too many of you guys think nico is the loser and not lewis for letting the divorce go on for so long. like they're both losers about each other. emotionally constipated idiots who can't talk about their toxic homoerotic friendship that imploded on itself like 8 years ago and are now making it everyone else's problem. yeah nico's on television or in beer gardens talking about lewis all the time but like every other month some reporter is like "lewis, what's your favorite moment in your career?" and lewis no hesitation is like "oh man, karting, y'know? everything was simpler then" and then spends another six months skirting around nico's name. like this whole thing they're doing in the media isn't some kinda extended foreplay for them. they're both still pressing on the bruise to make sure it's still there!!! every few months, they're literally just asking on public television, does it still hurt for you like it does for me? and like clockwork, someone will release new information about them or one of them will say something about each other (in my heart, he's still my best friend/yes... and teammate) and the answer will remain the same, yes, of course, always.
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Everyone making those edgy theories about THIS image
just for it to end up being a teaser for a silly goofy merchandise commercial video is one of the funniest things ever
Live laugh love dog N plush
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day 5 backstory. he’s picking radishes. in iowa
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@king-orange
Victim entered the bar they had agreed to meet up at, casually sitting down near the bartender. When asked, he declined the drink, wanting to wait for King to arrive before starting.
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