#i pee in my pants

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𝗧𝗥𝝠𝗦𝗛 𝗠𝗘 𝗜𝗙 𝗬𝝝𝗨 𝗖𝝠𝗡

𝚆𝚊𝚝𝚌𝚑 𝙼𝚎 𝙳𝚘 𝙼𝚎 𝚋𝚢 𝚁𝙰𝙳𝙴𝙺

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@frenchpsychiatrymuderedmycnut

[pwhl-mybeloved]

I miss them (the women’s hockey team from letterkenny)

[treeroot06]

>Be vsauce joey >See gigantic dangeorus alien entity beyond human comprehension >Instantly ram your vehicle into a tree and start rolling down a hill.

[wormswurld]

barry wasn’t fucking around. he was like “this is my man and i don’t play around! matter of fact *puts hand around his waist* he’s mine.” like girl we get it TRUST ME ain’t nobody taking away your jolly green giant lmao

[jaime-has-shifted]

I love scripting extremely unnecessary skills, like yeah I can pick up my s/o without huge amount of muscles and even tho he’s like way taller than me, yeah I can do a good Eminem impression and an even better lin manuel Miranda impression.

Why? For jokes, I live to perform.

[omo-my-gosh]

when someone is getting completely desperate and someone else casually suggests they do something that would make them have to hold for a bit longer (stay browsing a store for another ten minutes, drive to a location that's further off from their destination, standing in line for something before they head to the bathrooms) and the desperate person says something along the lines of 'I can't, I'm going to have an accident if we do that'

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Bonus points if the other person had no idea they were that desperate and this is the reveal.. mmm

[allforthesapphic]

HELP i didn’t know there were deleted karate kid scenes THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN the kick??? the claw hands?? the outfit??

[kittanthalos]

I’m looking for something. And it’s not here. It’s out there, beyond the barrier.

WILLOW S01E01 | The Gales

[pissheartmybeloved]

wanna tug on my mommy's sleeve and tell her I need the potty, then have to clarify that I'm "take me right now as quick as you can or I won't make it" kinda desperate 🥺🥺

[omocatboy]

the urge to just piss myself right where i’m laying on the floor vs. not wanting to deal with the cleanup after

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My best Friend is an Animal 👀

#thelittlethingsarethebigthings #cats #catsofinstagram #catstagram #katzenliebe #mietzekatze #catsagram #catscatscats #catsoftheworld #catsoftheday #catslover #catsgram #catsofinsta #catsoninstagram #catsfollowers #catslovers #catsofday @frenchpsychiatrymuderedmycnut @bko69er @derflaneur #catsareawesome #catsdaily #catsloversworld #catsmeow #catscircus #cats_of_world #dailycats #beautifulcats #catsofworld #cats_of_day #catloversclub #catstagram #meow #lovecats #petlovers #adorablecats #catsareawesome #cats_of_instagram #cat_of_instagram #kittycatn

Soundtrack: Don't Worry Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin

[breathofthewildyaverage]

Felt like making Wild’s scars way worse, so TW for gore I guess

Inspired by Tashacee’s Learning to Trust fic, I would tag them but idk their name on here :(

(This is INSPIRED BY, not supposed to be exactly like the fic)

I used Sally Face fanart for references lmao

With face coverings:

[willowser]

having feelings for bakugou at a time in his life where he's unable to reciprocate them sounds so scary like. obviously he knows. he's figured it out. maybe he doesn't want to realize it but he knows that you get a little starry-eyed for him and linger too close and stare too long. and he's so emotionally warped that it turns into him confronting you like just spit it out already and that's so terrifying !

[thewoundedfallenangel]

My take on Simon petrikov

Fionna and cake is eating me alive. At least we got baby girl over hereee (I'm talking to you Simon you dumb bitch)

[lexkent]