#i never do it
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starkidsimping · 2 months ago
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edward nashton would never like me irl i’m so underwhelming and. not smart . i sit in the grass and think about putting dirt in my mouth
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poorlittlevampire · 2 years ago
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my bank is so fucking shit they blocked my card last night cause they thought it was a fraud charge, called this morning and i missed it and now instead of EVERY OTHER BANK where u can just. text. i have to actually call them and get them to unblock my card cause they put a hold on it. and ive nought off this site with this bank before so idk why it only was flagged this time
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puppyeared · 3 months ago
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filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^
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sadclowncentral · 4 months ago
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shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. hope you figure it out soon king
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spitblaze · 5 months ago
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[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show
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s-aint-elmo · 4 months ago
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pass it on!
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demaparbat-hp · 2 months ago
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That infamous prison escape.
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the-real-google · 6 months ago
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To celebrate pride month I've decided to make a part 2 of the killing transphobes post since it was given a community warning. (🚗🔨⚒️💥)
LIMITED TIME OFFER:
For every note this gets I will kill one (1) acephobe AND one (1) arophobe with my bare hands.
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tearlessrain · 4 months ago
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I mean honestly I don’t hate Harris. or Biden, who has actually done a lot of good in the last four years especially considering the mess he had to clean up. but whatever gets the “my imaginary moral high ground is more important than peoples’ lives” fucks to vote.
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the-jade-palace · 6 months ago
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Me teaching my friend about the different parts of fishing
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aroacedavestrider · 1 year ago
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people will hear you talk about struggling with mental illness and say “you can do anything if you just put your mind to it”. brother what part of the body does the mental illness happen in. what do you think is the problem
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beebfreeb · 7 months ago
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cloudyydraws · 3 months ago
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UY! PHILIPPINES!!!! PHILIPPINES!!!!
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star-mum · 21 days ago
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i slept in a little today WHY SOUL CRUSHING HEADACHE ?????????
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annabelle--cane · 1 year ago
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her pronouns are HE/HIM
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demaparbat-hp · 1 month ago
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He's never happy
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