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Title: Let's Make A Deal
Rating: M
Words: 3331
Series: YGO DM
Tags: businessmen doing business, alcohol, hangover, casual relationship, pining, possessiveness/jealousy that ends in polyamory
Behold, my fic for the @ygobigbang mini bang! I wrote a fic for a silly new ship that I call Entrepreneurshipping (Kaiba x Duke x Siegfried). Big thanks to @leechysmile for the art they made to go with it!
Here's your fic preview:
Duke Devlin hadn’t been invited to the KaibaCorp building today, per se. Not being invited didn’t stop him from going up to Kaiba’s office and, upon learning that he was uncharacteristically late to work today, accompanied his lovely assistant outside for a cigarette.
They were chatting outside the main entrance when Kaiba’s limousine pulled up and the man himself stepped out, wearing dark sunglasses and accompanied by a familiar pink-haired German. Duke watched the two businessmen out of the corner of his eye as he laughed at the assistant’s joke, watched the way the frills of Siegfried’s shirtsleeves flowed when he raised a hand to gesture, speaking his native language to Kaiba, who replied in kind with a low, growly voice.
Duke watched as delicate, red-tipped fingers came to rest all too comfortably on Kaiba’s shoulder, watched the brunette shrug off the unwelcome hand, and felt a sudden twist of jealousy in his stomach. As the businessmen walked past him, Duke slid his green gaze to the side and Seto’s face turned slightly in his direction, just for a split second, barely pausing in his German sentence before he continued inside with his… companion.
#ygo mini bang#seto kaiba#duke devlin#zigfried von schroeder#entrepreneurshipping#my writing#ao3 link#my fanfiction#honestly not my best writing but i hope it's a fun story#i really tried guys
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Send me ❤ on anon and I’ll compliment someone at random!
this is currently the most hearts in a single message, so obviously it has to go to Lex.
@lordofthestrix
At this point if you follow me and don't know that I adore Lex, I don't know what you're doing. You are a wonderful writer and an even better (if such a thing is possible) friend.
#i tried hard to mix it up and not talk about lex right away#i really tried guys#i should get a cookie for that#;;out of lavender#jules spreads positivity
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[mob killing noises] BAM!!!!1111!!
#goodtimeswithscar#jimmy solidarity#solidaritygaming#ldshadowlady#wild life smp#wild life spoilers#life series spoilers#traffic smp#trafficblr#my art#HI THIS TOOK TOO LONG KJASDKLAJWKJAWEAWHAH#i tried to go for this very specific pop graphic style and disintegrated in the process#also the composition took three tries#very logicial thing to do 2 days before a midterm ik#HSJKDAEPFELELP HOPE U GUYS LIKE IT :D#i love the bamboys winners pov. bamboys i believe you in you together you are stronger <- incredibly delusional#listen it would be *REALLY* FUNNY#such a great team tho fr WOOOOOOO
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no fucking way
#sketches#comics#the far side#crocodiles#my art#i don’t know how to tag this.#also i should probably say. i tried to look into it further and i haven't seen hard hard evidence that they do this on purpose#personifying animals is tempting but ultimately i think it's just hot speculation atm. crocodilians are famously tough to research too#like the advantages may be a coincidence or just pure curiosity/play. which is also really cute...love those guys#sorry for the misinformation! light theory only afaik#comic
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Pit Bonnie is doing his best as a FNAF dad..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf oswald#pit bonnie#into the pit#fazbear frights#listen guys#I JUST LOVE pit Bonnie trying his best at being a dad#so it does things they assume are dad activities#like they don’t really know but are guessing#so like cooking being stern idk building a car#I JUST love when a horror beyond human comprehension tries its best to BE human#ITS FUNNY cause Oswald’s dad is canonically bad at cooking#so maybe pit Bonnie’s food is better even if it’s all pizza#Oswald is not eating that food out of respect for his actual dad BAHA
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So I'm leaving work and something darts in front of me, maybe 10ft away, too fast for me to see what it is. Peek around the tree blocking my path and I see this
Just like... a whole ass hawk. Dude's gotta be about 1.5ft tall. Massive fucking bird. And it's just staring me straight in my soul like this, even as I try to move ahead. It didn't budge. And there's only this path back to my car unless I want to walk on a busy highway. So I have the option of Death By Raptor or Death By Truck.
So I walk in the poison ivy filled patch off the sidewalk. Guy still isn't moving. Still staring me directly in the eyes. And I do this thing when animals are behaving strangely where I'll talk to them, so I'm just like, "Hey, man. I don't know you. You don't know me. This feels really threatening. I'm just trying to get to my car, dude. Can I get some space please? You're a big fucking bird. I see those claws. You could kill me right now, but I'd appreciate if you didn't, ok?"
It didn't move until I was about 2ft away. Again: I'm as far from it as I can be without walking into the street. It clearly wasn't going to budge. I walk past, thing flies up (silent, btw. Scary) and lands on a brick wall a little further ahead
Anyway. Weird guy. Nearly shit my pants when I noticed a bird big enough to carry off a fully grown cat was just... there, staring me in the face, unwilling to move away from me, a human, something it should see as a threat. I watched behind me the whole rest of the way to my car, just in case this bird decided to help me shed this mortal coil. 10/10 experience. Super cool guy.
#not vc sorry#bird#birds#aves#raptor#hawk#red shouldered hawk#i think. might be wrong on that id#accipitriformes#birds of prey#honestly a really cool guy so close up#I'm happy i wasn't attacked. i would not want to fight a guy that big.#talons on this bird were huge. big scary.#I've never heard of large predatory birds just landing in front of people like that so i don't know what gives#it didn't catch any food or anything. just landed near me then stared me down.#I don't know a lot about bird behavior so i tried to not look back at it but still.#it also didn't look injured. seemed like a healthy bird#if anyone has any idea why this thing would act the way it did I'd love to know
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Plan has been thwarted.
Bug Fact: Researchers have observed REM-like behavior in Jumping spiders. Suggesting that spiders may experience dream-like sleep.
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Masterpost
#Mato and Sly having the most awkward meeting while things happen in the foreground#Dewi mostly really just wanted to go to a cool bug dream world#Jiji has so little lore guys. I basically just made her lines up. but i tried to be as close to cannon as possible#art#my art#Hollow knight#Hollow knight au#hollow knight hornet#dewi's adventures in Hollow knight
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The penultimate part of my story, The House of Glass. Tintin's investigation hits a wall. Follows directly from this!
If you're enjoying this comic, please consider donating to Eyad, he is a father of four trying to evacuate his family from the Gaza strip. His wife Amal, and their kids, Sami (11), Mohammad (9), Sarah (7) and Saad (5) are currently in a displacement school in the Zaytoun area. Eyad has been separated from his family, and is currently living in a tent in the Dier al-Balah area.
His blog is @abosamisblog
#tintin#adventures of tintin#comic#fanart#captain haddock#archibald haddock#snowy#milou#professor calculus#cuthbert calculus#ramo nash#chang#castafiore#bianca castafiore#fang hsi ying#the house of glass#tinchang#guys i really tried to find references for ambulances and paramedics from 1930s belgium#i genuinely could only find stuff from london or the us#google is so so bad#two people from a discord server im on were super helpful with research#the closest we got was this german ambulance you see here#thank you billy and fujoshiurinal#one more part to go!
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50+ deaths at 5 am got me yelling absolute nonsense to the bosses kicking my whole entire ass
#ultrakill#v1#gabriel#doodles#art#ultrakill fanart#fastest death was like. 6 seconds. maybe less. i was playing on normal#and then my brother told me the secrets of Spamming Slide Like Your Life Depends On It and i got him in like. 15 tries#max0r wasnt kidding this guys entire strat is Teleporting Behind You#so the contrast of nearly killing him first try and then beating his stupid gay ass real fast in his second fight was REALLY funny#i learned bitch#i dont think i've ever yapped and screamed and yelled so much during a videogame before. dont ask me about the noise i made when#the mannequins started moving like coked up little spiders#''i dont believe people are genuinely this loud when playing lethal company they're making this up'' me playing ultrakill:
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sinclair hair
i didn't mean to say ombre. streak acc. whatever
base game compatible
masculine
hat compatible
all lods
all ea swatches for hair
all ea swatches for acc + bright white swatch (preview)
hairline used in previews
download (sfs)
#i've tried to make him as a sim 32342 times and i need to do it again. i just can't get him to look how he does in my head#but yeah i've had this guy since i was 15. he's got a long story we're not getting into it#i got this done really fast huh#ts4#ts4cc#ts4mm#the sims 4
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I painted
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Last night after reading a bit of the Book of Bill i went to sleep.
i had a dream that i had to team up with Bill Cipher to assassinate an angel.
I had to carve out its heart so that Bill would let me go.
I woke up very tired.
#tw gore#cw: gore#also bill cipher fell in love with me in the middle of the dream but we dont talk about that part#i don’t remember what the angel was saying to me but i just really wanted to go home#ANYWAYS#i tried to portray the gore more cartoonish to not scare you guys#i dont want y’all to feel uncomfortable#have a good night!! :3#bill ci the demon guy#bill ci the all seeing eye#bill ci the triangle guy#bill cipher#book of bill#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls spoilers#gravity falls#paint markers#eyestrain#fallen angel#angel#divine imagery#the book of bill#chicken doodles#gravity falls show#cartoon#self insert#bill cipher x oc#bill cipher x reader
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Posting these two fanarts of @catmask characters here too !
#i tried to make a twitter to try my hand at furry drawing but like a week after El*n said that's everything there will be feeding AI#i hate this guy i swear to god#anyway these characters are really lovely#laika's comet#artists on tumblr#fanart#critter
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Solace
Song: Hijo Del Corazón
@c-lunette
#lee art#digital art#fanart#roblox pressure#sebastian solace#sebastians mom#expendable#tw blood#this took 9 hours#im pretty proud of it#i hope you guys like this#especially you lunette#:]#this was still rlly fun to work on#i tried to add small details to really pull this piece together#okay back to class i go
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brain rotting about how fucked it is to be a darkner again lately. how do you care about being abandoned by your gods if they never seemed to care that much about you in the first place
#my art#deltarune#rouxls kaard#utdr#this isn’t really what i had in mind when i tried first making this and im still really unsatisfied with how it looks but i need to just#stop and decide when something’s finished haha. i really wish it looked better but im not sure how to begin fixing it so it is what it is#also sorry that im trying to make genuine things with the blue thing. i know its stupid to try making something serious with him 😅#ah edit to the tags also to clarify this is in part based off of a hc i have that rouxls was the tutorial guy before the puzzles were.#rather useless job when there isn’t anyone who needs that guide
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