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Are you sure you want to stick with that story, vod? Because, from what I've heard, your name comes from an very different story 👀 one that involves a furry little friend? And bullying a team medic into treating his injured leg? 👀

It's okay to have a soft spot for animals, brother, especially ones that became your namesake 😌

I'm a little late to the party, but I wanted to make sure to wish you a happy 10/10!

May you get all the caf you want and as few shenanigans from your brothers as possible.

How about they have to deal with my shenanigans for once? It is my day after all.

But, speaking of caf, I think it's about time I head to that little cafe nearby for something that isn't the color or consistency of used motor oil. Thank you for the well wishes, cyar'ika ❤️

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When you do, I know the perfect shelter to adopt from!

grizzer is the cutest massif ever, i don't make the rules :)

Thankfully, @a-1010-is-speaking does make the rules and we can get him to sign off on this 👀

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How does Grizzer feel about younglings? Is she good with kids?

She's very good with the little ones! Whenever a kiddo is around you can tell from the look in her eyes that she's hoping they'll come ask to pet her.

Unfortunately, when she's working I can't let it happen often. But confession time: every once in awhile during quite moments, if a little one asks nicely, I'll let them give her a quick pet (but don't tell anyone okay 🤫)

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Does Grizzer like meeting other animals?

It depends, she LOVES tookas, for example. When we're on patrol you can tell it takes all of her training not to run up to every stray we see (but she always stays focused, like a good girl).

But other massiffs? It's hit or miss, depending on how well behaved the other massiff is she'll either get very territorial or she treats them with polite caution. I think it comes from being the runt of her litter, always seeing others as competition, ya know?

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Cookies like that are sweet, maybe a little stale, but always best enjoyed with caf, vod, so obviously it's perfect for Commander Crusty 😎

Found this at my local Starbucks. It made me think of you so I bought it, and then couldn’t resist eating it because it looked delicious. That is all, I love you bye

I feel like I should be concerned that you thought of me...then ate it 😳

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grizzer is the cutest massif ever, i don't make the rules :)

Thankfully, @a-1010-is-speaking does make the rules and we can get him to sign off on this 👀

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Hey there handsome! 😉 Would you ever want to go to the park with me? You can bring grizzer along too 😊.

I'm always down for a walk in the park, cyar'ika, when are you free 😉

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Just here to say you're my favorite in the whole GAR.

Please give Grizzer pats for me.

Your favorite? Out of the whole GAR?! No one's ever said that before how kind

Well, I see you know a good trooper when you see one 😌 and I instantly like any one who knows that Grizzer deserves pats!

Just told her a sweet civvie wanted to pet her and look at how happy she is!

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Did someone say party?!

If you give us some notice and an invite, I'm sure we can ensure that the buzz kill brigade is none the wiser about this after party of yours 😘

If you got to go to a conference for GAR medics, how many hours would the after party continue until the Corries showed up to shut it down?

Well, helloooooo beautiful. That's a nice username you have there. Any chance I've seen you around 79's before?

You know, that's a great question, and I have to be honest, it's gonna depend on which Corries get dispatched. If it's @every-rose-has-one or @massiff-daddy? They'd show up just in time to kick the party into high gear. Those boys knows how to have fun (despite their unfortunate taste in armor paint; they'd look so much better in blue).

Stone would be very disappointed in all of us, and the guilt trip alone would straight murder the vibe.

And if it's Marshal Commander Buzz Killington himself (AKA @a-1010-is-speaking)? Might as well not even bother showing up. He'd shut us down faster than a class 0.5 hyperdrive.

If you're looking for the after-after party, though, I know a nice, cozy barracks where nobody will bother us. 😏

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Hey vod. Gonna be comm silent for the next bit. About to ship out to [REDACTED BY GAR SECURITY FILTER]. Kriff, the casualties on this campaign are [REDACTED BY GAR SECURITY FILTER]. I've never seen anything like it. Can you send me some Grizz pics so I have something good to look forward to when I get back to [REDACTED BY GAR SECURITY FILTER]? It's been a long karking day, and it's not over yet.

That reminds me, I heard this song that I thought Fox would absolutely hate. Can you blast it into his helmet comms?

Hey, brother Fox still gets his daily reports from the front lines, been a long time since we've seen the same battalion at the top of the list for this long. Just know we're always thinkin about you out there. We know our 501st boys are in good hands with you there. You'll be back home in no time, vod, until then Grizzy's here to make you smile.

Don't think I ever showed this one to you, our ARF trainer was a hard ass, but he had a soft spot and made sure we had some holos to look back on. Baby Grizzer is arguably the cutest Grizzer! [see file attachment]

Thorn took this one, look at that smile! [see file attachment]

And of course my favorite collage [see file attachment]

Senator Amidala just sent me this one this morning. I'm glad she has a sense of humor, some of the other senate dweebs not so much [see file attachment]

P.S. That is the best song I've ever heard and rest assured, it will be stuck in Fox's head in no time!

Keep your head down, brother, see you soon.

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💀alright then

What is it like being the most attractive clone in the GAR?

Oh my, if you're trying to make me blush you're on a good start, anon ☺️

It doesn't effect my day to day life much, there's so few natborns around here to appreciate it. But when we're back on triple zero? It's very apparent who the prettiest one is ...even when @i-outrank-everyone is trying to claim the title for himself...

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@every-rose-has-one Commander Thorn, come in Commander Thorn, reporting shots fired! I repeat, shots fired, please report to the scene ASAP

What is it like being the most attractive clone in the GAR?

Oh my, if you're trying to make me blush you're on a good start, anon ☺️

It doesn't effect my day to day life much, there's so few natborns around here to appreciate it. But when we're back on triple zero? It's very apparent who the prettiest one is ...even when @i-outrank-everyone is trying to claim the title for himself...

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i brought Grizzer some treats! 🦴🫐

also stopped by the treat store for people too, but don't tell the other Corries that i brought you candy or i'll never hear the end of it 🍬

Thank you so much, cyar'ika! Grizzy always appreciates treats ☺️ careful, though, she'll probably try to lick you next time she sees you

She's not the only one who appreciates treats 👀 I'll make sure to hide these from you know who, he has the biggest sweet tooth! Thank you, beautiful, you're too sweet ❤️

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@moonlightwarriorqueen that's a very good plan, mesh'la, I see you've thought this out well. But you should know that once Grizzer has a scent, she's doesn't give up, and neither do I 😉

so uh…how bad is it to be your problem? 👀

When it comes to my pain in the ass vode? All I'll say is Stone survived it once and refuses to do it again.

However, if you plan on causing a few problems of your own...well, I don't know if I'd use the word bad to describe that outcome.

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Please tell me your top five Grizzer facts. ❤️

An excellent question, I like you already!

It's hard to narrow down to five, but I'm tried my best 😘

She's very photogenic, LOVES having her picture taken and is always smiling for the holocam

@every-rose-has-one was the first to discover that, once she's claimed you as part of her pack, she'll cuddle up to you if she finds you sleeping ❤️

Her favorite flavor of treats are khadinut (and on the occasions we can get khadinut butter?? Oh she's one happy camper, looks adorable trying to lick it off of her fangs)

Chin scratches are the fastest way to get her to like you 😉

Can melt anyone's heart, just ask @a-1010-is-speaking

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It's not Grizzer's fault she misses you! You're never in your office when we come to visit and she gets upset. She just wants you to know she was there ❤️

@massiff-daddy if I find my desk covered in slobber and/or bite marks one more time, I'm reassigning you

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average day at the corrie hq