#i really dont want to read dangerous secrets ;w;
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
sillyfudgemonkeys · 1 year ago
Text
Frozen novel naming scheme rant
I'm finishing up listening to Frozen 2: Forest of Shadows (so far it's fairly good, at least I really vibe with the prose.....it has.....some hiccups but......maybe I can review it later).
Before I even talk about the book....can I just say....Frozen Novel Naming schemes? Fucking ass. TT0TT Not a braincell was conjured for them I swear. orz A blind monkey could write a better title!
Frozen Twisted Tales: Conceal Don't Feel/Let it Go (US/UK titles respectively)......neither title fits the theme of the book kaljflkdsf CDF is more mysterious, LiG is more iconic....but the novel should've been titled "For the First Time in Forever" TT0TT Nothing is being let go, nothing is being concealed (at least to the extent of the OG story, in fact the whole story is trying to UNCONCEAL something). FtFTiF makes more sense bc FOR THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER they can reunite TT0TT
Forest of Shadows isn't even an F2 book....IT TAKES PLACE BEFORE F2! TT0TT A month but STILL????? It's a prequel. Where tf does it get off being titled "Frozen 2: FoS"???? Just drop the 2 you wet nugget!
Then there's Polar Nights and....MKDLSJFDLSJF THAT'S THE ONE THAT'S A SEQUEL TO FROZEN 2!!! BUT IT LACKS THE FROZEN 2 IN THE TITLE????!!! WHY???? Is2g Disney I'm going to break into your house and rearrange your furniture so it actually makes fucking sense I hate it here TT0TT
0 notes
sophaeros · 10 months ago
Text
so i dreamt i was listening to sias on apple music and when i looked at the album cover it turned into a slideshow (some photos some videos) of a photoshoot they'd done with kate moss and some older guy?? in terms of style and colours it was exactly like the green/yellow sias release photoshoot yk the one. the italian ingenues in a car holding a scythe. same outfits too. except in this one they were in a garden and alex was playing the guitar and singing to a group of kids for some reason. it was really pretty tbh :( alex looked so soft and cute it was very ethereal. actually also kind of giving that one sias era snoozer magazine shoot. like alex was sitting cross legged on the grass with the guitar in his lap w the kids sitting in a loose semicircle in front of him and his eyes were half closed. and each one had like an alt text button you could click on but it wasnt actually alt text it was quotes that alex kate and the older guy had said in an accompanying interview BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT TJEY SAID UGHHH i found the link to the interview but all i remember was kate moss talking to the guy and saying yo 💀 💀 i wanted to read alex's part but reading was so hard i was like it's ok i'll send the link to the server im in and catch up later (i realised my mistake when i was drifting awake but i couldnt fall back asleep into that segment FML) i think humbug also had a similar slideshow thing but i dont remember anything about it
(next part under a cut bc it's so damn long and also derails in a baffling way)
then it turns out that back when this photoshoot was released (my brain said 2007 for some reason..) it was linked to a secret part of their website where you had this video game where you could choose to tear down this beautiful little pixel house for the chance to obtain. a bed. and there were only a few hundred available. but in order to do so you had to solve a series of clues and riddles and it was so difficult that most people couldnt complete it. after the event was over they'd posted an explanation of the solution with all four of them taking turns to say each part in transcript form and matt went first but i only took a short glance bc there was so much going on like i saw math adjacent shit and was like ok nvm my ass is not understanding all that. there'd been a post of a fan with the second fastest time in the world (about 160 seconds..?minutes? idk) selling the bed she'd gotten it was all bright green pixels very simplistic style. i wanted to experience it for myself so i looked up a link and it led me to a neocities of presumably a replica someone had done after am took the official one off their website it was smth like "theoriginof-mypixelhouse.neocities" something like that idk the game had some button pop ups like are you sure you want to proceed with tearing down this house? there was a philosophical element to it. idk. the game's voice was in japanese and it said "but it's dangerous.." as i clicked yes and then i saw some scary face flashing in dim red in the darkness to the side of the screen (also for some reason i was playing this on a huge screen it might have been a projector on the wall kjshdk) and i was like oh shit it's a horror remake bye im not brave enough for this and quickly closed the tab as the face flashed again.
thus ended the am segment of my dream. after this it was dr doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus improvising an instrumental song for a talent show with the aro and ace flags displayed on their table 😭 😭 😭
2 notes · View notes
ash-and-books · 2 years ago
Photo
Tumblr media
Rating: 3/5
Book blurb: I am a Weyward, and wild inside.
2019: Under cover of darkness, Kate flees London for ramshackle Weyward Cottage, inherited from a great aunt she barely remembers. With its tumbling ivy and overgrown garden, the cottage is worlds away from the abusive partner who tormented Kate. But she begins to suspect that her great aunt had a secret. One that lurks in the bones of the cottage, hidden ever since the witch-hunts of the 17th century.
1619: Altha is awaiting trial for the murder of a local farmer who was stampeded to death by his herd. As a girl, Altha’s mother taught her their magic, a kind not rooted in spell casting but in a deep knowledge of the natural world. But unusual women have always been deemed dangerous, and as the evidence for witchcraft is set out against Altha, she knows it will take all of her powers to maintain her freedom.
1942: As World War II rages, Violet is trapped in her family's grand, crumbling estate. Straitjacketed by societal convention, she longs for the robust education her brother receives––and for her mother, long deceased, who was rumored to have gone mad before her death. The only traces Violet has of her are a locket bearing the initial W and the word weyward scratched into the baseboard of her bedroom.
Weaving together the stories of three extraordinary women across five centuries, Emilia Hart's Weyward is an enthralling novel of female resilience and the transformative power of the natural world.
Review:
A family history of women who are attuned to nature, abused by men, accused of witchcraft and surviving it all. The story follows three women from different times, all from the same family. In 1619 Altha is accused of witchcraft, in 1942 Violet is sexually assaulted, and in 2019 Kate is fleeing from her physically abusive partner. In 1619, all Altha wants to do is help her friend but she soon finds herself being tried for being a witch, acquitted, and then must find a way to go on with her life as she questions: can she continue to help someone who continues to blame them for the death of their mother and hates them? In 1942 all Violet wants is to be freed from her family’s estate, she wants to study insects and travel the world but her father forces her to stay trapped inside and never speaks of her mother whom died mysteriously, and when a cousin comes to visit and commits an unspeakable act against Violet, she will seek the answers to what truly happened to her mother and how she will go on after the traumatic event. In 2019, Kate is feeling from her abusive partner who tracks her, commits violence against her, and keeps her locked inside, and when he wants her to have his child it is the last straw and she finally escapes to the home that her great aunt Violet left her... a little cottage that will change her life and she discovers her ancestors and the women in her family. Each of these women is connected to nature and its magic, and this is a story that deals heavily with abuse, trauma and survival. It was a rough read to get through and it really really was difficult because I went into this one blind and was thrown right into the very difficult topic of abuse, so please do read the trigger warnings before diving into this book because it can be hard to read if you dont. 
*Thanks Netgalley and St. Martin's Press for sending me an arc in exchange for an honest review*
6 notes · View notes
sal11y · 2 years ago
Text
Rengoku NSFW Alphabet <3
Tumblr media
╔═════════ஓ๑♡๑ஓ════════╗
Rengoku NSFW Alphabet 
AN: this man can murder me and id still love him <3
A= Aftercare: (what they're like after sex)
Absolute sweetheart, he will gently wipe tears, sweat, and semen off of you and himself, pepper gentle kisses on your forehead and lips, then help you clean up.
B= Body part: (favorite body part on you and themself)
Rengoku love love loveeees your cheeks and thighs, the rosey color they turn when aroused and how the puff up when embarresed, and your thighs dont need any explanation. He loves his arms, so he can hold you in them as he thrusts.
C= Cum: (How fast do they cum and where?)
While it doesnt take take long to make him cum, he can go many many rounds,
D= Dirty secret: (dirty secret, self explanatory)
He secretly wants to be called a good boy, its probably cuz of the fact he never received those words as a child lmao
E= Experience: (How much experience?)
Not a lot, hes really clueless the first few times, but he reads a bit about it then learn.
F= Favorite position:
I think he really likes missionary, he gets to see your cute cheeks and he can release on your thighs
G= Goofy: (How serious are they?)
It really depends, if hes in a good mood he will be goofy, but if hes pent up he will literally be so degrading oh my goood.
H= Hair: (grooming down there)
I think hes very well groomed, but it does get a bit ungroomed sometimes.
I= Intimacy: (How intimate do they get? Are they rough or gentle?)
Same thing with goofiness, it all depends!
J= Jack off: (How much do they jack off and why?)
He likes when u jack him off, but he will do it when you are away.
L= Location (where they like to get it on)
On the futon. Hes a very private person when it comes to intimacy.
M= Motivation 
This man will fuck 7 days a week, its all when u want, though
N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)
Anything involving dangerous stunts, or anything harmful.
O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)
Very good on both ends, 10/10
P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)
This man has STAMINA, he can go a billion rounds, but he will release quickly.
Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)
I think he prefers a steady but rough pace, but once again it depends on his mood.
R= Risk (do they like to try new things)
He will take every risk, but absolutely no public sex, and nothing harmful!!
S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)
This man can go atleast 12 rounds, each lasting 20 minutes. This man will rearrange your insides sweetie.
T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)
Hes fine with trying, though its not his favorite thing ever,
U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)
THIS MAN IS A TOTAL TEASE ISTG
V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)
Mumbling sweet or degrading words, and loud moans and grunts
W= Wild card (random sincannon of any sort)
He wants you to sit on his face
X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants)
9.5 inches and 13.5 inches when erect.
Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)
This man got a high ass sex drive
Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)
He will pass out maybe 20 minutes after you
╚═════════ஓ๑♡๑ஓ════════╝
4 notes · View notes
razette · 4 days ago
Text
I sort of want to write Yet Another Fantasy Detective(tm) type story, but there isnt actually room for it the way I imagine it in the (hopefully) better canon Im already building.
Largely I just dont care for "everything is the same but there is a secret paranormal society no one knows about" type stories. I get it. its hand waving for the sake of the story. thats fine! i just get caught up on the hypothetical, and it doesnt work! the more modern the setting the more it doesnt work for me, becoming a detail that undermines an otherwise good story. And the more the story wants to lean into fantasy later the thinner the thread suspending my disbelief. im pedantic is all.
Also I just find cop centered stories mildly annoying. at least it is if the work isnt put in to make them say something interesting. some do. plenty dont. im not saying we can all be terry pratchet, but he did take the time to dig into the stuff that would make Vimes' story meaningful. i do prefer that even if i still read a lot of stories that just wanna story without faffing around with all that.
frankly im not sure i have anything interesting to say either! i think anything i write will speak volumes more about just me personally than i could possibly try to weave into some sort of social commentary. that shit is tough!
i really just wanna write about a guy who is a detective doing typical fantasy detective stuff, but he isnt a cop because the paranormal reality isnt organized like that.He isnt paranormal law enforcement because theres no paranormal government passing paranormal laws up on paranormal capitol hill passing paranormal laws that need enforced en masse.
So really, he is just some guy breaking and entering various places at his own risk because someone got murdered or something. he has his own sense of justice to drive him, but his employers have their own interests that just happen to be served by the work hes doing.
He's got connections with human cops because its convenient for his employers if humans dont get in the way of their guy. every other danger he encounters is... mostly on him to sort out for himself. if he dies theyll just find another guy. w/e
The whole thing starts off, as they sometimes do, with the not-involved straight man (the comedy kind, not the het kind) becoming the new partner. The ex partner isnt dead, int his case, but he does spend a lot of time using his silver tongue to try to fuck the detective over. with extra emphasis on fucking because this is a queer story. idk
I like to think the other canon is better because I like the setting more. but it is all together a different sort of story. the more I think about this one the more I talk myself into it.
0 notes
kaebedom-me · 4 years ago
Note
Hiii uhhh 🥺 ive been reading ur fics for awhile and i love it. Your rlly a good writer. I wud love ro resquest a chaeya fic (or headcanon) where like reader pays too much attention to Childe instead of Kaeya becuz Kaeya has been super busy and cant cone home, Kaeya gets super jelouse and punishes reader while Childe happily mocks reader and helps Kaeya punish reader? Icgficitditc8tr8dd im so srry im horni for these boys. But if u cant do the requsest please dont wrry abt it 🥺❤
I LOVE THIS REQUEST NONNIE!!!!! 💙💖🖤💜💘 I'm gonna do hcs if you don't mind
Also this a PSA for all my followers to either censor "ch💙ya/chxxya/ch**ya" when requesting for poly Childe x reader x Kaeya stuff or type them separately umu. I'm clogging up the ch💙ya tag with x reader stuff and i feel kinda bad.
Anyway. We love jealous boys in this house ok
It's kaEYA APPRECIATION TIME SHUT UP
But sometimes he's really busy ok? Knight stuff and he's always looking for information and stuff for the safety of Mondstadt (and you 🥺 and Childe)
And y'all miss him ok it's not the same without him around :(
You can either tell Childe that you're gonna dote on him to make Kaeya jealous OR you can not tell him and just pay a lot a lot alot attention to him to because you're tryna cope w missing your busy bf
If you do end up telling Childe he's nasty ok he won't keep it a secret and will tell Kaeya
Because they're just tight like that
Even if Childe doesn't tattle Kaeya will know immediately when he gets home your paying extra attention to Childe
Gets jealous because he's not getting attention not Childe? Like he's been so busy and he misses you so much and you're just??? Snuggling Childe?? And not offering??
He'd be a little sad honestly like do you like Childe more?
He's tired, he misses his lovers brain don't work too well
But he knows better also. After like a shower and like 5 minutes of sulking
PlS my mANs needs love too 🥺🥺🥺
It doesn't take long for him to realise you're doing it on purpose though and when he does realise he's gonna be uwu angy
If Childe tattled he'd hold you and make you look at Kaeya and kinda make you feel a little guilty
Would prompt Kaeya to punish you and if you were in kahoots imagine the betrayal you feel HAHAHA
Either way, if you apologise you might get off a little easier but you'd suffer still
God, they're gonna have SO much fun with you
To Childe its cuz he just wants to enable Kaeya? He knows Kaeya's been working real hard so he's glad to sit back and let Kaeya indulge
Jealous Kaeya is so hot,,,, so dangerous,,
A little bit pissy so everything little thing you do might set him off
If not add to your punishment
Kaeya would leave so many hickeys on you, you'll look like a wreck after rip
Childe's enjoying this way too much is also the biggest little shit about it
You wanted to pay him more attention, yeah? Now he'll fight for your attention
And if you moan his name? Kaeya's going to ruin you
It's Kaeya time uwu
He'll build you up so much til you can only beg and moan his name and deny every orgasm til you're so needy for him
Then when you think you're done, he's going to fuck you so good you're going to come so many times you have to beg him to stop
But not with his cock, no. Last he checked you don't need him. So why are you begging for him now?
He wants you to remember this feeling remember to never ever try to crose him like that again and give him attention when he wants it
For every hour you ignored him in favour of Childe he'll extend your punishment by a day
So good luck with that, seriously, you need it
Childe's on the side jacking off he loves the sight of you suffering. After all you reap what you sow
And it's not often he gets to see Kaeya domming so hard? He just feels something tingle in him at the pit of his stomach he thinks it's so hot
319 notes · View notes
fraidy-farfelle · 3 years ago
Text
This is my attempt at the Fluff ABCs for Frankie the Undead. Please be gentle with criticism because I cry easily. I’ve taken some ideas from @lovestruck-lasagna.
Taglist: @writingfromthetomb @beebubb
A = Admiration (what do they absolutely adore about you?)
Your dry sense of humor. It perfectly matches his insults and he doesn’t have to go out of his way to make you laugh. He just says what he’s thinking and you laugh and agree.
B = Body (what is their favorite part of your body?)
Frankie appreciates a good smile, and for many reasons. He learned to read smiles (fake vs real) early on and uses it to gauge people, so he pays particular attention by default. He’s a sucker for cute dimples, and loves the way your nose scrunches and your eyes close.
C = Cuddling (how do they like to cuddle?)
He loves late at night when you share the couch and he can read a good book, sip on some whiskey, or puff on a cigar. He really doesn’t care what you’re doing, he can tune out the TV or you prattling on about your day and make comments to show he’s listening. Put your feet in his lap, lay on top of him, make yourselves mummies in blankets, so long as he can reach his glass he doesn’t care. He just wants to be with you.
D = Dates (what does their ideal date with you look like?)
Stay in date nights are his favorite. He doesn’t really like to “share” your attention. He likes to either cook a meal together or order takeout and watch a movie. Particularly black and white gangster ones, or older horror films. Likes to tease you if you get scared and grab onto him. He’ll pat your head and say something like “oh there there, don’t be scared! I won’t let the big, bad monster getcha!” (Like your neighbor isn’t a 7 ft tall children murdering clown demon) If you go out, he prefers less crowded places outdoors.
E = Emotions (how do they express emotion around you?)
He’s a spitfire and he knows it. He tends to explode and then after a few minutes apologizes gruffly and explains himself. “WHY WERE YA OUT UNTIL MIDNIGHT, THATS SUCH A STUPID THING TO DO!” “Sorry, Frankie.” “…… ugh just, please get home earlier from now on. It’s dangerous and I worry about you.” Definitely doesn’t hug you close so you don’t see the relief and worry on his face. Nope!
F = Family (do they want one? If they do, when?)
He misses Amy desperately. He wants a little girl in his life again, although he’ll never ever admit it. He’s hesitant to make relationships because he doesn’t want to be hurt again. But, if you go out with him to the living world, you’ll catch him staring longingly at parents and daughters when he thinks you’re not looking. If you ask him what he’s looking at, he’ll shake his head and spit out a line about children being obnoxious but you can tell he’s blowing smoke.
G = Gifts (how do they feel about gift giving? What are their habits when it comes to this?)
If the underworld wasn’t so dangerous, he’d love to drape you in the finest silks with diamonds and rubies dripping off of you. However he doesn’t want you to draw any unnecessary attention to yourself. So, he settles for things you don’t really see in public. He also doesn’t like to be found out about it. Your gas tank is filled, the bill you were worried about has mysteriously been paid, your favorite ice cream is in your freezer when you know you ate the last of it yesterday, and hey, didn’t you spend this $20? Why is it in your wallet? If you ever bring it up he’ll just shrug and say “How strange!”
H = Holding Hands (when/how do they like to hold hands?)
He’s torn about PDA because he doesn’t want you to become a target because you’re associated with him, and people stare at him enough because of his appearance. But on the other hand, he wants to show the world that someone as worthless as him (don’t say that we love you Frankie) has such an amazing person that loves him. Will absolutely grab you and passionately make out with you with one hand on your ass and the other flipping the bird to the cheeky bastard that told the broad beside him to watch out for the zombie.
I = Injury (how would they act if you got hurt?)
Panic. Sheer panic. He’s so afraid to lose you, any injury is serious and cause for alarm.
Frankie:*bursting into a hospital lobby, screaming to be taken to f/n l/n immediately**running in the opposite direction the nurse pointed in panic**bursts into exam room 30 seconds later* “Y/N!!!!! I came as soon as I got the message, WHATS WRONG!!!”
You: *sitting on the table, reading phone* “Oh, I have a sprained ankle and they don’t want me to drive so can you give me a ride?”
Frankie:*slowly blinking* “Uh, yeah no problem…”
You: “lemme guess, you heard my name and hospital in the same sentence and ignored everything else.”
Frankie:*hanging his head* “go wait in the car, I’ll go apologize….”
J = Jokes (do they like to joke around with or prank you? how?)
Not actual jokes, but he loves to sit with you and insult people. He’s an incredibly sweet person to you, but no one else. (Except service people, like nurses and waitresses. Just the general public) he doesn’t think pranks are funny or practical, which is one of the many reasons he and LJ butt heads. If LJ or Will prank you or him, he’s raising hell.
K = Kisses (how do they like to kiss you?)
Love kissing your lips. He’s actually really self conscious about his mouth stitches and constantly frets they feel weird to you. Neck kisses are another favorite and are extremely private to him. He also likes to hold the back of your hand against his lips and tell you what he’s thinking, no matter how mundane. Kiss his stitches. Please. Just do it.
L = Love (how do they show you they love you?)
He has trouble saying it to your face. He’ll whisper it to you when he thinks you’re sleeping, and he’s been known to leave little notes around for you to find. He thinks protecting you is the best way to show he cares.
M = Memory (favorite memory together?)
The day you finally broke down and told him you loved him. He knew as soon as he looked into your eyes and saw your smile his goose was cooked. He was very abrasive and hoping against hope that you’d leave him be. He knew you deserved better. He was so afraid to build a relationship and love again, he wanted to distance himself and if he was an asshole to you, it would be justified and you’d do it on your own. What he didn’t expect is for you to be so kind to him. Upon your initial meeting, he had been a little harsh, but helped you (if there’s enough interest I’ll do a fic about it) and so when he subsequently was a jerk to you, you were curious and determined to find out what he was hiding. He finally had been mean enough to make you cry. He had never regretted something he did before. He immediately wanted to cradle you to him and beg your forgiveness. Normally when he insulted you, you’d have a snarky retort in reply. But not this time. You fell to your knees and clung to his legs and demanded to know why he treated you so poorly and proclaimed your love for him. It was probably by accident and you were so distraught you didn’t even know it flew from your mouth, but hearing it, he couldn’t take it anymore. He didn’t care about the consequences, he just wanted you. Hearing that you loved someone like him made him so happy, he knew he’d treasure the memory forever
N = Nightmare (what is their worst fear?)
Losing you. Period.
O = Oddity (what is one quirk they have?)
What ISNT odd about this man?! A cute one is he always winks with his green eye.
P = Pet Names (what do they like to call you?)
I HC that he was born in the 30’s, so he calls you “doll” a lot but only in private. He uses your name otherwise so it’s not as obvious to people watching you’re together. He will absolutely refer to you as “the dame” to others. The equivalent of “the boss” or “old lady.” “William! The Dame is trying to take a nap, so shut up or I’ll shoot you!” You call him stitches to tease him in private and are the only person allowed to do so.
Q = Quality Time (how do they like to spend time with you?) Either taking naps or couch potato time. Also, low key likes to cook with you. He can’t cook for shit, but likes to “help” by handing you things or chopping things for you. Is a super good taste tester, self appointed.
R = Rhythm (what song reminds you of them?)
Stitches by Shawn Mendez (PLEASE DONT HURT ME!!)
We don’t have to Dance by Andy Black (referring to how he can’t really show you affection in public but he loves you)
S = Secrets (how open are they with you?)
He’s open about himself and what he’s thinking, and will always take what you say into consideration. He doesn’t like to keep things from you, but he does omit some detail about his jobs if you ask about them. He just feels like you don’t need to be stressed about it.
T = Time (how long did it take you to get together?)
LJ picked up on Frankie’s fondness of you almost instantly. He and Will decided to do what they could to get you together in the interest of making Frankie less of a grouch. If it hadn’t been for them insisting that he was good guy to you, you probably WOULD have let Frankie’s prickly nature drive you away. It took a year or so for you to break down.
U = Upset (how do they act when you’re upset?) A powder keg of insults, foul language, and bullets. Has actually never called you a name outright, and would absolutely never physically hurt you. When he was deliberately being rude to you, he’d insult your actions rather than you. “Stop acting like a dumb broad!” Vs calling you a bitch to your face. He usually calms down quickly, and is hardly ever angry at you, only when you put yourself in danger.
V = Vaunt (what are they proud of? Do they like to show you off?)
He likes that he’s scary and tough looking so that when you’re with him, other men scatter pretty fast. Has had many occasions where he stepped away and someone came to flirt with you and he came back and had the pleasure of scaring them.
W = Warrior (how do they feel about you fighting? Would they fight for you, beside you, etc?)
You are not allowed to do anything dangerous, ever! Will teach you how to use a gun and how to counter things like chokeholds, so you’re less vulnerable. Will absolutely lose his mind if he learns you’ve put yourself at risk. He will shoot someone so fast for you. Takes every person as a threat to you and will pick fights with somebody that accidentally bumped into you. Do NOT test this man.
X = X-Ray (how well are they able to read you?)
You are an open book to him. He’s learned to read people well, and he takes his time studying you. Can tell if you’re getting sick before you can. More than once he’s handed you a bottle of Tylenol, leaving you bewildered, and shrugged and said to take them because you’ll have a headache in a few minutes. He can pick up on your emotions easily and has learned what to do to handle them.
Y = Yes (how would they propose to you?)
Honestly, marriage isn’t that important to him. He’s not opposed to the idea at all, but like you’ve been together for this long, you love each other, is it really necessary? You’d have to tell him you want to be officially married. He’ll buy you a ring, to show that you’re taken, if nothing else, but he’ll wear his around his neck under his tie so it’s not obvious he’s attached to anyone to discourage his rivals using you to get to him.
Z = Zen (what makes them feel calm?)
The smell of your perfume. Holding you in his arms and taking deep breaths makes all of his troubles go away.
Tumblr media
36 notes · View notes
skywalkerstyles · 4 years ago
Text
To Break Her Down
Poly Relationship with Bakugou, Todoroki and Deku AU fic
Chapter One
Warnings: Yandere Shoto, Yandere Katsuki, Yandere Izuku, manipulation, gas lighting
Summary: Jun Tanaka thought it was too good to be true when she’s fired from her job and offered another within minutes. Working as a live in maid for pro heroes Shoto, Deku and Dynamight. But not everything is as it seems and these heroes hold a dark secret she doesn’t discover until it’s too late.
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
To the public they were Pro Heroes. Saviors of the city to everyone who saw them.
No one knew about the things they did in the dark though.
When their adrenaline was pumping and they were filled with the need to overpower. To ravage.
They were corrupt. There was no doubt about that. They played with dolls and tossed them aside. Captured more and broke them too.
They never seemed able to find the right doll. That is….
Until they stopped at a little mom and pop diner one night after patrol.
Her name tag said Jun. what a perfect name. It meant
‘obedient.’ She had long black curls and Sunkissed bronze skin. Her eyes were hazel and they looked so wide and innocent.
“Pick your jaw up Deku. You’re staring.” Katsuki snapped at the other hero. Deku nodded, shutting his mouth and swallowing hard. His fingers twitched by his knife.
“She does look absolutely delectable, doesn’t she?” Shoto said in a low tone, shifting in his seat as he watched her walk away. Katsuki grunted his agreement. They watched her waltz around, anger spiking when men flirted with her. When she came to their table they were polite, more friendly than they’d normally be.
They were all abuzz as they walked the rest of the way to their apartment that night. Excitedly talking about the girl they had just met.
“She has the perfect body for bearing children-“
“She would be such a good little doll.”
“I for one, will enjoy breaking her.”
They couldn’t wait to go back and see her again.
They followed her for a few months, learning her life, her schedule. She had a boyfriend. A skeevy bastard. Katsuki was itching to kill him but Shoto kept him at bay.
“She will belong to us soon enough. Patience.”
“Tch.”
She worked a lot and didn’t seem to have many friends. When she wasn’t working she was at home. Painting, taking care of her cat, reading. She seemed to enjoy solitude.
“I don’t know how much longer I can wait Shoto.” Deku said one night as she entered her apartment. “I want to watch her break. I want to see her tears. I want...to taste them.” Shoto pats Deku on the shoulder, smiling wickedly at him.
“Soon Izuku. We’ll have her soon enough.”
“Jun! I need you to get in here.” Hoji, Jun’s manager shouted at her from his office.
“Alright!” Jun yelled back. She had two trays balanced on her arms as she made her way to the back. The Pro Heroes that had started coming in a few months back were there, waiting for her to serve them. She stopped at their table for a moment, flashing them a soft smile.
“Be with you guys in a second.”
“Tch.”
“Okay.”
“Take all the time you need.” She swallowed the uneasy feeling in her throat as she made her way to the back.
Hoji sat at his desk, looking more disgruntled than usual as she took the seat across from him.
“You wanted to see me?” He glared up at her with Brady black eyes.
“I have to let you go.” Her jaw dropped open at his words, heart jumping into her chest.
“W...what?” He nodded.
“There’s been several complaints these last couple months. About your treatment of customers, remarks you’ve made. I can’t have that. Not here. I’m sorry.”
“But Hoji I didn’t-“
“You need to go.” He had a look on his face, as if he wanted to tell her something but couldn’t. “Just….go.”
Jun sat for a moment stunned, tears welling in her eyes. Angrily she got up, yanking her apron off and storming out of the office.
“Jun!” A co worker hollered after her.
“Fuck off!” She snapped back, rushing out the door.
Once outside she knelt down, placing her head between her knees and screaming. She didn’t notice the heroes had gotten up and followed her outside as well.
“Hey...Um….Jun?” She flinched when a hand touched her shoulder, jerking up and away from the touch, angry tears in her eyes. Deku, Shoto and Dynamight stood in front of her, all looking at her with something of concern on their faces.
“What?” She snapped, wiping at her eyes furiously. Deku spoke again.
“Are you….are you okay? You left so quickly-“
“I just got fired.”
“I….oh.” He gives you a sympathetic look. “I’m so sorry. Is there anything we can do to help?”
“Unless you can pay my rent and put food in my fridge then no.” She wrapped her arms around herself and looked down at her feet. She turned to walk away when she felt a cold hand on her wrist, pulling her back.
“Actually….we might be able to help you with that.” Shoto said, a kind smile on his face. But it didn’t meet his eyes. It made her nervous.
“N...no really. I was being sarcastic-“
“I wasn’t….” he interrupted. “We just moved into a new house. We,” he motioned between himself and the two others. “Have always been roommates. But I must say, we aren’t very good at keeping after ourselves-we need….we need a woman’s touch about the place.”her eyebrows knit in confusion as he continued. “If you need help, we can give you work. If you come and be our live in house keeper, you’ll have free room and board and an allowance or ‘paycheck’ of sorts. We’d love to have you.”
It felt almost too good to be true. Something in the back of her mind screamed for her to run, to get away from them. But another part of herself knew that’d be useless and possibly cause her danger.
She swallowed hard, looking between the men.
“Can I….can I bring my cat?” Shoto chuckled.
“Of course.” He pulled a business card from his pocket and scribbled something on the back of it with a pen he pulled from his shirt pocket. “My phone number. Call me when you have your things packed up, we will come and help you move it. Let us know when you’re ready.” He reached out, patting her cheek twice before turning away. Dynamight stood for a moment, watching her heavily before scoffing and following the other two.
Jun looked at the card in her hands that night as she was sitting on her bed, Pan in her lap, purring as she stroked his fur.
She decided that night that she would call the number the next morning. Working for Pro Heroes could be fun. And she’s get to know them in a way no fan ever could.
“The hell were you thinking? Just letting her go like that?” Katsuki snarled at Shoto. Shoto sighed, sipping his water slowly as the silence stretched. He knew that irritated Katsuki to high heaven, being ignored. When he finished his water he looked at him.
“She needs to come to us on her own idiot. She needs to think she’s calling the shots….for now.”
“DONT CALL ME AN IDIOT-“
“It’ll be fun won’t it?” They turn to see Deku gleefully throwing his knives into the floor, watching them stick straight up and pulling them out to do it again. “I can’t wait to break her.” He looked up at them with wild eyes. “She cries so pretty doesn’t she? I can’t wait.”
91 notes · View notes
king-litchi · 4 years ago
Text
Tumblr media
Picture source : @Mnine5 (Meijo) in Twitter
Note : actually, it’s not a request but I was bored and I wondered « what kind of person would the SNK characters on the social medias be » - soo here we go
Sorry for my english…I am french and I still learning - please forgive me and protect your eyes 🤧
Warning : (12+) social media can be dangerous
SHINGEKI NO KYOJIN ON SOCIAL MEDIA 💥
Eren
Instagram : friends, family, abs, outfits, travel….king of instagram, super popular on instagram, everyone follow him but he only follows his friends and instagram he finds interesting, over time it has become an influence, Eren has like a million followers on Insta @IamErenJaeger
Snapchat :  « who has a netflix account ? » in story, selfies with friends at all kinds of events, often takes pictures of Mikasa and Armin by surprise, never puts a filter on for him or for the people he snaps, everyone can watch his story and comment (public baby), already received nudes… @ErenJaegeeer
Whatsapp : he is in all group discussions but rarely answers, when he answers it is surely because the conversation becomes funny or because they talk about Jean and then it degenerates (when too far between Eren and Jean everyone leaves the group and they end up « wait…everyone is gone…? ») and a new groupe is created but the fight starts again (others are like « here we go again » )
Twitter :  can easily get upset in a debate, is not afraid to say what he thinks, it is blocked by a lot of people (please take away his twitter), has a large fanbase : Jaegerist (@CaptainFlochForster is the leader fanbase…best to avoid them.) it’s very simple : either you’re wrong or you’re not right @ErenJaeger
Tumblr :  He is not really known on tumblr, follow only his friends and is followed only by his friends. Does a lot of reblog tumblr he likes and post a lot kind of sick jokes like « What is the only dog you can eat? - A Hot Dog » (20 followers…)
Armin
Instagram : sharing photos of his travels around the world, a lot of ocean scenery, monuments like the Eifel Tower, does not put a photo of him or his friends, his instagram is public to share his beautiful photos with the world  (2,5K followers) @ArminVibe
Twitter : Sharing conspiracy theories with other twittos, if by misfortune a conspiracy ends up in TT you can be sure that it will tweet all evening, twitter reveals its dark side, It can deal with all subjects and he’s gonna take his time to make you understand that you’re WRONG @ArminArlett
Snapchat : he doesn’t know why he has a snapchat, if you send him a snap photo he will just look without answering but if you start a discussion he will probably lose your message if you have not recorded (his fault, but he really does not do it on purpose, he does not really drag on this social media)
Whatsapp : quite active on whatsapp, in groups it is the one that stays the longest active, uses a correct grammar, always has time for someone who needs to talk (a colossal heart…)
Tumblr : very popular on tumblr with his famous landscape photos, he also likes to share theories with whoever wants it, has created a discussion group of which Erwin and Hanji are part (these three are often found in several discussion groups…), is subscribed to Annie
Mikasa
Instagram : her account is private (like most of his social medias) if she does not know you be sure that she will never accept a subscription request (and she receives a lot of subscription requests), sometimes post photos of Eren and her, sometimes with Armin and a picture with the whole group together, has maximum 5 publications and has maximum 100 subscriptions and she subscribes to only 25 people (who are they?) and her favorite girl’s band @MikasaAckerman
Twitter : is fan of girl’s band, a twitter just to follow their news, she has already been on top tweet (never knew why and honestly she doesn’t care), her account is totally private but she receives a lot of follow requests (she declines) @MikasaAckerman
Snapchat : does not do a lot of selfie but she likes cute filters, often does black snap with dark quotes « the sun always shines after a dark night » , tends to reply 2 days after being sent a snap (🤡) yet she makes the flames with Eren (already 834 flames) so she just ignores snaps
Whatsapp : she is in full of group discussions, but always reads without answering (”Read”), she often ends up leaving the discussion groups (but there is always someone to add her to the group, often Sasha)
Tumblr : has a fake account, by the way she is super popular, she posts her covers of her favorite songs @Mikasong (fucking great voice), already has a small community
Reiner
Instagram : is totally subscribed to Emily Ratajkowski (but who is not?), was the first happy to know that the likes are hidden, kind to like a lot of ass and body fitness (…<.<) it’s sure Historia blocked him (probably deserved) @ReinerBraun
Twitter : profile photo of a football player, often mentions his friends, and ALWAYS mentions Conny for challenges « Dare or not to ring your neighbor’s door at 3:00am and ask him for sugar », the kind to tweets like « Nicki Minaj or Cardi b ? » @ReinerTheBigBrother
Snapchat : You see this guy who makes a lot of views on snap and who everyone asks for publicity? Yes, it’s Reiner. Become master of the screenshot (already found himself in a complicated situation because of it…this awkward moment where you catch something you shouldn’t capture…), also receives nudes (btw 🤡) he never watches stories @ReineerGg
Whatsapp : he often ends up being ejected from discussion groups for his dubious humour and is often the victim of Ymir’s blackmail (screenshots can be fatal…)
Tumblr : he doesn’t even know what it’s for
Bertholdt
Instagram : has two instagram accounts, the first is his real account, he only follows his friends and is only followed by his friends and the second is a (secret) fan account on Annie Leonhart @fannie-kickass
Snapchat : goes selfie on occasions like birthdays (party) or when he is with friends, likes animal filters, snap everyone and without warning, during the evenings with friends he often finds himself in the snap of everyone without his knowledge and discovers him the next day (sleeper pose) @Berth5
Whatsapp : the kind of person to share a lot of petitions like « Hi, Nolan still needs 300,000 signatures to be able to convince his parents to buy him ps5 » (he can’t refuse to share when asked…colossal heart - like Armin <.<), calm in group discussions (is not the type to get involved in an argument, always remains neutral when the situation degenerates), he often speaks with Reiner privately and gives him advice on how to approach Annie - but by the time he decided to send a message to Annie, she had already deleted the application… (legend says he’s still waiting for an answer)
Twitter : if you identify him in a tweet, it will probably not read it but will still like it (why not), he does definitely part of the commentators of entertainment shows or sports matches @Bertholdt
Tumblr : hesitates to create a tumblr but does not really know what he could talk about
Annie
Instagram : shares his training and does not hesitate to make demonstrations of his techniques, is quite popular on instagram, to a lot of publication, post a photo with his father just after each victory with a caption « It is God who gives » ; already has a good community (320K followers), account is certified
Snapchat : never goes on his account, totally professional use, it is his father who manages his snapchat to post in story the videos her training and his official matches with the caption « Little Rocky 🔥 »
Whatsapp : it ended up deleting the app because too much discussion that ends in spam (it will be for a next time Berth)
Tumblr : her little cocoon where she can be herself, the only social media that has her interest, her tumblr is dedicated to the cat, she is a fan @Kitty-Catnnie , the only person in the group to know her tumblr is Armin with whom she sometimes chat
Twitter : She is still on top tweet despite her « Mikasa vs Annie, who wins ??? », she never tweet but retweet a lot of things especially those of Conny, it happens to like the tweets of commentator Jean
Jean
Instagram : if you want to see his account you must first subscribe, generally accept all requests, send quite a lot of DM like « you wouldn’t have a bandage because I hurt myself by falling in love with you » sometimes succeeds other times it ends blocked ( or screenshots that end up on Twitter) @JeanOfficiel
Snapchat : He was blocked by Mikasa and Eren (not for the same reasons), made the flames with everyone (but the most with Marco), has already tried to snap Mikasa in secret (it is caught in the act), loves selfies @Ihateeren
Whatsapp : the kind who doesn’t look to whom he sends a message and always has the wrong discussion, so becomes panicked « DONT READ!!! » accidentally already sent a nude in a group discussion (unfortunately screenshots have been made) Eren laughed about this story for several months like « How is Jeanbo doing ? He’s grown up since last time? » (he doesn’t talk about Jean…you know…)
Tumblr : he created a popular mini series on tumblr « You prefer…? » and also « If you were… » (the concept is very cool and we can do it with all the subjects), made a lot reblog, reblog ALL covers of Mikasa
Twitter : has been blocked by half of the tweetos sphere after several heated debates, is one of the people who comment on the shows mainly reality TV (he does it with passion) « SANDRA LEAVES WITH ANTONIO W/O MONEY !!!! IT’S A FUCKIIIING JOKE ?????!!!!! #TheVillaOfBrokenHeart2 » or « I’m the only one who hates Mike ? #MonacoShore » , it’s that kind of tweet that Annie likes) @JeanKirschtein
Marco
Instagram : accepts only requests from friends, his account is private, sharing small moments of his life with friends and families, use many hashtag like #AllThatGlittersIsNotGoldEvenJean (but nobody understands what he means)
Snapchat : often comments his friends’ stories, is the kind to come talk to you if you put a dark snap like « cruel world »
Whatsapp : often receives private messages like « Marco, are you there? » it always ends in long discussions (« The confidant ») he knows how to find the right words, it is active and always “available” if someone needs it
Twitter : always makes Jean’s defense on twitter, the kind of person to be part of a fanbase (like HarryPotter), uses hastag LGBT+
Tumblr : super popular on tumblr, he makes headcanons and screenplays of his favorite books, series and movies, has a preference for Yaoi but he can make any request (2K followers) @HalfMan
Conny
Instagram : very very popular on instagram thanks to his account with Sacha where they share their farce and does not hesitate to challenge, they post the pranks they make to their friends (1M followers) they are not yet certified @TwoDummies , he has a second private account :  with just family and friends (arround 55 followers) @hismotherson
Snapchat : the kind of person who does a snap at 2H00 of the mat « who for the flames », has a lot of snap discussions, always makes stories that ends badly like « I’m going to ride a bike » and in his last snap he ends up in emergency… (true story)
Whatsapp : has an unimaginable number of “caption this” for ALL situations, it sometimes created discussion groups (it’s just that it prepares a stupidity) otherwise is not super active but will always answer if it has a message
Twitter : clash with everyone « Your mother was pregnant for 9 months of your big head but you can’t stand a joke ? SHAME » (blocked), king of challenges, makes all the challenges where it is mentioned, retweet all the « Dare or not… » of Reiner, uses a lot of abbreviation, he invented a lot of hastag like #AlphaLevi and people have fun with his hastag
Tumblr : his more than empty tumblr, has no profile photo, and compulsive liker, it’s literally a fake account for liking funny things @JustConny
Sasha
Instagram : receives many comments under the photos of his joint account with Conny like « POTAETOS GIRL WE LOVE U » and « POTAETOS POWER », often pranks and ends up in the account, has a second private instafood account and also post photos with Nikolo @MadamePatate
Snapchat : oh my dear, he gets into a lot of trouble (funny drama) so stay connected for his “Storytime” evenings (we often hear Ymir commenting in the background with sarcasm and Conny’s laugh)
Whatsapp : the kind of person to send in a «��bbiad » discussion (I’ll be back in a bit) and never come back in the discussion, written in abbreviation, loves group conversations
Twitter : has disabled twitter because of a "caption” that Conny posted on it (potaetos girl exists thanks to a tweet) but there reactivated a week later, tweets like a dramaqueen « WHAAAAT @netflix SEASON TWO IS COMING OUT TOMORROW BUT NOT TODAY  ???? WHYYYYYYYYY ! I’m never gonna be able to wait till tomorrow to eat my popcorns frkrkellelrlrl BUY ME POPCORNS NETFLIX BUUUY », has already been on top tweet #potatoesgirl
Tumblr : victim of her reputation even on tumblr, reblog a lot of post food and potential future challenges from Conny, often finds “caption this” with her face and always reacts with a more than dramatic surprise « SHIT AGAIN ??! »
Historia
Instagram : receives a lot of DM from people she doesn’t know, never accept them, like all the photos of her friends, you can see her insta only if you subscribe…(15K followers) @RealHistoria
Snapchat : renames all her friends by cute nicknames, the kind that snaps the place where she is or her food with a « have a nice day », queen of selfie, likes the filters
Whatsapp : uses a lot of emoji, hearts have become a punctuation, in group discussions she often comments « Ymir !! » after a sarcastic comment, tries to temper when the situation becomes too stormy
Twitter : avoids twitter like the plague, has disabled her account, reactivates it on occasions before losing interest once again, in fact her account is a fake where she is named @christaLenz
Tumblr : pretty active, committed LGBT+ activist, reblog testimonials, lots of likes, reblog Mikasa covers a.k.a Mikasong
Ymir
Instagram : a lot of photos of Historia (it looks like a fan account), often comments the photos of her friends (unfortunately for them) @Ymir
Snapchat : a lot of selfie with Historia, if a fight or something awkward happens in front of her she will be the first to make a snap (and no scruple to put it in her story), if Reiner is the King of awkward screenshots then she is the Queen for INTENTIONAL screenshots, her memories are filled with compromising photos on EVERYONE
Whatsapp : Do you remember the screenshots on snap? Well it is on Whatsapp that they find their usefulness. Can send them to a discussion group as if nothing had happened but her specialty is a service for her silence (yes blackmail) it’s never anything bad, but enough to piss off the victim (who is often Reiner)
Tumblr : forgot her password and honestly she doesn’t want to find it, why did she tumblr ?
Twitter : she is often upset about debates, often sarcastic in her retweets, « Caption This », always the last word, she is very popular on Twitter, she’s already been on top tweet (because a drama with her identity) @LadyYmir
Levi
Instagram : does not really look at his newsline, Instagram in black and white and very orderly (#GrandArt), his account is public but no one can comment on his photos @LeviAckerman
Snapchat : a block Hanji (too many snap video that turned into spam), to rename all his contacts by nicknames like « Brat Number one », « Brat Number 2 » (etc.) and Zeke « shithead » nothing abnormal, It has already posted a snap of his head in front camera (had not done it on purpose) deleted after realizing…(especially after receiving plenty of notifications), he and Zeke attack each other by proxy story (no one understands…but it’s funny to read)
Whatsapp : is always “offline” or “busy” but will always respond if sent a message, probably blocked Zeke on all social medias
Tumblr : shares his passion for tea and cleanliness, loves the healthy atmosphere of tumblr, has quite a fan, reblog and subscribes to Armin @TeaWithLevi
Twitter : Tweet by accident (in the pocket >.<) like « jf’dyt’rimsjrdy’yfgi » but other thant he almost never tweets, but when he does it is to complain or creepy « today I learned that a lollipop breaks easily like the legs of a clown » (…we don’t want understand), he’s already been on top tweet with the #AlphaLevi like « #AlphaLevi can surround his ennemies. Alone. » ; « #AlphaLevi makes the onions cry » ; « #AlphaLevi can go up downstairs » (we thank Conny for this hashtag) @LeviAckerman
Hanji
Instagram : honestly if you want to do a search on someone you have to check with Hanji, FBI of the net (”the stalker”), its account is public : post photos with Levi (who has to be taken by surprise) mentions everyone on its posts, photo with Moblit during their experiences (like “Break”), its instagram looks cool @OfficerZoe
Snapchat : snap often its scientific experiments (and other) and we always hear Moblit screaming in the background « Hanji-san! Back ! » , they like to comment on the stories of Levi and Zeke, already tried to make the flames with Levi and Erwin (tried without success)
Whatsapp : spends its time doing focus groups before it degenerates, its favorite pairs are Eren/ Jean and Levi/ Zeke but never has a battery
Tumblr : strangely its tumblr is very serious, they share its hypotheses and theories on scientific subjects, they talk about its experiences and future scientific experiments, they post the results of its research, has its own focus group (Erwin is one of them) @DrHZoe
Twitter : @Dr.troublegirl everything is in the pseudo, will accumulate and then become spectator of a massacre, his catchphrase is « you’re implying… »
Erwin
Instagram : it is very orderly and pleasant to look at, post works of art that crosses his path, does not often check his actuality but when he does it everyone is happy…(always the little comment that makes a good mood and a little like)
Snapchat : his story is public but only his “friends” can comment, snap his visits to the museum and snap a lot the streetart but is not really active when he makes “snap discussion” @Eyebrow (account created by Hanji…)
Whatsapp : uses impeccable punctuation and grammar, often discusses with Armin on intellectual topics and confronts their assumption he is the only one who is not part of a discussion group with ALL the characters (just a few groups like Hanji/Levi/Mike), from time to time he receives family photos of Niail and talks about old times
Twitter : activist totally committed to good causes ( #blacklivesmatter) (#justicepourAdama ), retweet the political news, has already tweeted with the #AlphaLevi @ErwinSmitt
Tumblr : pretty active, post on subjects that fascinate him (like history), his tumblr is very interesting and orderly, proposes developed theories and some people (students like Conny) go there to find answers to their homework… @Sasageyo
Zeke / Sieg
Instagram : created an insta to talk with Eren but he got blocked after commenting on one of his photos « Beautiful sweetren, you grow up day by day, signed your beloved brother » didn’t understand why he couldn’t see his instagram after that ; his instagram is very neat : instafood & instabook but doesn’t have many followers because his instagram account is private (like 150 follower) @ZekeJaerger
Snapchat : made stories to address to Eren instead of sending him directly in private (didn’t really understand the concept) that’s how to start the attacks between him and Levi, Eren ended up deleting the app to him
Whatsapp : uses impeccable grammar (also blocked Livai on all its social medias), tends to read without answering « Read since two days »
Twitter :  tweets like « I am now on twitter. » or  « Good Morning Twitter. » and lots of  « Join me on Candy Crush » , he also likes to comment on his favorite culinary shows with a lot hastag, honestly he is one of the people who blocked Eren on Twitter but does not really assume it  « What ? Weird…I must have hit the wrong button… » yes of course… @ZekeJaeger
Tumblr : reblog Erwin’s posts which he finds very interesting, to himself his own theories which he confronts with Erwin in discussion groups, is part of a quite popular team on tumblr “GenshiKyojin”, (with leader Eren Kruger) #uses #too #much #hastag (#like #me) @KemenoNoKyojin
748 notes · View notes
jcfoxington · 3 years ago
Text
@sambambucky​ : “pls... Pastels, Peaches and Pain??? among us first draft??? marvel meets warframe meets a bunch of tumblr posts (it’s not an au!?!??!)
hi jo !!! Pastels, Peaches, and Pain is one of those sambucky wips i have mostly fully fleshed out in my head because of one (1) extreme moment of clarity after a rogue ‘what if’ tangent thought but havent written anything of yet out of restraint / knowing i need to finish at least one of my current sambucky wips before i start it or none of them will get done
this was the rogue tangent thought: “what if Sam is haunted by Figaro’s ghost and has been since he was a kid?”. i’ve changed the ghost cat to not be Figaro but that’s the premise !
i refer to the fic as the cat fic ‘cause the whole plot is based around sam’s ghost cat companion insisting he adopts nat’s cat Liho after endgame and then Figaro later and then [insert redacted because plot spoilers but just know it relates to Alpine]. no im not projecting my feelings about cats idk what youre talking about 
here’s some note snippets just for you:
the cat, inexplicably, takes a liking to bucky, which is really annoying bc sam doesnt know how to explain to him that all the oddly soft gusts of wind are actually sam's dead cat insisting on getting pats
bucky getting shade thrown at him by said ghost cat during all of tfatws + them making up (and not out. yet)
starts when sam's a kid & follows him as he grows up w/ a ghost kitty as a companion only he can see & interact with + angst with an undertone of comedy + getting together
he whispers to ghost kitty, who simply mmrrs happily
for the among us first draft thing, what basically happened is i saw this tweet and this video and my brain latched onto these dynamics so hard i had to write about them. 
here’s a sketch of my two main imposters, Black (left) and Cyan (right):
Tumblr media
and here’s a snippet:
The thing having Cyan pause and stare out at the asteroid field is how the colors stretch to family. When they and Black came aboard, they had thought every crewmember was an adult working on the planet-change project. That the patch of off-white with a black something-pattern-or-shape signified status. In a way, Cyan supposes it does, but just not the way they expected. They had expected it to show what rank an individual held within the hierarchy of the crew, from deckhand to division leader to captain, not to show that you're family of the crew and not actually part of the crew itself. 
There are innocents on this ship. Children. It was not something any of them had anticipated, and not something Cyan had been prepared to deal with. They and Black boarded this horrible place to eradicate a threat, believing each and single one of the humans were accomplishes and dedicated to the goal of destroying Cyan and Black's species, and their planet. But, now?
marvel meets warframe meets a bunch of tumblr posts... doesn’t have a wip title or seperate document for itself yet cause it’s been stuck in my ‘story ideas’ document since its creation. so ‘marvel meets warframe meets a bunch of tumblr posts’ is literally just me describing the vibe of an original world gjkerfkds
the world came to be for two reasons. firstly, i want to do make take on a superhero universe because the plot and complete lack of communication in both the dcu and mcu piss me the fuck off. secondly, needed a place to dump ocs with elaborate backstories or fantasy / sci-fi abilities that dont fit into any of my existing worlds
which sounds super competent but trust me, it isn’t. it didn’t gain any solidity at all until i decided to do a personal ‘how different can i make spn castiel look & still retain the same vibe?’ challenge. i have my own cas now
however, the reason i said ‘marvel meets...’ is because i’ve snagged a couple of different things from the mcu, most notably: enemies to reluctant coworkers to lovers, yes our best friend have the same name. no they’re not the same person, secret evil org is controlling the government, and the assassin that tried to kill you several times is now your best friend
warframe was added to the world because i got attached to my Volt build, gave them a name, and have some headcanons idk what to do with because i refuse to interact with that fandom. also because the friend i made through discussing warframe lore + plot dicked me over so it feels Bad to create for
the glue to this whole mess is that one “in every friend group there’s a mean bisexual, an even meaner lesbian, a she/they, a he/they, a himbo, an astrology bitch, a short king, and a token straight” tumblr post. my main group of superheroes ala the avengers consist of these people. the token straight is the only one i havent figured out who is yet
ever since i figured that out ive been throwing story / character ideas and weirdly specific aesthetics from popular tumblr posts into this world’s notes. here’s some examples:
sword grandmas
that trope where someone’s really nice and acts super well-adjusted to society but then they do something super whack and dangerous and you realize ‘oh they’re secretly a little bit insane, actually’
anti-gay group’s leader’s wife leaves him for another woman
superhero who swore to be the best hero [city / planet / solar system / continent / ????] has ever seen ever since he lost his wife. not because she’s dead but divorce just sucks & the hero-to-be is terrible at coping
dishevelled swamp witch
that one person who runs around with an amulet all the time & isn’t aware it’s cursed
an exasperated, tired superhuman assassin running after their husband and their husband's best friend. their husband and said husband's best friend both have wings. chaos ensues (yes, this one is a sambucky post)
ask me about my WIPs!
BONUS:
@sambambucky​​ : #i want to have a coffee and listen to synopses of all of these.... #i miss the discord wow #WRITING TAG #waitttt time jumping dream movie? lmao I'VE READ THIS LIST FORTY TIMES and every time i rediscover something i wanna know about #outfit doodlesss ugh i need to go
couldnt not respond to your tags because they make me go ghrkjfnerknf but in the good way. we miss you too jo !!
the time jumping dream movie was one of the first vivid dreams i had and the whole thing was so stupidly coherent and whacky i had to write it down. it grew plot, a queer love dynamic, weird sci-fi apocalypse elements, anti-military propaganda, questionable science, and a sequel while i wasnt looking and now i just. have to make it a real movie or i’ll combust
outfit djoodlles.png is only on there because my best friend sent me a ‘draw this outfit’ meme and space kitty, my current character brainrot, stole all the outfits for himself. otherwise, that file just sits there until im feeling like designing an outfit or wanna see how a stupid thing looks on my oc patrick
here’s one of the two poses-to-doodle-outfits-on of space kitty ive made so far:
Tumblr media
and here’s one of those stupid things on patrick (that then turned into an actual outfit of his because i have no self control):
Tumblr media
5 notes · View notes
numbaoneflaya · 3 years ago
Note
I got a lot for you, you don't have to answer all of these 💀. 2, 4, 8, 21, 35, and 50 for Jilly. 3, 7, 10, 41, and 64 for Valkya. And 6, 7, 14, 25, and 52 for Mike. And a large fry 😁
I FINALLY DID ITTTTTT IM SORRY FOR THE WAIT!! all under the cut bcs ofc its LONG
JILLY
2. What are their favourite possessions? Why? (sentimentality, history, price, etc)
-She has 2 stuffed ferrets shes had since she was little :) she calls them stinker and slinker and she loves them so much. Also a collection of friendship bracelets she pretty much makes matching ones for everyone she likes and wears them in rotation.
4. Are they a good gift-giver? What do they tend to give as gifts? -Jilly LOVES gift giving bcs she naturally hoards and steals shit and then ends up with too much shit, so what better to do with it than give to friends?? You're likely to get anything she can swipe that reminds her of u. Tries to vary it to suit whoever shes giving a gift to but her go to is something like stuffed animals and jewelry bcs thats what she likes best
8. What does their dream house look like?
-She would like an at home gym with giant climbable pillars and hoops and obstacles, or just a house with a lot of land and forest she can run around in. She's also way a fan of hidden passages and secret hiding places, anything she can snoop and weasel around in. No scary basement tho
21. What’s their ideal date like?
-Carnival or theme park! Anything with lots of action and noise and prizes. Shed want to play all the games for hours straight and go on all the biggest rides.
36. Do they trust easily? What would you have to do to earn their trust?
-Yes she trusts easily :/ mayhaps too easily. Her way of thinking is innocent until proven guilty and even then, it takes a looooot to make her start to doubt someone because she wants to believe everyone has good intentions. To earn her trust, being nice to her and other ppl is the easiest way, but she's also prone to trust you if you seem secure somehow or just in charge like a position of authority.
50. Why would they be a good partner for a road trip?
-Snacks. On demand. She packs every snack and drink you could ever hope for and stashes up on blankets and pillows too. The type to wanna play my spy and car games and to sing along really loudly to music. WILL stick her head out the window sometimes. Will want to stop at every roadside attraction. Just for fun the reason she might be a bad roadtrip partner is that she talks a lot. And will be loudly singing and sticking her head out the window. And after a while the car will start to smell vaguely of ferret and she might shed.
--------
VALKYA
3. Do they get jealous easily? If so, what usually causes it?
-Shes really not a jealous person at all, especially not romantically. Shes pretty chill in general. Even so, some times she gets jealous of all the time other people get to spend with Naryu. If Valkya feels like someone else is being prioritized over her shes more likely to act out like a baby ggdghdf
7. What’s their “type”? What romantically attracts them to another person?
-Women who could kill her and men who are pathetic, but shes open to anything. Has a thing for nerds, goths, vampires, werewolves, short people, assassins, and most importantly people who are easy to fluster. She will bone anything that moves
10. What’s a simple thing that brings them joy?
-Finishing a good book, especially a series. When shes not in life threatening danger or fucked up out of her mind shes a pretty avid reader. She likes having the free time to sit around a fireplace and snuggle up with a book, though she'll deny it if caught and say she doesnt know how to read hgfdgsd.
41. What would they dress up as for Halloween?
-Demetria 💀 shed just steal her clothes and stretch TF out of em gsdgdfhsd. Or dress up as herself bcs who needs originality when your famous?
64. Describe what their social media would be like.
- Random memes from the last century all mixed up, millions of selfies and nudes out of nowhere. Drunk posting at 4 am and getting into fights w Dem over dumb shit, subtweeting everyone to start drama. Has thousands of followers and does giveaways of shit she finds lying around her house for no reason but shes bored
-----------------
MIKE
6. Do they prefer to have a big social circle, or a few close friends?
-Shed prefer to have a few close friends as long as they ride or die. Most likely die tho. Shes desperate for frienship shell stalk someone to get to know them really well and then delude herself into thinking theyr besties. Sometimes it doesnt go well but she still gets a meal out of it even if shes sad
7. What’s their “type”? What romantically attracts them to another person?
-Someone who looks like they're up for fun! Really into alt fashion and people who seem like they dont give a shit. Confidence, fighters, rebels, anyone she can party hard with. Likes people who are interesting and is especially interested in befriending other killers, they have so much to bond about!
14. Who do they go to in a crisis/emergency? Any particular reason why they choose that person?
-Probably Zeke tbh. Since she turned him hes like the only other vamp besides prim she knows and hes always pretty level headed. Probably goes to him for advice on how to make friends and hes like “maybe dont break into ppls houses and drain their victims out of nowhere :/” and shes like “that was ONE TIME and it worked!!”
25. What are their dreams like?
-All chaotic! Theres seldom ever a storyline or anything, just bright colors and random things happening and an overlying sense of panic or dread. Like those images you look at to understand what having a stroke is like, everything is off color and melting and shes usually running away from something. Typically nightmares but about nothing in particular, just disconnected sounds shapes and figures.
52. What topic should nobody bring up around them, lest the other person be subject to a massive ramble/rant?
-ANYTHING to do with twilight. She knows everything about it. Has seen and read is 12 times over and can quote it directly at any time, do not attempt to argue twilight with her. Diehard team Edward forever. If your tied up and somehow the topic of it comes up just pray she kills you soon bcs she will go on for hours and bring out her annotated copies and force you to go through them with her.
7 notes · View notes
thequeenb · 4 years ago
Text
Enemies With Benefits
Poppy x MC
This fic is inspired by @nerdy-twin post.
Warning: Smut
My, my did i heard right? My sources have been telling me all day about the hilarious fights between Queen Bee and our new starlet
Newbee proved to us since day one that she isn't one to be messed with but don't let her charms blind you. Yesterday Chlo-- i mean Poppy's dog got humiliated Infront of our eyes loves so grab your snacks because this is going to be a long semester isn't that right Bea?
Kisses, The T
Oh that's great. Another post from The T and everyone is looking at me again. Why do people care about this stupid blog anyways? Its so irrelevant and so--
"Oh my god Bea!!" Zoe runs up to me basically jumping from excitement
"Wow slow down what happened?" Seriously she can't even catch her breath
"Girl you are top 15 material now!!" she shoves her phone on my face and i gasp. Alright now i love this blog. Everyone around me whisper and after a moment i can hear cheers from every direction of the pathway
"Woooo B-E-A, B-E-A" they all chant my name and i bow laughing at my sweet victory, i cant wait to wipe Poppy's smirk off her face
Everything stops as i hear clapping behind my back, Aaaaand there she is. "Congratulations you managed to get pass the emo wannabes and the bimbos"
"Big words coming from a bitch like you" it feels like i am in a movie because everyone gasps not knowing how to react to that. Poppy stare at me long enough to kind of worry
"Listen here you ugly pathetic idiot--"
"That's not what you told me last night" i say kinda proud of myself and that's when basically everyone looks shocked. Zoe covers her giggles because she knows alllll about it and Miss Regina George over here have gone completely pink
"I would never not even in a million years touch someone as cheap as you, Chloe go fetch me a latte, ta ta garbage" and she walks away just like that
"Wow you really have an effect on her" Zoe comes behind me laughing and i roll my eyes brushing off another stupid fight
"Do you want to watch a movie and eat our feelings?"
"Girl you know me so well"
___
"Okay but do you want to watch Mean Girls, or the finale of Gossip girl?" I ask shuffling through Netflix
"Bea this school is the definition of Gossip girl and dont get me started on Mean girls, Poppy is--" And that's when we hear a knock on the door
"It must be Penelope i invited her" Zoe yells from the kitchen pouring us both a glass of wine
I walk to the door opening it wide and thats when i see my dear enemy
"What can i do for you?" I say smirking
"For starters buy better clothes, this shirt is hideous" she gestures at my Deadpool shirt, excuse me? How dare she?
"If i wanted to deal with your attitude i would have..oh wait yes you stalk me so you are always on my way"
"Agh can you just stop talking"
I roll my eyes so hard my brain hurts. What the school doesn't know is that we have our secret fights in the bedroom. Of course i was shocked as well but here i am kinda liking Poppy, gosh i probably hit rock bottom
"Goodnight boo" i smile slamming the door shut continuing my night drinking wine and gossiping with Zoe.
___
"I will see you after class, those new burritos are to die for" Zoe says as she kisses my cheek goodbye, i love this woman
I walk freely around the empty campus. One thing that i love about Mondays is that on third period i can just have five minutes to myself and collect my thoughts, that until i find my self pinned against a wall
"Never do that again" Poppy says pointing her finger to my chest
I gasp at the surprise and she looks amused, her and her little games "Do what exactly? Exist?"
She rolls her eyes but i can see how hard she is trying to hide her smile "No one slams the door at me Newbee" and she poke her finger once
"Oh please you are always being an asshole"
"Listen here, just because i let you kiss me once doesn't mean anything, you are still garbage to me and you will always be" and another poke
She tries to do it again but i grab her finger looking at her deep into her eyes
"No you listen Poppy, i am tired of your manipulative games, you are the most awful person i have ever met!" I am glad the campus is empty, if people were here they would probably record or take pictures for The T
"Oh please Hughes you play tough but you really aren't, maybe you were important back in pig town, but here? You are just another pawn" her glare is dangerous, her eyes on fire, our tension so thick you can feel it through your bones
So i did what every logical person would do, i lean in and i capture her lips before she can say anything else that will ruin the mood. At first she tries to deny and make a surprised sound but soon her tongue is dancing against mine.
I pin her against the wall taking a quick glance around to make sure we are alone. I should be in Miss Kingsley class right now but oh god am i distracted
She places her hands around my neck pulling me closer to her, didn't i tell you? She really likes me deep inside this cold heart of hers
"Am i tough now?" i ask, our lips so close, our breaths ghosting on eachother's faces. She swallows hard "Not enough"
And as these words escape her mouth i pin her hands above her head with my one hand effortlessly as my other travel from her waist down her thighs. Poppy always wears a mini skirt enough to ignite my fire
I dig my nails slightly into her flesh and ask once again "I said, am i tough now?"
Poppy moans against my mouth and i start kissing her neck, something that drives her crazy. She wont admit it, she never does but she knows well how much i turn her on and it annoys her
"Let me hear it" i say sucking at the sensitive spot underneath her ear
"Yes you are!" she says holding onto me tight like her life depends on it
My hand now goes beneath her skirt and my oh my do i make her excited. My fingers brush slightly against her underwear and thats when the bell rings, ugh cockblocker
We both immediately separate adjusting our clothes watching the campus slowly getting crowded. Poppy's cheeks are red and i can already imagine what she is thinking of. I smile to myself watching her walk away
And that's when my phone buzz, of course a notification from The T
Hello loves,
Another day another drama. My rising star is now top 10 material, i am proud of you girl but i wouldn't count on it because we all know Miss perfect always gets what she wants. I love drama and Hughes is providing me with the best one yet. Good luck, you will need it
Kisses, The T
I still cant believe what i am reading. Top 10?!! I am here almost two months and i have outsmarted most of Poppy's moves. I smile as Zoe approach me screaming
"I knew you had it in you!!" she hugs me tight spinning me around
"Suck it Poppy" i yell as students around us are cheering. It feels good knowing that people are on my side finally seeing who they are bowing to years now
Someone tugs my hand and as i turn around i see Chloe crossing her arms
"So you managed to reach top 10 i see"
"Oh do you want an autograph? Thats so sweet" i say smirking
"Poppy is waiting for you behind the field"
"And who says that i am going?" I practically laugh but her face remains the same
"Listen i dont have all day Channel is having--"
"Alright dog, good girl! You earned a treat" and like that i give her head a pat walking towards hell basically.
I am sure Pops is mad at me, maybe she likes me but she is serious when it comes to her reputation. I approach her enjoying how nervous she looks
"If you wanted a date we could have arranged it" i say sitting next to her
Her expression is cold and distant and i sigh defeated "okay what is it? Is it the fact that i am top-"
"That list isn't that important Hughes, i can drag you down to the bottom within seconds" Wow okay i get it thats not the reason you are grumpy
"Why did you asked your dog to fetch me?"
Poppy rolls her eyes clearly annoyed by every word i say. Again i sigh not knowing what to do exactly. Sometimes i like to take her in. The way her foot is jiggling, the way she flips her hair when she is awkward. Everything about her is so perfect when all the eyes are laid on her but when we are alone i see another version of her
"I hate how entitled you feel" she finally says standing up "since you got here the only thing that you want is to ruin me!"
I feel my blood boiling as i stand up to get on her level "Excuse me? You attacked me the first moment i laid my foot in here!"
"That's because you love to shove your nose where it doesn't belong!" she now takes a step closer, anger written all over her features
"Oh give me a break, you were always cruel, people just now start to realise it" i take a step closer as well trying to intimidate her
"I run this school Newbee, you like it or not so go back to your little town where you were important because here? You are nothing" she spats out coldly and all i can do is stare at her. Her mask now falls completely
I can see the worry in her eyes,regret. Her posture isn't radiating power, instead i can see how uncomfortable she is. Aw are emotions a new thing for her? How charming.
Without missing a beat i kiss her letting all this anger turn into passion. "I hate you" i say kissing her neck desperately trying to find an inch of bare skin to touch
"I hate you more" she tries to say but her voice trails off when my hand goes underneath her skirt. I smile between our kiss when i feel how wet she is
"Did our fight made you excited?" I ask teasingly
"More kissing less talking" she says capturing my lips into a passionate kiss. I push her against a wall as my hand connects with her center
"Oh Bea.." she whispers against my lips and thats when i increase the pace just to hear her moan. Only i can watch her like this, so vulnerable so real
With each stroke i can hear her shouting my name digging her nails onto my back. Finally her body shakes as she has a violent release and i hold her tight against me
I bring my fingers to my lips and i lick them clean locking eyes with her. For a moment all we can do is stare at eachother and i think we are both questioning what did we just do? I smile trying to reach for her hand but she pulls away
Great she turned on her bitchy mode. "I will see you tomorrow?"
"I will ruin your entire life Hughes!!" She yells while walking away. Well that wasn't what she was saying seconds ago, oh wait yes she was busy screaming my name
"And yes you will, now go fuck yourself!" She yells again and i flip her off smiling
Thats how the rest of the semester went down. Infront of the eyes of the school we hated eachother's guts but behind closed doors we did the craziest things in the bedroom. Overall i do hate Poppy Min-Sinclair but i have to admit, this woman knows her stuff, enough to wonder how many layers does she really has?
Tag list: @lolimugly @origmansello @greatestflirt-hero @mvalentine @otakufangirl-12 @sugarplumpnhoneybun @coldbatfriendroad @coldbatfriendroad @indecisive-choices @i-loveeveryone @kiara-36 @ognenniyvolk @somewillwin @it-lives-in-braidwood-manor
@ghalind @jayrnada @sergeant-pepper-loves-choices @dibberdipper @justastranger-passing
162 notes · View notes
mattelektras · 4 years ago
Note
Im not the anon that asked but I would love to hear the serious answer on why you love elektra because I love her too 💗 and I feel like not enough people love her lol
Tumblr media
hard to do this without getting into My Issues as a person because thats a huge part of why i just. vibe with her so hard. but GENERAL things 
i joke a lot about how i like women who are mean but i REALLY DO LIKE WHEN WOMEN ARE MEAN!!!!!! women who’ve had shitty things happen to them and it hasnt made them kinder or nicer or whatever. not women who dont not take shit because theyre strong n independent or whatever trope we’re on this week but women who dont take shit because they know they dont have to and they dont have to be nice about not taking shit. women should be mean n not worry about being gentle and letting people down gently when they have no reason to listen to them in the first place 
negative character development baby!!!!!!!! she started out as a nice wholesome college girl who wanted to fight her cause and help the world, but then these shit things just KEEP happening to her no matter what she does, whether she kills people or she doesnt, it never seems to get better for her and i just love how that SHOWS. she comes off as cold, she’s a little bitter, she doesnt trust people, she doesnt commit to friendships or relationships easily, she doesnt trust anyone, the list goes on. it just very realistic to me how shes allowed to be all of those things that are usually afforded to grizzled male characters like batman and the punisher and any other dude with stubble and a dead girlfriend 
all that being said, she has a lot of her fundamental beliefs like she DOES, despite herself, believe people can be good inherently, she just doesnt believe it’s her. she’s a staunch defender of women and kids who've been in shitty situations because she wouldnt want what shes had for anyone else
she canonically has depression and has taken medication for it for a long time, even before her father died in some comics, and she’s believably (to me at least. which might say something about me but. next) someone who grew up w depression and thats just how she is. she doesnt emote much, even negatively. and imo, a lot of depictions of depression are based in like... heightened sadness?? idk how else to phrase it, and whilst that can be the case, its not the only way depression shows itself and i just.... relate to her version of it so much
the fact that she was created by one of the most misogynistic comic creators in the history of the medium who wanted an outlet for his hard on for japanese culture who’d die after her first outing, and shes evolved into such a complex, difficult, unique female character who exists so strongly outside of the man she was written to support 
her potential!!!!! she has a best friend within the xmen but shes never interacted with the team as a whole, she has a complicated relationship with black widow who she has so much in common with and would have SUCH a good rapport with, and theres so much to be explored with them in regards to organisations moulding them to be something. she’s died twice and come back not quite the same. can she even die???? what has hand magic done to her??? shes immune to their control, what else has it changed about her??? someone with a brain and taste write a comic about it
while she is completely human, she’s got such total control over her own mind and body that she can slow her heartbeat so no one knows when shes lying, she can hold her breath whilst fighting the purple man so he never gets control of her, she can, to a certain unknown extent “””throw””” her mind at other people’s to immobilise them. there’s a lot that needs to be filled in there but shes potentially very powerful even outside of her physical abilities 
one of, if not my absolute favourite thing about her is that you do NOT get to fuck her over twice. bullseye killed her once with her own weapons, she’s a) beat him every time since to the point where he’s openly admitted she was always better than him and b) had her weapons modified to electrocute anyone who touches them that isnt her. she doesnt let herself be hurt twice in the same way. shes just so protective of herself which comes off as being manipulative or cold or that she only really cares for her own wellbeing, which isnt true but she does what she’s gotta do
which is how we get into the whole murdering for money thing like. she doesnt enjoy killing, she doesnt care for the money, she does it because the things thatve happened to her have made her the sort of person who CAN kill and she sees that as being what shes good for. so if thats what she is, she’ll do it well and use her own murderous skills to do good in the only way she thinks shes capable of 
ALL THAT BEING SAID. shes not infallible, in secret invasion when she encounters bullseye, she physically shakes like, shes TERRIFIED, but she gets her shit together in a second and shuts that off so she can do what she has to do
and speaking of secret invasion, she was the catalyst for this whole universe altering event and no one ever gave a shit about her except for logan!!!! she lost months of her life and her bodily autonomy and she never once asked for help or got any support and she just got the fuck on with it!!!! jessica got a whole comic about her trauma with the ending being that people DO love and care for her but elektra never got that. she’s just incredibly strong and even if she wasnt, no one would ever know because she deals with it alone
shes just so fucking GOOD at what she does and she rarely gets recognised for that like 
wolverine has said she’s more dangerous than him
she took down an entire helicarrier full of shield agents 
she took down 3 super skrulls, two of them disguised as the two people she loves most (logan and matt) and again, just!!!! got!!! on with!!!! it!!!!!
got kicked out of the chaste for being too angry or whatever when in fact, stick just didnt like the fact that she was better than the rest of his secret ninja group
matt knows she’s better than him, and that if an enemy can take her out, then he doesnt stand a chance 
and finally, just the pretene and mythology to her is really... something. being based on a greek play in name and vague backstory in regards to her father but it being so much more deep and woven in than that, to the point where, if you read electra by sophocles, which i have many times for this specific reason, you would think she came first. and frank miller is NOT that smart to have done it all by himself. she is herself such a refined, classic concept with modern ties but also this ancient ass mythology that  makes her so much more than just something marvel did like they do not have the range
idk. she means a lot to me in a way thats kind of embarrassing to admit in regards to a drawing in some comics, most of which i dont even LIKE. you will not catch me being this emotional for any other bitch. i love her so much and whether im projecting or not, no character will ever be Mine (copyright pending) in quite the same way
24 notes · View notes
13tinysocks · 4 years ago
Text
HHHH The Hunt Is On original concepts that were scrapped and I feel like rambling. For context THIO is Jane/clockwork/Jack x reader currently on Quotev. At first it was just Jack tho. Anyway *shakes my ass* Mild thio spoilerz 
-As I said, THIO at first was supposed to be only a Jack X reader. I understand it would have been a lot more popular if it was but tbh I don’t really care. We thought to ourselves, “Ight Jack’s epic but what if lesbians?” And slapped them in. 
-Also put them in for a better story. Jane vs Jeff is super popular and we wanted to do our own take on it. Jack vs Jeff is interesting but Jack has no emotional attachment to Jeff in this universe. Wouldn’t have been much drive without Jane and the lesbianism xoxo.
-THIOs name was supposed to be linked to YN searching for Jack. We kept the name bc these bitches lookin’ for Jeff and how to stop him. The name kinda bothers me now but it’s sticks well enough.
-In early concepts YN was the host of a popular cyptid hunting/buzzfeed unsovled style webshow. She was still going to be autistic w/ a special interest in the supernatural. 
-She was going to be more driven though. She would do fucking anything to prove that ghosts and/or monsters are real.
-Prob 21/22
-Jack was going to live in some abandoned mall or hospital. Same goth aesthetic but less neat and quieter. A lil more unhinged but still wicked smart.
-Soulmate AU!!!!!
-The writing on your skin shows up on your soulmate’s! YN would get hastily written science notes until she was 19 then it all stopped. Occasionally a random mark that was accidental. 
-They were too driven to really communicate much. They both figured, “Eh I’ll get to it when I’m 30.”
-YN writes her entire routine for the day on her forearm. It’s a habit that she can’t shake.
-Jack’s blind and can’t see it. But if Rake were to catch it he’d point it out prob. If Jack so desired, he could take a (shitty) pic of the text and have it read out to him
-He figures it out way before YN
-Uses it to avoid her when she comes lookin’. She doesn’t get how he keeps giving her the slip.
-When he reveals it to her she’s like MOTHERFUCKER!!!! ! !! !! !! But also, ayo? Hot gray dude with a god complex? Wanna make out?
-When it was just a Jack/reader the plot was gonna go a lil like this:
-YNs crew were going to be her buds. One of them was going to be killed by Jack for munchies pre-story. Later on, YN would use a spirit box and make contact with him (Noah) More on this in a bit
-Noah was going to be punk, loud, annoying, and a skater.
-The group is still in shock and mourning even thought it’s been two months. A few people from their block have gone missing here and there. Something isn’t right. 
-YN and co. were going to film an episode where Jack and rake live. Seedeater was contemplated on being there too but we didn’t really connect with him.
-They catch something black and blurry on camera but only see it when they’re editing. 
-Go back over and over. Nothing.
-YNs like fuck it! Im going alone bc y’all loud.
-Night vision handheld camera like outlast
-Gets a good pic of Jack. It’s unclear, he has his mask on, he’s on all fours.
-Thing is, he like, is faking being a feral animal bc he wants YN to fuck off. 
-Just imagine being smart but crawling around and growling so this girl will go away.
-Doesn’t attack her bc he’s very aware that if too many folks go missing around the area then more people will look. He doesn’t fell like relocating again.
-YN gets in contact w/ Noah via the spirit box.
-Ghosts r real baby!
-He spills on what happened to him. Tells YN that it’s too dangerous.
-His ghost is super duper fucked since Jack got to him when he was STARVING
-YN sort of heed his warning. She’s like ayo!!! Monsters are real that’s so swag but also I’m gonna expose that thing for what it did to you >:
-Noahs like on god literally dont you will die
-No <3
-There’s a big reveal when Jack finally stands up normally and YN is about to piss herself bc the entire time she thought he was a smart dog xoxo
-YN peaces the fuck out
-Goes back a lil later. Scared but determined. No one believes her abt the spirit box and Noah won’t show himself to anyone else.
-YNs upset about Noah but a curious person. Wants to examine Jack from every angle before she exposes his ass.
-Trail and error. Lots of him chasing her off or almost actually fucking killing her. 
-Eventually, there’s like a weird unorthodox interview.
-YN asks him questions from across a tiny table. He’s so fucking tall, he could reach over and snap your neck in an instant. 
-Learn about one another. 
-Bonding. Some frenemy type of shit.
-Jack is YNs 7ft tall lil secret
-Closer. Forgiveness.
-Someone else is like ayo? There’s body parts at (Jack’s place of residence)
-Ruh-roh law enforcement.
-YN and co. saves Jack 
-Friends feel betrayed but they like ight ig, monster fucker lookin ass
-Gets muddied here bc this is where we did an overhaul to the plot where it was more of a character driven, tragic, depressing, hope punk, sort of thing with lesbians and mullet Liu. 
-Note that I’m not going to write this. I’ve found I only enjoy writing polyamory fics instead of solo stuff x.
-THIO is currently ongoing and it is a lot different and very, very plot heavy. The link for the fic is in the thio/ the hunt is on tag. 
24 notes · View notes
truthbehindthemysteries · 4 years ago
Text
⛧ Tʜᴇ Oɴᴇ Tʜᴀᴛ Gᴏᴛ Aᴡᴀʏ ⛧
Tenth Doctor x Reader Summary: It was hard to trust people as you had reason to regret doing so in the past, so when you let those rare people in : it's a special thing. Unfortunately your love for a mad man in a blue box would lead to your demise. If only you had known what you never would now.... Perhaps there could have been a happier ending instead. Warnings: none, i don't think. A/N: this came to mind a little bit ago and i couldn't just not write it; I hope anyone enjoys reading this! Theme Song: Arcade by Duncan Lawrence.
Tumblr media
It had gone on for so long, it was hard to pinpoint where it started. Life deals anyone with troubles and you have certainly gone through a fair few on your own, growing up fast having to be an adult when you were still a kid doing the mischievous, fun but carefree things without any responsibilities for yourself aside from going to school, basic self-care and doing chores assigned to you. First, it had started with people taking advantage of your kindness, using it against you to wrap you around their finger only for them to stab you in the back in the end. You always gave too many chances, having developed such a heart of gold, it would be a rare treasure itself. People have lied to you, hid things from you, manipulated you, used you for their own gain. They made you trust them enough to be open with them and feel close only to rip off that internal band-aid you put on to protect yourself from the traumas you have gone through. Like pouring salt in a wound, they made you regret showing a side of yourself to someone who didn't have a care in the world.
At different stages, at first, you were confused and in denial. No one wants to admit to being 'weak': Everyone wants to put up the front that they are some strong and fierce person but everyone has a gentle side. It's always the quiet ones you got to watch out for. Even the people you loved and thought you knew, can surprise you. Luckily for you, you managed to find very few real ones along the years after you moved out of your hometown, got a job, even went to college, and started working on yourself. So when you had found yourself in an undeniably strange event, leading you to meet the Doctor & Rose Tyler? You found the life, the kind of home, and happiness you had never felt elsewhere. From the moment you and them spoke, interacted with each other, when they grabbed your hand and you all ran together. Things changed forever from that day, giving you the best memories of your life. If only you had known what it would lead to. Would you have turned the other way and never let yourself cross their path or would things remain unchanged. You had formed a close friendship with Rose - finding her to be a lively, loveable girl with a passion for life, adventure, love, and passion. Being close in age to her, you two were practically tied at the hip. It would not make sense to not be considering you both traveled with a two-hearted alien who travels through all of time and space. Speaking of said man.... You glanced over at him as he spoke with Yvonne Hartmen, the currently leader of the organization known as Torchwood. You had went along with him and Jackie as he questioned the woman on everything involving the Ghost Rift. Eyes wisful, you played with your hands as you followed them, being quiet due to your thoughts. Being one who has trust issues, it was definitely hard when it came to love. What a word right? How could you properly describe such a strong intense emotion that you feel for someone? To you? it was that smile on their face they gain despite the hardships they have gone through because they are strong enough to overcome them. It's them being the first thought as you wake up and the last one you have before you go to sleep. It's like a breath of fresh air that makes you feel more alive than the normal breaths you take because the ones you took before were before finding your other half, the one meant for you. Like a soul twin split in half trying to find the other, having done so and feeling a sense of home in that other person. That wherever they go, you go. It was everything in you feeling at peace as if 'Hey there you are, I've been waiting for you. My soulmate, my missing piece, my other half, my true love, you're the one' . It was all the secret jokes, the meaningful looks, it was all those hugs and the longing stares. It was all the smiles and the laughs. It was picking each other back up at their falls, their troubles, their struggles, their weak moments. Always supporting, trying to understand and the mutual respect. It was dancing at early hours in the morning in each other's arms, not needing any music. It's that immediate no hesitation, full determination kind of actions and the loving words when they are threated or are in danger. It's there is nothing you wouldn't do for them. You two would go through not just the great, good, and the amazing but the bad, the horrible, and the sad together bc you would rather go through all of it together than not experience the happiness together and go through the struggles alone. It's having a hand to hold, always knowing that they are there for you, even if you dont want to admit it. Your companion. You chuckled quietly to yourself, running your tongue over your bottom lip. Technically you are the Doctor's companion, not the other way around. But.... you think as your eyes trail over his figure in that suit with the brown overcoat. You so badly wished you could be more but you're not surprised that nothing has seemingly changed. The Doctor for all their flaws but the attractive qualities they hold {looks are just a bonus to you: its everything else that matters.} They could have anyone, all of people in time and others of similar and different species in space at their pleasure to engage with, why would they ever possibly want a human girl from Planet Earth with issues due to the toxic way her life had grown to be, trying to fight through it to become your own person away from all that. Since being swept up together in the blue box, you and Rose had grown to love and care about the timelord. You two had made your choice a long time ago: After everything the Doctor has so far seen, heard, went through: everything he has done? He had for however long a time, do it all alone. But he didn't have to anymore, he had you two. Though.... your eyes dim as sadness sweeps over your features, making sure to have them disappear, unaware of the timelord in focus would watch you out the corner of his eyes from time to time. He and Rose are close: They HAD to have something going on which was why you always kept your mouth shut, feeling like the third wheel trapped in your thoughts because you didn't want to ruin anything. Maybe one day, you should let all you feel out and maybe just maybe, you would gain the strength to move on and accept the beauty of everything you did have. At least he was in your life, he could not be at all? In him and in Rose, you found home. You found friendship and love, you found another family. A real genuine one that included a certain immortal captain and a brilliant childhood friend and boyfriend of Rose's. Thinking back on the Doctor, you couldn't help but smile, warmth and light showing through your eyes and heart starting to flutter. From the chocolate brown hue of those eyes, so deep and soulful that you could drown in their depths. You love his eyes: They held so much knowledge, love for life, adventure and passion, loss and pain, but wisdom as well. From the soft spiky hair you wish you could run your hands through to the sharp jawline and those lips. That dorky frame that he covered in suits and a brown overcoat. From the way he gobbed: Ramnling on and on about different planets, histories, cultures, historical people and other alien species, to alien technology and his Tardis, and that was just a f e w to mention. YOu adored his intelligence, you too could relate on having a thirst to learn and explore. But then with the dorkiness and the physical charm came his hearts. They were hearts of gold they are. After all, he had double the heart and from the way he tried to live the majority of his life: Never be cruel or cowardly, Never give in and always be kind. He loves and cares with so much, it's to an unthinkable extent. You knew how unbearable the pain of losing Gallifrey was, he refused to ever even talk about it. But he trusted you and Rose, you got to see a side of him that no one else saw. You wished you could do anything to take that pain away but you can only do so much. You hope it's enough.. =============================================================================================================== Things had gone from 0 to infinity really quick. At one point, the Doctor was challenging Yvonne and suddenly all the Ghosts across the world had transformed into being what they really were: using the weakness of humanity in the form and feeling of their lost loved ones into being much darker: Cybermen. That wasn't even the worst of it, however. Locked away in Torchwood was a sphere of strange existence, coming from timelord origin, storing countless Daleks. The very comical looking monsters who equally have caused a reputation of horror to anyone who crossed their path. From the sounds coming off from 'Delete' to "Exterminate", the rolling of the pepper looking pots to the harsh deliberate stomps of the metal men, you along with Rose Tyler, Mickey Smith, and the others from Pete's world tried to stop the invading forces from wiping out and causing destruction to humanity. In the action of it all, including going back and forth between worlds, you and Rose showing your loyalty and decision to the Doctor, stopping the Daleks AND the Cybermen, trying to make sure anyone and everyone was saved and protected as much as possible: The Doctor had found a solution. Magna Clamps in his hands that once put against something could hold immense weight as if it were nothing. You, your fellow human friend, and the alien would hold on tight for dear life to not be sucked into the other world, due to the particles you three were practically soaked in due to time/space traveling. In their own ways of screaming, all the Daleks were ripped from where they had each been, droves and droves of them being sucked out of your world from whence they came, the Cybermen following after them which would no longer post a threat to the world they had been inhabiting for dark intent. Suddenly, your heart sunk. The system was malfunctioning, going to go offline for the Magna clamp that Rose was clinging onto. "Hold on, don't let go!", The Doctor yelled, holding on the seperate side way from you two girls. You struggled, dropping one hand to get Rose's back on so she could fully hold on once more, You and her both had a knuckle whitening death grip on the clamps, refusing to be ripped away from the one you two loved and cared about with everything to give. "I got it Rose, it's back, Hold tight.", you said, the system turning back online once more. Inwardly taking a breath of relief. Rose smiled, her nerves starting to calm as she shared a smile with you. THat was close. Meanwhile, the Doctor stared at both of you, his eyes never breaking contact, refusing to. He would never make you two go back on a choice made though he would have understood. Nerves shot by everything that was going on today, if he lost either of you? He feared how he would be to that. YOu and him shared a nod. Suddenly, the thing went back offline again and it was getting much harder to hold on. No.. NO, this couldn't be happening. Rose tried before you could to get it back online again but you both could see she was struggling. Your heart pattering away like a machine gun, you slowly looked from her to the Doctor, thoughts running wild and madly in your head. You didn't want to lose Rose, if she fell through then you and the alien would never be able to see her again an you couldn't go through that, the alien couldn't either, not another loss. Eyes welling up with tears, an idea that would break you came into your head. A sigh came out your lips, cracking which made it harder to breathe. The world didn't need you, it would be okay without you: It couldn't lose the Doctor either, they both needed each other, not you. The world needed the timelord. Making the heartbreaking decision, you dropped your hand and put it over Rose's on the clamp. Her eyes immediately shot towards you, frowning and knowing you were going to help as she struggled for dear life.. A sad internal cry, makes all of you. "It's okay,  you're going to be okay Rosie.. Trust me?" Her eyes start to widen in realization, the Doctor starting to look confused and his hearts started to beat painfully in his chest. What was going on? Rose shared a look with you that lasted, "Please don't do this, no- stop it! Don't you dare! no!-" but with great force while trying to be careful, you had her hands tightly onto the clamps you had been held onto, your hands going where hers had been,. on her clamps... Breaths turning shakier and tears spill down your cheeks, you give a look towards the Doctor, eyes showing what you could no longer hide: love, pain, unspoken apologies.,... Tears welling up in his eyes and head shaking as he held on, You smiled sadly at him once more, no longer having the strength to hold. You wish things could have been different, you thought as you fell weightlessly away, like floating on a bed of waterm you felt so light. The Doctor's hearts broke, the tears spilling down his cheeks and pain evident in his eyes as he held on. So badly he wanted to fall so he could be with you.. No, he was the Doctor, he could fix this. He had to, Please... Mouth wording silently 'i love you.' as you looked at him and Rose, especially him one last time , your whole life flashing before your eyes before Mickey caught you on the other side. Being able to let go of the clamps now that they were safe, the Doctor, ran full force right at the barrier, trying to get to you but knowing he couldnt. Hitting the wall with such force from his chest, he groaned from the impact but he didn't stop. He kicked, he punched and he screamed. How dare the universe give him something as wonderful as you after all his life has been,. torturing him with a life that could have been then rip you away from him as if it were some cruel harsh joke? NO, this was a joke it had to be. In the background on the floor with her hands on the flat surface, Rose cried brokenly for you, wishing what she felt was you instead. She had literally ran from everything she had ever known, putting her life literally at the mercy of a two hearted alien with an imposibble travel craft , born from a different planet. It had always been you and her, two human girls from Planet Earth, close in age and relating to much. You two were practically family, No.. you are, ... you two were. Why would you do this? How could you do this? "Please.. don't just.. please, come back to us.. give her back... Dont leave him.. don't leave me.", she choked the words out, her voice cracking and making it hard to speak from the pain in her voice, vision blurring from the steam of tears. By this point, the Doctor's hands were bloody, knuckles bruised and scabbed, the blood showing on the clear white wall seperating them and you from each other. "THIS. IS. NOT. FAIR! I won't accept this.. you give her back to me Universe. YOU GIVE HER BACK TO ME RIGHT NOW DAMN IT...", he hits the wall, taking deep breaths as tears fall down his cheeks. Stupid timelord: Opening your hearts to a human girl who you would have lost at some point anyway. Did you really expect to have her forever. If only you had admitted your feelings sooner, perhaps things could have went differently. "please.. you promised me always and forever. We swore that to each other: You, Me and Rose. through the glories and madness of everything together, it was us three. Come back to me, please.. i can't lose you.. i-", he crumples to the floor, leaning his head against the wall and hand to, looking where his hand and the wall met, wishing he was with you. Perhaps it wouldnt be so bad. Of all people he had to hopelessly, crazily and madly, head and hearts and soul over heels, irrevocably stolen by you: You had such an effect on him and now you would never k know. Know how much he loves you, how much he cares, how he wishes he could have kept you for his own: A rare coveted treasure that not even he felt he deserved but felt lucky to be in the life of. "Please.. please don't leave me.. Everyone i ever lost, my planet, my people and my home. All the horrors i have seen, you were my sunlight through all this darkness. You saw good in me when all i saw was darkness. You were my sun, my light. You were my conscious and my sounding board. You saw the deepest vulnerable parts of me and in you: i developed the courage to finally start to heal on my own for myself. You always got under my skin, branding us as one.. I wish we could have been. I.." he takes a deep breath, unaware you were on the other side, your hand where his was. "I love you.. I love you so much and it's killing me. This is hurting me so bad inside and i hate it. I don't want to feel anything. If i had never met you, i know i never needed you in my life but its been happier since you been in it. My hearts living and walking, breathing and being outside this old body. You never gave up on me or abandoned me. YOu gave me a chance when you could have ran a w a y instead. I love you, i love you with everything that makes me, me. My hearts have been stolen as they have been waiting for you long before i ever met you and since knowing you, that will never change. I am and will forever be yours." Why did the Universe have to be so cruel? Why give you?/Why give him if it was just going to be lost? People shouldnt have to be happy BECAUSE they would be sad later on. Call it cheesy or whatever but there shouldn't be sadness or pain at all: Why couldn't there just be good? Of course, rational thoughts and sense rule out in the end: There must always be a balance. As the Doctor opened the floodgates of everything he felt for you, Rose realized painfully in the background why you did it which the Doctor included in what he said: YOu sacrificed yourself for her because you thought she was more deserving to have stayed, that he loved her and not you, that the world would be better off, ; That was so far from the truth that it wasn't even an idea to be entertained. At the same time on your end in Pete's world, Jackie and Pete Tyler as well as Mickey Smith watched as you broke before them, sad in their own ways of losing Rose, the home they always known for a parallel one and for you, unable to help. You however didn't fight against the wall, trying to get back to the man you love literally a world apart. You just lied sideways against the wall, hand where the Doctor's was, crying brokenly as your body wracked in shakes. "I only ever imagined what my life could have been if i never met you.. I wouldn't have found so many beautiful friendships, i wouldn't have fallen completely in love with you: I wouldn't have seen everything this universe has to offer. I wouldn't hold all the wonderful memories i only have left but to cherish now. I love you.. I wish i had been strong enough to tell you.. I'm so sorry, but you couldn't lose her. You two needed each other but you'll be okay, we all have to be." You fought to get the words out: Your heart, your soul, your brain, the feelings in your fists and your legs to fight through this pain and say NO it wouldn't control you or your life, You will have that life with the man you love that you both deserve... However, trying to open a gap once more would only have disastrous consequences and you were far from selfish. You should have been in this. "Thank for the beautiful memories. Thank you for bringing such love and life to one that had been lacking it for years: You brought me out of that pain, that brokeness, that darkness and showed me how amazing life can be. A great way to live your life for yourself, to be as brave and smart and fierce to make your own legacy, your own destiny. To take life by the reigns and fight for yourself, to fight for those who can't protect themselves. Thank you for giving me you: I wish things could have been different." You weren't going to ramble on and on what was obvious as you cried your heart out for a person that you would never see or hear from again. Mickey slowly wrapped his arms around you, encircling you in his embrace, giving you comfort and warmth. You turned your head to bury it in his chest as you held him tightly by the shoulders with your arms in between his, sobs racking through your body as he rubbed your back. He didn't care that you fought against him, that you cried and got his clothing wet, didn't care that you held him so tight that it could hurt. He was hurting too. Rose's family was suffering. "I'm here, i promise.. Things are going to be okay, i'm here. I'm not going anywhere." You heard the words, also like a timelord? Not wanting to feel anything. You cried yourself hoarse until you couldn't produce more tears for that moment, "I love him Mickey.. I know it wasn't a smart idea with how he lives his life and i wouldn't be around forever but he didn't make it easy. Nothing was ever easy but it was worth every second. He is worth fighting for.. how can i even begin to let go." Being helped to your feet, your made to look at Mickey as he wiped your tears, Jackie joining him to smile sadly at you, taking your hand, "Together.. We'll help each other sweetheart.', Pain in your body was intense, making it breathe, You bit your lower lip as you nodded at them, at Pete behind them. Turning to look at the wall which seperated you from all that you ever known, vision went blurry from the tears that fell. Loving him was a losing game, wasn't it? Carrying the broken pieces to a new home you'd have to make, You could only hope that you and your broken heart would get stronger as time would heal the wounds. Meanwhile with the Doctor, he and Rose slowly left though ofc considering the feelings, it was impossibly hard too. Should have known, human girl and timeless child: It was a death sentence, the nails to a coffin or two when you two decided to give all you two had to give, nothing held back for each other. Stupid boy and girl, you should have known that broken hearts could be left from this. Losing pieces, trying to find a new home, afraid of whats to come, Loving each other was a losing game. Perhaps if love really was true, you two could find your way back to each other again because no matter the directions, the courses, the destination is always the same no matter how you get there and by the way of fighting for each other, you two could be what you both should have been.
5 notes · View notes
thereal-linh-cinder · 4 years ago
Text
Cinder’s Notes on Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets
We’re back with CoS!
Again, massive spoilers for the entire HP series (obviously)
Woo the hell plans where theyre going to stand when dinner guests arrive? you seem so unbelievably inhuman, which, i suppose the Dursleys are, but still...
DUDLEY’S COMPLIMENT FOR MRS. MASON
Because Harry is an unreliable narrator, is it possible that the Dursleys treat him slightly better than is described? Unlikely, but something to consider
Harry is so humble?
He’s also hilarious “[Voldemort] hasnt got a brother, has he?”
bars on the window are a bit extreme
the twins ooze chaotic energy
are the owls that wizards use magical? they always seem to understand humans VERY well...or is it just magic that gives magic folk a better connection w animals? Or is that just how owls are? Or do I just not understand how carrier birds work? 
rather convinient that only the bottom stair creaks and not like. the 13th from the top or something
“Draco made Dudley sound sweet” i mean. childish bullying at school  vs physical abuse for years but ok go off jkr
the twins are 14 and driving a car. in Britain. where you have to be 18. chaos
Mrs. Weasley reminds me way too much of my own mother
Percy wears sweater vests confirmed (are we surprised)
Please take a moment to imagine Percy’s reaction to Hermione becoming Minister
Lockhart + Rita Skeeter (idk what this means but its in my notes)
“got the impression that Snape could read minds” 👀
Lockhart is just gonna go through the whole rainbow huh
Lockhart really compared Harry almost DYING to him winning that stupid smile award. Bruh.
Lockhart has 7 books
I feel bad for Nick :(
There’s so much about the Vanishing Cabinets in this book!
that moment with the salamander and the firework is a gem
Do Ron and Hermione at least hear hissing in the walls?
so Lockhart is basically running the Hogwarts theatre department huh
why was Ron’s first thought toenails
Scarhead? Thats the BEST insult you can come up with, Malfoy? 
Yeah, let the 12y/o deal with the rogue bludger on his own, y’hear? (can you tell I’m a lot older now)
Honestly, Madame Pomfrey? Kinda a savage
If Voldemort was 70 when he died in ‘98, and he went to school with Lucius, how old is Lucius? 
Technically, if all purebloods are related, Harry IS a descendant of Salazar Slytherin. Not the heir obvs, but you know
honestly when you think about it, Fawkes’s death is hilarious. Like Harry’s just chillin and sees a cool bird and then it spontaneously combusts 
Did Crabbe and Goyle ever get their shoes back? 
Ron has REALLY good intuition
Why do they still have Riddle’s trophy on display? Like yeah not many people know that he’s Voldemort but that just feels like the equivalent of like...keeping up a trophy for the kid that turned out to be a sch**l sh**ter
Ok but the younger Weasleys have this knack for bullying Voldy. Twins pelted him with snowballs, Ginny flushed his diary down a toilet, Ron barfed slugs all over his special award....
well Harry if its a DIARY where you conventionally write personal stuff about your day or your crush, why are we surprised that it doesnt even have stuff like “dentist” and “aunt mary’s birthday” or “half past 3″ written in it
RON’S INTUITION BRUH “[the diary] coud be dangerous” “maybe [Tom Riddle] murdered Myrtle] yall know that theory abt him being a seer? yeah
I adore these characters so much bc theyre so real?? Lke we truly watch them grow up. Something about the way 11y/o Ginny covers her face and runs away vs how she acts in the later books just. I adore it. 
So this is where I broke my own heart and froze for a solid 15 minutes. I was beginning to write “I hope the twins sang ‘His Eyes Are As Green As A Fresh Pickled Toad’ at their wedding” before I realized that only one twin got to attend Harry & Ginny’s wedding. I trailed off at the S in twins and you can see how shaky my hand got in the writing (i wrote all of this out in a journal)
Riddle’s personality is so well preserved. (and then I remembered that he made his first horcrux that year and THATS why bc this is 16/17 y/o voldy’s soul)
In Riddle’s memory, he stops by the potions room after speaking to Dumbledore on the staircase. Slughorn is teaching that year. Harry says he is stuck outside that room for “what felt like an hour.” Is this where Tom asks about horcruxes? Technically at this point, Myrtle has already been murdered and its been a while but I’m p sure he asks about horcruxes after class one day. But idk. It really seems plausible, and It’s possible that he altered the memory to show Harry...
this is my least favorite book so i just wrote “this is the most boring book. I’m skimming.”
ah forcing 12 y/o to choose a career path
Quidditch mathces are EARLY (im used to sports matches in the evenings but i guess soccer matches are early and such so it makes sense) (my american is showing)
Is sitting at any table allowed? I never understood that and it used to bug me in the movies. Is it only required to sit at your House table during important feasts? Is that how a lot of inter-house relationships come to be? 
Fudge’s wardrobe was ROBBED in the movie. They really made him look like an established businessman when when we first meet the man, he’s wearing a pinstriped suit, scarlet tie, POINTED PURPLE SHOES and honestly woud it have been so hard to at least give him the lime green bowler hat? Such a staple of his personality
i feel like we tend to forget that hagrid has been to Azkaban
Ron saw Draco being racist and had to be physically held back by his friends. Mans was ready to THROW HANDS. 10/10 absolute icon
The prejudice against werewolves is very prominent.They clearly dont know a lot about them/arent taught (constantly expecting to find them roaming the forbidden forest EVERY NIGHT)
literally WHAT would they do without Hermione
still shocked that Hermione Jean Granger would willingly rip a page out of a book, especially a library book. But maybe thats just the fact that I’m the daughter of a librarian.
is the basilisk page from Fantastic Beasts? They really called it “a page from an old book” its literally in ur first year curriculum but ok boys
Why did Ron toss Lockhart’s wand out the window? He couldve used it instead of his spellotaped one. Granted, it wouldnt have been very good later on if he had, but. You know?
if this Tom is just an imprint of Voldy’s soul at 16/17, how does he even know who Harry is
he already has voldy’s laugh
OH Ginny told him about Harry that makes sense
Voldemort is SO dramatic. Imagine your buddy Tom one day says “hello dearest closest friends, I’ve decided I hate my name so I tried to make an acronym. Please only refer to me as Voldemort from now on. Also I could spell Lord with my name, so I am claiming my new status as a Lord.”
Also he’s holding Harry’s wand. Why is he sending this ginormous, super sow snake after this tiny scrawny 12y/o? Just kill him yourself. Even when Harry gets poisoned Tom’s like “take ur time bro imma watch u die i have nothing better to do” and only when neither of those first tow extra af options DO NOT WORK does he think “oh well guess i gotta use this WAND now ugh” like was he just not corporeal enough to actually use the wand yet or???? Buddy. If you really wanted Harry dead I feel like you could do better.
the fang SPLINTERED in Harry’s arm????????????????? uhm
Harry gets covered in ink a lot in the series
Dumbledore is such a simp for Voldemort honestly
I forget that Harry & Ron get trophies for special services too bro
did Arthur create the Muggle Protection Act???
...why DOES Lucius have Voldy’s old school things? 
Harry and Ron got a total of 400 points for this. But only 10 FOR TAKING OUT A TROLL AT AGE 11 
Lucius is LITERALLY on the PTA hes a school governor 
19 notes · View notes