#i outrank everyone

[i-outrank-everyone]

A friendly reminder from your favorite medic: take your meds, drink a glass of water, and have a kriffin' fantastic day.

[tup-perware]

What is it like being the most attractive clone in the GAR?

Oh my, if you're trying to make me blush you're on a good start, anon ☺️

It doesn't effect my day to day life much, there's so few natborns around here to appreciate it. But when we're back on triple zero? It's very apparent who the prettiest one is ...even when @i-outrank-everyone is trying to claim the title for himself...

[massiff-daddy]

Hey vod. Gonna be comm silent for the next bit. About to ship out to [REDACTED BY GAR SECURITY FILTER]. Kriff, the casualties on this campaign are [REDACTED BY GAR SECURITY FILTER]. I've never seen anything like it. Can you send me some Grizz pics so I have something good to look forward to when I get back to [REDACTED BY GAR SECURITY FILTER]? It's been a long karking day, and it's not over yet.

That reminds me, I heard this song that I thought Fox would absolutely hate. Can you blast it into his helmet comms?

Hey, brother Fox still gets his daily reports from the front lines, been a long time since we've seen the same battalion at the top of the list for this long. Just know we're always thinkin about you out there. We know our 501st boys are in good hands with you there. You'll be back home in no time, vod, until then Grizzy's here to make you smile.

Don't think I ever showed this one to you, our ARF trainer was a hard ass, but he had a soft spot and made sure we had some holos to look back on. Baby Grizzer is arguably the cutest Grizzer! [see file attachment]

Thorn took this one, look at that smile! [see file attachment]

And of course my favorite collage [see file attachment]

Senator Amidala just sent me this one this morning. I'm glad she has a sense of humor, some of the other senate dweebs not so much [see file attachment]

P.S. That is the best song I've ever heard and rest assured, it will be stuck in Fox's head in no time!

Keep your head down, brother, see you soon.

[i-outrank-everyone]

The greatest Jedi of all time once said:

How do you feel abt a girl with thick thighs and stretch marks? ……..asking for a friend

pretty good, tbh. 😏 pret-ty darn good.

[stealingpotatoes]

I saw this on twitter and the idea of this happening sounds absolutely hilarious. Like Han, Ventress and Merrin just direct Thrawn to a DMV and make him coming to dathomir absolute hell (I also accidentally sent this ask to someone else 😅)

LMAO???? i take back everything I've ever said about legends, this is everything to me. nothing but respect for MY king of dathomir send that gay blueberry to parking ticket superhell

[i-outrank-everyone]

Hello, handsome. Got plans for Life Day? I need a plus-one for my work party. Free food and mistletoe 💋

Why do you have a missile at your Life Day party? Do you work at a munitions depot?

[i-outrank-everyone]

Hello there 😏

What's your opinion of archivists? Specifically the kind who keep spiced biscuits and tea in their offices?

Asking for a friend.

I'll never turn down spiced biscuits! Archivists, though? Nah, not really my thing. Never cared much about ancient history. Maybe your friend should try @is-that-regulation, he's a nerd.

[i-outrank-everyone]

It's a good look.

ok but hear me out

Kix in glasses

[moeblob]

A succubus and a demon! (The succubi don't have names but the demon is Kronos and the succubus is one of his bosses in Hell and he's not /fond/ of the succubi for many reasons but they all adore picking on him)

Also because I love them and like to point it out, the succubi act more as pleasure dealers in the sense of they offer up whatever a human wants most in exchange for their soul. It's rarely of a sexual nature since it's what they want MOST in life. And most people's ambitions are outside of a bedroom. (happy pride, asexuals are able to get affected by a succubus now without discrimination)

[compacflt]

I've just started watching The Queen's Gambit and it got me wondering: does Iceman play chess? Cause I can totally see it happening

yeah

this section of my wips got preemptively deleted for being boring and “who cares” and not well written

but yes

[undercoverangell]

character sheet for the odyssey ttrpg has been complete.... made odysseus as a test just to see if i had gotten the pdf to. actually be editable

[i-outrank-everyone]

You're right, @violet-tinted-world. I should make @one-big-cog-piece call it a gluteus maximus.

Drawtober day 5 is Republic! I can’t help but think of Jesse when I see the republic symbol, and who doesn’t love a good pinup 👀💙

[i-outrank-everyone]

Do you and your brothers have bellybuttons ?!

That's an excellent question! Given that we clones are grown in birthing pods, one might logically assume that we have no bellybuttons, since the umbilicus is a scar left from the removal of the umbilical cord that transfers nutrients from the mother to the fetus in human sexual reproduction. However, that is not the case! The Kaminoan growth jars use a synthetic umbilical cord for the same purpose, so we clone troopers do, indeed, have bellybuttons.

[tonariofjananda]

For the ask game: Tonari - 5, 7, and 12!

Heya Ray! Ok here goes

5) What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?

Honestly I’ve got a handful, most for maybe a line or two of association, but the first one that came to mind when reading this question that’s completely hers in my head was “The Moon Will Sing” by the Crane Wives. I love imagining the song as her reflecting on her dad, friends, Hayase, and Fushi, and how they’ve all contributed to the way she feels about herself and her legacy. Fun fact, the association came about from my mishearing of a line as “I shine only with the life you gave me,” the original word being “light” instead of “life.” But the more I reflected on the song, the more I felt her presence in it (I described this to my best friend as Tonari clawing her way to the surface lol), especially in the third verse. That one in particular draws a really vivid image to me of what Tonari’s headspace must have been right after Fushi pulled her away from the flames. I imagine she’s remorseful that she couldn’t give her friends a better life and is rallying to find her courage to kill them before Fushi steps in. “Instead you hoarded all that’s left of me” is a complicated little line too, filled with the bitterness and confusion at Fushi of keeping her from death. There’s not much left of her with the death of her friends, what Fushi did was selfish, but also implies Tonari didn’t realize Fushi cared if she lived or died. Then he takes the sword from her hands, “swallowing your doubt,” and she’s… grateful, angry, upset… but most of all, she acknowledges the mutual hesitance between herself and Fushi, even though they both know this is the only course of action. Even though it makes her feel like he’s taking the sword through her own body. He might as well be. The line “I want to feel the fire that you kept from me” is the most straightforward in my opinion, and what really solidified this song as being hers for me. It’s a little funny what I’ve done here tbh. The song probably meant the line as “i want to become the person you stopped me from being, I want to regain the life that was supposed to be mine,” but for this Tonari interpretation, I’ve given it the opposite implication… cough

Anyway, the chorus also kind of ties in with another song I somewhat associate with her, “Your Best American Girl” by Mitski, for the lines “Well I’m not the moon/I’m not even a star,” but I’ll spare you the analysis for that and “Goodbye My Danish Sweetheart” (also by Mitski) til… later 👀❗️

For now, I’ll leave you with the three following, lighter songs: Laufey called “Best Friend,” which I listen to as something directed towards the immortal army as a whole; “Wings,” by So!YoON! and Phum Viphruit as a song between her and Ligard and Fushi woah who said that; and “A Thousand Years” by Christina Perri bc immortalism and the heartbreak of waiting to reunite with someone. Also please imagine the second verse as being from Fushi’s perspective on getting not just her but all of their friends back at the end of the past era arc with potentially rough implications for their thought process in the modern arc WHO SAID THAT

7) What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?

(Lyn asked me this too so I’ll cover it here for the two of ya!)

Tbh… I just like it when anyone talks about her ówò Tonari tends to get overlooked- even tho I’d argue she’s something of a deuteragonist- so I really just love whenever people acknowledge her importance to the story and show some enthusiasm for her plotlines. In terms of stories and fan art, it’s always awesome to see all the different sides of her shine through! Tonari’s badass, bitchy, and a little judgmental, but she’s also fashionable, studious, and warm, especially toward March and Eko. It’s also nice to see the occasional silliness she used to show on Jananda shine through every now and then. She’s changed a lot by the next arc, for obvious reasons, but she was pretty silly to Hisame when she was inviting herself to dinner, I don’t think all that playfulness should just disappear! So it’s nice to see fans playing with Tonari without vilifying her ;w; Also without reducing her to her feelings for Fushi, because yeah she has some but that’s not the only thing she’s about (even tho…. I fixate a lot… on that particular subject……… cough). While I’m on the subject, I really love that most ToFu art is limited to things like gentle physical affection. A head on a shoulder (I spent hours running around my house when you sent me that pic Ray, HOURS), a meaningful hug, and touching hands- an absolute must if you like em. I’m definitely getting carried away now though…

12) What's a headcanon you have for this character?

(Limit yourself, limit yourself, limit yourself…!!!)

(Also Coop if you’re reading this, the green one is the only safe one lol)

Bisexual Tonari is an obvious one, I’m convinced she was attracted to Parona’s form (who isn’t in this show tho lmao), and I find those ship posts between Tonari and Mizuha to be so fun tbh. Enemies to lovers maybe, invited to hold hands with her and Hanna! That theory you had about Nagisa having a crush on Tonari lives in my head rent free too, absolutely canon to me. Actually the MizuNariHanna stuff would be extra funny in a world where Nagisa has a crush on Tonari bc now Mizuha’s a girl stealer too! Nagisa just can’t win!!!

Tonari loves writing! And she’s a woman in STEM! Not a headcanon just fact but it lays down the groundwork for my following headcanon: she probably went away to grad school or something. Bon asked if Tonari knew how to do surgery, implying to my insane head that she’s probably gone away for school or something, maybe even received a doctorate, but Bon doesn’t know what for. Her stitches look a bit spaced out and wonky tbh, so she probably doesn’t have the patience for things like needlepoint. I’d wager her calling probably isn’t physical art either haha.

She absolutely goes drinking with the immortal trio + Bon and maybe Gugu once she’s old enough to do so (… would Hairo drink? Designated driver Hairo Rich, but also it’d be so funny if he’s completely normal in the stupidest way while drunk. “Stands like perfectly normal but topples over the second he goes to take a step” typa drunk- BUT THIS ISNT ABOUT HIM SORRY). I think they’d love having Tonari around to pal around with! I imagine that old Jananda arc silliness comes out full force then, if her excitement at Mizuha’s birthday was anything to go off ✌️

(This one’s safe Coop!) Her hair’s been short and choppy since before she got to Jananda so I like to think she did that little kid thing where she tried cutting her own hair and it came out looking uneven. Instead of letting her parents fix it though, she just insisted it wasn’t a mistake and wore it out like that for years. Then when she got to Jananda all the scissors sucked so she just had to keep cutting her hair in the same shabby way. Mia and Oopa having long hair is so funny to me too cuz I imagine they wouldn’t let Tonari get anywhere near them with scissors in her hand (OK stop reading here Coop!)

While I’m here, i think Tonari probably sees a little bit of her old friends in the immortal army tbh. Like, @/alphaofdarkness made the connection that March probably reminded Tonari of Oopa ;; So I feel like Gugu could remind Tonari of Uroy in some ways too, like in the buff, blond, older brother figure kind of way. Eko could remind her of young Sandel in the same way both were kind of upbeat and cute, but quiet in a way that they faded a little in the group (my brother INSISTED Sandel had NOT been there the entire time we were watching the Jananda arc). Meanwhile Messar might remind her of the older Sandel, the kind who probably was more like a brotherly shithead to her after all their years of growing up together. And Mia… imma be honest Mia’s weird as hell, chair fighting, curly hair collecting? Ain’t nobody doing it like Mia 🫡 ACTUALLY ITS BON, BON TOTALLY REMINDS HER OF MIA LMAO

OK IM ENDING IT THERE (Believe it or not this is me limiting myself, I’d typed out an entire section on Tonari’s relationship with each of the members of the immortal army). Hope these were decent enough responses to your questions Ray!

If you- or anyone- has anymore questions on Tonari or literally anyone else please feel free to send them! I have thoughts on like literally everyone, no character too obscure ✌️

[i-outrank-everyone]

I don't know anything about a cannon, but this seems like a good time to resuscitate this comm.

TL;DR:

I must share a headcanon I’ve had for a long time that I just couldn’t hold onto any longer:

Hunter LOVES thick women.

[algolagniaa]

I don’t even have to be openly mean to men like I can go out of my way to be nice and polite and it doesn’t matter bc I don’t orbit around them the way they’re used to women doing and so they perceive me as hating them anyway. which I do so I guess they’re right