#i pronouncied it fuck ass

[thesorcerersspouse]

Ik it's normal for me to have a pretty thick accent but damn it sounds so ridiculous 😭

[juice-boxy]

Man I miss being fluent in Español

[thatdeadaquarius]

OKAY BUT I HAVE MORE IDEA FOR BLUNT READER CUZ I LOVE THAT AU SO MUCHANDMDJFKSLDKF

So you know how french people's insult are always outta pocket (from a person who's first language is french I can tell you that no other language compares in insult -apart for African languages)

Like,, some "bad" insult here would be : bitch, fuck off, whore,..

Which we can all agree is boring...

BUT THEN IN FRENCH!!!

We be getting creative with it

Eg.

"mange tes mort" wich translates to "eat your dead (relatives)"

"vas te fair enculer" means "go get yourself pegged in the ass"

(yes, we have a specific word for being fucked in the ass 💀)

AND THOSE WOULD BE THE COMMON ONES AS WELL

English could never compare ✨

BUT ANYWAYS

how would the characters react if reader was from france/ belgium/ canada(or any other french speaking country) and started cursing people out like they eould do in their home countrie !?!?

The eay their face would drop

We would make a couple of people cry

AND GOD(us haha) FORBID A KID OVER-HEAR US AND STARTS REPEATING US

Trying to un-teach them would be hell *cries*

Your thoughts?

Love yaaaa~

ABSOLUTE TOP TIER ORAH MY BELOVED!!

Nobody has any idea how much I HATE ENGLISH both for its rules/pronounciation BS/etc. But also, most importantly, THERES LIKE NO GOOD CUSS WORDS- OR LIKE CUSS PHRASES??

I HAD TO PUT THIS GIF BC THAT WAS LITERALLY ME WHEN I HAD THE REALIZATION TO LOOK UP OTHER LANGUAGE CUSS WORDS AND I WAS JUST BLOWN AWAY BY HOW GOOD THEY WERE- HOW CREATIVE- 😫😭🥲 ENGLISH WHY R U SO SHITY IN EVERY POSSIBLE LANGUAGE SITUATION-

like idk we got "eat shit and die / fuck off / go fuck yourself" ???? Like- thats pathetic 😟.

I love hearing someone just cuss smbody out their native language/non-english, it’s so badass and cool to see

Anyway u already know i love non-native english speakers from the bottom of my heart✨️

GOD I FUCKING LOVE BLUNT LANGUAGE AU ITS LIKE ONE OF TOP FAV AS U CAN PROBABLY GUESS I COULD WRITE A LITERAL FANFIC ENTIRELY OFF THIS SIMPLE PREMISE 💖💓💗💞❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

omg so i HAVE SPECIFICALLY HEARD ABT FRENCH BEING RLLY CREATIVEEE

and i researched french cusswords/phrases,,,

😭 BRO IM CRYING

“bête comme ses pieds!” IM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR-

(trans: you’re as stupid AS YOUR FEEEEEETT)

idk what’s funnier, you translating urself in real time and saying all these phrases to ppl,

OR just scaring the ever-loving shit out of every teyvat citizen within a mile radius bc oh wow- you look pissed, so yeah somebody’s about to lose all their self-esteem for the rest of their life bc ur insults are known to be extra cutting bc ur so blunt-

OH CREATOR ABOVE (…oh creator, present??)- you changed to your holy language FOR THIS???

everybody just giving the npc the most bombastic side-eye for pushing you to do this,

or even just you stubbing ur toe/ate food when it was too hot

or my favorite, getting onto ppl like Wanderer when they do smth silly lmao

STOP I HAD A FOUL THOUGHT OF GETTING ONTO Ei AND WANDERER (like ei for not keeping him/at least giving him to someone else to raise, then all the shit he did as Scaramouche lol)

AND THIS CUSSWORD COMES OUT UNDER UR BREATH OR SMTH- DOES THIS FIT BC THIS KILLS ME:

“Putain de salope…” (whore of whore, I LIED IT MEANS FUCKING BITCH LMAO😭)

JUST GETTING THE MOM AND THE SON IN ONE FULL BREATH CRYINGGGG

STOPPP wanderer using it against other ppl ever since u used it lol

oh no stop dont bring the kids into thisss 😭😭

Klee would deffo be the first one to pick up ur words and use them, omg she just uses them as catchphrases like when throwing her bombs 💀

“Mange tes mort!” JUST WITH A SMILE ON HER FACE AS SHE THROWS HER HUGE SKILL BOMB INTO A FISH POND

Venti would definitely make sure the winds “pass along phrases of the sacred All-God language!”

which just means anyone who UNDERSTANDS YOU JUST GETS GENTLY CREATIVELY CUSSED OUT BY THE WIND IM SOBBINGGG

☆

i hope u guys are having a great summer! its basically too hot to go outside where I am, not unless ur going straight into the water or smth

which hey, ill be doing that this weekend, floating down the river about an hour away from my house with friends! :]

which,,, if anyone sees this, U GOTTA HELP ME THINK OF A 1000 FOLLOWERS MILESTONE THING TO DO IDK WHAT TO DO BUT I WANNA CELEBRATE IT BC I NEVER THOUGHT THATD HAPPEN!! lmk what u think in the comments if u read this!

☆

Safe Travels 0rah,

💀♒

♡the beloveds♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist / @thedevioussmirk / @the-dumber-scaramouche / @chocogi

[tosteur-gluteal]

Just a little pronounciation guide for you English speakers :))) also my username is written TOSTEUR, T-O-S-T-E-U-R. Not Tostuer, that's like, Tos - "kill" in French. Not Tostueur, that's Tos - "killer". Although those are sick a fuck, I must admit 😎 And GLUTEAL, like the gluteal region, like the butt. The ass. Laugh rule (This is a reference to a kids show)

[goji-pilled]

i fucking hate the english language for your weird spelling to pronounciation shit like what do you mean "beautiful" is spelled like that but pronounced like this?????

everytime i type it, in my head i will never pronounce it properly and instead go for the most literal, old ass person german sounding way instead or god knows what gibberish would end up being typed

and don't even get me started on "kn" or the "ou" or the weird fucking "s" and "c" shit you sometimes pull

this is why i do not respect this language (another weird fucked up spelling to pronounciation word!!!!)

[nightguide]

DEAD THONGS TO COMPETE WITH BIG ASS DEAD TITS YOU SCORNED MAN LABOUR TO (THE NOVEL) - LINNA RIAZ

DUMBARSE THE WORLD IN OUR TRILOGY, THE WORLD ENDED BUT WE DID NOT GIVE A SHIT (THE SHAYATEENI'S MIRACLE DAJJAL: THE REQUIEM)

REEMA AND LAYLA (THE DUMKOPF)

THIS IS HOW I'D END UP FINDING A MARRIAGE REVERSION FEELING LIKE IN REAL TIME

IT'S SHIT.

I HATE THAT YOU'RE NOT EVEN THERE LOOKING FOR ME UNTIL I FIND YOU ARSE SHAGGING THAT MAN OVER THERE UNTIL I MADE YOU SEE

NO FUCKING PUNCTUATION, I MARRIED THAT LOSER A LONG TIME AGO

WHO FUCKING SAID THAT I WAS THE AUTHOR

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO IT

HAAJID (WHAT KIND OF MOTHER FUCKING NAME IS THAT)

BROKEN FAST FOR 'LOOKING'

ALL TOGETHER NOW, HE LOOKS. CRINGE

OW,

FUCK OFF

THIS IS NOT YOU, NIGGER

NIGGA

NIFFIGIGGITFAGGOT

YES

I AM

THIS IS YOU

(REMOVED FROM THE GROUP CHAT: HAAPY BIRTHDAY JIDECIMAL: WEIRD PRONOUNCIATION OF THE NAME IS NOT ALLIANCED TO THE AUTHOR (SHE KNEW)

FUCKKKKKKKKOFF.

BRITISH WAY OF SAYING THAT (NOT EVEN REMOVED)

FARTS AS SHE MAKES A NOISE (SLAPPED)

SLAPPENING.

YOUR TURN GURU MAHARAJA

HOW DUMB DO YOU THINK WE ARE????

HALAL ASSININE KEANU REEVES

AND THERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE SHE WATCHED SUPERNATURAL IN FRONT OF US. YOU KNEW, WE. WERE. THERE.

PAKI

YES

YES, I AM.

[viak-kaiv]

SORTA CYNO'S STORY QUEST ACT 2 SPOILERS BUT MORE JUST A POINTLESS RANT

tw: uh, i swear a bit, just a heads up

OKAY SO, I'VE BEEN (REALLY FUCKING SLOWLY) WRITING A GENSHIN FIC THAT FOR THE MOST PART IS BASED IN SUMERU

SO I HAVE BEEN RESEARCHING DIFFERENT SIDE CHARACTERS/NPC'S

ONE OF THEM IS NAPHIS

THAT WHY IM SO FUCKIN PASSIONATE ABOUT IT BECAUSE I WAS WRITING A WHOLE ASS CHARACTER FOR HIM JUST BASING IT OFF THE FACTS THAT HE'S TIGHNARI'S MASTER AND THE SAGE OF AMURTA

I WAS WRITING HIM AS A "SHUT THE FUCK UP" "NO, YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP" WHATEVR THAT PERSONALITY IS, SORTA CHARACTER

AKA ONE OF THE CHARACTERS I WAS EXCITED TO INTRODUCE THE READER TO CAUSE I THINK THOSE CHARACTERS ARE FUNNY AS SHIT

BUT DUDE

HIS CHARACTER DESIGN

ITS PROBABLY BECAUSE I PAINTED HIM DIFFERENTLY IN MY HEAD THAT IM UPSET ABOUT IT

HERE'S SOME NOTES I WROTE WHEN HE WAS FIRST SEEN IN THE CUTSCENE THAT BASICALLY SUM UP ALL MY THOUGHTS

but also thinking about it now, with how npc's look n' all,

and how dirty they did mountain shaper and moon carver,

I shouldn't have had my hopes up at all

i'm not actually upset, kinda glad he was actually shown just cause i was curious about his character

and eh, the design does make him stand out slightly from other npc characters just enough as needed

so all in all, im just needlessly and pointlessly upset due to my own thoughts

he kinda fits the bill, he looks like he'd argue the correct pronounciation of croissant

but im sad he isn't the sort of Haganezuka character style i was expecting

thanks for coming to my ted talk

[cold-dragon-europehsr]

You know how people on those dumbass news channels are always lying about shit 24/7?

Well it's not like they talk about Hunter Biden OR HIS LAPTOP on there.

Not only is Hunter a dumbass, but Joe Biden and Kamalia Harris (that bitch has too many pronounciations and doesn't even know how to say her own name right) are dumbasses too.

If I even ever get the chance too, I will kick Joe in the balls. Full force. Honestly, all of those people in Washington DC are a bunch of fucking idiots.

Here's what we peeps need:

Joe Biden getting his ass kicked

The news to stop lying

Joe and Kamalia going into jail FOR LIFE

Trump to get re-elected for president

Trump to fix America and get rid of all of our suffering

Us to get back to normal

We still haven't passed step one though.

I bet Joe barely has any balls left.

https://youtu.be/vF_mcw7dRjw

👆 Anyway, if you click the link right there, you can see the Joe Biden Ice Cream Truck getting hit by the Trump Train.

I really want that to happen next election.

[adhdnojutsu]

To expand on this, only people of low merit would invalidate a language for having fewer letters than their own or having a lot of loan words. For example, the many people saying Hebrew is "made up for PR" are so fucking stupid and racist, like it's one of THE most ancient surviving languages, older than Arabic by the way. SO SORRY our people, language, and culture are older than a lot of things you'd like to see replace us. But obviously, millennia of violent diaspora and persecution, aka outside interference from low value bigots, saw its use decreased, which is why its revival came with a lot of loan words from other languages and other differences from Biblical Hebrew, as Hebrew didn't get to be around for the advent of a lot of things.

Hebrew doesn't need a whole bunch of vowels. Just like Japanese works just fine with the silent u and i, or like English manages with 28463882 different pronounciations of "gh" or "ou", Hebrew works fine with words not containing a single written vowel where several are heard, AND can assign several uses to a single letter, the vav being u, o, and v at the same time.

That said, "there are no annoying xyz" is a logical fallacy. "There are no" is a statement of fact. "Annoying" is strictly subjective, and clearly, some people find some dialects annoying. This is like "all bodies are beautiful". No. Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder and it's valid to find some bodies "not beautiful", just don't be an ass about it. There's a language similar to Russian (I don't know which exactly) whose speakers sound perpetually upset to speakers of different languages. It's valid to find that off-putting as long as you keep that to yourself, Karen.

Also, "verklikkerlichtje".

not only are there no bad languages there are also no bad or annoying dialects

[baekhyoris]

how do you think Neji be like/deal with reader being bilingual? Like reader sometimes speaking in their native tongue or saying certain words he doesn’t know. I can totally see him making an effort to learn at least a little to communicate or to feel closer or learning it in secret to surprise reader later on :)

oh this is so sweet sounding!! wrote this down while in class lmao. i really need to get a new notebook one of these days. thanks for the request i love this💙

➢ let's say for this that you're a ninja from a different village but you and your family had to move to konoha when you were a teenager. you initially met neji while him and his team were on a mission in your village before you moved.

➢ before you got together, neji would find it interesting that you knew another language. he would be one of those kind of people that would pretend to know what you're talking about even though he very much doesn't. outside of training, you two would bond over teaching eachother your respective languages. the closer you get, the more he begins to pick up on some basic words (ie. 'hello', 'thank you', 'yes/no' etc.) overtime. i definetly agree that he would take the time to learn, as a way to further connect to you.

➢ you tend to mix words up with your native tongue quite often and it leads to some pretty funny moments between the two of you. especially when you're super focused on something and you mumble things to yourself, or when you're getting worked up and you can't help but curse in your language.

➢ looking back, neji thinks his crush on you began because of the way you get so excited about things—be it learning a new jutsu or someone gifting you something you've been wanting—and exclaiming said joy in your native tongue. it made him feel all warm and fuzzy inside, makes him want to see it more.

➢ he won't admit this outloud—even after you start dating—but he finds your accent quite cute. he can listen to you talk about anything and everything for hours without complaining.

➢ on his free time, he would spend hours at the library and taking notes like he's going to have an exam. this also extends to learning about the culture of your home village. one thing about neji is that he never half-asses anything.

➢ it comes as a plesant surprise when you notice this and you make an effort to correct his pronounciation and also teach him new words. you find it really cute when he gets embarassed at mispronouncing words, but his eagerness to learn never fails to warm your heart.

➢ let me tell you, once he learns the petnames/compliments in your language, it's over. in private, it's all he ever calls you. and coupled with his smooth voice, it makes you weak in the knees every single time. loves to whisper sweet nothings into your ear whilst cuddling (or during sex). no matter how long you've been together, he will learn new words of endearment to call you and watch as you react.

➢ you tend to tease him a lot, giving him tons of teasing nicknames and enjoying when it finally hits him.

➢ if you ever give him a cute nickname in your language though, he will melt. he fucking loves it.

➢ over the course of your relationship, i can see you having lots of inside jokes. both of your teams (if they ever have joint training sessions) just stare in confusion while the both of you are smiling.

➢ many years down the line, you two can have full conversations in your language and neji enjoys the way he can express his love for you in a way that only the two of you will know. there's something about it that he finds to be so intimate.

➢ goddddd i have so much more to say but i don't want this to get into modern au territory 😫 but i'll stop it here.

ask box is open!

[scorittanius]

sometimes i get sad that i have a weirdass accent instead of a stereotypical australian one because everyone calls me british!!!! my ass is NOT british my autism and phonetic pronounciations just warped my accent beyond repair!!!!! I AM NOT A FUCKING BRIT!!!!!

[windyreads]

So you've never heard of a finnish accent? Cuz lemme tell ya, MY FUCKING OWN SIBLING GETS ON MY ASS ABOUT "PROPER PRONOUNCIATION" WHEN YOU CAN MAKE OUT WHAT I SAY

[angriel]

Eywa's Chance: Deja Vu? pt.2

Warning: Widowed! Jake Sully, Warrior! Reader, Sexual Themes (will put signs), Angst, Absolutely Ass Writing, 17+, Violence, War, Chaos, Peace. Skypeople reader, Jake x Reader

@fluloa

"Found You Bitch"

Jake Hissed (Y/N) gasped as the air was knocked out of her lungs, she tried to break free from the hold of her enemy but it was unsuccessful and it only made it brought the knife closer on her neck.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you baby girl" Jake threatened. (Y/n) Surrendered and stopped struggling as if she accepted her own fate dying at the hands of the kind she loved. She breathed one last time and closed her eyes expecting for her attacker to end her but she waited and waited but she doesn't feel the pain of being stabbed.

"Pxasìk! (Screw it) Are you gonna fucking kill me or not? cause if you do just do it!" She Taunted him not failing to show her bravery infront of Jake. but she saw Wood sprites coming towards her. Jake let her go and watched as it lands on her head and arms and all over her body.

"A sign from Eywa" Jake mumbles as he stares at her. (Y/N) wonders why the Atokirina' is coming to her but regardless the mysterious reason she thanked Eywa that she saves her by sending them.

"Go to my tent, it's an emergency Norm. Go NOW" Jake ordered Norm through the transmitter, as soon as he was done contacting norm the Wood Sprites let go of (Y/N) and she watched them disappear in the sky.

"well this is awkward" she said, Jake ignored her and called his ikran, it came infront of him and he pets it. He connects his Tsaheylu and mounted his Ikran "So you're gonna leave me after evreything you've fucking done?" (Y/N) Screamed.

Jake laughed teasingly "Come on sweetheart we've got a lot of things to talk to" He said as he extended his hands towards her. (Y/n) Scoffed as she took his hands and he guided her to sit on his ikran. Without saying anything he took off not giving a moment for (Y/n) to secure himself.

And because of this (Y/n) had no choice but to wrapped her arms around him tightly "Fuck you! You're a fucking asshole bitch! You "skxawng" (Stupid) Jake laughed and flied faster while you're screaming at the top of your lungs, you only stopped because you saw the Pandora from above and it fascinated you.

(Y/n) didn't know how much time has passed since you two were flying but you saw the Legendary Flying rocks A.K.A The Hallelujah Mountains Jake turned into a narrowed rocks and landed on a campsite. Almost immediately a crowd of Na'vi surrounded the two of you.

"Fuck Jake! Why the did you bring her to our camp site?!" Norm shrieked at the sight of you. "Do the tests on her and we'll talk" Jake said while he was walking towards the healers tent. Norm Sighed and he turns to you.

"Hello there I'm Norm, Norm Spellman and yours is?" Norm introduced himself as he extended his arms towards her. (Y/n) smiled and took his arms "Kaltxi Oeru syaw (Y/n), smon niprrte'" (Y/n) said while shaking his hand.

"And Fluent to Na'vi. you could use some improvement to your pronounciations but you're good!" Norm rambled, (Y/n) rolled her eyes and scoffed while mumbling "yeah sure whatever."

"We need to do some tests on you is that okay?" He asked you and expecting your confirmation. You raised your eyebrows and crossed your arms to your chest while staring at him.

"Don't worry we're not gonna do some freaky things to you like stabbing you and shit" He raised his arms defensively. You sighed and said "I don't have any choice do I?" You said, he nodded "Fine" he smiled at you and guided you to Jake's tent.

There you saw a Human Scientist, he looked at you and waved. "Hi there I'm Max and I'm the one who's mainly gonna do some check ups on ya. Including testing if you have a tracking chip in your noggins." He enthustiastically said.

Jake Found Mo'at and greeted her. "I know you brought her here sully, tell me, why did you do it?" Mo'at asked him while she's grinding herbs.

"I was gonna kill her, but there was a sign from Eywa" Jake said. Mo'at suddenly stopped and looked at Jake, she laughed bitterly remembering her late daughter Neytiri saying the same thing when she first brought Jake to the home tree.

"Do you not feel Deja Vu Jake Sully?" Mo'at asked, He suddenly tensed up as his bittersweet memory came and replay on his mind. He went silent and was about to go out of the tent when he said "I'm sure Neytiri and her father is together now, you should visit him he's asking me about you." Jake then checked The dreamwalker on his tent.

Just as he was about to go in, Norm and Max went out. They greeted him and he greeted back "No chips anywhere on her body, her avatar's normal" Max said. Jake nodded and thanked him for his services as well as norm and the duo went out to continue their research.

Jake went in and saw (Y/n) "Get up and come with me" He ordered her and went out again to the center of the camp, you obliged and saw the Na'vi's staring at you and shouting. You followed him towards the center and you were shocked when he went up the throne.

(Italized in Na'vi)

"This is the sky walker we've spotted near our sacred place" Jake said to the people. Many Hissed at you and many shouted some unknown Na'vi words at you. You shrinked at your spot as you feel their hatred towards you.

"But! Eywa gave me a sign. And I decided to take her in, from now on Mo'at will lead our people. While I teach her how to live like us." He announced displaying his powerful status.

You looked down and thought how you fucked up cursing the Olo'eyktan of the Omaticayan people. Then you suddenly stared at his hands and you noticed that he has 5 fingers like you do unlike the native Na'vi who has 4 fingers.

You suddenly realized that he was Jake Sully. The one who betrayed humanity, the 1st dreamwalker that became one of the people, and your crush. You blushed from the sudden realization, not noticing Jake's stares at you. And you pray to Eywa that he does not see the darker blue tint from your cheek.

Jake left the throne and made his way from the tent. He can't help but to think about what his mate said to him, is it possible that Neytiri pleaded for Eywa to give him a new mate? He felt his head aches and he touched it with his hand.

"hey" (Y/n) greets. Jake turned around and saw her and wondered why she was in his tent, he raised his eyebrow at her as gesturing what she wants. She looks at the ground sighing and finally asking him "what did you say earlier?".

"I'm gonna teach you our ways, as Eywa gave me a sign" Jake said in his deep monotone voice. She gasped and fake coughed and said "I see... Are you also perhaps the -" Jake cut her sentence off by saying "Olo'eyktan? Yes and I'll assume you already know my name?" (Y/n) nodded and looked at his eyes.

"is that it?" Jake asked her, (Y/n) said yes. "We'll start tomorrow at the morning. As soon as the sun shines, don't be late or I'll kill you" Jake threatened her. Before leaving the tent (Y/n) said "I'm (Y/n) figured i'll introduce myself so you know who you're acting like a dick with." She left his tent while mumbling the words of how mean he was and how much of an asshole he is.

Jake clicked his tongue behind his teeth and prepared his armor. He left his tent and called for Norm to guide (Y/n) to her tent which is right next to his. As soon as he was done with it he called for his ikran and went to the Tree of Souls.

Jake dismounted his ikran and immediately connected his Tsaheylu on a strand of the tree. He saw his beloved once again standing and waiting for him. Before he talks Neytiri cut him off by cupping her hands on his face and leaned her forehead to his.

"Ma Jake, Eywa will not let you see me anymore. This is our last meeting, you will see me until the right time. "Kiyevame Ma Jake, Eywa Ngahu" Neytiri said not trying to hide the sadness she's feeling. after a short while she lets him go.

"Wha-, What do you mean? No Baby please? Nga Yawne Lu Oer! Please comeback! Don't! " Jake pleaded but Neytiri keot walking towards the mists and Jake's Tsaheylu disconnected from the strand.

He screamed in Anguish and wept in front of Eywa not caring if anyone will see him. He mounted his ikran and went straight to his tent, clutching Neytiri's songchord close to him and for the first time in the year Jake have finally gotten the rest he deserves.

But there's one thing that bothers him besides the recent events. he can't shook the feeling of

DEJA VU

Kaltxi Oeru syaw (Y/n), smon niprrte'

Hi I'm Called (Y/N), Pleased to meet you

Kiyevame Ma Jake, Eywa Ngahu

See you soon My Jake, May eywa be with you

Nga Yawne Lu Oer!

You're beloved to me (I love you)

Chapter 3 is out!

[worstutfanonthingpoll]

Welcome to the

Worst ut/dr Fanon Thing Tournament!

Vote for the thing about ut/dr fanon that pisses you off the most!

...

Tournament Plan

40 contestants altogether!

ROUND 1 - 20 polls, 40 contestants

...

Meet our contestants: Part one!

The evil Chara!

God (Hatsune Miku) forbid non binary people do anything

Flooey is not Asriel!

Clearly Flooey is an evil 😱 demon rawr and Azzy Wazzy Woo Woo is a perfect 😇 angle uwu

Chara's name pronounciation!

Cha-rah? Kar-ah? Kare-uh? Cha-ra-ra-ah-ah? Roma-ro-ma-ma? Ga-ga-ooh la la? Want your bad romance?

Error and Ink daycare comic!

You know the one.

Fanon Underfell!

Look at how they massacred my boy

Fanon underswap in general!

I.e, the fanon version as a whole, excluding Blueberry. I mean, he is like 90% of the problem BUT STILL.

Noelle Holiday!

She stole someone's brand apparently!

The Big Bad Gaster!

He's the real villain, the evil scientist, he knows exactly what he's doing all cold and calculated like, character nuance who's she? So very eeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvvvviiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllll

Uwufication of Ralsei!

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Story of undertale

Will I be a pacifist?

Or will I ✨️use my fists✨️?

Flooey is an adult truthers

I.e. simps denying that they carnally lust for someone who is clearly a child HE WANTED A BIKE FOR CHRISTMAS FUCK DAMN YOU

PAPERJAM??

Help me kill him you guys pls pls pls vote for Paperjam like I hate him more than Blueberry at this point

Sans Multiversal War Bullshit!

Yeah

Sexy goat mother!

Don't reduce her to a milf, please. Especially Underfell Toriel, she's off the shits and wears sweatpants not some sexy sultry villainy lady who will "befriend" you

Undyne ignored!

She literally becomes an immortal god in genocide, and is so determined she becomes a fucking amalgamation for a hot minute in most of the neutral runs, shut up about Sans for three seconds please

Aggressive Alphyne shippers!

No need to act so feral u guys

Papyrus hates puns!

I will only accept this if he's given a gun

Spamtis!

*sobs uncontrollably*

Raslei is Asriel!

Incest coding much?

Misgendering, particularly KFC!

Gender up to interpretation MY ASS

[shwarmii]

uhhhhh wow that'a a lot of votes. i thought id be lucky to get 20 within the week. okay

(1) i wont out the youtuber bc they have a somewhat small following of under 1 million and, seeing how i severely underestimated this poll's turn-out, uhhhhhhhh, not going to even chance a comment-section deviation on their video. part of why i made this poll was because nobody had commented on the youtuber's pronounciation.... but they had said "Bob-o", i will admit that. i had said [redacted pronounciation] in my tags bc i didnt wanna sway shit but aT 3K+ VOTES IN 13 HOURS, I THINK I WON'T SWAY A GODDAMN ONE OF YOU, JFC, thanks for the sample size

(2) "Boo-boo" (like a ghost's "boo" ×2; or like a kid's ouchie) is very valid, i very much regret not thinking of it to include here

(2.5) i have never seen it spelled as "Booboo the fool" but i believe you; and if you said that's the og form of the meme, i can believe that too. ive just only seen "Bobo", personally, but, again, i believe you. im no expert on memes, hence, the poll of my ignorance. it is entirely possible i have been seeing off-shoot memes of "Booboo" shortened to "Bobo"

(2.5 edit ×2) ive now been shown "Booboo" memes and the meme wiki, so i have no explanation for why i have only seen the "Bobo" variations here on our hellish www.tumblr.com; but it def feels like ive been shown real Oreos after eating Fake/Healthy/Off Brand-Oreos all my life, wowza. i believed you guys before but now i too am confused why ive only see "Bobo" off-shoots. huh. wondered how that happened. regardless, then id expect "fourth pronounciation" to be higher than since "Boo-boo" (like a ghost's "boo" ×2; or a kid's ouchie) doesn't sound like "Bo-bo" (like "bow and arrow" with "bow" ×2) since as of rn (19 September 2023, 3:30 PM PST) "Bo-bo" is in the lead at 72% whereas "a fourth pronounciation" is at 18%... or is Booboo The Fool still pronounced like "Bo-bo" ("bow and arrow", "bow" ×2) and isnt pronounced phoentically like "Boo-boo" (ghost's "boo" ×2; or like a kid's ouchie) like i assumed?? idk. anything can change within a week and we aren't even 24 hours in yet

(3) i say "Bo-bo", but i think all ways are fine. "Boo-boo" is especially valid. i think its funnier if you can floor me into doing a spit-take like that youtuber with their "Bob-o the fool" pronounciation; keep at that shit, love that for you. but also i do admittingly feel really validated with "Bo-bo" being in the lead. idk how many of you are true "Bo-bo"s and how many of you are "Boo-boo"s doing the closest thing instead of picking "a fourth and secret option" (fair enough, they are def the sibling-pronounciations as opposed to the all the other variations), but i accept you into this camp anyway, hello, have a cupcake

(4) "Bow-bow" (kind of like a dog barking, but just the first half of "bow-wow") is fucking wild, i love it, hearing that would make me choke on my water for sure. wish i had thought to add you guys too, jfc

(5) the people saying "Boh-boh" need to give me an example to help me differentiate it from the "Bo-bo" (like "bow and arrow" but "bow" ×2) camp bc my ass can only see "Boh" pronounced like "Bo"

(5 edit) thank you, someone explained it was like "bowing" to someone which means it has a soft "h" and no hard "w". valid

(6 edit) i made a new, more inclusive poll variation if anybody prefers to vote over there instead lmao youre good to stay here if you want, or vote on both, idk, again, im not your parents lmao

(7 edit) thank you to the people correcting me this is not a meme (a meme is how it was popularized into breaching contianment; but it itself is not a meme), but is actually AAVE. i am non-Black (im a mixed Indigenous American of multiple tribes and am two-spirited; nonetheless, i am non-Black) and will work on removing and replacing this bit of appropriation out of my vocabulary so as to not alienate any of the irl Black people in my life with my lack of fluency in AAVE. also thank you to the people trying to uncover how the off-shoot of Bobo happened (the two main theories are (1) Bobo was a real-life clown up until the 70s, so its possible that it just a case of crossed wires from this game of telephone i was unknowingly a part of; and (2) the word "bobo" is Spanish and Portuguese and Filipino and some other languages term for "silly", "idiot", and/or "fool", depending, thus making Bobo The Fool into a bit of a Moon Moon which is by itself funny and likely also added to the game of telephone that created the off-shoot i kept experiencing instead of the og meme) obviously, i have no idea how the said off-shoot happened, so who is to say how it did. but your theories prove you are all very clever ♡ thank you all for the education ♡

i just heard one of my favorite youtubers say this meme out loud in a video and the pronounciation FLOORED ME so now i gotta know:

poll is just "which way do you say it"; tags is "which way is right", assuming your answer to "which way is right" is different to "which way do you say it". or i guess tags are also for uhhhhhh if your answer is complicated and if you wanna explain, if you have a diff way of pronouncing (pls tell meeeee), or whatever else you want, im not your parents, idk

[saltysalmonkid]

Guillermo and derek bff headcanons because i miss derek so much

They play fortnite together on Guillermo's days off and YES Derek makes fun of Guillermo's gamertag all the time (despite his being something just as cringe)

Derek IMMEDIATELY clocks whatever the fuck is going on between Guillermo and Nandor and when Nandor shows hostility to him bc hes a jealous shit like that Derek goes "listen im not trying to get in between you two, Guillermo and I are just friends" and Nandor fucking shortcircuits from the implications of that statement for a good hour.

Derek asks Guillermo to tag along on him and Laszlo's weird little mentorship romps at first until one day he doesn't and Laszlo comes home with his hair and clothes all mussed up and Guillermo offhandedly asks him where he's been and he goes "as a matter of fact, i've just been out with your good friend Derek, and can I just say, he has a 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤 pe-" and Guillermo fucking bolts back to his room before he can finish the sentence and frantically texts Derek "FUCKING LASZLO DUDE ARE YOU SERIOUS" and Derek texts back "dont tell me youve never thought about it" and Guillermo just stares at his phone for a good 10 minutes before replying "okay yeah fine"

Sometimes Guillermo goes over to his house to watch anime and by god does it feel good to have a guy around who actually understands all his references

Derek offers to turn Guillermo a bunch but he always says no and Derek gives him A Look everytime like "dude really. That asshole" and Guillermo just throws his hands in the air and shrugs and Derek shakes his head exasperatedly

Derek goes over to the Baron's air bnb to play with aspen a lot (bc technically it is his dog), so much so that he is barely fluent in the ancient vampiric tongue. Eventually the Baron starts giving him proper lessons (because his pronounciations suck ass and the Baron cringes everytime he says something) and he's fucking ecstatic about it bc hes a linguistic nerd like that