#i rly wanna fuckin uhh go to good will

[thesoftestcowboy]

thoughts on the colors red, blue, green, and yellow? any comments on the shapes triangle, square, or circle?? rhombus

first of all i gotta tell you that im enjoying this ask twice as much cause i got multiple spam asks since yesterday and did not expect an actual question... anyway. im gonna answer this 200% in earnest, as it should be, obviously (yes i actually did write this out, strap in ig)

red: listen i know everyones favorite color seems to be blue for some reason but red is RIGHT THERE. i heard somewhere that not all languages differentiate the same colors as english (and other european languages), but the first color after light/dark there will be a word for is usually red. idk if thats true but seems plausible, cause yknow whats red? fuckin berries to eat, also blood (either concerning or also to eat, ig). cavepeople knew red was important business. also its pretty and you use it to make pink.

blue: not to imply that blue isnt also good. its got a range. looks very fresh. i do like a teal-ish blue but others are cool also. its really rare in nature ig? but if it does occur its looks rly good! (im saying this rn cause my desktop wallpaper has blue flowers lmao) also if i had a cent for every time i had dreams with intense, seemingly really significant blue night skies, i'd have 2 cents, which isnt much but weird etc etc.

green: ok i like green but, unpopular opinion time, i want neither a green couch nor a green kitchen. i want a pink couch and a blue kitchen. that being said green fucks and is part of some iconic things, such as HES GEEN, and also my favorite song green soop by dooboo, which references the fact that soups can be green (@geminyde)

yellow: finally yellow is super underappreciated. im kinda mad that yellow doesnt suit me super well in clothes cause theres so many cool yellow things id want on a shirt. people only ever think of bright neon yellow but it also had SHADES.

now, the shapes. people at art school will try to convince you that these have some deeper meaning and even a gender (??) cause some guy whose name i forgot claimed they do and thats bs. heres the actual truth about them. triangle pointy. also an instrument! theyre really flexible cause they can have wildly different angles and like?? thats different from squares, which are literally all the same, except for size ig? but thats nice it gives them a sense of stability. theyre ol reliable. ever wonder why they had town squares but never town triangles? well,

anyway the circle is most definitely the princess of shapes. you might think its really basic compared to like uhh a trapezoid or whatever cause you learn about it in kindergarten, but its so fucked up it has ZERO angles?? but then if you wanna render it its got a huge amount of angles/into infinity instead? you can calculate any shapes area with basic maths basically but ohh noo not the circle. its soo special. we love that for him but you gotta be honest.

ngl i had to look up what a rhombus is and its just idk a Raute ig. its a rectangle who wants to be special. which is fine we all need some attention sometime but like, its a rectangle on its side. its doing its own thing. i think it should have a different english name tho tbh. rhombus reminds me of the name rhonda and that has a different vibe. idk if that one was also a question or just an addition tbh but there u go

so thats it thanks for asking like comment subscribe

[cherpbooboo]

idfk if u get like. enough positivity in this bitch so here's my positivity

just got to page goddamn 17 w one of my rp partners and it's literally only been 2 weeks. we consistently reply like, 5-10 times a day (rly depends tbh one day we did like, 20ish replies) w/ 2-6 paragraph replies. I'm verified but they aren't and I am so so tempted to be like please get verified I wanna do more shit w you. I am literally so fuckin autism about our ocs and I think if they ever DC I might delete Cherp forever. after 7ish in-rp months of stupid bitches pining they finally went on a date and I'm just sitting here, knowing this is the time they usually clock out of the rp mines, just refreshing and sobbing bc they're asleep.

that's my positivity anyway do any of you bitches (positive) ever go damn I can see this roleplay finding a natural conclusion and this rp partner is so consistent and cool that it might approach so you're like uhh how do I extend this. they can't just retire to washingin state and just fuck forever. like yeah that's what they're gonna do but girliepop I am not rping that for the next century.... fuck them up more... (Weeping openly).

okay probably last unrelated idea. y'all ever know an rp is gonna go well but you get so like... maybe not bored but quietly fed up w doing so much ooc to start roleplays that you ghost while you recuperate the vibes needed to do ooc so u can just get to the real meat of the shit. that's me I have an unanswered chat just sitting there bc while I love them n rly wanna do that rp my brain is like if I have to decide anything I'm gonna block every prompt on Cherp and then myself

- 🥯 anon (no bagels today, just pasta. mixed tomato + meat sauce w Alfredo and it slaps ass)

Ah bagel anon my beloved

Ur so real and (platonically) sexy for this.

I’m glad everything’s going good for you!

[miscellaneous--bones]

Y'know, until i cut my hair, this quarentine was like any other fuckin summer (y'know before i was thinkin abt all the time ill get to chill and reek havoc with my new trailor park friends) but now.. I've got short hair again, ive got bangs now, im wanting a new wardrobe... Fuck.

[littlebabycrybtch]

ppl rly still use the ‘not oppressed enough’ excuse to not care abt certain minorities like... imagine thinking that Not being racist or homophobic or w/e is like, an incredible thing of you and the only standard you should ever have to meet... like wow you arent a bigot thats so cool of you please pat yourself on the back immediately and never worry abt any other groups or issues ever again.... like sjdhfjksd imagine thinking not oppressing ppl legally and systematically means you should feel like you Won Morals or smth..... thts so fuckin LAZY its laughable like i. ‘[blank] isnt oppressed’ ok well, give yourself a gold star for doing the basic human decency shit and work on widening it so ppl who are suffering arent also miserable just bc You dont rly wanna care abt em... like bro if theyre gonna stay miserable w/o your help, you literally cannot keep expecting them to stop asking you to care... thats so WILDLY selfish im losing it this is Maddening like WHat the fuck is wrong with you and your sympathy skills if you think activism is just copying a handful of the ‘right’ stances and then boom you Reached the Good Person level, you won and never have to actively put in effort to care again, you Won you can stop having to try now thank god right,

[vanityloves]

anyways im gonna listen to/read the fuckin...rise of the ogre shit bc ive been putting it off 🪓🥴 im gonna put stuff under the cut bc im gonna be TALKING n dont wanna make a new post everytime

piss

ok he performed for 2 pounds 50. which is basically $3 today i- well it was absolutely a power play on his father behalf that also had the promise of money so.

also lol he said Rejection fueled my ambitions which, yknow,, i already knew but it still hurts and i will continue to talk ab it xoxo

AH HELP. "...if ebay had been invented at the time he would've sold me online there and then,"

"man hands on misery to man, yknow"

THEN PROCEEDS TO CONNECT IT TO MUSIC/HIS CAREER. this man said :) the one thing i truly have a passion for. the one thing i fucking like.

oh yeah. bullied by students AND teachers.

oh god hes 42ish during this interview? ok.

the fuckin school bully saying he wouldve acted differently if he knew what hed become

getting called "faceache", then proceeds to call 2d that. jfc he really does just repeat what everyone says. really "treating others how i was treated/how they treat me"

maybe thats why? hes kinder to fans? bc :] you support me and like me so, ok ill return that energy

MURDOC GETTING HIS ASS BEAT N PARADING HOME LIKE WELL I WON BC 'I PISSED YOU OFF' SJDJD

a real rowdy boy. absolute nasty boy. fraud and arson... shooting ppls windows with his air pistols

black sabbath being a huge inspiration? fucking absolutely.

became a satanist n shit at age 16? "it fitted me like a glove" "heavy metal and devil worshipping became my favorite past times" ajsj funny that ppl in trying times often seek religion or following of some sort

heavy metal being his favorite, n loving the clash, while hannibals was more punk based

hannibal breaking murdocs nose for the 2nd and 3rd time for playing his music on hannibals turntable

he doesnt sound that bitter? ab hannibal? he doesnt sound incredibly fond but he talks ab how he got him into a lot of music. so, i imagine they we're a bit closer than i thought?

international baccalaureate in antisocial? anthropology?

MURDOC IS ACTUALLY SMART HE WAS JUST. NOT INTERESTED IN THE SUBJECTS? I GUESS? (also,,, he literally Built cyborg noodle and i think he had a PhD too lol. but its always nice to hear hes actually...yknow, interested or good at other things)

alright but murdoc having a fascination w/ other cultures - or at least some interests, that lead him to actually study the damn subject and "pass with flying colors"

'fuck college though. im gonna be a rockstar'

he sold his soul at 18ish? whenever the fuck he got kicked out but college was mentioned so my brain goes to 18ish idk

he lived with his father still and paid rent via low paying jobs one including 'part time dressing as santa'

help he was ab to take a Personal Job for quick cash and uhh well, "still made me call him sir though" he really said 20 dollars is 20 dollars, huh "that story was totally true"

alright, 1997,,,

2d stuff

loves zombie stuff? thats really cute, and is freaked out by the way they move. god he rambles

both he and murdoc are horses in the chinese zodiac

[[jfc ok if the official shit compares them a lot i understand why ppl ship them but Dont. its a narrative foil and that doesnt always mean Romance jfc.]]

SUMTHINK.

truly... a lil stinker. super cute bouncing baby and a "bit thick" which is stull so endearing to me. hes just a happy man!

excitable 10 year old and would dance around his room

jfc the fact he has normal/caring parents. i kinda forget how opposite hes supposed to be from murdoc but i think thats another thing jsjsysg (murdoc said why isnt my tragic story making me famous why does he get to be the Star. no wonder he acts like a loon)

i still dont get how gettin bonked by a tree branch made him go bald and also turn his hair blue

big tiddy nurse mommy,,,

went to the same school as The Cure and got decent grades despite hittin the noggin quite hard. WANTED TO BE A STORM CHASER... OMG??

oh thats really cute, hed bond with his dad by building keyboards toegther 🥺💕

messed around with paints and graffiti? artistic king

MURDOC AGAIN: QHDJ 'VILLANOUS' GANG HELP

oh yeah d day...new instruments, new band, new singer - and 'had to be the best or no dice' and absolutely CONFIDENT that his songs were bangers ajsjd

but on that same note, had absolute faith (or desperate) in 2d which i love

ransacked the fucking music shop jdjdj and 2d said he was Just Standing There behind the counter the whole shift hdhdh

"thats when your eye came out, yeah" "yeah!-" HELP WHY DOES HE SOUND SO HAPPY AB IT ?? yes he said ut hurt but he sounds...ok

jfc murdoc ragdolling this poor mf around. dunking him and slapping him around. actually? so incredibly terrible and abusive and i hate him for that 🔫 im sorry 2d stans. we dont condone that behavior here ong.

how and why the FUCK did 2d's parents allow that fucker near their child after that i??? help. wtf. his moms a nurse why didnt she just have murdoc sit in plain view of other people. god damn.

2d flying out the window n hitting the curb "whoops"

"just two black holes...[ah] it looked great...a blue hair, blacked eyed GOD- the girls would go wild-" "pretty boy looks" ???? HELP. HE DOESNT GO LIGHT ON THE COMPLIMENTS, HUH

RUSS TIME

oh yeah, he straight up kiddnapped this man help. idk how he managed that, russ is a Big Man??

AND MURDOCS MUSIC WAS SO FUCKING SEXY GOOD that russel said hm alright ill stay, :] out ifbhis owm free will im screaming.

"oh this is one of them febreeze commercials" "uh . yeah sure. *murdoc turning on his Sick Tunes*" but that either means? it was just his guitar playing the convinced russ? unless he and 2d recorded sumn?

"2d was the looks, murdoc the brains, then russel truly was the heart"

'while 2d and murdoc liked music, this man was a MUSICIAN' god fucking bless this book holy shit ny man russ getting some respect. he said back hurts from carrying this band.

murdoc basically heard this guy had big trauma that gave him So Many Skills n said "thats what i want" ok idk thats actually really? inch rest ting to me. seems that murdocs fine handing out compliments but i guess that where his charisma really helps out yeah?

"he was going to be in my band whether he liked it or not" ...murdoc-

HELP. 2D IS LIKE BRO GO ON IM LISTENING 🥺 despite hearing the story 50-60 times and murdoc said fuck off you lil shit.

ok irrelevant but i love his voice! its super comforting n nice to listen to 🥺

HELP MURDOCS SO BITTER. "NOTHING THAT HAPPENS TO US IS NORMAL" WELL YEAH. THIS IS TRAUMA CENTRAL.

idk how/why he sucked up all his friends souls though ... how are they all possessing the same person. they said "its my turn on The Russ"

DELL IS HIS ACTUAL, LITERAL SOULMATE...KING...😭

went to a private school,,, and was already possessed? and the thing where he gets bigger and smaller is a reoccurring thing?

was in a coma for 4 years?

hiphop machine...time and history...the ultimate set i guess.

his knowledge was infinite and hes a "Renaissance man" hes so fucking smart our king. jack of all trades but a master of drums. he said i know im good and what of it

PAULA.

HELP. HE RMBRS THE STALL: CUBICAL NUMBER 3 🥴 IF I DO RECALL 🤤

yes russel our king. fuck up his nose 5 more times. probably stunted his growth too. he shrunk after russ gave him a wallop im sure

why dies paula sound like tracer overwatch

also only dated 2d for 2 months before joining the band?

HELP SHE REALLY WAS THE FIRST MURDOC FUCKER: "but when i saw murdoc with his thick greasy hair, green teeth and yellow skin i thought 'oh this is the ine for me!'" "OH HES SUCH A DANDY-" HELP ME IM HQJDHD

sick in the head...like i want to hurt people help girl. shes fucking Crazy. but she rly said damn i didnt hear back from him again 😭 and my purse is gone JSHHD

MURDOC: SHE WAS DEPRESSINGLY UGLY *still fucked her*

NOODLE TIME

"small japanese person!"

2d: we werent gorillaz until noodle arrived!

im dying the reason he chose gorillaz. 'swinging through the jungle baring my ass'

noodle really said "im just happy to be here" and she balanced everyone out 😭 "she gave off pure love and the fact that she could laugh at murdoc REALLY helped too" RUSS... IS BABY

JFC MURDOCS SO FUCKING CONFIDENT IN THIS BAND IM LIVING FOR THAT. HE SAID YOU WANT US SO BAD IT MAKES YOU LOOK STUPID. THE CHARISMA

2d rambling ab some girl he met and "ssSs" "whats the s stand for hawhaw" "i dont know!".

THE RECORD LABEL GUY.

one song is all it took i ❤ good for them

just murdoc talking ab the party that they threw for thier deal and saying "you dont know how much of a dick i felt like [when carrying one of those huge checks]" like oh thats whatll make you a dick? alright.

A FOOD FIGHT THAT WENT SO HARD THAT IT KNOCKED 2DS TONSILS OUT? WHAT THE FUCK

ahshdj damon and murdoc not getting along bc of Rival Band One Uppery + damon calling murdocs cuban heels crap since ge wore steel ones with gold spurs.

MURDOC FEELIN EMBARRASSED BC HES 'QUITE PROUD OF HIS SHOES'

but the band and damon getting over music and their ambitions and became a "paternal figure"

HELP MURDOC SAID AWIOGA @ RACHEL WHICH MADE HER THROW HER DRINK IN HIS FACE AND SPLIT FROM 2D. kinda sad actually, she said i still like 2d but murdoc kinda ruined it by trying to get it in with me, it put a strain in our relationship :/ oh god murdocs That Dude

nov 31 1998: started recording :]

40 tracks that got cut down to 15 holy shit

KONG STUDIOS 🤲

hooking up cameras in every room ejdjsu

webby artist of the year in 2006? holy shit

noodle learning ab kong studios omfg

JFC. YES I KNEW KONG WAS BUILT ON/IN A CEMETERY BUT I DIDNT KNOW PPL FOR THE FUCKING PLAGUE WHERE THROWN THERE HDJD

built in 1739?

the ghost of the first owners ghost still roams around in the kitchen in the early hours and moans 'aaa glass of water'

theres some rotting bullshit near the studios and in the summer its fucking TERRIBLE

the former owners were a biker gang, and they all died in a fire

murdoc said this place has bad vibes. i want it.

grim weather

the building feels impossible to escape from huHgg

[elvencantation]

gyadl ep15 liveblog

-wow ok we just started and i’m already annoyed at xxc

-not that it takes much fo me to be annoyed at him 😂

-he’s a dick

- oh my god shut up literally nobody cares

-let. go. of. her.

-‘as long as i can help you, i’ll do anything’ dude u think ur romantic, but ur just being a creep

- THE FUCK?!?

-DONT LOOK SO FUCKIN PLEASED WITH URSELF HONG LAN

-poor gremlin didi waiting out there alone...

-oh no lfs looks so happy when lc comes back cause he thinks he’ll bring tianying with him 😭

-oh no worried lfs

-my hearttt

-ughhh i don’t want tianying to blame herself for xu dad being a dick and xxc being a judgmental noodle!!

-oh no gremlin didi saw them together

-wait did xxc take advantage of gremlin didi’s honesty to fuck with his literal best friend and the girl he likes??

-ughhh ofc it is

-i hate xxc and hong lan conspiring 😒

-SHAME ON YOU XXC

-awww gremlin didi lied about seeing tianying so as to not upset his da ge 😭

-ughhh no don’t call him tianying!! he’s creepily fondling ur photo!

-uhh… i see this going one of two ways. and both i don’t like. if xxc stands up to these assholes and gets them arrested, she’ll be proud of him. if he gets beat up trying to get them arrested, she’ll also be proud of him but then theres the added benefit of him being injured

-ah yes, let’s throw cabbages that’ll totally help

-(wheres everyone getting all these cabbages is my question. are they just- carrying them around? like yes i must go buy dumplings. don’t forget to bring a cabbage dear!)

-why are they thanking him??? he told the policemen not to follow the assholes??

-IM SO ANNOYED THATS ALL IT TOOK FOR HER TO FORGIVE HIM

-MAYBE POLICE ARE NOT AS BAD AS PEOPLE SAY THEY ARE???

-DID YOU NOT SEE THE LITERAL BRIBERY GOING ON IN FRONT OF UR NOSE??

-hhhhhh im so annoyed

-POLICE AND DOCTORS DO NOT HAVE THE SAME MISSION YOU KNUCKLHEAD!

-I JUST WANT HIM TO SHUT UP

-ugh and it’s back to hong lan babying lfs. and not in a cute way

-and xxc coming to team up against him 😒

-don’t smile at him like that xxc HIS HANDS ARE FINE NOW!!!

-UGHHHHH I HATE THEM BOTH SM

-UR MAKING MY BOY LFS SAD AND I CANT FORGIVE THAT

-wtf did she burn herself on purpose so lfs would feel bad for her??

-my boy qikai is here!! and looks so good!

-also i thought he liked xu meimei, not hong lan! stop giving them these moments then!

-NO DONT SUGGEST HE BECOMES HER BODYGUARD WHY ARE U LIKE THIS LIN DA GE

-YAY I GET TO SEE XU MEIMEI AGIAN SHES A SWEET GIRL

-ugh xxc here to ruin the scene. why can’t it just be xu meimei and tianying??

-OH NO I WAS A PROPHET WHEN I MENTIONED PUBLIC LIVE TV PROPOSALS WHY DID I JINX IT

-now i’m straight up angry

-when i said i was pissed off earlier i was incorrect

-I HATE HIM. SO MUCH

-FUCK AND LFS IS THERE???

-IM CRYING. IM CYRING AND IM ANGRY. WHICH IS A CONFUSING FEELING I DONT THINK IVE FELT BEFORE

-SURPRISE MY ASS. THATS STRAIGHT UP CRUEL WHAT THE FUCK XXC

-THERE IS NO FORGIVENESS FOR THIS

-oh mY GOD I RLY DONT WANT ANY MORE SCENES OF HONG LAN AND AND XXC PLOTTING TO MAKE PEOPLE MISERABLE CAUSE THEY THINK THEY KNOW WHAT THEY WANT

-I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MUCH I DONT WANT IT

-NOBODY WANTS TO LOOK AT UR STUPID DRAWINGS XXC

-i literally yelled that

-(i feel a bit bad i wanna gif hong lan in this scene tho cause she looks cute af)

-time to post a very loud video to finish off this liveblog

[softrosyqueen]

tag game thing woo

@loverboy-mercury tagged me to do this tag game thing (thank u erin 💫) and I’m bored so Here We Go!

how tall are you?

5′8

2. what color and style is your hair?

Blonde, below shoulder length, kinda wavey, fine but Thicc, I usually have it in french or dutch braids or a bun bc I’m Lazy and there’s too much of it and someone pls continue to egg me on to cut it lmao

3. what color are your eyes?

Blue 💙

4. do you wear glasses?

Yes I am near sighted and have a slight astigmatism, my perscription is really low but if I don’t wear my glasses everything is Slightly blurry and I’m pretty sure I’m legally required to wear them while driving bc I can’t read street signs for shit without them

5. do you wear braces?

Nope! Never have and don’t plan on gettin them any time soon

6. what is your fashion style?

I literally have no idea one day I look like a fuckin dad on vacation and the next I’ll be a 70’s fairy ??? The goal is Roger Taylor realness?? But most of the time I think I give off deacy vibes

7. full name?

Johanna Nunya Business

8. when were you born?

CANADA 🇨🇦 in a hospital. That’s all the info you’re gonna get from me lmao

9. where are you from and where do you live now?

CANADA, and I live... In Canada. The end.

10. what school do you go to?

I went to university in Ontario for two years (not gonna say which one but it was ..:::: not a gr8 experience) and now I’m working freelance doing editing and videography, sort of want to go to art school in my own province but 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️ we’ll see

11. what kind of student are you?

Profs/teachers either love or hate my writing style, I pay rly close attention and will either do really well or bomb, get HELLA ANXIOUS during exams, will lend a pencil to anyone but not my good pencil, I was once “a joy to have in class”, will call you out if you look like you’re cheating off my test but I won’t stop you

12. do you like school?

I miss it because I’m a Fucking Nerd but when I’m in it I’m a mess

13. what are your favorite subjects?

In high school my faves were art, drama, European history, and English, in Uni my faves were art history, film studies, film production 101, and contemporary issues ! (Kinda like gender studies but more comprehensive???)

14. favorite tv shows?

sex education, mr. robot, the office, parks and rec, b99, please like me, the good place, arrested development, oitnb, skins, snl, stranger things, bojack horseman, breaking bad, dirk gently, baroness von sketch, literally so many more I’m just ..: gonna stop there

15. favorite movies?

borhap (of fucking course), trainspotting, eternal sunshine, the truman show, spirited away, what we do in the shadows, hot rod, the to do list, loving vincent, grand budapest hotel, fight club (sorry for bein a basic bro), swiss army man, frank, papillon, buster’s mal heart, coraline, and again this list is never ending so let’s just ... stop

16. favorite books?

Percy Jackson series, Harry Potter series, airborn series, perks of being a wallflower, looking for alaska (had to do it to em), smoke gets in your eyes, from here to eternity, ???? Uhh?? Dear dumb diary??? I don’t know I don’t read a lot to be honest?? That’s it

17. favorite pastimes?

Dancing in my room to loud music and creating intricate drag dance routines, playin guitar, drinking tea during a rainstorm, journalling

18. do you have any regrets?

Yeah A Few

19. dream job?

Full time filmmaker 👏👏👏👏👏

20. would you like to get married someday?

://////////////////// not really tbh I’m a child of divorce next question

21. would you like to have kids someday?

I might adopt idk ?????? Not really thinkin about it a whole lot

22. how many?

Most likely: 0, but if I found a partner that was down and we were both stable: 1

23. do you like shopping?

I used to like it a lot more before I was actively aware of how bad my social anxiety is and aware of uuhhhhh capitalism ? Yeah. Yeah kinda harshed the vibe.

24. what countries have you visited?

US, and UK.. that’s all

25. what’s the scariest nightmare you’ve ever had?

That’s a Nope from me I’m not gonna legitimize my brain fog ahahha

26. do you have any enemies?

I hope not !!!

27. do you have a s/o?

nope single like a pringle jingle

28. do you believe in miracles?

You will

If you

BELIEEEVE

And that’s the end of the tag I’m gonna tag @r4mimal3k, @bohelpmian, @youworryyouworryshit , @joemazzelloz and anyone else who sees this and wants to do it!! Tag me so I can see it!!! (Also if you’re tagged and don’t wanna do it’s all g)

[littlelovelymemes]

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‘  good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.  ’ ‘  every interaction with a man is a combination TED Talk, valedictorian speech, personal training session, and getting grounded by your dad  ’ ‘  just a small dumb bitch…. living in a lonely ditch  ’ ‘  if anyone wants me ill be in the dirt thinking abt love  ’ ‘  why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time  ’ ‘  YOU’RE A THOT: a Tender Heartwarming Open-minded Treasure  ’ ‘  physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll  ’ ‘  so much is going on!! it’s too much!! i just want to sleep in the forest for 190 years!! i’m tired leave me alone!!  ’ ‘  imagine being a bear. no bills. you can scratch your back on a tree whenever you want. seasonal weight gain is necessary. no judgement for sleeping three months at a time. itt would be beary great.  ’ ‘  shout out. just in general. im just shouting  ’ ‘  what if mike was short for micycle  ’ ‘  u can still be thug as hell even if you cry everyday right  ’ ‘  cause of death: didn’t get attention for five minutes  ’ ‘  walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home  ’ ‘  it’s all fun and gay until you get a crush on her  ’ ‘  my house is haunted because i live here  ’ ‘  you’re not asking for too much you’re just asking the wrong person  ’ ‘  i don’t trust people who don’t like 80s pop music like what are you? straight? grow up  ’ ‘  it’s ok. i mean it’s not ok, but it’s ok.  ’ ‘  do u ever look back at the ppl you used to be friends with and think dear fricken god im glad u are past tense  ’ ‘  i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults  ’ ‘  reverse-evolution. we just go back to being silent amoeba. free of the chains of consciousness. swimming   ’ ‘  yeah.. i don’t get it. just don’t understand any of this. like i just….. don’t get it  ’ ‘  stop breaking your own heart by exaggerating your place in other people's lives  ’ ‘  give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you  ’ ‘  @ people who think i’m attractive: thanks for having low standards  ’ ‘  struggling to keep your rolled up sleeves looking nice is gay culture  ’ ‘  *eats 14 packs of scooby doo fruit flavored gummy snacks* i’m gonna solve mysteries so fucking good  ’ ‘  wouldn’t it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time  ’ ‘  you can’t find me in someone else  ’ ‘  i forget everything and i just think that’s really sexy of me  ’ ‘  mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. happens every day  ’ ‘  i look at you and see wedding bells and children’s names. i’m so fucking sorry i see a future in you and you can’t even see tomorrow in me.  ’ ‘  it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed  ’ ‘  imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute  ’ ‘  i don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot  ’ ‘  sometimes you just need to hear how much you mean to someone  ’ ‘  you BET i’m listening to 80’s love songs every night until valentine’s  ’ ‘  my kink is getting some fuckin sleep  ’ ‘  do the fbi agents have their own fbi agents watching them…  ’ ‘  sometimes i catch myself being salty and i’m like damn????? take a nap?????  ’ ‘  im rly just.. rly tired u know. just so tired  ’ ‘  i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’  ’ ‘  if you can’t handle me at my worst then we have something in common because neither can i  ’ ‘  i listened to green day once and now i’m gay and hate the government  ’ ‘  idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch netflix, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time  ’ ‘  i’m like rlly in the mood 4 uhh…….  being paid lots and lots of money  ’ ‘  i’ve tried opening my mouth and saying words before and i’ve gotta say. i’m not a fan  ’ ‘  say what you want about millennials but at least we don’t lick our fingers to turn a page  ’ ‘  ah yes…the killing curse…fre shavaca do  ’ ‘  self care is actually getting in fights with randoms in dark alleys  ’ ‘  im permanently emotionally damaged but it’s chill, i’m chill  ’ ‘  hearing the girl you like calling you baby in a soft voice is like having your heart fall down 7 flights of stairs and exploding  ’ ‘  i don’t wanna sound soft but a bitch could use a hug  ’ ‘  i need my space unless you’re the right person then don’t go anywhere  ’ ‘  first recorded attack by AI on humankind was when i asked my home assistant to play some music i might like and she put on katy perry  ’ ‘  momma didn’t raise a quitter but she did raise a fool and it turns out those two things are a terrible combination  ’ ‘  are cute dates and rough sex too much to ask for  ’ ‘  your sketchers don’t even light up so i don’t really think i can trust you as a wingman tonight  ’ ‘  it’s march and like, you know what? that’s fucked up. literally, it was march this time last year too, and what’s up with that? like, a year has passed since it was last march, what the fuck ?  ’

[uniformbravo]

uhh indirectly tagged by @kittensintinytophats​ lol (it looked fun,,)

Rules: answer twenty-one questions, then tag twenty-one people you’d like to get to know better!

Nicknames: NONE im just called rieley

Zodiac: capricorn

Height: 5′7″

Last Movie Seen: spiderverse babey

Last Thing I Googled: wit studio! they’re the ones behind that music video i reblogged & i wanted to see what else they’d done (snk, ancient magus bride, after the rain)

Fav. Musicians: damn ok uh i dont rly follow musicians unless they’re on yt so off the top of my head (links lead to yt vids by the respective artist): eve, marasy, fb piano anime, kokoko6891/katsurank, frederic, yorushika, & perfume but honestly i rly do just find most of my music thru anime so my library has a ton of variation in artists

Song Stuck in My Head: the honda-san ed pleas e it’s so good and cute

Other Blogs: musicaltincan (art blog) & novembergolf (music blog)

Do I Get Any Asks: occasionally!

Following: 333 (omg i didnt notice)

Followers: 651 here & 356 on the art blog

Amount of Sleep: hmm i know i need like 9 hrs but lately ive been getting like around 6 or 7?

Lucky Number: idk lol 11:10 maybe

What I’m Wearing: not to call myself out but this pair of jeans ive been wearing for like 2 weeks straight, some socks & this navy blue tank top that i’ve had on forrr maybe a week?? im awful!

Dream Job: anything that makes me happy tbhhh

Dream Trip: srry for another vague answer but honestly just anywhere that’s cool that i’d have a good time at lol,,,, it’d be cool to go to a disney park outside of the us but i wouldn’t feel comfortable going to a foreign country unless i or someone i was going with knew the language.,.,, anxietie babey

Fav. Food: i rly love.... inari

Play Any Instruments: piano!! used to do violin in middle school but it’s been so long that that’s basically irrelevant now!

Languages: just english! im like half-assedly studying japanese tho (better than no-assedly at least)

Fav. songs: fuck what the fuck. im gonna limit myself to a quick 5:

this acapella cover of world revolving bc im listening to it rn & it fuckin slaps

sparkle by radwimps (from your name)

hikari e by fran chou chou (zombieland saga ed) fuckign beautiful i,,,, cried the first time i heard the full version LOL (i cant explain in words how much i love this one)

flashback by miyavi (kokkoku op)

fighter by bump of chicken (march comes in like a lion ed1)

for you by rie fu (wandering son ed) ((i kno i said only 5 but i just remembered this song))

Random Facts: i have a pair of pointy tweezers by my laptop as a like a fidget toy kinda thing & every time i start playing w/ it im lowkey scared im gonna accidentally poke myself in the eye, 2nd fact my back hurts

Describe Yourself Using Aesthetic Things: ok um. that point late at night where everything finally goes quiet & there’s nothing but the dead silence of the night & the various noises made by you. the far off sound of someone practicing piano, making plenty of mistakes but still learning nonetheless. astoundingly beautiful cuts of animation captured in gifs to be celebrated online. the sensation of cold water hitting your skin on a hot summer day. the end

ok im not tagging 21 whole ass ppl wtf thats so many???? i dont even feel like taggin anyone rn tbh. @saigems​ for sure but other than that idk, do it if u wanna, thats what i did! tag me so i can see ur music recs lol

[leahbrenner]

and now for the second nerd ..,, a fuckn nervous wreck who likes computers & action movies !! can u say #relatable 

( alycia debnam carey, cis female, she/her ) —— oh, look! it’s our favorite camper, LEAH BRENNER. their file says they are EIGHTEEN years old and reside in the POSEIDON cabin. i hear they’re actually EARNEST and QUICK WITTED, but they can get kinda WEAK-WILLED and EXCITABLE. rumor has it SHE’S WATCHED ALL THE MISSION IMPOSSIBLE MOVIES FIVE TIMES OVER. but hey, what do you expect? it’s in their blood.

introducing this FUCKING NERD !!! go and look up nerd in the dictionary and her picture is there

adopted by a jewish couple from the edges of memphis in tennessee and was fuckn all over the place as a child, has adhd & dyslexia like most demigod kids but obvs didnt know it was cause she was a demigod ! her mum was a school counsellor and her dad was a chiropractor, has two older brothers, one of whom is also adopted

uhH as a kid of the big 3 there were always monsters kinda lurkin on the edges of her life but everyone always dismissed it as leah having an overactive imagination and she just kinda ended up believing it and going w it

as she got older though it became more and more unsafe wherever she went -- switched schools a bunch of times and had to leave every one & it made her really upset cause she was doing her best !!!! and she rly wanted to learn !! but she just kept bouncin all over the place 

until finally a keeper found her when she was 11 and realized she was a demigod and she ended up at camp half blood and wow ?? she was honestly so happy to have somewhere she belonged and somewhere she could stay that she didn’t even care nobody would claim her ( spoiler alert: it’s cause poseidon didnt wanna own up to having a kid ) and she had to stay in the hermes cabins for years until percy forced the gods to claim their kids 

she was originally only staying for the summer but then when she tried to go back to school, now that she knew it was SO much worse & she almost died -- only managed to survive cause she jumped into some random person’s backyard pool and the colchis bull that was after her couldnt swim so she just treaded water for 3 hours ( she looks back on that like ?? how did i not realize poseidon was my dad ??? ) until eventually it got bored and left

anyway after that she was super spooked and kept her weapon with her ( a pair of fighting knives ) until she could go back to camp half blood to stay. after that she stayed year round. her family moved to new york ( the mainland tho, not the island that’s too expensive ) so she could visit them for short periods of time like for chanukah, purim, birthdays

anyways yeah shes a fuckn nerd. loves action movies like indiana jones, james bond, john wick etc and video games ( cries over the endings but she’d never admit it ) and recently she got rly into computing & programming and stuff !!! she just thinks it’s so cool like all those nerdy badass computer hackers in films even tho she knows it’s not actually like that and her dream is to one day go to mit for like computer science & video game design, once she figures out how to control her fckn powers and control the mist and keep monsters Away

sweet gal who just wants everyone 2 b happy !! this means she can sometimes be a pushover or a people pleaser, esp cause poor girl has anxiety and gets really fuckn stressed out when she thinks people are disappointed in her, will go to crazy lengths to make sure they aren’t ! honestly its exhausting ..... someone save her from herself

very very smart, very quick witted but she tends to jump to conclusions. talks the way she thinks -- a mile a minute, jumping from one topic to the next w lightning fast speed !! dont get her started on anything she’s passionate or excited about -- but honestly she gets excited about everything so ? -- she’s already talks a lot but when she’s excited she just becomes an absolute rambly MESS and her accent comes out really thick and good luck trying 2 understand her !!

since she grew up totally landlocked she didn’t realize how much she loved water -- like, pretty much the extent was that she liked taking long showers sdfjlsdljfs -- but now that she’s at camp halfblood she can’t get enough, it really really calms her anxiety and she feels so much more at peace & secure in the water. kinda overwhelmed by her powers tho and tries not to use them if she can

bisexual, gets crushes way too easily and acts like a fuckin Dork around anyone she finds attractive ok???

yeah wow.. i luv her ...... pls come & luv her with me 

[machudson]

heeeeey i was tagged by sammy @pyrofleurs 

rules: answer the questions and then tag blogs u want to get to know better 

NIckname(s): i have had so many in the past but currently only astro... have been considering going by abigail but that hasn't happened, also if you called me tanrine/tanni id probably respond lmao 

Gender: cis girl! Sign: libra sun, aries moon, sagittarius rising i believe? i don't remember for sure but it's in my about 

Height: 5′2 I think! 

Time: writing this its 8:43 pm, but I'm writing on a plane with no wifi so ill surely post it several hours later :") (lol im posting this at 2:50 pm the next day)

Fav band(s): the blow, !!!, patd, fob.... sleigh bells, marian hill (a band and not a single artist! surprise!) uhh i have more but six is enough 

Fav solo artist(s): i guess lorde and crj? im looking through my library and it's almost entirely bands lmao. lana del rey is good too. and lady gaga 

Last movie I saw: i don't even know dude. i was present in a room where little rascals was playing but I don't remember shit 

Last show I watched: steben uniberse lmao 

When did I create my blog: uhh I joined tumblr in oct 2015 but this specific blog? i think i made it in late spring 2017. idrk tho 

What do I post: random funney posts, some splatoon, basically anything vaguely relating to bup lmao. lov thos kids.... 

Last thing I googled: 'are rabbits rodents' i heard they weren't and wanted to get some proof. they aren't rodents they're lagomorphs 

Do I have any other blogs: OH YOU BET! my only rly active sideblog is my music blog as of rn. i also have. a torbjorn blog. as well as several previous accounts, also like sixty saved urls, a couple art blogs i rarely use, and a Secret Bup Blog (shhhhh) 

Do I get asks: decently often! i like getting asks they're fun. sometimes they're really weird though. i love getting them anyways 

Why did I choose my url: it's from a song that I listened to on repeat for like twelve hours after hearing it for the first time fhjdd i was planning to go to a nonfandom URL and it was free and it's a nice URL so ! 

Following: like 62.... quite a few of those are inactive art blogs lol. at one point literally half the blogs I had been following were torbjorn blogs. i was a weird 13 year old 

 Followed by: 187! i have more followers on my torbjorn blog lmao Average hours of sleep: like.... 6-10? sometimes less? im an early bird who doesn't fall asleep till like 11:30 and then wakes up at like 6. it's great. 

Lucky number: 6! What am I wearing: camp tshirt, leggings (with pockets hell yeah), quirky socks, and a bra I've slept in for like five days. lmao. bonus ive got earbuds and they're Orange Dream job: no fuckin clue man. current/realistic goal is work at rei and do art on the side. who knows tho Fav food: ooh damn im not sure? beef teriyaki is tasty af tho 

Nationality: I'm. american. that's all there really is to say rip. i think my distant ancestry is spanish colonists rip 

Fav song: i dunno how to pick just one but CURRENTLY, subtle thing - marian hill, balaclava - arctic monkeys.. and just like my whole love/war playlist in general lol 

Last book I read: enders game, as assigned summer reading lol. i have to read the alchemist but I Don't Wanty 

Top 3 fictional universes I wanna join: i have no fuckin clue uhh. bup? im comfortable in this universe just delete donal trunkf 

 I GET TO TAG 5 PEOPLE HEY you don't have to do this if you don't want to but If You Do, @cohockcharge @iyasplash @takeruminamoto @idontactuallyeatflowers @unusualpastel

[upward-movement]

get to know me tag

@pakchoys, an angel, light of my life, tagged me thank you!!!!

How tall are you? uh idk 5 foot something. pretty medium

What color are your eyes? hazel

Do you wear contacts and/or glasses? yeah but i lost them a week ago lol

Do you wear braces? nope! and i wont have to fuck yeah

What is your fashion style? fuckin uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

When were you born? july 5th

Do you have any siblings? an older sister and a younger brother

What school/college do you go to? one of them

What kind of student are you? im a p good student usually! im necessarily not a teachers pet UNLESs i rly like the teacher. but yeah i get shit done and i just genuinely rly like writing essays

What are your favorite subjects? art and english!

What are your favorite movies? how to train your dragons one and two, aliens, and the sixth sense! (this has probably changed at some point in the last two years but i dont feel like thinking about it and this is my go-to answer lol)

What are your favorite pastimes? drawing, searching ao3 for hours in search of dumb fanfics, playing piano and singing

Do you have any regrets? uhh yes?

What’s your dream job? artist. dont ask me to go more in depth i dont fuckin know. i wanna be an artist

Would you like to get married? yes!!!!!

Do you want kids? no!!!!! (im down for 25 cats tho thats what i promised my parents last night)

How many countries have you visited? uh. mine. im gonna go to mexico next summer though, and when my sister graduates high school our grandmas taking us to spain!

What is your scariest dream? idk! i get dumb dreams nothin scary rly happens

Do you have a significant other? nah. who has the time

Put your playlist on shuffle and without skipping put the first 15 songs.

1 : crossfire - stephen

2 : whenever wherever - shakira (yell heah)

3 : cut my hair - mounika ft. cavetown

4 : main theme (yuri alternate) - doki doki literature club (((if for whatever reason ur listening to these, dont listen to this one unless u want spoilers!!!)))

5 : king and lionheart - monsters and men

6 : bottom of the river - delta rae

7 : cold - aqualung and lucy schwartz

8 : no culture - mother mother (((i heard this song for the first time literally an hour ago but i love it)))

9 : the beginning of something really excellent - homestuck

10 : the judge - twenty one pilots

11 : the wolf - siames (((((im fucking obsessed with this one)))))

12 : car radio - twenty one pilots

13 : teen idle - marina and the diamonds

14 : welcome home - radical face

15 : love stuck - mother mother

tagging @ovo-doodles, @pasta-pal, @snarkiwi, @slashpeanut, @dreamersballs, @imhereformysciencefriends and honestly anyone who wants to!! (ps: none of you have to, obviously!) thank you again pakchoys <3

[fangbang]

jesus christ

1.    a song from the year you were born: song 2 by blur 2.    a song that reminds you of school: pumped up kicks by foster the people 3.    a song tied to a specific moment in your life: answered already 4.     a song that is not sung in your native language: reich mir die hand-blutengel 5.     a song over 5 minutes long: oh comely-neutral milk hotel 6.     a song under 2 minutes long: i dont like music under 2 mins long. pisses me off bc it ends too dam soon 7.     an instrumental: rebuilding a planet- brendon small 8.     a classical piece: dont listen 2 it i aint a nerd 9.     a song with no percussion: what the fuck 10.   something you’ve heard performed live: freak on a leash by korn. god fuckin yes 11.   something you’d give ANYTHING to hear performed live: black damask (the fog) by miw. big fav 12.   a song by an artist who’s from where you’re from (town/city/state/country): happy? by mudvayne. theyre from my home town! 13.   a song made suddenly precious because of a special someone: answered 14.   a song made suddenly awful because of a special someone: hatredy by dethklok. Bad Ex actually made me hate metaloc for the longest time but ive gotten over it n reclaimed it since ey 15.   something to BELT SHAMELESSLY/do DIVA HANDS to: answered 16.   something to SCREAM ALONG to: head like a hole-nine inch nails 17.   a song for raging: black me out- against me! 18.   a song that demands lipsyncing into a makeshift microphone: the black parade-mcr 19.   the last song you had stuck in your head: see you again- tyler the creator 20.   a song you’re dying to master all the words to: dude i dunno. dont rly care 21.   a song that you could SLAY at karaoke: the drug in me is you by falling in reverse goddd kill my past emo self 22.   a song you can’t help but dance to: shake it by metro station. jesus christ 23.   a song that makes you want to dance on a table: black candy by danzig 24.   a song that makes you wanna STRIP:  closer by nin always 25.   a song with a great music video: marilyn mansons cover of tainted loves video is so very iconic 26.   a song that makes you act out the music video when you hear it: necessary evil by miw. chris stomps a lot its good 27.   a song with counting: bodies-drowning pool 28.   a song with spelling: america-miw 29.   a song with lots of clapping: what the hell. 30.   a song 40 years older than you: i only listen to music from like. 2000 lol 31.   a song you wish your parents didn’t know the words to: what 32.   a song whose lyrics shocked you once you were old enough to understand them: shrug emoji 33.   a song you have ZERO patience for: blurred lines by whats his fuck. dont remember his name but everything about it is garbage 34.   a song you’d like your favorite artist to cover: miw covered du hast already what more could i want 35.   a great song you discovered thanks to a movie: uhh tear you apart-she wants revenge 36.   a great song you discovered thanks to television: if i had a heart-fever ray 37.   a song you’re ashamed to have in your music library: teen idle- marina & the diamonds 38.   ok what’s the song you were too ashamed to even post for #37: everywhere i go- hollywood undead lmao 39.   the most played song in your music library: probs uhh the perfect drug by nin as of rn 40.   favorite disney song: kidnap the sandy claws bc im a basic goth bitch

[princesiddie]

domestic sharkboye HCs?

:O !!!! i will giv u a bunch !!!!!

he cannot cook !! he iz jst terrible in the kitchen fr whatever reason !!! he iz culinarily illiterate !!!!! link has tried 2 teach him more than once but it just.. never.. works..

hes rly good w kids ? he loves kids !! hes tht adult who always overreacts 2 everythin a baby tells him like they culd say “i found a worm” n hed lose his shit all “:O !!! o wow !!!! really? thats so neat!!! where is it? do you know what kind it is? i wonder what kind of friend hed be!!!!!” its rly cute 2 watch >:0 !!

hes constantly servin looks his style is on fucking point 24/7 he looks real real good next 2 link (n link looks real bad next 2 him wearing four different clashing pattens @ once smh)

he rly likes seafood n fruit :O whnever link cooks 4 him if he makes either of those sidons so fuckin happy like.. he’ll eat anything link makes he loves all of it but if links making him a whole meal its probably gna b smthn like a shrimp or salmon risotto + a citrus tart 4 dessert n like,, sidon wuld vore tht shit in 2 seconds n hed eat link out for a whole ass month jst 4 tht one meal

hes rly smart he went 2 college n then also 2nd college too i bet maybe even like.. 3rd college.. hes real smart he knows a lotta stuff fr some reason im thinkin he likes history ? out here citing stuff abt the goddamn english civil war link ya bf is a goddamn Intellectual™

hh uhh he doesnt like overly sweet sweets,, if smthn has 2 much sugar in it it makes him feel icky n he cn really only hav a handful of bites/sips b4 hes just done ,, he is th opposite of link all those lame fancy ~adult~dessert fr ppl w ~~~refined palates~~~ thts the kinda stuff he likes n in tht respect he likes sweets :O hes much better abt like.. moderation n shit than link culd ever b 

he likes cleaning.. but more so than when u get a random urge to Tidy shit like if u told him he had 2 clean the bathroom hed b like “o ok :)” n then go put on some music n get in2 an old tshirt n just get 2 work no beating around the bush or complaining or “ill do it in 15 minutes” but then u keep saying tht for 3 hours he just Does It he likes doing shit like that he likes like.. improving stuff ? like doing chores to make the house look better n fixing up stuff n painting n ?? shit like that ??? he really likes home depot..

he likes to hold link bc he is Smal n Warm n hes somewhat akin to like .. a human hot water bottle ? its like when u hold ur pet n they r jst so warm against u n ur so happy coz ? ?? like theyre alive ????? i dunno he likes holding link he likes making him feel safe n secure n happy .. is like when u hav a stuffed animal but hes a whole ass boyfriend

uhh uhhhh Every Time link lays across his lap or even is just laying on his tum within reach of his hands sidon Always does booty bongos n link is always “>:-|” coz theyre r only so many times ur bf cn pat ur booty b4 u jst wanna smak him but it ok link dont actually mind it so much n sidon is just endlessly entertained by the way his booty jiggles not + how soft it is not even in like a sexual way its just Fun

[alexandric-blog1]

hey everyone !!! i’m admin sam and i’m super excited for this to finally get started !!! i reside in the est tmz and i go by she/her . this is my baby alexandria ( ya w an i in it sometimes ppl get confused whenever i use this name ) and she is a somewhat pre-existing muse so i already got a good idea on who she is and all that . anyway , without further aideu , here’s alexandria !!!

have you seen ALEXANDRIA BRENNAN? the CISFEMALE look like NATALIA DYER and live in 423. their rent is overdue! that TWENTY-ONE year old always seems to be IMPETUOUS, but you have to admit they are also GREGARIOUS. maybe it’s because they are so busy working as a GROCERY STORE CASHIER.

if u wanna plot , pls like this & we def will , i will hit u up ( or im me , whatever is easiest ) !!!

stats, bio, hc’s and connections here !!!

alex was born on november 15th, 1996 ( making her a scorpio ) in winona, colorado so she has been here her entire life . born and raised baby !!!

growing up, alex was a good angel child literally such a white suburban girl. she had okay-ish grades but tbh just wanted to live up and impress her family ( espec her parents ) bc uhhh middle child syndrome amirite. she has an older brother and younger sister and ofc they are both super smart and shes jus .... alex

once middle school rolled around , sis tweaked and started acting out but so subconsciously she didnt know what was going on ever . like somehow she would accidentally make her science project fuckin uh explode by mixing wrong chemicals or she would accidentally kick a soccer ball right into someones face

but uhh god forbid this chismosa entered high school . she tried to keep up good grades until gr 11/junior year ( whatever u call it ) when the how do u say TEEN ANGST kicked tf in !!!

she was like ‘ uhhh college , who is that ?? i deleted her from my contacts month ago ! ‘ whenever asked about it and pretty much accepted she wasnt going anywhere in life ( even tho she has such an interest in art and shii )queue rebellious teenage phase of getting drunk every weekend and smoking weed heheheh shes SOOOO CRazy !

alex didnt rly get out of her rebellious phase but now it jus kind of a life style ??? like shes kween of impulse !!! any crazy decision she has made is always in the moment and could sometimes lead to bad endings, though that doesn’t stop her now regardless of how many times her dumb ideas have gotten her in trouble

she loves and supports her friends so much crying face emoji <3 but alex herself literally doesnt know how to confront her own damn feelings bc shes a chismosa

^ also , even though she doesn’t like expressing herself and acknowledging her feelings , when she needs to let things out , it’s generally in a very explosive or mood swing-y way. she can lash out over little things if something has been building up but it’s not something that happens often + she always regrets it afterwards bc she both verbally attacked someone most likely innocent and bc that person knows how she’s feeling

^^ very hidden about a lot of things unless she’s close with you

^^^ ALSO just because she’s not good at handling her own feelings , she wants to do her best to make sure her friends are happy and tries to give them the best advice she can ( but bc of this , she a bit hypocritical )

anyway , currently , she’s working at a grocery store bc she doesnt know how to get her life started again  ( but like since shes into art i plan on eventually getting her to grow n expand as a person and get an actual job ) but she doesnt care that much bc shes havin fun and livin life

ok sorry this got so long i probably forgot so many points i wanted to add but whatever

[angustully]

im gonna be That Guy and just ask you to answer all of them because i know u adore carrot-gallery

U REALLY ARE THAT BITCH ILY

oh god ok but now im nervous that me and @carrot-gallery​ wont have the same answers lmao this is like the newlywed game now??? except newly gf

1) Describe them in 3 wordsbeautiful - HARDWORKING - sensitive (but in a good way)2) Their favourite style of clothingumm i would say like comfy but also v aesthetic??? like literally anything she wears looks like it should be on a ootd blog or st3) What mannerisms do they have?oh noo i cant think of any right now umm omg well i think i started using “!!!!!” as a response bc of her??? lmao4) Do they play an instrument?guitar!!! i think?? lol5) How did you meet/become introduced to them?slid into the fuckin uhhhh DMs but i dont remember who slid in first TBH6) Favourite thing they’ve ever said/texted/messaged?oh my god i dont even know!!!!! ok wait this made me laugh super hard:“ok wait i just had the biggest thought”“yes?? dont leave me hanging here boo”“oh fucking shit what was my thought”

also she’s called me taika waititi AND kumail nanjiani so like yeah thats p cool7) What do you like doing with them?UHH JUST SKYPING AND TEXTING I GUESS FUCK THIS QUESTION8) Their favourite colourpeach!!!! (right???? lol) (god i am SO WORRIED ABT ANSWERING THESE WRONG)9) Do they keep up to date on pop culture?she doesnt use twitter so no10) Sweetest thing they’ve done for you?she fucking called me on my birthday bc i was spending it by myself and she sang me happy birthday and i cried lol 11) Have you dreamed about them?mmm i dont remember12) Have they dreamed about you? (if you know)@carrot-gallery​ ?13) Can they dance?probably shes good at everything14) What does hugging them feel like?FUCK THIS QUESTION15) Your favourite thing about them?umm i love that she takes care of me & like actually gets me out of bed on some days and that i wanna be a better person for her16) Their favourite thing about you?my prickly bald head probably ;-)17) Best memory of you together?i mean it still wasnt irl but one time we skyped & just like sat in silence for 20 mins probably and it was so nice18) What are they like when they’re tired?idrk!19) Could you imagine growing old together with them?fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhh20) Could they imagine growing old together with you?UHHHHHHHHH

21) What would an ideal date with them be?fucking go to the aquarium (or the zoo idk the zoo is free so like ideally there lmao) and then we go to the place w the rly good cheese fries and then we hang out on my snuggle couch22) Are they competitive?idk!23) What do you do together?we like to talk about jarfoyle and most recently mr. harrington from spiderman homecoming (2017)24) Which smells remind you of them?IDK :(((((25) Do they remind you of any music?yes we have an entire playlist we made together bc we’re gay 26) Could you tell them your biggest secret?yes!!!!! at least ive told her a thing or two that nobody else in the world knows lol27) Could they tell you their biggest secret?i hope so!! yes28) How do you greet each other?well we snap each other every morning (ayy 120 day streak)29) What makes you blush that they do?LITERALLY ANY SELFIE SHE SENDS ME OR LIKE ANYTIME SHE SENDS ME A LIL 😘 I.... MELT LOL30) What makes them blush that you do?omfg when i tell her shes pretty and she goes STAWWWWPPPPP31) Would you say you love them?YEAH32) Would they say they love you?YEAH :)))