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vulpinesaint · 5 months ago
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pspspspsps poetry mutuals come here... new quiz... making you the patron saint of something...
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ponchojasper · 8 months ago
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People joke about how cat's will take the fattest shit the MOMENT that you clean their litter box, but honestly? I fully get it.
CW for very TMI and shit talk, not detailed, but still worth a CW
I live with my parents, and they have hired house cleaners that come every Friday morning and have been cleaning our house for as long as I can remember.
Now, my body is on a schedule, right? Every morning, like 2-ish hours after I wake up, I gotta shit.
Usually when I wake up on Fridays, the cleaners are already here doing their thing, and naturally I don't wanna leave my room cause since I've known them for years and they're very nice people, I just don't want to interact with anyone before like noon ever.
Now imagine; my time comes, and I peek out of my room down the hall to the bathroom, and there's someone busy cleaning it. I gotta wait until they're done and by that point I gotta shit REAL bad, so the MOMENT they leave it's go time.
So yeah, I understand you, cats. You are seen.
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do you even remember the lives that you threw away like trash
continuation of this
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hinamie · 4 months ago
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in spite of everything, I had fun <3
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joshuamj · 6 months ago
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Hero.
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ciderjacks · 5 months ago
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dad issues
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(I think they were all fundamentally affected by what they saw and just collectively decided not to share the upsetting details)
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turtleblogatlast · 7 months ago
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Leo learns something about himself 🏳️‍⚧️
Based roughly on this old post.
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[Leo is taking the fact that he was born biologically female simultaneously very well and also not so well but overall he’s mostly coping with the fact that it was Draxum that just essentially gave him the turtle equivalent of ‘The Talk’.]
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rise leo#trans leonardo#trans leo#rottmnt headcanons#turtle art tag#rise draxum#happy pride everyone~#if you’re wondering why there’s no backgrounds that’s because my files got messed up so just blankness in the bg sorry#but yeah!#this is forever and always my fav headcanon for Leo it makes too much sense to me#I wanted to make sure I got it done in time for pride haha#I don’t know if it’s obvious by the end but Draxum ran off because he was for once doing something nice for Leo#that being leading him somewhere else not in front of everyone so Leo can process the fact that he was born female in peace haha#(but he also just - wanted to avoid the ensuing awkward Talk as long as he could lol)#“how would Leo NOT know’’ he had an inkling but never thought much of it because he’s a teenage turtle mutant with no access to healthcare#also yeah that’s splinter’s hand at the end there I just KNOW he’d want those pics#also also - Leo here can technically be trans or even intersex in some way too#both is good#making this made me remember why I never do color#at least for comics#it just takes sooo long#but it was fun and worth it for my fave hc#this is like the first time I’ve drawn Draxum and man he’s kinda hard to draw#also their sizes are just 1 2 and 3 because Draxum had a simple system in place for sizing his subjects#(aka I was too lazy to think of anything else to put there)#also dunno if anyone noticed but look at Raph’s paper and look at his baby’s self’s photo
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lucabyte · 1 month ago
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something about marine biology and benefits
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egophiliac · 1 month ago
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what do you think malleus has been doing this entire time during his long absence
honestly it's kinda...mushy...how much time has actually passed in-universe, since all the dreams seem to run differently and we've been popping in and out all over the place. so I think chances are it hasn't been that long for him, and he's still getting the run-around from Lilia!
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(just let Malleus destroy everything in order to trap you in an eternal dreamworld like a normal person, gosh)
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ryllen · 4 months ago
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shepscapades · 2 months ago
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Collection of (mostly dbhc) Ethubs doodles from over the past two years or so :]
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botanyshitposts · 1 month ago
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confirming the Ethiopian wolf pollination hypothesis seems so straightforward in theory, like just erecting anti-wolf barriers around some of the hot poker plants and seeing if those get pollinated at the same rate as the other ones, but also I feel like it could be some lab’s 6 year long project that ends up in Nature and answers more questions about wolf dessert time than I could ever think to ask. and also it would give more beautiful photos of wolves between 3 seconds and 1 hour into passionate nectar indulgence. so hopefully with the media attention they’re getting they can do that
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spidertroupeart · 2 months ago
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My boyfriend and I's stupid conversation about hot dogs ft. company
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unlimited-nobu-works · 2 months ago
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my group chats on private MMO servers
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forgettable-au · 4 months ago
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FORGETTABLE-AU (Page 44-47)
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[BEGINNING] [PREVIOUS] [CONTINUE]
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eddievedders · 1 year ago
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GOOD OMENS — Chapter 5: The Ball.
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