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My thoughts on the Yandere Arcane Au
Tw: sorry y'all not good at writing yandere, yandere content
Okay before we get started we need to talk about what this universe of the undersity looks like pre- time skip. Honestly I think that this univers had a lot more progression in term of revolution and a lot less shimmer. Also considering the fact that Vander and Silco were able make up after Vi's death makes me think there was a lot less bloodshed between the two over the years. I mean of course silco when and found the note vander left but the fact that the crew is all laughing and partying together means there has to be new layers of loyalty amongst the crew caused by Vi's death.
Yandere's Vander and Silco:
OH GOD!!!! These two I swear, I honestly feel like in terms of protectiveness Vander would actually be worse. I mean he watched Vi die in the attack so you have that. He would not want to lose another.
If Vander was a platonic yandere, yeah no, your never leaving the Last Drop without him ever again. The trama he has from Vi is crazy. But if it was a romantic situation, he would be a little more lenient.
Now for platonic yandere Silco. I feel like a lot of protectiveness would come from a place of guilt and attonment. I mean his actions killed Vi during the pre-timeskip in this universe and he is probably still feel's guilty for that despite the fact that he has been forgiven.
So I feel like bring a young obsession or kid into the mix, would make him feel like he needs to make amends for what he did. Not only to prove to himself but for the others aswell that no other will die under his care.
Now them as a pair, would go crazy platonic or not. We need to remember something the two are brothers and the the pillars of the undercity. So the levels of communication and partnership are already there. There abilities to unite people would probably be where a lot of the Yanderness of the crew starts to fester. Always having someone with you, eyes and ears all over Zaun, and generally not being fucked with or else you'll have two of the powerhouse's of Zaun on you doorstep.
If this was romantic, they would share, God damn it. I don't know what it is but they would share, I just know it. You would be the king/queen of the Zaun in Silco's eyes, Vander hates it because he feels like if bring to much attention to you. Your always with on or the other. Silco defininatly spoils you, I mean you know he would.
Here me out, I feel like they both also have some fears from what happened to Felicia, so that definitly are supper on edge all the time because of that. One of both of them had to have liked her romantically, I was felling the vibes during the flashback.
Okay but I feel like they would be worse than the adults, in terms of platonic yandere's. Like we saw Vi's death really fucked them up. You would 100% be the Vi replacement. Expecally if you were older than them.
With Powder , it would be the worst. She wouldn't be violent, but more manipulative in certain ways., 100% a guilt tripper. Then would rope the other into it as well. Saying things to you about how you remind them so much of Vi, and there protection is just so you don't end up like her, so you should never leave them.
You probably wouldn't go on jobs, mostly saying in the last drop with Vander and Benzo. Maybe they let you go into Piltover, but you are always with someone. But never in the more dangerous parts of Zaun that have yet to be changed, and you still got to worry about the grey. the wouldn't want ther baby breathing in all that polluted air.
With a younger obsession, your never leaving there sights again. Even if you were a year younger than them, your getting little siblinged so hard. They have so much more experience now and realize all of the thing they did as kids was dumb and dangerous. They probably teach you how to fight just in case they are not there. But that is unlikely considering how mother hen they all are. If you ever when parkouring like they used to in piltover you would get an earful.
Powder and Ekko would make you little trinkets and gadgets. They'd make things to lure you in and bribe you. Or to love bomb you when you complain they are being to overprotective.
They would be so affectionate. Powder and Claggor the most, we all saw that scene with Claggor and Milo during the dance. Honestly I feel like Milo would be affectionate in the annoying older brother way, like ruffeling you hair and picking you. Ekko would be affectionate when you inationating it.
In tems of duos we would have Claggor with Milo and Powder with Ekko. Milo is the one to tease you alot, but he means well. He probably thinks he's the funnies guy on the planet, when in reality it's probably Claggor. Milo seems like the more aggressive on in terms of yandere's. He is the jokester character but see seems more scared that something might happen to you. That make him more aggressive and paranoid. While Claggor is more level headed and perceptive, but don't be mistaken, he has build and is the stronger of the two
Between Powder and Ekko, Powder is the one you need to worry about. She lost her older sister, Powder was the youngest of the group, so in her mind she is kind of filling Vi's role as older siblng, and must protect you like Vi did her. Should someone try to hurt there darling, Powder is the impulsive one but Ekko is the deadlier one between the two. Ekko is calm and more laid back, but he seems like he has the patience to go in for the kill on the first strike. Silent but deadly.
Now with romance, there all into you, sorry not sorry. I actually don't think they would have the company to share a darling. Powder and Ekko, maybe? But Claggor and Milo, definitly not. Milo would be that last to realize that everyone is pinning after the same darling, there all pretty perceptive so it wouldn't take them long to figure it out amongst eachother.
You would never have any partners, they would scare them all away. Powder would be the dustrusstful one spreading seed of dought anytime someone would flirt with you, saying there not good enought for you. Ekko and Claggor would be the intimidating ones, Ekko has the deadly glare while Claggor has the build to scare off any potital suitors. Milo is one of two, he is the one who likes to claim you already taken, usually with him saying he's you boyfriend, or the physical aggression type. He will get kind of pissy wanting your attention kind of annoying the person flirting with you. Then maybe ruffing the person's up after they leave your earshot so you don't see.
They would all try to one up each other in there own ways Claggor is the more laid-back type and lenient of yandere, so he would milk you needing to escape from the other craziness. Powder is clingy type and needs to be near you always. Ekko seems like the silent type, always lurking in the shadows, the man always has his eyes on you and knows where you are. Milo seems like the possessive and aggressive. Not aggressive in the, I'm going to hurt you type of way but someone else for looking at you the wrong type of way.
No matter who you end up with its going to be messy, I'm sure of it.
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Invisible | Part 23
Bucky x reader AU
Word Count: 4.1k
Warnings: Tiny smidge of brief angst, but flufffff
A/N: Only a few more chapters to go..... đđ«¶đ»
The warm scent of roasted vegetables and garlic filled Samâs apartment as he moved around the kitchen, Wanda and Natasha chatting at the table. A few candles flickered on the counter, their soft light casting a cozy glow. The night had started lighthearted, with jokes and reminiscing about old times, but there was an underlying tensionâSam had been quieter than usual.
As the three of them sat down to eat, Sam finally cleared his throat, breaking the casual flow of conversation. âSo, thereâs something I need to tell you both.â
Wanda and Natasha exchanged curious glances, but Natasha was the first to speak. âWhatâs up?â
Sam sighed, running a hand over his face. âIâve been offered a big promotion at the VA. Itâs⊠itâs a lot more responsibility, a lot more pay, and honestly, itâs kind of my dream job.â
âThatâs amazing!â Wanda said, clapping her hands together. âCongratulations, Sammy! You deserve it.â
Natasha smiled, but her brow furrowed slightly. âThat is amazing! Buuuuut, why do you look like someone just told you your dog died?â
Sam let out a nervous laugh, fiddling with the edge of his napkin. âBecause thereâs a catch. The jobâs in Washington... Iâll be moving in a week and a half.â
The table fell silent. Wandaâs excitement dimmed slightly, her smile softening. âOh, Sam⊠thatâs⊠wow.â
Natasha leaned back in her chair, her lips pressing into a thin line. âThatâs a big change.â
âIt is,â Sam admitted. âBut itâs the right move for me. And donât get me wrong, Iâm excited, but leaving all of you behind? Thatâs the hard part.â
Wanda reached across the table, placing a hand over his. âWeâre happy for you, Sam. Really. Weâll miss you, but this is huge.â
Natasha nodded in agreement. âYeah, weâll miss you like crazy, but youâve got to do whatâs best for you, and we'll always be here you know that"
Sam smiled, his shoulders relaxing slightly. âThanks, guys that really means a lot.â
Sam took a sip of his beer, his eyes darting between Wanda and Natasha as if he was working up the nerve to say something else.
âWho else knows?â Wanda asked cutting him off, taking a sip of her beer.
âWell, now that you both know, I should probably let you in on a little secret,â Sam said, his tone teasing but hesitant. âYou two are actually the last ones to find out, don't hate me"
Natasha raised an eyebrow, crossing her arms. âThe last ones?â she asked, her voice tinged with mock offense. âWow, Sam. Save the best for last?â
Sam chuckled. âExactly. Had to save the best for last, thats right!.... I told Bucky firstâobviouslyâŠthen Y/N, then Steve.â
Wanda leaned forward, smirking. âSo, basically, you told everyone else first.â
âListen,â Sam said, holding his hands up defensively. âI wanted to tell everyone together, but, uh, letâs just say thereâs been a lot going on lately.â His gaze flicked to Natasha for a split second before he looked away.
Natasha narrowed her eyes. âWhatâs that supposed to mean?â
Sam hesitated, taking another sip of his beer. âWell, I, uh⊠I heard about what Steve said to her after the whole thing between you two.â
Natasha froze, her expression hardening. âWhat do you mean? What did Steve say?â
Samâs lips parted, then closed as he struggled to find the right words. Wandaâs head whipped toward him. âYouâre not just gonna leave us hanging, are you?â
Sam sighed, leaning back in his chair. âLook, itâs not really my place to say what exactly happened. But⊠yeah, I heard about it all"
Natashaâs jaw tightened, her fingers curling around the edge of the table. âWe havenât talked all week. After I told her we, I needed space, weâve been taking that seriously this time.â
Wanda nodded slowly, her voice soft. âShe hasnât mentioned it to me either. Weâve just been talking about the little trip Bucky planned for them.â
"What trip?" Natasha questioned "I didn't know about a trip"
Wanda sighed "They're at that Cabin you all went to for summer when you were kids, and too be fair you asked for space from her not the other way around, probably why she didn't tell you...."
Natasja groaned rubbing her hands over her eyes. Samâs gaze softened, his usual teasing edge replaced with concern. âNat, I think she's been through a lot lately. She didnât tell me much, but I know she ran into Steve after she left you, and well he said some pretty outta pocket things to her.â
Natasha blinked, her mouth opening and closing as if trying to process his words. âWhat⊠what things?â
Sam shook his head. âItâs not my story to tell.... But from what Iâve pieced together, Sheâs been carrying a lot on her shouldersâbetween the things with you, what Steve said both times, and just⊠everything.â
Natashaâs expression was unreadable, her eyes distant. After a long pause, she murmured, âI shouldâve handled things better. I let my feelings get in the way, and nowâŠâ
Sam reached across the table, resting his hand on hers. âNat, itâs not too late. You and her have been through worse and come out stronger. Just⊠donât let this fester for too longâ
Natashaâs lips pressed into a thin line, her voice barely above a whisper. âI donât even know where to start.â
Wanda gave her a reassuring smile. âStart by talking to her. You know sheâs always willing to hear you out, youâre besties for a reasonâ
Sam nodded, his tone firm but kind. âExactly. Youâve both been through too much together to let something like this tear you apart.â
Natasha exhaled sharply, running a hand through her hair. âIâll try. I just⊠I didnât realize how much I let this all spiral. Ugh, thanks guys.â
He gave her a small grin. âHey, what are friends for? Besides, I canât move away knowing my kids arenât playing nice.â
Wanda burst into laughter, smacking his arm playfully. âYour kids?â
âYeah,â Sam said, shrugging with mock seriousness. âI need all my children to get along before I leave. I canât abandon this dysfunctional little family otherwise.â
Natasha let out a reluctant chuckle, the tension in her shoulders easing slightly. âOkay, Dad. Weâll figure it out.â
Sam raised his beer. âThatâs all I ask. Now, whoâs ready for dessert? I made brownies, and Iâm not letting you two leave without trying them.â
As the brownies were passed around the table, the mood lightened, but Sam couldnât shake the subtle tension radiating from Natasha. He glanced at Wanda, who gave him an encouraging nod, as if silently urging him to address the elephant in the room, the one between him and Wanda, the one Natasha didn't even know about. Wanda only knew because she got here 30 minutes before Natasha and Sam thought who better to ask if he should tell her what he knew than someone who lived with Natasha 24/7 and knew her like the back of her hand.
Sam took a deep breath, setting down his beer. âHey, Nat,â he started casually, but there was a seriousness to his tone that made her look up. âThereâs, uh⊠something else I think you should know.â
Natasha raised an eyebrow, already bracing herself. âWhat now, Sam? You moving to the moon next?â
He chuckled softly, shaking his head. âNah, this oneâs not about me. Itâs about Steve.â
Her posture stiffened at the mention of his name, but she tried to play it off. âWhat about him?â
Sam leaned forward, resting his elbows on the table. âWhen I talked to Steve recently, he mentioned something⊠about you.â
Natashaâs eyes narrowed, her lips tightening. âWhat exactly did he say?â
Wandaâs gaze darted between them, her brow furrowing with concern. âSam, donât dance around it.â
He sighed, running a hand over his face. âLook, she told Steve that youâre in love with him.â
Natasha froze, her eyes widening for a split second before narrowing into a sharp glare. âShe what?â
Sam held up his hands defensively. âHey, donât shoot the messenger. She didnât mean anything by it. It just⊠came out.â
Natasha pushed back from the table, standing abruptly. âWhy the hell would she say that? That wasnât hers to tell.â
Wanda reached out, trying to calm her. âNat, waitââ
âNo, Wanda,â Natasha snapped, pacing the length of the kitchen. âI didnât want him to know! Not like that. NotâGod, why would she do that?â
Sam stood, keeping his voice calm. âBecause she thought he deserved to know, Nat. She wasnât trying to hurt you. She cares about you, and she thoughtââ
âThought what?â Natasha interrupted, spinning on her heel to face him. âThat I needed her to play matchmaker? That I couldnât handle my own feelings?â
âNatasha,â Wanda said gently, standing as well. âShe didnât mean to overstep. You know sheâs just been trying to keep everyone together.â
Natasha scoffed, crossing her arms tightly over her chest. âWell, sheâs doing a great job of it, isnât she?â
Sam sighed, stepping closer. âNat, come on. You know her. Sheâs not trying to make things worse. Sheâs just⊠juggling a lot right now. And so are you.â
Natasha shook her head, her frustration palpable. âI donât even know what to do with this. Steve hasnât said a damn thing to me about it. Does he know how humiliating that is?â
Sam hesitated, then spoke carefully. âMaybe heâs trying to figure it out... Youâve had feelings for him for years, and heâs been untangling his own mess with her. Itâs a lot for everyone.â
Natashaâs jaw tightened, her emotions warring on her face. After a long moment, she sighed, her shoulders slumping. âI just⊠I didnât want him to know like this. It feels so⊠exposed.â
The tension in the kitchen hung heavy as Natasha paced, her arms crossed tightly over her chest. Wanda, seated at the small dining table with her glass of wine, raised her hands to diffuse the brewing storm. âOkay, but to be fair, Nat⊠you meddled between Bucky and Y/N for years. You practically shoved them together.â
Natasha stopped mid-step, her head snapping toward Wanda. âThatâs different.â
Sam, leaning casually against the counter with a brownie in one hand and a beer in the other, raised an eyebrow. âOh yeah? How exactly is it different?â
Natashaâs jaw tightened, her voice clipped. âBecause they were obviously in love with each other. Anyone with eyes could see that. They just needed a pushâa little guidance.â
Wanda wasnât buying it, her expression skeptical. âAnd what exactly do you think you and Steve are?â
Natasha rolled her eyes, exasperated. âThatâs not the same, Wanda. Steve doesnâtâŠâ Her words faltered, the usually sharp edge of her tone softening just slightly. âHe doesnât feel that way about me.â
Wanda sat up straighter, her voice gentler but still firm. âYou donât know that. Youâre assuming, just like Y/N assumed with Bucky for years. Maybe itâs not the same, Nat, but⊠if youâre not even willing to try, how will you ever know?â
Natasha scoffed, clearly uncomfortable, her fingers tapping nervously against the counter. âItâs not about trying, okay? Steveâs not⊠heâs still hung up on her. Everyone and there pet knows that. Iâm not going to be someoneâs second choice.â
Sam, who had been quiet through most of the exchange, let out a low whistle. âYikes, this got real heavy, real fast.â
Natasha shot him a look, but Sam raised his brownie defensively. âHey, Iâm just saying. All this angst? Itâs like being back in college.â
Wanda couldnât help but laugh softly, the tension breaking slightly. Natashaâs lips twitched, but her frustration still simmered beneath the surface.
Wanda placed a comforting hand on Natashaâs arm. âYou have every right to feel the way you do. But maybe this is a chance to finally have that conversation with him. No more guessing, no more waiting.â
Natashaâs lips pressed into a thin line, her eyes glistening slightly. âYeah, because those conversations always go so well,â she muttered bitterly.
Sam reached out, giving her shoulder a squeeze. âNat, youâre one of the strongest people I know. If anyone can handle this, itâs you.â
She let out a bitter laugh, shaking her head. âThanks, Dad.â
Wanda smiled softly, her voice teasing. âHey, heâs just trying to get all his kids on good terms before he leaves.â
That finally earned a small, reluctant smile from Natasha. She looked at Sam, her anger softening. âIâll figure it out. But if this goes sideways, youâre explaining to Steve why I threw his ass out a window.â
Sam grinned. âDeal.â
Before anyone could say more, the sound of a key turning in the lock echoed through the apartment. The door opened, and Steve walked in, looking tired but still managing to offer a small smile. âHey.â
Sam perked up immediately, pushing off the counter. âPerfect timing Stevie. Brownie or beer?â He held up both as an offering.
Steve chuckled lightly, hanging his jacket by the door. âWhy not both?â he replied, running a hand through his hair before stepping into the kitchen. âWhatâs going on in here?â
The three of them exchanged a quick glance before Wanda, ever the smooth one, piped up. âOh, you know. Just solving the worldâs problems over alcohol and baked goods.â
Steveâs brow furrowed slightly as he looked at Natasha, who quickly busied herself with clearing a nonexistent mess on the counter. âYou okay?â he asked her directly, his tone quiet and concerned.
Natasha didnât meet his eyes, her voice brisk. âFine. Just tired.â
Steve didnât push, nodding slowly before reaching for the beer Sam had handed him. âWell, Iâm gonna chug this beer and devour some brownies, long day.â
As he moved toward the living room, Wanda watched him go, then turned to Natasha. âYouâre gonna have to talk to him eventually, you know.â
Natasha shot Wanda a warning look, but her shoulders sagged slightly as she leaned against the counter. âI know,â she admitted, her voice barely above a whisper.
Sam, finishing his brownie, clapped his hands together. âAlright, thatâs my cue. Iâll let you ladies work out all the feelings. Steve and I are gonna dive into this six-pack.â He winked and walked toward the living room, leaving Natasha and Wanda in a lingering silence.
Natasha finally sat down across from Wanda, swirling her glass of wine but not drinking. âI donât know if I can, Wanda. Talk to him, I mean.â
Wanda tilted her head, her voice soft. âWhy not?â
Natasha let out a bitter laugh. âBecause Iâve been standing on the sidelines for years. Watching him pine for her, knowing Iâd never measure up. How do you even start a conversation after that?â
Wanda reached across the table, her fingers brushing Natashaâs. âYou start by being honest. No more sidelines, Nat. You deserve to be happy too.â
Natashaâs eyes shone with unshed tears, but she quickly blinked them away. âEasier said than done.â
Wanda smiled gently. âYeah, but the best things usually are.â
As they finished dessert, the conversation shifted back to lighter topics. Sam stood to start clearing plates, and Natasha leaned back in her chair, glancing over at Steve. âHey, you mind stepping out to the balcony with me for a second?â
Steve raised an eyebrow but nodded, grabbing his beer before following her outside.
The cool night air was a welcome contrast to the warmth inside. The city lights twinkled in the distance, casting a soft glow over the balcony. Natasha leaned against the railing, her arms crossed as she stared out at the skyline.
Steve joined her, standing a few feet away. âWhatâs on your mind?â
Natasha hesitated, her fingers gripping the railing tightly. Finally, she sighed and turned to face him. âSam told me you know.â
Steveâs brow furrowed. âAbout what?â
She rolled her eyes. âAbout me, how I feel about you.â
His throat bobbed as he swallowed, his expression softening. âSo itâs true.â
âYeah,â Natasha said, her voice quieter now. âItâs true.â
Steve stepped closer, resting his beer on the railing. âWhy didnât you tell me?â
âBecause it didnât matter,â Natasha said, her tone a mix of frustration and resignation. âYou were always looking at her. Always chasing after her. And I was⊠I donât know. Just there.â
Steveâs jaw tightened, his gaze falling to the floor. âThatâs not fair, Nat.â
âNo,â she snapped, âwhatâs not fair is sitting on the sidelines, watching the person you love pine after someone else. Watching them hurt over and over, knowing thereâs nothing you can do because they donât see you that way.â
Steveâs eyes met hers, guilt flashing across his face. âI didnât know.â
âOf course, you didnât,â Natasha said bitterly. âBecause you were too busy looking through me.â
Silence hung heavy between them, the weight of her words settling deep in his chest. He opened his mouth to speak, but Natasha held up a hand, stopping him.
âIâm not saying this to make you feel bad,â she said, her voice softer now. âI just⊠I needed to say it. For me.â
Steve nodded slowly, running a hand through his hair. âIâm sorry, Nat. For not seeing you. For making you feel like you didnât matter.â
She offered a small, bittersweet smile. âI know you didnât mean to. But it doesnât change how it felt.â
Steve reached out hesitantly, placing a hand on her shoulder. âYou matter to me. You always have.â
Natasha shook her head, stepping back. âI canât do this, Steve. Not right now. You need to figure out what you wantâwho you areâbefore you even think about coming back to me.â
Her words hung in the air, final and unwavering. Steve nodded, his heart heavy with regret. âI understand.â
âGood,â Natasha said, her voice steady. âBecause Iâm not going to wait around forever.â
With that, she turned and walked back inside, leaving Steve alone on the balcony, the weight of her words settling deep in his chest. He stared out at the city, his mind racing with everything heâd lost and everything he might never have.
The cabin glowed warmly under the soft flicker of candlelight and the crackling fire. The bottle of wine between you and Bucky was nearly empty, the two of you leaning comfortably against the couch on the plush rug. You took a sip from your glass, savoring the quiet intimacy of the moment, when Bucky suddenly set his glass down and leaned forward, elbows resting on his knees.
Bucky pressed a kiss to your forehead. "Thank you," he whispered.
"For what?" you asked
"For loving me, for letting me love you."
You smiled, nuzzling closer to him. "There's nothing and no one i'd rather have than you, Buck."
âI need to ask you something,â he said, his voice steady but tinged with something you couldnât quite place.
You tilted your head, smiling softly at him. âOkay. Whatâs on your mind?â
He hesitated, running a hand through his hair. âItâs about what you told me⊠about Steve. What he said to you. That you shouldnât be with me, that you should be with him.â
You exhaled slowly, setting your own glass down. âBuckyâŠâ
âItâs been bugging me,â he admitted, his eyes meeting yours, vulnerable and searching. âI mean, do youâdo you think he really meant that? Or was he just⊠hurting?â
You reached out and took his hand in yours, rubbing your thumb over his knuckles. âBucky, I think Steve was hurting. A lot. But thereâs no way he really meant it. And even if he did⊠it wouldnât matter. Youâve been my person since we were kids.â
His lips twitched into a small smile. âReally?â
You nodded, your voice softening. âDo you remember the first time you tried to push me on the swing? You said, ïżœïżœïżœSit here. I got you.â Then you fell on your ass and scraped your knee.â
He chuckled, shaking his head. âI wasnât exactly smooth, was I?â
âNo,â you teased, leaning closer. âBut youâve always been there for me, Buck. Always. Iâve never had a single doubt about that.â
Buckyâs shoulders relaxed, his grip on your hand tightening slightly. âThank you. I just⊠I needed to hear it. With everything thatâs been happeningâwith Steve, and now with Natasha.â
You hesitated for a moment before nodding. âWhat do you think is going to happen with them?â
Bucky sighed, leaning back against the couch and pulling you closer so you were tucked under his arm. âI donât know. Natashaâs tough as nails, but Steve? Heâs in his head a lot. They both deserve to be happy, though. Hopefully, they figure it out⊠together.â
âI hope so too,â you murmured, resting your head on his shoulder. âThey both deserve a happy ending.â
The conversation lulled for a moment, the weight of the topic settling between you. Then you shifted, sitting up and looking at him. âSpeaking of happy endings⊠Sam told me.â
Bucky blinked. âTold you what?â
âAbout his promotion, the big move.â You studied his face, waiting for his reaction.
Bucky let out a sigh, his thumb brushing against your hand. âI wanted to tell you, but he asked me not to. Iâm sorryââ
âAbsolutely not,â you cut him off, shaking your head. âYou donât get to apologize for that. Sam trusted you with something big. I could never be mad at you for keeping that promise.â
His shoulders relaxed slightly. âItâs gonna be weird, though. Him being halfway across the country.â
âYeah,â you admitted, your voice quieter. âItâs going to be weird for all of us.â
Bucky shifted, his hand gently cupping your cheek and turning you to face him. âWeâll figure it out. Just like we always do.â
You smiled faintly, leaning into his touch. âYou and me, right?â
âAlways,â he said softly.
You let the moment linger before a thought struck you. âSo⊠whatâs our next step?â
Bucky frowned slightly. âWhat do you mean?â
âWell,â you said, gesturing vaguely, âweâre together, but weâre still living as roommates. Two separate bedrooms, two lives in one space. What do we want to do about that?â
Bucky tilted his head, his thumb brushing against your cheek. âWhat do you want, doll?â
You hesitated, your cheeks warming under the soft glow of the bedside lamp. âIâd love to get a house someday,â you murmured, your voice carrying a mix of hope and uncertainty. âSomething with a backyard. Maybe even some space for⊠you know.â
Buckyâs lips quirked into a teasing smile, his blue eyes sparkling. âKids?â he asked, his tone light but his gaze searching yours.
âMaybe,â you said softly, feeling your cheeks grow warmer. âWhat about you? Do you⊠want that?â
He didnât answer right away, but the way his expression softened made your heart skip a beat. Slowly, he leaned forward, resting his forehead gently against yours. The weight of his next words felt like a vow. âA house, a backyard, a family. With you?â His voice dropped to a whisper, thick with emotion. âThatâs all Iâve ever wanted.â
Your chest tightened, the sheer sincerity in his tone leaving you breathless. But then, his lips twitched into a grin as he added, âBut⊠in New York?â
You couldnât help but laugh, your fingers brushing against his scruffy jaw. âMaybe⊠Boston?â you offered, the word feeling both foreign and perfect on your tongue.
He pulled back just enough to meet your eyes, his grin widening into something radiant. âI donât care where we are, as long as Iâm with you,â he said earnestly. Then, his tone shifted, a playful but serious edge creeping in. âBut you know, we donât have to wait.â
Your brows furrowed slightly, tilting your head in question. âWhat do you mean?â
Buckyâs hands slid to your waist, his thumbs rubbing slow circles against your sides as he leaned closer, his voice low and certain. âI mean, I donât want to wait to start my life with youâour life. I think weâve waited long enough. If we both want this, why not now? Timeâs never on anyoneâs side, and I donât want to waste another second without having all of this with you.â
Your breath hitched at the raw truth in his words, your heart thudding wildly in your chest. âYou really mean that?â you asked, your voice a shaky whisper.
He smiled, his lips brushing softly against yours before he pulled back just enough to answer. âI do. I just want to live my life with you already. SoâŠâ His eyes searched yours, his voice dropping to something intimate and vulnerable. âBoston?â
You felt the word settle deep inside you, grounding and exhilarating all at once. âBoston,â you whispered back, nodding as your lips curved into a smile.
Buckyâs grin returned, wide and boyish, and before you could say another word, he cupped your face and kissed you, long and sweet, as if sealing a promise. When he pulled back, his eyes shone with happiness. âYou have no idea how good it feels to hear you say that.â
You laughed softly, running your fingers through his hair. âI think I have some idea.â
He pressed another kiss to your lips, this one lingering and slow. âBoston,â he murmured again, as if savoring the sound of it. âItâs going to be amazing, doll. Us, a house, a backyardâŠâ His grin turned mischievous. âMaybe even a dog before the kids, huh?â
You giggled, your heart feeling impossibly full. âOne step at a time, Barnes.â
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D: Hey, hey, how much you wanna bet I can jump from the ladder to that chest without getting hurt? D: I'll land on all fours. M: I'm not sure I really want to bet anything on that, D... S: If there's anyone who could do that, it'd be you Debbie. D: Okay both of those answers are useless to me. D: Vilmr can you at least pretend you don't believe I'll make it so I can rub it in your face when I do? V: ... đ D: Vilmr? S: You look deep in thought Vilmr, what's on your mind? V: I am just starting to wonder... V: If maybe we should ask Maja, if we should be streaming this. D: Are you serious. M: Do you mean from a legal standpoint, or...? V: I am thinking more about our karma. V: What if we are attracting bad company, observing this as skeptics? D: Well then you shouldn't have to worry because you're not the one seeing it. V: I can worry for your safety too, you know. S: It's nice of you to worry for us Vilmr, but I think it's alright. D: Yeah a million jillion people have seen eclipses before and ended up okay. D: Probably. D: I mean how else would we be here right now. V: Mmh... V: Maybe...
S: Oh hey, I know we can't tonight, but... S: You know what'd be fun tomorrow night? D: What? S: We should play night tag again! đ S: Since the moon's so new it'll still be extra dark out. S: I know how much you like night tag Vilmr! V: Only if it's not in the woods this time! V: I hate it when Debbie hides in the trees. V: We can never find her! D: Hey okay, nobody ever said it was against the rules. V: Well I want it to be against the rules now. D: Pssh. D: Not my fault I'm super smart and think like, five steps ahead. S: Well, we could fly down somewhere more wide open if Yuan is around tomorrow night? D: Fuuuuuuuck yes, I'd be so down. M: Oh, I don't think I can tomorrow. S: *gasp* S: Oh my gosh right, tomorrow is your first night at the comic shop isn't it? M: Yeah, but I don't mind if you guys go ahead without me! D: Excuses, excuses... D: If you're scared of getting owned just say so. M: You got me, D. M: My job is just an elaborate ploy to avoid losing at tag. S: Well maybe we could save it for another day and go comic shopping instead? :> D: What the heck, are we gonna be shopping for like, hours? D: We could still play night tag, like, we can do both-- OH! D: Ohhhhh, if we do go though, Michael you BETTER remember to bring that hat. M: Haha, of course D.
S: *yawwwwwn* S: Vilmr, you still seem pretty agitated, are you that worried? V: What do you think? D: I'm not even gonna get innnnnnto this anymore! D: Honestly I think it's just so stupid silly. D: If you don't even believe in this stuff for real, what is even your reasoning this time? V: Debbie, just because I do not worship a moon god does not mean I do not believe in bad karma. V: With or without gods, things are always at play in this universe. V: It is not stupid, not to me. V: What happens if it really is a bad omen? V: What if we're doing something really dumb right now? V: Just to say you got to see it? D: Jeez Vilmr, you gave me your cell so you could avoid talking like this! D: I might as well be replaying Maja's voicemail, you two sound so similar. V: You are impossible! M: Vilmr, we're not the only ones watching this livestream.đ M: I'm seeing there's at least another fifty on the same page. M: Do you think they're in trouble too? V: Yes, I do. V: I'm really starting to think this stream shouldn't be up in the first place. V: There is a reason why this eclipse is in such a remote part of the planet. V: Think about it. V: The only places this can even be observed at all are either in the middle of the emptiest ocean in the whole world, or on the furthest edge of all of Halvma. V: Nobody even lives there. V: It's almost like nobody's meant to be seeing this one. S: What do you think is going to happen, Vilmr?
V: I! V: I do not know. V: But it feels like something bad. V: The air is biting all around me, I can feel it. S: Vilmr, I don't mean this in any sort of judgemental way or anything, but... S: You tend to say these kinds of things about a lot of things. S: And things usually end up alright. V: Ah, but see you fail to realise, you use the keyword: "usually." V: As in, not always. V: Sometimes, things still go bad. M: ...you do seem to have some pretty impressive foresight from time to time, I have to give it to you. V: Thank you. D: Okay well nothing's gonna stop me from watching this, sorry not sorry. D: If it means I'll die, at least I did it watching something cool, right Samantha? S: ... D: .........Smumantha...... S: Well now I'm nervous! V: And there is good reason for this! D: Well duh, you scared her into feeling that way! D: -_-!!! M: Okay, I know I complimented your foresight just now Vilmr but I really do think it's... a bit of a stretch? M: This time, I mean. M: Like, uh, aside from the fact that this might be legally dubious, D: enough with that already we gettttt it we get it. M: I think we'll be okay. M: It's not like we're actually seeing it in real life, you know? M: It's just a projection of it, after all. S: Oh, I guess that's a good point. D: Literally such a good point, probably the best point you've ever made actually Michael. V: Blughghhhhhh...
D: It's already about to start anyways, huhuhuhUAHAH!!! S: Ahhh no okay I'm still scared! M: It's just a video Samantha, nothing divine about that! V: Maja förlÄt miggggggg... D: No turning back now, scaredyturds!
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riddle me this: how would dirtbag danny react if you came home after a date with another guy? I can imagine him being so demeaning, pitying you since you thought you needed a safer and reliable guy, opposite of daniel basically
(also Iâm the same anon from the beer chugging vid, can I be đ©đ»âđŠœanon <- thatâs us after a night with dirtbag danny btw)
Nice Isnât Enough | Dirtbag!Danny
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warnings: 18+, name calling, lotssss of degradation, dirty talk, thigh riding, cruel cruel danny but thatâs expected atp
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You entered your apartment, kicking off your heels with a sigh, the ghost of a smile still lingering on your lips. The date had gone well enoughâpleasant conversation, a sweet kiss at the door, and the comforting warmth of normalcy. But just as you let out another sigh, the calm surrounding you shattered the second you heard his voice.
âAw, was it that bad?â
Your head snapped up. Danielâs voice dripped with condescension, low and smug, like heâd been waiting for this moment all night. Heâs sprawled across your couchâlegs wide and spread, the hem of his shorts inching dangerously high on his thighs with every lazy shift of his body. One arm is draped over the backrest with a beer bottle dangling from his fingers. He doesnât look at you immediately, his eyes fixed on the label heâs peeling off, but the smirk tugging at his lips is unmistakable.
âYou didnât even invite him in?â He finally glanced up, his honey brown eyes flicking over you from head to toe, taking in the silk dress that hugged your curves, the faint flush still blooming on your cheeks. His gaze lingered, slow and deliberate, before he raised an eyebrow. âDidnât go as well as you thought, huh?â
Your heart stuttered for a momentânot from fear, but from the sheer audacity. You blinked, caught off guard by both his presence and the sting of his words. âWhat are you doing here, Daniel?â you asked, keeping your voice as steady as you can.
He leaned back into the cushions, utterly at ease in your space. âWhat am I doing here?â he echoed, as if the answer should be obvious. âYou forgot about our plans for the night.â He shrugged, taking a lazy sip from his beer, the smirk never leaving his face. âAnd youâre very predictable with your extra key placement, by the way.â
Your stomach twisted. He let himself in. Like itâs nothing. Like you belonged to himâor worse, like your space does.
âI didnât forget anything,â you lied, crossing your arms over your chest as if that can shield you from the pull of him. âBecause we didnât have plans.â
Danielâs smirk widens as your lie hangs in the air. He knows. He somehow knows.
âDidnât have plans, huh?â he murmured, setting the beer bottle down on the coffee table with a soft clink. He rises slowly with the kind of confidence that makes the room feel smaller. Every step he took towards you is measured, deliberate, and your breath catches in your throat despite yourself.
He stopped just a few inches away, the heat of his presence pressing into your skin, the scent of beer, leather, and something deeperâsomething rich, masculine, and entirely himâinvading your senses.
âSo,â he started, voice slow, deliberate, like heâs savoring every word. âHow was it?â His gaze swept over your face again, lingering on the faint blush still warming your cheeks before noticing the smudge of lipstick from the kiss at the door. âYour little date.â
You took a breath, steadying yourself, refusing to let him rattle you. âIt was fine.â
Daniel chuckled softly, a low, mocking sound. âFine,â he echoed the word like itâs a punchline. âOf course, it was fine. I bet he was a real stand-up guy. Steady job, clean car, probably held the door for you, didnât he?â His grin widened as he brushed his lips against your ear, âreal safe.â
You donât rise to the bait. Not yet. âHe was nice.â
âNice,â Daniel repeated, almost whispering it like it was the dirtiest word heâs ever heard. His hands found your hips, fingers curling around them, the pads of his thumbs rubbing slow, lazy circles against the silky fabric of your dress. âSure. Nice. Polite, respectful. Asked about your day.â His voice dripped with sarcasm, each word a carefully placed jab. âTook you to some boring-ass restaurant where the biggest thrill was picking between red and white wine, right?â
Your jaw tightened, and you could feel the heat rising in your face. His smirk only widened, feeding off your barely concealed irritation.
âBut tell me something,â His voice lowered, rough and edged with something darker. His grip on your hips tightened, pulling you just the slightest bit closer until the space between you is almost nonexistent. âDid he look at you like he wanted to tear this dress off you right there in the middle of dinner?â
You blinked, lips parting, but no words came.
Danielâs eyes searched yours even though it seemed as if he already had the answer. âDid he make you feel it?â His voice is a murmur now, his lips so close to yours you can feel the ghost of his breath. âLike you couldnât breathe unless his hands were on you?â
Your heart pounded in your chest, your breath shallow, but you stood your ground, refusing to give him the satisfaction of seeing how much his words affect you.
âOr,â he continued, tilting his head slightly, his lips brushing against the corner of your mouth, âdid he kiss you goodnight and send you home, like a good girl, with a pat on the head and a promise to call?â
Your hands tightened into fists at your sides, nails digging into your palms to prevent yourself from giving into his kiss, but you refused to look away. âNot everyone is like you, Daniel.â The words are meant to be defiant, but they come out softer than you intended, almost a whisper.
Danielâs smirk returned, wicked and knowing. âNo,â he agreed, pulling back just enough to meet your gaze fully. âNot everyone can be.â
The air between you crackled with tension, a push and pull neither of you wanted to admit to but canât seem to escape. His hands remain on your hips, grounding you, teasing you, as if heâs daring you to break the silence.
âLet me guess,â he murmured. âHe wouldnât even know what to do with you. Bet he touched you like you were made of glass when he kissed you.â His eyes flicked back up to yours, daring, taunting. âThink heâd fuck you like you want? Like you deserve?â
Your cheeks flushed hot, and you hated the way your body reacted to his words, to the heat in his gaze, to the way his voice wrapped around you and pulled you in.
âDaniel,â you muttered, but it's weak, barely audible.
âAm I wrong?â Daniel stepped back, just a little, his hands falling away from your hips, leaving you cold in his absence. He gives you enough space to breathe, but not enough to escape the weight of his presence.
You swallowed hard, the absence of his touch both a relief and a frustration. His words lingered in the air, hanging over you, daring you to deny them. But you donât. You canât.
âWell,â he murmured, his voice low and lazy, like heâs already won. âWhen you get bored of nice⊠you know how to reach me.â
He turned, ready to leave, the air between you still buzzing with unspoken tension. But before he could take too many steps away, your voice cut through the silence, soft but firm.
âDaniel. Wait.â
He paused, his back to you, shoulders tense as if heâs waiting to see if youâll take it back. Slowly, he turned, his gaze locking onto yours.
You swallow hard, your heart pounding, every nerve in your body on edge. âYouâre right.â
His brow arched, the smirk growing just a fraction. âAbout what?â
You hesitate, the words catching in your throat. Finally, you whispered, âEverything.â
Daniel takes a step toward you, then another, until heâs standing in front of you again. He reached out, his fingers catching your chin between his thumb and forefinger, tilting your head up to meet his gaze. His eyes are dark, unreadable, the smirk on his face both infuriating and intoxicating.
âGotta tell me more than that, sweetheart,â he drawled, his thumb brushing over your skin, sending a shiver down your spine. âPraise a guy, will ya?â
You inhaled shakily, your eyes locked on his. âI donât want nice,â you admitted softly, the words spilling out before you could second-guess them. âI donât want to settle, or something safe and reliable. I donât wantâŠhim.â
Danielâs smirk deepened, a slow, knowing curve of his lips. His thumb lingers on your chin, teasingly light, but his eyesâthose dark, relentless eyesâhold you in place. âYeah?â he murmured, the mockery evident in his tone. âGuess nice didnât quite do it for you, huh?â
You shook your head slightly, the tension between you crackling like static. âItâs not enough,â you whispered, barely recognizing your voice.
He hummed in satisfaction, tilting his head as if to study you, figuring out just how far youâre willing to go. âThought you might come around,â he said softly. âNice is good for a Sunday brunch with your parents. For hand-holding and little promises that donât mean shit. But thatâs not what you really want, is it?â
You donât answer, but your silence is enough. He sees it, feels it in the way you lean in ever so slightly, drawn to the heat of him, the pull youâve been resisting for far too long.
âCome here,â he whispered, stepping back toward the couch and guiding you with him. His hands find your hips again, pulling you down onto his lap, your knees settling on either side of him. The intimacy of the position stole your breath, but you didn't pull away.
You hover inches away from his lips, your breath mingling with his, the tension between you crackling like a live wire. His hands grip your hips, firm and possessive, keeping you exactly where he wanted you. Your heart raced, every nerve in your body screaming to close the distance, to give in.
But before you do, you pressed your hands against his chest, feeling the heat of him through the thin fabric of his shirt. âThis doesnât mean Iâm in love with you,â you said sharply.
Daniel chuckled, low and mocking, a sound that sent a shiver down your spine. âGood,â he replied, amused. âBecause Iâm not in love with you either.â His fingers tightened on your hips, pulling you closer until thereâs no space left between you. âWhy would I want that?â His voice is smooth, dripping with pity and condescension. âLoveâs not really your thing anyway, is it? Or mine for that matter.â
Heat creeped up your cheeks, both from his words and the infuriating smirk on his face. You should push him away, should walk out, but instead, you do the exact opposite.
You kissed him.
Itâs not tentative or gentleâitâs fierce, all-consuming, a kiss that feels like surrender and defiance all at once. His lips are warm, demanding, and he meets your desperation with his own, his hands moving from your hips to the small of your back, holding you tight against him.
Your dress was already rising, the fabric sliding higher as you shifted against him, your knees pressing into the couch on either side of his hips. His fingers slipped under the hem, pushing it up and over your waist with ease, leaving you bare save for the black lace of your panties.
He pulled back just enough to drink you in, his dark eyes roaming over you like youâre something he owned. Your thighs are bare and trembling against the heat of him. His gaze drops to the lace barely covering you, his smirk curling into something cruel, something wicked.
âNow,â he breathed, his voice thick with mockery, âwhy donât you show me just how fucking done you are with nice?â
Before you could respond, his hand was already between your legs, rough fingers hooking under the delicate lace covering your pussy and yanking it to the side, baring you completely. The cool air hits your cunt, making you gasp, but itâs nothing compared to the way his eyes darkened as he took you in.
âFuck,â he muttered, almost to himself, eyes gleaming with satisfaction. His fingers slide between your folds, slow and deliberate, parting you with a precision thatâs designed to drive you mad. He doesnât give you what you wantânot yet. Instead, he toyed with you, dragging his fingertips through your slickness, barely brushing your clit before pulling away again, leaving you aching and desperate.
A soft, involuntary whimper escapes your lips, and he catches it, smirking like heâs already won. âThatâs it,â he murmured, voice low and filthy. âAlready dripping for me, huh? Guess nice really wasnât cutting it.â
His fingers returned, this time rougher, sliding through your slick heat, spreading it over you, coating you in your own arousal. He pressed the pads of two fingers against your hole, teasing you with the barest hint of pressure before pulling back once again, making you grind your hips in frustration.
Daniel chuckled, dark and condescending, his grip on your hip tightening to keep you exactly where he wants you. âPatience, sweetheart,â he mocked, his lips curling into a cruel grin. âYou want to get fucked like you deserve? Youâve gotta earn it.â
Without warning, he shifted your hips, forcing you down onto his thighâhis bare, tattooed thighâand the heat of him against your slick folds sent a jolt of pleasure through you. He pressed you down, grinding you against him, the roughness of his skin dragging against your clit, making you gasp.
âYeah,â he groaned, his voice pure sin. âJust like that. Go aheadâride it. Show me how desperate you really are.â
You donât even thinkâyou just move, instinctively grinding down against his thigh, chasing the friction, the heat, the overwhelming need coursing through you. Each drag of your slick folds against the hard muscle of his thigh sends sparks shooting through your body, your clit throbbing with every rock of your hips. Youâre a mess already, and you know it, but you donât care. Not anymore. Pride, shameânone of it matters now. All you can focus on is the pleasure building inside you, desperate and raw.
Daniel knows it too, and he revels in it. His hands grip your hips, guiding your movements, controlling the pace as if he owns you.
âLook at you,â he sneered, voice low and dripping with disdain. His hands slid up your sides, rough and deliberate, until they reached the neckline of your dress. Without hesitation, he pulled the fabric down, exposing your bare tits to the cool air and his heated stare. His thumb brushes over one hardened nipple, making you gasp, before he pinches it roughly, just to hear the sound you make.
âFuck,â he drawled, eyes flicking between your flushed face and your exposed chest. âImagine if your date saw you like thisâgrinding on me like a desperate little slut.â His smirk deepened, cruel and knowing. âThink heâd still ask you out again? Or would he see you for what you really are? My filthy, needy little whore who canât get off unless someone makes her earn it.â
His words cut deep, filthy and degrading, and they ignite something inside you, something dark and hungry. You can feel the heat of his thigh against you, the pressure building with every roll of your hips, and itâs maddening. He leaned in, lips brushing against your ear, his voice a harsh whisper.
âBet heâd be fucking shocked, huh?â Daniel continued, his tone dripping with condescension. âGood girls like you arenât supposed to act like this. But here you areâtits out, soaking my thigh, and fucking yourself like you canât help it.â His hands tighten on your hips, forcing you down harder, grinding you deeper into him. âSuch a fucking pretty mess. Keep going, sweetheart. Show me how much you love being dirty for me.â
Your movements grew frantic, driven by the overwhelming mix of sensationsâthe rough drag of his skin against your soaked folds, the burning heat of his thigh flexing beneath you, each hard muscle shifting and tightening as if made just to ruin you. He bounces it once, twice, sending a jolt of pleasure straight through your core, and a helpless moan tumbles from your lips, loud and shameless.
âYeah,â Daniel groaned, watching you with a wicked gleam in his eyes. âThatâs it. Let me hear how desperate you are.â His hands roam over your body, possessive and rough, sliding up to cup your tits, squeezing them in his large, calloused hands. His thumbs flicked over your nipples, rolling and pinching the sensitive peaks, making you arch your back and grind harder against him.
âGo on dates with any guy,â he murmured, lips brushing against your ear, voice taunting. âBut I know youâll always come back to me for a good fuck.â
Your breath stuttered, every nerve in your body screaming for release, and you whimpered his name. His smirk deepened, a cruel, triumphant twist of his lips.
âYouâre so desperate for a good fuck, arenât you?â he asked, his eyes dark and full of sin. âYou want more, donât you? You want my cock.â His thumb brushed over your bottom lip, pressing down lightly. âBe a good, obedient slut for me, and maybe Iâll give it to you. I know how much you love itâhow much you need it filling you up.â
The promise, the filth in his words, makes a loud whine leave your lips, his name spilling repeatedly. Your hips jerk against his thigh, chasing more, needing more.
âMm, thatâs right, sweetheart,â he groaned. âSay my name. Scream it.â
His thigh flexed again, and you rode it harder, grinding down with desperation, your wetness slicking his skin. Youâre closeâso fucking closeâand he knows it. His eyes burn with amusement and something darker as he leans in, his teeth grazing your jaw before his tongue flicks out to taste you.
âThink he stuck around outside?â Danielâs voice is a low rumble, thick with arrogance. âHe probably heard you if he did. Every little moan. Every scream.â His words sent a fresh wave of heat flooding through you, the humiliation and pleasure intertwining, tightening the coil in your pussy.
âHe shouldâve come inside,â he continued, biting down gently on the curve of your neck, making you gasp. âWanted to show him how you beg for me. How you fall apart on my thigh. How youâre mine to fuck.â
Your hips bucked uncontrollably, grinding against him with frantic need. His fingers dig into your waist, guiding your every movement, every desperate thrust. He bounced his thigh again, the rough drag of his skin against your swollen clit sending you spiraling over the edge.
âLook at you,â he breathed, eyes locked on yours, watching every tremble, every shudder. âSuch a pretty little slut, using me to get off. So fucking wetâso fucking needy.â
Your vision blurred, the pleasure crashing over you in waves as you cry out his name, loud and broken, just like he wanted. His hands hold you steady, his thigh flexing beneath you one last time, drawing out every shiver, every whimper, until you collapse against him, spent and trembling in his arms.
You clung to him, nails digging into his shoulders, your body trembling as he dragged every last aftershock from you.
You shifted slightly, your head resting against his shoulder, heart pounding, breath shaky. He tilted your chin up, forcing you to look at him, his eyes gleaming with that familiar, cocky triumph.
âSee?â he whispered, lips curling into a smirk thatâs both dangerous and devastating. âYou donât need nice. You just need me.â
His thumb brushed over your bottom lip one last time, slow and deliberate, before he leaned in close, his mouth grazing your ear.
âAnd youâll be back, sweetheart,â he breathed, the promise dark and certain. âBecause you always come back.â
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Gmmtv 2025
So now, that I have time, I'm actually gonna sit and watch the trailers properly. Let's go.
Dare You to Death - The plot is appealing to me, the cast is interesting. I was never a JD fan so if I decide to watch it will be for all the ensemble and the actual plot.
Head 2 Head - My babies! Forced cohabitation my beloved. I'm gonna pretend I didn't see the vision thingy cause other than that this just seems like a cute bl, and I'm here for that.
Burnout Syndrome - OffGun in a love triangle? Gun being fought over by two men just has god intended? I am so seated for this!
Whale Store xoxo - MilkLove is back and I wanna like this one. It seems cute, and drama light. I'll probably be tuning in.
Only Friends - Dream On - The chill that came down my spine when the song started playing. I left my body. With that said, and like I said before, EarthMix is here, so who am I kidding? I will watch. Kinda surprised to see JossFluke already paired in another bl, before the first one has even started airing. OhmLeng was predictable as a recurring pair and I'm always here for Ohm. Leng has a lot to prove being surrounded by all these names.
That Summer - MOND! Mond kissing boys! That's it.
My Romance Scammer - Not in a million years did I think we would get this OhmFluke combo. Dimples is back kissing boys and Ohm is just back. And MarkJunior seem to be here to stay. Also, I love that since we got gay marriage we should immediately tackle gay divorce. Sounds good.
Melody of Secrets - I'm glad they're back playing adults although the dynamic seems to be the same. I wish they changed it up and let Book be the pursuer. I like the horror elements and we don't get enough of those but I don't know about this one.
Love You Teacher - The first half of this trailer had me. I love Perth and he's playing a grown up so I was sold. And then it happened. And I don't know how I feel about any of it.
MU-TE-LUV - I guess we're getting this and not OurSkyy3. Will watch the queers and the rest we'll see.
Cat for Cash - This is just rude. Do they know that cats are my ultimate weakness? I can't watch all these shows, but a show with talking cats? multiple of them?? C'mon. I'm not even gonna pretend to be torn about this one. I will be watching.
Girl Rules - So, Only Friends but make it sapphic. I'm sad to say, I'll probably pass on this one.
Boys In Love - PAPANG!!! The rumours were true and he's paired with Pod in this. All I saw in this trailer was that and the dimples. Who is that kid? Cause he's adorable. This is the obligatory high-school bl, it looks soft and fluffy. Might check it out.
My Magic Prophecy - I will be skipping this one.
A Dog and a Plane - What a mess of a trailer. But do I care? Not even a little. It's TayNew so I'll be watching with bells on.
Me and Thee - This show will be the true test of how shallow I can get. Will I start a show because Est was wearing glasses in the trailer? Only future me will know. Look, PondPhuwin can play, we know this, but I don't know if I want another show with them so soon. At least they're playing different roles, so there's that.
Wu - Who was saying this wasn't bl? Did you not see the golden thread? And the fate talk? And the looks? And well, everything? It's a bl. I don't know about this one mostly because I don't know the actors. Although tumblr is doing its job well and I'm this close to binging the frenemies show so maybe I'll reevaluate.
Memoir of Rati - I am so easy, it's embarrassing honestly. They so pretty, the scenery is so pretty, historical bl. Sold!
Ticket To Heaven - So many flashbacks to catholic school. It looks good, which doesn't surprise considering it's Aof. I'm glad GeminiFourth are back playing more serious roles. I am really intrigued by this one but also don't trust it completely for some reason. I don't know yet.
Yeah, I'm a sucker. I will be watching most of the first episodes of this line up in like a year when they actually get made. Probably not gonna stick with a lot of them but we'll see. As it's becoming obvious, I'm easy.
Also just a fun fact I guess, and as @lurkingshan as said here, with these shows, 4 couples will hit 5 series as a pair. OffGun, FirstKhao, ForceBook and EarthMix, even though that last one I'm counting Ossan's Love which is also not released yet.
And another thing, of the Gmmtv 2024 QL shows, 7 have yet to premiere. Thame Po, will premiere December 13 but the other six don't have dates yet. They are : My Golden Blood, Ossan's Love, The Ex-Morning, Us, Sweet Tooth Good Dentist and Revamp. So yeah, we're not gonna see any of these new shows anytime soon. Although I'm putting my money on the OffGun series being one of the first to premiere in this line up.
All the trailers and posters for gmmtv2025 can be found here.
#gmmtv 2025#dare you to death#burnout syndrome#only friends dream on#head 2 head#whale store xoxo#mu-te-luv#cash for cat#girl rules the series#boys in love the series#wu the series#Memoir of Rati#ticket to heaven#that summer#my romance scammer#me and thee#a dog and a plane#Melody of Secrets#love you teacher#thai bl#rose rambles
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my brain chemicals are pretty messed up rn
#also the situation at work isn't helping#i probably should start looking for another job#im miserable rn#i at least got to vent to my friend today she understands#but i feel like one of my coworkers took my bad mood personally today#i asked her to keep an area clean while cleaning out the salad bar and#i think it's a comoletely reasonable request#and she is able to do that when the owner us there#but not when i ask her to?#is it really too much to ask to have a place to put the coffee cups????#i asked her calmly and nicely too#maybe i was a bit quieter today but ut doesn't mean im mad?
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Ep 5!!!
#Episodes that make me go âThe author has never talked with a woman everâ đđđ#I don't like how Lucy's character is handled at all. And I feel like I can't talk about it because I'm just going to sound like a bitterâ#ss/kk shipper... But I really don't like it. And if it can help my case I'm a multishipper so I really don't take anyâ#issues with atsu/lucy I like the ship quite a lot actually.#So you're telling me there's this girl... Who meets this boy who pretty much ruined her life by directly causing her to lose her job...#And the next time she sees him she's going to sacrifice her own freedom for him as well as tell him âwhen you're done doing your thingsâ#come and save meâ (longest ewwww ever)... And when she regains freedom (author didn't bother to explain how because they don't care)â#she goes to work... As a waitress at the cafĂ© beneath his workplace. So he can keep doing his Cool Superpowers Job while she literallyâ#must serve him every time he visits the place. It's just ?????????????????????????????????#Lookâ I don't dislike Lucy and I feel general affection towards her. It's just that they make her act like no one ever would#Just for the sake of the plot I guess#And like I knoww it's (probably just a little) more nuanced than that. I know Lucy is living her own fairy tale fantasy.#It's just that what I've said about her story is still trueâ you know?#I'm sorry but as sweet as atsu/lucy can be. I really hate the author for making Lucy a waitress. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.#It's so weird. This anime has women writing standards that feel like dating back to the 20s#Same with Katai and the ideal woman tbh. Like why are women to be seen as this abstract impersonal entities? Why can't they just be people?#Ideal for WHO. It's like super screwed up of a concept. What even is an ideal woman? What does it mean to be a woman anyways?#They just want to say âideal wifeâ. But women aren't made to be wives their existence isn't functional to another person.#Sorry. I derail. Next episode is going to be even worse on this front ughhhh#Back to the episode: once again it really shows they were running out of budget with this seasonâââ the animation looks very suffered#Too many flashback also... I feel bad for the animators tbh#I don't really like the shift in art style :( Not even Atsushi I found particularly pretty this episode my heart cries#The nail pulling thing made me feel like throwing up afhsjyabfsbfwasfvb I feel like I can bear worse gore but there's a couple of littleâ#specific things I can't stand and this seems to be one of them pffftttt#I like Higuchi I think she's both very funny and cool. I really wish she was explored more (but then again looking at Teruko... )#The relationship between Kunikida and Katai looks so interesting even though we only get glimpses of it. Kunikida regrets Katai leavingâ#the ada but is also happy for him but also worries for him. He comes to his house seemingly to check on him and starts cleaning around.#The way he loves him and cherishes their friendship and shared history is really evident and it makes for a compelling dynamic.#Perhaps I should read their short story... In any case. Going to someone's house and compulsively start doing the dishes half out of willâ#to help out half because he can't bear the mess sounds a lot like something I'd do lol
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yada yada happy halloween to these FREAKS (and you guys :3 and myself i gusss :3) doodle from art class that i GUESS could be considered halloween...... idk ok idk ok something was up with me when i drew this
#look killer would like being praised more but to be fair since when has anyone been truly canon with him#to make myself not tweak out i can just pretend this is my fanon#i mean like mtt to me is the epitome of finding slight comfort in suffering when theyre not beating eachother up#dust and horror are affirming killer's terrible thoughts about himself!! how sweet :3 <3 theyre so made for eachother#horror looks like he has a second eye but dont be fooled i just didnt shade that in#i NEED to lock in on that animation. i dont think i have any homework today#i just have a short worksheet and then i'm good to draw i really should really really should im so sorry#disappointed in myself smh more than any of YOU ever will be#originally this was gonna be them in their halloween costumes looking down but then i was like#wait i dont wanna draw killer so ierased him and then just put horror and dust in their normal outfits bc i liked it#and i was like hold up hold up i gotta include killer somehow. SOMEHOW.and then this is the resuly#listen these guys dont freak around but they do various other things that are almost just as freaky as sex#that was more of a side blog thought triglycercule. i know. i will elaborate more there i guess#i ate so much candy today!!! and i didnt even go trick or treating!!!!!#theyre so smitted and enamoured with eachother :333 i love that for them#theyre so cannibalism core. theyre so if i cant have you nobody can core. theyre not soulmates but instead eachothers curse. theyre so UGH#only the murder time trio can match the other 2's freaks i fear nobody else can#its either less crazy or more crazy and these 3 are the perfect amount of balanced to even the other 2 out#i love that one kist animatic that that one really cool twitter kist artist drew#i know theres probably a really good horrordust animatic out there somewhere 2#WHERES THE HORRORKILLER ANIMATIC HUH!!!! WHERE!!!!!!!#horrorkiller once again left out of the trio duo ships......... this is biased i fear#people just hate to see unhealthy bitched unhealthy smh. they can handle toxic kist but they cant handle toxic hrkl???? BLASPHEMY#triglycercule's rambling again (like a dementia patient) i should get to work#i found my first ever sand au fan out in the wild today. this is a moment in history i fear#i will never find another sans au fan in the world until i pass 30 years of age and im sad but whatever#i cant wait to get a job so i can start ordering stickers of my trio#i cant WAIT to get a pinmaker one day and start my very own mtt ita bag#i want a pinmaker so bad god. just so i can staple their faces all over#tricule rant
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Today was supposed to be my first day back to work from the LOA I ended up taking for my mental health, but I woke up and had a panic attack just thinking about going to work and I havenât showered since Friday (sorry, gross), so am I really mentally ready to go back?
#personal#Feeling like the đ€Ș Emoji over this all.#Yes I am still terribly anxious. Yes I am still extremely depressed. But at least Iâm not su*cidal so itâs a start!#God I know Iâm not okay when I neglect my hygiene for real. Like number one symptom that has me like âMaybe Iâm not okay at all!â#Almost fell out of bed reaching for my Ativan this morning though. And my hands were shaking so bad I almost spilled the pills everywhere.#If my job makes me feel this way I know I should probably look for another but the job market sucks.#And the pay is excellent for my position⊠Also I do like my new boss. Sheâs young but she cares.#She literally praised me for approaching her to ask about taking the LOA in the first place which umm⊠Alright!#She said not a lot of people are willing to admit they have a problem and wanted me to take a MONTH away at first.#Girl⊠This is unpaid timeâŠ
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i'm so bummed i accidentally turned town a job interview for a job where I could have worked with a good friend and mentor đ
#i was telling her abt the preschool i got hired at and i was like yeah im worried bc the other teacher doesn't seem nice#and the student teacher ratio is really bad they're really understaffed and underfunded im just really worried it will be too much for me#and she was like oh you should apply to the school i work at bc we're hiring snd the ratio is great and the pay might be better also#and i never knew the name of the school she worked at until then#and its one i DID apply to but i told them nevermind after this one hired me đŹ#but now i really wish i'd taken that interview#i'm going to call or email first thing on monday tho and hopefullyyy i can get in for an interview before i start my new job on thursday#so i wont literally have to take time off for it#and then if they offer me i will be able to tell the new job nevermind while its still early#either that or i'll try to stick it out a few months then apply to the other one for summer or something#but im not sure whether its best to quit immediately or let them think im dependable and staying then leave in three months lol#but mostly for the other job idk if it would ruin the opportunity to tell them nevermind i want the job a week after i said no#compared to a few months later#they might have forgotten me by then which would probably be good#idkkk#my first reference literally works there which will hopefully help and maybe they'll give me a break#the pay scale looks the same as the one i just accepted but i think they'll offer less bc they're not as desperate#but i literally dont care its such a better working environment#and the pay scale is the same so they would give me a raise after a few months#and the work will be so much easier#and the commute#and i Definitely know i can work with my friend#vs the co teacher at this new job who seems really intense and unfriendly#anyway!!#im really anxious abt this new job and i'll stay if the other place wont take me now#but i really hope they give me another chance#also its super close and easy drive and the commute for the other one scares me a bit lol#this has been a shitpost
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getting motivated to work on that kaokana fic finally and i have added like 1k this week.... so much progress for me i'm so happy
#not writing#shay speaks#not guaranteeing the next chapter will be soon i'm still unsure#of when i want to end this one and start the next#but this one is only like.... 2k words right now?#okay google docs says its 1.4k words rn so yeah#we are making progress i'm hoping to get 4k or so at least before i decide to start ch4#and then i have to edit it and all that jazz obviously.... but augh i'm just happy to be working on this again#and i edited my bb fic a lot today since my beta has given feedback on like 7 pages of that#AND i quit my job at joanns so i should go back to working only 5 days a week instead of 6#and maybe i can get more motivation to write. i think part of why i'm writing more is the fact that i qui t aamfpdiosd#i am already feeling better knowing there is an end in sight to these 6 day weeks#my boss was chill about it she understands and i'm not going to like#slack off just bc i put in my 2 weeks#but yeah. thats my life update ig mapsdfiomsdpifodjs#big bang fic is looking very nice so far after edits and i'm excited to get that out#again its probably going to be split in two idk if i want to try and finish it before whenever i end up getting to post#mostly cuz like. idk i'm probably still like 4k out from finishing it and noooooo thank u. maybe another day#it's at the word count minimum though thats what matters
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that moment when: everyone's lives are restricted and constricted and these imposed consequences are attributed to anyone's continual individual failures to seek, find, and follow the Correct Path through Life, and so everyone is left on their own to only be seeking & finding these failures as well as the only answer to how their lives can be better....versus Not seeing the world as the free marketplace meritocracy of everyone's personal failures/successes, nor everything in your own life, and thus not forever having to scrutinize Where You Must Be Bringing It Upon Yourself by fucking up or at least failing to do the correct thing, and exist only in perpetual punishment for your ongoing failure and occasional temporary reprieves from it. recognizing everything that wasn't & isn't & wouldn't be [this is because you're bringing it upon yourself] and thus having more capacity & capability to look at the realm of your personal individual self, reality, experiences, life through the perpetual instances of seeking, finding, and following your own needs/wants through one's inherent personhood and exercises of autonomy and recognition of where & when & how one recognizes moments of their existing freely & in more resonant genuine alignment with themself, you know? endless examples to be found in endless fractals of [where & how are people's lives made smaller]. and that of course this doesn't preclude the ability/option at any time to question one's choices, since you'll be able to find more Actual choices available to you (and, also crucially, find more actual choices made by others that are in the pursuit of limiting Yours) to look at, and people getting to exercise their autonomy isn't the same as "everyone doing anything they want regardless of how it affects others" since that [how does it affect others?] element instead being Regarded would be able to lead to recognizing that, in fact, an effect might be the infringement on others' autonomy, hence: There's A Problem....like the ability to just go ham with [questioning???] anything in existence, certainly including oneself, b/c the "norm" is such that rather you're only supposed to be able to question yourself for your failings (or those positioned as less than, thus, beneath you) and not even have the language to express a questioning of aspects of life beyond that b/c stop calling anyone "cis" they're just Normal, Just Be Normal and it would all be fine
#brought to you by: i think one of my feelings lately of A Shift is in my less than ever running this like continuous background function of#looking for Thee Answer (just like the black suits) in any & everything that could serve as the Key to like. whatever could fit into place#to like set things on a [hell yeah. life? better] path. juxtaposing this recent sense of things with the [lol. in retrospect i Do see a new#context wherein i can Recognize smthing abt myself] past going on of like. granpa greentext story be me be fifteen i'm in college b/c i hat#school i also mostly assumed i'd probably fail out freshman yr but didn't. i've never known what i'd wanna major in & as a sophomore i'm de#supposed to figure it out in time for scheduling my jr yr classes (though Ideally have known from the start / been scheduling thusly) & so#many evenings during dinner i'm furiously perusing the daily print news as i've been doing for some yrs to Keep Up W/Current Events but now#also consciously like ''boy i hope in the course of doing this i stumble across some info that sparks some eureka moment of Getting what my#major should Obviously be so i can understand the rest of my life around [do job] b/c i sure as hell don't understand it around [be married#much less [be parent] so one option remains obvi'' whereas now i realize like lol you Were figuring out a guiding light in doing so & that#perspective being honed was one of Having A Political Analysis times....which also provides another Example of [only being able to interpre#what makes your life & your world the way it is: via Your Personal Failures to have already Had Better] in that just like i often forget i#misguidedly (but also reasonably; clearly also using & seeking that autonomy & freedom) tried to have a better existence within the#situation i was in by Coming Out As Trans to parents via an email that was then not directly discussed ever; b/c any legitimate discussion#was not permissible like how so many matters of [supposed correct existence] are Unspeakable so as to be Unquestionable#languaging that succeeds & sustains itself having to be expansive / flexible / creative / evolving too. Making Up Words hell yes#anyways so i also forget i Did try to propose majoring in things that Did more approach what i was suspecting were things i'd wanna do#but even the first like expression of anything on the periphery of that was met with ''no you'd hate it b/c you'd have to deal w/Stupid Ppl#every day'' (by which was meant; with believed inherent synonymity: poor people) & then i also will oft forget i pushed for it any further#which i Know i did b/c of it next being met with angry & aggressive ''i've never heard you talk abt that interest before So''#(wonder why? withholding info to protect yourself=finding room in one's life for existing more freely; exercising the autonomy to Do That)#but it's easy to forget b/c The All Encompassing Perspective was rather [i'm sure Failing to just Know my major for the sole possibility fo#defining one's entire life: The Correct Dream Job] & then Failing to push it or just express it & be understood ''correctly'' even if i Did#have any ideas in that realm. vs seeing how i Was succeeding & was recognizing shit & pursuing it & looking out for myself & etccc#it's undeniable lol like the framing even that Blaming Oneself is an autonomy seeking response. b/c your autonomous power in your own life#sure Would be more immediate if Everything Really Was Your Fault (when ofc really this is abt obscuring & denying the responsibility of ppl#who have the power over others' lives & then have to act like this is all the fault of the Others; they themselves have never Truly Chosen)#no victim blaming no condemnation of anyone's ''passivity'' here babey#re: the undeniability it's how like. maybe you've only Just realized you're not cis but in doing so it's like ''oh That's what i already#recognizing in various ways throughout my whole life'' it's all always Been there/going on & perspex shifts + new lenses can reveal them
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Sorry i cabt come into work anymore i got a hamster. Yeas shes really cute and i have to play with her all day forever now. Ok thanks you
#im so unreasonably anxious abt my job these days idk its a mix of not being there as often#and the fact that its grown steadily more and more hostile lol#i should probably start looking for another. place
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#crystal.txt#bro the punches just keep hitting and i'm#tbh i will probably be fine but also i should really start looking for another job i guess#ughh#tbd
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Sometimes college professors like to hop on my posts lamenting the sorry state of syllabi these days and joke about how they haven't thought that far ahead in the course themselves, or talk about how they struggle to complete a schedule for their students.
With all due respect, that's your job. If you can't do your job, you should have a different job. If you need help, ask your colleagues or your department chair or *someone* because I know that professors aren't given a hell of a lot of education on how to educate, so you probably *need* help.
But every single time I make one of those posts I get anywhere from ten to thirty messages, replies, reblogs, and asks say "oh man, that's exactly why I had to drop out of school; I couldn't keep up with the assignments because I didn't know when they were due until the week they were due."
I have been a college student in three separate decades, and "not having a schedule of assignments in the syllabus" is new to my experience. That shit didn't fly in the 2000s or 2010s and I think it likely has to do with professors being overly reliant on apps.
AT A MINIMUM your syllabus should have:
Contact information (including preferred method of contact) for the professor
Office Hours
Grading Policy
Assignment schedule.
Your assignment schedule doesn't necessarily need to have the exact page numbers of every reading or a full assignment sheet for each project, but it should have things like:
December 1st - Major Project 3 second draft due December 9th - Quiz 10 December 12th - Major Project 3 final draft due December 15th - Final Exam
If you end up presenting a more thorough schedule with readings and homework later, that is acceptable to present a week or two into the semester but it is absolutely insane to me that students these days don't know what homework they're going to have to get done over Thanksgiving break during the first couple weeks of class.
If I had three professors at once who didn't give me a schedule, how on earth would I know if I was going to have to read three chapters of a novel, take a midterm and turn in two stats homework assignments, and complete a history research paper the same week that I'm planning to travel to see family? If I'm aware of this from the beginning of the semester I can make sure not to pick up extra shifts, or I can plan to leave a day later to accommodate the midterm, or I can start working on the paper early to complete it before the due date but if I don't know what's going to be due when, I'm going to have a big problem.
If you don't give your students a schedule you are communicating that you don't care about their schedule, and that you think it's their responsibility to contort their life (and their job, and their other classes) around your class, and honestly my advice to students in that situation is "drop in the first week and pick up another class". That's actually part of why I recommend signing up for one more class than you can really manage - if you get a professor whose class looks like it's going to be a disaster because they don't have a schedule, you can bail before the withdrawal period and get a refund for the class.
I'm only in one class this semester but the professor's response has fully dropped me into "Fuck it, I guess I'll fail" mode and I don't even know if I can pull myself out of my current D grade because I don't know how many assignments we have left in the semester.
This is a shitty way to run a class. If you can't do better than this, you shouldn't be running a class.
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You're fresh out of college and looking for a job. Everyone is hiring. Nobody who's "hiring" is actually hiring. You finally get a call back from somewhere you barely remember applying to (though the voice on the other end sounds synthesized). You pull up the job listing again real quick. The company name and the fact that the listing is for "Minion" are kind of concerning, but you know what, you've interviewed with enough evil corporations by now, you can handle one wearing its true colors on its sleeve. At this point it's a matter of making rent or moving back in with your parents, and as much as you love your family, you can't imagine spending another summer dealing with your brothers' antics. You agree to the interview.
The man who greets you is an enthusiastic older German(?) man who's either way too into cosplay or just that committed to the bit, judging by the lab coat. He made cookies. The tray of cookies is proffered to you by a ten-foot-tall robotic caricature of a 50s businessman. You take a deep breath to calm yourself. You bite into one of the cookies. It's delicious.
You ask the boss about his business model. "Oh you know, a little of this, a little of that, I bounce from project to project a lot." He mentions that his end goal is becoming the undisputed ruler of the surrounding counties. "Really? Not the whole world?" you ask. "I like to set realistic goals," he replies.
As he gives you the tour of his "evil lair," ingrained instincts are screaming at you to report this guy to some kind of authority figure. You remember the salary. You decide that you can always bust him after getting your first paycheck.
The boss asks when you can start. Caught off guard, you say "tomorrow?". Your boss(?) says he'll see you then.
On the way out, you bump into your stepbrother's girlfriend. Your boss introduces her as his daughter. You both silently agree to sidestep the subject for now and act like this is your first time meeting.
You show up to your first day of work. Your boss is putting the finishing touches on a giant machine that was definitely not there yesterday. You are nonplussed. You ask him what it's for and he launches into a convoluted explanation involving his parents always forcing him to put his shirts on backwards so the tag was in front. You think he should probably talk to a therapist.
Your brothers' exotic pet breaks down the wall. You stare at him. He stares at you. Incredulously, you say his name. "Oh, good, you two already know each other!" your boss says. You mention that you used to live with him. "What? Perry the Platypus, you never mentioned having a roommate."
This is what I like to imagine Candace Flynn's life is like, post P&F.
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