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Title: Let's Make A Deal
Rating: M
Words: 3331
Series: YGO DM
Tags: businessmen doing business, alcohol, hangover, casual relationship, pining, possessiveness/jealousy that ends in polyamory
Behold, my fic for the @ygobigbang mini bang! I wrote a fic for a silly new ship that I call Entrepreneurshipping (Kaiba x Duke x Siegfried). Big thanks to @leechysmile for the art they made to go with it!
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Duke Devlin hadn’t been invited to the KaibaCorp building today, per se. Not being invited didn’t stop him from going up to Kaiba’s office and, upon learning that he was uncharacteristically late to work today, accompanied his lovely assistant outside for a cigarette.
They were chatting outside the main entrance when Kaiba’s limousine pulled up and the man himself stepped out, wearing dark sunglasses and accompanied by a familiar pink-haired German. Duke watched the two businessmen out of the corner of his eye as he laughed at the assistant’s joke, watched the way the frills of Siegfried’s shirtsleeves flowed when he raised a hand to gesture, speaking his native language to Kaiba, who replied in kind with a low, growly voice.
Duke watched as delicate, red-tipped fingers came to rest all too comfortably on Kaiba’s shoulder, watched the brunette shrug off the unwelcome hand, and felt a sudden twist of jealousy in his stomach. As the businessmen walked past him, Duke slid his green gaze to the side and Seto’s face turned slightly in his direction, just for a split second, barely pausing in his German sentence before he continued inside with his… companion.
#ygo mini bang#seto kaiba#duke devlin#zigfried von schroeder#entrepreneurshipping#my writing#ao3 link#my fanfiction#honestly not my best writing but i hope it's a fun story#i really tried guys
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I am dropping Parasite Eve 2 from my stream. Not going to beat it, I hate this game; it's been nothing but FRUSTRATING since I started playing and I've rage quit twice now.
Sorry to anyone that likes this game but it, frankly, SUCKS.
I REALLY tried to like this game but it's just SO. BAD. Everything that was good and charming and unique from the first game was thrown out the window in favor of a poor Resident Evil 2/3 clone.
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Send me ❤ on anon and I’ll compliment someone at random!
this is currently the most hearts in a single message, so obviously it has to go to Lex.
@lordofthestrix
At this point if you follow me and don't know that I adore Lex, I don't know what you're doing. You are a wonderful writer and an even better (if such a thing is possible) friend.
#i tried hard to mix it up and not talk about lex right away#i really tried guys#i should get a cookie for that#;;out of lavender#jules spreads positivity
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[mob killing noises] BAM!!!!1111!!
#goodtimeswithscar#jimmy solidarity#solidaritygaming#ldshadowlady#wild life smp#wild life spoilers#life series spoilers#traffic smp#trafficblr#my art#HI THIS TOOK TOO LONG KJASDKLAJWKJAWEAWHAH#i tried to go for this very specific pop graphic style and disintegrated in the process#also the composition took three tries#very logicial thing to do 2 days before a midterm ik#HSJKDAEPFELELP HOPE U GUYS LIKE IT :D#i love the bamboys winners pov. bamboys i believe you in you together you are stronger <- incredibly delusional#listen it would be *REALLY* FUNNY#such a great team tho fr WOOOOOOO
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no fucking way
#sketches#comics#the far side#crocodiles#my art#i don’t know how to tag this.#also i should probably say. i tried to look into it further and i haven't seen hard hard evidence that they do this on purpose#personifying animals is tempting but ultimately i think it's just hot speculation atm. crocodilians are famously tough to research too#like the advantages may be a coincidence or just pure curiosity/play. which is also really cute...love those guys#sorry for the misinformation! light theory only afaik#comic
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Pit Bonnie is doing his best as a FNAF dad..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf oswald#pit bonnie#into the pit#fazbear frights#listen guys#I JUST LOVE pit Bonnie trying his best at being a dad#so it does things they assume are dad activities#like they don’t really know but are guessing#so like cooking being stern idk building a car#I JUST love when a horror beyond human comprehension tries its best to BE human#ITS FUNNY cause Oswald’s dad is canonically bad at cooking#so maybe pit Bonnie’s food is better even if it’s all pizza#Oswald is not eating that food out of respect for his actual dad BAHA
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So I'm leaving work and something darts in front of me, maybe 10ft away, too fast for me to see what it is. Peek around the tree blocking my path and I see this
Just like... a whole ass hawk. Dude's gotta be about 1.5ft tall. Massive fucking bird. And it's just staring me straight in my soul like this, even as I try to move ahead. It didn't budge. And there's only this path back to my car unless I want to walk on a busy highway. So I have the option of Death By Raptor or Death By Truck.
So I walk in the poison ivy filled patch off the sidewalk. Guy still isn't moving. Still staring me directly in the eyes. And I do this thing when animals are behaving strangely where I'll talk to them, so I'm just like, "Hey, man. I don't know you. You don't know me. This feels really threatening. I'm just trying to get to my car, dude. Can I get some space please? You're a big fucking bird. I see those claws. You could kill me right now, but I'd appreciate if you didn't, ok?"
It didn't move until I was about 2ft away. Again: I'm as far from it as I can be without walking into the street. It clearly wasn't going to budge. I walk past, thing flies up (silent, btw. Scary) and lands on a brick wall a little further ahead
Anyway. Weird guy. Nearly shit my pants when I noticed a bird big enough to carry off a fully grown cat was just... there, staring me in the face, unwilling to move away from me, a human, something it should see as a threat. I watched behind me the whole rest of the way to my car, just in case this bird decided to help me shed this mortal coil. 10/10 experience. Super cool guy.
#not vc sorry#bird#birds#aves#raptor#hawk#red shouldered hawk#i think. might be wrong on that id#accipitriformes#birds of prey#honestly a really cool guy so close up#I'm happy i wasn't attacked. i would not want to fight a guy that big.#talons on this bird were huge. big scary.#I've never heard of large predatory birds just landing in front of people like that so i don't know what gives#it didn't catch any food or anything. just landed near me then stared me down.#I don't know a lot about bird behavior so i tried to not look back at it but still.#it also didn't look injured. seemed like a healthy bird#if anyone has any idea why this thing would act the way it did I'd love to know
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pikachu clone magnet ⚡️
#not really used to drawing pokemon <- guy who does not draw animals very frequently#but i tried my best hermm haww#pokemon#pkmn#trainer red#plusle and minun#pachirisu#emolga#dedenne#togedemaru#morpeko#pawmi#marill#mimikyu#fan art#becki draws stuff n stuff
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CHAPTER TWO | The Scientific Method
FORGETTABLE-AU (page 73-77)
* His brother is annoying.
[BEGINNING] [PREVIOUS] [CONTINUE]
#alahskwj FINALLY#okay so I HAD TO DO HALF OF THE COLORING AND SOME LINEART ON MY TABLET AND IT WAS SOO ANNOYING#BUT!!! I FINISHED!#akshwkdjwj#SAANSS#I missed making him talk with lowercase#It feels like a crime making him use proper capitalization sometimes😔😔😔😔#just wanna clarify#Flowey knows Sans but Sans doesn't know Flowey#Flowey used to reset a LOT when it came to him so#in Sans memory he only know Flowey from that one time he tried to steal their souls and from what Papyrus has told him#He doesn't really trust the guy but#He does trust Papyrus#Flowey is so funny#He is SO bad at not sounding suspicious LMAOO#dumb#I don't know how Sans is using sunglasses either🤩#he's trying to enjoy the sun#he spends a lot of time there lol#QKWGWKDJ#So glad the comic is back but I am SO BUSY rn#I think the next pages might come late too.....#forgettable-au#forgettable-au-comic#undertale au#undertale#sans#flowey#sans undertale#undertale comic
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Continuing a bit from this
Because that was a fluke, right?
Steve Harrington sat at their lunch table, asked a bunch of questions, and took notes as some sort of prank, right? It’s never going to happen again. Right?
But he’s there again today (“Fucking hell”) sitting at their table, waving them over when he spots them like, “I was thinking about that depression filter you told me about. Makes no sense.”
“It’s, uh…” Jeff tries, accepting Steve’s offered applesauce. “It’s a perception filter.”
“Ohhh, that makes more sense.”
Steve opens his notebook, marks something out, and writes over it. He looks up like, “About this guy Griffon.”
And that’s how it goes. Steve asks questions. They provide answers. They realize that Steve must have some hearing loss in his left ear and adjust to that. Steve cracks a joke they don’t understand and adjusts to them, and it’s…fun.
Gareth accidentally elbows Steve in the ribs and Steve winces hard because his ribs are still fucked up from the fight. They all think this is over now and things will go back to normal but Steve…apologizes?? For being weird??? To weirdos?
“Oh, god,” Jeff says after lunch, watching Steve and Grant walk off in the same direction. “We have to keep him.”
Gareth sighs, “Eddie is going to hate this.”
#Eddie did - in fact - hate this#He tries really hard to continue to hate this but then he mentions the Mind Flayer#and Steve is like: Oh yeah. I know that guy. He’s German.#And Eddie doesn’t know what the fuck that means but he’s in love#BTW Jeff folds the quickest. Steve likes westerns and walks with him to his math class so now no one shoves him into lockers#steve harrington#jeff stranger things#gareth stranger things#unnamed freak stranger things#stranger things
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I painted
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The penultimate part of my story, The House of Glass. Tintin's investigation hits a wall. Follows directly from this!
If you're enjoying this comic, please consider donating to Eyad, he is a father of four trying to evacuate his family from the Gaza strip. His wife Amal, and their kids, Sami (11), Mohammad (9), Sarah (7) and Saad (5) are currently in a displacement school in the Zaytoun area. Eyad has been separated from his family, and is currently living in a tent in the Dier al-Balah area.
His blog is @abosamisblog
#tintin#adventures of tintin#comic#fanart#captain haddock#archibald haddock#snowy#milou#professor calculus#cuthbert calculus#ramo nash#chang#castafiore#bianca castafiore#fang hsi ying#the house of glass#tinchang#guys i really tried to find references for ambulances and paramedics from 1930s belgium#i genuinely could only find stuff from london or the us#google is so so bad#two people from a discord server im on were super helpful with research#the closest we got was this german ambulance you see here#thank you billy and fujoshiurinal#one more part to go!
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Plan has been thwarted.
Bug Fact: Researchers have observed REM-like behavior in Jumping spiders. Suggesting that spiders may experience dream-like sleep.
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Masterpost
#Mato and Sly having the most awkward meeting while things happen in the foreground#Dewi mostly really just wanted to go to a cool bug dream world#Jiji has so little lore guys. I basically just made her lines up. but i tried to be as close to cannon as possible#art#my art#Hollow knight#Hollow knight au#hollow knight hornet#dewi's adventures in Hollow knight
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12 days of leverage christmas — day 06 humor
the ot3 + the Banter
#*#tvedit#leverageedit#alec hardison#eliot spencer#parker#i really tried with this one idk what to say guys...#janielook#usernaureen#tuserheidi#userholloway#usermimsi#singinprincess#tusersimone#trueloveistreacherous#userhella#userbuckleys#usercilla#fourteenthofaugust#tvarchive#televisiongifs#cinematv#filmtvtoday#usersource#popularculturesource#popcultureds#filmtvcentral#leverage
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Ooh, Teddy bear 🧸🐐💛
#starkid#team starkid#hatchetfield#ted spankoffski#tinky#tnoy karaxis#time bastard#nightmare time#the guy who didn't like musicals#I don't really care to do fully rendered pieces nowadays so I tried#my art#art#art post#digital#digital art#fan art#fanart#sketch#drawing
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