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The doomed futility of Sisyphus; Sisyphus The Myth Kdrama Analysis

Before we start this analysis, I did have a lot of help getting to understand what's happening in this show especially the logical rules of time travelling, due to this website bitchesoverdrama, we have a great community over there we talk about shows and comment our thoughts and the way packmule sees things in shows is so inspiring. So even though this is my theory it is based of her own theories and opinions on what's going on in the show. 

Sisyphus The Myth Ep 1-4

Let's talk about Sisyphus. The Korean drama that everyone seems to have something to say, mostly negative because they don't understand where the storyline is going, and because of that frustration of lack of understanding, they go to insults, and annoyance, and lack of patience to wait it out, they call the show ridiculous with it's terrible directing and also outlandish action scenes and unreasonable logic. The first mistake these people made is going into this show, thinking it was a logical sci-fi. There is another show where people have mistaken a mystery fantasy plot (as the writers announced it was, in an interview)  for sci-fi because it includes scientific rules sometimes and discusses time travel. Do you the know the show? It's The king's Eternal Monarch. So because logical people have it out for writers using specific sci-fi plotlines to write a romantic mystery show; that doesn't actually base its self on the realism or logic of the science they expected, people call these stories dumb; they say it's ridiculous and should not have been done. And it's hard for people like me who completely gets bored at the idea of a sci-fi show, I'm not logical. Let's first get that out of the way; I won't be calculating mass, and time, and velocity and use maths and science as a base for my analysis.  In fact, I usually run away from anything to do with sci-fi. But there's something funny about this, that with TKEM and now Sisyphus, mystery fantasies that do incorporate a piece of the sci-fi genre, actually make me enjoy them. 

Perhaps it could be argued that it's because I'm not smart and I like ridiculous things, I only want romance with shitty writing, and maybe that's it. However, I disagree, what I see in these stories are a different sort of basis; instead of relying on scientific logic rules, or whatever is seen as appropriate in a sci-fi plotline, they use meta; they use other things to make their world mean something. For TKEM, it was literature and fairytales, and stories, and for Sisyphus actually named after the  Greek myth, it's the same. In order to understand where a show is going when it uses a literature base, you have to first understand the source. What is the source saying? Why have they chosen this source to tell this story? But people clock out and don't want to wait, aren't connected to the characters enough to care, or just plain detest anything that doesn't follow a specific set of logical rules, and that's fine; you're allowed to like or want whatever you want to see on TV, it's your experience, but  for the others who do want a show that is maybe deeper, interesting, laced with a good plot and love story that is sad, futile and also romantic, then I would suggest Sisyphus being for you. This isn't going to have a lot of support, and I already know this. Still, I do want to write about this show and explain why I'm into it because it has everything I like, a mysterious plot, fantasy/sci-fi elements, and a romance that is very angsty but also very deep. The show's director maybe not be as great as the others before him, but I think he's doing an okay job showcasing what he wants from the story. So yes, Sisyphus has so many scientific questions to ponder about, but I want to get rid of all that and focus on the bare bones of the story. How does this myth connect to this story, and why does it foreshadow how good this plot could be? This doesn't mean, this plot will be great because it all depends on the directing and writing skills, I'm not familiar with their work and with the director. I don't particularly care a lot about what he offers. But I know how he makes shows, I know the themes he's into and from this myth analysis, this show is definitely up his alley. So for now, I'll keep enjoying it and analysing, but it doesn't mean I think it's the best thing ever to exist in this genre. Okay, now we have that out of the way; let's learn about Greek Mythology, shall we? 

An Introduction to a Genius

So who or what is Sisyphus? When I hear about Sisyphus, I think about the guy who tried to run away from d*ath but ended up being captured by Zeus for even trying to think he could do that. He ends up basically with this painful task of constantly rolling a boulder uphill. In a way, it's depressing AF, and it really holds this theme of futility and punishment. So it's interesting to see we have a character who is being punished for his brains and his cunningness to evade situations and save people, and it seems unfair that he gets this ending. It also makes me worry about Tae Sul, our main character in Sisyphus the myth, who begins the first episode evading d*ath by saving tons of people on a plane and then also wanting to revert a specific family member's demise that he feels guilty about. Taesul is just as smart and cunning as Sisyphus; he uses his skills, his brain and his talent to help people. So it's a bit disturbing because already from looking at him, it's unfortunate he's destined for a futile, sad ending; he's destined to be punished by powers be, for being an obstacle. And will you have it, the whole plot revolves around him being chased by people who want to get rid of him because it seems he's found a way to prevent d*ath and prolong the lifespan of the people he loves. What a surprise. Honestly, it's that simple; the boulder represents him having to take on weight constantly because of his actions and live with that repeatedly being chased by the thing he tried to avoid. The episodes scream that it's because he tried to bring back his brother from the past, but the thing is, there's more to the myth of Sisyphus than just this outline. So before we can truly understand the big picture and where this plot is, we need to truly go back and understand the real story of Sisyphus, the myth. 

Let's go back. So yes, Sisyphus is cunning, smart, witty, he has many moments since he's apparently a king, royal full of influence and power. He really cares about protecting people, including himself, yet the way people see him is actually harmful. They see him as childish, sneaky, heartless and a player. Surprise. The thing is, this is precisely how we are introduced to Taesul. He's a big flirt, a big child who complains and acts immaturely with his company. He's someone of influence, in fact, significant impact; so much money and prominence, and yet he doesn't seem like he cares about anything. So yes, you can understand why people have a wrong perspective of our Sisyphus. However, he doesn't want to care about anything because he's self-destructive, broken by the guilt of letting pride, money and greed stop him from preventing his brother from being eliminated.

 And it's something that lives with him every day; in fact, he's dependent on self-medication to get rid of the haunting figment of his brother. Now he says he doesn't care about people and others, but we know he's lying; he's clearly someone who's destined to protect, he does care even when he acts nonchalant, for example, saving a whole plane from crashing and hurting people, especially when he has said he is waiting and has been excited to leave the world, if he were selfish he would have let the plane crash, he didn't care as he said, but something in him still went back and provided the solution to help. 

So this is really vital, this idea of Sisyphus being misunderstood by people in a way he's actually with a saviour complex, he protects, and he saves people with what he has yet even his actions are deemed evil or selfish or a natural disaster for them. So again, it's obvious the plot is based on whatever he has done to create this apocalyptic future we see in the show that is being misunderstood. The people who are out to get him are seeing him and hating him when in reality, it's obvious this was meant to better the world/ also himself because as much as Sisyphus has a saviour complex, it doesn't mean he's selfless; in fact, he's a very selfish character, he'll put his own needs above the world at times. This is where Taesul will make a mistake. Because for him, his only goal is to bring back his brother, even when warned he shouldn't, even when there are hints that him unveiling the truth will lead to suffering and the end of the world as we know it, it's still all he wants to do. Is it just that though? I'm getting ahead of my self I still need to break down this myth. 

The Problem with Cunningness

So Sisyphus is someone with cunningness, knowledgeable and powerful, so when the first time he sees an opportunity to get rid of this thing we call mortality for people (not just him), he's punished when the gods aren't happy. Especially the god of war himself, Ares, who is frustrated at Sisyphus for chaining de*ath,  Ares is upset; he is annoyed that Sisyphus is getting in his way, making people lose the meaning of war, what's the fun of war if no one is being removed? Which is interesting because we also find out in Sisyphus that Taesul's actions and mistakes and his own demise will lead to a war that will end everything and some organisation isn't happy they were at the losing end of that war. They hated the result of Taesul being alive to either cause or prevent that war. So they're sending people from the future who look creepy as hell and also like don't have limbs because they're rushing the process of uploading or just using a fake uploader with more errors (not yet sure which), but they are here with one goal; to get rid of Taesul, like Ares. Wow.

 So Sisyphus punishment is actually that he is eliminated and sent to the underworld. Wait, so it wasn't the boulder that was his first punishment; his first punishment was to be chased by De*ath (I'm going to find another name for this we're gonna say D  because of this stupid flagging system in Tumblr) just like Taesul is suffering in the present time in our show. Oh, okay, so where do we get the other punishment, the one Sisyphus is really known for. This is where the plot of this show unfolds, surprisingly. Because there's another character connected in this Sisyphean myth, Seohae, meaning Sisyphus had a wife. So when Sisyphus ends up, you know, getting axed, he still has a few tricks up his sleeves; he asks his wife to do something for him, not to bury him or respect his body wishes appropriately, in fact, to drop him naked in the middle of the city (that's obviously a parallel to how people are being downloaded into the past in the show visually). So because he did this, he's able to trick Hades and Persephone into letting them allow him to run back to the past to his wife to have a go at her, to tell her she didn't respect his wishes. And oh boy, oh boy, does he end up again evading D. Genius, in fact, he ends up going back to his wife and staying a very long time because it was his plan all along; he wasn't back to the underworld; they were all chumps who allowed his escape. So Sisyphus is a funny character, he chooses to go back, and he again avoids D; however, when he finally reaches his old age, he has to face everyone, including the gods; Zeus isn't happy with Sis; he says it's a bit of an insult really for what he has done, so Zeus basically punishes him with that godforsaken boulder. 

Okay, hold, that's a lot to unpack. So what happened here is we're still seeing Taesul as Sisyphus in this second part of the myth, right? So he's going to find a way to avoid Sigma always and survive, but we know he doesn't. His story ends truly when his demise leads to the war if we're following a timeline mentioned by Seohae. So what is this second punishment about a boulder?  Because this is the most crucial plot for every Sisyphus myth. 

Our Surprise Sisyphus

Well, look at it carefully;

 it has themes of running back to the past to criticise a lover,

 it has themes of trying to prevent a lovers demise, 

it has themes of futility and repetitive actions, it has themes of being punished by a powerful source,

 it also has themes of someone who is rebellious and doesn't want to let D win. 

It's Seohae. And that blew my mind. We don't have one Sisyphus in the storyline; we have two. The show's title is Sisyphus the myth because the love of these two is actually the role of Sisyphus; let me explain. 

The first acquaintance with D is Taesul's story he's the one who invents a way to chain D and then is punished by being taken by D. The person who ends up wanting him to save himself is not himself in this show; it's Seohae her whole goal, her whole reason to want to go back is also to evade D for her mother (she mentions this in episode 1 to her father) but also to stop Taesul from being eliminated, to stop the war but more of all because she loves him, she's married to him, they're meant to be lovers. However, she doesn't have all her memories of everything. All she knows is that another version of her self has told her she needs to go back in time to warn Taesul, so he doesn't make this mistake, so they live happily together after marriage, and the war doesn't happen. 

Ohhh, that's what's happening. So who's Zeus, you ask? It's the ICB, the Control Borough, that has to find balance and makes things right with all of the time travellers; they're looking for Seohae because she's illegal; she's not meant to be doing what she is doing. Just like Zeus has to intervene to punish Sis. So alright, we're getting there, we have Taesul, he's going to do something to avoid D, but unfortunately, he is going to be found by D because someone does not want him to succeed. Okay, however, we have Seohae; she is in love with Taesul and is determined to keep him safe. Hence, she finds a way to go back and warn him to prevent D from finding him; she essentially tricks the system to find and save the world, but also selfishly to go live a happy life with the guy she loves. So what's this about this boulder then?

The boulder; A heavy frustrating punishment

 Well, unfortunately for our two characters, it's pretty apparent Taesul always ends up being eliminated #, and it always leads to the war that destroyed earth. But also we know Seohae gets shot; during her wedding, she also is fated to suffer and be eliminated if she goes back to save Taesul. Her father warns her repeatedly about this. She doesn't listen. The clue here is the boulder keeps on being pushed; Sisyphus is in a constant struggle of the futility of his punishment; he can't escape; he is tied to this boulder to keep trying to push it to a destination, but all he does is repeatedly keep pushing the boulder infinitely.

Oh, wait, a show about time travel, a show about the futility of trying to change the past, a show where the future versions can go back with regret and meet their past versions which make the same mistakes over and over again, no matter how much Seohae tries to stop Taesul from opening the stupid suitcase that starts everything, he always opens it, it's useless, they're in a time loop. Each time he always creates the uploader, and each time the war happens, Seohae returns to stop him from being eliminated each time they always fail, and Seohae somehow leaves her diary telling her next self to do the same. It's an eternal loop. She's stuck being punished for carrying that weight, constantly relive that story over and over again, to try and save Taesul; her destination is always the start again. Like Sisyphus with the boulder. 

The only thing is why does she not remember or why is she acting like she doesn't remember, because it's different versions of her, it's a paradox, she always goes to find her next self, and she leaves that diary starting this all over again, her next self has now instructions always telling her to find Taesul, to save him and when she's going to be eliminated. (her wedding probably). Each time she goes back to save Taesul, she falls in love with him, they get closer to the wedding, and she gets shot. For Taesul, we see that the wedding leads to him making an ultimate decision, remember Sisyphus evades D twice. Seohae does this all the time to escape D for her mum and Taesul.

Meanwhile, Taesul only does this to avoid it for Tae san, his brother. Who is the second person? It's Seohae. They're Sisyphus for each other, surprise, Seohae ends up becoming Sisyphus always to try to prevent Taesul's demise and the war, but Taesul has a choice on the wedding day to choose either Seohae's life, or the world, what do you think he chooses? That's why I think he continually invents the uploader because of her, to save her, more than anything else. He always chooses futilely to save her above the results of the war. In doing so, he always ends up being the one who gets eliminated, but she always ends up determined to prevent that situation. 

Her dad was indeed right; she shouldn't meet with him; they both are in this repetitive loop, and the world is always a victim because of it. See how Sisyphus can try to be good and protective but still be seen as evil, a disaster, and a curse. So, in the end, both Seohae and Taesul are Sisyphus; both are punished every time. One by Taesul continually being caught and two by Seohae constantly losing her memories and forcing her self to repeat the journey again, to push that boulder over and over again. But with TKEM, we entered a timeline where change could happen after being stuck in an infinite loop forever, and that's interesting. With this show with how many times it seems Seohae has always written more instructions each time she travels, could we be in the timeline where things may become different? 

Sisyphus; A chance to change the past futilely

It seems like it more things are being revealed to them, that might be new information, Jung apologising and realising his mistake in probably being the one who takes Seohae's life in the wedding because he thinks she's evil (lied to by ICB) might be a new occurrence in this new timeline. There's more information slowly being added each time we do this time loop; the question is, where are we now? As I said, I don't know the science or calculations needed to understand the time travel aspect of the show, but that is important. 

So we have a star crossed romance that is being torn between the claws of D, two people punished continuously for just wanting to be with each other and putting the world at risk. We've seen what the results of Taesul's actions lead to; it leads to an apocalypse, a disaster and more; we've seen his stubbornness and determination not to let that stop him. All he wants is to evade D for his loved ones. But Seohae also becomes like that; she's also stubborn, also determined just like him to protect her loved ones despite both being advised not to do anything more, not to shake fate, not to mess around with time and life. Still, they never listen; they've put themselves in a time loop where they're being punished, and their punishment leads them again to do the same thing because of their desperate need to be together. 

It's heartbreaking; however, there's a slight hope for a happy ending, one because this director does stories of couples torn apart by forces and things they can't control (Master's sun, Dr Strange etc...) being tied to each other's downfall and growth, being pulled away no matter how desperate they want each other. Their need to be with each other puts others at harm, but he always ends it in a happy ending. Sisyphus actually gets his goal a bit, not how he wants it, but he gets to live a long life with the woman he loves. However, it's after he lives that life; he goes back to being punished. So maybe this timeline Seohae may succeed and live the married life she wanted with Taesul (she does not know she loves him, she will fall for him repeatedly each time they do a loop, both of them always do); however, the sad truth is it was not her first version/authentic version that got to live that happy ever after,  it might be this version though who knows? Either way, her original (her first-ever version, always suffered and had to be the one to push that eternal boulder with no end, she didn't get to see her ending) but this one or another future version may do. Taesul also has a chance to have a happy ending because even though his story ends with the first part of Sisyphus, Sisyphus finds a way to get out of the underworld and go back to his wife, so again it's like yeah, his first version did get punished, did get eliminated, failed, but this version or a future version may get a chance to spend that time with this Seohae. 

Do you get me? It's not their original versions that get the happy ending, but it's still them that gets a chance to live old and have a happy life. So I'm hopeful, is what I'm trying to say. Thought that infinite loop of futility and failure to escape mistakes isn't a great sign. Let me know what you think about Sisyphus so far. Are you like me? Are you intrigued by this love story, and what are your theories? Let me know. 

[tiaragqueen]

Can I request Yandere Inosuke capturing Y/N? Y/N simply deals with him so she can live another day. But there comes a situation where Inosuke question what is a kiss and wants to try it on Y/N. So Y/N gets it over with...Now Inosuke have a new addiction which is for Y/N's kissesn.

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✂ Pairing: Yandere! Inosuke Hashibira x Demon Slayer! Reader

✂ Word Count: 1,1k+

✂ Trigger Warnings: Mention of abuse, isolation, forced affection, possessiveness

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“Hold you, hurt you, love you, need you, love you, wrestle you down to the ground. Bite you, love you, hold you. I wanna kiss you.” - I Wanna Kiss You [Paula Cole]

You wouldn’t say that you were afraid of Inosuke, but you were afraid of him. He was simply too unpredictable, too chaotic, and too insensitive. Obviously, you couldn’t really blame his upbringing. He was raised by the boars, after all. It’d be understandable if he didn’t know much about manners or tact, or how to treat a lady properly. There were only so many things Tanjiro and Zenitsu could teach him – or drilled into his head – if he remained stubborn with his old ways.

And everything just got worse ever since he dated you.

… Well, not really. It was more like… he forced you to date him. You doubted what he felt for you was ‘love’, either.

As expected from a feral child, Inosuke was possessive and aggressive as a lover. Anyone who so much as looked at you would earn a growl from him, and you didn’t want to remember the number of times he almost punched every guy that talked to you had his friends weren’t there to restrain him. The two boys, and Oyakata, were probably the only people he allowed you to speak to. And even then, he forbade you from spending too much time with them, especially Zenitsu.

Little by little, Inosuke became the only person you could interact with.

His intense personality and restricting ‘rules’ eventually wore you down. You were stressed, physically, and mentally. Tanjiro had tried to comfort you, and even Nezuko had made a flower crown in an attempt to cheer you up, but none of them worked.

It’d never work unless Inosuke was gone from your life – from this world. However, knowing his fighting skills, you doubted anyone would want to dispose of him so easily.

It was the reason why you were unable to fight and train to your fullest. And it was also the reason for your downfall.

No longer did you fight to survive from demons. Instead, you fought to survive from his rage now.

And no, not the combat type. You were fully aware of the gap between your skills, as much as you hated to admit it. Rather, you stayed compliant. It was the cheapest and most humiliating tactic you ever did in your entire life, but anything was better than enduring his accidental abuse.

Though, sometimes, you wondered if he purposefully hit you. It wasn’t as if he knew how to be gentle, anyway.

But it seemed that life desired to make you suffer even more, because these past few days, you’d caught him staring at your lips for more than once.

You didn’t want to think about those lingering glances, because although you’d never dated anyone before, you knew what it meant – knew what it could possibly lead to.

And you didn’t want to.

You didn’t want to give your first kiss to someone who had taken advantage of your near-death experience to lock you up in an abandoned cabin. You didn’t want to satisfy his curiosity over the taste of your lips. You didn’t want him to touch you more than a long, bone-crushing hug.

However, there was only so much you could do to prolong the inevitable.

“[Name], what is a kiss?”

You almost choked on your spit at his abrupt question. No, not this…! You weren’t ready to hear whatever he was about to say.

“It’s… it’s…” you stammered, cheeks flushing slightly as you racked your brain. What was the right answer that could both sate and deter him? “It’s an act of… pressing one’s lips… to another.”

“What?!” He reeled back, pure distaste contorted his pretty features. It wasn’t a response that you didn’t expect, but you welcomed nonetheless. “That’s disgusting! Why would anyone want to do that anyway?!”

Yes, it’ll be more disgusting if I have to do it with you, you said mentally.

Silence ensued. You shifted a little on your spot, trying to predict his next move. Should you excuse yourself to somewhere else? Should you stay inside? Inosuke looked like he was contemplating something, and you weren’t sure if it was a good thing or not.

“… Can I try it?”

It felt like something had knocked the air out of your lungs. Gaping, you stayed immobile as if hoping he’d forget that you were there. Inosuke was peering at you now, long eyelashes occasionally caressed his pink cheeks. He was embarrassed yet curious. Oh, God…!

“N-no, of course not.” Blinking owlishly, his expression slowly turned sour. Oh, no. Now you’d done it; you made him angry. That… that wasn’t good. You needed to escape if you wanted to retain your sanity and dignity.

But he was fast, and you weren’t even able to stand up before he pushed you to your back, uncaring of your squeak and groan. Firm hands gripped your wrists as pale green eyes bore down to your trembling ones, fierce yet bashful.

“You dare to disobey Inosuke-sama's order?!” he yelled to your sweating visage. 

“N-no! Let me go, Inosuke!” You tried to wriggle and even head-butt him, but it was futile. His skull was thicker, and he was just too strong. “I don’t want to kiss you and I never will!”

Inosuke fell silent. You thought he finally came to his sense and release you, but you were terribly wrong.

A squeak went muffled against your mashed lips as he crashed his teeth against yours. Gradient blue hair tickled your face and pricked your stinging eyes. The tears that you’d tried so hard to contain trickled through your lashes and dripped on to the floorboard; one of the many tears you’d shed later.

After seconds that passed by too long, Inosuke withdrew slightly. He was huffing and panting, the blush had deepened into scarlet that covered nearly his entire visage. Despite being flustered by his own brazen action, he seemed satisfied. Euphoric, even. You didn’t want to see that smug expression any longer, so you closed your eyes and prayed he’d be gone by the time you opened them.

“Heh, that was quite surprising. Who would’ve thought something so disgusting could end up being so sweet?”

You didn’t know, and you weren’t sure if you wanted to know. Maybe you’d feel it when that beloved someone kissed you; the delight, the pleasure, everything sweet that he wouldn’t be able to put into words.

But it was too late for that, wasn’t it?

It might sound pessimistic, but you truly thought you couldn’t be free. Not now, not ever. And unless someone finally took an initiative to save you, Inosuke would always keep you with him.

That was the only conclusion you could gather as he grinned down at you, his pearly white teeth bared and eyes dilated in a barely restrained joy. He was terrifying, then again, when has he didn’t look at you like he wanted to devour you whole?

“Again! Give me more kisses until I’m satisfied!”

[onisiondrama]

(Note: I’m not repeating stories he’s told before and just putting them in parenthesis. I have a lot more videos to go until I’m caught up so that would save me a lot of time. If he gives details I never heard from him before, I will type those.)

“Should I Get A Divorce?” Speaks,  Oct 6, 2020

- This video is weird. He’s trying to make himself seem smart and insightful about marriage because his marriage is “successful”, while most people complain about their marriage. - There’s one part where he says people don’t understand you don’t have to be lied to or cheated on in a relationship. Which is pretty ironic coming from him. He shows a clip of an upset wife asking her husband what he’s doing with a woman in a bedroom. The husband and the woman are getting dressed. The husband keeps asking “Who?” “What?”, pretending the woman isn’t there. Later he shows more of the clip where the wife is still questing him. He keeps pretending he doesn’t know what she’s talking about. She looks in the bedroom again and the woman is gone. The wife looks confused. Love that gaslighting. Just like when Jamsey boi cheats. “I didn’t cheat. It was the other person who cheated on you, my spouse” “You said I can’t have oral or vaginal sex with your friend. You didn’t say anything about anal.” - In another part he says there are people who constantly complain about their s/o and they hide away in a man cave.. he says this while in his garage man cave. 😑 Which we know he spends most of his time in. Like, way longer than normal working hours.  - He says he used to look angry in his old Speaks videos because of his marriage at the time. That’s total crap. He only shows clips from videos where he used his old militant persona for videos like his anti-meat videos. He made plenty of mushy Speaks videos talking about how happy he was with Skye back then too. 🙄 - I think he made this video during his short guru / advise phase.

“gotta say goodbye for a little bit” Speaks, October 8, 2020

- Tells his viewers they can listen to this video without watching it if they like to listen to people talk, like Kai used to do. [This is definitely meant to be another guru / advise type video. I can tell by his tone.] - Says he’s married to Kai for almost 8 years. (How Kai found James story) Says he married a fan and had children with them. He says they now have an awesome dynamic, but he knocks on wood because people who are together 18 years still get divorces. Says you never know, things can suddenly fall apart. - Says it’s cool because at the time he didn’t listen to social standards. Kai was 17 at the time, but lied about his age. Most people would have said don’t go for the relationship because Kai lied and the age gap, even though it was legal. He listened to the law and his heart and now he’s in the happiest marriage of his life. - “F society.” If he listened to society, he wouldn’t know where he’d be or what relationship he’d be in. Says you have to follow the legal system or your life is ruined. - Says he was an air force cop at one point because he believed in justice. He doesn’t think he wanted to shoot people, but he excelled in the cop program. He says he met Magic Johnson in the cafeteria at Lackland Air Force Base. He barely knew who Magic Johnson was, but he thought it was cool a famous basketball player was there. James asked him if he could take a picture and he said yes. He says he took a picture of him like a reporter and not a selfie. He still regrets that. - Says he wants to talk about the future of this channel. Some people appreciate he’s been uploading every day, but he wants to focus on sites that aren’t shadow banning people or algorithmically demoting people. He feels like Youtube is king in letting negative opinions prevail, even if it’s invalid. If the engagement shows people are mad at you, Youtube used to go the harsh truth route. He says that was nice. He says he once made a fake meltdown video in response to a video Leafy made about him. He says it’s fun for him to make fake meltdowns. - He says he and Kai took a quiz today and found out Kai’s IQ is 136 and his is 129, so Kai is smarter than him. - After the meltdown videos, Youtube algorithm didn’t favor him as much. He says maybe it was because he said they were fake. - He says he has been thinking about websites and how they treat users. Says Twitter is one the best because they don’t care about what your opinion is. They just care about their rules. Says if people don’t like you on other sites, they will shadow-ban you and you’re done for. He says his reaction video to Leafy’s video got 1/6th the views Leafy did, so there was a bleed over of traffic. Now when someone says something negative about you, YouTube will only promote videos that agree with that narrative. Says if you only want to hear negative stuff about Joe Biden, you’ll only see negative stuff. He says it’s financially productive, but it’s not ethically productive.

[I just want to pause here and vent a second. Yes, James fell out of the YouTube algorithm, but he’s had plenty of chances to sweep back into it. Like when he was getting tons of views on those fake meltdown videos in January. The reason those viewers didn’t stay is because there is nothing good for them to watch. His Speaks videos are boring, long, rambling messes. He repeats himself, contradicts himself, talks about the same topics over and over. These videos are mind-numbingly boring. His comedy videos are extremely outdated. The characters, topics, and humor he uses are not going to get him anywhere anymore. Like is the Death Note fandom really that strong in 2020? That anime came out 14 years ago for Christ sake. His music is not particularly good or interesting. On top of all this, his reputation is complete garbage.

People just don’t want to watch Onision. If the algorithm tried promoting his Speaks videos, I guarantee most people are actively choosing not to click on his videos. The non-subscribers that do click probably regret it. He’s made ZERO effort into making interesting or engaging content. He’s ONLY been making Speaks content that either fuels his ego or defends himself using the same old arguments he’s used 100+ times before. He’s got to be in some kind of deep denial if he thinks his Youtube views are down because of the algorithm. 

There used to be a saying that whenever Onision’s fans grow out of him, there will always be a crop of young teens that start watching him. That’s not happening anymore. It’s not cool for the alt / loner kids to watch edgy Youtube videos anymore.]

- Says people only want to hear things they agree with, people want to take what he says out of context, blah, blah. I’m only 1/4th of the way through this damn video. - He asks why he’s busting his butt when there’s no chance for him to prevail on Youtube or anywhere. He says he’s on TikTok, OnlyFans, Twitch. [This video was from before his partnership was taken away on Twitch.] He says those are slightly less problematic because they are driven by human beings and not drama. - He says when you see him posting less to Youtube in the future, you’ll understand why. He says he wants to wait you guys out, 2 years, 20 years. (He tried to call out Shane story.) He says he had to wait a year or two until people admitted he was right about Shane. He says he has conflicting feeling about Shane because they had a personal friendship. Says Shane told him they were friends. - He says you guys seem to drive your narrative and agendas by emotion rather than science and facts. He can’t reason with them unless he picked a greater evil and wages war on that. You would have to join forces with him because the enemy of my enemy is my friend. He says he wouldn’t do that because he’s not interested in being a professional wrestler and making fake drama. - In time you will feel passionately about other things. You don’t actually care about anyone involved because none of you are consuming yourself with anything that is not pop culture. You’re only interested in things other people are pretending to care about. None of you would care if someone found three bodies in a basement. If they were not celebrities you wouldn’t care. You only want justice for things that will get you attention. - If someone builds their whole platform about anti-person they might get bored and become anti-you. That’s why you don’t want to be friends with dramatic people. - He says he was dramatic about things, but that’s because he did care about those things. He wasn’t talking about 3 bodies in the basement either. - Says a long time ago when a celebrity died, he pointed out 30 people were murdered and washed ashore in another country. No one was talking about it because they probably didn’t hear about it. Nobody actually cares about human lives. If you did, every second that a human dies you’d be tweeting about it. - (Sarah blackmail story.) He says in a number of words Sarah said she wouldn’t ruin his life if she slept with him, then went back on it. [Wow. He really morphed his original story. It used to be: One time she jokingly said she could ruin our lives. Later we wanted her to sign an NDA and she said only if she gets something out of it, meaning sex. James said it was “good vibes” that day and he perceived that as her being kinky. She also said it was just a joke in the “proof” clip he always uses. They signed the NDA, then James pressured / tricked Kai into having sex with himself and Sarah. Then Sarah later came back and he decided they should have anal while Kai was out of town because Kai didn’t say no genital to butt. He only said no genital to genital and no genital to mouth before he left.] He says he decided to no longer sleep with Sarah because it was toxic and he decided he would rather be ruined than be with Sarah. [I have a theory he stopped sleeping with Sarah because he was afraid of Kai finding out. If he was truly afraid of Sarah ruining his life, why did he make those videos about weed smokers and BPD that would piss her off? She didn’t speak about their relationship publicly until he started bashing her through those videos.] Says Sarah went ahead and ruined his life and you fell for it. - He keeps mentioning Joe Rogan. - He says others have said he built an empire, uploaded thousands of videos. He gave so much of his life entertaining people and making them laugh. It was so important to him. He changed a lot of lives for the better. Says if you look on Twitter before the drama, you’ll see a lot of people thanking him. Says he was a positive influence to millions of people. That’s a fact. It all came crumbling down because people lied. They’re all criminals he kicked out of his life. He tries to play hero and he was only right with Kai. Kai wasn’t playing victim, he was on his way to college to be a surgeon. Once he was in the process of having kids, he lost the taste to be in a surgery room. Instead he got a bachelor’s in psychology. Kai’s diagnosis of James is aspects of narcissism, but says he doesn’t meet the qualifications to be a full blown narcissist. - He is investing a lot of time in people who don’t listen and don’t appreciate his content. Social media is a drug that tries to take up as much of your time as possible to make advertisers money. He doesn't create content that lies to you or brainwashing you into thinking your opinion is valid. He doesn’t pander to you to make money. Says when he says he’s one of the most honest people on Youtube, the bar is low. OnisionSpeaks is snake poison because snakes don’t survive on this channel. They aren’t going to have a voice that isn’t questioned. Most snakes on Youtube don’t even know how to activate charities on their channels. - Says he had a conversation with Kai about someone who said they vote for the economy over people. Humans are divided between helping their neighbor and helping themselves. - Says he was never taken to court because he never did anything. He’s still posting to places that he thinks is beneficial to himself and his family. Why would he stop because people have a bad idea of him? You shouldn’t alter your life just because people have an opinion of you. If you quit it makes you look guilty. If you quit you’re either guilty or incapable of dealing with it. He says he’s used to dealing with abuse since he began social media. - He wants to create content and help people and make them laugh. He wants to be socially capable and experienced. His ambitions are aligned with what he’s doing. - He says he can’t forgive his father if what people say about him is true. Everyone else he can forgive. If you are at odds with him, he doesn’t have any hate for you. He understands people can hear the wrong narrative and make mistakes. Says we are both imperfect people and have gone through different things. Says if we went through the same experiences, we’d think the same. Says we aren’t so different.  - Says he’s going away and he hopes you watch all his videos so you’ll know a little bit about who he is instead of listening to what Youtube manipulates you into watching. Says his advise is to quit social media. He wouldn’t quit because he’s passionate about it.

[tjkiahgb]

Episode Recap: 3.17, “Arts and Inhumanities”

The episode starts with some glamour shots of Andi’s art piece. It shows off a lot of the cool little details of it.

Then it shows this...

...which isn’t as impressive.

Or this one...

I feel like the crushed can of La Croix wasn’t Andi’s addition. I think someone was leaving lunch and saw a pile of trash and thought, “Oh, I guess we’re just doing this now,” and they threw it on the pile.

Bex takes pictures of the piece like a proud mother.

Is this in a different part of the school? Did they move this cumbersome thing across the school? How many people did that take? There must be paper shreddings everywhere.

Bex continues to take pictures and ask questions and make attempts to impress passersby.

Bex asks Andi where she learned to do art and Andi tries to play it down, saying it’s not art like Picasso or... you know... other artists whose names don’t come to mind.

Andi says she knows crafts, not art, and, after all, it’s arts and crafts, not arts are crafts. Bex still wants to know where she learned to make this and Andi isn’t sure.

“The rage just took over my body. I blacked out and when I woke up, I was standing in the middle of school and there it was.”

Another kid comes over and asks if Andi is the artist and Bex gets excited as Andi tries to put an end to the whole discussion.

But, listen Andi, you know how you become an artist? You call yourself an artist. That’s it. And you just keep doing that until people are too scared to look stupid by saying they don’t get your art. That’s what the guy who painted the drips did and now his paintings sell for the GDP of a small island nation.

That’s right, Jackson Pollock, I’m calling you out. Meet me in the parking lot of the Waffle House and we’ll throw hands, unless you’re a coward.

Buffy and Cyrus hang out at the bowling alley.

Cyrus does some light calisthenics to prepare.

Buffy tries to figure out what he’s doing. He says according to his research a bowling ball should be about 10% of the bowler’s weight, which, fine, but how is this measuring 10% of his body weight? The balls say how much they weigh on them. Why does he need to do this strange dance like he’s trying to sacrifice his bowling ball to the sun god?

Also, I don’t think they make bowling balls that are seven pounds soaking wet.

Buffy heads off to put their names in the name machine.

Cyrus, you’ve had your Bar Mitzvah. You’re a Bumper Man now.

Buffy gimps badly through the alley.

She spots Marty. He immediately asks her what’s up with her limp. She deflects. He asks her seriously if she’s okay and, panicking because she might have to admit to weakness, she’s turns and goes, oh!

New person!

Marty introduces Rachel as his girlfriend and Buffy cracks a few jokes about not thinking she was real, that maybe she was one of those imaginary girlfriends who “lives in Canada.”

Rachel’s like, EXCUSE ME?! CANADA?? How dare you even suggest I’d ever go to such a place?!

Buffy and Marty try desperately to explain it was just a joke.

Buffy, realizing she’s just created an air of awkwardness so thick you could shape it into a ball and use it to bowl, excuses herself.

Marty mentions her foot again. Buffy tries to play it off once more as just sore. In fact, she says, it’s getting better. You know, how injuries work. They start out a little painful, then get worse and worse and worse until you can barely walk, and then one day, they’re fully healed and you’re good to go. The human body is so mysterious. No one truly understands it.

Marty texts Buffy info on a foot doctor, even as she insists she doesn’t need one. “I’m fine! Honestly, I hope it just falls off. I don’t even want it anymore. Two working feet? Who can even be bothered?”

Rachel’s like, are we just going to stand around here all day talking about feet or are we gonna bowl?

Buffy limps back to Cyrus. She tells him how unpleasant it was meeting Marty’s girlfriend, even though she’s happy he’s got one. Cyrus is like, give that a minute, because Rachel is over there doing some weird thing where she whisper-screams at Marty.

You can really see why Marty fell for Rachel. Sure, on one hand, she has no sense of humor, but she’s also quickly prone to jealousy and anger. That’s what they call the total package.

Also, what does she mean “How did she know?” How did Buffy know what? Wait. Is Rachel actually Canadian? Is this like some horrible secret she didn’t want anybody to know? “If anyone finds out, it’s nothing but poutine jokes and people saying ‘Eh?’ to me from here on out! I can’t live like that!”

I mean, it’s either that or that she’s actually imaginary.

Cyrus is like, you think she’s talking about you? Buffy’s like, no, she’s probably gesticulating angrily at someone else in this direction.

Rachel storms off and Marty chases after her.

Buffy and Cyrus go back to their bowling. Cyrus finally picks a ball and gives it the gentlest of pushes down the lane.

It rolls as slow as it can get before being considered technically immobile and knocks over a single pin.

At least there’s room for improvement.

At Red Rooster, Jonah plays guitar and hides from Amber in the place she’d most expect to find him.

This is just a rookie mistake on Jonah’s part. He kept his back to the door! Any crime lord will tell you, you always keep your eyes on the door so they can’t sneak up on you and ask you if you’re writing them a song.

Amber’s like, I’m just kidding about you writing me a song, though if you wanted to, here are some words.

I like gerrymander. If this comes together right, could be the next great political protest/love song.

Jonah wants to know what Amber wants. Amber wants to hang out. She says she tried texting him and wants to know if something’s wrong with his phone. He’s like, yeah, it keeps giving you ways to try and get in touch with me.

He says it was on silent. Amber wants to ask him a question.

Well, see, the thing is Amber, okay means different things to different people. For some people it means that the relationship is going well. For others... well, you’re both still alive and breathing so...

Jonah insists things are fine, but then Amber asks to hang out and watch him practice guitar and Jonah’s like, CAN’T! CHESS!

He says he’s going to meet Cyrus for lessons. Amber’s like, you don’t seem like a chess guy, you know, because of the whole inability to think about stuff thing.

Jonah’s like, yeah, well, that’s why I’m practicing. He heads for the door. Amber asks about tomorrow. Jonah says to text him. She jokes to make sure his phone isn’t on silent and Jonah’s like, *finger guns*

And Amber’s like, okay, *finger guns* we’re doomed...

And I’m like, Amber, look at the sign, girl!

I mean, literally, look at that sign behind you.

The prop guys know what’s up.

Over at Andi’s, Andi works in her room when Bex comes in asking if Andi got her email. Andi reasserts that no one uses email. Bex tells her to just check her email, so Andi opens her computer, where she has a folder for pictures and another, separate folder for “Pictures o’ Stuff”

Aren’t all pictures pictures of stuff? How does this filing system help at all?

She opens up her email.

Oh, nobody opens email anymore? Then explain to me why you checked two emails from Social Post yesterday! What’s the truth?!

Oh, and by the way, Olivia sent you help with the files and you didn’t even have the common courtesy to at least reply with a “Thanks”? Rude.

Anyway, Bex sent Andi a link to the website for the Shadyside Academy of Visual Arts, or SAVA.

SAVA is a high school for the arts that Bex thinks Andi should apply to. She says the application is due by the end of the month, so think about it, but think quickly.

Andi checks out the application. First it asks her to upload her portfolio, which is preposterous because how can you upload a trash sculpture into a computer? I mean, come on.

Andi skips that and looks at the next screen, which tells her to list any rewards she’s received.

That’s not nothing. She skips that question, too.

The last thing asks for three recommendations from her art instructors. She has no art instructors.

Andi shuts down her computer and goes back to her school work.

Hear me out, though. What better way to showcase your creativity than craft an entire résumé out of whole cloth? Say that you won the blue ribbon at the “Cloud Ten Art Show”. Bex will lie for you. Invent three art instructors and their recommendations and if someone asks you for their contact info, say that they all decided to retire and live off the grid. Tell Metcalf you're doing a social experiment on high school admissions officers and he’ll back you up.

Back at the bowling alley, Buffy tries to order food while a couple has an uncomfortably loud fight in public behind her.

Marty swears to Rachel that Buffy is just a friend, but Rachel thinks Buffy’s interested in him. Rachel is positive that there’s something going on and that Marty wishes he was with Buffy instead of her. Marty tries to insist otherwise.

Buffy, trying to sneak away from the scene in a hurry, steps too hard on her foot and screams out in pain.

In a totally healthy way, though. It was a scream of pain in acknowledgment that her foot was almost all better.

Marty runs towards her and Rachel’s like, I knew it.

You ran to help someone in pain? Final straw, mister!

That night, at Bex’s, the family gathers for dinner. Bex asks Andi if she filled out the application to SAVA, but Andi says she didn’t. She doesn’t have a portfolio, or awards, or any letters of recommendation. Bowie asks if Andi really needs art school when she has Andi Shack. Bex says he hasn’t seen the place, but Andi points out that neither has she.

Oh really? If that’s true, then explain this!

You can’t! There’s no explanation for it existing in the year of our Lord 2019.

Bowie points out that neither of them has actually been to the school, and maybe before they decide anything, that would be a useful thing to do.

For having this insight, he is viciously attacked.

At the movies the next day, Jonah points out to Cyrus how films about people who have magic powers but don’t use them effectively are dumb as hell.

Cyrus spots Amber and calls her over. This upsets Jonah because that was the last thing he wanted to happen.

Amber’s like, no lesson today? Jonah’s like, we’re about to lesson! She asks Cyrus how Jonah’s doing.

Jonah says it’s going slow. Honestly, he could see himself wrapped up in trying to learn chess for the next three to four years. Amber wishes them luck and walks away.

Cyrus asks Jonah what that was all about. Jonah explains that Amber was getting too clingy so he lied to her about learning chess from Cyrus to get away. That presents a slight problem.

Jonah’s like, that’s fine, I’m not really taking lessons.

This, obviously, opens him up to easily getting caught in a lie. He should’ve gone with something he knew for sure that Cyrus could’ve taught him, like Hebrew or how to run in an awkward fashion.

Later, at Cyrus’s house, Amber sits down with Cyrus for a therapy session. He says let’s dive in, and Amber says, yes, let’s. And then she reaches down under the table...

and she pulls out an entire chess set from out of nowhere!

And not just a chess set. A fully-prepared chess set. Where the hell did this come from?!

Hold on, I gotta to try and figure this out.

She pulled it out from under the table like it was already there, like it was Cyrus’s parents’ set, but then you’d think Cyrus wouldn’t be so caught off-guard. He’d probably think, oh, Amber is coming over and there’s that whole thing about me pretending to teach Jonah chess, I should probably hide the fully-prepared chess set my parents keep under the table at all times, just to be safe. Just so I don’t get caught in a situation where my lack of chess knowledge is exposed.

Plus, Amber’s plan here requires a chess set, so she couldn’t leave this to chance. Even if she saw it there before, it could’ve been moved or it might not be fully-prepared.

No, she brought this chess set from home. But how could she bring a fully-prepared chess set from home and sneak it in when Cyrus would be the one letting her in the house? He’d surely notice her holding something like that.

No. No, no no no. No. She came ahead of time. She came ahead of time and either got one of Cyrus’s parents to let her in while he wasn’t home, or, and this is my guess, she broke into the house with a chess set, snuck upstairs with it, and prepared it under the table. Then she snuck out and scheduled an appointment with Cyrus to talk so she could spring this on him! The dedication to this scheme is unbelievable!

Cyrus tries to get Amber to stay on topic, but Amber says this is the topic. She starts pressing Cyrus on his chess knowledge and his story immediately starts to fall apart.

Then Amber mentions she knows a thing or two about chess.

You know, she says that, but I don’t know if I believe it. Seeing how the rest of this plan went, I’m guessing she pulled an all-nighter last night and learned the ins-and-outs of chess out of spite.

Cyrus makes two moves and Amber checkmates him. This is the very rare -- though appropriately named -- scenario known as the “Fool’s mate.”

See, it’s called that because you’d have to commit a very serious blunder for it to happen, like agreeing to play chess when you know hardly anything about chess instead of insisting that you stick to the topic or ending the volunteer therapy session.

Amber’s upset that Jonah lied to her and that Cyrus stood there and let him lie. That’s fair, but also, the two of them are only standing in this room at this moment because of a series of her lies and deceptions, so, are any of us truly free from sin?

Amber’s like, why would you do that? Cyrus says Jonah’s his friend. Amber wants to know what about her? Cyrus says she’s his friend, too.

I mean, yeah? Let’s be honest, we’ve all ranked our friends. If you don’t know which of your friends you’d lie to to help your other friends, you’re not properly prepared.

Amber walks out. And without her chess set? She bought it just for this ambush, didn’t she?

Cyrus feels bad about the whole thing.

Maybe psychology isn’t for him anyway. Maybe he might do better in something like... law?

At school, Buffy takes off her shoe to check on her totally-fine, better than ever foot.

Marty shows up and tells her to get it checked on. She’s like, don’t tell me how to live my life, I don’t tell you how to live yours.

Like getting sad and disappearing for a year and a half.

Marty says he broke up with Rachel, or rather, Rachel broke up with him. Either way, it’s over and he’s fine with it. I find that hard to believe. He says that now, but in a couple of weeks, he’s really going to miss how she always never laughed at his jokes.

Buffy says she hopes the breakup wasn’t over her, but Marty says no matter how many times he told Rachel he and Buffy were just friends, she insisted it was more.

He’s like, don’t worry, I’m not into you. And Buffy’s like, oh good. Wait.

Marty says they really work as friends. The bell rings and Buffy sends Marty off with a promise she’ll talk to a doctor.

Bex and Andi tour SAVA, where they’re doing all kinds of cool art stuff.

Like these pipes. Or those lines on the wall. Really demystifies art, huh?

Back at school, Jonah heads out and Cyrus runs to catch up. Jonah gives him props for doing something physical without wheezing.

Cyrus warns Jonah that Amber figured out the chess was a ruse. Jonah panics. He realizes he needs to find a new reason to hide from her. He’s like this close to faking his own death and coming back with a fake mustache as Jonah’s long lost twin, Jonas.

Amber shows up. She’s like, I know how you can avoid spending time with me: break up with me.

Cyrus apologizes but Amber’s like, eh, forget it, I’ve already lost interest.

Cyrus excuses himself.

Amber and Jonah talk. He apologizes, says he didn’t want to hurt her, and says he hopes they can still be friends.

Amber says, for future reference, don’t drag out a break up and make the person you’re breaking up with feel like an idiot. Amber walks off, leaving Jonah saddened.

I feel like maybe they’ve both learned a valuable lesson.

Jonah should just be forward with a break up if that’s what he really wants, and maybe Amber shouldn’t date 8th graders when she’s a sophomore in high school and expect a loving, mature relationship.

At SAVA, Andi returns to Bex to see what she thinks of the place.

Bex thinks it’s impressive. Andi asks her how hard she thinks it is to get in. Bex is like, I don’t know, we should probably look that up. Probably. Could be really good knowledge to have in this situation.

Especially because Andi’s really buying in to this school.

I mean, yeah. If you were designing a school from scratch to match Andi’s personality, it would look just like this. This would be like if Buffy went to check out a high school and when the bell rung after class, all the kids raced through an American Gladiators-style obstacle course in the halls to their next class.

Andi asks Bex if she still thinks she can get in and Bex says of course, but then Andi walks off and Bex is like...

Ehhh, I hope so.

[phantomoftheblank]

Authortube is horrible and why I’ve turncoated to Booktube. I wont apologize but I will argue.

I’ve consumed about 5 hours worth of Authortube just to write a shitty think-piece about it, so now we gotta have this talk. If you’re unaware of what I’m talking about let me explain; YouTube is a website that used to be about cat videos but now splits itself into subsections THAT ARE DEFINITELY NOT CULTS, but kinda looks like it at times,

    Though these genre’s aren’t really official, there is a genre for just about everything, and creative things especially. You have plenty of genres and way too many Youtubers to express it, and despite my pretentious nature I actually love how congested it is because it means its accessible to almost everyone, anybody can pretty much join in,

(Yeah I know, what a progressive queen I am, please give me claps for the bare fucking minimum,)

Gaming is probably the biggest on YouTube right now, but we like to pretend that it doesn’t exist and consume that content in the darkest corners of our house and pretend we don’t like it. Anyways; Authortube is kind of self explanatory and despite what a man-splainer I am as a 21 year old female, I think you get the point on what it is,

Well, with Authortube, we are making books to be consumed, and with this happening, Booktube has also bloomed. And in my judgemental opinion, it is actually better, and no, I’m not gonna go on the rampant that “we need to learn our audience” because preying on a bunch of minors doesn't sound very nice. 

Or legal, actually, yikes. It’s not like that, don’t make a judgment, we authors just want their money, not their mental state. Okay, I need to shut up, let’s talk about shit posting again, 

It’s actually not all minors, there’s plenty of adults on BookTube as well, which actually makes it that much more relatable, as to where Authortube is mainly adults who are going through routes to publishing their book or already have. Now, don’t attack me just yet, it’s my turn to argue honey and I brought an unloaded gun to the canon fight, I have an example for you.

Let’s take a look at Jenna Moreci, who is lovely, but also pretentious as all fuck. So me, but successful, not broke, prettier and in video format. In all seriousness I understand her audience, it’s primarily youthful writers looking for advice or writers looking to self publish because they see a success story, but this advice is all very mediocre and this isn’t a Jenna problem, this is an Authortube problem, Jenna Moreci is just an unfortunate example to explain my point,

    She’s even made certain content I can consume and not wanna spittle up, but it’s only when she herself is in the frame, and mainly when writing is not what she’s trying to teach me about. Jenna as a person with personality is quite lovely and very watchable, but Jenna as a self-publisher is part of the reason why I’ve turncoated.

    Writers aren’t puppies, you can’t teach them tricks, and though writing advice is important to get, I don’t see there being a lot of purpose in having 18 YouTubers telling me Show not Tell, but never following the same advice.

    You don’t get that lecturing attitude from Booktube, you get lovely personalities like Ariel Bisset and hilarious reviews from Cat (Paperbackdreams) and it actually becomes more watchable because it feels more genuine because they’re actual people in front of a camera, talking about what they enjoy, that’s because they aren’t trying to sell you something. 

    To compare two examples, for Authortube we’ll use Jenna Moreci, and for BookTube, we’ll use LilyCReads,

    LilyCReads, a BookTube channel, who used to do hilarious reviews on plenty of books, in a more so ranting fashion, and this worked for her, her audience grew a lot because of it. But eventually, she felt so obligated to make rant reviews she stopped enjoying the process of making the videos entirely, so with this being her emotions, she took down her rant reviews due to feeling too negative about it. Her greatest fear was becoming a rant review channel focusing on negativity. Though many of these videos I loved from her, she took them all down, which at first, was a bit saddening for me, as I watched those videos after a long day, oftentimes repeatedly, but I could not deny her genuine emotion to not wanting to be negative.

    And honey, I can’t relate, but I can say LilyCReads is one of the most genuine faces you will see on camera now. Has her subscriber count faced a backlash to this? Yes, she took down what -- in my opinion -- was her best videos.

 I don’t laugh when I watch her videos anymore, so this isn’t to say Booktube is perfect but I can say she is much more of a person for it and has not re-uploaded the rant-reviews for viewership at my time of writing this.

And then we have Jenna Moreci, as we’ve discussed is very likable person and that’s why she’s succeeding, but it’s very hard to get a genuine feeling from her unless you have a bias to content you’ve enjoyed from her, so eventually “Cyborg” starts feeling less like a joke, and more like a reality,

    This leads us to a very conflictive point, which is Marketing; and trust me, I don’t wanna talk about the marketing of a book no more than you wanna read about it, but the bottom line is we can’t finish this topic without at least mentioning it,

    And it is worth mentioning because that is actually the drive that most people start these channels with. Though for some I’m sure they do actually enjoy it, but others whom I won’t mention, it feels as genuine as my hair extensions; looks right in certain angles, but is definitely about to come unglued.

    It’s worth mentioning that I only started this blog because I wanted to become involved within a writing community and eventually begin marketing my own shitty book I wrote, so I come at this with not judgment, but a realization. The only reason I continue to do this right now is because I find a genuine enjoyment from it, but I don’t get to choose when my writing feels genuine to you, and it is only fair to mention, that those were the intentions I started with.

    I understand the point of marketing but it’s also worth mentioning how fucking skeezy that actually is, when our audience is more of a person than we actually are as writers/authors. And if you’re reading this as somebody who isn’t a writer, but is a reader, then you’re in the clear, but if you’re a writer, be aware of this before you bleach the side of your head to maintain a “funky skunky stripe” and start a Tumblr blog like I did. 

I was a redneck before this, can you believe that? Shame. I feel lots of shame.

Now, I’m not saying marketing your book makes you evil, I’m just saying that it’s hard not to get wrapped up in the business mindset because publishing a book on your own is fucking terrifying. It’s scary to realize that you may have put months/years into a book that will flop because you made 2 less Instagram posts last week. Trust me, I get it, but at some point Authortube took a great plunge. 

And though yes, this is all my opinion, I think we all know it’s quite clear I really only care about what I’m saying at the moment, so I really don’t give two shits about who you watch on YouTube, but I will say, if you enjoy Authortube, you’ll love Booktube, and I hope you love both, because both have important places.

But I’ve become biased to people and I can’t help but scan every person I meet, see, or know to make sure they’re genuine. I like seeing people because we are surrounded by capitalization run amok. Everything is a god damn advertisement and it’s honestly driving me insane, so it is nice to relax, kick back and watch somebody read ‘Searching Around Nebraska’, a book I’ll never read, but listen to somebody talk about because at least I know they enjoyed it. 

And it’s important for me to watch people enjoy things, I’ve lost all happiness in the void of my self-conscience telling me to pay for Facebook advertisements, I mean god damn guys my pretentious mindset has me syringe-ejecting serotonin from videos about red pandas, and injecting it directly into the bloodstream. It’s like crack, but cuter.

My point is, reading is hard and writing has fried my brain, support nice people with small channels because they’re more likely to write a diss track on me and that’s all I truly want. Bully me, mommy.

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Ways to SEO Your Sales Funnel In 6 Steps

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In this blog, I’m going to show you the path to SEO your marketing funnel in 6 simple steps.

To be honest, I’ve been staring at my screen for a long time. Maybe more than 4 hours. I was just sitting and waiting for a brilliant idea to pop up out of my head. I wrote a draft a couple of times but I wasn’t happy and satisfied with them.

I saw this post at SEOmoz:The SEO Path to Becoming a Great Funnel Owner and thought to myself that I was I was that brilliant. It’s a great article! It’s long but it’s refreshing and very actionable.

The author of that article is point on. As a sales funnel owner, I have also noticed that the different roles and strategies of an SEO have created a lot of buzz and controversies. Plus, if I would choose between reacting to the effects of the competition or performing SEO based on causation that caters to the psychology of search, I would choose the latter.

The model of the SEO and online marketing sales funnel is has been said to be continuously changing and I’m a witness of it. Although, in my opinion, and this is also coming from someone who’s an expert in content marketing, the role of an SEO hasn’t completely changed much because the main goal is still the same. It’s always focused on generating more organic traffic to your sites or to your client’s sites.

So, to increase your online marketing presence and to improve your SEO sales funnel, I have made 6 simple steps and I guarantee that you will see the sales funnel working for you. Are you ready?

1. Use your own domain name in your funnel

The reasons are pretty much obvious. We are all aware that there’s no SEO benefit if you’re going to use yoursite.clickfunnels.com (if you’re using ClickFunnels or any similar funnel builder.) Plus, having your own domain name is awesome. It also makes people find you easier.

Troy Hollenbeck.com made an impressive article about the benefits of owning your own domain.

Simplicity. A custom domain such as “www.mybusiness.com” is easier to remember than a generic, co-branded domain such as “www.google.your business.com’’.

Relevance. As of July 2012, there are over 140 million active domains, and as of 2014 14.3 Trillion–websites, live on the Internet. The sooner you stake your claim, the more likely it will be that your address matches your business profile.

SEO. Having your own domain name will increase your website’s positioning under search results on top search engines like Google, Yahoo, and Bing.

Permanence. Keep your domain name for as long as your business is online. No one else can use your domain as long as you pay the host that set it up.

Credibility. Prospective customers will more readily transact with businesses with a professional, established online presence – made possible with a personalized domain.

Locality. Google searches can be heavily influenced by a user’s geographical location, so if you appeal to regional customers, take advantage of country extensions on your e.g.“www.mybusiness.com.ca’’

Correspondence. Once you acquire a domain, your email addresses will appear as “customer@mybusiness.com” for example. Like we mentioned in our last post, custom email address go a long way in maintaining professional communications with your customers.

Save time and money when your buyers want to reach out to you or when you need to contact someone. Also, you can get a domain for a low cost, no worries. It is a smart move for your online future.

Customized domains will give you a truly online presence and it will establish your business as a brand.

Ubiquity. You will have the opportunity to acquire multiple domains with different suffixes (i.e. .org, .net, .me, .co) and associate all of them with your biz.

2. Use PPC data

We are all aware that PPC data isn’t new when you want to get more SEO traffic. Yes, SEO and PPC, as combined, can be traffic and conversions generators for your sales funnel.

According to Cognitive SEO, “Pay-per-click (PPC), also known as cost per click (CPC), is an advertising model used to direct traffic to websites. Therefore both SEO and PPC have the same purpose: driving traffic while making your website known to the user.”

Did you know that one of the most used online advertising platform to create PPC campaigns is Google AdWords? It’s true.

“Google AdWords offers advertisers the setting to bid on certain keywords in order for their ad to appear on Google’s search result page. An advertiser (agency) or business can make an account on AdWords and start campaigns, create ads and upload a list of keywords.”

But, of course, you can’t just fully rely on using only Google AdWords. In order to have a smart SEO strategy that works, it’s recommended if you use it together with Google Analytics.

3. How thick is your head and how long is your tail?

Image source: Longtail.com

According to Practicale Commerce, “Long tail theory assigns the labels “head” and “tail” to groups of keywords, as shown in the graphic above. The “head” of the curve represents the keywords that drive the most traffic individually.”

For example, if you sell guest posting services, those head keywords would be words like “guest posting” and “benefits of guest posting” and, of course, your site’s brand name. On the other hand, the “tail” of the curve represents everything that doesn’t generate massive amounts of traffic like “guest post exchange” or “ guest post link up.”

Through this, it allows SEO’s to segregate keywords into head, body, and tail, increasing competition stats and potential ROI.

4. Pay attention to the top of funnel keywords

Image source: SearchEngineLand.com

Zero Gravity Marketing said it perfectly on their blog: When setting up a PPC campaign, the type of keyword you choose is dependent on your goal. If you are looking to create brand awareness and develop a strong remarketing list, then you will want to use top of funnel keywords. Getting consumers to enter your sales funnel is the first step to a sale, which is why top of funnel keywords are so important. When setting up a PPC campaign to bring awareness to your product/service, you will want to target keywords that signify someone is searching for information, or they are having a problem that your brand can solve.

For example, if someone is looking for a new Christmas tree to set up in their home, the top of funnel keywords they might search include:

Christmas tree

Artificial Christmas tree sale

White Christmas tree

Top of funnel keywords are critical for your sales funnel’s growth but, if your expectations and goals are perfectly set, top of funnel keywords will absolutely bring new clients.

5. Build keyword funnels

“Keyword research can give you great insight into customer problems, needs, desires, and intent. Categorizing the keywords you’ve found is an important step in putting together potential campaigns and deciding on which ones are worth pursuing in your organic or paid search efforts.”

This means that ever since Google AdWords became critical of the importance of keywords to the creative, specifically grouping or categorizing your keywords is relevant.

Search Engine Land wrote a long but informative article about how to use the keyword funnel and he divided it into 10 stages.

Activity Funnel Relates To

This is a very general field of activity, and will often not be a focus of marketing efforts since the customer may not actually be experiencing a problem yet.

However, display advertising that targets field-focused websites or is demographically targeted may be a useful vehicle from a branding perspective in this stage.

Suspicion That There May Be A Problem

This funnel is focused around the mental model of problem-solving; other mental models may make for useful funnels as well, but I’ve found “problems” to be universally applicable.

In this stage, there may be symptoms described but the customer does not understand the nature of the problem, or perhaps they don’t even understand that the symptoms are a problem at all.

It’s a critical stage where you can have great influence on the direction a potential customer will take.

Problem Identified

This is an interesting bucket because you may have some latent versus blatant needs that you can separate out; different types of problems may actually fork off into different funnels.

Looking For Solution Alternatives

In this stage, the prospect is trying to understand the variety of approaches available to them. There are many ways to lose weight for instance; diet, exercise, portions, surgery, and so on.

This is fairly early in the research phase and can be ripe fruit for thought leadership content (great for the SEO channel as well). If you’re really lucky and you’re the only solution to a problem (perhaps you’re in a new market) then this stage may barely even exist and prospects may jump directly from stage 3 to stage 5.

Solution Space Has Been Chosen

In this stage, the prospect has decided on a particular approach to solving the problem (for instance, “dieting” to solve a weight problem).

Complicating Issues

This stage perhaps belongs alongside the funnel, but I usually place it in the middle of the research phase. Many people with problems have complicating issues; diabetes (if they are interested in weight loss), a wheelchair-bound spouse (if they are interested in travel), and so on.

Addressing these complicating issues can be a great way of differentiating your product or service and reducing friction for a final sale.

Researching A Specific Solution

Now the prospect is getting *very* specific about a particular member of the solution space (“Low-Carb Diets” in the case of a Weight Loss/Dieting funnel for instance).

Researching A Specific Brand

At this stage, the prospect is getting very serious and is educating themselves about specific providers.

Remember, brand terms are well known in the industry to convert at a higher rate as generic terms (twice the rate on average in my experience), so addressing this funnel stage should be a critical component of any online marketing effort.

Conversion Imminent

Terms that include phrases like “coupon code”, “pricing”, “cheap”, are akin to flashing red lights with a siren screaming “transaction about to occur!!!”

Spending a lot of time building out variations in this funnel section is usually well rewarded. Google Suggest is a great place to find ways that potential customers are raising their hands in these ways.

Post Conversion

Often, a neglected funnel stage, this is where you will find customers searching for things like “repairs”, “replacement parts”, “add-ons”, “upgrades”, “warranties”, and “support”. You may or may not have offerings that address concerns in this funnel stage, but it’s important to think about them.

If you’re a travel company, trip insurance may not be something your customers will actively seek out often, and paid search campaigns targeting that concept may not be worthwhile.

If, however, your paid search keyword research turns up the concept, and you then prompt your company to put together some sort of revenue-sharing deal with a trip insurance provider to integrate their product into your cart, I would say the time spent researching funnel stage #10 was well worth it.

6. Build content maps

Image Source: HubSpot Blog

It’s important to build your content map to help your sales funnel align with your customers. You should understand how they decide, how they buy or shop (their purchasing habit), what is important to them (their needs or wants) and write your offer that would capture your audience’s attention or craft a message that connects with them.

So, how do you build your content map?

Search Engine People created simple steps to map your content.

List topics, themes, and industries relevant to your company.

Conduct competitive analysis and understand how you stack against your competition in your industry topics.

Define personas.

Audit content and tag by topic, content type, sales cycle step, and persona.

Optimize existing pages.

Create a plan to fill content gaps.

Implement your plan.

We’re finally at the end of my blog. Did you learn a lot from the steps above? Easy, isn’t it? If you want to drive more traffic into your site, check out Snap’s site today!

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“How many times have you rejected me? But I still love you. My feelings will never change, I’m not asking you for anything at all.” - Asphalt no Namida [NMB48]

“Sorry, Naruto-kun. You’re a nice person, but I just… don’t like you that way. I’m sorry.”

“A-ah, no. Sorry, my answer is still the same.”

“Naruto-kun, please stop bothering me.”

Clicking his tongue, Naruto watched the sight of your umbrella vanished among the buildings with squinted eyes. It’d been the third time you rejected him, and honestly, he was getting exasperated. Who would’ve thought that it’d be so hard to capture a girl’s attention? Obviously, he barely had any experience in dating, let alone courting, but he’d done everything he could to present himself as desirable. From opening the doors for you, paying for your meals, accompanying you to your destinations, all the chivalry things the books advised him to. Heck, he'd even embarrassed himself many times for you!

And yet, you still wouldn’t deign to look at him.

Naruto didn’t understand. Everyone he’d met told him that he was lovable, albeit with some quirks just like any other people, but you didn’t seem to hold the same opinion. Why? What was wrong with him? He was strong, ambitious, and tough. He could protect and love you as you deserved to. He was willing to learn all the mushy stuff for you, even if it flustered him to no end.

So, why couldn’t you see that? Why couldn’t you open your eyes to him? Was he really that unpleasant for you?

Maybe… maybe he was being too subtle. The books did say that some women preferred suave men, but what if you were different? What if you like bolder men instead? He never liked, or knew how to be subtle anyway, and trying to become someone that he wasn’t probably disturbed you.

Yes, that must be it! You wanted him to simply be himself, but you were just too shy to tell him directly. That was why you kept rejecting him, he was sure of it. Other people adored him for who he was, so why couldn’t you?

The cloud that darkened his features faded as soon as the revelation settled in. Nodding resolutely, Naruto smiled and dropped the forgotten bouquet to the ground. He agilely jumped from one building to another despite the rain that drenched his clothes, fueled by the desire to make you truly see him for who he was.

From now on, he’d show you his true self. No more hiding or pretending to be someone else. Naruto had finally learned his mistakes, and he would make you love him.

You had to.

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The Clear-cut Overview of Social networking site Advertising.

Social networking site has actually become one of the dominant forms from interaction in the electronic space, considerably modifying the standard partnership between an organisation and an individual. This fast lane of growth must certainly not deter organisations coming from getting included with social media, however rather watch it as a problem or even adventure and also get on panel now whilst the majority of businesses are actually likewise still learning. Social network enhances people to attach as well as construct relationships along with a wider area from people, discuss their point of views, experiences, concepts and views with one another, while concurrently, the same system works as the channel from obtaining advertisings and advertising. For example, Twitter is actually a social site made to permit people share quick notifications or even updates" with others. Dr Tahir Rashid is actually a globally renowned scholarly in Digital Marketing along with a study focus on SMEs and Muslim consumers. The final step that can be needed to avoid social media calamity is actually to have a marked employee that focuses on the client experience distribution establishment. Digital Marketing utilizes various procedures to build label awareness via Search Engine Optimisation (S.E.O), Ppc (PPC), Social network Advertising and marketing (SMM), Material advertising and marketing and Email as well as E-newsletter advertising. However, without a helpful tactic as well as regular effort, social networks advertising may be the location where efficiency visits perish. I would certainly review this outside from the bare minimal that I need to have to finish assignments in my online Social Media Advertising course if I possessed even more opportunity. However this is actually moreover as well, that's being actually social in a significant means, learning more about your target audience, your competitors, and also just what you have to provide to do well. Compared with e-mail advertising, social media sites possesses the drawback from implying you have to go by means of a 3rd party - that being actually Facebook, Twitter or even Google. If the web content you uncover on one of these internet sites is something you would taking into consideration curating, at that point this might be a really good internet site to think about advertising your own material on. It is about constructing an online company through crowd sourced advertising" that is continual and also includes Twitter, Instagram, Google+, LinkedIn, Slideshare, Pinterest as well as YouTube amongst the numerous major social media systems. He is a Senior Lecturer at Salford Business Institution as well as Supervisor of PGT International Advertising as well as Companies Monitoring Programmes; in addition to a Going to Professor at the University from Kaunas, Lithuania and also Adjunct Teacher at the University of Vitez, Bosnia. This lets folks simply locate you online as well as discuss your services to each other, increasing your brand name's attraction and social visibility. Within this you could experience actual time lead that enables you to adjust your advertising and marketing to attain your preferred results. Too, even though social networks is actually a web phenomenon, that does not suggest you cannot talk about that. Ensure that people you socialize along with off the the web recognize that you are a social media customer, given that they might be users as well. The program will prepare boundaries that will definitely allow you to create a completely created social networks advertising and marketing program that takes care of common social networks business concerns. It is also helpful if the company has knowledge in hyperlink property, connecting each from your social networks profile pages and company website with each other, which, then, raises your rank in online search engine. Easy - you do not need to have high-level capabilities or even personal computer devices to participate in social networks. While there are several infographics informing you the most ideal time to post in social networking sites, a number of this simply comes down to understanding how individuals engage on each social network and experimenting. This likewise doesn't discuss the how you can or even useful procedures from advertising and marketing on social networks, however just promotes the consumption. On the internet shops, business sites need to be developing transmittable and special multi-media information on their own domain names, on their self organized blogs. Drupal is just one of these efficient software packages that helps companies as well as individuals post material on their internet sites. Our experts target to supply helpful social networks marketing services As a web design business our team have experienced unbelievable development using social media sites marketing Allow our Social media site Advertising Provider assist your organisation grow. Thus if you lack hairdresser advertising and marketing suggestions, permit our company discuss techniques to make use of Twitter to optimize your marketing reach. Don't forget, Social network Advertising is actually the future of on-line advertising and marketing, as well as in evaluation to advertising and marketing in printing or other media, is actually pretty easy and also inexpensive. When this comes to ensuring web content, social networking sites is among the most powerful resources on call; nonetheless, most content marketing experts fail to truly maximize its possibility. Do not hesitate to bookmark or share this webpage, as I will certainly be actually constantly improve this webpage for additional messages that I'll be releasing that addresses social networking sites marketing. For instance, a push strategy offers straight to the consumer using promotions and advertising as normal 'press' tools. Yet another enlightening element of social media advertising is the capacity to portion your content submission checklists based upon subject, and determine which forms of web content produce the best perceptions. You can carry out numerous factors to accomplish this similar to boosting your site style, performing many Search Engine Optimization procedures so you could conveniently be actually found out by your clients or even website visitor uploading as well as social media optimization. Our company'll make thorough documents from your reader demographics and also geographics, the range of your posts, the amount of people click on with to your site and create acquisition and analyze just what type of information assists to generate greater rate of interest and also involvement. If you are you looking for more info on yellow pages advert bike - read review, look at our internet site. On the first Monday from each month use the media tagged for that month removing the data off the previous backup to that media.

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Welcome to Radio Garden, free from the internet’s sin

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Welcome to Radio Garden, free from the internet’s sin

It’s hard to pick out simply one component to hate about the net, but if I had to, I’d say it become how overwhelmingly applicable everything is. Everywhere I turn online I see content material I should click on. Advice for the burdened, advice for the sleepless; news of coming near horrors, each environmental and political; snap shots of pals and pictures of strangers who sense like pals despite the fact that they’re now not (but I click all of the same). The modern-day web has emerged as a system for trapping interest, and it appears like hell.

I blame myself for this steady need to click on (although God is aware of I also blame, in no unique order, my process, the modern administrative center, and capitalism in general) but I think all of us knows the sensation. And in the event that they’ve been around long enough, they understand that the internet wasn’t continued this way. Before the money and the apps and the algorithms moved in, there has been more … Amateurism. Exploring online felt unguided and adventurous. You’d come across corners of the net that had not anything to do with you or your interests. Places that didn’t take care of your interest and therefore didn’t cater to it. It changed into a breakout.

More and more recently, I find myself looking for ways to recapture this sense. Often it looks like a bullshit business enterprise. This sort of virtual archaeology become stated dead years in the past, and seeking to select out bits of Genuine Online from the glue lure of focused commercials and backed content appears self-deluding. (“This is simply what the internet is now! Don’t over-assume it and attempt to distinguish!”) But every now and then, you may still discover gems of unfamiliarity, and I’d want to introduce you to my trendy favorite: Radio Garden.

Radio Garden is, essentially, Google Earth for radio. You click and drag a 3-D globe around, and zoom in on local stations around the world. Every dot represents a feed you could sign in to, and, the use of the options within the pinnacle left of the website, you may switch among stay streams, historical content material, jingles, and recorded interviews. Live streams are the most enticing, and in a few minutes, you could browse the whole lot from Ugandan pop to Norwegian evangelical rock to Japanese J-pop to Indian astrological advice. It’s an authentic cornucopia, with almost 10,000 stations available to track in to.

Now, this isn’t precisely an atypical, old corner of the web. (Radio Garden simply released final December and is administered by way of the Netherlands Institute for Sound and Vision.) But to me, exploring those unusual stations recaptures that equal feeling of exploring GeoCities or Angelfire documents. When your music into a radio station in a language you may barely discover not to mention apprehend, there’s a satisfaction in understanding that this content isn’t for you. It’s now not seeking to preserve your attention or get you to click or like or subscribe, and that means there’s no obligation to care about it. You can glide in, like a ghost through the window, pay attention for a while, after which float away at the static.

This is, apparently, an old delight. One interviewee on the site describes how, as a teen, he could “trawl thru” stations on his parent’s radio and “find a pride in listening to languages I didn’t recognize.” I suppose there’s remedy in this kind of irrelevancy. In truth, each word shares a common root in Latin — the verb relevant, that means to boost up, alleviate, or unfastened from a burden. The vintage net excelled as this form of pride, but if your appearance tough sufficient, you could get your restore on the brand new web as nicely.

Find Song Lyrics For Free at the Internet

Massive thanks to the net, everybody can discover track lyrics free of charge, you may now not need to bet on the lyrics to your favorite songs. Just as smooth by way of touring the beneficial sites furnished and following those steps and you’ll be singing alongside in no time and cash spent.

To discover Song Lyrics just visit a search engine such as Google or Yahoo, kind the keywords of the music lyrics or the title of the tune or you can upload the artist’s name, the 12 months the music changed into launched or its style to slim your search down further then press enter to your keyboard or click the hunt button to submit your query, click on the website that bests fits you from the list of outcomes provided through the search engine after that observe the guidelines at the web page to discover the unique song lyrics you are looking for and click on the again button to your web browser to pick out every other website from the listing of results and finally you may have the music lyrics, you could replica and paste it into the word and print it out.

Furthermore, there are other methods to find music lyrics online as well, if you have the favorite band, what you may do is find that band’s website and a few studies for their discography on their website. There is some lyric web page do now not have complete and correct lyrics due to the fact a few Cd’s do now not placed their lyrics at the CD case, so some websites must make up the lyrics according to what they hear is the correct to make a terrific lyric website. So in case you want the actual lyrics for your favored band, the first-class idea is to go to the band’s internet site and haven’t any hassle locating the lyrics you are searching out.

Aside from that, you could really purchase a CD from an internet save and you’ll get the lyrics with the tune which you are seeking out. Apart from that you may discover track lyrics online to download mp3’s in a pure play and an iPod will truly show up as lyrics and for programs are made that will help you discover lyrics as well. So, when you have an I cell phone, you could use the lyrics software to help you locate the lyrics which you want to sing and so the quality way to locate tune lyrics online.

Nevertheless, if you are having a tough time or trouble locating track lyrics web sites online, you can visit which includes AZLyrics.Com, LyricsMode.Com, and eLyrics.Net. These are a number of the maximum famous lyric web sites on the net, but there are many greater as well, simply make sure to do your research when trying to find track lyrics in any foremost seek engine and ought to no longer have any troubles getting the lyrics that you want and in case you cannot discover the lyrics that you are seeking out on one seek engine, attempt the usage of a mixture in distinct search engines like google and yahoo so one can assist growth your consequences.

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9 Tricks for Automating Your Content Marketing

Marketing automation has driven content to new and exciting places but is your content game as strong as it could be? These nine automation tricks and tips can nudge you that little bit closer to content perfection… take them, implement them, and pass them on.

 1. Keep it dynamic

Fields such as content marketing and marketing automation are constantly evolving; in fact, they could be described as dynamic. It makes sense, then, for you to introduce dynamic content to your email marketing and to your website, providing your users with content offerings which are as smooth and pleasing to the reader as that segue.

Content marketers now have the tools at their disposal to upload content which changes based upon the location and preference of the user. Utilize these tools and create a much more personalized effect. This personal touch is something which is too often lost during the automation of your content strategies. It is important to reclaim it whenever you can.

 2. Build a long term narrative

This one comes down to planning. Once you have launched a killer bit of content, what comes next? Do you consider that content done and dusted and move onto something else? Or do you carefully consider the next steps in your journey and that of your audience?

Plan your content carefully. Make each piece worthwhile and useful in its own right but look to build an ongoing narrative, with each piece leading into the next. Refer back to your content marketing mission statement to ensure you are heading in the right direction.

 3. Segment, and segment again

We are already well aware of buyer profiles, but the idea of the buyer profile is not simply to segment your audience into manageable chunks, but to whittle your categories further and further to provide the most tailored experience possible to customers.

So, if your buyer profiles are not achieving the right result, segment again, narrowing them even further. Be as specific as your resources will allow, and achieve far more bang for your content buck.

 4. Understand your channels

Your automation platform has a reporting function, so use it. This function tells you where leads and prospects are accessing your content, which pieces of content are proving the most effective, and which devices are yielding the most conversions.

This represents an astonishingly valuable bit of insight. Knowing which channels are pulling their weight and which ones need further work gives you a strong indication of what you should do next.

 5. Be human

Automation can, occasionally, become a little too automatic. If this seems like a ludicrous statement, bare with me a moment. What I mean is that we should take every opportunity to inject a bit of humanity into our marketing.

Unless you have shelled out for a particularly incredible bit of software, the content you deploy via automation is not created automatically. You have to write it or produce it, so have fun with it. Add your own voice and don’t lose sight of your humanity. Your audience will reward you with a positive response.

 6. Get inspired

There’s no harm in casting a glance sideways every now and again to check out what the competition are up to. In fact, this is positively encouraged. Plagiarizing content is always wrong, and provides no benefit to marketers anyway, but sealing ourselves off from the outside world is simply pointless.

Look around you, look at what others are doing, think about how you could do it better. Inspiration is the driving force for creativity and, no matter how much you try to bury yourself in facts and figures and conventional wisdom, your content must be creative.

 7. Keep it fresh

Your audience are only human, and humans get bored from time to time. It is up to you to combat this boredom and to maintain interest in your content. To do this you need to look inwards.

What do you do when you get bored? You find something else to read, watch or do. What sort of things keep you from being bored? Things that remain fresh, interesting, diverse and useful. Work to introduce this freshness to your content marketing.

Play with different forms of media, invite guest bloggers to work with you, or form content partnerships. The definitions of fresh and exciting change all the time; make sure you are alive to these changes.

 8. Focus on value

The bottom line of content must always be meaningful and valuable. You can craft a flashy bit of content, publish it, and then distribute it via your marketing automation platform, but your efforts will be wasted if the content is found to be ultimately of little to no value.

Your audience are smart; they engage with you because they have a specific problem and require your expertise or killer product to resolve this problem. As such, marketers must respect this intelligence and make sure that each piece of content hits this target.

Ask yourself: what is the point of this content? What is it trying to achieve? And is it successful?

 9. Consider the support aspect of content

Once we start achieving results from the content we launch, it is tempting to get a little carried away. We spend time creating great content. We carefully select the automation platform which best suits our needs, then we put the two elements together and… hey presto… a rapid upturn in conversions and new customers.

But what about the other end of the scale? What about the customers you have already acquired? Don’t they deserve love and support too? They certainly do, and failing to provide that support can be costly. Statistics released by Superoffice found that 67% of customers who churn cited bad experiences as the reason for their leaving the fold – i.e. they were pushed away, rather than pulled by attractive offers elsewhere.

Content can play a major role in preventing churn. Consider your interactions with displeased customers; what was playing on their mind? what issues needed to be resolved? Could these solutions be supported or provided with content?

 Conclusion

Marketing can never be truly automated. And this is especially true for content marketing, which seeks to engage people in an authentic way.

But follow these 9 tips to automate your content marketing, and you’ll save the time and the money you need to focus your attention on what really matters: marketing that delivers business results.

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8 approaches the iPhone eight can beat the Galaxy S8

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8 approaches the iPhone eight can beat the Galaxy S8

If there wasn’t already a mountain of pressure on Apple to supply something surprising with this yr’s iPhone update, there really is now. If you haven’t noticed, Samsung has released the Galaxy S8 and S8+, and they’re pretty amazing. As a former iPhone 7 Plus person, the S8+ would possibly thoroughly be the high-quality cellphone I’ve ever used, with a lovely display, fast processor, and, yes, an appropriate design.

But what makes the S8 so brilliant is how precise it’s miles. I got to spend every week with it while writing my evaluate, and I came away stunned. For the primary time in a while, Samsung is standing by myself at the reducing face with a telephone that desires to be seen to be believed. From its barely there bezels to its splendid wraparound display screen, the Galaxy S8 definitely gives Apple a run for its money. No shaggy dog story, it sincerely makes the iPhone 7 look quite stale.

However, there’s nevertheless a lot of time between now and the discharge of the following iPhone. In keeping with rumors, the lineup this year will consist of the usual S fashions together with a fantabulous iPhone 8, which looks to adopt a similar aesthetic to the Galaxy S8, with a part-to-side OLED show and the removal of the bodily domestic button. However, just due to the fact it might look similar doesn’t imply it can’t still be better. Here’s how Apple can nevertheless steal the crown from Samsung:

The Galaxy S telephones have constantly had a digicam on par with the iPhone, so it became a little unexpected that Samsung didn’t upgrade the S8’s all that a whole lot. The iPhone 7 Plus is already a step ahead Right here, with 2X optical zoom and the chic Portrait Mode, but the iPhone 8 ought to, in reality, separate itself from the S8 by way of taking it even further. at the side of a megapixel bump, Apple may want to upload optical image stabilization to the second one lens, to be able to go a protracted manner towards growing photo and zoom great. However what would truly set it aside could be a larger sensor and more ISO range to make it a low-mild chief.

Do you really need to Build an iPhone app?

This might sound like a ridiculous question in the beginning. However, I need to ensure that you have absolutely explored your target audience and taken into consideration whether it would be greater suitable to launch an app on the Blackberry or Android platform.

If you have your thoughts set on an iPhone app, then I urge you to also keep in mind what occurs whilst it’s miles an achievement? sure, I’m assuming that your iPhone application may be an achievement because they’re developing so unexpectedly. Will the enterprise you use be able to release a comparable app on the alternative structures so as no longer to alienate clients? Will you pick to mix your iPhone app with perhaps a mobile internet site that could permit all different telephone users to access your content?

Hunt down the iPhone apps you like!

I have controlled many websites and iPhone application tasks and one of the errors I often come upon is managers which can be too reliant at the designers. I recommend that as a part of your preliminary brief you virtually check out all of the unique types of iPhone apps which can be within your market. If there are no iPhone apps then definitely look at what you like. do not forget why one flows higher than every other, what elements frustrate you and what ideas could you operate to Construct your iPhone app.

Know-how Apple Join for your iPhone software

Apple Connect is an internet site utilized by your iPhone software developer. It is basically an internet site that holds the details of your app and is used to send your iPhone app binary code to Apple for them to approve… In case you are fortunate (I’ll get to that in a second)

It’s also the place wherein the whole lot you see on iTunes is managed. So the one’s display screen shots you notice for each app, you guessed it, they are uploaded via Connect. You could want to go through connect with your iPhone app developer just to get used to what you may and can’t do.

Pricing your iPhone utility

Apple operates a tiered pricing shape so all you need to do is select a pricing tier from 1-10 to set your price around the arena i.E if it’s miles 59p inside the United kingdom then it will robotically be 99 cents inside the US. Again, you may get admission to this along with your iPhone developer by way of touring Apple Join.

Making plans your iPhone app format

Bespoke apps could be a whole lot much less high-priced In case you do the floor work. through this, I mean work out exactly what you need and create a ‘paintings waft’ diagram. Essentially begin with a blank photo of an iPhone and caricature in your iPhone app splash screen and homepage. exercise session what buttons will go along the lowest of your iPhone app to create the menu – you could have 5 buttons.

Next, the usage of plenty of clean iPhone photos, create a hierarchical shape of your iPhone software. by way of doing this, you may actually display your clothier how you need it all to work i.E. click on Here and it suggests this screen or searches this item. Don’t worry an excessive amount of about whether it’s miles technically feasible as your iPhone app designer will undoubtedly advise a few options for improvement. Once the iPhone app workflow is entire then you and your dressmaker understand exactly how the app needs to work.

Bespoke iPhone Apps V’s Online App Builders

Only about 12 months in the past, If you desired to Build an iPhone app then you definitely had to search for a bespoke answer. These days matters are rapidly changing and there are a number of US primarily based companies and one United kingdom employer supplying a Construct your app On-line carrier.

The fundamental difference between bespoke iPhone software development and Online app Developers is price and versatility. So it all comes all the way down to ‘what do you need your iPhone app to do?’ and what sort of do you need to pay?

With bespoke iPhone packages, you honestly can create just about something and there are agencies or individuals very professional in this location. So ask yourself what you are trying to gain. Is it emblem constructing via smart amusement or are you looking to get content to your customers a good way to a) interact with them and Construct your brand or b) help them via to the final buy of your service or product?

Think returned some years to the usage of flash in website design. I used to be fortunate sufficient to be a part of an internet site pitch to Disney and bet what; we went over the pinnacle with flash. By the way, we received the agreement, but soon there were complete flash websites everywhere. Today it’s far very much a unique story, for most websites the number one objective is to get the content material across fast and successfully and in a manner that clients are used to, so as an example, having the menu on the pinnacle or the left-hand aspect of your website. Flash is now used predominantly in other areas to add to the overall user enjoy.

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WP ProfitBuilder 2.0 review Announcement

The understanding sources are very fascinating. It goes from beginner, to medium as well as breakthrough. You must begin with the eight weeks activity plan since every little thing if shown to get a successful begin. They go action by action to make the beginners a lot more comfortable with the lessons. Advanced Internet marketer don't need to follow this activity strategy before getting going. You get accessibility to lots of keyword tools as a key phrases generator, keyword phrase building contractor, spy competition device, Clickbank.com research study device, keyword research study tool and also even more. Usage mobile advertising along with all relevant on the internet features. Have details that is going to be certain concerning the landing page generator, input different points that will certainly make individuals come visit your web site and also you should permit them engagement. Opportunities for interaction keep your consumers thinking about your product or services. All QR codes have to be linked to a mobile optimized landing page. When someone checks a code it needs to be useful on a cell phone. It seems logical, but it is mind numbing the vast varieties of business that've uploaded a code on a mailer or nationwide ad and it connects to a desk leading website, a negative YouTube video or in some cases, yikes, a PDF. Individual experience, needless to say, is best gone. OCopy placement - Strategic use copy as well as graphics will certainly capture the site visitor's attention. Don't muck up the page with large, distracting graphics. Use lots of whitespace as well as place your message in the central portion of the page instead compared to placing info down the sides, where the emphasis could be lost swiftly. Keep the copy short. The site visitor expects an exact message, so do not choke it up with bunches of brainless prose.

Not known Facts About ProfitBuilder 2

They also have a month-to-month club where by they often incorporate templates – I’ve identified some good templates there. In relation to preserving things straightforward, Leadpages is a robust contender thanks to it’s cleanse user interface and Total straight-forward structure. wp profit builder The GetResponse plugin lets you include an internet sort towards your website by making use of the widgets. from the Widgets tab you can drag and fall The online sort widget into your 3 regions of your weblog: facet bar, side bar beside the text along with the footer location. Every single World-wide-web variety is often shown in the initial GetResponse format or perhaps the WordPress style. you'll be able to outline the format by introducing some tiny modifications in the net type HTML code string: on” or off”. structure a theme in Photoshop after which make use of the expert services of a company who does this on a normal foundation. Be sincere. Not truly an option. It really is uncomplicated! Okay, Just what exactly I’ve completed is rewrite most of this write-up, I’ve eradicated a couple of plugins and added a number of others that I’ve examined due to the fact I posted the Original write-up. I’ve extra a kind of conclusion matrix at the bottom with the publish depending on different scenarios and wishes too. you might then choose a Genesis theme that’s meant to do the job with Woo commerce – I just like the Genesis Framework, it’s exceptionally gentle pounds. That’s all a matter from the previous. know-how has arrive a long way. And now the landing page plugins out there are extremely economical. I think about along facet capturing e mail whilst comments,social login plugin which will improve the usability with the site reader and various social login plugins like loginradius and gigya will seize user information and facts in your case and in turn provide not just e mail but other consumer data at the same time. amazing roundup put up with promptly and effortless to put into action illustrations! I haven’t checked it out wp profit builder myself, I agree along with you. The product sales website page does appear pretty remarkable. need to have to examine this out, quite eager to view how this compares with the likes of Thrive, OP and LP. If you simply wish to wp profit builder Permit a customer obtain an product from your World-wide-web web site you don't need to obtain to work with this plugin. you are able to just make an everyday hyperlink that points for the file and so they ought to be able to obtain it clicking that link. It is a Pleasure to work with. If you receive Leadpages, go for a professional account at wp profit builder least If you're able to since you receive the split testing attribute. Bare with me, I’ll provide the wp profit builder put up updated before long and I think the update is going to be quite valuable for Other individuals way too 🙂 I like the thought of the Inbound Now plugins as well but I didn’t locate them wp profit builder far too uncomplicated so caught While using the enhance push method. There’s in all probability a greater solution but I didn’t contain the time to search out it so I went for the straightforward selection. I started out this website to provde the proven techniques and resources you need to accelerate your weblog's development.

5 Easy Facts About WP Profit Builder 2.0 Described

If you are beginning as an affiliate, then this program is the best choice that you could opt for due to the fact that there is not need for coding for this program. If you will certainly make use of WordPress for your landing page, this point will be seo friendly. By utilizing the seo plug in, you can improve the search engine optimization ratio. If you need services about how you can prevent Google slap, S.E.O., ProfitBuilder, AdWords optimization, write-up marketing therefore far more, the forum alone would suffice to meet your demands. Plus the success tale section is the very best encouraging assistance you can point of. By grasping one kind of advertising you will certainly obtain great at it as well as develop a system that helps you. Just after that should you add another kind of advertising to your mix. Automated electronic marketing is just one of the means for you to exclusively connect with your customers. It really is more of a company require these days compared to a choice. A lot even more people take benefit of the web for surfing product or services firms. You have to follow your industry as well as provide your solutions where they expect to situate you. This straight marketing kind is really basic to track, and you'll examine return of financial investments instantly. The next action is to leadpages where you will certainly be guiding your visitors. It is ideal that you established a web page first where they can check out regarding extra valuable info on the item initially, before you send them to a sales duplicate. You could also allow them review several of the various other articles you have composed. When you have your landing pages good to go up, you can start with your write-up writing and ultimately send them to some short article directory sites. If you fail to get your viewers attention for the initial 15 seconds, you have lost your opportunity to obtain a lead or make money. That is why putting a long time as well as effort optimizing your landing web page will produce a huge difference in your business.