hills area.
Granted LA is so big, that the airport isn't even that far or inconvenient, since everything is far an inconvenient in LA. I was looking at a hotel in Koreatown, since the places I'd originally wanted in WeHo/Beverly Hills were too expensive/taken now.
So I was like whatever. I wanted to book my own room anyway since I wanted the Hotels.com/HIlton points that I'm trying to upgrade my status before the year is up. Plus when he said he booked a room already the message said "if you're interested". I interpreted that as I have the option to still book my own room.
I tried to call him for clarity, but we were on different times. So I just booked a room at the same hotel for 2 beds to be safe.
Then when he woke up he told me he'd gotten that room for his friends, and he could get us a different room at the same hotel for the same price. I told him I already booked us a room.
Then he asked the price. It was nearly $400 for 2 nights, but the double bed room was more expensive than had I just reserved a single bed room.
Then he got pissed at me because I had already booked the room and it was more expensive than whatever random site he was using. I didn't want to use the site he was using, because I'm already loyal to Hotels.com, and also it's sketchy. It like shows you pictures of a room based on how much you're willing to spend, and you pick the one that looks best, and then it tells you the details of the hotel afterwards. WTF.
Also I wanted the room in my name since I'm already in Cali and would most likely be at the hotel before him anyway. I want to be able to just get there and check in, and not have to wait for someone else to get in my room. So that's easier if it's just in my name anyway.
Then he was pissed because he didn't want to pay more to stay at the same hotel where he could get a cheaper rate, and I wasn't willing to cancel because I already booked/paid for it, and I wanted my points to upgrade my status before the year is up.
Then he got booked that I booked something else when he booked something, but he'd already told me he just booked that for his friends earlier. Then I explain that I wanted to book something ASAP since I'm already in Cali and prices are going up each day we don't have something booked. Plus he booked something at a hotel without even asking me first. I was going along to get along, by just going for the same hotel, since there were cheaper hotels in other parts of LA.
Then he said I was "acting like a bitch, but what else would he expect" for saying the "if you're interested" leaves the door open for me to book my own room. Which is my preference. Then he says "girl fuck you" to me after I say I'm not being a bitch since I went with whatever hotel he picked to book a room.
I said "if I was acting like a bitch than I would've booked the cheaper room with one bed" but instead I paid extra to make sure there were 2 beds for both of us.
Then the next morning he texts me with a fake ass apology saying he was half asleep, and was mad because he thought I'd booked a room at a different hotel in another part of LA.
WTF. You clearly complained about the price of the room I booked at the same hotel you already booked a room.
He apologized for calling me a bitch, and then quoted neNe "well I said acting like a bitch".
I sent him a meme of Molly from Insecure looking annoyed. He then doubled down on being half asleep and claimed he reread the messages. Hence his apology.
WTF. You were mad about the price. It was very explicitly clear that I had booked a room at the same hotel, and also calling me a bitch and saying "fuck you" to me was a ridiculous response for this trivial situation.
So I was annoyed his apology didn't even match what was said. Like don't say you misinterpreted what I said, when you very clearly were upset about having to spend more money at the same hotel. I don't like bullshit apologies. Honestly I don't like apologies in general. I'm a Scorpio. I'm not going to forgive you regardless, so I'd rather you just not fuck up in the first place.
So then I say that he wasn't arguing about me booking at a differnt hotel, and he was mad about me booking a more expensive price at the same hotel. Granted I don't even know if he made sure to make sure he was booking rooms with multiple beds, or just going for the cheapest price, which would've been a room with one bed. I only think he apologized because of realizing he may not have booked a room with 2 beds, and had just gone for the cheaper price.
I didn't even want to keep this argument going. But I also wasn't accepting an apology that wasn't real. Like apologize for what happened, not make up some bullshit when the texts clearly say otherwise. He kept trying to say he was sleepy and thought I booked somewhere else on the other side of LA, when the words he texted me never mentioned any of that. No one is about to gaslight me into some bullshit.
Also don't tell me you "reread" the messages, yet what your saying was never mentioned in any of the messages. So I wasn't backing down, and he kept defending his lie. then he had the audacity to say all he's apologizing for is ccalling me a bitch, and then said if I think he's such a liar than we don't even gotta link".
That was the dealbreaker for me. We didn't talk for 2 weeks after that. That is some bullshit I don't play with. Like you're my best friend of 5 years, we haven't seen each other in 5 months, and we've talked about going to LA together for years. So you're going to just essentially abandon me in LA by myself, since he had his other friends he was traveling with coming, because he refuses to apologize for the bullshit he caused and the fucked up things he said to me.
I'm an only child, so I don't mind being on my own. I actually do better that way. Thankfully I had an amazing time in LA. Both nights I met local guys that showed me a great time. I had more fun in these 2 days in LA, than I had last year when I was in LA for 2 weeks.
I did everything I wanted to do in LA. I got the pics I wanted, and when sight seeing to see the places I'd not gotten to see. I went on dates, got dick, went bar hopping in WeHo, and even went to the dispensary. I had an incredible time in LA. Regardless of my BFF abandoning me.
But I still find it incredibly fucked up that he'd even be that childish to rather we both be in the same city at the same hotel but not speaking, because he refused to apologize for what he actually said to me.
Also that's such bum nigga shit to cause an argument to get out of paying for room. Granted I already paid for it, and got my wish of my own room with one bed, so I didn't care. But this is exactly why most gay friendships end due to trips. The broke friend causes all the problems, and then the friendship is over.
But I also am pissed because i knew this was a dumb argument from the beginning. I knew that. I was willing to move on, but I also wanted the apology to be genuine and not some made up bullshit. Even re-reading the texts now this whole thing is so stupid. Yet I'm not letting someone talk to me crazy, and then refuse to apologize for acting ridiculous.
He's an egotistical Leo, and I feel like after he moved to Florida and got his own friend group. he feels like he's Regina George now. In our friendship he was always the Nicole to my Paris. Guys have literally called him my "ugly friend" to his face. Now I never viewed him as my ugly friend. He has no problem getting niggas, but I was always the more social media famous of the 2 of us.
I feel like he's even more big headed thinking he's queen b now because he's "in charge of the girls" of his friendgroup. That ain't me, never been me, and I'm not afraid to be all by myself. I don't even do friend groups, because I am a selfish bitch and don't give a fuck when people hate me. I can't fake anything to get along with a group.
Which is why I fell out with my ex BFF of 16 years. His new friends didn't like me so he chose them over me. Once he had a huge 30th bday, and invited all of his friends from all over the country, but didn't invite or tell me about the party, when I had just taken him out to lunch for his bday the week before, then I was done. We're clearly not friends if you're not inviting me to your big milestone events you planned celebrating yourself, and then not even having the respect to tell me. I had to find out on social media. WTF. That's so childish, and high school. We're in our 30s. We weren't even doing fake shit like that in high school or our 20s. Yeah...I just saw the best option was to end the friendship.
Now with this. I didn't want to end the friendship. After 2 weeks of not talking I sent him the mughshot I found of Zimbabwe. He's the only person that I could talk to about Zimbabwe that would understand. I'd already given up on expecting my BFF to take accountability or genuinely apologize for what he really said. I was just ready to sweep it under the rug and move on. We'd already not spoken in 2 weeks, and we'd both been on multiple trips. We'd missed out on so much of each other's lives already, and LA has passed.
But he refused to move on. He said he's not ready to talk to me until we revisit our previous argument. WTF. It's been 2 full weeks...I don't even care anymore.
Then I say "I'm not sure what's left to revisit. You started unnecessary drama, refused to apologize for what you actually said, and then didn't want t hangout with each other in LA and we didn't...
Then he says "yeah I'm cool on you. So I was petty and responded with "k" and then blocked him everywhere.
I'm over it. LIke I'm not waiting for a 30 year old man to decide when he's ready to be my friend again, when this drama was caused by him.
I was rude and inconsiderate. I knew his financial limitations, and didn't care because I wanted to book my own room for my own benefits.
Still I don't think that warranted being called a "bitch" or having him say "fuck you" to me, on top of saying he didn't even want to see each other while in LA. That's the part that really pissed me off, because I would've never said that to my best friend. Like petty drama over money isn't going to make me want to not see you while we're in the same fucking city and haven't seen each other in 5 months. Then being in the same hotel at the same time, and not speaking. Like we both still had each other's locations and were in the same fucking hotel at the same time.
It's so stupid and petty, and we both decided to escalate the drama instead of neutralizing it. Well I feel like I tried to neutralize it. I said early on that I don't want to dwell on this drama, but I'd rather if he's going to apologize to apologize for what he actually said.
I hate liars more than anything. You're not going to lie and say you're mad over a reason which literally had nothing to do with anything you said the night before. Read the fucking texts. The whole convo was in text. Right there. You're clearly mad because you didn't want to pay more when you could pay less. Don't make up some bullshit saying you thought I booked somewhere else, and then keep doubling down on the lie.
He is being a Lying Leo. That's a fact. He's clearly lying. It's there in print. That gaslighting me bullshit is what really set me off. Like all you had to do was apologize for the truth, instead of continuing to perpetuate a lie. Then this could've all been avoided.
Then we're not getting that time in LA back. it's not like we can just go fly across the country again next week. Like to miss out on that time together that we aren't going to get back, over this dumb shit also really pisses me off. Like I would've never said I don't want to see you while in LA. Especially not over this dumb shit.
Then the fact that weeks have gone by, and I'm sending you messages and want to move on and talk like normal, and he's continuing to want to stay in this negative space and keep having the same damn argument.
Like you're still not telling the truth or taking accountability. Then on top of that LA is gone. We didn't see or speak to each other, despite being in the same hotel in the same city. There's no point still arguing over a trip that not only passed, but we both had other trips since then. Like it's the past.
All I wanted was to have my best friend back to gossip about more dead gays in Atlanta, and to talk about my ex that's been in jail for months.
Instead he wants to keep having this same dumb argument, and i'm over it. Again. I refuse to wait for a 30 year old man to decide when he wants to be my friend again. Especially when he's mad about the drama he started.
I don't give a fuck how mad you are...don't disrespect me by calling me a "bitch" or saying "fuck you" to me, and then saying you don't even want to see me while we're in the same city. I have blocked many gays for flaking on plans with me.
I don't think the disrespect I received was warranted with this petty drama, and then the fact you'd be fine just leaving me alone in LA because you knew you had other friends coming was fucked up. On top of refusing to move the fuck on when weeks have passed.
Yeah. Friendship over. This is so immature and stupid, but gays don't mature with age. Yet another of my closest gay friendships has died.
I'm also probably less motivated to salvage the friendship because I've been fucking this guy he really likes behind his back for months.
I really am a terrible friend. That's always been my biggest fear with gay friendships was having my friend fuck my man behind my back. 2 of my exes tried to fuck my BFF to get back at me, and he valued our friendship enough to resist.
Yet I was weak. Maybe not weak because it involved not temptation, as much as giving into dark urges to self sabotage. 2023 has been my year of chaos. Choosing chaos any chance I get. Blowing everything in my life up, and then finding order amongst the pieces.
I have no choice but to take accountability for my own actions in the demise the closest friendship I've had for the past 5 years. I'm still devastated things ended this way, or that I made the choices I made. I really thought he'd be my best man at my wedding...if that ever happens.
Yet that's the Scorpio way. We can't keep a friend...
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kiribaku-queen · 3 years ago
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Hiii it's me again!!! Anyway congrats on 1k followers!!🥺💖🤟 and I'm sending a request on your 1000 followers event so I hope you don't mind!!!
So today is Bakuhoe's bday and you mentioned that you enjoy writing angst and I'm feeling a little angsty too so here you go!
Imagine, (aged-up characters) you are also a pro-hero living with Bakugo, you two are married, being a Pro-hero on a mission you got injured, and while they're running their check-ups, curing you and all, they tell you a news that shocked you. And for Bakubabe, his birthday is coming so you wanted to surprise him, because there's a little world living inside you now, yes PREGGY! 3 weeks! Little did you know he is having a hard time on his mission, there's this tough villain they wanted to capture for weeks now together with Hero Deku and other Heroes, so he's pissed that they can't even capture a fucking villain, and that he needs to stay on his agency for this mission, so you go to his agency tell him to come home at April 20, 7pm sharp because you want to celebrate his bday you didn't tell him yet, and he said "Yeah, yeah whatever dumdass." 'Cause you know he's busy and shit, you fell kinda sad but that works too you thought, maybe it's just the hormones, and then that night, on his bday, a villain attack happened the villain they're trying to capture, so he went out totally forgotting about you. Meanwhile you're so happy, you prepared shit and decorate the house, cook some dinner, and present his gift, 7pm, he's still not there but you waited for him, 8 pm still not coming, 9 pm, none, 10pm none, 11 pm, none,feeling the need to cry, you then clean everything you set up, you placed the food on the fridge, but you let some decorations hanging up 'cause you have no energy to clean it, he then showed up still dirty after the villain attack, you saw him while going upstairs, so you went back down you questioned him or something why he's late, then you guys started arguing, yelling, but you can't keep up 'cause you're hurting, blame the hormones, then you walked out, banging the door, he then remember your plans, he went to the kitchen he saw a perefectly wrapped gift you forgot to hide, he opened it then mind blown! He then see a note saying, " Happy Birthday to the most amazing person, to my King explosion murder! -Y/n" he flipped it and a picture of a tiny being faced him.So he then knock on your door–
And that's up to you now hahahha just please write the ending with a happy one😭 I'm a sucker for angsty to happy ending!! Again congrats and I enjoy all you fics!! Thank you for your hard work!
Not So Birthday Surprise
Bakugou x reader
Fluff, Angst, happy ending
Word count: 4.8K
A/N: okay but why did I have this EXACT scenario in my head??!? We are on the same wavelength I swear!
Instead of uploading this for Bakugou’s birthday, I’m uploading it for my birthday! LOL So sorry this was overdue but I’m starting to get back into the groove of writing and have another series coming up for you guys!
“I totally had that villain,” you complained, groping the side of your head as you walked down the hallway with your hubby next to you, equally as beat up.
“Fat chance. If you would have kept your googly eyes off me the entire fight, maybe you could have taken him down. But who was there to save your ass like they always do? Fucking me,” your husband, the number 2 hero: Bakugou Katsuki, argued back.
“Stop being a big boob!” you clenched your teeth, annoyed, not forgetting to side punch his arm. Was he right? Eh, maybe just in the slightest. Could you blame yourself? Look at your husband. That fine man next to you, all beaten and bruised and sweaty and dirty… that man was your man. How could you not peak glances every once in a while, even if it was during a fight. Eye candy doesn’t have a set time.
“The only one with boobs is you,” Katsuki pointed out, poking you right in the boob for everyone to see. Your face flushes immediately, smacking his hand away and covering your breasts from anymore abuse.
“How. Dare.you,” you say slowly, making sure to emphasize each word. Because honestly how dare he. And in a place where so many people could witness that!
“Was I wrong?” he put a defensive hand up.
“That doesn’t give you the right to touch me… right here,” you whisper yelled. Did you really have to scold your husband on such things?
“What? I thought you liked it right there,” your husband decided to tease which resulted in heated cheeks from you. Well, he wasn’t wrong… You two were too busy bickering to realize that you were in front of your respective doors and that it was time to go your separate ways. At least for now. You knew it was protocol to get checked on after every fight, get healed and what not. But it was different when you were fighting with your husband. A sense of worry and concern overtook you, more so for him rather than yourself. What if they found something more serious than a mere flesh wound? You wouldn’t know how to handle the news. You were husband and wife. There’s no need to separate the two of you anymore. But protocol was protocol. Katsuki could sense the immediate pout that was evident on your lips. He smirked to himself and placed his hand on top of your head for reassurance.
“No more pouting. Heal up and I’ll see you a lil bit. Kay?” Katsuki waited for your response. You just nodded but continued to pout. But you were also waiting on him to give you something before you go inside that room. Seeing that he wasn’t getting the hint, you faced him, pouting even more and lifting your head up. Ah, Bakugou got the hint now. With a roll of his eyes, he kissed your forehead, satisfying your needs.
“Happy?” he pretended to sound annoyed but deep down, he enjoys kissing you just as much as you.
“No, one more,” you quickly say and pucker your lips. He doesn’t hesitate to lean in and steal your lips very briefly. You hummed in satisfaction and Katsuki just silently smiles at your joyous face. You can look like such an idiot sometimes with that silly face of yours, but at least you’re his idiot.
Alright, no more stalling. The nurses were already ushering you two to your respective rooms, slightly uncomfortable and intimidated to separating two heroes desperately in love. But eventually, you made it into the medical room, ready for your daily checkup and heal.
“Alright, Miss (y/n), I’m sure you are already aware of the routine. I’ll treat your wounds first and do the regular checkup. Your height, weight, blood pressure, heart rate, all that good stuff. Just to make sure nothing else is wrong and I didn’t miss anything. Sound good?” the nurse described while putting on blue rubber gloves.
“Yes ma’am. Check away,” you say, nonchalantly, leaning back and letting the nurse do her job. She used her healing quirk to close the cuts all around your arms and legs, even wounds that you didn’t even know were there. After all your wounds were mended and you were all healthy, the nurse started the regular checkup exam. Height was the same, weight faltered a little bit, blood pressure is fine, and now it was time to check your heartbeat. The nurse put the stethoscope on your back and put a hand on your shoulder for stability.
“Okay, deep breath in,” you inhaled through your nose.
“Deep breath out,” and you exhaled through your mouth. The nurse frowned and checked made you do it all over again. Then she put the stethoscope and checked your chest. This procedure was taking longer than usual and it started getting you concerned.
“My dear, when was your last period?” the nurse asked, leaning back in her chair.
“Oh, uh…” you hesitated to answer. If you were being honest, you couldn’t quite remember. You’ve gone without it for so long and it didn’t even cross your mind because of how comfortable life was without the constant bleeding.
“Just a rough estimate,” the nurse continued.
“I think roughly about 2 months?” you questioned yourself. You don’t even think that was correct.
“Okay, Miss (y/n). I’m going to have you lay back and lift your shirt so that your stomach is exposed,” the nurse instructed and got this fancy machine ready.
“I hope this isn’t what I think it is,” you joke around yet you were feeling anxious. You lifted your shirt to have your tummy exposed. The nurse put gel that was cold to the touch, on this scanner and examined your uterus. Without a doubt, you could hear another heart beating.
“Congratulations, momma. You’re pregnant,” the nurse exclaimed. But you couldn’t return the feeling.
“I’m what now?” you asked confused.
“It’s not much right now, but you can see the baby’s teeny tiny body right there,” the nursed pointed on the screen. And sure enough, the image of the baby’s barely formed body was in plain sight.
“Thank god we caught it just in time. Any serious damage from that fight could have put your baby in danger. I’m going to order for you to be on desk duty from here on out,” the nurse ordered. That’s when you got up from your position.
“Woah, nurse wait a minute,” you tried to refute but your nurse gave you the hand of silence. She already knows what you were about to say because she’s been through this time and time again.
“I don’t want to hear it. Any more damages from front line fighting is going to put you and your baby in some serious risk. Desk work. It’s relaxing, it’s easy, it’-”
“Boring.” You put her off, clearly not too happy with the outcome of this situation.
“And it’s safe. Plus, I’m sure your husband wouldn’t be too happy if he knew you still wanted to tussle with villains all day with his baby,” she pointed out. She was absolutely right. Katsuki would make sure that you were either at home resting or doing the very minimum at work. There was no way he would want to put his baby in any harm’s way. And if he had to physically keeps his eyes on you to make sure you were doing just that, then so be it.
“Well shit,” you blurted out, taking a moment to let this information sink in. Not only were you not expecting this news, but now you’ve been demoted to doing desk work instead of your actual job, all in under an hour. Were you even ready to be a mother? Was Katsuki ready to be a father? Was he even going to be excited with this news? Speaking of news… how were you even going to tell him?
“Could you do me just one favor?” you asked and the nurse looked at you with a questioning yet caring look. “Don’t tell him yet. I want to do it myself.” You say.
“My lips are sealed,” she promises you, locking her lips up with her fingers and comically throwing it away. The nurse was so nonchalant about the news. Maybe you should be too. Maybe you were overthinking too much.
Every day, you waited for that baby bump. Because you still hadn’t found a way to tell him yet and if he doesn’t notice that bump, then that’s a little longer you could keep your secret. But that window might have finally come to a close when you looked in the mirror this morning. It was subtle but undoubtably there. You had to tell him real soon. And thankfully, his birthday was right around the corner so you guess it was fate that led you to this moment.
You waited for him to come home.
5:00
Okay, it’s still a little early. He likes to work overtime a lot anyway. Not a big deal.
7:00
Dinnertime. He should have told you if he wasn’t going to make it to dinner. You could have eaten without him already.
9:00
Now this was getting ridiculous. He was this late with no text message? No phone call? Really? Does he not respect your time? You could have been doing something else than wait for him all night.
9:01
Alright. You had had enough. You got up from your seat on the couch, harshly grabbed your jacket and bee lined towards the apartment door, headed straight for your husband’s agency.
Pro hero Dynamight slams his fists onto the paper filled desk, documents and everything important flying in the air. Deku and Red Riot could just stand by, arms crossed and heavy eye lids, as they watch their friend throw a fit.
“We were so fucking close!” Bakugou snarled.
“3 months. 3 fucking months we’ve been tracking this guy down and we still haven’t caught him?! He vented.
“Bakugou,” Red Riot tried to calm him down but was shut down real quick by the angry hero.
“And you! What were you doing? You couldn’t hold him off for more than a second!” Katsuki attacked his red headed friend.
“I don’t know what you wanted me to do! I wasn’t expecting five of his men to randomly show up and attack. And where were you?” Kirishima yelled back.
“Trying to cover your fuck up!” he turned to face the other heroes, both glaring at each other, hands ready to fight at any minute.
“Calm down, we just didn’t take this plan into consideration,” Pro hero Deku interrupted, trying to dissolve the situation. But knowing how hot-headed the blonde hero was, it did no use.
“But it should have been! We should have thought about every single possibility. We aren’t rookies anymore! Can’t you guys do anything right?!” Bakugou went on and on, letting out all his frustrations, saying anything to make him feel better because that’s just how he is. He doesn’t mean it. He’s going to regret what he says later on, but he doesn’t think in the heat of the moment. Lucky for everybody else, you had stopped by at the perfect timing.
You gently knocked on the door, poking your small head through. Noticing how tense the air was and how your husband had his back turned on everyone, you were about to make a run for it and come back another day, but they had already seen you.
“(y/n)!” one of the other heroes exclaimed, quickly bringing you inside which gathered the attention of everyone else who hadn’t seen you, including your husband. “Well, looks like its our time to leave. See you tomorrow!” they all gathered their belongings, scurrying away as fast as they could to avoid any more backlash from the heated hero. You saw Red Riot glance at you but walked past you without another word. Shocked by his reaction because this was not the Kirishima that you knew, no matter how angry he was, you looked at Deku for some answers. He put his hand on your shoulder and leaned in so that only you could hear.
“Villain problems. Calm him down, would ya?” he asked of you. Of course you knew catching villains was your husbands number 1 priority at work. And you knew he gets like this all the time. Who wouldn’t? You would be guilty to say that you never acted this way once in a while. You sighed, letting all previous frustrations fan away to comfort your husband.
“Hey sexy hot head,” you tried to joke but Katsuki wasn’t having it. He sat down at his desk, buried his head in his hands and just let out a frustrated sigh. Your features softened, knowing how he was feeling. You went up behind him and wrapped your arms around his neck.
“Hey,” you said softly. “You okay?”
“No,” he answered, clearly upset but tried not taking his anger out on you.
“Rough day, wasn’t it?”
“I just work with a bunch of idiots!” he exploded but you were here to calm him down, patting his head to soothe him, even if it was just for a little bit.
“They don’t know how to do anything right,” you imitated him as a joke but he thought you were agreeing with him.
“Why couldn’t you have been by my side?” he turned his chair to you, catching you by surprise and plopped right down on his lap. He snuggled into your neck like a cat missing its owner. For someone who was supposed to be fuming, he sure was cuddly all of a sudden.
“I know. I’ll be back to work soon,” you promised. Soon? Eh, more like in 9 months soon.
“I don’t think that doctor knows what she is talking about. Let’s get a second opinion,” he suggested but that caused you to panic. What were you going to say to him now to not give it away?
“I don’t think there’s a need for that. But you know what would make you feel better?” you cooed. He continued to snuggle into your neck, humming in response. “You’ll find out if you come home on time tomorrow, 7pm sharp.”
“You’re really not going to tell me?” he asks, finally coming out of his hiding spot to bump foreheads with you.
“I’m mad at you for making me wait all day today so no, I’m not going to tell you. It’d ruin the surprise anyway,” you say.
“But if you told me then I’d have something to look forward to,” he tried to flirt with you, giving you his bedroom eyes that gets you wrapped around his finger every time. But not this time. You got the courage to look away with a pout on your face for him not taking you seriously.
“No. Tomorrow, 7pm. Don’t come any earlier, either. Please come,” you finally gave him your best doe eyes and he couldn’t say no to that.
“Yeah, yeah. Whatever, dumbass,” he nonchalantly brushes it off like it wasn’t important. Which actually rubbed you the wrong way and just like a switch, you got annoyed. Thankfully, you noticed the change in emotion and you blamed it on your hormones.
“That’s really how you’re going to respond to me?” you asked, actually upset this time. You wanted to address it, but not have your emotions come through so aggressively. Had your husband not recognize the sudden mood swing, you would have been even more upset. But you trained your husband so well that he noticed the change of tone in your voice. And instead of pushing you and making fun of you for getting all emotional, which he has in the past and it did not end pretty, he responded in a more appropriate matter.
“I will be there,” he promised, his features softening this time. You loved how he got like this; vulnerable with all his walls down. You wished the whole world would see him like that instead of seeing him as this angry antihero. But at the same time, you were grateful that he was only like this towards you.
“Wanna go home now?” you asked. Both of you were so immersed in the moment that you actually forgot that you were still in his office.
“I thought we would spend the night,” he joked, leaning back more in his chair. You tried catching yourself on his chest because he leaned so far back that you felt like you were about to fall.
“Katsuki~!” you whined, nonstop pounding on his chest. His chuckle resonated in his chest but filled the entire room to make it seem not as empty.
“Up we go,” he announced, standing up but not before cradling you in his arms and holding you close to his chest. “To our home.�� He says to you sweetly, filling your whole self with warmth and joy.
The day couldn’t have gone more perfectly for you. You decorated the entire place with streamers and balloons, cooked his favorite meal and prepped it nicely on the table, baked and decorated a cake that you were highly satisfied with, nothing could go wrong. Everything was set on the kitchen table, purposely positioned so that the moment he goes through that door, boom! Surprise! He was going to be shocked, you were going to feel ecstatic, you were going to tell him about the baby, and it was just going to be perfect!
Maybe just a few touch ups here. Maybe there. Oh shit. Does everything look okay? Does everything look in place? Suddenly, you started rethinking all your life choices and became anxious. You were starting to worry too much about what he was going to say that you weren’t sure that what you were doing was the best option.
But when you looked at the clock, your husband was going to be here any second. There was no time to think or even execute another plan. You just had to suck it up, put the nerves to the side, and hope for the best.
Katsuki was already packed and ready to head home for the day. Another day, another villain that wasn’t in a jail cell. No amount of hair pulling or banging his head on his desk could relieve him of this stress. But the thought of coming home to you and your secretive surprise was the cure to the remedy. He pulled out his watch.
6:50
Perfect timing. Not too early, he’d make it just in time for your surprise.
Just as he was about to head out, Kirishima is rushing through his office door with the widest grin plastered on his face.
“What is it?” Bakugou asked, annoyed. Couldn’t his red-headed friend wait until the next morning? He just wanted to be home.
“We got him,” Kirishima exclaimed. Bakugou stopped in his tracks and all of a sudden, his eyes were focused and all previous thoughts were thrown out the window.
“Who?” Bakugou questioned. He wanted to make sure that they were talking about the same guy. Was it the guy they’ve been trying to catch for months? All it took was one look from his best friend to know that he was correct and not a second later, he was out the door, gauntlets in hand and a confident smirk that was ready for some ass kicking.
7:01
It was only a minute late. Your eyebrows already started to twitch in annoyance. But it was only a minute. People can be late. It’s not a big deal. Nothing to get too worked up about. Stress equals more harm for the baby. Breathe in. Breathe out. Calm down (y/n), it’s all going to be worth it.
8:00
Why wasn’t he home? You didn’t think you would have to even wait 15 minutes. But here you were, waiting at home for an hour and your husband still wasn’t home yet. Maybe something happened at work? Yet, he wasn’t answering his phone.
9:00
Nothing
10:00
Still no sign.
11:00
You gave up. Dread and disappointment filled your entire body and soul. The feeling of emptiness weighed heavily on you to the point where you wanted to break down in tears. All your hard work. Your surprise. Your food. The decorations. Your love. It really all was for nothing. You were stupid to believe that he would appreciate anything you would do for him. You were so upset that it got you thinking about your whole relationship with this man. Did he even love you? Did he even care about you? Were you worth it to him? All those questions you could have answered yourself. And right now, all those answers are ‘no’.
Whatever. You didn’t have the energy to clean up. You left all the decorations where they were at and only decided to pack up the now cold dinner to put in the fridge. A perfectly good dinner, his favorite dinner, went to waste. You didn’t even have a bite yet. But with how you were feeling, you weren’t hungry anyway.
As you were about to head up the stairs, the front door opens, revealing a dirty, grungy looking hero. Fatigue washed over him, his shoulders falling flat as he lazily kicked off his boots. He held the wall for support as he walked further into his home. He was fucking exhausted, that’s for sure. But it was all worth it because that villain was finally fucking caught. Katsuki looked up to see your beyond pissed off face. Your smile curved down in a deep frown, tears were already welled into your eyes and your arms were crossed angrily against your chest.
Shit.
“Where the fuck were you?” you asked, hurt and in pain.
“Baby,” Katsuki tried reaching for you, sensing your frustration and wanting to explain, but you backed away, not wanting his touch in the slightest.
“I asked you a question!” you raised your voice this time. You didn’t want excuses. You wanted answers. And right now, he was stalling his answer, which made you impatient. Hearing your raised voice caused Katsuki to back off. He’s only seen you like this one time and that was back when you two were dating. He knew he really fucked up now.
“I caught a villain, but I was about to come home, I promi-” Katsuki rushed to say but you didn’t even let him finish and you bursted into tears. Of course he was out catching villains. Catching villains was more important than your dinner plans that you made specifically for him. He would always chose them over you and you just absolutely hated that idea. You always knew that was true but your suspicions weren’t confirmed until this very moment. And it hurt like a bitch.
Katsuki gently put his gear down and carefully walked towards you. Afraid that if he moved too fast, you would run away and he wouldn’t get a chance to explain himself.
“Why didn’t you call?” you cried, sniffling and hiccupping in between words. “It’s not hard to pick up the phone and tell me that you weren’t coming. It’s not hard to tell me that you didn’t even want it at all! You should have told me before I spent all this time preparing this surprise for you. I spent all this money on stupid balloons, they didn’t even have the ones I wanted. I cooked your favorite food and now it’s cold. And you knew all this yet you still didn’t have the decency to give me a call? All I wanted was for you to show up and 7. Was that really too much to ask?” you ranted. But Katsuki was silent. He didn’t know what to say. And that made you even more furious.
“Can you fucking say something?” you asked annoyed.
“I don’t know what to say,” he confessed. He knew he was in the wrong. He knew you were venting and that you needed to get everything out. He had a way to contact you. And he should have. Why didn’t he? It just slipped his mind when the excitement of catching this villain caused him to run out that door faster than anyone. But it wasn’t an excuse and he knew that.
“You always do this!” you continued to cry. “I’m here, expressing my feelings and telling you how I feel and you never say anything! You’re so annoying! I hate you and I hate these hormones!” you ran to your shared bedroom, slammed the door, leaving Katsuki alone to bathe in shame.
Fuck, fuck, fuck. He couldn’t believe how bad he had messed it up. He ran his fingers through his hair and let out a sigh. How was he going to make with one up to you now? He turned around and saw the decorations hanging from the ceiling. He saw how much time and effort you spent trying to make everything perfect. He just had to come and ruin it, huh? He went to the fridge and opened it up to see two dinners perfectly plated and wrapped neatly to be eaten later. Even when you’re mad, he could see that you still cared by the way you put it away.
Katuski went back to the kitchen table and saw a perfectly wrapped gift that you had forgotten to hide. He picks it up, examines it, gives it a little shake, and hears something banging around in there. Opening the tiny box revealed a small note and a stick at the bottom. Confused, Katsuki picks up the card to reveal a handwritten note and a picture.
Happy Birthday to my person, the love of my life. My King Explosion Murder! Thank you for always protecting me and everyone around you. Now it’s time for you to protect one more person.
Another person? You couldn’t mean… and that’s when he saw the picture that was attached with the card. Your ultrasound. And as if you couldn’t make it even more obvious, you provided the pregnancy test with the gift.
There was no time to waste. Katsuki’s heart was leaping through time and the adrenaline rushed through his body with such news. Silly you. You had forgotten to lock the door so your husband could easily bust through the door. He swung the door open with so much force that it was about to fly off the hinges.
“(y/n),” he said your name breathlessly. You were still a crying mess, bawling and sniffling like it was no one’s business. He sat next to you on the bed, careful not to touch you because he knew you were sensitive.
“Are you really pregnant?” he asks, not believing and thinking this is all a prank. You finally faced him and even though you were very upset with him, Katsuki only saw your pout which he thought was so cute.
“You would have known if you came home on time!” you cried.
“I know. I’m sorry. I’ll do better. I’ll be better. For you and for our baby,” he promised.
“I don’t believe you,” you tell him.
“Well I’m going to make you believe. You haven’t eaten yet, right?” he points out. You turn your head away from him, still pouting. He chuckles and leans in close.
“You want me to heat up the food you made for dinner? We can eat it together,” he says in a teasing tone. Shit. You were being convinced because your stomach was growling but that doesn’t mean you forgave him. You’d only let him feed you this one time.
“I’m hungry,” you pout and that was enough sign for him to pick you up in his arms.
“I promise I will take care of both of you,” he says softly. You stayed quiet, wanting to give him the silent treatment. But he gave you an offer you couldn’t really say no to.
“How about I take a couple days off work. It’ll be just you and me and the little baby. I’ll take care of you. I’ll cook for you and everything.”
“Promise?”
“I promise.”
And he stayed true to his promise. Katsuki made sure everyone at the office know that he was off hours and to not bother him until he says so. He was going to take care of you since he couldn’t for the past few months.
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elysianslove · 4 years ago
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hi! may i request hcs of the haikyuu boys watching/helping their significant other workout? maybe yoga or just a regular workout? would be sweet if it was all of them but i know there are so many, so mainly kuroo, kageyama, bokuto, oikawa and nishinoya <3 thank you!!
hi anon!! i’m sorry i didn’t do all the boys, but i wrote for the specific boys you requested. if you, or anybody else, wants these hc’s for other boys i’d love to do them hehe. hope you enjoy!
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kuroo tetsurō
he’s so excited as soon as you’re like “hey wanna work out together”
like his whole body freezes up and then he just
screams
if you’re already like pretty athletic, he makes everything a competition
but doesn’t actually compete
he just wants to watch you 😏
no fr he’ll be like “i bet i can do more squats than you”
and then just doesnt squat and only watches you squat
this mf 😭
he gets way too excited and puts an alarm at 4;30 am to text you/wake you up to go on a run with him
you: see that’s what we’re not gonna do
if you’re not very athletic or you’re just starting to get accustomed to working out
he is so. encouraging
like sickeningly so
tries his best not to overwhelm you and does really basic workouts with you
but also if ur laying face down on the ground crying “i dont wanna do this anymore” he will NOT have any of it
good luck unsubscribing to his services
he just wants to see you succeed 🥺 👉🏼👈🏼
cooks you the best healthy meals you dont even feel like youre missing out on anything
now
yoga
listen he’s so cheeky
he’s so mf TOUCHY
couples yoga with kuroo >>>>
it’s so funny bc this man is so strong he can do pretty much any move that requires any type of strength but pull out the flexibility card and he will pass away on the spot
he also just likes to watch you do yoga
not just bc he’s a pervert
but also bc it’s just interesting to see you in your zone
buys you yoga pants just bc <3333
“u just wanna stare at my ass”
“how dare you i would never objectify my gf”
stares at your ass <3
kageyama tobio
remember when i said kuroo would make everything a competition but wouldn’t really care
kageyama cares
he’s so annoying youre just trynna have fun working out w ur bf but here he is trynna kill u bc he’s so much better at everything
okay but if YOURE better 🤑
it pisses him off at first but then he realizes he’s pissed off bc ur so hot and make his spine tingle
work outs with him are intense as fuck
like he goes all out
but then he helps you stretch and 😏 it’s worth it
if he’s helping you workout, he’s kinda harsher than he intends to be
and when he realizes that yk maybe he’s being a lil extra
he apologizes and just asks how you wanna do it
spends the night researching hehe 
is encouraging in a demeaning way like “do you WANT to regret not working harder” ur like tobio i swear on my life i will start crying
when y’all are done he does like give u a small kiss and the sweetest smile “good work” and it makes it all the more worth it
about yoga though
when he first watched u he was horny hwbwjwks
he was like oop what is this feeling
but then it clicked lmao
avoids watching you unless you’re doing it privately so he can embarrass himself less
if you invite him to join you it’s just rigorous head shaking but he loves you sm he’ll do anything for you
he just follows your lead and is listening so attentively and is trying to mimic your movements exactly and is so awe oh my god he’s so CUTE
once ur done and ur both just laying on the ground you roll over and kind lean over him and give him a kiss “thank u for doing this with me”
“we should do it more often”
not horny just in love with you <3
bokuto kōtarō
so hyperactive good luck keeping up with him
he’s also like
built
LIKE HAVE YOU SEEN. HIM???? no way he doesnt go crazy w the work outs
if you suggest to work out together he’s so excited and he just does everything normally the way he does at 2.5x speed and you’re just like bruh 🧍🏻‍♀️ slow down
you do eventually find your own rhythm that kinda matches his own
and it’s nice to have him with you because like if you’re at a gym and ur using a device across the room from him he’ll just yell and wave at you and blow you a kiss god i love this dork
after you’re both spent you just sit on the ground across from each other stretching just talking just vibing
gives you a big smooch in between everything if he can
it becomes a really positive addition to your life ngl
if he’s helping you work out
he is actually the fkn BEST
despite him being a work out freak, he doesn’t force that on you in any way
if anything i think he’d be super gentle
so cheerful when encouraging you
and rewards you a lot
too much probably
“20 PUSHUPS BABE !!!! LETS GO MAKE OUT FOR 20 MINUTES”
he doesn’t just say it he really does mean it when he tells you he’s proud of you
loves it when you do yoga
immediately tries to join in
“oouu teach me this move” proceeds to fall on his ass <3
 t’s okay he has a lotta cushioning 😏
he always wants to try the couples yoga moves
he saves them on his phone to show you later and you cant say no bc ur already in gear and the yoga mat is on the ground hehe
(if you watch cody ko and kelsey kreppel’s couples yoga video that’s basically how it goes with you two)
^^^ in one of the moves he has to like lift you up by your arms as youre sitting down and he’s standing and he accidentally just shoves your face into his crotch
you both couldn’t stop laughing until you nearly peed and thats the beauty of love
oikawa tōru
he has to repeatedly ask you if you’re s u r e you wanna work out with him 
if you’re s u r e you can keep up
please hand his cocky ass to him <3 
if you’re athletic, prepare to have him try to one up you every time you do something 
it’s so sweet though cause he’s so determined and he’s sticking his tongue out between his lips and you’re just like baby please what is this 
tells you to lay beneath him while he does push ups so he can kiss you 
you complain about how sweaty he is but really you just want him to take his shirt off <3 
okay two important things i want to go over
one. oikawa does not know when to stop. so, honestly, you probably suggested to work out with him to keep him in check and make sure he doesn’t overwork himself 
please make him drink water and take breaks when necessary :( 
two. his knee :( he would probably need to be very careful and he’ll teach you the correct way to massage it and prep it before he does any critical work 
if you approach him one day about helping you work out cause you’re clueless — yes it will get to his head
but like ??? he’s your boyfriend??? your very athletic boyfriend??? 
who else would u ask tf 😹
anyways he makes a whole like list and shit
organizes it so well with color coding and different handwriting 
keeps you up to date with your progress and always says things like “look how well you’re doing babe!” and gives you a hugeeee hug 
now, oikawa is either weirdly flexible, or not flexible at all
we’re gonna go for the first one for this yoga hc 
joins you randomly and starts doing the poses correctly right away ur like ??? sir ??? 
distracts you. so much. 
“can i have a kiss— another one?— one more— one more babe— okay an—“ 
make out sessions ensued :)
nishinoya yū
actually i think noya would like to be in own zone kinda thing when he’s working out
probably blasting some katy perry in his ears ngl 
but when you tell him you wanna go work out with him?? 
now you’re both blasting katy perry in your ears 
stares. stares so much. provocatively. 
he’s your bf so you get it
but women have come up to you in the gym asking if you’re okay hbwjwkwe
makes you try out his routine while he tries out yours 
“wow babe this is sooo easy” he’s dying dont believe him
you guys probably have a handshake that’s so motivating to do before and after eeekkkk he probably makes you feel SO good about yourself after
takes you to eat the unhealthiest shit he can find after a workout because why not right ? chivalry? undead 😻
if you ask him for help he’ll accept right away
competes with you to help you improve 
“one day babe you’ll be beating me at these with such ease” 
he’s the loud kind of encouraging 
yells a lot
like so much 
body worship all the time <3333
“god u look SO good right now i love you so much” 
this simp i love him sm
anyways. onto yoga 
did i mention he stares 👁👁
because he does 
he already knows you do yoga and he will find out your schedule 
just. likes to watch you tbh 
if you offer to do couples yoga with him he refuses bc he likes the view where he is lmfao 
there are so many tiktoks of him just doing the dances while you calmly do yoga 
it becomes a trend lmfaowjwnsj
anyways yes best supportive bf award goes to noya (actually all of them who am i kidding)
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end note; MY BEST FRIEND PAINTED AKAASHI FOR MY BDAY GIFT I STOPPED BREATHING ,,, anyways i hope y’all enjoyed this!! feel free to request some more mwah
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egcdeath · 4 years ago
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birthdays with the boys
in honor of my own birthday, today i’ll be sharing with you what i think your birthday with many cevans characters would be like. enjoy! <3
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steve rogers
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he leaves his mission early and unannounced so when you wake up to the smell of pancakes in your house, and a man with breakfast in bed you almost jump out of your skin buuut you couldn’t be happier to see him
breakfast in bed is just the start of your bday because he goes ALL. OUT. 
as you finish up eating, he grabs a folded piece of paper with a wax seal on it and hands it to you
he tells you to open it once he leaves, gives you a wink, then goes
he planed a birthday scavenger hunt for you!!!
for the rest of the day, you travel around the city to a bunch of important places in your relationship, like your fav dates n stuff
at the midway point of the hunt, he meets you for a coffee and makes sure you’re still enjoying everything before he sends you off with the avenger’s company card and basically tells you to get something nice before finishing the hunt hehe
you do in fact get yourself something nice
at the end of the hunt, you end up at the compound where all of your friends and teammates are and you have a very nice birthday party
by the time that you and steve go home, you’re exhausted but wanna spend a lil more time savoring your birthday so steve suggests that the two of you watch that one cheesy rom com that you love (and he hates)
as you cuddle on the couch, popping the occasionaly popcorn kernel in your mouth, you cant help but to feel grateful that you have such an amazing boyfriend
ransom drysdale
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his birthdays were always disregarded when he grew up, so he has a very extravagant celebration planned for you
we all know that he can make a pretty airtight and elaborate plan so you literally have zero idea of what he’s got up his sleeve
enter: a whole birthday week
(he sweet talked your boss into some time off  so thats one whole thing you don’t have to worry about)
day one is a whole spa and a shopping day
he can’t stand some of your friends but he invites them anyway bc he knows it’ll make you happy
he’s glaring at your friends while they giggle about some new louis vuitton purse and you’re thoroughly amused by it
you give him extra kisses that night as a reward for not instigating any fights that day (awww bf of the year am i right ladies?)
day two you guys do a museum hop and look at lots of art
ransom rolls his eyes at canvases that have a few drops of paint on them and are called modern art, you think this is hilarious
day three you have a picnic together in a park
ransom knows you have an affinity for charcuterie boards and attempts to make you one himself (and it’s not all that bad), along with a bunch of dainty little sandwiches
later that day, you go to a planetarium together
on your drive back home you have an interesting convo on the meaning of life
day 4 you take a pottery class together
ransom makes the most deformed bowl you’ve ever seen in your life
so naturally you put it up for display in your bedroom (so whenever you see it you can think of him)
day five is a first class flight to some luxurious villa in europe. most of day five is taken up on a plane
ransom lets you lay your head on him while you sleep, even though the position you’re in is making it astonishingly uncomfortable for him
day six you guys explore the city all day together
ransom makes sure not to complain about his aching legs (even though yours are getting sore too, and if he said something you would’ve done something about it!)
on your real birthday (day seven), ransom takes you out to a very nice dinner, and gives you a hand written letter detailing how much he loves and cares about you (because sometimes it’s hard for him to say his feelings)
you’re extremely flattered but have no idea how you’ll top this for his own birthday
andy barber
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you and andy aren’t really huge on big gestures, so he does little things throughout the day
while you’re at work, he makes a surprise stop by and brings you your favorite drink & lunch from your favorite food place
he sends a bouquet of flowers to your job as well
after work, he cooks for you then showers you in gifts
your favorite thing that he gets you is a little engraved necklace with yours and his initials on it
at the end of the day, he gives you a nice full body massage and somehow that was exactly what you needed.
maybe not the most extravagant birthday, but a good one nonetheless.
frank adler
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you have a pretty chill birthday with him and mary
he brings you a cake that him and mary made/decorated together
it’s kind of hideous but you love it
you guys let mary skip class for just 1 (one) day but tell her to keep it a secret
you call the school and let her fake being sick in the background. it is a hoot
you all go to the zoo together 
you take tons of pictures
your personal favorite is one where mary and frank are posing with a giraffe
after the zoo, you go bowling
when you win, the sore losers that came with you claim they were letting you win since it was your birthday
you end your day at the beach, watching mary and her cat play in the sand in your peripheral vision while you and frank admire the sunset
ah, sweet, sweet domesticity
ari levinson
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you go to an escape room to celebrate your birthday
it’s just you and ari, but you’re smart so you don’t expect it to be too difficult
🚨wrong🚨
you’re both so hard headed and stubborn that doing any of the tasks is like pulling teeth
eventually the building had to close, and you’ve only finished like... a few tasks in the hours you’ve been there
this was certainly not a bad birthday though, arguing with ari is one of your favorite pastimes
and this birthday certainly did not disappoint
jake jensen
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you and the rest of your team decided to go to a little retro arcade for the first half of the night
you spent way more time than necessary watching jake attempt to beat the high score of some random game
after giving up on beating the highest score on a pac-man machine, jake decided to attempt to win you a prize on the claw machine
like, $20 and a few annoyed humans in line behind him later, it was still nothing
when jake finally gave up, the next person in line won the soft and plushy elephant you had your eye on
and while your back was turned, he may or may not have paid off its rightful owner in order to get it with you
it was too sweet of a gesture for you to even try to be annoyed with jake
a bit later, you decided to partake in a game of laser tag which was going on in the same building
this was fine and dandy buuuut
everyone on your team treated every mission (real or fictional) like the end of the world
this made for a few very interesting matches
jake nearly trampled a child more than one time
good thing everyone was required to sign a waiver before playing
a custody battle over which team got to have cougar seemed to be a consistent theme during the night
when you were on different teams, you couldn’t help but notice that jake was getting a little too much pleasure out of shooting you
it was fine because you were equally enthusiastic about shooting him
you were eventually booted from the game when an employee claimed you were all being too rough
at some point you lost the elephant
but luckily for you, you found it before you went home
you were going to keep that elephant forever
johnny storm
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you were genuinely convinced that johnny forgot your birthday
he did not bring it up ONCE the whole day
you’re actually kind of hurt for a while and get all in your head
johnny gets the silent treatment 🙄 (but he deserves it)
you decide to stop moping and go out, since it issss your birthday
you do your makeup and put on a skimpy little dress
as you leave your room and start enter the communal portion of the baxter building, johnny stops you and checks you out
he’s like “where are you going????”
and you’re like “out 😐”
and he’s like “are you sure? 🤨”
and you’re like yes duh
then he gestures to the side really quickly and you’re kinda confused then a whole bunch of people pop out and start cheering for your birthday
you’re kinda embarrassed that you spent so much of the day moping but you quickly get over it because you love a good party
by the time that most of your guests are gone, you force johnny to take you out to the club
and of course you warn him not to ever pull a stunt like that again
lucas lee
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he forgot it was your birthday
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levi-ish · 4 years ago
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Little Talks | 3
Pairing: Bartender!Levi X Reader
Genre: [+18] Slice of life, drama, romance, fluff, smut
Words: 4k
Warnings: Alcohol, cheating mentions, drugs, cussing
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You [18:21PM]: idk what to wear, help!!!
Mikasa-tu-casa [18:21PM]: u dont need to go all fancy, its just us.
Sash [18:22PM]: wdym??? Its my bday bitch, fuck yea go all out. i am wearing my best dress.
Annes [18:23PM]: whats the point if ur gonna throw up all over it
Sash [18:23PM]: im gonna be hot, that’s the point.
Mikasa-tu-casa [18:24PM]: where are we going again?
Sash [18:24PM]: that same bar from ur bday, (y/n) suggested it
Annes [18:24PM]: my friend works there
You [18:25PM]: ur friend? Jean?
Annes [18:25PM]: yea, we had chem together last semester. hes rich.
Sash [18:26PM]: ohhh I remember him hes the hot bartender. didnt (y/n) make out w him?
You [18:26PM]: wtf i did not
Mikasa-tu-casa [18:26PM]: he was kinda cute
Sash [18:27PM]: ok im gonna shower
Annes [18:27PM]: aren’t we gonna meet at 9?
Sash [18:28PM]: it takes long to look this good also nic is bringing my present and I wanna look good for him
You [18:29PM]: aww cute
Mikasa-tu-casa [18:29PM]: just finishing up some work then im getting ready
You [18:30PM]: are we meeting in the front or are we carpooling?
Mikasa-tu-casa [18:30PM]: annie said armin was going to pick us up
Annes [18:31PM]: he is
You [18:31PM]: see you there then
You took a last glance at the mirror, adjusting your hair so not one strand would be out of place. Two sprays of perfume on your neck and inside your tan sweater and you were ready, running your hands through your skirt to eliminate any wrinkles as you sat on the sofa and scrolled through your phone as you waited for your friends to pick you up.
It took longer than usual to get dressed tonight; you wanted to look good. After the drunken rendezvous with Jean and Levi, you felt too ashamed to come back to the bar, but something inside you bubbled in warmth when you thought about how those strong arms held your hazy frame, holding you close and breaths mingling together…
A honk from outside took you away from your thoughts and you shook your head, grabbing your keys and leaving the apartment.
You entered the white car and found Annie and Armin on the front seats, saluting you as you hugged Mikasa that was sitting in the back.
“Where’s Sasha?” you asked and Annie looked over her shoulder.
“She said something about her present taking a little longer, but she’s joining us later” you nodded and hugged your body as you watched the outside run by while Armin drove carefully.
The drive to the bar wasn’t long, but every little second seemed to last ages; heart pounding inside your chest and hands slightly shaking as they hugged your body. Armin and Mikasa were making small talk as you kept on thinking about Levi, and how everything changed the second he touched you. He surely was a handsome man, and you liked how he seemed to care even if it was in his own weird way.
As you arrived, Sasha was already waiting in the front and with her arms open to hug you three. Armin gave the girl a small hug and kissed Annie’s cheek before leaving you girls to enjoy your night. It was Friday, so the place was bubbling with people from the inside out, some smoking outside and some were at the door, drinking from their bottles as they talked about stuff and laughed loudly.
You were fading away slowly from the conversation as the girls talked about multiple stuff, you didn’t want to be like that, but your whole head was full of anxiety and thoughts about the short man, hoping to see those grey eyes and enjoy his presence from afar. Maybe you would even have the chance to apologize for giving him trouble.
Sasha led the way and found you guys an empty booth, sitting by your side as Annie and Mikasa sat in front of you, and your eyes kept wandering around, trying to spot him. You saw Jean, mixing drinks without any skill and the other person behind the counter, hair up in a ponytail and talking using a lot of hand gestures. You didn’t remember their name though; it was something like Zoey?
You offered to get their drinks and excused yourself to the counter, walking slowly as you kept looking around for just a sight of the man, unsuccessfully. Jean seemed to be busy so the other bartender found you and introduced themselves as Hange, getting excited over how the night was buzzing. You noticed how they exchanged some looks with the busy man, but didn’t make too much of it, ordering the first round of shots and beer for you and Mikasa — plus some hot wings for Sasha because you knew she would be hungry.
Hange handed you the beers and said they would get the other things ready for you at the table, so you went back to your friends.
“Hey, (y/n)” Sasha snapped her fingers in front of you and let out a small chuckle. “What’s up with you?”
“Huh?” You shook your head slightly, gripping the sleeves of your top in your palms. “Uh, nothing, just looking around.”
“More like looking for someone” Annie observed, keeping her hands in front of her mouth as she talked.
“Ohh, is it the hot bartender?” Sasha leaned on the table, watching your face closely.
“Jean or Levi?” Mikasa asked, letting out a small yawn.
Wait, what?
“How do you know Levi?” you frowned as Annie excused herself to go to the bathroom.
“You mean my cousin, Levi?” she crossed her arms over her chest and gave you a curious look. “The one who owns this place?”
Fuck, what?
Levi owns the bar?
Well, he was always the one to close the place.
Wait, fuck.
He’s Mikasa’s cousin?
That kinda made sense, at some point. He looked like Mikasa to some extent, same cheekbones and the same cold stare. God, now that you learned that new piece of information, things started to fit together more and more.
But the real question was, where is Levi?
“So it’s Levi then” Sasha pointed out, seeping on her beer while Hange came with the shots and placed them on the table with an excited screech.
“What are we celebrating?” They clapped happily, looking between you.
[…]
It started playing some Akon song when you guys downed your fifth shot for the night. Sasha was on her third plate of hot wings, stuffing her face while sauce accumulated on the sides of her mouth. Annie had that blush around her cheeks and was playing with a straw she put on her beer mug, twirling it around her fingers and humming to the rhythm of the music. Mikasa didn’t seem drunk at all to the naked eye, but the way she giggled from time to time was a signal that the alcohol was getting through.
You stopped looking a long time ago, knowing that Levi wasn’t around and wallowing in your misery wouldn’t do you any favors — you just hated that you had dressed at the thought of him being there.
The bar was already emptying, the buzz of conversations dissipating as you gulped the rest of your mug, letting out a satisfied sigh.
“Ah, there is my favorite client” you heard a voice approaching, turning right away to see where it was coming from only to find Jean already folding his black apron. “Ohh, Annie, you’re also here. Haven’t seen you since… chem? Still mad I cheated from you?”
The blonde rolled her eyes and sipped on her beer. “You’re lucky I didn’t snitch.”
“Don’t be like that” he smiled as he scooped closer to you, resting an arm around your shoulders. “Aren’t you gonna introduce me to your other friends, (y/n)?”
“That’s Mikasa and that’s Sasha” you pointed at them and they gave small waves.
“It’s my birthday!” The ponytail girl exclaimed, giving him a small full of sauce. “Put some wings on the house!”
“That’s not how it works” Jean smiled shyly, turning his attention on you. “Unless…”
The girls did the same, all staring between you two in confusion.
“Unless what?!” You frowned, pushing the empty mug forward.
“We can put it on lover boy’s tab. I’m sure he wouldn’t mind” the ash blond man gave you a little jab with his elbow and a shake of brows.
You blushed profusely. What?
“Oh! You mean Mikasa’s cousin?” Sasha put a finger under her chin, looking as if she was thinking hard. “What’s his name again?”
“ARE WE TALKING ABOUT LEVI?” you heard a scream coming from the counters and all your heads turned at once.
Hange jumped over the wooden surface and rushed to your table, putting both their hands in front of your group.
“I heard… oof” putting a hand to their chest, they exhaled loudly, rubbing a droplet of sweat from their forehead as they scooted closer to Mikasa’s side, earning a confused look from the girl, “I heard we were talking about Levi.”
“Hey! It’s my birthday!” Sasha cleaned her hands with some napkins and pushed the small, stained bowl in front of the new bartender. “What about some wings on the house?”
Everyone gave the girl a quick glance.
“Oh, oh, oh! Jean!” Hange threw their hands in the air. “Is she the girl?”
“Huh?” You frowned, feeling blush creep onto your cheeks as small chills ran over your body.
“Shouldn’t you guys be working?” Annie asked and they shuddered their shoulders at the same moment it was almost comical. “Hm.”
“What do you mean ‘the girl’”? Mikasa played with the rim of her mug, biting her lip as she seemed to try to understand the situation.
“Jean’s been telling me things” the other bartender wiggled their brows at you teasingly.
“What’s even there to tell?” You now shifted in place, feeling annoyed. “God, he’s been a friend to me lately, what else?”
The ash blond licked his teeth and leaned over you, arm grabbing you closer to his body as he pointed at your nose.
“Makes sense, but at the same time, you’re the only girl Levi has been hanging around since he—”
With a hard slap on the mouth, Hange shut Jean before he could say anything else.
“JEAN!” they screeched, looking distressed. “Not your story to tell.”
With that, they stood from the booth and grabbed the boy by the collar of his shirt, giving you girls a big smile.
“We are closing in 20, I’ll bring another round of beer for you.”
“Wait!” Sasha stopped them and stood from the table; eyes desperate as the remaining people hanging around the bar. “What about the wings on the house?!”
Soon, you were finished celebrating, going over gossip and laughing about nostalgic moments you had spent together earlier in life, and cringing over some other memories, like when you hooked up with Reiner once, or how Mikasa used to fawn over Eren to the point she would even do his homework without asking twice.
After the last round, you split the bill and sang a short ‘happy birthday’ to the brunette that was kind of bummed because she didn’t get her so desired hot wings, and then everyone started to call their rides. Mikasa was sharing an uber with Annie since Armin must’ve been sleeping at the time and Sasha called Niccolo, since they still had to celebrate, she said — you had a feeling that he would have to cook another dish for her to compensate for the wings.
“Are you coming?” Mikasa asked you, tugging on her red scarf as she gathered her stuff from the table.
“No, I gotta go through my tab with Jean” you told them as they were standing, clearly flushed from the drinks. “You guys go, I’ll see you back on Sunday for brunch.”
Annie and Mikasa gave you another look to confirm if you were really staying behind and you just nodded with a small smile while Sasha ran to her boyfriend as he entered the bar, almost dropping him to the floor.
You were sure to stay, now feeling more sober since you didn’t drink as much as usual, still not over the hangover from last time — you became too intimate with your toilet.
“Take care” Annie pointed her chin at you, turning to leave.
Now there were only you and the last two bartenders present. Hange was cleaning some things while Jean yawned, looking half-dead as he threw some old peanuts in the trash. You walked there and sat on the small stool, giving them both a short grin.
“You’re still here? Jesus, woman, just go home” Jean snapped and Hange threw a rag at him.
“Don’t talk to her like that” they grabbed the rag from the floor and washed it on the sink before returning to their chores. “(y/n), is it?”
You nodded and they leaned back on the counter, too close to comfort.
“So, tell me. What’s your secret?” They whispered the last part, covering their mouth with the back of their hand as Jean rolled his eyes.
Leaning back from the fixated stare, you gave them an awkward smile, knowing exactly where the conversation would lead once more. The jukebox now played Bennie and The Jets as you tried to think of something to run away from the interrogatory.
“Are you being paid to work or to harass clients?” A familiar voice came from behind you, making you thank whatever god was above.
Hange and Jean rose their eyes and exchanged the same looks from the beginning of the night, making your whole body flush with the sudden heat. You tried to focus on anything else, too scared to turn away and find those grey eyes that you wanted so much to get lost inside; the same skin you once touched and felt under fingertips; the same hair that would tickle those thin eyebrows and complement the intense stare he always had stamped on his face, the—
“It’s 4AM, why are you still here?” He asked, now you felt the presence of his body behind yours and you were trapped. There was nowhere else to run.
Slowly turning on the stool, you licked your lips and rose your eyes, now gazing back at him, trying hard not to focus too much, knowing there was a possibility of a blush sneaking if you ever so slightly let your guard down.
Levi’s figure always surprised you. He had this big and strong aura going for him, even though he was about the same height as you; still, he was nothing short of muscles. The white shirt he was wearing hugged every inch of his skin so nicely it made your eyes wander around, trying to map out each of his muscles. His hair looked kind of wet, as if he had just gotten out of the shower and the slight scent of his cologne lingered around, and you took in every second of it to enjoy.
“Don’t you get tired of getting drunk?” He asked, raising a brow.
You felt a wave of heat running through your veins, but now with anger. Sure, you were buzzed, but not enough to be considered drunk anymore. You drank enough water for the past hours to be almost completely sober.
“I’m not even drunk right now” you snapped, turning back to the counter as the man scoffed behind you.
Jean threw a rag to the sink right in front of you and leaned between his arms, letting out a big yawn. “Ah! Finally done”
“Same here” Hange noted, taking off their apron and folding it, going to the backroom, Jean following right after.
It became deadly silent after the heavy door closed behind the bartenders. You could only hear yours and Levi’s breaths as he walked to the bar, crossing the counter and you did your best to avoid looking too much.
“You are dressed up” the man made a remark and you looked down at your clothes, adjusting your skirt as you sat.
“It was my friend’s birthday” you replied, tilting your head up just so you could be on eye level.
“What made you want to celebrate it in this shithole?” He furrowed his brows, leaning back onto the liquor shelves.
Levi never hid the fact that he didn’t seem to like the place. It made sense before, since you thought he was only an employee, but now that you learned that he owned the bar, things didn’t quite fit in.
“It’s a nice shithole” you said as you crossed your arms over the counter.
He kept his arms crossed for a while; eyes focused on your figure as if he were challenging you. Without any new expression, the man leaned down to the lower cabinets and grabbed an electric kettle, filling it with the sink water as you watched.
“You never told me you owned the place” you licked your lips as he started to heat the water.
Levi’s hands worked in the cabinet once more, grabbing a tea box and putting it right in front of you, and then searched for two porcelain cups that were just a little chipped around the rim, placing them next to each other and a teabag inside.
“You never asked.”
You watched as he grabbed two silver spoons and filled the cups with the now heated water.
“It’s usually something you don’t miss, you know?” Rolling your sweater sleeves up your elbows, you crossed your arms in front of your chest as the man put the small spoon inside a cup, pushing it towards you. “Normally, people would go like ‘hey, I own the place, drinks on the house.”
“You almost always drink for free” he furrowed his brows as he dabbed the teabag inside the cup a few times.
“That’s not the point.”
Hange’s face appeared from the creek of the backdoor, looking at you both who were now alarmed by the sound of the heavy metal.
“Leviiiii, just letting you know we are leaving” they said and the man just flicked his wrist as a goodbye, shooing them.
The man didn’t turn around, and you thanked profusely, because the look Hange were giving you was too creepy for him to see. They held both thumbs up and smiled before leaving.
Now that you were sure that you two were the only ones present in the whole establishment, you could feel your stomach turn inwards, anxiety taking over and nerves flowing through your bloodline. The man in front of you brought the teacup to his lips, sipping slowly and you noticed the way he held it by the rim. Funny.
“Why are we drinking tea?” You asked, looking at the clock only to see it was 4:43AM, and Levi didn’t look like he had any sleep.
He just stared at you through his hand, lowering the cup just a little for him to speak: “Because I felt like drinking tea.”
The commanding tone of his made chills run down your spine. You knew for sure you were blushing now, so you decided to grab the teacup to hide your face behind it, sipping slowly on the minty taste.
“You look nice” he said, taking you by surprise.
Your fingers suddenly felt numb. Fuck. Before you knew it, it was too late, and the cup was now a splatter of pieces on the counter. The liquid now stained your sweater in a wet spot, the hot tea burning the places where it hit your naked skin.
“Fuck” you let out a hiss. “Fuck, fuck, fuck”
Levi put down his own cup and a little panic showed on his face.
“Take the sweater off” he ordered, grabbing a handkerchief from his pocket and putting it under the sink, drenching it in cold water.
“W-What?” You looked up, skin still aching from the burn and now his choice of words added extra heat to your whole body.
“Jesus, you just fucking burned yourself” he said, jumping to the other side of the counter and showing you the handkerchief.
Not the time to think, you sighed as you took your sweater off, placing it on your side, leaving your dark bra exposed.
You tried covering yourself, knowing the situation was awkward enough already for you to care too much about it. You are an adult, he’s an adult, stop acting like a horny teenager, you thought to yourself as he offered you one of his hands.
Staring for a little longer, he let out a ‘tch’ and rolled his eyes. “Give me your hand.”
You followed his command and slid your fingers into his palm, feeling the warmth envelop you, even if the source was from a small part of your body. He held your hand and brought you closer, analyzing the positions before he could start working on your burns.
“Sit on the counter” he ordered again and once more, you followed.
Adjusting yourself on the cold surface, you gave your arm to him and felt his fingers slide along your skin, warm fingertips touching where the droplets of boiling water hit before, and a little flinch escaped from you whenever he found a new spot. He looked up, as if to see if everything was alright and you gave him a small smile, shaking your head.
“It’s not that bad” you affirmed and he furrowed his brows, lowering his gaze once more.
“That’s because of the alcohol” the man started dabbing the cold fabric carefully, watching every little movement of yours as he did. “Tomorrow, this thing is gonna hurt like a bitch.”
You chuckled at his remark as he held your hand closer to his chest, putting it above your knees in a position where it wouldn’t hurt to stay still. You took a moment to admire his marked features, watching every little move of his and wondering about those eyes, glad that they were focused on you.
Although Levi held this harsh front, he really seemed to care behind those big walls, and that was enough for you to fall.
“Sorry about your cup” you apologized, almost in a mutter, feeling shame crawl under your skin once more.
“It’s a stupid cup” he said, still working on your skin. “I can just get another one.”
“Still, let me pay for it” pursing your lips, you felt his grip on your wrist tighten just a little.
“That’s dumb.”
You sighed, “I keep giving you trouble, I want to make it up for you.”
He stopped the dabbing, looking up to find your piercing gaze already on his. Eyes shining under the dim lighting and silent surrounding you two.
“You’re not paying for the fucking cup” he rose his brow, staring deep into your soul, and now you were scared that he would learn all your secrets.
“I’m serious, Levi” you persisted. “I didn’t even thank you for taking me home the other day.”
“It’s fine” he stuck to his argument, but you also did the same to yours.
“No, it’s not. Must’ve been really annoying.”
“You were annoying, indeed” he let out and you playfully rolled your eyes.
“Sure… but thank you, for… you know—taking me back to my apartment.”
You remember waking up the next morning to a box of Advil sitting on your bedside table, next to a big bottle of water and how warm your chest felt to feel like someone was caringly enough to do that for you. Even for someone who you’d recently just met.
“Stop with this sappy shit and let me work” he rolled his eyes and went back to dabbing the wet cloth on your skin, “you’re gonna get nasty scars if I don’t take care of them.”
Smiling to yourself, you straightened your arm again allowing him the full access to your skin and the man went back to his previous actions. The dawn was beginning to clear and sneak between the blinds, filling the whole place with clarity, and none of you felt tired, engulfing in each other’s company.
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convexly · 2 years ago
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7/15/22
I’m hella annoyed at my job...  *sorry it’s long and a health care setting*
i walk in to work today trying to make the best of it since after today I will be gone for 2 weeks for my bday staycation. Only to walk into work to find out that the lady working with me had called off the day before because she wasn’t feeling well....she went to urgent care to get a covid test (the ones that take 24/48 hours for real results) she was forced to come into work today or else they would’ve wrote her up..... anyways..she HAS COVID! She was working with me in the building of 20 residents luckily I told her to wear a mask even though the manager didn’t tell her to do so I told her to because if she is worried she may have covid she best be careful and wear a mask anyway! 
So she called the urgent care to find out the results she has covid.  She leaves the shift.. I am now alone with my manager (V) she doesn’t even know what to fucking do...she asked me what she should be doing. I asked her to toilet someone and after she toileted that person she went back into her office...leaving me to do care for all 17 of them.
I go ask her who is supposed to be helping me today and she said her assistant manager was supposed to help work the floor...but she's a half hour late. -___- 
Finally the assistant manager (R) shows up and she is avoiding the manual labor. I am just doing my best to get my work done. Now I find the time to speak to V about my issues at work and what's going on she doesn’t seem to care. I bring up that I spoke to R last week about bullies and how they will handle them and about how favoritism is seen by not only me but everyone else. V said R never brought up the bully situation and she didn’t seem to care all that much about what I was talking about. 
Fast forward to 3pm I am being told my V that a 2nd shifter will be 1 hour late today and I am mandated. I asked when they found out they were gonna be late and apparently R knew he was going to be late since 6am this morning. *now I'm really mad* 
I just can’t believe how unprofessional and vile a work place can be. There’s just so much more that I can go on and on and you’ll probably just ask me why am I still with them well.. I won’t be for long. I just got to type out my resignation letter and turn it in when I return to work
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jksofficialwifey · 4 years ago
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Royal Spies and Everything Nice
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Summary: It's hard being a princess who's also an undercover spy, but with the help of your rival and sort of boyfrienemy Prince Jeon, maybe you'll make it through alive.
Tags & warnings: fluff, angst, some violence, just beware- jk. Rivals2luvers, some shrek characters make an appearance cos i smoke cracK das wut i smoke. Smut in the end, a lil cussing etc.
Pairing: Jungkook x Reader
Commissioned for @nochusyn 💋 tysm for being so patient ilyyy and im so happy i didn't d13 so i could finish this! Shsh xx (if y'all wanna commission me just message me here on tumblr!)
Wc: 10k+++
A/N: I almost di3d writing this so pls read it n check it out char- begging? Lol jk. But fr, I was so sick with 39.5 fevers and I didn't even know when i would finish it but I'm so happy I finally did today! This is also like a late jk bday present. Ily all and JK always! 💜
Once upon a time in the futuristic land of Royalea, a secret spy academy was made for royals to train and become professional spies. After years of suffering from invaders and having their kin kidnapped and slain by the same invader rebels, the royals wanted to put a stop to it all, they wanted to protect their children, their future heirs.
They had learned from their past mistakes and devised a plan to become stronger. They strictly trained their children at a young age to help in preparing them to face all kinds of enemies. So that when the time comes, they will be able to protect themselves. They won't be the ones cowering in fear, feeling helpless and begging for mercy at the hands of their enemies.
They will be the ones invading other lands and eradicating anyone who threatens to come in their way. That is how they innovated their land. With their newfound courage and mindset. Within just a few years of establishing the academy, they had the latest gadgets and technology the neighboring countries would envy. Their princes and princesses trained brilliant in combat. To them, it didn't make their heirs any less poised and graceful just because they knew how to fight. Those times are done, and they knew what was most important having witnessed the chaotic events that happened before.
Although most of them thought that- not everyone did. A few royals still wanted to live the traditional way, they preferred to raise their royal children by the book and with grace, as they say. They reasoned that their heirs' responsibilities were to lead a land, not play as guards. They were curious about the superb technology their land had now, but they limited their use of it. Your parents were one of those traditional royals.
The queen was about to enjoy the morning's prepared feast, when she caught you in the corner of her eye wearing a cloak heading for the door. You were probably planning to sneak out before breakfast again. "Y/N, come back here dear. You were trying to sneak out again right? Where have you been running off to these days? I hope it's not where I think it is, because I've told you not to go there-" The queen had ranted but you cut her off. "It's not where you think it is okay? But even if it was, why won't you let me go anyway? How will I be safe If I don't know how to defend myself?"
"You know why we forbid you to go to that place. You're safer here. You don't need to become a brute to be safe. That's why there are guards to protect you, you have your own knight Hoseok to protect you-" The queen rambled and explained only to be interrupted by you again. "Well I don't want to just rely on the guards and my knight, your majesty. I wanna be able to protect myself whenever and wherever. You say I'm safer here, but you can't always assure that. I don't know why you won't just let me be a-" It was the queen's turn to interrupt you, "And I don't know why you keep on insisting to disrespect and disobey me. Don't finish that sentence or you'll regret it princess. Actually, If you won't listen to me then maybe you'd be better off inside your room the whole day. Guards, please escort Princess Y/N to her room and make sure she doesn't leave the palace."
"This is so unfair! Why are you doing this to me?" You exclaimed. "You know why, my child. It's because I only want to keep you safe. I'm doing this for you so don't dare to disobey me again, or you might have to stay in your tower for a year again." The queen warned. You didn't bother to retort anymore, it was futile.
You were bored, your breakfast was sent to your room but you didn't have the appetite to eat. You were supposed to be assigned to a new mission today, it just sucks that your mother had seen you on the way out. All of it sucked. This castle you're in, your mother, (though you loved her deeply, she can sometimes be so difficult and strict.) everyone on this planet, Prince Jeon, wait… Jeon Jungkook. That's it! Maybe if his panties aren't in a twist today- maybe he can help you get out. It won't hurt to try though, so that's what you decided to do. You took your phone and messaged him.
To Agent 🐰: 9:18 am
Hey bunny I need your help.
To Agent 🦊 princess: 9:19 am
And why should I help you? 🤔
To Agent 🐰: 9:20 am
Because I'm stuck here and I can't fight you if I can't get out. So come here and get me 😜
To Agent 🦊 princess: 9:21 am
Touché. But what's the magic word princess? 😉 you need to say it.
To Agent 🐰: 9:22 am
Ughh. Fr? Fine. Pls help me my furry prince and hurryyyy.
To Agent 🦊 princess: 9:23 am
I'm otw my princess. And for the Nth time I told you I'm not a furry!
Jungkook arrived to the palace after a while, the queen was always delighted to see his presence. "Prince Jungkook, It's a pleasure to see you. If you don't mind me asking, what brings you here today?" the queen inquired. "It's a pleasure to see you too your majesty. I actually came here to see Princess Y/N, is she busy?" Jungkook said albeit knowing you were stuck in your room.
"Oh not really. Let me ask the maids to get her for you."
"Um, if you don't mind your majesty, I can just go into her room myself. If that's okay?" Jungkook asked. "Of course that's okay dear. You know where her room is right?" Jungkook nodded.
Jungkook was taking a little too long, you thought. If only you had another choice, you wouldn't conspire with that annoying prince. After a few seconds, you heard someone knocking on your door. Could it be him? "Jungkook is that you?" you inquired. "No, I'm not Jungkook miss. I'm just your friendly neighborhood spiderman." you opened the door and there stood the handsome ebony haired prince. "Spiderman your ass, what took you so long? I've been waiting here for ages!" You whined. "Sorry princess, I did try to hurry a little for you. Anyway, what's the plan?" The prince said as he sat and made himself comfortable in your bed.
"Hmm. I was thinking maybe you could convince my mother to let me go out with you today," You looked at him directly, trying to convey what your plan is with your eyes. "Even though I'm supposed to be grounded. Maybe you could tell her that we're gonna practice archery, or we're gonna conquer other lands, whatever just do your thing. As gross as it is and I don't know why but, she's quite fond of you so- help me get out of here." Jungkook stares at you and notices how your long brown wavy hair falls over your face. He always thought your hairstyle matched perfectly to your face. You were actually kind of perfect to him. But he'll never tell you that of course, even if you or someone threatened to kill him.
"And what do I get by helping you princess?" He smirked. He loved teasing you and making you irritated, he thought it was kind of cute how your face would turn red from anger after he irritated the shit out of you and when you get flustered. Everytime he teased you he couldn't help but think you were sort of cute. "You can get the satisfaction of me letting you get more points on the top spies leaderboard." You replied smartly.
"As if you'd let me do that without chewing my ear off. Please give me something that's actually factual."
"Fine. Hmm, how about me promising not to insult you for a week even if you annoy the hell out of me?" You suggested smiling a little manipulatively at him. "Eh, that's lame. How about you do me a dare and maybe I'll agree to your planposal." He retorted and smirked arrogantly. You hated when he smiled like that, he's always so cocky and just because he looked handsome as hell- not that you'll admit it out loud ever, doesn't mean you'll fall for his insufferable cute ass. Wait did you just say handsome and cute? Ew. You meant evil. Yes that's what you meant… Anyway.
"Please don't say planposal ever again," You rolled your eyes at him. "Regardless, it depends on what the dare is. If you want me to run around naked and flash the whole kingdom then that's not gonna happen baby." You told him strictly.
"Don't worry princess, as satisfying that concept is for me, I don't wanna be the cause of blindness and curse the whole land." What the heck did he mean? Did he just insult me? "Whatever, Jeon. Just tell me what you want." You demanded.
"I want you." What? Did his last tiny brain cell die and now he's talking nonsense?
"What?" you replied flustered by his weird statement.
"I want you to do this mission for me. That's my dare. Why are you flustered though? Did you think about something else?" He taunted and smirked again, It's like he never stops being cocky when he's around you.
"Of course not. I'm not delusional like you. And what mission is it that you can't seem to do it yourself? Is Prince Jeon a little scared?"
"I'm not scared. It's just no fun to do it myself when I can have my princess to do it for me. That's my condition though if you want me to help you get out of here. I'll help you escape, and you'll help me when you're out. Is it a deal?"
"Hmm, tell me what mission is it and maybe I'll agree." You proposed. "You'll know when you do it, so I'm not telling you right now. Also, I want you to do another little thing for me." He grinned evilly. You have a feeling you're gonna hate him even more for what he's about to make you do. Nevertheless you agreed, if that meant he'd help you get away from your mother today. [INSERT PIC]
You were finally able to get out of the palace thanks to Jeon Jungkook's annoying face. You don't know how he charmed your mother, but at least she bought the act that the two of you were practicing your archery skills. You got what you wanted, but at the cost of your ego. You couldn't believe you actually praised Jeon Jungkook in public and embarrassed yourself on social media. Anyhow, the two of you were now on the way to the academy riding your respective monocycles. (the ones the guys in Men in Black used to ride, if you've seen the movie.)
It didn't take long for you to arrive, and before the other royal spies could see that you two came together, you already told Jungkook to maintain some distance beforehand, and act as if you didn't just hangout awhile ago.
You parked your monocycle and just as you were about to go inside the academy, you noticed how Jeon Jungkook gathered the attention of some girls and even boys too. Maybe it was the way his hair still looked perfect and fluffy in the wind, or the way he walked so gracefully just how a prince should. Either way, you couldn't deny how popular he was. He was every prince/princess' dream guy. No one could resist him, and maybe you couldn't too, maybe that's why you loathe him a lot.
In Prince Jungkook's defense, it wasn't his fault he was born so damn beautiful. He didn't pretend that he didn't notice the stares and the attention people gave him. But he also wasn't so cocky about it. He was still quite humble if he might say, and he was a shy guy too. He didn't actually care about everyone's attention, well maybe except one. It was still confusing to him how you always thought he was cocky because he was popular, as if you weren't cocky and popular too? He wondered if you noticed the other princes gawking at you when you walk by, or the insecure princesses rolling their eyes because they can't be you. You weren't even just a princess, you were one of the best spies in the academy too.
You were practicing your knife throwing skills when you noticed a presence beside you.
"Go on continue, don't mind my gorgeous presence here." He said.
"What are you doing here Jeon? And what do you want? I'm busy," you retorted. "I just wanted to remind you about our deal princess. The mission I want you to do, it's at 1800. Just wanted you to be ready."
"I'm always ready Jeon."
"I know but you might need a good luck from me personally for this one, that's why I came to see you before you go. Good luck my princess, be safe." He said and left you wondering if the mission was truly as dangerous as he hinted.
It turned out that the mission was quite harder than you expected. You had to overthrow a mad king, but not just any mad king- he was a retired superspy too. It didn't help that his army were giant killer robots, and although you've trained at a young age, it was still a little difficult to defeat them alone. You understand now why Jungkook made you do this mission, it was a trap.
That insufferable prince- he'll see when you get out of this hell hole, if you get out of here alive he'll really get his ass kicked. "Ballsacks!" you cursed as you barely dodged the laser beam the giant robot just shot at you. You were debating now if you should call reinforcements but you didn't wanna lower your pride for him even more. You didn’t wanna give him the satisfaction of knowing you're failing this mission.
Just as you thought you were gonna get crushed by one of the ginormous robots- to your surprise, the nasty thing got blown into bits.
"I knew these bubblegum bombs would come in handy someday," the voice spoke. "It's really unprofessional of you to leave your gadgets behind princess. You should be thankful I decided to bring them here to you." Of course it was the insufferable agent rabbit.
"What are you doing here Jeon?" you inquired rudely.
"What does it look like I'm doing Y/N? I'm saving your ass from getting killed." he retorted, and you were taken aback when he called you by your first name. It was a rule that agents should call each other by their codenames, you wondered if he forgot about that. "How dare you call me by my name! You know that isn't allowed. Call me by my codename you idiot, and I don't need you to save me, I can save myself thank you very much." You retorted.
"You called me by my name first! Whatever, and sure you can, you were obviously not about to get crushed just five minutes ago. I didn't even get a sincere thanks from you 'cause in case you forgot, just like how you forgot your gadgets, I saved you princess." he said snarkily. "Well, I didn't ask you to, but fine thanks a lot! I'm so grateful you saved me. Happy now?" So what if he saved your ass this time, it's not like he saved the world? And you were only in this predicament because of him anyway. This was his mission and he made you do it, maybe it was your fault for underestimating the mission hence, you only brought a few gadgets- but that's not even such a big deal. So why is he blaming you and making such a fuss about this? You really despised his ass.
"That still sounds so insincere princess, but sure I'll accept that, we have bigger robots to fry right now anyway-"
"Don't stop attacking them annihilate them fast!" The mad king exclaimed as he instructed his gigantic robots to attack the two of you even harder. You heard his minions reply and called him Agust, maybe that was his name. Jungkook and you were hiding at this point, their attacks were getting stronger and you really needed to finish this mission fast but that's still a problem for now. Luckily Jungkook thought of a plan, and he decided you should use the remaining bubblegum bombs to destroy all the massive robots, but you had to chew the gums first before blowing it on them.
You blew the last one on the king and successfully eradicated his existence for good. It was satisfying to defeat him albeit it wasn't that easy.
"Ugh, finally we can go home now." Jungkook whined. "Yeah, mayhaps I can't believe we could work as a team." You added. "A team? I did all the work though? Without me you'd probably be-" you cut him off, "Yeah sure, whatever but I still helped blow the gum bombs! Anyway, we better leave now my mother's probably worried."
"I would be too, if I had a daughter like you." he remarked. "What's that supposed to mean Jeon?" You glared at him. "Oh nothing, nothing my princess." there he goes again smirking like a cocky idiot. Gross. He didn't even stop grinning when you rode your monocycles all the way home.
~♡~
"Prince Jeon, Princess Y/N, It's late. What took you so long?" The King inquired. You were surprised to say the least that it wasn't your mother, the queen who was waiting for you when you arrived. "Sorry if I took her out so long your majesty, we decided to visit my kingdom after practicing archery and got distracted. We didn't realize the sun had already set when we were done, my apologies." Jungkook smoothly reasoned.
"It's fine, next time just don't stay out too late. Though Y/N dear, what happened to your dress? It's as dirty as a peasant! Is that how a princess should behave and carry herself? You're lucky your mother isn't here and on an emergency meeting right now, or you'll be grounded for life!" Your father added. "Dad I-" you were about to defend yourself and explain when Jungkook cut you off.
"It's actually my fault, your majesty. Please don't blame Princess Y/N. We were playing at the castle, and mayhaps we had too much fun. I apologize again, your majesty." Jungkook looked at you in a conspiring way, as if to tell you to ride along with his story. "Very well. You should stop apologizing son, accidents can happen." Wow. Your father didn't get mad at the obnoxious rabbit prince, but he got mad at you, how fracking fair. It's totally fine. You truly felt great. "Although you both should always be mindful of how you look and your actions, you are royalty after all." The king added.
"Of course dad, even though I didn't ask to be born like this…" You quipped, voice lowering a little as you finished saying it. "What did you say Y/N?" "Nothing dad, can I go eat dinner now? I'm hungry as heck. Bye Jeon, have a safe trip on the way home." You told Jungkook and were already heading to the dining area when your father decided to say something that stopped you from going there completely, "Mind your language dear, also it's truly quite late, aren't you starving Prince Jungkook?" The king inquired, staring at Jungkook to check his reaction. "Um, It's late your majesty I should be heading home, and I don't know if Princess Y/N wants me to eat with her…" You glared at him and mouthed 'What the fck Jeon? You frackin pig!' well obnoxiously he looked like a rabbit with his big bunny teeth, but the way he was acting now- he was like a starving pig. The king ignored what Jungkook said and told him, "Nonsense boy! I'm sure Princess Y/N will be delighted to have you join us for dinner. I already ate actually, but I'd love to join you both for dinner again I could get some snack- you can't always have enough snacks!" The king exclaimed enthusiastically.
"But dad-" you try to dissuade him to no avail, "No buts my lovely daughter, Prince Jungkook will be joining us for dinner. You should probably change your clothes before you eat dinner, Jungkook and I will head to the dining room first. Come along now Jungkook," The king beckoned as Jungkook followed him to the dining room. You were planning to have a peaceful dinner tonight, but of course Jeon Jungkook would ruin that as fracking always. When will he ever stop annoying you?
You went to your room begrudgingly, and changed into some casual clothes that were still appropriate for dinner but also for having an annoying guest eating with you. After a short while, you finally joined them to eat. You sat beside Jungkook and your father was at the center of the table. It wouldn't have been awkward if your father didn't start to ask obnoxious questions.
"So Prince Jeon, what have you been up to these days? Searching for potential wife candidates?" The king inquired. You glared at your father. Jungkook almost choked on a piece of steak he was eating, but he managed to answer after drinking some water. "Uh, I've been busy with my duties your majesty. Ensuring the safety of my people and thinking of ways to stop the remaining rebels. I haven't really had the time to look for potential wife candidates."
"Oh. It's good to hear that you prioritize the safety of your people Prince Jeon. But you're not getting any younger. Soon enough, you'll need a good wife to be your future queen and help you lead the kingdom. Do you have anyone in mind right now?" The king probed. "Dad- stop being so nosy." You said, annoyed and a little embarrassed. "I'm not, I'm just asking the boy if he has an idea or a person in mind to be his future queen. So do you, Prince Jeon?"
"Um- as I've said your majesty, I'm too busy to think about marriage right now. I'm still young though, so I'm not that in a hurry to get married." Jungkook replied a little uncomfortable but still respectful. "That's comprehensible. I think Y/N here," Your father said while looking at you, "is the same too."
"Although, I have someone in mind for her already." The king announced, making Jungkook feel something weird inside him. Jungkook wondered what the king meant- or who he meant? For some crazy reason, he can't imagine you marrying someone. Or someone else… Of course not that he wants to marry you! But- maybe it wouldn't be so bad at all too. "Okay, this conversation is over dad," You told the king. "We're done eating and Jungkook has to go home, so goodbye everyone I'm going to my room now." You stood up and went to your room in a hurry.
"But Y/N I'm not done talking you brat! I still haven't finished this delicious croissant-" The king quipped disappointedly. "She's quite a disrespectful brat sometimes, I wonder who she got it from- forgive my daughter Jeon."
"It's okay your majesty, I was about to leave too. I'll be going now if you don't mind-"
"Wait-" Jungkook stood up and sat again because of what the king said. "I hope you're not mad at her, she really is a little hard to handle." The king looked at him pitifully, "Oh, I'm not your majesty. Though I won't disagree with you on that statement- about her being hard to handle I mean…" he joked.
"Yes, she is quite stubborn. But I'm sure you can handle her quite well." Jungkook was confused again, what did your father mean? "I'm sorry your majesty, I don't really get what you're trying to say?" The king looked him in the eye gleefully and said, "I'm saying, I like you- for her. I think the both of you would make a perfect match." Jungkook blushed, oh. So that's what he meant.
"Don't you agree Prince Jeon?" The king teased him further. "I-... Yes I suppose so, your majesty." He shyly replied. It would be rude to disagree, or say awful stuff. "That is- if you're not secretly a couple yet, are you not?"
"No!" Jungkook replied a little too loud. "I meant- no we aren't yet your majesty. We're not secretly seeing each other…" he backtracked, calmer now. "Oh, you aren't yet. That's alright, the two of you are still young- there's still a lot of time. We're just excited for your wedding and to see our grandchildren! But all in God's perfect timing- anyway sorry for keeping you here, have a safe trip home Prince Jeon! Hopefully you'll be calling me dad soon." The king whispered the last bit as Jungkook was finally on his way out of the palace, but he still heard it to his dismay, and it didn't help in making the forming blush on his cheeks go away. The thought of getting married with you isn't so appalling to him- but having kids right away… it was weird to think about. The whole conversation was weird to think about and yet it was the most constant thing on his mind the whole night.
~💜~
You were lucky the queen was still on an important meeting as you made your way out of the palace, or so you thought- when your father, the king shouted your name in your lawn. Of course he made you go back to your room, and unless you had important things to do outside you won't be able to go out. And because of that, you resorted to call the bunny prince for help again. So now, you're waiting for him to be your knight in shining armor and take you away from the palace again. After an hour of agony, he finally arrived and managed to convince your father with a shitty excuse to let you go with him. If you weren't seeing things, you might've thought they were whispering some secret information to each other. Your parents always looked like they were so elated to see that prince in the palace. Your dad was being weird now too. Men are such eerie creatures, you thought.
"Hey Jeon. What were you whispering about to my dad a while ago?" You called to him as you rode your speedy monocycles. "What?" Mayhaps he didn't hear you, as the wind gushed too loud. "I said- nevermind." You didn't bother to ask him what they talked about anymore, maybe it didn't matter anyway. You were nearing the academy, and you parked your monocycle right away when you arrived. Not bothering to look at him and see his fangirls flocking over him again.
You were practicing with throwing your dart knives when you overheard a girl and a familiar someone talking. "Baby! You're always so hot and perfect! you're on the top spies leaderboard again, marry me please!" Her rat-like voice annoyed you, so you decided to stare at her in hopes that she'll feel a little embarrassed at least. But to no avail, she only continued her mouth breathing sentiments."I don't mean to be rude Princess Fiona, but I'm not ready to get married right now." or ever with you, Jungkook wanted to add- but he only did in his mind.
And of course, the cause of this headache inducing fiasco is no other than Prince Jungkook, why are you even surprised? Why can't they be annoying somewhere else? Probably a million miles away from you? "Oh, I don't mean right away silly. Maybe in a few weeks or months? I just know we're meant to be my prince." Gawd, you're actually praying for her future husband. Hopefully he can stand her annoying rat-ogre voice. "I'm sorry Fiona, I really think I'm not the right guy for you. Although I heard Lord Farquaad seemed to have feelings for you." Jungkook suggested. "What? Lord Farquaad? Ew, he's a midget gross. Is that why you won't marry me? Are you jealous baby? You don't have to be!" she squealed and giggled, you had to stop yourself for aiming at her face, it wasn't the knife's fault and you were against animal cruelty anyway.
"No," Jungkook sighed, she wasn't getting it. "I'm not jealous. I just think you're better off with Lord Farquaad, and I'm better with…"
"Better with who? Oh please tell me Prince Jeon who's better with you rather than I?" She seemed to look around at other girls, hoping to find the answer to her question when Jungkook still couldn't reply. She only stopped when she noticed you looking at her too, so you looked away from her and turned your attention on a laser gun that was displayed instead. You were planning to tune them out fully, when she spoke something that triggered something in you. Something you didn't quite like.
"When you said you were better off with someone else, did you mean to say you were better off with someone like Princess Y/N? Are you serious Prince Jeon? She's not even that pretty, or that great of a spy." Hearing her utter those ill-founded words made your blood boil, how dare she point out your flaws and insecurity? You were already one of the best spies, yet you still trained to be a better spy everyday, even if you being a spy was against your parents' wishes- maybe that's why you couldn't control your next actions- you threw one of the dart knives at her direction.
Lucky for her, it missed her face by a centimeter. Actually, if you wanted to hit her you could've, but you just wanted to shut her up. And shut her up you did. She was too shocked to speak at first, too in awe at what happened. Until she regained her senses and confronted the perpetrator. "You! Y/N how dare you try to impale my face with that dirty knife! My father will hear about this!" she pointed at you looking mad and ogre-like at the same time.
"Oh stop being too dramatic Fiona, maybe it was an accident, I'm sure Y/N didn't mean to throw it at you." Jungkook said glancing your way, though it looked more like he was trying to save your ass rather than comfort the ogre like princess. "But I did though Jungkook. I meant to aim it at her to shut her up," You replied looking Fiona directly in the eyes. "See Jungkook? She didn't even deny it!" she exclaimed.
"Which I only did because of what you spoke about me. You had the audacity to insult and slander me, yet you got scared of almost getting what you deserved. Please Princess Fiona save it for someone who cares, it's not me or Jungkook but mayhaps another ogre does." You kept your knives and walked away from them. "Come back here you bitch! You still have to pay for almost murdering me!" she screamed wanting to follow you, but Jungkook held her back from doing so.
"Fiona stop harassing Y/N. You won't follow her nor will you continue to insult her, if you as much touch her hair or be near her- you'll be hearing from me. And I also won't hesitate to tell your father about what you're doing." Jungkook reprimanded her and left the fuming princess to follow after you.
Jungkook found you at another training station trying some new gadget that was actually quite useful to distract and even escape rebels, if you were in a hurry. You didn’t seem to notice him yet or you pretended not to, so he made his presence known by speaking first.
"That seems really handy, you could totally make use of that a lot when needing an escape for extremely hard missions." You were still ignoring him so he spoke again. "Not saying you always escape hard missions-" You interrupted him. "Then what are you saying Jeon? Just because I needed a little help from you on that difficult mission, doesn't mean I'll always need someone or something to save me. For the record, I don't always rely on gadgets to defeat enemies, I've successfully completed a lot of missions without them."
"I know that Y/N, I'm just trying to give you some advice." he retorted. "More like you're trying to prove to me that you're always right."
"But aren't I babe? I'm indeed always right,"
"Don't call me that, hearing you call me it just gave me a disease." You chided. "Oh really? I bet you secretly like it though, just like you like me." He boasted. "Wait what? Where did that come from? Are you on crack or did your last brain cell finally decided to leave you?" How dare he assume and say such horrendous things? He's probably hallucinating or something.
"Excuse me I don't do crack, but you don't have to deny it. I get it you're shy, and you were jealous of Fiona that's why you acted up a while ago-" he's truly insufferable. "Me Jealous? Please don't delude yourself, wake up from that dream it isn't healthy." You wanted to leave his delusional ass once more, but he prevented you from doing that when he cornered you to a wall and got too close for comfort. "I can prove it you know, that you're jealous," He was breathing hotly on your face, staring deeply into your eyes and slowly, he seemed to inch his face closer to yours- as if planning to steal a taste of your lips, you were so flustered that you decided to close your eyes. Waiting and kind of hoping to feel his soft lips on yours, but it never came.
Because just before Jungkook could kiss you, you heard someone cough, and the both of you decided to break apart from each other. "Ehem. Agent Y/N and Agent JK, I'm going to assign mission partners, you should both probably be at the assembly hall so you don't miss it." Your instructor said looking at the two of you weirdly. You both awkwardly looked at him back and nodded.
💜
"Agent Fiona and Agent Farquaad, you'll be partners for this mission and probably the succeeding ones too." Your instructor announced, Fiona grimaced seemingly disappointed with who her partner was but not bothering to say anything. Meanwhile, Farquaad had a smile on his face as he was partnered with the gal he liked. When your turn came, you couldn't believe the luck you just had to be partnered with the guy you wanted to avoid the most.
"Agent Y/N and Agent JK, you’ll be partners for this mission and the succeeding ones, as you both are the best spies in this academy." Your instructor said with gleam in his eyes. Did he plan this? Did he think you and Jungkook got along well because of what he almost saw a while ago? What the hell? What is he doing? You were having an internal monologue, as you were still having a hard time processing the fact that you'll have to spend more time with annoying Prince Jungkook again. You couldn't believe it, you wouldn't. Your mental breakdown was interrupted by someone's disgustingly familiar voice speaking to you,
"So, partners huh? I'd say I'm glad to be partnered by a top spy in our academy, but I'm not really sure I am. Maybe 'cause I loathe it as much as you do?" You glared at him. "As if I'll be partners with you," you retorted and stormed off to find your instructor to plead with him.
"Um. Excuse me sir, can I please switch partners?" you pleaded to your instructor when you found him. "Agent Y/N… I'm sorry, but I chose your partners for a reason. Also, Agent JK is one of the best spy princes. I don't understand why you don't wanna be partners with him?" He replied.
"I know sir, but- we just don't get along that well, and actually, I think I can handle a mission on my own just fine." you explained. "I'm one of the best spies as you've said, and we all know that's true so… Please?"
"I'm really sorry Agent Y/N, but my decision is final. Your partner is Agent JK, and if you have problems with each other right now, then hopefully this mission will help you guys resolve it, and make you feel closer." Your instructor paused for a bit, you didn't know why but he was seemingly and suddenly in deep thought. "If you don't mind me asking and I don't mean to be nosy, but are you guys having a lovers quarrel or something?" he inquired.
"W-what? Of course not sir! Me and him lovers? Not in this lifetime. Why did you even think of that if I may ask?" you were flustered but curious. Did your instructor think of that because of what he saw a while ago? You didn't even know what truly transpired between you and Jungkook in that moment, you just knew that it felt right and wrong at the same time. "I think you realize that I saw you both a while ago, you two were pretty close to each other. I just thought you might be dating. It's a little disappointing that you aren't but that's okay." you fought another blush that threatened to show in your cheeks because of what your instructor said.
"But sir- why would it be disappointing?" you asked dumbly. "It's a little disappointing because you two look great together. You're both compatible in my opinion," he said looking at you seriously. "You're both top spies, both popular within the academy and even outside of it, you're both competitive, but you complement each other. Should I tell you more?" you didn't know if he was asking rhetorically or if he really wanted you to answer that question, so you just looked at the walls of the academy instead. But you also thought about what he said, did you and Jungkook really complement each other?
"If you don't have anymore questions Agent YN, I'll be going now. I still have some tasks to do, but remember that I'm rooting for both of you." he smiled at you knowingly, and your instructor went back to his room. Whether he meant that in regards to you both being spies, or the concept of you and Jungkook dating, mayhaps it was both- you didn’t know. But you were more scared than curious to ponder about it and find out.
You still went home together with Jungkook despite of the awkward air around the two of you, even if you didn't wanna be partners with him mayhaps you didn't have any choice, so why bother complaining about it anymore. You both chose to stay silent during the ride on the way home, not really talking until you arrived at the palace.
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"You got home late again. What have you both been doing that's taking up your whole time and day?" The king inquired immediately when you both arrived. "Dad- we were just…" You replied until Jungkook cut you off again, he seemed to be doing that frequently these days.
"We were just hanging out as usual your majesty. Actually- we're hanging out too much because…" Jungkook hesitantly took a peek in your direction, "Because- we're dating." what in the name of crippled hairy ballsacks is he on now? Mayhaps he's really lost it and now cursing you.
"What the hell are you talking about Jeon?" you yelled and glared at him. He looked like he was trying to talk to you telepathically with his eyes, because he obviously can't do it with his mind. "Y/N- can you just play along-" he whispered to you. Your father wasn't all too happy with the way you screamed and cursed though, so he reprimanded you again. "Princess Y/N! Your language!" he also yelled brows furrowed in disappointment. "Have you forgotten your manners? A princess doesn't act like a tasteless fool!" he chided, you ignored him and pretended that you didn’t hear him. You just wanted to go to your room and disappear forever.
"And you Prince Jeon, is what you're saying the truth?" The king said as he looked at Jungkook pointedly. "Are you and Y/N truly dating? Why haven't you told us this? When did you both even start seeing each other?"
"Your majesty I can explain. Please don't be furious at us- or at least at Y/N that much-" Jungkook reasoned. "We wanted to keep it a secret for a while, as we were afraid of your reaction."
"Well aren't you afraid now? You just confessed your relationship in front of me." The king said. "We still are. Though I thought maybe you needed to know now, because secrets aren't meant to be kept forever." Jungkook explained.
"And is that truly the reason why you keep visiting Princess Y/N here and having all your rendezvous?" The king inquired again. "Well obviously dad, didn't you hear what he said?" You retorted smartly. You decided you were going to go with whatever this ballsack show Jungkook wants to play, if that meant your real secret won't be found out. (that is if they don't know of it already and are just letting you go for now.) Anyway, If this fake relationship is your escape pass then so be it. You were still planning to confront Jungkook about this shit show later though.
"Stop being sassy you brat, I wasn't talking to you, I was clearly asking our prince here." your dad scolded you. "Did you even court her properly Prince Jeon? I hope you did everything you can to truly deserve her heart."
"I- I did…Your majesty. I can tell you all about how I wooed her during dinner. That is if you'll allow me to stay for dinner?" Jungkook somewhat smoothly replied. You gave him a grim warning look- because he was really pushing it. Though mayhaps, you supposed him staying for dinner wouldn't be so insufferable- since you could talk to him after, and discuss what's going on in his heinous mind.
"Alright, Prince Jeon. You can stay for dinner, and maybe you can convince me if you're truly fitting for my dear Princess Y/N." The king replied.
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Your father and Jungkook chatted amicably, though the king interrogated Jungkook a lot about your relationship. The king asked about how you both realized you were in love with each other, which was awkward because you weren't really in love. You let Jungkook do all the talking since he's a better liar in your opinion. Your father even had the audacity to ask when was your first kiss together? To which Jungkook almost choked on his water, while his cheeks burned red. It didn't seem like he'd stop interrogating Jungkook soon, so before he could ask Jungkook more personal questions like, if you'd slept together already- (It was common for the new generation of royals in your land to sleep around even before being wed.) You decided to interrupt and end their conversation.
You excused yourself from the table, telling your father you were full, and took Jungkook with you. The king surprisingly allowed you to go without a lot of fuss, but he did shoot you both suggestive looks. When you got to your room, Jungkook seemed to be relieved that you stopped the king from torturing him even further. Maybe using the word 'torturing' was a bit harsh- but that was kinda what Jungkook felt when your father asked him all those personal questions. Not that he was truly in pain, but more like he felt weird thinking about all the little white lies he told the king. He wondered if in the future it might come true? Would he still feel awkward or would he enjoy it? He was interrupted from his pondering when he heard your adorable voice, he realized you were talking to him.
"Hello?? Earth to rabbit prince? I was asking you a question but you seemed to be on planet mars or something," You commented while sitting on your bed. "Oh, sorry. I was just thinking about some stuff and things…" He was thinking about the possibilities of you and him- was what he wanted to say, but he'll probably never say it even if he was blackmailed by an enemy. "Stuff and things huh? Are you the main lead of Walking Dead now? Anyway- I was just asking you why you suddenly decided that we should fake date?"
"I-" Jungkook sighed while sitting on the chair near your bed, "I thought you had the idea why already," he simply replied. "Well, maybe I do have an idea." you told him. "But is my idea correct? Did you do it so I could go on missions without having a hard time sneaking out on my parents?"
"I guess. Mayhaps, I wanted to help you in a way." he shyly admitted, avoiding looking at your direction. "For real though? Why? What's in it for you?" you inquired, curious as to why he did such things to help you. "I don't know, maybe just because," was his curt reply. "Just because? What kind of answer is that? It doesn't make sense. I still want to know Jungkook," you probed.
"Maybe it's just because I can okay?" you looked at him still unconvinced. "Fine- maybe because I feel a little bad for you. You have boomer parents who still think you should stick to being a prim and proper princess, when we both know how much you want to be an amazing superspy too. And you already are," He told you, looking at you proudly. "But, I know how much you want to protect yourself and the people you love. I know that you love being a spy and going on missions. So maybe, that's why I made the whole fake dating show." He proclaimed.
"Okay...that seems comprehensible. You didn't have to do it, but you still did anyway. So I wanna thank you for that." you told Jungkook honestly. "Actually I was mad at first, I was confused about what your plan was. I didn't realize you were doing it for me. But when I did, I guessed it didn't seem so bad after all." you confessed looking at him shyly. "It's okay, I didn't tell you about it beforehand too. So I can understand why you were mad." he replied.
"Uh… yeah. Though, I'm still sorry for being rude. I guess we'll have to get along because we're partners now anyway." you suggested. "Okay, I guess we should try to be friends since we're partners now." Jungkook replied. Maybe being friends with Jungkook wouldn't be so bad.
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Your first official mission with Jungkook was at a nearby kingdom. It was reigned by the Kim family, and now ruled by their obnoxious tyrant son, Kim Seokjin. His beloved parents have been deceased for a few years now, that is why he's became king, and is doing whatever he wants with the land. Your mission is to teach him a lesson; and that is to learn how to share his wealth to his people. He doesn't care about anyone but himself. He's using up all the land's wealth for his selfish needs, and leaving his people to die of hunger and starvation.
Meeting King Seokjin was quite amusing. He didn't even spare you a glance as he sat on his throne, and looked at his face in his handheld mirror. He seemed to focus on his face only, quite a narcissistic trait. He also didn't seem to take you both seriously when you told him that he should change his ways- before it's too late. That is why you had no choice but to make him listen to you even if you had to exert a little force.
You had shot the wall near where he was sitting with your laser gun, (you also finally decided to bring a few gadgets just in case.) therefore catching his attention, finally. "What the hell? Are you deranged? Why did you do that you imbecile! You could've hit my beautiful face! I could have you killed for trying to scratch my gorgeous face you know!" King Seokjin exclaimed. "Well we had to get your attention you narcissistic king. You won't listen to us." Jungkook answered him for you.
"Stop acting like a spoiled child, and help your people. They need you." You retorted. "Who are you peasants to even tell me what to do?!! Actually, how did you both even get inside here? Guards!" the tyrant king screamed. "We're just people who were sent to teach you a lesson. Your guards are asleep if you must know. We kind of knocked them out, sorry about that your majesty." Jungkook quipped.
"Who are you heathens? I don't have time for your tomfoolery, so if it's money you want then just tell me how much and maybe I'll give you some." King Seokjin proclaimed. "We don't want any of your dirty money. What we want is that you learn how to share them with your people." You chided. "Share my money with commoners? What kind of ridiculous thing are you talking about? I'll never share my wealth with useless peasants! Never!"
"The useless peasants you called are the ones feeding you, and are the source of the food you eat. You don't even pay them for their rice and crops, you only know how to take but never give back." "I don't care what you say! I'm not sharing my money with slaves or anyone else even til I die!" he screamed. It seemed like he truly wasn't gonna cooperate or change his ways, so you had to resort to doing things by force yet again.
"Fine, you're really not gonna change? Then we'll just have to make you then." You announced to him. "Oh. please make me!" King Seokjin mocked. "Oh we really are, until you learn your lesson you selfish king." Jungkook retorted. And before he could reply or notice, you were both tying him up on his chair that he loves sitting on. And when he realized what you had done, it was too late and he couldn't move anymore. "What are you doing? Let me go! You'll pay for this you crazies!"
"I think we won't be paying for anything unlike you, your majesty. Now if you don't want us to carry you and leave you outside for the townspeople to beat up- you'll give us the money to pay your people." Jungkook demanded. "How dare you threaten me?! I'm not scared of you buffoons! And I'm not giving you any of my money! If you don't untie me this instant, you'll truly regret it! I promise you both!" He exclaimed. "I see you still won't cooperate with us, Okay. Let's go agent Fox."
Jungkook motioned for you to untie King Seokjin on the chair, only to tie him up again as Jungkook carried him down his throne. You were about to go out and leave him on the streets for the townspeople to beat up, when he suddenly screamed and begged you both not to. "Wait! Are you really gonna leave me out there to get beaten up?! Please don't! They'll ruin my beautiful face! Ok- Okay! I'll tell you where my money is and share them to my people! Just put me down please!"
"Are you seriously gonna help your people now? Do you promise?" Jungkook inquired. "Yes! Yes I promise! Now please put me down." King Seokjin replied. Jungkook put him back on his throne and you both waited for him to do what he promised. After getting some money from his secret vault, he then fulfilled his promise of paying the people he's been indebted with for so long. You both went with him to visit the townspeople he neglected and left to starve. Surprisingly, he paid them without so much fuss and no complaints from him. Even the townspeople were shocked at his sudden actions.
After giving the people the money they deserved, You were both surprised to be invited by the King for dinner. He explained that he wanted to thank you for making him realize his selfish ways, and he wanted to show you how grateful he was by letting you enjoy a good meal. Not wanting to be rude and mayhaps you were both kinda hungry too, you accepted his offer of dinner.
The dinner with the king went well. Mayhaps too well that is. You were just finishing your dessert when you felt a little light headed. You didn’t wanna think about it too much and ignored it, but then you felt dizzy. You decided to ask Jungkook if he felt the same weird feeling you felt but when you looked at him sitting beside you he was already knocked out on the table. Something seems amiss. "Excuse me King Seokjin, there's something wrong with your food. Did you put something in it?" you asked struggling to stay conscious. You knew you were right, when you looked at the treacherous king. He was grinning. "Oh. Did I? It's such a shame you caught on too late my dear. Have a nice slumber!" You were really gonna kick his ass when you regain your strength. But for now you had no choice but to succumb to the darkness inviting you so enticingly. Your last memory being King Seokjin's taunting and laughing face.
You woke up confused and unsure of where you were, til you remembered the events of yesterday. The narcissistic king. The dinner. Jungkook. You guys blacked out. It was morning you guessed, but you couldn't really see anything since you had been blindfolded. Your other senses were more alert since you couldn't see, but you just wanted to feel if Jungkook was there with you. If he was near you. "Agent Bunny…? Are you here? Are you near me?" you called, you were glad the crazy king didn't tape your mouth to shut you up so you could call out for your partner. You were starting to get nervous because you didn't hear Jungkook respond right away. What if King Seokjin did something to him? Where did he take him?
You wanted to escape at that moment and find Jungkook, but you realized your hands were tied up. You couldn't do so much but try to thrash around and be free. Your gadgets were probably confiscated too, so you couldn't use them. You were still trying to escape when you heard a muffled sound that made you stop. Was it Jungkook? "Agent Bunny! Was that you? Are you okay? I'll get us out of here, don't worry!" Jungkook tried to reply, but of course all you heard was his muffled voice. You thrashed again as if it'll help you, when the traitor king made his presence obvious. "Oh you should worry. If you don't stop moving around, the rope that's holding you might snap. And you wouldn't want to know where you'll be falling into." he chided.
The rope that's holding you? What did he mean? Weren't you sitting down on a chair? Wait- is that why it feels weird and unstable? Are you… hanging in the air? Ballsacks. "Fine, since I'm feeling a little merciful today, I'll let your partner or is he your boyfriend? give you a little warning." the king said as he removed the cover on Jungkook's mouth, "Y/N- I meant- agent Fox! stop moving! The rope that's holding your chair is weak, If it snaps you'll fall into a piranha tank!" In Jungkook's haste to warn you, he forgot and called you by your real name again.
You didn't really mind his mistake that much right now, until the obnoxious king taunted you. "Wait- did I hear that right? Did your boyfriend just call you Y/N? Is that your name princess? It is isn't it? A dreadful name for a dreadful girl!" You weren't actually tasked to kill him but you just might. How dare he slander your name? Just he wait til you get out of here alive, you'll absolutely kick his ass! "Shut up you're the dreadful one Kim Seokjin! How dare you call her that, and insult her name!" Jungkook defended you.
"Yada yada. You're the one who should shut up. Do you want to be muffled again?" the king threatened your partner. "Let us go you foolish king! What do you gain from doing all of this anyway?" You inquired. "And what if I don't huh? What are you gonna do about it? Nothing! You can't do anything you tied up fools! You asked me what do I gain from this? A satisfying revenge! And now your boyfriend is gonna see you get eaten by piranhas, but he won't be able to do anything but watch." He retorted.
Of course it makes sense how Jungkook was able to see where you were right now, the king didn't blindfold Jungkook like he did with you. But he covered his mouth instead. "You're wrong, King Seokjin. I'm gonna save her and you can't stop me!" Jungkook screamed furious at the king. "And how are you planning to do that? You can't even get up from your seat. I'd tell you I'd like to see you try, but I've already wasted too much of my precious time for this nonsense." King Seokjin yawned seemingly to show his boredom and annoyance. "Guards! Pull the rope and bring her down." He ordered to them, but before they could pull the rope and feed you to the piranhas- a commotion happened.
And there stood, two people you didn't expect to see. "Our instructor was wondering where you two were ya know? Tsk. For supposedly being the best spies you two are getting rusty." Fiona the ogre looking princess said. "Anyway, sir told us to find you guys and save your asses, that's why we're here. I don't like you but sir asked us to save you both- so it's whatever." Fiona said as she got rid of the guards who were still trying to pull you down. Of course Agent Farquaad came with her too, and he was the one who helped untie Jungkook. Seokjin was still shookt at how his plans crumbled ever so quickly, that he just stood there mouth agape.
For the first time in your life, you were kinda relieved to see her. You finally got out of your restraints and you wanted to face King Seokjin right away, but Fiona's next words stopped you. "Now that we've saved you both, our job here is done. Though next time, try to do your job better idiots so we don't have to do it for you." she told you as they were about to go, you didn't have the time to get mad at her so you just ignored her, but before they actually did she told you one last thing. "Oh I almost forgot, there are rumors about rebels planning to attack this dumb king who hostaged you. They might be on the way here now. We'd love to help ya guys, but we have other rebels from another city to take care of. So ttyl!" and then she scurried off with her partner.
Well it's not like you can't fight the rebels yourselves, but an earlier warning would've been nice. You moved closer to Jungkook who was keeping an eye on the now submissive king. "So bunny, what's the plan now?" you inquired. "I guess we wait for them to arrive and defeat them all." was his reply. You nodded in agreement, of course that's what you're going to do.
The rebels arrived not long after, and it was quite a taxing battle, but nothing you weren't used to. They carried high tech weapons too, but you managed to steal some from them and use it on them. Just as one rebel almost shot King Seokjin, you managed to pull him to the side just in time and save his plumpous ass. To say he was shocked that you saved him, was an understatement. He was literally in awe that you still saved his life, even if he had tied you up and almost fed you to the piranhas.
The act was actually enough that he started to mayhaps have a change of heart. After a hundred butts kicked and a few exhausting hours later, you finally defeated the rebels. Police reinforcements came to collect most of them (because a few rebels always manage to escape) and took them to jail, meanwhile you've never wanted more but to get back home already and just lie on your bed for a month. Your partner looked exhausted too, but still undeniably handsome. Not that you'll ever admit that to him. You were actually missing home, even though it's only been a day. Your parents would probably- oh glob, your parents! They're probably worried sick now. You hope you'll still be allowed to go out after this.
You were so busy worrying if you'll get grounded, that you didn’t notice the narcissistic King coming up to you. "Hey." He called out, breaking you out of your thoughts and surprising you. What did he want now? "I just wanted to say, thanks for saving me. You shouldn't have, but you still did anyway. And I'm sorry for everything. Promise, I'm being sincere this time." He seemed sincere with his apology, even though he couldn't really look you in the eye that well. You could say he was embarrassed? Or guilty? Maybe both. Still, you wanted to tease him and so you probed. "Are you really being honest now? Or is it another act of yours to deceive me again?"
"I'm being sincere this time I swear, I really felt awful about what I did to you. What I did to you both." he corrected. "I realized how selfish and crazy I've been, and I'm honestly sorry for that." "Well it's great that you realized your mistakes. I forgive you I guess, I don't wanna hold grudges for too long anyway." you replied. "Really? Thank you so much! I swear I'll prove to you that I'll change for real this time." he exclaimed getting your partner's attention, making him check up on you both in case something's wrong.
"Is everything alright with you two?" Jungkook asked. "Yeah bunny. He was just apologizing that's all." you replied. "Oh ok. Wait- he apologized? For real? How unbelievable." he then sent an accusing look at King Seokjin. "Yes he did. He seemed genuine so let's just let bygones be bygones." "Yeah. You sure he won't drug us to sleep again?" "Jungkook-"
"I won't. I should've never, it was truly wrong of me. I'm sorry for taunting you and for every wrong thing I've done. Believe me, I really do feel shitty for hurting you guys who saved me." King Seokjin heard your conversation and decided to apologize to Jungkook too. "If there's anything I could do to make it up to you guys, just please tell me. I'll do it in a heartbeat." "Hmm. Maybe there is something you could do." Jungkook suddenly had an idea.
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"Princess Y/N! Where have you been? we've been worried sick about you! Your mother couldn't sleep waiting for you!" Your father said when you finally arrived home. "Dad it was just a day, we were invited by our friend King Seokjin to stay for the night because it was getting late." you reasoned.
"King Seokjin? Is he the gorgeous man standing next to Jungkook right now?" your father inquired. "Yes dad," "Who is he? Why didn't you both tell us about him?" "He's our new friend, we helped him and he felt grateful so he made us stay for the night."
"It's amazing how you can plan quite a perfect lie my dear, you may have fooled your father- but we both know you can't fool me." the queen finally appeared. "So tell me Y/N, where were you really?" "Mom… I can explain-" "Were you at that spy academy of yours? Or going on those nonsense missions weren't you? I'm very disappointed in you Y/N. I thought you had quit being a useless spy. But of course, you had lied to me." she scolded you. You didn’t know what hurt more, the fact that she was disappointed in you, or the fact that she thought and probably still thinks- you're a useless spy.
"She isn't a useless spy, she saved me for crying out loud!" you were surprised to see King Seokjin was actually defending you. Maybe he truly had changed. "It's true your majesty. She isn't a useless spy, in fact she's one of the best spies in our academy. She's one of the best spies I know." Jungkook added. "Spectacular, but I don't recall asking you both for your opinion. So I suggest you both stay out of this. King Seokjin it's nice to meet you but you can go home now. As for you Prince Jungkook, you should probably leave too. I had a feeling you influenced her, and I was right." the queen reprimanded.
"Jungkook didn't influence me! I wanted to be a spy on my own. I just don't understand why you won't let me. Do you not love me mom?" you exclaimed. "Enough Y/N! Not another word from you, or you'll be spending your whole life in your tower. You're grounded for a year, and that's final. Guards, escort Princess Y/N to her tower and make sure she stays there for a year." you can't believe your mother right now, she had done this before when she first discovered what you were doing in the academy, and now she's doing it again. "Darling, don't you think you're being a little too harsh on our daughter? Locked for a year in her tower? Isn't that quite too much-" the king interrupted but the queen silenced him. "No I'm not being too harsh on her, you're too lenient on her that's why she keeps being a brat. She needs to learn how to listen to me, I'm her mother and the queen after all.
You lashed out on some of the guards on the way to your tower, you were just so upset you couldn't believe it had come to this. You could've escaped them easily, but you didn't want to be disowned by your family. So you decided to take your punishment.
You scrolled through your phone for the nth time today, and you were bored. Luckily, she at least let you had your phone. You wanted to see if you had new missions to do, but you felt conflicted too, because you can't disobey your mother this time. You were just planning to take a nap again when a strawberry hit you on the face. You looked at your window to find out where the strawberry came from, and you were in awe to see it was your bunny prince on a drone airplane. "Jungkook? How did you- why are you here?"
"To get you out, of course. Who else would help you other than me?" he cockily said. "You didn't even tell me you were coming. Anyway, thanks for wanting to take me out of here, but I can't. Even if I really want to escape, I can't anymore Jungkook." you refused. "You can't or you shouldn't? I know you're afraid of disappointing your mother again baby, but I think she'll understand. Besides, I think she was just angry at that moment. She probably wants to let you go back to your room now."
Your heart warmed at his pet name for you, but you still can't agree to go with him. "Exactly, Kook. Maybe she'll want to end my punishment sooner, but what if she finds out I disobeyed her again? She'll be furious, and I don't want my punishment to be extended." "Well what if she doesn't find out? I'm sure she can't see me when I'm this high on the ground. And I promise I'll bring you back home before they check on you. Come on princess, do you really wanna stay here alone in your tower, for a year?" he persuaded. "I don't… but ugh, I hate you Jeon Jungkook. Fine, just let me get my stuff." you caved in. How were you supposed to say no when a guy as annoyingly handsome as prince Jeon asked you?
You hopped on the airplane drone and went away with your handsome prince. You and Jungkook just flew around the land, it was awe inspiring to look at the villages and people from above. When he finally brought you home you felt a little glum that the day had to end. You were relieved that you weren't caught by the queen though. You were relieved to have Prince Jeon with you. You texted your instructor about your current situation and why you can't go on missions for a while. He told you he understood, he truly is the best instructor.
Jungkook came to see you again the next day. He didn't take you away this time, he just stayed with you and you two talked all day. Jungkook visited your tower everyday, and you couldn't help but fall for him each passing day too. One night, the two of you finally shared your first kiss and it felt amazing. He didn't come back the next day though, which made you feel worried that he didn't feel the same way. Unbeknownst to you, he was actually planning how to get you out of your current situation- while he couldn't stop thinking about your kiss too.
"Y/N, it's been 3 months since you've been locked here in your tower. I don't mind visiting you but, don't you miss going on missions with me? Don't lie, I know you do. We need to get you out of here." Jungkook declared. "Jungkook is that why you didn't come yesterday? 'Cause you were planning my escape from here?" you inquired still a little upset, he didn't come to see you yesterday. "Yes actually. Why? Did you think about something else?"
"No… I just thought- nevermind it doesn't matter." "Of course it matters princess, tell me what's on your mind." he asked you moving closer to touch your cheek fondly. "I thought you didn't like our kiss… And that you thought it was a mistake. Am i right?" you asked honestly.
"No you aren't baby. I loved our kiss, I couldn't stop thinking about it. I'm sorry I made you think that way, I really was just busy pondering how to get you out of here. But I have a plan now, and that's why I'm here to ask you if you'll agree with it."
"You do? You have a plan? Why do I have a feeling it's gonna be chaotic… But fine- I wanna hear it anyway,"
"Run away with me."
Ballsacks, he's kidding right? Your Jungkook is kidding right?
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You made a decision that day that changed your life. You ran away with Jungkook and lived at his palace. You were finally free to go on missions without worrying about what your mother would say. Jungkook kept your existence at the palace a secret at first, putting you in a secret room no one else knows but him. But of course as all secrets do, all secrets will be revealed. His parents found out that you were now living with them, and they were shookt but thankfully they let you stay.
They advised you to tell your parents though, so your parents would stop worrying about you. You did tell your parents about your whereabouts, you missed them after all. But you also told them you couldn't live with them, if they can't accept you for being a spy. You only talked to your father, the king. As your mother didn't seem interested to talk to you. You hoped she'll accept you for who you are someday.
3 years passed and you've decided to return to the palace, your home. You're full of nerves as you're worried about how they'll react to you coming back, but also because you have an important thing to talk about to them. You had returned to inform and personally invite them to your wedding. Your relationship with Jungkook grew stronger over the years, and one lovely night he proposed to you, which you accepted of course. That's why you're now getting married and elated to be one with him.
You're with Jungkook as you faced your parents. They looked quite surprised to see your presence again after a few years. Your father smiled at you and he seemed happy to finally see you again. Your mother on the other hand, still looked indifferent as before. "My dearest princess, I'm so glad you came back." your father told you. "I'm happy to see you too, dad." you smiled at him. "Actually, I'm here- I mean we're here, because we wanted to tell you something very important. Jungkook and I are getting married."
They didn't seem surprised to hear that actually. You guessed they figured out why you came today. "We want to personally invite you to our wedding. It'd be great if you both were there." you added. "Of course we'll be there. It's a good thing we didn't have to push through with the arranged marriage we planned for you guys before. It's spectacular that you fell for each other naturally." the queen surprised you all when she replied. She didn't seem to mean it with malice but with all honesty.
"Wait- you were planning to make us have an arranged marriage?" you inquired, you weren't mad anymore just shocked that your parents had planned to wed you with Jungkook after all. "Yes. Well it was because Jungkook's parents are our friends, and your marriage would be great to strengthen our kingdom. We're sorry if the knowledge infuriates you now."
"It doesn't. I'm just surprised that's all. Anyway, mayhaps we're truly meant to be as I'm still marrying him now." you said quite fondly. "The preparations have started as the wedding is in 3 days, the stylists will come soon so please tell them if you need something. I already picked yours and dad's clothes, I hope you don't mind. Can I stay in my room for tonight? Jungkook can take the guest room." you asked. "Wait Y/N. I wanted to apologize for being a cruel mother to you." the queen's words stopped you. "I'm sorry for locking you in the tower which made you runaway from us."
"I'm sorry for not believing in you, I always knew you were a great spy- I just didn't wanna acknowledge it because I was scared of losing you. And I did anyway. I guess I'm just sorry for being a bad mom and for everything my dear. I hope someday you'll be able to forgive me." you could feel the queen's remorse through her words and facial expressions, and you realized there wasn't really anger anymore. You were just sad for the lost time. "Thanks mom, that's all I've ever wanted to hear. I just wanted you to be proud of me. And you aren't a bad mother, I understand now why you did those things. Though they're quite questionable, but I forgive you. I already did a long time ago." You hugged each other and were finally glad to be on good terms again.
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Your wedding day came, and everything went perfect. You wore the loveliest wedding dress, and Jungkook wore the fittest suit. You only invited your close friends and family, you actually just wanted a simple wedding. The selfish but now kind King Seokjin, came too. Along with your fellow agents, Fiona and Farquaad. They all watched as you two sealed your newly formed union with a short but sweet passionate kiss.
After the glorious event, you were now inside Jungkook's room fidgeting and anticipating- what to do for the remainder of the night. You had just finished taking a relaxing bath, and were now dressed in your nightgown. Were you finally gonna do it with him after abstaining for years? Thoughts ran through your mind while waiting for Jungkook. He had to go somewhere for a bit because of some emergency prince duties. He was even busier now, that they want him to take over as the new king. But surely he'll make time for you on your wedding night right?
You were getting sleepy waiting for him when after a while, the knob to his door slowly turned. And then came your prince- and husband, the person you've been waiting for. "I'm sorry I took so long baby, the council and the advisors were just so-" "It's okay Kook, just come here and lie with me," you called. You didn’t even realize the implications of your words until you said them, and you couldn't take them back. You blushed furiously at seeming so desperate.
"I will my love, I'm just gonna take a shower first, then I'll come join you in bed" he chirped. After Jungkook's long agonizing shower- (or it just seemed long to you, when he really didn't take that long) he finally joined you in bed. Though, you couldn't face him because you were so embarrassed of your daring words awhile ago, that you may or may not have meant. You pretended to be asleep, but of course Jungkook knows you too much to know you were just pretending. "I know you're awake baby, don't pretend to fall asleep on me now. Not when we haven't made love yet."
Jungkook's words made you a little wet, okay maybe a lot. How can he be so irresistible? You tried to take a peek at his face but failed miserably, as your attention went to his beautifully sculptured body. He was lying so close to you without any clothes on! You almost saw his dick if not for the sheets covering it. "Like what you see my love? I didn't put any clothes on yet, 'cause It would be stupid if I'm just gonna take them off in a bit. I've really been waiting for this night Y/N," he said, touching your back through your nightgown tracing your curves.
"I'm finally gonna claim you and make you mine, can I make love to you now my love?" Jungkook sincerely inquired, and you gave him your permission because you wanted him to. You wanted him to make you his and you wanted to make love with him too. And you showed how much you loved each other all through the night. You loved it when he treated you so delicately, and he wasn't in a rush. You loved it when he sucked your perky nipples until they were so sensitive and swollen. You loved it when he thrusted inside you while kissing you at the same time and holding your hand. You loved your partner in crime Jeon Jungkook, the most loyal agent and bunny in the world. Your prince and your husband. And you're pretty sure he loved you too.
And they loved happily ever after. Fin. 🧚🏻‍♀️
A/N: tysm for reading! If you enjoyed please reblog and leave a nice comment! 🥺💜
Btw! This is the pic dat's should've been on the insert pic but tumblr luvs to f- me raw in the ass, so it re-arranged it. I'm only on mobile so i can't do sht so im very sorry!
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thrillridesz · 4 years ago
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love hotline ▫ younghoon
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➳ pairing: younghoon x reader ➳ genre: fluff, slight angst ➳ word count: 4.2k ➳ requested?: no
a/n: this is written as a birthday special for tbz’s one and only bread boy >< i’ve made this a little different from how I usually write my fics so I guess I’m experimenting? do let me know what you guys think of this writing style ^^
also this is so late omfg and his bday is almost over but here goes!
edit: successfully edited!
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Love Hotline! This is y/n, how can I help you?
Hello?
Hi, is there anything I can help you with?
Um, yes. Is this the number to call to sign up?
Yes, it is! Are you looking to sign up for a membership?
Yes.
Great! Could I get your name and age?
There was a hesitant pause on the other end before the guy spoke up again.
My name is Kim Younghoon, 23 this year.
Ah ok, awesome. I’ll just need your number now so I can send you a link to our online form to fill up or do you want us to use this number you’re currently using? We’ll try to get in touch with you with your match within 3 days!
3 days? That quick?
Yes! We try to be as efficient as possible to ensure client satisfaction.
Ah… I see. You can just use this number that I’m calling with.
Alright! Give me a moment.
Ok.
I’ve just sent the link, did you receive it?
...Yes. Yes, I have.
Great, do you have any other questions?
No. Not at the moment, no.
Alright so I’ll end the call here? If you have any other questions, you can feel free to call again.
Ok. Bye.
Goodbye!
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Hello?
Hello! This is y/n again from Love Hotline, I’m here to inquire about the online form you’ve yet to submit? Do you wish to withdraw your application?
Oh… Um… No, I’m just thinking about it.
Hmm, why’s that?
 …. I’ve never dabbled in the online dating scene before. I’m just a little nervous and apprehensive about the whole thing I guess.
Ah! That’s completely understandable. All I can say is, it’s always worth a shot. No pressure at all in applying. If you’re ultimately not comfortable with it, you can always drop us another call and we’ll cancel it for you.
Really? You’d do that?
Of course.
I…. Ok, thank you. I’ll try to come to a decision by tonight.
That’s completely fine. Thank you so much! Have a lovely day ahead.
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H-Hello?
Hello, this is y/n from Love Hotline. Is this a bad time?
*muffled sounds*
Um no, it isn’t. Sorry, I just woke up.
Oh! I’m really sorry, did I disturb you?
N...No, you didn’t. Don’t worry about it.
Um, ok.
A short moment of silence.
Is there a reason why you’re calling?
Oh, yes! There is, I’m sorry I was just a tad distracted.
You don’t have to apologise but go on anyways.
Right… Based on the information and preferences you have indicated on your form, I think we’ve found a few good matches for you!
Is that so? Tell me about them.
Ok, our first match’s name is Yeh Shuhua and she is 20 this year. She is also a first year criminal law student! Some of her hobbies include acting and singing.
Criminal law student?
There was a hint of surprise and awe in Younghoon’s voice.
Yup! Pretty cool, no?
I suppose so…
Don’t make up your mind just yet! I’ve got two other matches! Next up, we have Park Sooyoung who also goes by Joy. She’s a 23 year old florist who works for her family’s flower shop business. She has also mentioned that one of her dreams would be to travel all over the world.
Oh, that’s interesting… Does that mean flowers won’t work on Valentine’s anymore?
There was soft laughter from the other end of the line at his comment.
Maybe? Is that going to be a setback?
... I don’t know. Probably.
You’re funny, Mr Kim.
Please just call me Younghoon. Mr Kim makes me feel old.
Ah, alright then! You can just call me y/n then.
Sure.
Are you ready for your third match?
Yeah, go off.
Ok, so last but not least… Your third match is Jang Yeeun. 22 and a current freelance graphic designer. She claims to be vegetarian but doesn’t mind if her partner isn’t one.
Vegetarian? That’s a commitment I don’t think I could ever make.  
Same here, honestly but hey! More props to her.
Right. 
There is soft laughter in the background from Younghoon’s end of the line but it is barely audible.
So? Has any of these 3 ladies caught your eye, or should I say ear so far?
I… I’m not sure. Is that all the information?
Hm, I could send you a little excerpt of their profiles if you’d like?
That would be great, thanks.
Alright, hang on a minute.
Rustling sounds as the phone is placed aside. A short moment passes before Younghoon hears a crash followed by a yell.
 … Hello?
Silence.
Is everything ok?
The silence continues and Younghoon contemplates hanging up and just calling another day. He is about to do so until he hears your voice.
Hi, hi! Sorry if you’ve been waiting long!
Is everything alright? I thought I heard a crash.
Ah, yeah. That was nothing! I had to go retrieve a few files, just to double check some stuff before I send it over! I guess I wasn’t looking when I rounded the corner because I ran smack into someone. It was carelessness on my part, really. I really should look where I’m going.
Oh, are you ok?
Yeah! I’m ok, thank you for asking.
No problem. Was just wondering. It seemed like a pretty nasty crash.
Oh um… Kind of, yeah.
Kind of?
Well… That person was holding a cup of hot coffee and it spilled all over so...
Hot coffee? Did you get scalded?
Um… Yeah, I did.
That must have hurt a lot! You should really apply some ointment on the burn.
I will! Thank you so much for your concern, Younghoon. I’ll send the profiles to you and get to that immediately after?
You can send me the profiles later. I can wait but your hand can’t.
There was a pause before you replied.
Ok.
Anyone could have heard the smile in your voice.
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Hello?
Hello, this is y/n from Love-
I know who you are. You don't have to keep reintroducing yourself.
Ah, ok alright. Figures. Sorry, it’s just a habit at this point.
It’s no problem.
Right, I’m just here to check in anyways! Have you decided on which match to call?
Not really.
Why not?!
... Was there a deadline that I’m not aware of?
Oh no, there isn’t. I’m just surprised. It’s been about 3 days since we last talked over the phone about your matches. I just thought you’d have picked someone by now.
It’s not exactly a priority of mine. 
There was a pause before he continued.
How’s your hand?
It’s much better! Thank you for asking, I’ve just been applying medical cream to it regularly so right now, it swells a little less.
That’s great to hear then.
Yup.
A short moment of awkward silence ensued.
I hope you don’t mind if I ask you this but... Why did you sign up for the Love Hotline?
Hm? Why do you ask?
Well... You said finding and making a match isn’t a priority of yours so that got me wondering. Most people would have made their decision relatively quickly and taking 3 days to reply is almost unheard of in the office.
... I don’t know. Now that you’ve put it that way, I’ve got no idea why I’ve signed up either.
Not even the slightest clue?
Not really. 
A pause.
I think I was just bored.
You gave a snort which you quickly masked with a cough.
I heard that.
Younghoon’s voice was accusatory, almost even a little playful but not aggressive.
I mean, joining because you’re bored? Not going to lie, that’s a first.
Oh nice. For once in my life, I’m first at something. Thanks, y/n.
A melodious laughter rang out from the other end of the line.
How are you still single with humour like that?
I’ll take that as a compliment. Truth be told, I have no clue. If I knew, I wouldn’t be single.
That's true. Oh yeah, you still haven’t told me who you have chosen to call!
Do I have to make a decision now?
Preferably? The faster you do, the faster we can get this match under way.
 ... I’ll just let you make the decision for me then.
What? Why me?
The incredulity in your voice was clear as day at his words.
Since I can’t make a decision and you need me to choose a match, why don’t you do it for me? 
I can’t for the simple fact that my boss will have my neck if it ever got out that I chose for a client.
Well, your boss doesn’t have to know that. It’s going to be between us anyways. If you don’t tell and I don’t tell, who’s going to know?
Well... It’s just weird. I’ve never been asked to do this.
Hm, there’s a first for everything. I trust your decision.
Really?
Yeah, why not?
There was another pause.
Just don’t betray that trust. 
You chuckle.
I won’t because I’m not going to choose for you. How hard can it be to just make a decision? These are all great matches!
Precisely because they’re great matches, I can’t choose.
You're impossible.
Thanks.
Younghoon, I’m just doing my job here.
Isn’t your job to accede to your client’s requests?
That was a tone of mischief in his voice.
Oh my god. I don’t even know how you look like but I’m sure you’d look like a proper asshole.
Wow, language. Is that the way you speak to your clients? Can I speak to your manager please?
You laugh and Younghoon smiles.
You are incorrigible.
You’re too cute.
There is a short pause as the two of you registered what he just said. Flustered, he scrambles to say something.
I-I... T-That didn't mean a-anything. I was j-just saying-
That didn't mean anything? I’m hurt.
You giggle and he stops mid-sentence.
What?
I’m just messing with you, I know that didn’t mean anything. I call people cute all the time too, especially my neighbour’s dog. 
Right...
So anyways! Pick a match!
No.
Please?
Just pick one for me. Client’s orders.
Fine, I’ll pick a horrible match for you.
I’d call your manager then.
I hate you.
I know.
Ugh, ok fine but this is the first and last time I’m doing this.
I’ll take it.
Great, I’ll talk to you soon then! Keep being annoying, bye.
Sure, I will. See you.
The call ends on a light note and Younghoon stares at his phone. What is this fluttery feeling in his heart?
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Hey, y/n.
Oh, you recognise this number now?
Yeah, I have a decent memory for stuff like that.
Nice. 
So to what do I deserve this honour of you calling?
Don’t be dramatic. I was just calling to ask about your call date. How was it?
Younghoon grins at your lighthearted reply.
I’m surprised you chose Joy.
Really? If I remembered correctly, you were the one who told me to choose a match for you.
I did but I don’t know why. I’m still surprised.
Maybe you should pick a match yourself next time so you can be a little less surprised? But that’s beside the point! How did the call date go?
It was not bad, actually. She seems pretty cool.
Right? See, I’ve got an ear for perfect matches. I know my matches when I hear them. I’m amazing.
Yeah, yeah. I guess we can expect a call from the Prime Minister any time now. 
Stop being sarcastic and just admit that your matchmaker is capable and excellent at her job.
No, shan’t.
You are horrible. I get you a match and I don’t even get my thanks.
Well, fine. Thank you.
That’s better. Good boy.
Don’t call me that, I’m not your dog. 
So you’d prefer good man?
At your reply, Younghoon nearly spat out the water he was drinking.
That's so weird! 
Exactly. 
Call me neither!
Fine, fine. I was just kidding anyways.
There was a distant call from the other end of the line and from the other end, Younghoon could vaguely hear your name being called. He felt his heart sink a little despite himself.
Oops, duty calls. I’d love to talk more but I’ve got a meeting. I’ll catch up more with you some other day?
Sure. Bye.
Bye!
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Hey, Younghoon. Wow, this is new. You’re calling me first this time.
Yeah, hey. I just wanted to call to inform you that the match with Joy fell through. I’m going to need a new one.
What?! Why?
You screeched and he had to hold the phone away from his ear.
Geez, don’t screech into the phone.
Sorry, I’m just shocked. Why’s that? Didn’t you say she wasn’t bad?
Yeah, she isn’t bad. Just not my type.
What’s your type then?
The next word was out of his mouth before he could stop himself.
You.
There was a long pause and somehow Younghoon couldn’t bring himself to say the words that bit at the back of his mind. ‘Just kidding’, because subconsciously was he really kidding though? 
Quit horsing around.
You laugh awkwardly and he frowns. This wasn’t what he expected.
Y/n...
Stop clowning. I know your antics, you-
Before you could say anything else, someone else called for you in the office.
Oh, I gotta go. I’ll talk to you next time? Also stop being a clown, it doesn’t suit you. See you!
Y/n, I-
Call ended.
“...Meant that,” Younghoon mumbled to himself.
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Hello, this is y/n from Love Hotline. How can I help you?
Stop it.
Isn’t that what you always say?
Well, excuse me for following company policy.
I was just teasing you. Why have you called anyways?
What do you think?
My common sense says you’ve called to inquire about my call date with Shuhua. 
Your common sense is right. So, how did it go?
It went fine, I guess?
Fine, you guess? What kind of an answer is that?
A perfectly reasonable one. You wanted an answer, I gave you an answer.
This guy...
You groan in frustration and Younghoon had to stifle his urge to laugh. Teasing you was becoming a hobby for him.
C’mon, cut me some slack here.
It went fine. We didn’t really talk about much.
Ok, so what exactly is ‘didn’t really talk about much’? You gotta work with me here, bud.
Well, we got along fine for the most part but as far as chemistry goes, there wasn't really any?
Tell me about it.
We basically talked about our day and ourselves and I think that was about it.
Are you serious?
I don’t get paid for lying to you, y/n. Of course, I’m serious.
That doesn’t sound like much.
That’s what a conversation lacking in chemistry sounds like.
How do you know there’s no chemistry as you say?
Your tone was indignant and internally, Younghoon felt a twinge of disappointment in his heart. Were you so bent on making it work between him and Joy first and now Shuhua?
Why are you so determined to get me and Shuhua to work as a match?
I’m sorry?
There was surprise in your voice.
Well, I mean... It’s my job. I’m a matchmaker, of course I have to make sure my matches match. The faster, the better.
Right.
Yeah, so how do you know there’s no chemistry or no chance between the two of you?
I guess we just didn't have much to say beyond the basics? At one point, it was beginning to feel forced.
Really?
Yeah, no point continuing something that’s forced.
Are you sure it wasn’t just awkward first ‘date’ jitters?
Younghoon couldn’t keep away the frustration in his voice as he replied, feeling weirdly angered for some reasons.
No. It wasn't.
A pause.
Are you alright?
Yeah, I’m fine. Why wouldn’t I be?
You sound like you’re mad at something.
Do I?
Yeah. You do.
Ok, then I guess I am.
You want to tell me what’s going-
I like you.
Another pause.
What?
I said I like you.
You’re kidding.
You start to laugh but it died down as soon as he replied.
I’m not.
But... Why?
It’s just you. I don’t know why but talking to you has always been comfortable. Remember when we talked chemistry? We have that chemistry. It just came out of nowhere.
A-Are you drunk?
Younghoon felt anger course through his veins at your words.
Does it sound like I’m kidding?
...W-We can’t do this.
Why not?
... We just can’t. It’s company policy.
They don’t have to know!
I... I...
Realisation suddenly dawns upon him.
You feel the same, don’t you?
I...
If you feel the same, why do you keep pushing me on call dates?
I couldn’t...
There was desperation in his voice as he cried.
You can, they don’t-
I can’t.
He felt his blood run cold.
Why?
I need this job, Younghoon. I can’t lose this job. If they find out that I’m dating a client, I’m done for. I’ll be fired.
You could-
I can’t look for another job. 
I’ll help you look for one.
It doesn’t work that way. 
There was tone of sadness in your voice.
This is the only job I’ve found that manages to pay my bills. I can’t lose it. I need this job. This job is something I got because of my mom’s connections and if I lose it, I’ll be disappointing not just my company but also my mom. My mom worked hard to allow me to work here. We were never well off and my mom worked her guts off as a salon assistant assisting the rich. It was through years of work and making connection did she become friends with the owner of Love Hotline who also happens to be my boss now. I can’t embarrass her like this.
Y/n...
What are you doing?
A sharp voice that wasn’t y/n’s interrupted and even though he wasn’t where you were, he knew in his heart that something had gone wrong but before he could say anything, the line went dead.
Call ended.
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A week and a half passes without any calls. Younghoon grows more worried by the day. Did something bad happen? Ever since that last call, there wasn’t a single word from you at all until one night. It was approximately 2am at night when the phone rang. Grunting in annoyance at whoever is calling at this time of night, he reached out and answered the call.
Hello, who’s this?
Hey, Younghoon.
At the sound of your voice, he perked up and he was immediately alert even though it was about 2am in the morning. 
How’s it going? You haven't called in awhile. And whose number is this?
It’s my personal number.
There was light sniffling and immediately, Younghoon’s happy mood disappeared.
Hey, what’s wrong?
N-Nothing... 
I can hear you crying. Tell me what happened.
I... I... Nevermind. It’s stupid. I should never have called you. This is so extremely unprofessional of me, let’s just forget I called you. Bye.
Wait, y/n! Don’t!
Call ended.
The number you’ve dialled is not available at the moment. Please try again later.
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Younghoon:
 hey y/n, are you ok? i tried calling so many times but you wouldn’t pick up
if you see this, pls reply. i’m worried for you
if you need someone to talk to, call me anytime
pls
don’t just ignore this, i want to help
Y/N: 
I’m fine. I just need some time to myself
Younghoon:
ok. i understand. pls don’t hesitate to msg me. know that im here for you.
Y/N: 
ok thanks
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The day was bright and sunny as the sun bore down relentlessly on the earth. There was a slight summer breeze in the air which Younghoon would have normally loved but this time, it did nothing to uplift his mood. All he could do was stare listlessly at his phone, awaiting a call from a certain someone.
It’s crazy how the last time the both of you spoke was almost 2 weeks ago. To him, 2 weeks was an awfully long time and internally, he missed listening to your voice. There was always something so cheery and enchanting about your voice from the very first call the both of you shared even though he’d never admit it. The worry in him hadn’t dulled in those 2 weeks as he mulled over your whereabouts and wellbeing. The last time you two talked, you had been crying and in a depressive mood. Not being able to do anything killed him on the inside and as he entered a nearby café he frequented, the smell of bread which was usually his favourite scent in the world that would always bring him a sense of comfort did nothing to sooth his nerves. 
As Younghoon stood before the cashier, he said absent-mindedly as he reached for his wallet, “I’ll have the cheese toast.”
“Ok, that will be eight fifty.” 
Younghoon stiffened. That voice...
“Y/n?”
At your name, your head snapped up and your eyes widened as you made eye contact with the man in front of you. He had chestnut brown hair that fell in soft bangs over his eyes but not in an unkempt way. His dark eyes were large and soulful, seemingly containing whole galaxies in them and his demeanour was gentle yet firm. He was tall as well so you had to slightly crane your neck just to look at him. Although you had never met this man, there was something so deeply familiar about him. 
Younghoon could hardly believe his eyes. Here you were, right in front of him and you were every bit as beautiful as he imagined. He felt his heart pounded rapidly against his chest as he stood transfixed. It was awhile before he managed to get a grip and slowly, he said, “We need to talk.”
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As the two of you sat down over coffee after your shift, he peered at you with a look of concern on his face.
“What happened?” His voice was soft as you had remembered and immediately, you felt at ease.
“Well, long story short. I got fired.”
His eyes widened.
“From Love Hotline.”
‘B-But... How?”
You took a small sip of your latte. “Remember when I had to hang up abruptly in the office?”
He nodded his head, dread creeping in. Surely...
“That was the day I got fired.”
Younghoon felt his heart fall with a messy splat. This was all his fault.
“I... I can’t tell you how sorry I am, y/n. I-”
You placed a finger on his lips and you had to try your best to ignore the burning feeling on your finger at the feel of his soft lips.
“Don’t. Don’t apologise because it’s not your fault.”
“But I-”
“I think deep down everyone knew that I was falling.”
Younghoon stared at you with a blank look on his face, his eyes shining with an indescribable emotion. 
“Falling?”
You smiled to yourself.
“You probably don’t know this but remember when you told me you liked me?”
He looked at you curiously and you continued, “Do you have any idea how happy yet conflicted that made me? I knew I’d lose my job but I knew that I liked you as well. I wanted so desperately to accept your feelings but I couldn't. I feel like my colleagues had already known about my affections towards you given the way I’d talk to you in the office. Someone must have told on me, I guess I was too obvious about it. That night when I called you at 2am, it was possibly the worst night of my life. I had felt so lost and hopeless that I didn’t know what to do. But then, I thought of you and this is so cheesy but... I felt like you were the only one I could turn to although I chickened out before I could say anything... I didn't want to burden you.” 
You chuckled sadly and Younghoon reached out to grasp your hands in his. The feeling of his large hands on you was so heartwarming that you felt like you could cry.
Drawing in a deep breath, you said, “I get it if you don’t want me anymore because of how long I had ig-”
“Don’t say another word.” Younghoon breathed.
He reached his hand over to cup your face and caressed you as the both of you stared deep into each other’s eyes. To think that such a deep bond can be forged between the two of you over a series of phone calls felt almost surreal. If you had told him even 6 months ago that he’d meet you, the love of his life over something as tacky as Love Hotline, he wouldn’t have believed you but as he brought your face closer to his, he knew that there was nothing he’d trade in the world for you when his lips came into contact with yours.
“You’ll never be a burden to me,” he whispered. “You are everything that I always wanted and everything I never knew I needed.”
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lordbib · 3 years ago
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Ash, what kpop groups do you stan?
Hi anon im very happy for this ask and i love you and i just mwah hug. Its nice to see people interested in my fixations and letting me ramble yk? Ik ive been annoying everyone (ESPECIALLY ON TWT) with enhypen so ehe its nice to see people wanna hear abt it. im sorry i have to ramble now (bcs me with hyperfixationdfhgs)
OK SO i mostly stan 1 relatively new but pretty big group called ENHYPEN. lemme just,, Enhypen commonly stylized as ENHYPEN, is a South Korean boy band formed by Belift Lab, a joint venture between CJ ENM and Hybe Corporation. This group was made through a survival show called I-LAND and out of 23 competitors 7 ended up debuting as enhypen. Something interesting i think about this group is that they don't have designated positions except for oldest, youngest and leader so everyone is basically good at everything though some has their strong points.
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The 7 members are (i also linked all the moments mentioned so if anyone wants to see just click):
1. Yang Jungwon (the one in the emerald green clothes)
So hes the Leader of enhypen! very mature mom friend, very caring and always thinks about other peoples feelings. All rounder, has vv stable vocals and good at popping (HE DID IT IN HIS SLEEP ONCE DHSGFJ PRECIOUS BB. Also adorable and has sceri duality. ALSO HES 17 his bday is feb 2004 WHICH MEANS HES THE YOUNGEST LEADER IN ALL OF BIGHIT He also trained and competed in professional taekwando.
2. Lee Heesung (the one with slightly blue hair in the top left)
He is the oldest at 19 years old (15 oct 2001) Very famous at I-LAND and among bighit trainees in general for being one of the best trainees and aces. He has perfect pitch and also is a reallyy good dancer. Although he is the oldest hes very playful and pure crackhead energy really. OH ALSO he trained with TXT and are pretty close with their members.
3. Jay / Park Jongseong (standing up with cream blazer and also next to the guy with pink hair)
He is the second oldest at 19 years old (20 april 2002) often compared to Levi ackerman. Looks intimidating but soft asf. was in one unit with sunghoon when i-land started and before they came in the room everyone was so awkward and after Jay came in everyone started talking so very moodmaker. Lets his younger mates tease him and never fights back. also hes fucking rich thats it (his dad owns sinar tour)
4. Park Sunghoon (sitting down with brown blazer)
Hes 18 (8 dec 2002) He used to be a professional figure skater and competed in international competitions before he decided he wanted to be an idol. He has a lil sister and he takes care of her so well so wholesome cry. Hes naturally funny and says whatever is on his mind and its just hilarious. He can also be jokingly narcissistic and its rlly funny. He was also ranked num 1 visual by I-LANDers.
5. Jake/Sim Jaeyoon (sitting down with red blazer)
Hes 18 (15 nov 2002
) Lil aussie boy. Very softie has a dog and obsessed with said dog (its name is layla its adorable) also has a rich dad and also has trained the shortest. In i-land he was an icon of growth because of how much he grew and improved despite his short training time.
6. Kim Sunoo (pink hair)
18 yrs old (24 june 2003)
hes the aegyo KING and soo confident. Hes really good at lifting peoples moods and is a ray of sunshine. Hes also an icon of growth too because he was the first one eliminated from i-land and came back and ranked 1st kjdshfg mint chocolate ice cream and selfie lover
7. Nishimura Ni-Ki (the one with the long kenma like hair)
He is the maknae and 15 yrs old (9 december 2005) he literally debuted at 14 like WHT how what am i doing with my life. He started dancing at a really young age and is really really good at it (he can memorize a whole choreo in 10 mins. He really knows how to make the older ones laugh and gets treated like a baby even though hes one of the tallest shhs
Here are some of their songs!!
Given-Taken music video (they debuted with this)
Fever music video (i think this went viral on tiktok for a bit)
Drunk-Dazed music video (This one is also pretty known, some theories say its connected to given-taken in a way that given taken is the earlier lives of the vampires in drunk dazed so its rlly cool)
Forget me not (this was the opening for an anime and in japanese)
Into the I-Land (this one is technically all 23 original contestants for i-land but i like it so im putting it here, it also made me cry a few times dont question it)
alsoo this!
a complete guide to enhypen (shows their personalities rlly well)
alsoo theyre having a comeback on october 12th called Dimension : Dilemma and theres 3 versions (I think thats what u call em idrk JDSHFG) Scylla, Charibdis, and Odyseuss what u see up there is the concept picture of Scylla and just today the concept picture for Charibdis dropped soo here it is
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ANYWAYSS THANKS FOR LISTENING TO MY RAMBLE ANON! IM SORRY I WANTED TO DO A SIMPLE RESPONSE BUT GOT CARRIED AWAY LAWL. DONT WORRY ILL GO BACK TO MY NORMAL LEVIHAN AGENDA SOON AND THANK U FOR THE ASK IT GENUINELY MADE ME REALLY HAPPY! LOVE U PRAISE THE BIB
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manggaetteokkie · 4 years ago
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Can I just gripe here for sec because I've got some beefs lol 1- Can fans stop getting upset for the guys as if they're not adults and can't speak up if something bothers them enough? This whole free Jungkook from Jimin is annoying. I tried ignoring but the bitter reaction to today's little Jimin close up to JK's neck clip makes me want to set fire to my eyebrows. If Jungkook was seriously bothered like extremely uncomfortable, I do not believe Jimin would still be doing it (page 1)
(Page 2) Jungkook is not a pushover. He could at anytime have a sit down and tell Jimin not to do it anymore. If Jimin then kept on doing it then I doubt Jungkook would be willing to spend so much time with someone who didn't respect his boundaries. Instead they're the best of friends. 2- People doubt how much JK cared about JM after the non bday post but this is the same dude who got lost and ended up crying to Jimin about how sorry he was because he did not want to lose that relationship lol
omfg I know you wanted to vent but holy shit “makes me want to set fire to my eyebrows” is an expression I will have to use at some point in my life because good lord I don’t even know what it’s supposed to express but I feel it in my soul
That aside, this post is pretty much exactly everything I agree with? All this grade AAA beef is what I’m here for, so let’s make a tasty steak out of it x)
I mean, the boundaries thing pretty much goes both ways. On one hand, as you’ve said, if Jungkook really didn’t like something, he would’ve told Jimin by now and Jimin would’ve stopped. They’ve been together long enough to have had the necessary discussions without needing people feeling so-called-righteous-anger on JK’s behalf as a catalyst for change. 
On the other hand, Jimin himself is also not oblivious enough to miss how uncomfortable Jungkook would’ve been with skinship, so he himself would’ve reigned it in. The fact that they spend time together outside of what we see on screen pretty much shows that they are close and comfortable with each other’s presence? Not just comfortable, but they would be willing to seek each other out to spend even more time together? Like, even if there are stuff about each other that bothers them, it’s clearly not anything that matters or we should care about?
And yeah, measuring the depth of a relationship based on whether or not he posted for Jimin’s birthday is definitely a weird one for me. I can somewhat understand people feeling unhappy because “hey, it’s just a birthday post, would’ve taken him 2 seconds to just show this little bit of appreciation and appease the masses”, but still... I think I’ve already made my feelings clear so I’m not gonna bother repeating my words. This is the guy who, in 2015-2016, had a big enough fight with Jimin to have Jimin leave in a fit of anger, only to call Jimin a few minutes after to apologize??
Like damn, the funniest thing to me is when people say “ah Jimin and Jungkook are not close, they just do it for the cameras” or “Ah, it’s probably all faked, look at how JK didn’t even post for his bday” in 20-fkn-20. Bro, it’s been seven years, if anything were to have happened to break their relationship, it would’ve already happened a few years ago. If they didn’t like each other, JK wouldn’t have booked tickets to Tokyo for Jimin’s birthday, Jimin wouldn’t have boarded that flight to South Korea just to celebrate JK’s birthday before leaving again, they wouldn’t be drinking buddies, etc etc.
Part of me feel that it’s literally because people only look at their relationship face value, only seeing Jimin as this affectionate hyung and Jungkook as this introverted dongsaeng. Yes, this is part of who they are but it’s not all they are. They understand each other’s struggles because they are similar, as seen during their documentaries series when Jimin rushed over when he heard that Jungkook had hurt himself because he thought he was going to cry. Yes, that comment might have been made as a lighthearted joke after seeing that JK was fine but there’s an underlying meaning that he knows how frustrated JK would be because of how his injury would affect his performance. Similarly, Jungkook understands Jimin’s frustrations of being unable to give his 110% because of his neck pain.
Anyways, I got a little too into my answer (sorry anon, for this long ass reply) but seriously, the relationship between Jimin and Jungkook is a hill I am willing to die on. I literally don’t care if you ship it or not, you just can’t in good conscience say that they don’t care about each other when we’ve had 7 years worth of proof that they do.
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agentmika · 4 years ago
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@alwaysanoriginal thank u sm for the tag Char!!! And it’s technically after midnight so Ik it’s not ur bday anymore but happy bday again <3 sorry I took like 2 weeks to get to this lmao
RULES: Answer 30 questions and tag 20 blogs you are contractually obligated to know better.
(^ clearly I do not follow the rules because oh my God I am not tagging 20 people but I copy and pasted the rules anyway)
^^keeping what Char said however I have no shame and absolutely will tag 20 people. Don’t feel like you have to do it tho! 
Name/Nickname: Cherish, I generally don’t go by nicknames but I have had friends call me Cheroosh, Cherie, and once upon a time this douchebag in middle school tried to be way too chummy and said “cherbear.” Unfortunately I actually think this is cute but he was annoying so if anyone wants to reclaim that for me be my guest <3
Gender: female, she/her
Star sign: Taurus (I don’t follow astrology stuff but I am happy w/ this in a vague sense)
Height: 5′8″ / 172.72 cm
Time: right now?? 12:18 AM baybeee
Birthday: April 26th! It is fast approaching and I shall be 21
Favorite bands: this will be hard and far from a comprehensive list. Muse. Saint Motel. FOB. AJR. Florence and the Machine. Green Day. The Hot Sardines. Queen. The Regrettes. Uhh, this feels like a unique thing to mention here so I also still like and listen to some songs by Chameleon Circuit, a band that made music inspired by Doctor Who. 
Favorite solo artists: seconding what I said before but here we go: MIKA, Lizzo, Mitski, Hozier, Janelle Monáe, Watsky, uh Daft Punk is technically a duo but they’re not a band and I gotta mention them
Song stuck in my head: I’ll give you two. At the time of being tagged it was "Runs in the Family” by Amanda Palmer because of this amv and currently it is “What the Hell,” by Avril Lavigne because of this one
Last movie: Space Sweepers with my friend Cindy :))) It’s space found family and has a really cool universal translator thing b/c sci-fi that has sooo many languages in the film including Nigerian Pidgin!!!
Last show: in full? Wandavision. in part? I watched the first episode of the new pacrim anime :/
When did I create this blog: 2014...yes I’ll admit it I was once superwholock. 
What I post: whatever I want catered to an audience of me 😌 currently that consists of predominantly SPN renaissance posting, some more recent occasional personal sharing, the old guard, writing and poetry I like, memes, etc 
Last thing googled: not counting the cm thing so “was this song used in a movie” (trying to find if there was a site for that sort of thing)
Other blogs: I have some saved URLs but honestly I don’t have the energy to maintain multiple blogs. it’s all on main baybee!
Do I get asks: rarely but sometimes! ty to those who sent me desticule asks yesterday  <3 Ily 
Why I chose my url: as I admitted before I joined in superwholock era (tho admittedly I began spn after starting my blog im pretty sure) and I couldn’t decide upon a URL that mashed together all the things I cared about so that-one-fandom-chick was born because it was an umbrella thing
Following: uhhhhh...1695....I’ve been meaning to go through and clear this out b/c some are def defunct and I followed a bunch of new ones in the aforementioned spn renaissance
Followers: 788. I’m a relatively small blog in my corner of the internet I think? Plus tbh  like 200 of these have been since Nov 5th lmao when I turned full spn blog
Average hours of sleep: according to my Fitbit, currently 7h 8min. would prefer 8+
Lucky number: big fan of the first few multiples of 7, in particular 7, 14, and 21. I like 64 quite a bit, and thanks to my sister, also 11
Instruments: :/// I wish. I have a keyboard and took like a month of lessons as a child and have tried and failed to teach myself at least 3x. It taunts me. I will try again one day. For now I can kinda play Charlie Brown theme one hand at a time, still memorized from early childhood. 
What am I wearing: My comfy pair of pants that look like a bowling alley floor, fuzzy socks, a periodic table pun t-shirt, and a purple Comfy aka this thing for the uninitiated
Dream trip: keeping the diff versions from Char: 1. also a road trip with friends across America (preferably with a playlist including Fragments of Time - Daft Punk) 2. One of my childhood history obsessions was Pompeii. I would like to see it. 3. Literally almost anywhere outside of the US. I have not left it except for a few trips to Canada since I’m right at the border. 
Favorite food: I have very simple tastes. I love my mom’s holiday baked mac & chz w/ bacon <3
Nationality: American
Favorite song: no ♥️ (also keeping this from Char lmao) One that I always love the vibe of tho is So it Goes by Hi-Lo Jack
Last book read: :(((( this makes me sad b/c I read a lot but I’m actually in a reading drought rn b/c I got stuck on a book and I’m a completionist. Technically still reading The Immortalists by Chloe Benjamin, but soon to begin a book club with Neuromancer by William Gibson 
Top three fictional universes I’d like to live in: Star Trek PLEASE. One where magic is real, maybe the Graceling universe? Gimme a special ability and heterochromia. Tbh I haven’t thought about this much but I want space and magic so whatever gives me that. Since I’m very into superheroes and the prior statement I will also say maybe Marvel. 
Favorite color: Yellow 💛
If you actually read this all, hi ily <3 say hi :) this was an excellent way to stay up much later than I should’ve! 
andddddd taglist at the end: @fan-art-ic, @hirschco, @davidfosterwallaceandgromit, @autisticandroids, @princesshamlet, @shitun0t, @crisp-breeze, @hotgirlcastiel, @omniscientoranges, @cor-aeterna, @actually-a-hobbit, @galaxybrian, @char-arts-occasionally, @sobsicles, @spriteofwinter, @ohsweetflips, @stevebeyonce, @casthyelle, @internetcrimes, @tinyneverthelessfierce
again: this is voluntaryyyyy <3
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strawberryspeachy · 4 years ago
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So on the last day of july i went clubbing
Almost immediately met a cute boy and he asked me to go to a hotel with him. I debated but ultimately went with him. He asked if i wanted to go on a date because fucking japanese assholes equate date with hotel.
Went. Hooked up. Then. He said he wanted to go back to the club because otherwise “it would be a waste of his night”
Yeah
So... went back.... watched him look for another girl. And felt like shit
Eventually a boy that was ok looking talked to me. I didnt ignore him and he got excited over me talking to him after having ignored other boys. I didnt intend to continue talking to him but he was so excited the entire time and was nice so i just stayed with him.
We left together and sat on some sidewalk and talked. I saw that both his arms had cut marks all over them
And as a fucked up person... i stupidly think that other fucked up people will be as empathetic as i try to be and my depressed friends back home
He told me some of his shitty homelife - apparently he doesnt have parents
He asked me to go to a hotel with him and i said no... so we went to eat instead...
He kept being overly nice (in words) told me that he works at an old folks home and that he wants to learn english and come to america and help me take care of my mom.... in a sudden way
Rationally im not stupid and know that was a line. But im pretty stupid in general
He kept asking me to be his gf and i told him id need to go on a date with him to decide that
I just wanted to say no but...
He didnt pay for my meal - ya im one of those girls that that bothers
We seperated and he continued to text my the next few days. We set up a date. He asked me to go to him in yokohama - an hour away from tokyo
Since id never been there i said yes. But this meant i had to pay an expensive train ticket
He did pay for dinner and afterwards convience store for me... mostly... asking if i had change
He wanted to drink at the pier and insisted i get a drink but didnt pay for it
And then took me back to his apartment
It ended up being fun
The next morning while he was showering i was just poking around at his stuff. Not actually looking for anything just curious about the things he has
I looked at his wallet (honestly to see the design but i also always wonder why japanese guys are so comfortable leaving money around who is generally a stranger)
And then. I found. Picture from a photobooth. Him amd soem girl. It was dated from a week before.
He told me the night we met that he broke up with his ex a year ago. But this picture looked very much like a couple
I asked him about it and he just said sorry and threw it in the trash (not a real trash. It could easily be taken out) he said it was from a year ago
After. Bit i took it out amd pointed at the date. He literally hummed and refused to comment ...but he told me hell only see me...
I shouldn’t take that as enough but i did and told him when i got home that ill only se him too. I told him i liked him - and to this point he kept saying he likes me over and over. He has not said it since this. Just said he was happy that i used his name.
After that i went to okinawa for a few days. He told me his sim card broke and he doesnt have wifi unless he goes to a convience store (as an excuse to text slow)
I got back the next week and stayed home all week from a yeast infection that i think he gave me. When he barely responded i told him that
Then he responded continuously telling me that i just got it on my own and hes healthy so it wasnt him
That weekend i went drinking with some friends and messaged him. He responded immediately and i called him. Asking when his phone got fixed. He told me the day before
Then he told me he has pink eye and sent a picture. He said he cant go out of his house because of it
The next week was my birthday. He said hed be cured the day after and we could celebrate. Then he cancelled saying the doc told him hes still contagious
A few days after he sent me a picture of him with makeup on and contacts in saying he went to the salan. I responded immediately asking if he was still contagious and tried to call. He ignored me
I tried to call more throughout the day
Nothing
Over 24 hours pased so i used another account to say hi to him. After 2 hours he responded to the fake account asking who it was
And i flipped the fuck out. I told him a bunch of reasons why he sucked and that he did and fuck him
Then he responded to me with long messages. Many of which i couldnt understand (hes used incorrect kanji before that which makes translation strained)
His excuse was that he felt sick and slept for 20 hours (but he ignored me for over 27)and that he wanted to answer his texts in order. That he doesnt look at him phone much and then got mad at me for not being worried about him and instead getting mad
He didnt addresss any of my complaints like the fact that if im his gf i should be a priority
But because im a sucked i felt bad for trying to hurt him and apologized.... he said hed forgive me if i buy him an accessory next time we hung out...
Yeah. Red flags. I too if i had other options... would have said. Thats a weird way to accept an apology.
Also before (on that first date) when we talked about our bdays cause his was a bit before mine. I asked him what hed wanna do as a late celebration. He immediately told me he wanted yakiniku (an expensive meat meal) and clothes or accessorys from an expensive brand he likes...
So he continued to take over 24 hours to reply to me. With very small responces - he never asks me questions. I asked him to call the night before i went camping and he said he couldnt because he was too drunk from drinking with friends. I went camping and came back and got him on the phone. I demanded him to call and he said he couldnt cause he was tired from work and would the following day
I told him it makes me upset that he doesnt talk to me and that i constantly dont feel good because of him. He just said sorrry. I planned to say this is over if he didnt agree to meet me. But he agreed to a date the coming sunday... the day before i began work again. He said hed come to tokyo and and had a plan. It sounded fun.
Well come sunday morning.... he cancelled. He said he didnt have money. I tried to call him several times and he ignored me.
I confronted him in person. He got mad at me for it. Said he got some sort debt collection and got frauded... someone used his name to take out money and he has to pay court. He said he doesnt have money because of it.
I asked why he never tells me whats going on with him (because im dumb and beleive this... actually i dont. I hope hes being honestly and just has really bad luck but)
This time like last time i told him the way he treats me is how really awful boys who are using me and playing with me treat me. And i cant trust him if hes like this but doesnt tell me why
Well...i was there... i offered to pay for out date.... besides the 11 dollars it takes to get to him
He asked me to put 5 dollars on his train card.... it takes 3 dollads to get to and from where we went. He... mad sure no matter where we would eat it would cost 40 bucks - wanting to drink alc and such. It costed 43 dollars. He wanted starbucks but i kinda said no by saying i dont rlly like starbucks - but he still wanted to get a dessert - 3 dollars
And... he wanted me to buy him that aftermentioned accessory... a ring. He looked at very expensive ones... i... would not have paid for even as stupid as i am.. the one he got was 15 or 25 I forget which...
The thing is... if he wasnt actually... if i wasn’t comfortable being with him i woulda stopped this before... unfortunately. As usual. Despite initially not being attracted to him i really enjoyed his company and find him to be fun...
He said that we should go home at 8 i asked about going back to him place and he said no because hes tired and has work the next day. He knows i also do too. At the same time. And i tried to convince him and he kept saying no. Then i asked doesnt he wanna have sex. He said that we should go to a hotel. And i protested that hotels are expensive and his apartments free and just a cheap train station away. He said hes too tired and just wants to sleep at his apartment but hotels are exciting so hed be awake at a hotel.
He pushed them and i said at that point id be spending like 100 dollars on the day and he knows i also dont have a lot of money.
We awkwardly went to a manga cafe that was only 5 dollars but it wanted you to make a card that costs 5 more dollads. And then i got fussy because too much stress literally makes me lose control of my emotions.
It fucking sucks and i hate it. I have no fucking control over my emotions when my stress is bubbling (which it almost always is) and boils over.
I asked him if he can even pay just the 5 dollars and he said he has no money. I asked how hes gonna get to work with literally no money and he said his conpany pays for it (yea japanese conpanies pay AFTER you go )
We left. It was a bad mood. He didnt storm away from me even though i was basically crying in the street (i have had this happen with even friends. I start crying and they just walk away so even though it should be expected of someone claiming to be your bf... ya)
Anyhow i told him i just wanted to cuddle and talk and kiss
He looked annoyed but i guess he thought those wants were cute and looked for a isolated place
Because were in japan
Couldnt find one cause we were in a city and he again just started saying lets go home. That hes tired and not in the mood.
But we were in a quiet enough play.
And im bitching here but ill take a quick break to say i kept hugging him and stuff which he liked despite saying he was really embarrassed
He told me ealier ok that because of this debt thing hes gonna work two jobs
Which. Terrified me. The first guy I went on a date with in Japan asked me to be his gf and to move in with him and said he had to work two jobs for a month to afford to move so he wouldnt have time to see me. He told me his progress for two weeks and then ghosted me.
This boy told me hell make time to see me when i complained about not doing anything physical when i wouldnt see him again for who knows how long
Welp. Todays saturday and that was sunday. And while at first i thought he was trying because he replied to my messages in or at 24 hours for a few days. Its gone back to the 17 hours
And i asked him to talk on the phone
And he just said not tonight because after his current job hes working at home too
And because im dumb ive waisted my whole saturday waiting for him to reply and crying.
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silver--storms · 5 years ago
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50 Questions
Thanks for the tag my lovely girls! @satans-helper @shes-outta-sight
1. what is the color of your hairbrush?
Pink, unfortunately they were out of purple. :/
2. a food you never eat?
Uhh...I’m sooo not picky with food, I’ll pretty much eat anything. I guess fish sticks?? 
3. are you typically too warm or too cold?
I fluctuate rapidly between the two at all times and it’s super annoying. 
4. what were you doing 45 minutes ago?
I was at walmart getting cat litter, lol ~exciting~
5. what is your favourite candy bar?
I love Heath bars and York Peppermint Patties. 
6. have you ever been to a professional sports event?
Five? Four baseball, one NBA. 
7. what is the last thing you said out loud?
“Fuck, idk what to get Shelby.” lol @cantbehandled-ever
8. what is your favourite ice cream?
Birthday cake!!
9. what was the last thing you had to drink?
Unfortunately Pepsi, I really wanted a gingerale but walmart was out and I was dying of thirst. First time I’ve had a pepsi in about ten years lol.
10. do you like your wallet?
I looove my wallet, however I need a bigger purse tbh. I have a GVF wallet that the lovely @shes-outta-sight gifted me for my bday :)
11. what was the last thing you ate?
A ham and cheese sandwhich :)
12. did you buy any new clothes last weekend?
I bought new scrubs, does that count? lol
13. the last sporting event you watched?
Oh god, probably a bears game back in October? 
14. what is your favourite flavour of popcorn?
Kettlecorn and actual movie theater popcorn!
15. who is to last person you sent a text message to?
@shes-outta-sight lol about to video chat
16. ever go camping?
Yes! I used to go all the time when I was younger, would love to sometime this summer, it’s been too long. 
17. do you take vitamins?
I take a multi-vitamin and I am going to start taking vitamin D as well as Iron supplement, because apparently I’m “dangerously deficient” according to my doc.  
18. do you go to church every sunday?
I went to church every sunday, wednesday, thursday and friday for 18yrs of my life, no, i’m good on that. 
19. do you have a tan?
I’m so white, I’m practically translucent. 
20. do you prefer chinese food or pizza?
Fuck me, those are my two facs... I...Chinese. 
21. do you drink your soda with a straw?
Yup! Unless I don’t have on me, then I don’t use one. 
22. what colour socks do you usually wear
Black, always lol.
23. do you ever drive above the speed limit?
I try to stay within 5mph over, but sometimes I catch myself with my new car, baby has a fast engine. 
24. what terrifies you?
The dark and spiders.
25. look to your left, what do you see?
My kitty Eris is asleep on my lap. 
26. what chore do you hate?
Dishes, the worst. Oh laundry too.
27. what do you think of when you hear an Australian accent?
The beach.
28. what’s your favourite soda?
I don’t drink soda, but if I had no other options, I’d choose a sprite or some sort of clear soda. 
29. do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive-thru?
I prefer the drive-thru, the less social interaction, the better!
30. who’s the last person you talked to?
@satans-helper :)
31. favourite cut of beef?
Flank steak or ribeye. 
32. last song you listened to?
“Goodnight Chicago” - Rainbow Kitten Surprise :) HIGHLY REC THE BAND
33. last book you read?
I’m still currently reading The Help!
34. favourite day of the week?
Saturday :)
35. can you say the alphabet backwards?
Yes! 
36. how do you like your coffee?
Black like my soul
37. favourite pair of shoes?
I’m a total slut for boots, any combat or chelsea boots will do. 
38. at what time do you normally go to bed?
If I work, I’m asleep by 11:30/12am, if I am off...2am??
39. at what time do you normally get up?
If I work, 5am, if I’m off, 8:30am. 
40. what do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets?
Sunsets 
41. how many blankets are on your bed?
3
42. describe your kitchen plates?
Correle ( think that’s how it’s spelled?) set white, with little red dots all over them. 
43. do you have a favourite alcoholic beverage?
Whiskey and Tequila, literally anything with those included, I’m cool. 
44. do you play cards?
Yes, I love cards! I love any card or board game tbh
45. what colour is your car?
“Lunar silver” which basically means that if you look at it in the light, it’s iridescent/rainbow shine.
46. can you change a tire?
Yes, but I haven’t in a long time!
47. what is your favourite state/province?
I really liked Wyoming, but Wisconsin is pretty amazing. 
48. favourite job you’ve ever had?
My current job! Ophthalmology Technician. 
49. how did you get your biggest scar?
I cracked my skull and had to have brain surgery. 
50. what did you do today that made someone else happy?
Hmm. I think I made @satingrass-maidensfair feel a little better about recent bs? Maybe???? 
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@mountainofthesunn @1800endmeplease @cantbehandled-ever @karrotkate @michaalien @woman-ina-dream
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I am glad she seems to have settled down this year. Idk how to put it but last year and until not so long she was always on ig stories of her friends partying and all and maybe that is a reason why her and Tim distanced until the king premier but now she looks more domestic? More like fully focused on her bf idk I guess it makes them happier like that and I am happy for them if that's the truth
Hi anon,
Let’s go by parts okay, I agree what you said , yeah. I think first there is nothing wrong on being a teenager like she was , she just turned 20 , she is still pretty young, and having fun with friends, cause I never truly see her doing nothing bad, going out for dancing and eating with them, is normally what teens do, until I was in these days I used to go parties as well and know being a normal teen. After age started to come I just don’t like these places anymore, too loud for me, and annoying people lol.
I did saw she become calmer, I think in her case maybe wasn’t just age, but being on a relationship like these scale, and she starting to get more famous with her movies as well needed her to be more private about herself as well, it’s a pretty different path than she was a few years ago.
I am not attacking you or whatsoever, just saying as it the circumstances presented this year okay? Timmy’s year already started right away after all the award seasons, when she was also in LA during this time with him, then after all the awards, he started already doing TFD, he shot for a month and half in France, Lily was seem in Paris back this time as well, during shooting os also her movie DREAMLAND, she went to Paris with her friend Alana, who if you don’t know worked on TFD as well (he is Harrison Ford grandson) so POSSIBLY they met during this time, cause there is stories from all three together (actually he took photos of both girls).
Than she continued to shoot DREAMLAND, and then TImmy right after he finished TFD, he went right away to DUNE pre-production. They met in Paris for her bday, on May and after that she started her movie VOYAGERS. Get where aí am going? They were busy all year with personal projects they couldn’t be always together, both finished their projects, Timmy first, than Lily when finished comeback to NY, and those few days before the opening in Venice, there are sightings of them back together, cause well, they weren’t working anymore, and the rest I think we know better after the first premiere, is more fresh 😉.
I am happy that you feel good for them, that’s only what a fan could expect from him, be happy for him. Have a nice day.
In case you want to know things by date, I could just say to you see my friend timeline @mrchalamet-mrstyles it’s on her headline, in case matters to you.
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